Watch What Crappens - #2930 Next Gen NYC S1E7 part 2: Touched a Shore Spot with Danny Murphy

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

This is part 2 of a two-part recapOn this week’s Next Gen NYC, Georgia unveils her big plan for the future: a Brutalist bowling alley club with metal lanes and cafeteria trays. Meanwhile, Emira airs her Red Robin grievance, and Gia hounds Riley about her attitude. Special guest Danny Murphy (Page Six’s Virtual Reali-tea) breaks down the ep with Ben!  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So then meanwhile, we go back to, um, the slutty, the slutty ish vegan. Oh yes. Now, but yeah, it said slutty ish for some reason. I don't know if the branding is changing before my eyes. Yeah. I'm not a slush vegan. Oh, yes. Slutty vegan. Now, but yeah, it said slutty-ish for some reason. I don't know if the branding is changing before my eyes. Yeah. But, but Ava's there with, with Damon.

I'm telling you, she's not going to Hamptons because now she's at, she's fully at this. She's at, she's at the shop. She's talking at, yeah. You're at the vegan shop. You're not, you're not going to the Hamptons. The other thing is like, you also like, she would have gone... If she knew there was a fitting,

I think she's already going to the Hamptons then. She builds a whole day or two around it. And like they would have had like someone in her sphere film something with her there. Did you say she was building tempeh or something? Yeah. She's building cashews. Yeah. She's fitting Tempeh into a bun.

That's what he's fitting. But you're right. They would have had someone, they would have had like Dylan or someone go out there, you know, but no, she's just, she's not going and she's not even going to pretend to go. Or it would have been an event where it's like someone from summer house adjacent or something like that is like, Oh my God, you're at this event. I heard you're hanging out with boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo. Yeah. And like, if like, I feel like if it gets, if it's going to be happening, I just think you're at that point, you're, you're, if

you're waiting around your apartment for the goat, for the bat signal to go out to the hamptons at that point, if you're really going to go, right? You know go out to the hamptons at that point, if you're really gonna go. That's the thing, yes. You know, I was okay with the pedicure. I'm letting her get the pedicure for the episode. Because that's part of the event, yes, please. You gotta make sure you look good.

You can do that. Well, because her manager and her team told her, if you're gonna be in the city, do that, yes. Yes, but once she's that slutty vegan, I'm like, no, okay, this is all a lie. You were never going to go because you're not going to risk spilling something. You're not going to get any vegan oil on you. No. And also because that place, because they're, well, at least I know the vegan

burger I had there, they load it up. It's like, it's a whole situation. Yeah. Yeah. It's a whole situation. Mm-mm, yeah, yeah. I'm almost about to lose my tempeh-er about the situation, but I won't. I just need to lose the laptop. Ha ha ha!

Wow, I feel like she's having some impulses that were inspired by Satan. Ha ha ha! Satan himself, Charlie. were inspired by Satan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Satan himself, Charlie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, she could have gone to New Jersey. It wouldn't have been impossible.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm running out of my beacon of thoughts. Impossible, Red Robin Burger. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, it's the other one, it's impossible and, um. Beyond. It's beyond repair. What she's doing to Brooks on his birthday. Absolutely. She needs to be studied for a mental health.

That one is my favorite, I think. Thank you. I'll end there. Comedy's in threes and fives, but I just had to go for four. So, uh you. Thank you. I'll end there. Comedy's in threes and fives, but I just had to go for four. Okay. So, now we go back to the Jersey Shore. And so everyone's getting ready. Oh, so the theme for the night is Jersey Shore. I know, I was like, okay,

so we're being really creative here. Yeah, so they're just dressed up sort of just like Jersey Shore-ish. Yeah, and also like Jersey Shore, the show, I guess. Cause everyone's like, oh my God, you're slaying it. I'm like, you're in a skirt, Ariana, but okay. I mean, you look great. You look nice, I don't find.

And like the extent of their theme is just that, like that's what they say the, the, the extent of their theme is just that like they're, that's what they say the theme is. Cause they just have like a standard table set downstairs. That's my favorite. I'm like, they don't even leaving the premises. Not going anywhere. You all just did all this glam for, okay.

You just dress up for Jersey Shore just to be with enough old Italian flag napkin. That's what it was. Yes. That was the, that was the, shouldn't have been a, a, it should have been a Jersey Italian flag napkin. That's what it was. Yes. That was the, that was the, shouldn't have been a, it should have been a Jersey state flag napkin. It should have been some Jersey tomatoes.

