Watch What Crappens - #2937 Below Deck S12E08 Part 1: French Toasted

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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the soothing sounds of Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there. Hello, you little Benny tune. What you doing? Hi, how's it going snookums? Good. Snookums? Good, good toots.

Well, welcome everybody to the show. It's below deck day over here. We're all in love with each other. Ben, I'm in love with Annie Pellegrino, I'm sorry. I've got to go. Well, I just kissed Barbara in retaliation. Damn it, damn it Barbara. She was holding so steadfastly to being a lesbian.

She just broke it off. I know, well, I guess a lesbian and a sweater gay are kind of a lesbian couple. I tricked her. I put on a wig and I said, I'm a lady and I tricked her. It was very rude of me. Very easily tricked after being pissed up on that boat. Well, welcome everybody to Below Deck Day.

Tonight is also the date of our very first Amazon Live. We're very excited. So join us for that. That's going to be at 5.30 PM Pacific time. And we have no idea how that's going to go, but it should be fun. So fun. It's gonna be outrageously fun. I'm so excited today.

Yes. I already pulled. I was like, I just went into my Amazon history and I was like, what are five items that I really have enjoyed recently? I've pulled, I pulled them. They're ready to go. I am. This is the moment I feel like I've been waiting for, you know, is to talk about like cookie

scoops. It's ready. It's going to, it's going to happen. It's going to be wild. There will be a pan, there will be a scoop and there will be a few other things. You've already had so much practice then. So I'm excited for you, really. I'm excited for us, but mostly for you,

because this is really a big day for you. Everybody, I just wanted to put that awkward pause in there for fun. I'm playing with the- No, it was perfectly timed, because Dom just walked in and gave me a straw. I was pausing for straw. I don't know why I did that. I just started with my Starbucks

Label, you know, like a little label on my Starbucks. I'm just like playing with it So I need to focus because it's a very big it's below deck. It's a very very serious show Ben Stop it is a very serious base. You know, I'm a huge straw fan I don't get I don't get I don't get fan girl whenever I see any actual celebrity But when I see a straw, I'm like fuck. Yes straws, you know what straws are so strong I am so proud of straws for remaining in our culture even after you got canceled, you know, I love you straws Well, well, I'm doing a straw puppet show right now. It's walking in front of my microphone Go wait go

I just saw flow last night. This reminds me of that bird that was in flow. So I have a lot of thoughts on that movie too, by the way. So you just all wait for that one. What's it called? Flow? Flow, I thought you watched it with your dog, didn't you? No, what's that?

Flow. Flow, it won the Oscar for best animated movie. And it's about a cat that goes on a journey and meets other animals. But the whole thing with the movie is that they use real, like real audio of like cats and dogs, nature sounds. So everyone who watches it with their pets, their pets kind of like are entranced

because they think they're hearing nature and so they all like walk up to the TV and like watch the movie. And there's all these TikToks of cats like just staring at the TV and like watch the movie. And there's all these TikToks of cats, like just staring at the screen, like what the hell? And like dogs and like the animals love it. And it was really lovely. It was a beautiful movie.

And I thought you'd seen it for some reason. I thought you would said that you'd watched it with Bueller. No, no, I watched the one about the hooker that won the Oscar. Well, they're very similar movies. That was also a name. What was that? They both, Anora, they Oscar? Well, they're very similar movies. That was also a name. What was that? Anora.

Yeah, they both. Jolene Galina. They're both about journeys. What was her name? They're both about journeys. They're both about sex workers. And they both have Erika Jay on the soundtrack. So.

But what I wanted to say, though, is shout out to Chelsea Devantes, because the episode I did with her of Glamorous Trash, which is her podcast, that's all about celebrity memoirs. I was so lucky enough to be a guest on her podcast where we discussed the autobiography of Sheena Shay. So that book I think drops today. And so the podcast is dropping later today at some point. So go check that out because we had so much fun breaking down that whole ridiculous autobiography.

It was like the funniest read I've had in quite some time. It was definitely funnier than Dune. And so that was great. And another shout out is that we're going to be, keep your ears open. We're going to be on Julia Cunningham, Julia Cunningham show on Sears XM. We're maybe a prerecord tomorrow, but so I don't know if it's live tomorrow, but keep your ears out because we will be on there. So just a shout out to our friends

who are having us on their shows. Yes. Yeah, I've been reading a lot of the Sheena article. Oh, Brock cheated on me. So I've been reading. I mean, she's everywhere, you know. Sheena's acting like being cheated on is like winning an Oscar. I mean, that girl is making the rounds.

Like, did you hear I got cheated on? Did you hear I got cheated on? Did you hear I got cheated on? I was so mad. What are you thinking of people about staying with some fucking cheater, Sheena? Like what the hell? Oh my God. Anyone who read the excerpt in Glamour magazine saw that she wrote, she writes in her excerpt,

I was so mad that I threw a Rubik's cube at Brock and to this day I cannot look at a Rubik's cube without being triggered with that pain. And it's like, I love this to this day day I can't look at it Rubik's cube anymore and the thing is this her entire book is like that it's like to this day I can't drive by a carabas without thinking about that painful chapter in my life. As if she has ever had a day where she wasn't triggered by a Rubik's cube. You can't even believe she allowed one of those things in her home honestly. It is actually a shocking. that's a very shocking truth.

