Watch What Crappens - #2932 RHOM S7E6 Part 2: Narcs and Recreation w/ Amy Phillips

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

This is part 2 of 2This week on The Real Housewives of Miami Lisa gets dogpiled at Alexia’s narcissism party, but in the end, she and Larsa find a way to bury the hatchet.  Special guest Amy Phillips (Drama Darling) joins Ben to break it all down. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay. So Daniel is, okay, good. He leaves. Daniel says his goodbyes and Lisa comes out of the bathroom and Gerties tells us, as I'm having my issues with Julia, all I want is to have someone say, you know what? I have empathy and let me help you make it right with the other. Which by the way, that would have been a good role for Daniel to play. Thank you. Someone saying I have empathy and let me help you make it right. I mean, it seems to me. If only there were like a self-help guru here. Like a mediator that could actually, you know, help them, direct them.

Yeah. Somebody specializes in interpersonal relationships. God, too bad they didn't have one. But Gertie decides that, you know what, If no... Just because no one did that for her doesn't mean that, like, she wants to still pay it forward. So if no one does it for her, she can do it for someone else. So she decides she's going to mediate between Larsa and Lisa. So she gathers them. She gathers the two of them. And she brings them over to, like...

She brings them over to, like, brings them over to like a little bench. A lot of bench. So many benches in this garden. Yeah. It's a metaphor. Not every bench has a back. So you have to learn to hold your back up straight with any help. That's why Alexia is in a large throne with golden wings on it. Cause she doesn't know how to stand on her own.

It's important for me that you're sitting on a metaphor because what we want to do with this narcissistic behavior is bench it. So we're going to take it and we're going to bench it. It's the name of my, it's the name of my next book called don't let benches affect you stupid help me pick the color of the bench so they sit down and crazy okay just the two of you just the two of you okay listen to each other listen listen to each other okay have a talk communicate okay i will be right over here i'm going to watch you talk okay larsa would you like to start talking? Larsa, please start and please, please say, please say what you need to say to Lisa.

I was, I was trying not to fight with you today. I know you and I have, and I just wanted to talk. I, this has been going on since another season, which I think we only have summer here in Miami, but I feel like it's happened since even four summers ago. And I feel like I've been a green screen. Okay, okay, okay. You know what, I need to moderate. I need to moderate. I'm sorry, I'm coming in. I'm a mediator.

Okay, all right, all right. Okay, you sit there. You sit, Lisa, you keep sitting there. Okay, all right. I have seen, I'm gonna sit right over here. Okay, you sit there. You sit, Lisa, you keep sitting there. Okay, all right. I've seen, I'm gonna sit right over here. Okay, now continue. Larsa, I have been a good friend to you lately. He's been a good friend.

Okay. A good friend. Well, I have been a good friend to you in the past. And a good friend back in the past. Yup, yup, yup. And Gertie, we don't need you to meditate. You do, you do. You know, I'm going to meditate. You don't need to meditate.

No, you need to. You don't need to. Okay, say the thing about... I need to still leave her alone. Say something about Gertie. Jodie? They need to be alone. Say something about Gertie.

Jodie, you need to be alone. Is that what you want from me? Okay, you know what? This isn't really working. Okay. The fact that like the two were talking and Gertie kept on jumping in, I was dying. I was cracking up in this scene. It was one of the best scenes I've ever seen. It really was. And she was far enough away

like a ref would be, you know, like a baseball ref, like behind, you know, home plate or whatever. It was just so good. She was like talking back to the screen. It was like, she was at the movies and she was talking back and they're finally like, ah, okay, let's just go meet at a restaurant. We can't do this with the girl here. Yeah, it's not gonna be fixed today.

Yeah, it's not gonna be fixed. It will, we'll figure it out, but not today, not today. No. So then now this whole party is officially over and now we see some stuff going on around, around town. Um, Adriana is, um, she has a textbook out and she's talking to her dog about personality disorder disorders. Is she studying?

It's, I know it's the DSM-5. It's like the official book, the official official official book for that all therapists, counselors, psychologists, psychiatrists, everybody, it's the Bible or dictionary if you will, of what every single mental health condition and beyond means and is, and it gets legitimized in this book. And that's why it's five, because there've been five versions. This is the fifth version, so they update it as things get, you know,

you know how you change things from, I don't know. So for example, what was the Munchausen by Proxy? Okay. That is no longer called that. That's called fictitious disorder. So, yeah. Because Munchausen was like the person that discovered what this is, so they named it after that person.