They should have just put everything on that. Yeah. And a galette. A galette would have been delightful. Right? Love a galette. I love a galette and a crostata. I wonder if they have that at Slutty Vegan. Oh, what?

Ava? Yeah, I'll tell you who's not making it. Ava. She's like, oh, we just sold out. And you know, there's like five in the back, but she's too lazy to get them. Or she'd be like, not me not making a galette right now. That'd be Georgia.

That's true. Not me asking for a galette right now. Am I right? Could have had a V8. Crazy. Galette. Oh my God. My favorite actress, Tony Galette. She is an inflatable car sales thing outside. So meanwhile, Charlie, here's another thing that Charlie does. Charlie is, how are you 29 and still talking about weed like you are 16?

And what's he say? I'm smoking a Johnson? How are you 29 and still talking about weed like you are 16? And what's he say? I'm smoking a Johnson? Yeah, he's like, I'm just gonna smoke a having a pre dinner Johnson as he facetimes Ava. I'm like, Charlie, where I'm from, that'd be called sucking a dick. I don't think you're doing. Yeah, there's that too. A pre dinner Johnson. Having a pre dinner blow job.

That's what I call my doobies. It's like, um. And also I like to, cause I'm sure production was like, Hey, can you call Ava to show that she's not in the Hamptons? And she's like, I'm showering. Yeah. Yeah. She basically hangs up on him. It's like, okay. But she's caught cause she lied.

She's, she's a liar. She was, she has tension with Ariana and she doesn't want to go to New Jersey. And that's just the, that's the beginning and the end of it. She was like liar. She has tension with Ariana, and she doesn't want to go to New Jersey, and that's the beginning and the end of it. She was like, I already went to Jersey. I went to Gia's house. It was dumb. I don't want to go back.

I want to go to the Hamptons. Dog shit everywhere. I'm okay. Dog shit everywhere. I want to be with other models in the Hamptons. I want to be with other model people. I want to be with... I can't think of who are the who are the hot models these days?

I don't know the models. I'm like, I feel like after a Shumba, I like it's like I stopped following. Also, because now I'm like, what is a model? You know what I mean? Like they it's so Evan flow because I'm like, is Alex Earl a model? I have no clue. Is it is it Tate McCray? Oh, is it Addison Rae? Is it the one soundtrack? Maybe Is it the F1 soundtrack? Maybe? The F1 soundtrack is walking down the runway. It's just all the cars? Yeah. I love that. I love the idea of like, this season's hottest new model is the F1 soundtrack.

On Blu-ray. You're like, yeah, CDs are dumb, but we're putting it on Blu-ray. By the way, I feel like, I don't know, does Thandie Newton have a daughter? I feel like she should have like a Nepo child who should be a model. Wait. Doesn't it feel like it's time? If not, Thandie, get on that. Yeah, it is beyond. It feels like it's time for a Thandie Newton, but Nepo baby.

And like, cause like that is such a person who would have such a captivating Nepo child. Oh, that, you know, that would be a Nepo baby. I would really support. There's some that you support. They're like, good for you. Good for you capitalizing off your parents' success. Because as you should. As you should.

It's a great segue to an argument that they're gonna get into in a little bit. But before they get into that argument, we have another argument first. I'm trying to remember what exactly, I don't even remember what this argument was. Oh, of course we know what the arguments about the bowling alley. So they're all arrived. They're all gathering at this at the dinner and everything. And

Georgia is like, guys, I have, I have a little bit of a mini announcement, not me with a little mini announcement. Am I right? Okay. Well, first and foremost, we're going to be doing a takeover of a nearby subway franchise with Diplo. So I hope everyone comes to that. Second of all, I'm potentially opening a new venue because I wrote it on a whiteboard. Okay. So, uh, it's pretty much open, underlined it, use different colors, dry, erase pens. We forgot to erase it, which means it's going to be there permanently. So we set an attention. It's there.

