Watch What Crappens - #2935 RHOA S16E19 Part 1: Junebug Don’t You Lose My Number

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion Part 2 featured more Shamea VS Porsha squabbling, Drew pulling out a gotcha over her five languages, and a call to Phaedra’s brother, who didn’t sing enough Phill Collins for our taste. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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a pretty normal week this week. I am in Angie K's sunglasses today because I got my eyes did last week. Apparently I swell and bruise more than most, I found out. That welcome to my life. Are you a sweller and a bruiser? Yeah, sure am. I'm swallower or a bruiser? Sure am. I'm a swallower and a bruiser.

Well, technically I have what's called light hemophilia. So there I'm like, I am bruising and I'm swelling like mad. But so I get you. What do you think about that? When I had my wisdom teeth taken out when I was 18, that's when this was discovered because my face swole up and I looked like Jay Leno. I went to school and everyone called me Jay Leno in fact. So hmm, something's going on here.

I think a modern term would be a real housewife at a reunion because you know, you swell up right before the reunion, you go you you swell up right before the reunion you go get all your injections and all your all your dids done so that's what's happened in episode two reunion episode two of real housewives of Atlanta what will happen will Samir and Portia fight about stupid shit probably will Angela pull things out of a folder? Probably. I don't have a third one. This episode I thought was much better than the first. I thought this was much better than the first episode.

You were very fortunate to not have to recap the first episode because the first episode they were like treading water. They didn't have bread. They were just like half the episode was Andy just being like, Hey, how are you doing just like Like there was nothing to talk about but this time this episode I felt we got into some other again stupid shit But at least there was stuff to get into you know Yeah, why is Shamiah dressed with a shoe tongue on her? I know it that's such a good point. Dr. Scholes tennis shoe tongue Yes, or like it's like sticking up from the bottom of the frame. It's

like sticking up like it just keeps on intruding. It's supposed to be I think like maybe a flower petal or a peacock feather. But it's like popping up through the bottom of the frame. And it's just like wiggling every time she gets mad. It's very distracting. It's just a shoe tongue. It's a shoe tongue. And then she they have that whole segment like Shamiir's so rich, he's rich, rich. Look at Sterling Hall, look at the chandeliers. Look at your shoe tongue hanging off your dress. You are too rich to be dressed like that, why? Yeah, I know, I know. Well, there's a lot of questionable looks.

I mean, Phaedra's earrings really still continue to- Well, Phaedra looks- Puzzle me. Yeah, she looks like two door knockers. She's got two door knockers as earrings. And yeah, she looks crazy. But you know, we'll say Phaedra did a great job. I mean, I think she comes in here and she filmed 10 days, I think I heard, like a little over.

10 days, only 10 days. She said it on the reunion. Oh, she did say it. She did mention. My inside sources are watching the TV show. I'm like, my inside sources have told me it was a TV show. She told me. Well, no, I mean there was inside sources for a while, but then she sort of set it on last week's episode. But yeah,

it's crazy. She was only on for 10, 10 episodes, but she has taken over the reunion. Part of that is because we don't have Brit, but, um, the other part is like Phaed Paige was a pro, you know? She's like in the mix all of a sudden, right? After only just 10 days of shooting. My question is, why did they add more days of shooting? Why did they extend the shooting like a schedule

to accommodate for them? Why don't we not suggest things like that? This season cannot handle more days of shooting. They barely made it through the season they had. They needed nine more, nine less episodes, I think on this season. That would have helped this season. We don't need more shooting. Okay, we need better shooting. So here we are, Real Housewives of Atlanta.

We are starting with Angela accusing Phaedra of being behind the Marcus Sitch. Oh my god. First of all, that guy is too thirsty to believe. I can't believe anybody is giving that guy any credence. I know. I mean, this guy is full of shit. 100%. And Angela really going after Phaedra. I mean, I think that Angela's just trying to secure a storyline for the next season, right? She's like, I'll go after one of the big dogs. But, um, and he's like, Angela, why were you certain it was Phaedra that sent this man to the group? And she's like, well, Phaedra just wanted to secure a spot. And Phaedra's like, um, you don't remember Bravo came to me and begged me to be on this show.

I'm not trying to secure my spot. Like I am secure. Yeah. And they give them like a couple of your contracts, the big ones, you know, they're like, okay, we're going to guarantee that you're going to be on here at least two years. We won't make you look too stupid.

So I think that's what she did. Phaedra is a hot commodity after the traders, like people have been, people want Phaedra. She's in commercials. Okay. No one else on this cast is in commercials. So yeah, I think, I think response is secure. From the Doritos commercial, please address her. Have some respect. So she's like, um, yeah, Andy agrees. He's like, yeah, it's kind of secure. NBC.

Uni spent a lot of money on Phaedra. Okay. And Angela's like, well, and poor show, what I found alarming about Portia is that she's so eager to believe Phaedra when Phaedra is a known liar and Phaedra carried all this candy stuff and made Portia come out with it on TV Portia should know but Angela we got to forget I mean you don't have to forget or forgive really anything especially that candy situation But it was so long ago and so much happens on these shows But that's like I felt like that was told in old newsreel footage. Are we watching Steamboat Willie? Why are you bringing that up?

It's too you're not even involved in that, Angela. My God. You were like 50 when that happened. Yeah, but I actually liked her bringing that up because it needed to be addressed in some form. It just sort of was brushed under the rug. It's like, there was a big deal that happened between these two So we should we should talk about that at some point by the way the air conditioner just came on right next to the microphone Can you hear it? Is it disruptive to everyone's ears out there and podcast land or is it okay? I don't know. I don't hear it. I think the sound of air conditioning in the summer like reading what's going on across the country

I think that people are probably glad to hear the sound of air conditioning, you know? There's a lot of hot people into this right now. It's an immersive podcast because now we get to know what it sounds like to be like right up against Angela's face while her fan is blowing. It's like the air conditioner we're talking about, Angela's like, oh, you need to be cooled down right now. I think we get to know what it sounds like inside Andy's head right now. Because that's what Andy's face looks like. Andy looks like they just dragged him out of the bed

and just handed him some cards. He's like, no, please not another one. I know. Don't do this to me. So many reunions. So Angela is basically like, yeah, you know, like, why are you so quick to believe her when she like threw you under the bus or the bridge? I think she says threw you under the bridge at one point, or is that another reunion? It's hard to remember at this point. No, Jack said under the bridge on the valley. A lot of metaphors that go around on Bravo. So Portia's like, well, I mean, I think I said that like I was thinking, everybody's thinking this whole thing is so silly, but like nothing about

the guy. And like what he says was looking real. So like the junior, the Giba, whoever he said and just like June bug, June bug, June bug was just to protect his sister. I'm like, well, it's so much for that. I'm like, well, it's so much for that. I was cracking up because then you hear someone just go, June bug. It's Porsche. I think I mean, started cracking up.