She was like, look at this cube, you can move it in any different direction, it changes colors, it must have it. You're supposed to get all the colors in one square. Braa! Oh my God, it's four corners. Corner, corner, corner. I guess it's more than four corners,

it's like 16 corners. Okay, anyway, the point is below deck, bad romance. So we opened with a fun rainbow breakdown, which I just, I love any show that I can just start cracking up whenever the show starts. I love that. Rainbow, it just starts with rainbow like. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Girls don't like me. Because they tattled on her for fucking up something

in the maid service. They were like, Fraser was like, girls, who's in charge of the master? And they're like, that bitch, that girl over there, the rainbow. Fuck you girls, they threw me under the bus. Yeah, rainbow, it's time to stop trying to be friends with these girls. They threw me under the bus. Yeah. Rainbow, it's time to stop trying to be friends

with these girls. They don't like you. No matter what you try to do, they're still gonna throw you under the bus. So I say just unleash your outer bitch, maybe your inner bitch, whatever. You're trapped on an island, bitch. And just like make their lives hell at this point.

Be like, okay, if you're not gonna help me and you're not gonna be friends with me, then fine. Do like fold this, make that, put that fitted sheet on that bed and like get out of my face. I just say go full bitch. Yeah, look, I think you should be who you are. You know what I mean? Because when people try to change, it just doesn't work. It doesn't work.

I mean, people can change, sure. It takes a lot of work. You have to really want to, but I think at your core, you don't really change. And Rainbow, it's not working. You trying to be a nice person. It's like an alien coming down to the earth

and trying to like fit in. It just doesn't work. You're just not a nice person. Just accept it. I remember one time my mom was hanging out when my sister was in college. I went to Austin to stay with my sister for a while and was like partying with her friends.

It was so fun because we're like a few years apart. So it wasn't that awkward. But it will be when I do it with my nieces because I'm planning to. But anyway, at the time, my mom was living in El Paso and we were in Austin. So she came and she was having so much fun that she started, she moved there. Like she was like, party, you know, and she started like coming out with our friends and she started drinking too much and starting fights with people.

And it was awkward, okay? And so I had a moment, I was like, listen, you can't be starting fights with my friends, that's it. You know, you've got to stop drinking. And so she did. It was horrible. It was the most horrible, I think, two months of all of our lives.

And finally we had to sit down with my mom and say, it's okay if you drink. Go back to the five and dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, because it's just who you are. You know, some people just need a couple of drinks, like whatever it takes, just stop trying to be this other person. Well, that's making us all crazier than the person who was getting us kicked out of restaurants. I'd rather be kicked out of a restaurant than suffer through being in a restaurant

with somebody who's making me fucking crazy with their fake new personality. And that's you, Rainbow. Okay, just Rhonda yourself. Just be Rhonda. It's a very true thing. I mean, what you're basically saying is, it's whether or not she's actually a nice person

is immaterial. She's not being her authentic self, because she's trying to be accepted by these people who don't seem to really care about her. And Rainbow also has to ask herself a question, which is, does she actually like these people? She's so concerned with wanting to be wanting to fit in and wanting to be liked that I'm not sure if she's actually considered whether she actually likes Barbara

or Celine or anyone else on this boat. So she should be herself do her thing and even if she even if her Authentic self is being a little crusty and a little bitchy They probably will respect her more for that they may complain But they probably will respect her more for just being herself and they may also Inherently be more drawn to that because that's just who she is. So yeah Yeah, you heard it here first. She's kind of it. She's just kind of a dick I mean I can see why people don't really like her. She speaks to people, she speaks down to people.

She's just not a cool person, you know? So if you have that, and that's just in the part of you, then wear it like a badge, you know? She doesn't know how to relate. And I think if she stops trying to relate, that maybe she could just, she will relate, which is the paradox of human, the human condition.

Ain't it though? So Anthony is like, oh, it's fine, it is together. We are together, don't worry. Later I will wear a straw hat and have a fit. I will outshadow every stupid mistake you make today. And she's like, I know, but I need to go. And so Barbara, cause Barbara comes in and sees this and she's like, Whoa, what is happening? And rainbows like nothing.

I just need to go. Cut to us. Elaine's still drinking whatever that beverages in the mason jar or whatever that looks sort of like beer, but maybe apple juice. Like, you know, I think I deserve a break, which probably says every five minutes. So Rainbow goes to cry in her crying corner. And then Fraser is like, Oh my gosh, I don't feel very awake. I'm horrifying.

It's awful. And Deimos like, well, you look immaculate. Because Deimos sort of being flirty with Fraser now. That's like his new thing. But he's straight. But he's also kind of like, maybe curious. We don't really know. I like that, um, Fraser can be exhausted and his eyes are still like pinwheels. Yeah.

Completely open like blink blink. Look how exhausted I am. You look the same as you did yesterday. You look like a party, a party city skeleton at Halloween. Your eyes are always the same amount of open. He's like, thank you. That's what I've been going for all these years. Not even he is getting this kind of typical storyline.

I mean, most gay guys have the storyline in our past of the straight guy who's just needs attention from somebody. So he flirts with the gay guy or whatever. Like we I've had that, you know, I actually kind of think fondly back on some of those stories. I enjoy that. I'm like, I've heard more than others, not gonna lie. I like that it's a plot this season on this show, but yeah, some of us have that.

I will say, I think Fraser's lucky because I don't think I've ever been manipulated in a way where I get dinner. I mean, this guy's like, let's go on a date. I mean, I think that's nice, right? That's like not standard. Yeah, it's also funny, like- Like drunk and blow jobs.