It's going to be a new club in New York city somewhere. And the concept is, wait for it bowling alley club. Okay. And I was thinking like, it's a place, but you can bowl like normally don't get to bowl a lot, but it'll be able to do it more here. So we'll call it bowl more lanes. How about that? Do you guys like that as a net concept bowling alley club? And also it's like, this is the place where I think, wasn't this where she met the girl and they bonded over Led Zeppelin? Yes. So that was apparently in like Brooklyn, But, but of course, but like, she's acting

like the, the bowl, the bowling alley club is like a new concept. I'm like, lady, it's been around for about 20 years, at least. But also it's the funny thing because she is so young. She doesn't know that. Yeah. Whatever happened to bowling? I'm like, people are still going. People still go. People go to like, there are like hipster bowling alleys. Like that is already a thing. I was like, there literally is a place in Brooklyn for that. Yeah.

There's a place in LA, in Highland Park, that the bowling alley is like all old timey. Like it's like steampunk and everything. It's like crazy. Like it's just, this has been done. And she's like acting like she is just truly like reinvented. She would have had a meltdown if they went to Asbury park, New Jersey, where I think they should go,

because there's an Asbury lanes there where it's a concert venue that's on a bowling alley. And they served, they do serve food. She's like, I've got this great idea. I'm going to, I'm going to do a bowling alley club. And we play nothing but Bruce Springsteen. Okay. Born to ball.

Bowling in the dark. So this is like her big idea. She's going to open up. It's also funny. Like, why are you making an announcement? Cause you just, you had an idea. There's nothing that indicates you are anywhere beyond having an idea with this concept.

So freeing and beautiful how stream of consciousness she is. It actually could borderline admiration. All it doesn't, but it, it is like, wow, she really wants to share the data. It's almost Brittany Bateman-esque. Yeah, she's like an E.E. Cummings poem. She just is like abstract. You have to go through it a few times, you know? But I'm so glad we did it because we got to, yes.

Because we got all this beautifulness. So she's like, okay, it's gonna be a great club because bowling is a great unifier, which I don't know if that's necessarily true. I love bowling. But I don't know if it's a great unifier. Yeah. It's more so, yeah, I don't think it's bringing the people. It's not going to be like, it's not kind of a Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi. Thank you. Finally, someone says it. Okay. So she's like in the spirit of having a great unifying event, we're

going to have like, like, we're going to, it'll be kind of like very, it's, but this is all very early phase, but I was going to throw a party next week at a bowling alley and it's gonna be nothing like the club that I'm planning. So if like, you know, I have never heard of like proof of concept, this is called not proof of concept because it's not going to be like what I'm doing, but it's going to be bowling nonetheless. So anyway, I want to have a bowling alley. That's a great unifier. And because it's a club, only certain people are going to be able to come in because it's a great unifier like that, you know? Yeah, there's a guess. No one can really like it's actually only us because it's a cast event.

It'll be way to unify a very specific segment of society. They can all be unified together. But I think in George's mind that is unifying. Yeah. She's like, okay, imagine like a brutalist space, which I'm already like, what about a brutalist space as unifying? Yeah. Literally in the name. She's like, it's people that work at Sotheby's and downtown galleries and how fucking insane and esoteric is that?

Totally unifying. There's going to be three to five lanes, cement with like purple and also metal ass lanes. Lady, do you... There's a reason why they're not metal. There's a whole, there's... You're kidding. I'm like, this is how, what is going to work there? The funniest thing ever is like that casting is having a woman like this or a girl like

this across from Gia Giudice. Because Gia doesn't know what is happening. Gia does not know what a Jordanian is like. What's a brutalist space? I don't understand what this is. We talk about what's a good space. I don't know what brutal is. I always thought space was always brutal. Why do we always have to go to Italian family? I'm like, that's not

really a John right either. My love. That's not a club, but uh huh. It's going to be like, Omar is going to invest because like he's been wanting to a club for like a while. So like, I don't want to have to spend millions of dollars, but everyone's like a bowling alley club. Like that sucks. You know what I'm saying have to spend millions of dollars, but everyone's like a bowling alley club like that sucks You know what I'm saying? First of all, you're also in a relationship with this guy So bad like don't have your don't have like your boyfriend invests in your bowling alley also a crypto thing, too Yeah, no, let's it's like a brutalist bowling alley is already pretty tough with metal lanes

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in this business venture, I'm gonna just give you a little piece of advice. Okay, if you plan to serve food there, I would just like not comment on what your patrons are eating ever. Everyone's like, what? And goes fully over George's head. She's like, what? And goes fully over George's head. She's like, I wouldn't even be concerned.