So, um, yeah. So they're talking about June bug now. And Angela's like, but the issue is real. Like, why is everybody saying this issue is real? Maybe the name's stupid, but the issue is real. And Porsche is like, please, that man is lying, you know? And she's like, but the issue was real. Like, why is everybody saying this issue is real? Maybe the name's stupid, but the issue is real. And Portia's like, please, that man is lying, you know? And she's like, where's the lie? Where's the lie, Fade? Where's the lie? He lied multiple times. First he said it was someone who brought him.

Then he said it was somebody else. Then you guys went and talked, you and Drew showed up to talk to him. And then he changed his story. I mean, the guy changes his story. He's not a reliable witness, ma'am, okay? Take your witness on this. He is not, this is, mm-hmm.

Yeah, the whole thing, the fact that he sort of just like showed up, yeah, no, that's weird, no. So, Phaedra's like, he doesn't know me. And Angel's like, yeah, but he knows your brother and he knows your sister. Phaedra's like, well, just because someone knows my brother or sister, but he doesn't know anyone else. It's like, but I don't know everyone my brother knows.

So Shemeah's like, well, I think it would be kind of bogus. Have you ever looked through your family's Facebook friends? Have you been? Hell no. Ever looked through your family's Facebook friends? If I were to ever confronted with who my family is friends with on Facebook, I would have been canceled 90 years ago.

You can't hold who people are Facebook friends with of your siblings against you, are you? Is that a lot in the court of law? No. I also think like who you're Facebook friends with, it doesn't even matter anymore. First of all, who cares about Facebook these days? I went onto Facebook the other day. I saw like three updates from friends and they weren't even like close friends. It was like the random people who were like, everyone, I found the most beautiful caterpillar in my driveway today. And you're like, I don't even know who you are

while you're updating about this. And then the rest was just like suggested posts. It was like, here's a suggested post from the New York Jets. Here's one about a movie theater that was built in 1903 in Los Angeles. Here's one from, like everything is like, I don't even know what the algorithm is doing anymore. I love your algorithm because it's like somewhat intelligent. Mine is so stupid. It's all love Island. It's like, here's the real reason hood and how to twerk, you

know, and then it's a lot. I get that stuff too. It's a lot of AI stories that are just made up. And then here's what Lala said about the valley for years. I have struggled in a war, a war of conscience. And now I'm like, Lala would never speak like this. You guys are just making shit up now. Or there'll be like the little dolphin that saved the girl from a dinosaur. And it's a dolphin coming out of the ocean with a baby

while a dinosaur swimming out. I'm like, this is just, this is all AI craziness. I don't even know how anybody is on there, except I'm on there all the time. Cause I really like AI news. I a dinosaur saving a baby a dolphin saving a baby from a dinosaur Actually, you know what? We should bring this book back make it more popular again I Have to say I went I just went on to my Facebook to see if I could pull up something random

But I've actually I was so mad that I went and I like closed all the things and now my algorithm I think I feel like I, I think I scared the algorithm straight for a moment. So right now it is actually serving me updates from friends. But again, the only people who are updating on Facebook are the people who are updating really lame stuff. Let's be honest. So I think I go on an all day. Like I watched one food post cause you know know they do like catchy food posts on there where they're like, we made a wedding cake

out of potato chips, see how it happened. So I'll watch that and now everything it's like, I put pasta on my table and poured boiling water on it and then put some Doritos and pasta sauce. It's a delicious meal for my family. I'm shocked at what these tradwives are feeding their families. And I'm finding out on these Facebook posts. They're horrifying

They're horrifying. Yeah, talk about children use the child lives Lee those kids those kids have no hope Okay. Anyway Facebook Facebook good or bad discuss The point is I mean also let's not forget Facebook is the same platform that has suggests like David Geffen to us and like Laura Dern and like honestly at this point there are people on my Facebook I don't even know. Like I'm not even going to talk about like my brother who I don't know about my brother's friends.

I don't even know about my friends on Facebook. There are people who are giving updates about like this just in had a wonderful brunch. I'm like who are you? Why are my friends with you? How did you become my Facebook friend? I just stopped accepting people. Yeah. Yeah. So Angela said, Angela accuses, yeah, weak defense. So Angela accused, or weak offense, just weak fence. It's a weak fence.

It's a weak fence. Angela is, uh, Angela's accusing Phaedra of being a self producer. Angela, you've literally followed this restaurant man around, taken him to dinner, compiled evidence, brought him on camera. You are producing, man. This is what producing is. And I'm not saying that Phaedra is not self producing. I think they all do.

As we find from their confession last week that they've been planning this alliance of the girls. That's what the fight is about today. This alliance and who's included. You're all self producing. It's just, you're getting caught and you're kind of bad at it. She's in, and I'm sorry, I'm talking so much,

but she's like this season is what's happening to Katie. Katie's in her second season on Real Housewives of Orange County. And she's trying to play the game where she's like, they're doing this, so I'm gonna go to these bloggers and I'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna go to war. But they're taking it like way too far and too seriously.