And it's just such a weird name. So they're calling it what it is instead of after that person. So they go in and they change it in this book and correct me if I'm wrong, but that's how I understand it to be. It's like the go-to. Wow. So I wonder is Adriana, is she studying to be a therapist? That's something that we learned somewhere along the way that I like, it sounds vaguely familiar. It does, but I'm, I know I'm confused too.

I'm confused also. Uh'm confused also and also concerned for her future clients. So, let's be honest, could you imagine your therapist is Adriana Demora? What about me? Let me ask you a question. Have you heard hit song Miami's On Fire? Well, remember when she did ketamine last year?

She is on this journey of therapy. So maybe she just has it for her own sake. And she is very scholarly. Like she has a few degrees. She speaks a lot of languages. I think you go, does she have a degree from, this could be totally wrong, but does she have a degree from this? This could be totally wrong, but does she have a degree from like Harvard

or something like that? Or she has- Like University of Paris or I don't know. Yeah, she has- She does have degrees, art degrees, and she's very intelligent, yeah. She is, she has, she's like very studied. So this makes sense.

Lisa is getting some, like her butt electrocuted. So it's like, like, yeah, this is the equivalent of 20,000 squats. She's like, I'm in. She's wow. And then we just see her butt just just bubbling, undulating, Boblin, Boblin and Boblin. Gigi takes your daughter to dance class. And now we arrive at Julia's house and a social worker named Connie shows up and Connie's doing a check-in to make sure that the new kids are okay, et cetera.

And so Julia's, you know, being very nice, this lady and she's saying, like, I just cannot stop smiling because Martina is spoiling the boys so much. They have this incredibly cute relationship and Martina is good at everything. Of course, you will be a great mom. So it's another scene of them talking

about their growing family, which is, it feels a little cringe in the wake of Martina's tweet earlier this week about how surrogacy is wrong. And you saw that tweet. Surrogacy is this week about how surrogacy is wrong. Yeah. And you saw that tweet. She said, surrogacy is wrong. Sometimes we can't have it all. I'm like, you're literally sitting through a two year storyline about your adoption process. Like you sometimes you can have it all by the way, I would like to say.

It was, it was very insensitive and a close minded, you know, just having blinders on of not recognizing what's really happening in the world and other people. Like, yeah, it's just a... It's also just like, it's like what a random hill to die on. Like, why? Why are you coming for surrogacy? You know, if it helps people like achieve the dreams of their family and help someone else

actually earn like a paycheck, like, why not? I know. I was pretty shocked by that, yeah. Yeah, it was gross. So Julia's just going on and she basically is having this whole scene where she talks about how that her kids- No, the events came over, or her family came over

and then the kids were very trepidatious and she recognized that. I appreciated her talking about that. Yeah, I wonder like, I'm just curious. I wonder if like, is the, like, is the approach to protect the kids until they feel more comfortable around strangers or is it like exposure therapy to be like, no,

like you're gonna have to get used to people coming by. I'm very curious of what the actual, what seems to be the better approach for something like that. Because there's a part of me that feels like, oh, don't like, like don't start like sheltering the kids away from strangers too much. Cause then they may like not socialize properly.

I don't know. I don't know what the right, you know, but then those kids have gone through trauma of having to go to different households and stuff like that. And there is some desire to have normalcy. So this is interesting, I thought about. I think it's smart to pull back at first. If she noticed that that was the reaction, I think it's smart to be overly cautious, at least for a while, and then start.

They are new in the house. Yeah. Wow. And make life like safe and calm for them. Yeah, get that foundation. Yes, exactly. Sing some opera to them. Just calm for them. Yeah, get that foundation. Yes, exactly. Sing some opera to them. Just calm their nerves.

Oh my. So much opera. Just calm those nerves with some sweet tunes. Now we go over to Stephanie. She's having a dinner with her husband, Masood, and her parents, Nellie and Joe Biden. I was like, oh. Nellie and Joe Biden.

You're so funny. I was like, what? Joe Biden has a secret family here in Miami? Hilarious. I did not see that coming. Nellie and Portato. That's really funny. He looks just like Joe Biden. Yeah, I didn't even think about it, but you're so right when he smiled. Yes.

It was 100% Joe Biden. So Stephanie is like, anything that has to do with my parents worries me. I mean, if they have a migraine, I worry. If a hurricane's coming, I'm devastated. I installed their nest and ring cameras in their house, and I haven't even told them I can see them in their house. Is that weird? I think it might be criminal. I mean, it's not criminal, right? It's your parents.