We live at a time, it's also funny, we live at a time that like a guy, asking another guy out to dinner just cause he wants to just know more about him, is like, what? That's crazy. He must be secretly homosexual. He must, he's confused.

He's queer baiting or homosexual. What's wrong with him? And it's like, he's just asking somebody. It's like, hey, you seem cool. I want to get to know more about you. But we're like, what? Now, admittedly, it's the context of this show where the only time people go on one-on-one dinners

is on a date. I get it. But it is funny that we're like, what? This is crazy. Well, and after they made out. True, and after he said like, oh, I'm not really gay, but like, maybe I would be gay, but like, I don't know, I'm straight,

but like, I have a couple of guys. Yeah, he's clearly doing this whole, yeah, he's clearly playing the game, I think. So now Rainbow comes to Fraser, or Fraser comes to her, because I think he's like, what is that teapot that keeps steaming and then stopping and then steaming and so, ah, ah, oh, it's Rainbow. Rainbow, what's up, babe?

And she's like, I just, you know, like, I just, I got frustrated because after the tip meeting, I sent her to the cabins to strip the beds, and then there's no communication of like, hey, we did the bottom ones, but sent them to the cabins to strip the beds, and then there's no communication of like, hey, we did the bottom ones, but the master's not done, you know, it's very much like rainbow will do it. No rainbow, see, and that's why people don't like you

right there, is your retelling of the story. That is not what happened. You were supposed to do the master and you didn't do it. And then when they got questioned, they said it was your job. That's what happened. Don't make it sound like these girls are just trying to throw you under the bus for nothing.

You at least gave them a bus to throw under. Well, I guess that wouldn't work because then you're throwing a bus under a bus. But you know what I mean. Well, if you want to know what happens next on the show, unfortunately, you're going to have to wait because here comes a wall of Instagram photos to stop the show and tracks that way Rainbow can have a monologue. It is nice to see a cast member who has an Instagram photo that's not covered in like bikini shots or speedo shots, you know?

It's just like Rainbow with like blood on her hands and like a little like an island setting but like a Dutch flag behind it and like crying and the caption says I miss my sister. She has sisters. No, I mean, I miss my sister. I think she has sisters. No, I mean, I ranted about this when you were gone last week. I was ranting about this cause I really can't stand this Instagram, like how they stopped the show for this. Because they could include the exact same audio clip.

I don't mind what is said after the Instagram wall and everything, but in the past, whenever anyone, whenever they layer in backstory with people, they just layered in, they just play it and the Instagram wall and everything. But in the past, whenever they layer in backstory with people, they just layer it in, they just play it, and the show just goes forward. But here they stop the whole show to be like, wait, let's have a moment with this person. Let's have an Instagram wall.

Let's put their name up really big, as if we're about to do something really momentous. And then they give us an anecdote about their lives that nine times out of 10 is not very interesting. And like, we would have had that anecdote anyway, but by forcing us to actually like stop and pay attention to it, it's like more annoying. Whereas before you could let it just sort of like

tumble over you and you move on. So I'm like really, every passing week, I dislike the Instagram wall more and more. I hate to sound like a negative Nellie, like an unhappy Ursula, like a sad Sally. Be you. That's the point of the show today. Like a yucky Yana.

But I am done with the Instagram wall. Terrible Terry. I mean, I love below deck. I just don't like this tweet that they've made and it's not me not being able to adapt to a new thing. Okay. I just think the Instagram wall every time it pops up, I get so annoyed. Okay.

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so much about a person from looking at their Facebook feed and these are basically vapid people. I mean, you can tell, I'm not their Facebook, their Instagram feed. You can tell a lot about me. I have nothing inside. I barely post. There's nothing there. There's nothing to post. I have nothing going feed. You can tell a lot about me. I have nothing inside. I barely post.

There's nothing there. There's nothing to post. I have nothing going on. So you can tell that about me. Unless there's something cute in my proximity that I can like squelch likes off of, like my nieces or my dog or a baby, you know, I'll put those on.

But otherwise there's nothing going on in my life. So I like seeing people in like swimsuits and I don't know, swimsuits. That's basically all it is. Maybe they just need to get more interesting Instagram feeds. You know, like get those people who like rescue ducks. Like I saw one yesterday where a guy built, there were ducks that made a nest at a top of a building,

like a window on top of the building. And he was worried that the ducks were gonna jump out of the nest and die on the sidewalk. And so he built like a wooden cage to put the ducks, I mean, that's an Instagram thing, you know? So he caged the ducks, it's like, I was worried that you might actually feel the taste of freedom, so I put you in a cage,

and now you're quote unquote safe. You're safe now. That makes it interesting, because you're like, is this guy a hero, or did he just, you he just condemn these ducks to death because they never learned to fly? And like, are they gonna grow up in a fucking cage? When are they ever gonna learn to fly?

How is this gonna work? And then there's comments like, well, no, the ducks need to jump out of the, I think it was a German thing, that's why I'm too nice. But they're like, no, I think the ducks have to jump out because they just bounce onto sidewalk anyway. And then there's like a whole discussion about ducks bouncing off sidewalks.

Yeah. I mean, let me tell you something. If there was ever an argument to go watch flow, it's this duck situation. I mean, talk about watching nature do what nature does. It's that movie flow, okay? What I'm sick of in these Instagram pop-up things is the stories are all the same.