I think to be a good housewife, you have to have a little underhandedness and not get caught all the time in the producing, don't you? Yeah, and I think also the alliances are bad because the audiences can pick up on it because the alliances mean that you're going to have inauthentic interactions because you're actually serving an ulterior motive. And, um, we can always pick up on it versus the people who are just themselves. I mean,

is it a coincidence that Angela is like the breakout star of the season and she wasn't in the Alliance? Think about that. She's just has to like navigate what the hell is like coming at her. And she's just living in what her emotional truth is versus maybe whatever newbie alliance that they had or even if alliance is too formal of a word, the point was that they were talking on the phone and saying, we got to stick together, anything like that. I think anytime you have those conversations, you're getting away from being authentic on these shows. And we as an audience

are more sophisticated than these idiot reality stars realize. And we pick up on everything and we sense everything. And we can tell when something's not working. And we may not even be able to always say why it's not working, but we know. And I will say almost always it's going to be because they are trying to control the narrative, self produce, or do alliances.

And that being said, I mean, Phaedra is like the queen of self producing. And so it was kind of fun to see Angela accuse her of that. But it's not like any of this stuff with Marcus is really reeks of authenticity itself. But when she's like, Angela's like, yeah, you are a self producer, just like you say, you know, Charles, right? And pictures like, well, I said I've hung out with Charles on numerous occasions. You have like, yeah, I mean, 10 years ago. She's like, oh really? You've met him before? She's like, I have met Charles before. Yes. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. Today is the worst day of Abby's life. The 17 year old cradles her newborn son in her arms.

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Like what room did you know Charles in? Well, I knew I'm with Charles and Myron's. Well, people in my room don't know you. Well, people in my room don't know you. Well, people in my room don't know you. Well, we're in different rooms. Oh yeah, well, what room are you in? Well, I'm in the library. Well, I'm in the study.

Well, I hate studies. I couldn't tell. Well, really a library is a study. Not my kind of study. Your people aren't in my study. I mean, it becomes like a fight about rooms, which I really liked. But as far as the Phaedra manipulating things,

I like when they get caught when they're really doing it. You know, like they could have caught Vanderpump on so many things and they ended up catching her on something so flimsy and stupid. And I feel like that's what she's trying to do with Phaedra. Like there's better things to catch Phaedra on. Like lion weight, lion weight.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. So yeah, they get into the spat because Angela's like, my husband doesn't know who you are. And Pache was like, well, I don't know who you are. And she's like, well, I'm in the rooms. I'm in the rooms that you want to be in. And she's like, well, I'm in all the rooms I need to be in. And they have the room fight, as you mentioned. And this goes on. Charles barely knows who you are, Angela. Charles doesn't know anybody. That's true too. Charles doesn't know you, Angela. you're not the kind to walk into the grocery store and know the name of the guy behind the meat counter. You know what I mean? He's like just

stopped everybody just stop fucking talking to me. Yeah. He's like all I know is I've been cooking like 45 corns in the cobs and some Brussels sprouts and this lady keeps hanging around. She says we're married. I don't know if it's true. I just got to keep cooking my corn. He literally did though. He literally did. Did you see that interview where they were like, so tell us about your relationship with Angela. He's like, well, we were in Vegas

and I think someone slipped something in my drink or something because the next day we were getting married. I don't know how that happened. That's a real romantic story. Yeah. So yeah, they get into the fight of Charles doesn't even know you. And Phaedra's like, well, I don't I didn't even say I know him well. I just like I know that I've been around him and said, Oh, so you're breaking into rooms now.

She's like, I'm a robber. Because because you don't have tickets to the rooms. So she's like, you're a liar I'm a robber. Because you don't have tickets to the rooms. You don't. So she's like, you're a liar, you're not a robber, you're a liar, that's what you are, you're a liar. Phaedra's like, okay, but you know what? Andy, can I use your phone? He's like, all right, hold on, let me just erase this Grindr app right here

and here you go, okay. So Phaedra's like, okay, I'm gonna call my brother. So she calls her brother and she's like, she's like, okay, Jacques, it's Phaedra. We're at the reunion. You're being recorded. You're on speakerphone So don't say anything wild. You know the drill. We always said this day would come so you follow just follow along Okay, it has come up about the whole person who accused Angela's husband of having an affair She says the reason I know him is because you went to school with some woman named Kim Bleep. Do you know Kim Bleep? I'm sorry, but I'm finally on speakerphone on national television. I'm going to get a little Phil Collins in there.

If I was that brother, I would have taken my moment. Why isn't he karaoke? I don't know. I would have a hundred percent. And against all odds, what a great choice. Yeah. And I think I look at me now. Why are we talking to the brother? The phone call should be to June bug. You have one call available. Why are we not calling June bug? why are we not calling Marcus at least? You know, oh man, I would love the idea of doing a Phil Collins, a Phil Collins audition at the reunion. You know what I would do when, uh, when it's time to hang up with me, I go, Phaedra, Phaedra, don't lose my number.

I do all the hits. I would cram them all in. I would like, I don't even, I don't even know enough Phil Collins, but I think if I ever had a chance like that on speakerphone, I would do something like something like this problematic now, but you've never really thought about it. Like this song, get out of my dreams and into my car. That song's so fucking creepy. Why do they even still play that on the radio? That is human trafficking. See something, say something.

You know what? I really am sad that when they previewed next week's reunion episode, they didn't have Jacques on screen going, one more night. Give me just one more night. One more night. I can't wait forever. Beautiful song. So beautiful. I'll go through all the hits. I come up with a pun for every single one of those Phil Collins songs.

If you think I don't have serious hits dot dot dot live, you are sadly mistaken. It's a great album. I know you do. I know that's your ring. That's your ring. I love that album. The Phil Collins. Phil Collins live. I mean, hello, this is the dream. Those electric drums.

Okay, so Jacques Cathy McEulay singing them so Jacques is being grilled and Phaedra's like, she said that your friends on Facebook was someone named Kim Fuck, Fuckface. I don't know. It was a bleep. So I can only assume it was Kim Fuckface. I want to know who Kim is. And he's like, I don't know Kim Fuckface. And she's like, oh, really? Oh, you know, I'm on Facebook. You know, we're on Facebook. It's Kim Fuckface. He's like, I don't know Kim Fuckface. And he's like, I've never even heard of a Kim fuckface. And so Andy's like, he's like, Facebook friends, Andy, go back to bed. Just go back to bed. And yes, they're saying they're Facebook friends with a million and one people. There's one

gay guy on here named Ben Mandler who keeps posing about food. I mean, I don't know who this guy is. If I have to hear about one more fucking wordle from this Molly Baz loving queen. You know, stop playing wordle by the way. Once I hit the highs, because I found that once I finally hit my like,, got on the first one finally by using my same word for like two and a half or three years. I don't know, I just felt like the joy was gone. I just am not motivated to play Wirtle anymore.