One two over the George and McCann, yeah. She's like, I don't, I wasn't planning on having commentary about what they eat. Like she's like, I mean, I said, yeah, because that's just something you shouldn't do in general. Like George does not get it. Am I always like trying to drop all the hints? Like I would, like you just shouldn't comment.

Like for instance, the other days, like I pulled a burger out from Red Robin. Remember I got Red Robin everyone? He can't get that in Mallorca. Anyway, you immediately made the comment, like, oh my God, you're eating a burger. And I was like, yeah, I haven't had food all day long. And then you're like, wow, you, your Zempik must be wearing off.

And George is like, yeah, but we had a whole fridge full of food. That's why I was confused. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. And Amira was like, no, it's totally fine. I just want to say that. Amira did fully back off.

She just wanted to get her point across. She was like, I was just really really upset. She's like, um, so did you have actual feedback about my business? No, I just wanted to say that. Well, just so you know, the food's going to be Sunday set up and like all of his and like trays and you go buffet and you, the thing that scared me, you scan your credit card and then just get food. I'm like, okay, so you're getting my credit card information. So it's a cafeteria. But then the best is area, brutalist

cafeteria bowling alley, bowling alley. So I'm just getting hit in the head with a bowling ball in bowling shoes. And George is running it. So no one's washing their hands. I'm gonna get a staff infection by putting my fingers in the bowling ball. Literally not interested in this. And I just love how Georgia was just like, oh my, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Thank you. OK, anyway, cafeteria trays.

Here's what I think. No hand sanitizer. We just raw dog it. OK. Hands in the sloppy joes. She is like, she doesn't actually care what you're serving. So you don't?

She's like, no, I just wanted to say that. Oh, okay. Well, that is a beautiful Georgia gets knocked out. She gets up. Like she is Taba Wampa or whatever. She doesn't care. So then Riley finally was like, I just have to say, you know what? No, I shouldn't say this. Like what Riley? She's like, it's a terrible idea. And they're like, Oh, Riley, no. Also, I think as everyone was saying it in the confessionals and I, from the fan, and I don't know if it's because I am, um, I dunno,

I'm a Taurus. I don't know. I don't know. Well, candy is, I don't know when Riley's birthday is. I am the friend where I'm like, if my friend wants advice, well, tell them the advice. And I think it's cause Georgia and Riley are getting, because we had them have the whole cabana of hell, because there's just the two of them, and Riley's probably bored out of her mind on both phones, situation where it's like, don't do this.

Like take your stuff to do something else. And everyone was like, taken aback. Yeah, everyone was like, as much as people like to be like, I'm a New Yorker. I like to say it how it is. You know what New Yorkers do? We just say it. We don't, we don't color. We don't, we don't candy coat anything. We don't, we don't look through like rose colored glasses. We just say it. And then Riley's like, yeah, it's a bad idea. They're like, Riley, how could you do that? How could you say that? Like how I was going to get bowling shoes.

How could you neg the, the brutalist bowling alley cafeteria club that unifies people who can get in. And Riley's probably like, I was in an Uber from the hotel with this girl in a robe topless. So we're close enough for me to get feedback. Yeah. They're also probably drunk. Riley and Georgia probably drunk because they were drinking those big Miami

vices. Yeah. Miami vices. Exactly. So, and the Gia's like, Riley, don't be nasty. I'm like, have you met your own mother? Gia, have you met yourself for the first episode? She's like, all you do is talk it like where she was like, like putting her

fingers in Charlie's face to be like, what are you talking before she met anybody or knew any stories about anything? So like Gia, you enter hot and activated, which I thought that's what she likes in people. Yeah, I know. I mean, like what did, Gia, you cannot sit there and act like you think this is a good idea. Even you know, Gia, that this is a bad idea for a club. And it's not even a full idea. It's just like a whim that that Georgia has.

And also the thing too, I feel Riley was getting into it later on where it's like, you want your boyfriend to invest in this too? I'm like, it's every level of this is bad. It's bad. And so Riley, by the way, and by the way, Riley even said I shouldn't say that and you guys begged her to say it. So she said it's a terrible idea. And so, yeah, and Riley, by the way, and by the way, Riley even said, I shouldn't say that. And you guys begged her to say it. So then she said, it's a terrible idea. And then she's like, no, it was bad. I shouldn't have. I should have given some constructive feedback. My delivery is bad. Like Riley was already like falling on her own sword. And then Gia was just like jumping on like it was rude. It was rude, babe. That was rude. You're rude, Gia.