And this whole entire show, this entire season is full of people who can't let their childhood go. And I get that I'm just told a story about my mother and I'm almost 50. So maybe that's just a human condition thing where we can never let it go. But every single person on this show is blaming their parent for literally everything.

Like she blames her dad for throwing her on an island to beat up her sisters. Then we've got the other girl who blames her dad for throwing her on an island to beat up her sisters. Which is fair. By the way, that one's fair. I'm gonna give that one to you. Then we've got the other, then we've got a guy who, this guy, Daymo, blaming his dad for, you know, not really wanting him when he was a kid. Everyone's whole life is revolving around their parents. You know what? Bring back elder abuse. That's what I say. Just tell your parents, fuck off, give them a shot of something with saline and then get rid of them. I mean, how are we ever gonna get over these people?

They're just torturers. They're torturers. I am gonna, I'm gonna give Rainbow, like I understand, like we do, there's a lot of like, this is my tough childhood, boohoo, here I am on Below Deck that happens on these shows. I'm gonna give it to Rainbow. I think being put on an island in the middle of Holland and being forced to fight with your sisters for an hour,

that's like fair. That's like a fair thing to bring up on a reality show. It's not. She got a trip to an island. My mom just did that in our backyard. I mean, what the hell? It was a Dutch, it was a very pragmatic island. It was a Dutch island.

She at least got a fucking vacation and a ride on a boat somewhere. My mom was just like, here's a wooden spoon, here's a fly swatter, you was a Dutch island. She's got a fucking vacation and a ride on a boat somewhere. My mom was just like, here's a wooden spoon, here's a fly swatter, you two go at it. I'm sick of dealing with you little fuckers. You're like, we want our old mother back. It was when you were like 25. Yeah, I just can't stand this whole Instagram thing.

It's not even the Instagram wall. I don't mind that there's an Instagram wall that comes flying up. I just don't like that there is a tonal shift that says, whatever you're watching, we're going to put that on pause and we're going to dwell here in the miseries of these maids. And I'm like, I don't like, I just don't care enough. Like I'm okay if I if my if I'm concerned about what's happening at the bar, like someone didn't wash that bar, I need to know what's going on with that bar. And then while that's happening, someone's like, this is just like my childhood where

I was always washing the bar. I'm like, that's fine. That works. But if it's like, but if that's how it normally is. But if I'm like, someone needs to wash that bar and like, stop, that's here. What Barbara has to say. It's like, as a child, I grew up and I always used to like ducks. And then one time my father put the cage around the duck. And then I was like, you have to worry about the ducks.

So that's why I don't like to clean the bar because I don't want to engage the duck on the bar. I'm like, okay. I get it. I do kind of like the classic below deck style of like they're cleaning a toilet. There's like a poop speck on it They're about to throw up on and then it's like and I was traumatized by my dad leaving me, you know

It does it does make more sense like that I also like I also like when I'm caught by surprise by it Because the thing is when the Instagram wall comes up then, you know, okay I'm gonna have a similar to someone's trauma. Whereas if I don't know that it's coming it's like, oh my god I'm gonna think can clean that bar. Wait, she was put on an island and she had to fight with her sisters? But what about that bar?

You know, like I kind of like the blindsiding of it all. Yeah. Okay, well, you know what? Noted. And hopefully someone from production is watching this. I hope so. I hope we have the ear of production. So we get over to Rainbow's monologue of the day,

which she's such a good teammate, she's trying to do everything. I mean, she's getting herself to the point of having nervous breakdowns because she's doing so much work for everybody, to which I say, boo hoo, that's all your fucking fault. You're the delegator and you know what? You're a bad delegator, okay?

Del? Well, in the end, bad Del. Della, you're a Della, not Reese. Della, the gate is opener, okay? You left the gate open, the dog is now out running around in the streets. You're very bad at this, okay? So if you're just bad at your job,

just say you're bad at your job. I can't. And she's like, well, they, you know, the first opportunity they got, they took out their shotgun and they took the shot. Fucking snakes in the grass. I'm like, are you telling first opportunity they got, they took out their shotgun and they took the shot. Fucking snakes in the grass. I'm like, are you telling me snakes can handle a shotgun? Because that is terrifying.

She's like, they took out their shotgun, those snakes took out their shotgun and they shot me. You know what they should do. Okay, I hate to belabor this point. This is not about the Instagram wall. That's not belabored anymore. I want to talk about the movie Flow. Oh, Jesus, the fucking cat movie.

I can't. There is a very elegant and pissed off bird in that movie. And it's called, the real bird is called a secretary bird, which is funny that there's a bird called a secretary bird. And it's like a bird that's like, Mr. Mushnik, I got a call for you on line one. Mr. Mushnik. Mr. Mushnik, they got a call for you on line one. Mr. Mushnik. Mr. Mushnik, they're not taking no for an answer.