I climbed my peak. You heard it here first. The day Ben finally agreed with me, Wirtle, joyless. You know, when I think about Wirtle, Joyless. You know, when I think about Wirtle, I think you have no right to ask me how I feel. You have no right to treat me so kind. Separate separate lives. Me and Wirtle. Well, she said your Facebook friends and that she's from Athens.

He's like, well, I'm Facebook friends with so many fuckfaces. I don't even know who's in that family anymore. But you went to high school together. He's like, I don't know, Kim, fuckface. And she's like, goodbye, Jacques. Click. Case closed. So, Angela, it's OK. It's my brother. I mean, he's just going say he's gonna back you up

Just just like you sent someone up to me to say I'm bleep who has the hands. Everyone's like what? Is this jewel was it the land lock in? I'm just here to deliver a message. I I'm just here to deliver a message. I have hands and I know how to use them, even if they are just hands. So Phaedra- Phaedra delivered that message.

Hi, Phaedra sent me, she just wanted me to let you know I have hands, okay? I have them. I have them. I have hands, so Phaedra's like, I was sending you someone to help the task rabbit to help you out build your chair. He said he's got hands. It Pagers like I was sending you someone to have a task rabbit to help you out, build your chair. He said he's got hands. It was a threat. And he's like, what does that mean? The

hands and Angela's like, oh yeah, well we were at the Hawks game and a young lady who was with Phaedra walked up to me and said, hi, I'm cock face. I'm the one with hands. But as it turns out, this person did have enormous hands that everyone was looking at. I said, well, you know, she's like, no, honestly, if you want a photo, I'm down. I'm totally not. Or maybe she was just selling foam fingers. I'm the one with the hands. Look, look at these hands. They're huge.

They're huge. It was just like a vendor who's just a vendor who's like, Hey, I'm fuckface. I've got the, I got the hands. You said you wanted a foam finger. I got, I got a bunch. You want some one hand. So Angela explains that's a threat, I guess, like throwing hands or whatever. So Phaedra is like, you wait. So now you're trying to say that I had someone named cockface come to threaten

you. And Drew's like, that's a threat. That's a threat, you guys. It's a threat. And she's like, okay, but then if you thought I was threatening you, then why wouldn't you mention that? And she goes, why would I? Angela, you have a folder of Facebook posts behind you. Of course, you would mention it if somebody threatened you. Right? Well, maybe she was thinking I'm not going to mention it because I was threatened. But then she mentioned it anyway. So then Phaedra's like, you know, like, why would you do that? And Andrew's like, I don't move like that, Phaedra.

Check the people in your circle. And he's like, okay, so, so cocksucker said I got hands to her. That's what hands to her, hands on her hands for her. What's going on with the hands here? And Phaedra's like, I mean, I've never heard of this before ever. I'm like, well, yeah. I don't know if I believe Phaedra either to be honest.

Yeah, I don't believe any of this cause it all sounds too crazy to me. Because if you're at a game, okay, you're like, okay, there's my friend over there. She's a real bitch. Okay, I'm gonna go over there. Hi, I'm friends with Phaedra. I have hands.

What the fuck is that? What kind of friends do you have? You know, that's a terrible friend. That didn't threaten anybody. I would go over there and say, you ever wanna eat popcorn in this stadium again? You want your fucking mouth against my friend. I know the hot dog steamer here,

and I'll have you cut off in a fucking heartbeat, man. Do you understand me? Do you ever want a big gulp full of Dr. Pepper again? Then you better rethink how you talk to my friend. Hot dog steamer, that's right, David Fuckface, come over here. He's related to Kim, you ever heard of him? Come here.

Don't give one to this lady or her husband. Those hands may have an invisible touch. Phil Collins. So Andy is, I mean, what if the hands are just like one of our allies in the traders? What if it's just Kate Chastain? Hi, I'm Kate. I've got hands. And you're stupid.

There. You just got, you And you're stupid. There. You just got, you got hit by my hand. My hand is my wit. Bye. So, and he's like, so Drew, you were at the interrogation. Do you believe that Phaedra did it? And she's like, well, I mean, Marcus seemed pretty scared, Andy, he seemed very scared.

He did not seem scared. That man was tap dancing around auditioning. How did the man seem scared when he showed up at a Sir La Tabla event? What was the event? What was it? It was a waffle battle between Charles and Kelly at a William Sonoma. At a William Sonoma, right. So it was a Williamson. Don't get it twisted. He broke through security or whatever at this Williamsonoma to come be on camera. And then when he didn't get his chance, turned a whole toast into it.

So this man was not scared. Can we stop? He was not scared. He was only scared after Charles walked up to him and was like, get the fuck out of my event. And Angel's like, no, no, no, I gotta shoot a scene with him. No, he gets to stay.

So then he was like, he was like rattled and they had to like coax him out with like a juice box or something. So Drew was like, like, I don't know where he came from, but you know, she has hands. So I, you know, I don't know. And Phaedra is very scary. And you know, they reach very far her hands and he's like, okay, well, Cynthia, I don't know if you can move your, your mouth today. It seems a bit frozen, but do you think Phaedra was behind this? And Cynthia's like, well, first of all, I think Cynthia just had like fresh Botox or something because she seemed pained to open up her mouth. And she's like, well, I think if Angela set this up, it will be the biggest heist of all time,

because I still don't know who actually did it. I mean, I was just trying to make sense. Like, I'm the most heist of all time because I still don't know who actually did it. I mean, I was just trying to make sense. Like, what is the why? Who is the one? Where's the how? Well, you just said everything. She was just trying to scare us out. So who knows? Where are the who? Who are the why? Why did the where? Which witch? Why did the where? Which witch? Quiznos. And so Portia's like, we need a motive. That's all we need. I need motive. And Cynthia's like, well, I thought her spot was secure. So, and Phaedra's like, it is very motive. That's all we need. I need motive. And Cynthia's like, well, I thought her spot was secure. So

and Phaedra's like, it is very secure. That's this is all just crazy. So what did Kelly think? What who does Kelly think did it? I think that Kelly looks as guilty as anybody because Kelty Kelty, sorry, Kelty from it was guilty. You're so friendly, Kelty Lady World. Oh my god. She was trying to draw publicity for Lady World. The girl gang did it. The girl gang.