What the, the rude babe really, that would have set me off because I'd have been like, the babe. Yeah, I don't know. You like that. Yeah. And then Ariana's like, well, because you said it was a terrible idea and to somebody who's starting a new business, that's she's not starting a new business. She wrote something on a whiteboard and I don't want to hear it from you. You're acting like you're on shark tank when like your, your entire concept for your fashion line is pastels. I don't want to hear it, Ariana, even though I don't want to hear it from you. You're acting like you're on Shark Tank when like your entire concept for your fashion line

is pastels. I don't want to hear it, Ariana, even though I do like you. I do like her. The business is confusing to me, but I do like her. And I don't, in that moment, I think she was really trying to relate to Georgia in a moment of like people tearing down our businesses

where it's like, at least you have the swatches ready. That's true. And Ariana feels concerned that Georgia thinks that she's a mean girl. And Ariana feels concerned that Georgia thinks that she's a mean girl. So Ariana's like trying to like maybe like. Ariana is so, yeah, she's so in her head all the time. And then, so then Gia starts to kind of gaslight Riley

to be like, well, cause you're drunk. Like when you're, I think when you get, she goes, I think that when you get a little tipsy, you get a little rough, which is like, what are you really trying to say here? Gia? And I was like, wait, yeah. Ariana was like, no, she's the same when she's sober. She's exactly the same. Which I do. And also I'm like, everyone is drinking at this table.

So like, what is going on here? And I'm like, Gia, do you not remember like what the issue at your house was? But I feel like maybe she doesn't because she walked herself into just not caring again now. So Gia's like, I'm saying I see her sober and I see her when she's drunk and I see where the switch can flip a little bit. And what I'm saying is I'm just like saying to help her. She gets a little rough.

I'm like, also rough. I'm like, I feel like, I feel like I feel like it's like a dry sense of humor type of thing where I'm like, also rough. I'm like, I feel like, I feel like I brought it as like a dry sense of humor type of thing where I'm like, yeah, the roughness. I'm like, the people who get rougher, Ariana and Gia and I don't mind. I'm like, it's fine on the show, but I'm like, they are the ones who get more Charlie. It's Gia, maybe Ari. Yeah. Ariana. But like Riley is, you're projecting something onto her and it's not pretty what you're doing. And it is interesting too. I'm like, are you I'm like, I don't know, because we don't

really see Jan the boyfriend. I'm like, do you get more like with a boyfriend around? Are you really not trying to act like Gia? But he's seen you. So I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. So Riley like gets up and leaves and shy goes after her. Good on shy like, you know, shy, we haven't seen much of shy, but good on shy for being an ally. But that's like everything I've seen of shy. I love. Yeah. Is he a reality star? I don't know, but he seems like a good friend.

He seems like a great assistant. I think it's, I'm sure like I would love to get a appointment confirmation from shy. Yes. And I think he was the perfect sounding board. You're like, just checking these avails. Um, I would love to get a mini bottle of water from shy before getting dropped for something. But I feel like he was the perfect sounding board because he was able to make, he heard Riley and then also made her like laugh a little bit and then was kind of like, who

the fuck cares what she adjudicates things. I think that's kind of like the core of what they got to at the end where he's like, I just fucking apologize to her, and this is the mother fucker. Yeah, like who the fuck cares? Like we're not really friends with her. Like we have to shoot with her,

but let's, after this is done, we'll go back to the city and we don't have to deal with this idiot over here in Jersey. Truly. We're gonna use easyPass to our own advantage. Yeah. Meanwhile, Brooks is there still having an inner monologue. This is an ongoing bit that has been happening all episode, but we just haven't talked about it. But he's still in case you're wondering where is Brooks? Because he is there. That's what he's doing.

I know. I feel like it's kind of a thing where like the post production are like, Hey, babe, you know, we kind of made the show around you. We're going to need you there. So we wrote these lines. Shy is going to email them to you and let us know when you're ready to read them. Yeah. So Riley comes back to the table. She just sort of hugs Gia and is like, sorry, I got heated. Let's have a great night.

They're like, okay. So now it's like later in the evening. And I mean, it's an episode that just keeps on giving. Scene after scene. The scene after scene. I mean, even the birthday cake under the fire alarm. Oh yeah. That fire alarm set off by two candles.