I told them you weren't in, but they're coming, they're coming, they're in there. Are they in there? Do you want me to bring you guys some coffee? Mr. Mushnik, the bed jim's aren't ready, the rainbow didn't get them ready in time. What do you want me to do, Mr. Mushnik? But they're called secretary birds and I looked them up and they're basically

eagles that have the legs of a stork. And so they're basically these like, they're like sexy, like the sexy birders with long legs and they use their legs to stomp on snakes in the grass. And that's why I'm bringing this up. And rainbow needs to be like a secretary bird and be like, and just step on those snakes in the grass. And in the end, we're going to be like, yes, icon, uh, rather than be like, Oh,

you're so lame. Like step on those snakes, like a good secretary bird, like the one in flow. I really, by the way, look up a secretary bird. You're going to be so impressed. You're going to be like, you're going to have a gay moment. You're going to turn full, I really, by the way, look up a secretary bird. You're gonna be so impressed. You're gonna be like, you're gonna have a gay moment. You're gonna turn full, like full, like your gayness is gonna go up 50% because these are like gay icon birds. They just like, they are, they have a fabulous,

they have a fabulous hairstyle and they have long legs. Oh, these are fabulous birds. They're like Phyllis Diller of birds. They've got these big old. Right? Yeah, these are amazing. Wait till you see their, I mean, look at this one. Hold on, I'm gonna show it.

I'm gonna show it on, it's too. Oh, that's what I was just doing too. We have to show people the sanitary. Show the one, okay, I'll tell you. Go into the more images. Okay. And then look up. Look at this hairstyle.

Look at the one, the fourth one in the first top row. Look at that. Oh my God, that's crazy. Look at that. That has a human showgirl legs. And then look up, look at the one, the fourth one, the fourth one in the first top row. Look at that. Oh my God. That's great. Look at that human show girl legs. That's nuts. The very first secretary bird.

She was like, you got to, she's like the second, I know why it's the secretary bird because this is the one that the boss sleeps with that he cheats on. This is the, let me tell you with that he cheats on this is the Let me tell you this is your wife at the CEO of astronomer were a bird Yeah, the CEO of strong were a bird. It would be making out with this one. I called pick answer Your husband is definitely leaving and she doesn't even care either. She's like, yeah, you can't steal a man, you know That's the secret. The secretary probably has like word art on her desk. It's like you can't steal a man, you know, that's the secretary. The secretary probably has like word art on her desk. You can't steal a man.

By the way, this, this, what we're looking at right now, this is an acceptable Instagram wall for your, for your deck. They should just secretary. Secretary bird were stew. I would, I would stop the show 10 times over to look at the Instagram wall and hear what the secretary bird has to say. You know, the secretary bird before it leaves the nest is always like talking to a sister, like Mr. Mushnicks, you're gonna take me out to a nice dinner tonight. It's like, Oh, come on. You gotta stop seeing him.

He's never going to give you what you want. No, he's going to leave her. I swear to God. No, he won't never do it. And the way you get them is the way you lose them. Watch out, Pam. Yeah. Yeah. This secretary bird's not fucking around, man. I wouldn't trust this secretary bird. And you know, she always smells like gum and powder. Oh, uh huh. All right. So we're going to be here for 10 hours today.

You know, the audience doesn't need this from us. They don't need this from our, they don't need this shit from us. They didn't deserve this. Although if we're gonna do an Africa, or if we're gonna do an Instagram wall, that's a good one. Cause look, you also get this grumpy old man of the water hole, which is, I guess,

a rhino with a spotty nose. This is a way to do an Instagram wall on below deck. Tell me about Rainbow's tragedy while I'm looking at this spotted nose rhinoceros. It's called the grumpy old man of the water hole. I have a random picture of Nelson Mandela. Nelson Mandela would have turned 107 today. Wow, people would have been asking what vitamins he took.

That's for sure. Interesting. So many things could have happened. Okay, let's get back to it. So what happened in this episode? Lot of cleaning. So Rainbow's traumatized because everybody threw her into the bus. So Fraser's like, I'm dealing with it.

I just want you to trust me with that. All right, me, Fraser, who never tries to cause problems among my staff and who doesn't relish in every moment of a woman crying. Go back to cleaning your master bedroom that's taking you 19 hours! So then we go to Kerry facetiming with his son Sawyer, who's gonna get braces and Kerry's like, my son Sawyer's 15 and this year he'll start driving, so watch out people on the road because you're about to have an adventure! Being away from my family is the hardest part of yarding. I want to take him to school in the morning and get him at lunchtime, you know, and then drop

him off again after lunchtime and then pick him up after school again and then deal with the other kids who are like, wow, your dad's really overbearing. And I said, well, guess what? I want to be there for him. All right. So I'm going to ask him about his day and being there and hold him and really just smother him and really make him very, very nice. Let's be honest. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. It's really difficult getting used to taking your kids to school and then it's really difficult getting used to just being on the boat all the time, you know? I mean, here I just

want to be in carpool and there I'm always trying to pull into the tiniest spot I can just to prove that it's possible. I need you to call the distances of this parking space, Sawyer. God damn it. I know him every time. He should just be a bus driver, but he'd probably annoy all the kids. He'd be like, all right, kids, everyone be quiet back there. I need perfect silence.

I'm pulling into the driveway. All right, silence. Okay. I can't hear the calls. All right. Fenders out. Fenders out. I said, fenders out.

I need communication. Where your radio? We don't have radio. So shut up. I said fenders out, I need communication. Where your radio? We don't have radio. Shut up, you're all fired. Getting you a plane ticket. All right we're halfway through the school year and what I'm seeing is complacency. All right we can't be complacent we got a hold of half of the school year. All right so go get them him. Now, kids, you all got chipped. Everyone gets five jolly wrenches. So Sawyer's driving. Yay. We don't see Captain Kerry Instagram, do we?