What if they fall? I wanna know. I was like, um, Jax, is that you? The spirit of Jax lives on. Yeah. So she is really attached to her parents and her dad is only about like a year or two. They're not that two years.

Yeah, just two years. 65. That was shocking. That's really close. I mean, I understand May December relationships. It happens that way, but that's really close. It just, yeah, it really took us to the reality of what that must have been like for her dad or her mom even. Just, hello, nice to meet you.

But they're such a match. That's what's wild about it is they really do. She's an old soul. She loves to work. And they just, they work together. He loves doing TikTok dances. So he's a young soul. And yeah, they are just a wacky, wacky duo.

I want him to show up like with a skateboard be like in a boom box, be like, Hey, what's going on? I'm a young soul. Yeah, bandana. Young Mizzou. Young Mizzou. DJ suit. The suit. Young, the suit.

Young, the suit. So Stephanie is talking about business because she loves business. She goes, you know, I feel like a lot of what I am as a business woman comes from my dad. It really does. I mean, I was literally raised like a boy. Okay. You know, like learn to ride a bike. Don't cry. You can do it. You're not quitting. Keep going. It was like that. And he told me the weak people will never survive.

And then the dad is like, yes, it's a saying of mine. Always have a knife in your mouth and let's move forward. My dad always says that. I love how he has these things. It's so good. It's so much better than those things in the mirror. It's just like great. Just their threat. Always have a knife in your mouth.

Yeah, they're borderline threatening, but they make you a stronger person. I don't, can I just say this? Hot take, I don't want a knife in my mouth. That feels dangerous and scary. What if I trip? I don't know. I'm sorry. It's not safe. That's not safe.

You should leave your knife in a holster or some sort of sheath. Sheath? And leave it at home. If I saw Stella with a knife in her mouth, I would say, young lady, you are coming back to Orange County right this moment. You leave that rave would say, young lady, you are coming back to Orange County right this moment. You leave that rave right now, young lady. I see, I can see you on FaceTime

and that knife is not in a sheath. Have you been out after 2 a.m. dancing with a knife in your mouth, young lady? You are leaving Paris right this moment. God, mom. Can't even have a knife anymore. If you have a sheathless knife in your mouth, you'll die. You'll die.

You'll die. Someone will die. Someone will die. Earl the Pearl. I saw him holding a butter knife and I said, don't put that in your mouth unless you've got a sheath for it. Yeah. He said, why are you always coming down on me?

He said, I'm trying to be a pirate and I was playing games. I was playing sex games. I said, I don't like that. It's too dangerous. It's too dangerous. Maybe if you ate some more vegetables, I would trust you with that knife. But until I see you use that knife on a sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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but I don't think it's gonna get better. I think this could be one of those classic situations where it's gonna be like, well, you keep talking about us on your TV show and you're just making it seem like you're the hero and that's gonna make them like her even less. I agree, Ben. And then the dad getting in there. You're welcome.

And then the dad getting in there and being like, you know, cause Stephanie said, they're very sensitive. And he's like, a lot, a lot sensitive. I was like, oh. Not even a lot, a lot sensitive. I was like, oh, jeez. Not even a toothpick in their teeth. Right. Let alone a knife. Let alone, yeah.

And I just thought, don't do this. And the best thing that happened was the mom was like, please don't, I'm gonna cry. Because this was starting to be dangerous for her making up with them on this show, which I know she would like to do. So our only hope is if the sisters are thirsty enough for fame that they'll be willing to make up on television.

One can only dream. There's not a great track record with these kind of things, but yeah. But yeah, the dad going on TV and being like, oh God, they're so sensitive. It's not gonna be very helpful. From a different planet, he said. I forgot. From a different, they're like aliens

and not like the not cute, sexy aliens. They're like elf. It's like I've got two daughters and they both look like elf. Who wants that? Bad. It's really bad. Dad, stop it. So now we go to Gertie and Russell and they go to couples therapy.

And this is just a very nice scene where they talk about, you know, the trauma of cancer and, and Gertie is saying how she really wants to, like, she wants Russell to be, be in a couple with Russell again, and not that he has to be the caretaker as much anymore. This was such a lovely scene and I got a little misty eyed, I'm not going to lie, as she talks about like the struggles and, and how she, there was a point where she was saying that she was like, I don't care what happens. Maybe it's my time to go. It's my time to go.