I was like, this is a little too sensed. I'm like, what the fuck is here? Okay. Because they've known, these owners know. They're like, we've had some people in this rental. This is the Jersey Shore. We'd rather be more cautious than not, because we find out what happens when you're not.

A lot of people smoking their pre-Denny Johnson's. Blow jobs, a lot of smoky blow jobs. Oh, smoking a lot of old fashioned. Yeah. So everyone's back at the house and Riley is trying to apologize to Georgia. She's like, she's like, Georgia, I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have said that. I should have said something more positive. I'm not going with delivery.

And I know that. And George is like, no, that's why I didn't really take offense. Like I asked for feedback. You know, Georgia in that moment was like, no, you're the only one who actually was doing what I wanted, which is funny. We lost that moment at the dinner table when it's like, Georgia probably appreciated watching back. Riley told me what you all were saying in your confessionals to me. Yes, exactly. So it seems like it's going okay. But then Shy, he's like,

you know, I don't think it matters that much. I don't think that, you know, it's over. And I'm just confused why it's such a big deal that we're fighting at you about your club. I mean, we dissected the most privileged argument. And here we go. George is like, wait, privileged? I mean, I literally have $4,000 in my bank account, privileged, which by the way, that is a lot of money. I was gonna say, wait, not me being in my 30s, not even with that.

I'm like, Georgia, huh? And also when thirties, not even with that. I'm like, Georgia, huh? And also when she, then they started going back and forth and she's like, no, it's not just, oh my, like I manifested this and she meant, Oh my goodness. Yes. She's like, I worked so hard. I manifested Omar coming. Do you know how much manifestation I had to do to have Omar come in and pay for everything? That's not privilege. And so then they get derailed in a whole conversation of what is privilege.

And she, Georgia, does not like, she will not hear it or understand it, which is, I guess, not surprising, but it's funny to me because I kind of felt like a Gen Z, like a Gen Z kid in New York City who often talks in kind of like therapy speak. Yes. And has been to therapy,

would be aware of like the idea of privilege because there's been so many conversations about it over the past five years. I think it is such a New York kid thing. When I'll like meet kids born and raised in New York, where they're like, oh my God, I had it so, we were getting by. And then you find out like the getting by was that

they only like had a house on like Long Beach and not the Hamptons as like their second home. Or it's like, oh my God, we were really scrapping. We only had a daytime dormant, not a nighttime. Yeah, it's like Jess and Hank. Remember when Jess was like, I had it so hard. I came to New York with nothing, and I was an intern,

and I was staying at my uncle's house, and I was working in high fashion. It was basically poverty. I was sleeping on a CB2 couch most nights. Yes, it pulled out to a queen with a Lisa mattress, but yes. So I think I feel that was impeding Georgia from doing it. Probably also the bottom half of wine in Miami Vice and just her being like,

no, Charlie's privilege, not me, but it's like, you both are into different degrees. And it was also such a 24 year old argument to have while you, while you're in, like, a vacation home to be, like, arguing about privilege, like, oh, this is what privilege means, man. Nothing has, also, this show has really made me so happy to not be 24. I know. Oh, but I also, because what you were saying,

how Riley was never in the, or wasn't really in the trailer at all, how did they not put in the trailer, are you dumb, I'm not telling, I'm asking. Yes, that was a great line. Heaven. Great line, great line. But yeah, basically they can't conceive,

like Georgia cannot conceive a world in which that she's actually privileged. She really sees herself as a product of bootstrap theory. And like, like, like, like, like,

if you're talking about opening up a brutalist bowling alley club, like that's, it's a privileged industry. I mean, it is. It's a privilege to be able to dream of a failing business. Yes. To be able to have someone to be like, oh, I've got someone who's gonna invest a million dollars into this terrible idea. And not being like an assistant at an event coordination place, which is what most 23 year olds, 24 year olds who wanna be event planners do.

Yeah, some might even say it's a privilege to not even wash your hands. No, that, that, still one of the most repulsive things. Yeah, the turn away that I don't know. I'm not even going to get into what is a privilege or not. The point is that Georgia can't even understand why she's privileged. And no one's even coming down on her for having privilege.

Riley's like, I'm not saying that. Because they were saying we all are. I'm not saying no one's cheating you. We all are, yeah. Because Georgia's like, well, it's my understanding that Riley comes from some sort of music legacy. The fact that she's like, some sort of, she's like, I, it's my understanding that Riley comes from some sort of music legacy. When she, the fact that she's like, some sort of like, she's like, I don't know, I've heard that there's a music legacy. I'm like, first of all, get yourself to your iTunes and listen to No Scrubs.