So, Kelly, I think Kelly probably has more of a motive because it was her event, it was her party. She controlled the guest list and she had an alliance with the other girls. Angela wasn't in that alliance. So, why isn't anybody questioning Kelly? I think Kelly gets away with a lot more than she should. That's all I'm saying. I think Kelly is a little shadier than people are giving her credit for. She probably is. I think there are three suspects here. I think the most incriminating thing about Phaedra is that she knew exactly who this person was and knew exactly how to send Angela to him. But then again, production probably just told her. Then you have Kelly, it was Kelly's event, Kelly's guest list, how did he get in? So Kelly looks really bad. And then

there's also Kelly says she thought it was Brit. And you know, well, Brit isn't there to defend herself, which actually is an easy target, an easy fall girl for Kelly. But Brit is also the most vindictive of this entire bunch. So maybe it was Brit, but because I don't know what the motive would be for Kelly to go after Angela. Kelly and Angela don't really have much beef. They don't even seem to interact very much. Brit and Angela have more of a beef though.

And I don't know if Shemia's got other fish to fry. I mean, boring fish that sometimes sing. Boring bass fish, like singing bass fish on walls and cabins and dead cabins across America. But I think people, this is all obfuscation, sorry. The real thing we should be wondering, listen, did you see the waiter on the TikTok? The waiter at Marcus's restaurant? First of all, I don't suggest you watch it.

It's probably the longest TikTok I've ever watched. It was not, he needs brevity. Waiter, order this waiter some brevity, okay? Not that I'm really one to talk. Because I'm gonna make this longer than the TikTok. But he got on there and he's like, let me tell you the real tea on what went down. I was like, could you speak faster?

Cause I'm exhausted already. So basically he said he was the waiter, what's his buns did come in there with some beautiful woman, have lunch. Marcus made a big deal and started making calls. Okay, that was the long and the short of it. So Marcus did it. And also this is getting away from the fact

that Charles did show up at a restaurant with some beautiful woman. So if that's the fight, then have that be the fight. And I think Charles is allowed probably to show up at restaurants with beautiful women. Maybe it was his daughter, maybe it was his sister. Maybe it was his agents. It was his Kim Fuckface.

I mean, who the fuck knows, you know? But Angela's made this now, so they're all fighting and it's this big mystery. So people aren't worried about her husband. So is the person who's guilty really Angela? I mean, let's think about this. Who has the most pain here? Maybe Charles sent Marcus.

Maybe Charles is like, I'm gonna send Marcus, it'll drive a wedge and I can finally leave this lady. It's driving me nuts. Who claims that she's my wife. Maybe, yeah. So, Kelly's like, what? Maybe it was Cynthia. Cynthia all along.

Oh, that would be good if it was Cynthia. She's like Kaiser Soze. She like leaves the reunion with a limp and then all of a sudden like 10 feet away she starts walking again. But then she starts limping again because she's like, actually that really hurt. I forgot I have a real limp. And Amdahl is like, well, you think it's Britt, but Britt said it was you because she said to check the person that wrote the guest list. And Kelly was like, well well It's definitely not me and so Phaedra says well, obviously there was a master list Which it made me think it was Phaedra again cuz who says that there was a master list like maybe we were all going off Different lists, but there was one

Master list one listed to rule them all so and like, so you admit somebody put them there though. That's what you're saying. Somebody put them there. She's like, stop putting words in my mouth. She's like, but you told me, you're the one who told me all the information about him. She goes, what information did I give to you? Aside from his name, his email, his social media, his address and his place of work. I don't even know this person. But I actually loved it because she goes, you gave me his name and she goes, he introduced himself Angela. Like, he literally came to the table and said, I'm Marcus from Chili's. Okay.

Well, then you knew where he worked and his name. It's like he offered me an awesome blossom Angela. All right, I want to move on because I'm bored with this. And I'd got a threatening message from someone who said they have hands and it was not on my grinder. Okay, so I don't think we're gonna solve this by someone with a huge penis named June bug. So at least I got something out of this. So where do you stand with the ladies in the group Angela and she's like, well, I feel like there's still more issues that need to be ironed out, but I feel like we can move forward as a group. It's like, all right, can we? Kelly's like, can I say

something? When you made that comment of, you know, me wishing bad on your marriage, I think you said it on the after show. And then we see Angela, you know, talking on the after show saying like at the Bailey queue that Kelly gave her a whole dissertation about how she and Charles are about to get a divorce and he has a side baby. And Angela said, you're gonna end up like me and I pray for you. I'm like, bitch, or I guess Kelly said that to Angela. And Drew was like, who says that?

So now back to the president, Kelly's like, I never said that. And I just want you to know, I never compared my marriage or your marriage to my marriage. I never, ever, ever did that. And I just want you to know I never compared my marriage or your marriage to my marriage. I never ever ever did that. And there's honestly not even any footage that could even refute my point, which is a very solid point. Got to this moment that resonated with Angela. I just want to tell you, Angela, I have been you. I've been in your position, and I pray that you don't get to the position. Then I am in.

Like literally comparing herself. Literally says everything she denied she ever said. And just like, you gave a whole speech from everyone at the Bailey queue. And Kelly's like, well, I mean, so let me say this. If I said that, you know, because I don't recall saying it. She's like, you said it. I'm surprised no one backed her up.

Like they were all there. She goes, well, it was in no way, shape or form to disrespect your marriage. So if I said it, I apologize. It was only meant to show you that you have a very flimsy relationship with your husband, but not in a disrespectful way. That's all.