Thank God. No. That I'd like to see. I feel like it was more, I'm saying thank God because I just, he'd be like, listen, I've learned how to make a tortilla. I like when they show like the young captain carry photos, like when they show them from like 1995, living in a share house in Australia or something. And he's like smoking hot. You have that like blonde little puff and uh,

all the captains are like really hot in their youth. Actually. That's my favorite part was when they show them like every single one of them, maybe not so hot. They are hot. Glenn had that Glenn had that big like fro, but like... Well yeah, Glenn has the best captain photos for sure, where every time they cut back he's

like in a disco club in his big fro. Yeah, he's living in a cave and say hi to nurses. So true story. So anyway, Demo is like, hey, can we kind of talk to you, Fraser? So he's like, Fraser's like, yeah, what's going on? He's like, so what you doing this evening? He's like, well, I was thinking that, I think we're going out for dinner at some point. You know, I think that's what the group is doing.

What do you have on? He's like, well, that's at six o'clock. And so if you've got time for a couple of drinks tonight, and then maybe we can meet up with the rest of the crew afterwards he's like oh oh good I get to be toyed with again for the fourth straight season in a row by a straight man and fall in love with someone again yeah he's like well De Moe and I did kiss he's a decent guy he's attractive but he's straight so it's a straight date which is not a date it's just a straight thing it's a thing we do it's a straight date, which is not a date. It's just a straight thing. It's a thing we do. It's a gay on a, gay having dinner with a straight person.

Not really sure what to expect from this, but I'm in, I'm in love with him now. So he's gonna go. And, you know, Barbara is checking on Celine and Celine's like, oh, I need your help because I need my best friend. You know, here in this bathroom, like he's very much Scottish right now, but I'm very clear with him.

I have more, but I'm more clear with him than I am with Jess, because I'm not very clear with Jess, because Jess is friends and sometimes maybe a little bit more than friends. She's a little bit more than friends. You have too many options. I think Selene just has too many options. They need to start taking away options from Celine. This is what happens when you cast someone from Love Island on Below Deck. They treat everything like Casa more and then I want Casa a less. Okay.

So Barbara. But now the whole show has turned into that and it's getting kind of annoying, even though I like Love Island, but this is, this is Below Deck. I don't need to see all the means fucking. You know what I mean? Like it's getting old now. I mean by like one or two storylines a year. It's, it is driving me absolutely insane.

I don't care about who Celine is making out with. And like you can put it, you can have it as a storyline, but please don't make it the central storyline because that's what we're getting. And it's driving me bunkers. I do not care about Jess or Scottish. Just like make out on the side. I don't care.

Let's clean up that spill instead. That's what I care about. Let's get this. Yeah, learn how to iron the sheets. You know what I mean? That's what I'm here for. I need my slutty shows in one corner and my made shows in the other corner. Thank you I turn to the slutty shows that like I don't want to turn on Love Island to watch them cleaning and I don't want to

Turn below that exactly. There's a reason we never have to watch them clean on Love Island That's not what we're there for they have to shut down that set for a whole day a week to come and clean it You know, cuz you know, it's all skanky and there's sperm crust everywhere. Like, you know, it's nasty in there smells like butt rot. So they have to have a whole day of people cleaning. That's what they need. The day off, they need to have the below deck crew come in. And that could be a spinoff show and clean. Go back to the fucking

I'm going to walk it back a little bit. I did take a huge amount of joy watching Huda fold clothes out of, for some reason on the baby challenge day, like solemnly, like really having angry, like, I can't believe I have to fold these clothes right now. She just had a pile of baby clothes that they just gave her to fold. That was a delight. Yeah. But you know, in general, no, let's just keep that.

Let's just keep the show separate. So Barbara is like, oh, exactly. But I think this is why you should think if you're not getting confused with this friendship, because that's probably what's going on. It's like, well, but Jess is confused, but it's mixed. You know, I need to watch my soul. I need to watch my soul.

And she goes, you should go to church for it. Yeah. Barbara continues to be my favorite. Barbara doesn't give a fuck and she doesn't care about any of this stuff. She's just like, you want to make out with me, maybe not make out with everybody. You know, I think Barbara's hair really does a lot of heavy lifting too. Like I just forgive like any trespasses that Barbara may have. I will just forgive because I just love her hair so much.

I'm like, I don't care. She can really do no wrong by my book. So she's like, yeah, I think so. Lynn, she's just very immature. And I'm sure Jesse is growing feelings and like just deserves someone that is like not confused about for, by the way. That's how I feel about it.

So now they're all getting ready. Yeah, but that's not very romantic, is it? And that's the other thing I'm feeling about this show. It's like they're making it like, well, I mean, I guess we're lesbians. So we'll actually like each other. I guess we should just do that. We're the lesbians.

There's two lesbians on the show. Well, I guess you're a hundred percent of my options. So let's go. Well, I think, I think Jess ultimately starts like caring about Barbara as just a mind game. I think Jess reveals herself in this episode to be quite the fuck boy, except she's a fuck girl. And she's just using Barbara as part of her master plan to retaliate against Solaine for making out with Skultish.

But Barbara calls that. She's like, no, I feel like you just want me because you're trying to make her jealous because she got you jealous and now you're trying to make her jealous because she got you jealous and now you're trying to make her jealous. So, you know, Barbara's too emotionally intelligent for this shit. So now it's time to get ready for the day off,

the night off or whatever. So, Daymull announces he's taking Fraser for a date and Kyle's like, I think he's gonna break up with you, man. He's gonna break up with you. He's a breaker up, but look at him. And I think that that's accurate. I think that's an break up with your man. He's gonna break up with ya. He's a breaker up, but look at him. And I think that that's accurate. I think that's an accurate read on Fraser.