And then he was like, no, I need you. And I was like, that kind of got me a little bit there. Me too, Ben. Because I mean, this is the part of when you struggle with cancer, a lot of the times you don't see the rebuilding portion when you survive and you're you're you may be continuing treatment, but you don't really get to hear about the trauma with your partner during that time. And it was so touching to hear Russell say, well, no, when I look at you, I don't it's not like I feel like a caretaker when I look at you.

When I look at you, I'm in, it's not like I feel like a caretaker. When I look at you, when I look at you, I'm in awe. I, I'm so proud of you. I can't believe you're so strong. And we got to see Gerty hear that for the first time in this therapy session. And she was so emotional. It was amazing. I got like chills when he said, you know, you always say I'm traumatized. I'm not traumatized. I'm amazed.

I'm proud of you. I was like, Oh, I was like, that I'm not traumatized. I'm amazed. I'm proud of you. I was like, oh. I know. I was like, that was, that kind of took my breath away a little bit. Like that was just such a beautiful and wonderful thing to say. I mean, like season after season,

Russell really shows up to be like a great husband on this show. The greatest husband, one of the greatest husbands I think we've ever seen. Yeah, because how many husbands have we seen or boyfriends on various other Bravo shows where like the wife is going through something, whether it's pregnancy or postpartum or something like that.

And then the husband like steps out on her and it's like, well, I just wasn't getting the attention, yada, yada, yada. You know, we just are reading the gossip about Sheena and Brock, how he cheated on her when she was pregnant. And he was like, I just felt like all I didn't deserve to be of another father again. There's always some bullshit excuse, but then it's like nice to see someone like Russell, who's like, I'm just gonna stand by my wife's side and be like the best husband I possibly can be to her. Unbelievable. It's great. Unprecedented. Really.

Yeah. He's so great. Um, and then Gertie talks about, um, her abandonment issues that she has, and she talks about how she was basically a mother to her son, and she's like, I'm just gonna stand by my wife's side and be like, I'm just gonna stand by my wife's side and be like the best husband I possibly Unbelievable. It's great. Unprecedented, really. Yeah. He's so great. And then Gertie talks about her abandonment issues that she has, and she talks about how she was basically dropped off in Miami. And the rest of her family got to live in France. And so she kind of felt left out, and that may be the root of a lot of her reactions

to things. Yeah. That is traumatizing. I mean, wow. Yeah. It's wild. And then we see, we got to see her react to Russell in that moment for the first time. And then in the confessional, she had another epiphany. She was like, maybe that's what happened to me. I'm like, oh my gosh, she's really knowing it all. She's having like a triple header of epiphanies. Cause she was like, she's like, I mean, I

mean, you don't understand what it's like to be dropped off at a cousin's house. And then you don't see your parents for another, you don't see your father for three more months. And you're just wondering, when's he going to come back to get me? Wait a second. Maybe this is why I act the way I do. I never thought about that before. She doesn't even need a therapist to come to wrong conclusions because she's talking so much. She can direct herself into that discovery

She do it all herself so She could have fight her therapy So now it's the main event with Lisa and Larsa are gonna meet up to the finals finally settle the score like just like let's Move forward get back to being the best friends that they are, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So let's like sit down and like let's talk. Yeah.

Like how long can it be before we like sit down? Like honestly, like, right? Yeah, right. Well, so like, I just feel like you weren't, I wasn't, well, I don't wanna be here, but I'm here. So I just really feel like you're not a good friend. So. Wow.

Wow. Okay. Well, you know what? There's like a lot to dive into. Okay. Um, because like, you know what, like there's a lot. Yeah, but like we've been having issues since the summer cause I've never been thrown out of someone's house before.

Like, yeah. And I'd never been sworn out like that at my house before. Okay. So, see flashbacks of like the first episode when they like fought, you know, and Lisa threw her out of the house, you know? And Lisa's like, you know what? You know, you know, Jodie, he got heated because of Marcus

because it's a touchy subject. Marcus Jordan, very touchy subject for Jodie. Obviously, you know, Marcus is a very central person in Jodie's life. So like, you have to tread lightly. They're so tight. So tight. Bros, bros before hos.

You know, itos before hoes. It's never truer than when you look at Marcus and Jodie. I know. And Lars is always like, he met him through me. He met him through me. He met him through me. Is that true? Yeah, because Jodie, I mean, Lars is the one who brought Marcus into the group.