Yeah, that's kind of Kelly's MO. She says things things and she's like, What? No, I didn't. I never said that. And if I said it, I didn't mean it like that. I was just trying to have fun. Like when I said, Porsche, why'd you steal that man's husband? I was like, This one was fine. I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to be your friend, Barca. Angela's like, no, you definitely said it. She said, well, I don't know. I could have been grilling hot dogs. Maybe I was distracted. And she's like, all right.

Well, crabfish. I could have been grilling hot dogs on Cynthia's enormous sectional that nobody could escape that entire baby queue. Oh, I can't stand those Cynthia parties. You know it's humid in there. You can just tell it's humid in her house. And people are like, why is it so humid in here?

And she's just, well, you know, the air conditioner is on fritz. I bet she always has her air conditioner on fritz. I'm telling you this right now. Really? I love that house. That's like my favorite housewives house, the lake house. It's a nice house but it's always too cramped for the parties. She always invites too many people for that house. They all have to cram onto that sectional and then there's always too many people in the kitchen. You can just tell it's just one of those houses. Those are also when those open concept layouts don't really pay off when you're having a party because then it's like the kitchen staff

standing around staring at everybody fighting and it's just weird. Exactly. It's a beautiful house. I'm just saying that every time she has a party there's so many people there and you just know it's a little bit more humid than you want and you never quite have the seating that you want.

You have to eat food off of like a paper plate that's balanced on your knees and things are falling and there's probably some dog licking your calves. So my kind of party. So then Andy is like, okay, well, flat from Bush says, Angela, you are a gorgeous woman. Well, goddamn, you're old. Why are you saying you're 43, you fucking liar?

God, Angela is older than time. Angela, you are older than the word a minute You are so old No, I'm not old here hold on let me get my birth certificate I just I made a copy of it with some carbon paper. Hold on one second. So she Should also be birth certificate of Mia those feet I made a copy of it with some carbon paper. Hold on one second. So she, she put- Hopefully birth certificate of Mia, those feet. Those are some big feet.

Those baby feet took up the entire birth certificate. Those are the biggest baby feet. Did you just get this birth certificate? Are those your adult feet? Those are huge. Is that, I feel like I don't have feet on my birth certificate. I have, I don't, I don't even remember there being feet on mine.

I do, complete with little web toes, like a little half duck, little chubby duck. Yeah, I think those are adult feet. She's like, my name is Angela and I have feet. Commercials, here comes one right now. Imagine falling in love with someone who understands you completely Who's there at 3am when you can't sleep Who never judges, never tires, never leaves

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And Kelly goes, Renee. He's like, no, it's Dion. And everyone's like, oh, okay. I think we're all over expecting something crazy. Like, I don't know, Butrus Butrusgali or something. It's like Dion, I'm like, okay, cool. So he's like, so then he reveals she was born in 1981, and he's like, Phaedra, you called Angela

the oldest looking young woman you've ever seen. Would you care to comment? Have you seen Jessica Beale? And Phaedra's like, Well, I'd like to clarify that. That was after the whole allegations thing that I said that she's like, Oh, really? Well, you came in the game looking old too. So if I'm if I look 53, you look 63. Phaedra's like, Okay, well, I guess I deserve that. Okay, add it up to the math whatever So she's like whatever it is just add tan honey, so I'm like, okay Angela Shamiya really shaded your nose She called it retro. She said it was a nose from the 90s and she was like, yeah, I definitely was being shady and

We see a flashback to her calling it like a Latoya nose and and it's like what year wasn't from by the way and just Like I was from 2017 because Charles got calling it like a Latoya nose and and it's like what year was it from by the way and just like from 2017 because Charles got what is this question when was your nose job do we have a one wouldn't be it would be a reunion if Andy wasn't asking them about when parts of their bodies were inserted you know when you get those boobs a lot of your boobs. When did you get those? What iOS is your nose running right now? Did you get the new model? No, it's 2017, you're due for an upgrade. How many cameras does your BBL have? Tell me the truth.

But I love that marking it like, oh, it's from 2017. I remember, cause Charles got it. So, must've been into Charles ears. And so he's like, okay, well, Trini from dad says, Angela, have you ever checked with your doctor lately that your hotness is not only because of your physical appearance, but you are in perimenopause.

How can we call it perimenopause instead of premenopause? When did that happen? Do you know the answer to that? Cause all my friends are in peri. And I'm like, well, who's in pre? Is that a different thing? Is that like a different stage? I wonder how Perry Gillipin feels about it.

So Angela is like- It's like the menopause where you start solving things. You're like, hey, wait a minute, who drank milk out of the carton? Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Are there any more famous Perrys after Perry Mason and Perry Men- Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do The three cabinets over. Commodore Perry. I can't stand the odds. Perry Ellis.

Eww. So she's like, yes, I'm perimenopausal. And Phaedra's like, nothing will happen. Another day in Perry Dice. Oh, think twice. Just another day for you and me in peri-menopause dice. Sorry, I had to get it out. I had to get the poison out. They're all talking about their peri-menopause and Angela's like, oh, well it can start at 36, you know, and now I'm starting a fan line and it's called Fangee.

So everyone's like, oh, everyone applauds. It's like, hey. Fangee, I see what you did there. That was good. Thank God. You found a way to enter the small fan market. A really tough one to get into. She's like, I was actually quite happy

to meet someone with hands because that's exactly where my fan fits. So yeah, she's gonna be a real pioneer. I look forward to her on Shark Tank. Fans are a $2 billion industry. So now there's talking about the rental properties and she's like, what rental properties? I had to walk away.

So I guess they sold them at a loss because I don't know what walk away means when you own all these properties. You can't just walk away. Did I guess they sold them at a loss because I don't know what walk away when you own all these properties. You can't just walk away. Did you give them to the bank? Did you sell them at a loss? Like what was I need answers? I'm in this for the HGTV of it all. I really love Angela for having all those houses she couldn't afford and being so honest about it. I really wanted to see that work. Yeah, I really like that she didn't try to fake it with us and try to say, well, we just signed a deal. Because that's what Drew would have done. She would have been like, well, I'm happy to announce that Ralph and I have decided

to take the houses off the market because we like them so much, we've decided to keep them. That's what she would say. And then the next day it'd be like foreclosed. But Angela's like, yeah, no, these houses, they suck and they suck the life out of me. And so funny, cause she, she opened the season with like a whole thing was like, I'm in real estate and I know what I'm doing. And I got my money by doing real estate and I'm on top of it. And she

had the season being like, I've got four houses I can't sell and they're in foreclosure. I'm done with it. Well, it was a season where not a ton happened, but for Angela, it was like a speed season because multiple seasons were crammed in here. I mean, she's got the husband who visibly hates her. I mean, it usually takes a few years for that to just date, you know, but that's, that's here already.