Cause he did seem to enjoy it last week or whenever, when he was like, I just, hold on. I have to talk to my boyfriend who I dearly miss. I've only seen him five times in a year. Hold on. I broke up with that moron. It's over. So Fraser and De Mo go to Palapa Lounge, which that's fun. I love that. Palapa is a word that's often used in New York Times spelling base. So everyone take note. Palapa.

It's also very fun to say. I'm going to call it Palapa Lounge, which by the way, Palapa is the last name of those two birds, the secretary bird, Pam Palapa. Mr. Mushnik, it's Pam Pelapa. Are you ready for your lunch? It's a hatchery of Pelapa. Commercials, here comes one right now. Being an actual royal is never about finding your happy ending. But the worst part is, if they step out of line or fall in love with the wrong person, it changes the course of history. I'm Arisha Skidmore Williams.

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and Damo wants to know more about Fraser. And I do too, actually, because I'm curious to know if Fraser has one single human quality, like one single human ounce of emotion in him, because I really never see it on this show. So I'm curious to see how he is in a romantic setting. And it turns out he's exactly like he is when he's telling someone to clean a bathroom.

He's like, oh, really appreciate that. It's so nice to talk and not have to deal with the whole crew for 10 minutes. Isn't this lovely? I'd like a drink, please. Do it better. Do it better. This glass has spots on it.

Thank you. You call this a palapa? This isn't a palapa. This is just a garbage pail on top of a still to get me into a proper one. So then we cut over to Jess, who tells us like, oh, still he's come to me.

He's told me like they've kissed, but like, I'm sorry, it's Jess, it's not Celine. Jess, still he has told, last episode, Kyle just went up to Jess, he's like, by the way, I kissed Celine, which was a real kind of like, it was a real dick move. I don't know why he thinks he's still part of this equation. Like no one's even paying attention to him right now.

And he's still like moping around, like he's an active part of a triangle. The triangle has moved on. The credits rolled, sir. You at your point and the triangle has been replaced with Barbara, I hate to break it to you. He's like that part at the end of a TV show where the credits have rolled, but you keep watching it,

thinking there might be a little extra scene. And then it goes, then it starts that part where it's like, and now the French credits, and now the Spanish credits, and now the Swiss credits. It's like, oh my God, fucking wheel of time. Do I need to sit here for 15 minutes? It's 15 minutes to runtime.

And he's still just sitting there like maybe, maybe there will be something at the end. Fun fact that I wish I had known when I watched it and I found out later, Flo has a post credit scene everyone. So keep your eyes out. Ronnie, when you watch Flo, watch through the credits, it might be worth it. So Fraser asks if Deymil wants kids and he's like, I have two fears in life. One of them is stingrays. The other is being a bed, bed father.

Oh, for Christ's sake. Actually have a third fear is that I do become a terrible father to a stingray. That would just be terrible. So then Fraser's like, do you have a relationship with your dad? I don't really care. I'm just asking questions that the producer gave me. You can say whatever you want. I don't really care. So Dima's like, I do have a relationship. And he's like, is it not good? He's like, it's not great. I mean, hello, I'm on a yacht. And then all of a sudden Instagram wall. I grew up in a house with my old man and my mom and my brother and our pet Stingray.

And for my dad's first marriage, I have two older sisters and an older brother. And I have a sneaky suspicion that my brother and I was supposed to appease my mom who always wanted kids. And actually she said, I wish you were Stingray. And I said, but I'm a child. Aren't you happy you have a child? She says, no, I wish you were Stingray. And I don't really want to bag my old man out.

But what I will say is, in the second litter, basically he's saying that his dad never really liked him. Well, he's saying that his dad already had a litter of kids and he didn't want another couple kids, but he did just to appease the mom. And so he never felt like he was truly wanted. Let me tell you what happened. Your father had you when he was 50.

As someone who's nearing that, we're tired, okay? That's it, we're tired. And I have friends of my age who are still having babies and stuff. More power to you. Hope you can afford a fucking nanny because not one of you isn't tired, okay? And the one that does have a kid, he's doing a great job.

He has a lot of help though. You know, he has a lot of people surrounding him that can help. It's fucking exhausting when you're young. When you have a, you should just be grateful that you have an old person there who's not throwing remote controls at your head every time you talk to him, because that's what I would do.

I'd be like, catch that. That's why you were born, to get my remote control. Go fill up the Starbucks. I told you how to make a two pump mocha. Go fucking do it. That's why I had you, okay? I'm exhausted. Yeah, yeah, we're tired.

You know, they should rename it from retirement to we're retirement. So Fraser is, he's like, well, we all go through so much growing up, but being British, we don't talk about it for the rest of our lives. Anyway, so Deimo is like, so you think you're making up for lost time?

Because Fraser says that he didn't talk until he was six, which... is... that is surprising. I don't know about childhood development, but that is a surprising thing to learn. Well, I didn't speak until I was six vocally, but I was reading people with my eyes the second I came out of them. But I was judgy from the boom. I was spat out of my mother's vagina and I looked at that doctor and I said, really? That's what you're going for for facial hair?