Right, okay, so they didn't actually know each other before the show. No, Jodie fully latched onto Marcus. It's also like, really, can't you do better, Jodie? So Larsa's like, well, Jodie said to me, you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of Marcus in the south of France. And I said, me? What am I, the CIA? And that's what started it all. Well, the paparazzi guy told us, and he told that to Jodie and Jodie told me and then I told Jodie and Jodie told, I told, so that's how it happened, Larsa. What?

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Also, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? You know why why cuz you're running low on friends and I'm the only friend that literally took the time to meet you for lunch cuz guess what no one else at this lunch but me cuz I'm like like the only one that took the time cuz guess what I picked up my watch and I was like look I'm taking my time cuz I'm taking the time cuz it's a watch and I took it so I'm not running low on friends I'm taking my time because I'm taking the time because it's a watch and I took it. Stop. Okay. Okay. I'm not running low on friends. I'm running low on cocaine. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm running low. No, she gets some AC. You change, you change friends.

Like you change, like, like you change underwear. Working out slowly. And. One word at a time. Just choose it. Here's what I do. Look around, find an object that's near you and then use that. Okay.

Okay. Okay. So you flicker your friendships like that fake candle over there that is never going to go out like it should. You know what? You can't be in my son because that's you're like that awning because you like you can't be in my son awning awning face. See it works. Just find an object. OK. That was actually a good one.

But I'm not an awning face. Okay. You should worry about your window treatments inside of your house and not mine on the outside because your darkness and your drapes need to be trimmed. Well, I'm sorry that you don't like the window into my personality, because it's a personality that has a lot of options, like a menu, and I'm going to order a crab cake from myself, my personality, and a Diet Coke, please.

The waiter's like, you don't have to keep doing your bit while I'm taking your order. I know, right? Exactly. How about you order, how about I order also to split the tuna tartar with you and your stupid games that you play? Please.

Tuna tartar, something that's not cooked at all. Like, Lee says, personality, ha, raw, you're raw, but not in a commendable way. Like Lee says, personality, ha, raw, you're raw, but not in a commendable way. Commendable. Not sure if you would say that, but yeah. So basically, Larsa's... I did like when, you mentioned before, when Larsa was like, you're a narcissist. You know what? I'm a narcissist. You're a narcissist. I was like, okay, Lisa, that was pretty good.

Lisa has had some good ones. Last week when she called Stephanie a boss baby in her confessional, she had me. I was like, nice. That was good. And she gets it right. At least once an episode, she gets one in. She does. So Lisa goes off to the bathroom and she calls Alexia to cry. And she's just going on. She's doing that Lisa sobbing, venting thing.

And Alexia does not care. Alexia is clearly getting her nails done and just giving her generic support. She's like, oh yeah, Lisa's like, oh my God, I can't believe she's had a baby. She goes, no, all these things. She said there's red flags, everyone hates you, you have no friends.

Yeah, no, yeah, no, that's terrible. No, that's not nice, that's not nice. That's not true. That's so generic. No, no, I want the poppy, poppy red. What? No, just, you're just popping red mad right now, Lisa. Don't worry about it.

I'll do the paraffin, please. What? I mean, you are a parent and you are fantastic. Oh, oh, okay. Right. I am, but hold on. I'm getting kicked out of the bathroom by a stranger. Cause there's a lady in this doll.

Lisa is, she is sobbing and she's going on and on and on. And there's a lady in this doll. And you just see the camera just keeps showing this woman's feet. Just like, Oh my God, I want to leave this bathroom stall, but there's a woman having a meltdown outside by the sink. I can't believe if my feet were filmed under his stall, I would feel so violated. It is kind of violating. And then they cut back to Larsa and Larsa's just waiting and Larsa is fine. She's like, I don't care how long it takes. She is on her social media. She's like watching a Trump speech. That was amazing. That, we need more of that.

I wanna see what these housewives are looking at. She's like, oh wow. But then she goes from like the Trump speech to like a makeup tutorial. Yeah, yeah, it's some sort of influencer. Yeah, just past the time. Just a day in the life of Larsa Pippen, going from not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that.

I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that.

I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that.

I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. I'm not a fan of that. She's like, and another thing, I mean, you know how it appears. Hey, everyone's piling up on me. I just lost my dad. I mean, it's so horrible. And you understand? And the host comes up to her and goes, Miss, excuse me. Hi, you're being a little loud.

Can you go outside, please? Oh, yeah. Oh, you outside? OK, OK. Huh? It happens to her all the time. She seems to it. Oh my God, it was so amazing.