She had the real estate career that's already down the tubes. She's already in the like, you hired people to come after me. And she's already saying things like, well, we'll continue this next season. We have things to discuss still in my 10th season. I'm like, how many seasons have you been on here? You've lived a lot of life for a one season Housewife. She's like the Kimberly Akimbo of Housewives.

So Angela is like, on top of that, Angela. For those of you who don't know, that musical is about a little girl who ages very rapidly. Maybe I should say the Jack. Jack. That's funny, cause it's actually true. Cause that's her thing. Everybody's like, how in the world are you 43?

She's bringing your birth certificate. I still don't get it. So mean. Well, it's not even a criticism. I'm way older than that. I just don't it seems like you're clearly lying about your age like Vanderpump. It's I'm sorry, I'm bringing Vanderpump up again. But she's another one where it's like what? Like it's clearly not true where she's like, I'm the same age as Brandy Glanville. You're like,

wait a minute. I'm the same age as Porschei Glanville. You're like, wait a minute. I'm the same age as Portia, Kyle's daughter. Like, mm. I am. No. So, um, uh, but Angela does reveal that she lost her mom, which I did not know about, which is super sad. And, uh, she, she said that she came on. And she had so much promise too. She was so funny and shady. Yeah. And I know that she had like a complicated relationship with her mother too. So I'm hoping that like she was able to find

some sort of closure. Cause she said that she wanted to come onto the platform, the basic, the show with her mom. And she wanted her mom to be able to share her story cause her mom had a bipolar disorder. And so, you know, she was just, she misses her mom and it's really sad and everyone really supports her. Sandy's like, all right, well, big hands from Westchester, New York said, Angela, do you feel like Drew had your back the way you had hers?

There's only one right answer. And the answer is no, cause at the Bailey Queue she left you hanging while you were battling all the girls and was singing all spirituals in her conventional. And we cut to Drew, be like, so Angela's like, no, I could not feel badly, badly singing spiritual. When they showed that clip, I was like, oh, surely they'll play that again when they showed Drew dissing Shamiah singing, but they didn't, which I think the production likes Drew.

Maybe, maybe. Because they couldn't use that. I don't have a hot take on that. I'm like, does production like Drew, does production not like Drew? She gives them a lot of stuff to work with. So I think they might like her for that. So yeah, they probably like her. Well, Angela's not into it.

She's not into Drew. She's like, Drew didn't have my back. And Drew's like, yes, they probably like her. She's not into it. She's not into Drew. She's like, Drew didn't have my back. And Drew's like, yes, I did. I even tried to get Marcus to do whatever for you. I was there. I was there with you. And she's like, until the end. And she's like, no, but you guys are accusing me

of leaving, you know, during that Marcus confrontation. But I was trying to find Marcus to come back and have the confrontation. That's why I left. No, the point, I think that Angela's saying that, and we have to go back and look at the tape, but she's, Angela's saying that once they brought Marcus to the group that Drew disappeared and like when Marcus was saying it was Phaedra that like, Anvil was the one who had to stand there and be like, see, see everyone? He said it was Phaedra and like

Drew was nowhere to be found to be like, yeah, I was there. This is what he said. And he seemed totally, he seemed scared and it seemed like very true. Everything he said, it all backs it all. Like Drew left Angela hanging on this whole thing completely. Even in the last segment, even earlier in this segment, when Angela was saying all this stuff,

Drew could have been like, we were both there. We looked at the text messages. We heard like, Drew was silent. She let Angela just die on this stuff. Drew could have been like, we were both there. We looked at the text messages. We heard like you tell me, Drew is silent. She let Angela just die on this hill. Yeah. So, um, Cynthia's like, yes, Angela, you know, you wrote for Drew and she didn't write for you. There was a who's to the where. That's my question. What is the whiz? Whiz is the what? Who's the who? Do you understand me? Not really. Drew was like, I do not. Drew's like, well, we're building a genuine friendship. And it

felt like I didn't have your back, which by the way, you're building. Oh, so now you're not even, you don't even have the genuine friendship. You're just building it now because when she came onto the season, it was that you guys did have a genuine friendship. And Angela was like right out of the gate defending Drew with people she didn't even know out of loyalty to Drew. And now Drew was suddenly saying that they're building a genuine friendship. And she goes, and if you felt like I didn't have your back, I apologize. You know, I couldn't show up for you in the capacity in which I would love to because well, I'll be honest, I left something downstairs in the basement and Ralph would not open up that door and I just was delayed. I was literally, I couldn't

show up literally because I didn't have my car keys to show up. So then Shemia is like, well, can I just say that I don't want you to think that this is me defending Porsche again. But why is it okay for you to excuse away not supporting Angela because of what you're going through. But when it came down to me and Portia, you guys picked it apart and talked about how lopsided Shemia. This is nothing to do with that. It made me crazy because it's not like that. It's not the same thing.

And I don't want to talk about your relationship with Portia anymore. It's so boring. It's why are you trying to get back to that? We're finally having fun. I mean, that's fair. I don't really care to that? That's a different having fun. I mean, that's fair. I don't really care too much about Shemeon and Portia terribly. And she is she did just wedge something in.