No Scrubs. And then come back and say that sentence with a little bit more respect, please. I'm also like, but also, you know what, while you're on iTunes, show me the five Led Zeppelin songs you like. Uh huh. Cause what is this tattoo? I want to, no one was there to call her out on it. I didn't trust it. She's definitely giving that energy that, um, I remember in like middle school

when, when all the cool kids like learned about classic rock for the first time. And then suddenly it wasn't cool to like pop music. You had to like classic rock. I don't know if that was your experience, but it was like, suddenly I was like embarrassed to have like play, have like MRI, TRCD. Oh my. And it's music, you had to like classic rock. I don't know if that was your experience, but it was like, suddenly I was like embarrassed to have like play, have like an MRI, TRCD. Oh, and it's like, cause they're like, that's so the man. Like what?

Yeah. If you weren't listening to Grateful Dead or if you weren't listening to Led Zeppelin, it was like, And then it's the funny thing where it's like, guys, they're all on like Atlantic records. Yeah. They're all getting the same W9's. Like, what are we doing here? Yeah. Talk about the great unifier, a W nine. So basically, so basically, yeah, so they are like coming down like it's somehow Riley winds up like she can't get a break. She can't get a break. Like somehow she winds up having to defend the concept of privilege. Well, because Georgia keeps on saying, well, you brought it up.

And she's like, I didn't bring it up. Shai brought it up. But of course, by now Shai is gone. And so they keep on saying like, Riley, you bring it up. And then Ariana comes in and she's like, well, like to be fair, like, you know, sometimes just because you say something doesn't mean it's true. And Riley's like, oh, please not. I don't want to hear any of this.

Not from you two. You don't know what we're talking about. Yeah. You have no idea. So it pretty much just ends with that, with Riley in having to somehow be the one explaining privilege and having to defend it, even though it wasn't even the thing that she brought up.

And she wasn't even lambasting anyone for it. That's the thing. She was the one who was helping Georgia. Yeah, she was helping Georgia. There didn't make any sense, but it was by the way to watch it. Beautiful. It was so good. I loved a kids only episode. I know it was so, it was so nice and freeing. I'm so shocked. I mean, I guess because it is the first season, I'm shocked when it said next week is the season finale. I know. Well, it was episode seven. So yeah, freshmen series, you know, they, you know, it's a good short and sweet seven episodes, nothing drags us wanting

more, you know, that is leaving right now. We'll see what, um, Ava dashes, Hamptons, no Hamptons. I am worried if the main person who'd be mad about that is Brooks. Cause I can't imagine a world where Brooks is going to confront her. But I guess Ariana orgeia would do that for him. Ariana would do it. Ariana would do it, because Ariana doesn't like it anymore because, you know, she-

Ava with the bitch ass attitude. Ava with the bitch ass attitude, which by the way, I was kind of on Ava's side in that fight though. Yeah. I mean, I was like- Ava works in fashion. She's like, you don't look like a fashion designer.

And also where, and like then her point, she's like, you're not, what is your point of view you're telling? And I love when she's like, Arianna, Riley, I'm living out of a suitcase. And Riley's like, that's impressive. Danny, thank you so much for stepping in for Ronnie today and talking about this wonderful show. I loved having you here.

Oh my god. It was so much fun to talk to either of you boys. It's such a gift. Y'all are truly the best. Yes. You are great too. Next time I'm in New York, we're gonna have to get some drinks. I don't know when that'll be, but we will definitely have to hang out and talk about

all these things. Maybe we can find maybe we can go to slutty vegan. Oh my god. Let's see if that works. Slutty-ish. Yeah. Oh, please order up. Yes. Order work. That's slutty-ish. Yeah. Oh, please.

Order up. Yes. Order up. She's definitely going to be working too. I definitely see that she likes to do that. And she'll be scrubbing her hands, running to the Hamptons back and forth, the longest commute, but it's worth it. Absolutely.

Thank you so much, Dani. Tell everyone where they can watch and listen to you and follow you on social media, by the way. Yes. So you can follow me on social media at Kashmir, Danny Kashmir with a K. And then I host Page Six's virtual reality podcast with Evan Reel, my fabulous co-host. We do recaps, we do fun interviews

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