Yeah, she didn't even get mad at the host. She was like, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, I'm just kidding. Heard it before, right. It just rolls right over. Yeah, I know the drill. I know the drill. It's amazing to me, because they go into these restaurants

and when they have cameras, they feel like they're infallible. They can just do and say whatever they want in a public place and they never think that they're going to be approached about shutting up or quieting down ever. Yeah. And it was like, I think this is the first time we ever saw someone on the history of the Real Housewives, we ever saw an employee say, you're being a little too loud. We're going to need you to step outside.

Okay, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. There's a very strange lady out there watching a makeup tutorial. Maybe you wanna sit with her, I don't know. Oh, that's your friend. Great, even better. Yes.

See how quiet she's being? That's your example. They're gonna give her, give Lisa one of those like iPads. That's like for kids. It's like in the shape of like a frog, but here, would you like this? Right. And some crayons and the menu, like a kid's menu. A maze.

Oh God, they still be stuck on that maze for a few hours. Yeah. Lenny used to do all the mazes. What's even the point? Why are you in the maze in the first place? So she comes back and she's like, I don't even know what to say. I'm really hurt.

And I think that maybe you wanted that. Maybe you wanted to hurt me. And Lars is like, how am I trying to hurt you? By telling you to be a better friend? What have I done to you done to you besides be there for you and XYZ and this and that? Yeah, so you always say that you always say that you're always saying stuff like that. You can call me anytime. I always answer. Okay, the moral of the story is that like I was like looking for you like to be like a better friend to me and this

And that and XYZ and like that's where it all stemmed from Cuz like I love you and I'm sorry I came to Jodie's party and called you a bitch even though you were totally being a bitch I'm sorry You lost your dad and it felt like it wasn't there for you. Even though it was totally there for you You're being such a bitch about it Maybe I should have been like, I don't know more there for you because you're such a bitch You don't even realize it like that.

But can you accept some responsibility in being a bitch? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I sort of, if I would have known all that stuff was happening and like, I would have known about your emotions. I didn't know you had feelings and like emotions because you've never called me to tell me that. And you've never told me about that. You even had them or were given them by anyone. So I'm sorry for that, that he didn't know you had emotions. And I, I, you know, I'm just

like, when you have your feelings and you felt them, like, I just didn't think they were real. So it was like hard to understand you. Yeah, no, I get it. So I think we both just have to do a better job of communicating and like picking up the phone and then like putting the phone down again and then picking it up and then maybe put it down again. It's called a workout. Not everything. Our situation went too long.

It's gone on forever. Like, yeah, I hate gone on forever like, I hate it. I hate it. I hate, I hate you. I mean, I don't like having conflicts. So I mean, like I'm okay with this and I got a really good storyline right now. So I mean, it's probably about time we make up. Yeah. And so they, you know, they basically like, we don't like conflict.

We don't need to do this anymore. And like, I miss you and I love you. And so they hug and the customary Larsa versus Lisa early season fight finds resolution at long last. And we'll see how long it lasts, but for right now they are smiling and happy and in a good place again. So.

This begins. Ah. It's beautiful that that Julia came to celebrate that moment for them. Truly. So that was it. That was the end of the episode. Amy, a joy as always. I just have so much fun, so much fun talking to you, okay? Oh my God, I do too.

I'm sorry, you're just the most serious person. I'm sorry too. I'm sorry too, okay? Thank you. You know what? I was talking to my best friend slash daughter, Avery. You know what he said? I'm sorry too. I'm sorry too. I'm sorry too. Okay? Thank you. You know what? I was talking to my best friend slash daughter Avery.

You know what she said? It doesn't matter what she said because she looks older than I do. Okay? Avery looks old. I look young. Okay? Sorry. Oh my God.

She does probably say that verbatim. Well, for a while she said like, we look like we're sisters, but now she probably says like, well, my daughter looks older than me. That's how good my skin, skin routine is. Okay. Somebody said to me the other day, I was shopping. Okay. I was getting, I was getting ingredients

for chicken all, uh, Florence. I can't remember the chicken she was making during COVID. It was like, oh damn, it was like this. Chicken ala, chicken mar-a-lago? That's what it was, yeah. Yeah, and somebody said, you know what, you look younger than your daughter. And I was like, what? Okay, all right, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna repeat it. That's what it is. And I do. And you know what? It's all thanks to this painters tape It's called stick blue painters tape and it's really good and I love it and I use it a lot and it makes me feel Yeah, so everyone go get some painters tape. Okay, this is sponsored posts stick blue painters

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