But I do love when people forced Drew to confront her own hypocrisy. And basically she's saying, you know, when Portia didn't have the energy, like, like you made it seem like I was in like, like I was in this lopsided friendship because I was always defending Portia and she didn't defend me. And you were trying to stir something up. Look how bad it is. But when you're in a lopsided friendship with Angela, you're just like, well, I'm going through a lot. So that's how it was. And I just liked Shamiah just using this to put Drew on the defense because Drew's full of so much shit. And I don't like it when she just says her bullshit and just

thinks she can get away with it. So I was like, I'm happy for Shamiah to step in right now, even if it is extremely self-serving and she's trying to pivot away into her, into her conversation. Yeah. So Drew is like, Oh God, please, no one was trying to pick it apart. She's like, yes, yes, yes, it did. And then the questions came and she's like, oh God, now you're gonna open a can of worms, Shemeah. You don't wanna open this can of worms. And she's like, oh really? Well then I'll own my part.

She goes, well, what part are you gonna own? And then she's like, you be quiet. There was definitely questions. And Drew's like, girl, don't lie in my face. I'm not gonna let you lie in my face. Right after this commercial break, I'm gonna expose all the lies that you've told me. And Shemeah's like, oh really? Then expose the lies. And she break, I'm gonna expose all the lies that you've told me." And she means like, oh really?

Then expose the lies. And she goes, I'm going to, right after this Phaedra Doritos commercial. So we do that and then we come back and she's like, so there. Okay, let's move on. I was like, where were the lies? What was this?

You had a full commercial break, I got no lies? No, no lies. I felt very disturbed by that whole segment. And he's like, all right, let's talk about something else. Phaedra, why did you choose to come to this reunion and skip out on marriage and medicine? And Phaedra's like, well, I had no, they didn't want me there. And you have to remember, I was coming off the high of the Traders, a much more popular show.

And I'm only going to go to reunions of highly rated Bravo shows at the moment. Although actually, Mary DeMendison is very highly rated. But I think she was like, I wanna be in the big tier. I think this one, I think. I think Mary DeMendison needs this show now. Yeah, yeah, I think it's higher rated than this show.

People really love Dr. Simone giving group therapy on a Caribbean beach. We are sisters! We are sisters, We are sisters. This is a sisterhood. I mean, you gotta love it. Same storyline every single season. But, um.

That's what makes me laugh. Which is funny. The season was especially good with Quad's new man going after Dr. Gregory on the beach. Yuck. I like that Dr. Gregory on the beach. Yeah. I liked that Dr. Gregory is trying to do a push up competition with an actual X NFM. Dr. Gregory's song that he wrote.

I'm a man. Which let's not forget Scott's original song that he started the season with. It actually was a pretty funny season. The point is Phaedra's like, I did not like, they, they didn't want me. I didn't like them. They tried to be messy with me and if I'm going to be messy, I better be doing it on a Real Housewives franchise. So that's why I am here.

Yeah. So then we move into a silly segment about Kelly's nicknames from Porsche, strawberry shortcake and a garden gnome and Tinkerbell and all that good stuff and Kelly's like well, I'm a fabulous garden gnome the most fashionable garden gnome. So I guess it worked out for me And he's like alright well Phaedra you took kind of a big sister role after rooming with Britt and Grenada Why did you feel like she needed that?" And Pater was like, well, I saw that she was self-sabotaging on the trip. And so I saw that she was kind of, you know, making enemies and the producer said, someone's got to talk to her. So could you do it? I was like, okay, sure. So Portia's like- And you look at that poster of a person choking and somebody coming behind to help. There isn't a face on that choking person. You save whoever it is." She was choking and I helped her. I squeezed until a tiny piece of

meatball flew out for a mouth handy. You're welcome, Brit. Wherever you are, you're welcome. Pete They are literally acting like Phaedra was the therapist in Good Will Hunting. It's like, all it was was a conversation in a car where she's like, um, if you want respect, you got to show respect. If you want people to like invite you to places, you got to invite them first to your place. You remember you're the newbie here and these people have all been around for a long time. So don't act so entitled. Like it was such a, it was just like a quick, pretty basic, you know, you know, piece of advice. And they're like, wow. It was basically like stand and deliver,

but Edward James almost just stood up and he was like, here's what you need kids. Charcuterie. Charcuterie. He was like that Michelle fight for the video. Oscar. Oscar. So, yeah, so Portia's like,

Yeah, because like Nini off camera gave me that advice, but like that was the first time I saw that advice on camera, you know, to help somebody not crash out, you know, who's clearly crashing out. I'm like, did that stop Brit from crashing out because- Or Porsche. Pretty sure. Dang.

Pretty sure, yeah. How many times has Porsche been fired for literally beating people up on this show? I think, Ryan, I think that advice didn't really work for either one of you. I'm not sure Atlanta is the show where we've seen people hold back from crashing out. It's just not really part of the show's DNA. So Kelly. So they're basically talking about trying to help Britt. And then Shemeah is like, well,

but she had everything to say ill about you and I defended you and here you are trying to help her and you're coming for me. And she said as soon as Phaedra comes at you sideways, I'm going to give it to her ass because I'm always on the phone with her in the public seat. And I said, well, Phaedra and I are in a good place. And whatever happened between me and Phaedra happened years ago. So I don't need you to. So I saved you from Brit.

And meanwhile, you're saving Brit from everybody else. So I just don't get it." At which point all of the viewing audience was like, what happened with Phaedra and Shemeah? Did something happen? So Phaedra was like, well at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing and you will have experiences with everybody in this group but what I've seen is a lot of people making strong conclusions about people based on one experience, you know? So you make up a rumor about a sex dungeon and accuse other people of, I don't know,

drugging other people and having sex. Just one experience. Don't make these big accusations." And Angela's like, is that directed towards me? And she's like, well, it could be. Yeah, that too. It could be that too. Paige was like, you know, what I'm saying is we did have a bad experience

But even after all that when I reached out to you and when I heard your mama was dying I hope you know that was real when I reached out to you and just like well, I hope it was she's like Well, no, it was like we'll be petty will be shady and that's fine But like life is too short to lose a friendship over absolutely nothing Because you're gonna hear you're here today, gone tomorrow, especially if you mess with the cock face with the hands. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're here today, you're gone tomorrow.

And when you are gone, I hope your family calls Phaedra and Phaedra funeral parlor to bury you for good. No one will send you off as gloriously as me. Thank you. Precisely ground. I'd just like to say charcuterie. Go for it. Go for it. Hey, everyone. This is the end of part one of this recap for part two. Keep an eye on your podcast feed.

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