You're holding me and you want me to see this first? Thanks a lot. You looked much more presentable when I was being held upside down by my feet, while being spanked until goose spewed out of my mouth. You really are one ugly motherfucker. Please put me down. Please. When they laid me down on my mother's chest for the first time, I couldn't help but stare off at the side and notice how disgusting the walls were in that hospital room. Could

no one clean anything? Could I please get served lunch on a decent table? I mean, what are these lumpy things that you've set me down on? I'm not eating out of these things. Please take Captain Sandy to the doctor. She's like, yeah, I've been trying to get him to do better tables. Anyway, everyone was absolutely impressed

with my ability to throw a concert in one day in the in the ICU. But I had to move on from there. So I didn't talk because I was so bored with life. So Damon was like, Are you making it for last time? Which is funny, because it's not like Frazier's a chatterbox, not like he's talking. He's not making up for six years time's worth of talking. And Frazier's like, I don't know. I still do a lot of the time, but I just have to fight through that and being gay. Do you understand? Are you relating? When I said that, did you relate?

No? I never want to show any of myself. I guess in the past five or six years, I'm getting to know myself and who I think I am and I've decided that I am wretched. And I think I'm going to stop speaking for another six years. And so he does say human things here. He's just not saying them very humanly. You know, like I'm getting nothing.

I don't know how to say it, but I'm getting that. Humanly, isn't that when you're being nice or is that just when you're being human? I think humanly is yeah, being maybe considerate, like being nice animals and- Yeah, yeah, so I don't mean humane. I just mean like human-like. But, and also-

Razor is a robot, let's be honest. He's a robot, yeah, he's a bot. So when he's like, and then being gay, I never want to show any of myself, what kind of gay is that? I'm not that kind of gay at all. I don't know any gays like that. Every gay I know is like, hello!

Yeah. Like if, yeah, if anything. World Secretary Byrds. Yeah, gays are like, I'm sick of not showing my real self. Here I am, world! Because like, being gays, you know, we are not very expressive.

We're not an expressive people. You know, we gays have the most trouble with expressing ourselves. Even though our Prime Minister Madonna has been trying to teach us since the 80s how to do so. Yeah, so, Rainbow. Anyway, bottom line is no chemistry on this date at all. Did you feel any?

No. I felt nothing. I felt nothing. I felt nothing. I felt nothing, but I was excited anyway. I was excited for Fraser to have yet another straight guy on this show, flirt with him. That's, he's lucky. That's a fun thing, you know?

I just think he did the only disservice. I mean, listen, if you're friends with a straight guy, it's your duty to help them. And you need to tell him to stop with the highlights. His hair is ridiculous. Help him. You're a gay. You were put on this earth to help people and you're ignoring your duty to help them and you need to tell him to stop with the highlights. His hair is ridiculous. Help him. You're a gay. You were put on this earth to help people and you're ignoring your duty.

Yeah. So now I'm in rainbow is talking to Anthony and he's excited because one thing we haven't really talked about is that they are going to be spending two days in a villa for their vacation this season. And so Anthony is talking about how he's really excited because we're going to cook together and this season is my redemption. Last season I was probably a little too weak

and this season I feel like I'm still weak, but not as weak, but maybe a little weaker. I don't know, mommy is mad at me, I'm weak. And Rimbaud's like, well last season it didn't go so well. She's like, I don't even know what happened last season. It doesn't matter because this season nobody will stop me. I love you. But I want my career to go up and up. And I'm not going to let anyone put me down this season, even not Fraser. But you know what I want? I want for you to

tell me everything that Fraser tell me about me. Maybe he's talking sometime in my back. And she's like, I'm not going gonna tell you what's going on with Fraser because at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And he's my boss. Okay, but I will betray you by going to tell Fraser everything you just told me. You crying lump of shit.

You want a piece of me? Do you want a fucking piece? I'm sorry, flashback. No, no, don't do that. Don't do that. No, this is not my weak season. Last week season was my weak season. So if you do that, I have to my... No, no, don't do that. Flashback to my... Don't do that. No, this is not my weak season. Last week season was my weak season, so if you do that, I have to be strong.

Last season, I trust him. I forgive, but I don't forget. So I want to know if I can trust this guy or not. Cheers to the storm. The boat will go down, but not the water. My career will go up and up and up. I will be known as great chef who will have meltdown over cooking hot dogs.

Okay. He's so crazy. Listen, Fraser probably did have something to do with you getting fired. I thought it apparently a ton of the audience thought it as we see in this episode, but you know what? Ultimately you got fired because of you. Like there, there might've been other helpers there and Anthony, but you still got fired because of you and Fraser brought you back and I can't even believe

I'm sticking up for Fraser, but he got you another job, so shut up. Just shut up, stop your fucking crying, okay? Go blame your mom like everybody else on this show. Well, Anthony, he brings his soul back out again. He's like, Anthony, I got fired. Bobby told me Fraser is not your friend. He makes you fired. I love Fraser, I love Bobby.

I don't know who's lying. Two of my favorite fictional characters, Fraser and Bobby, one psychiatrist, one icon. Can they be the same person together? What if Bobby had talking show about psychology? I can't stop thinking about that. One of them is playing me for sure. I don't know who it is, but I will find out.

Like you're playing yourself honestly. You are such a wuss. My God, for crying out loud. So now the crew goes out, they're at the Anchor, which I can't even believe there's a restaurant called the Anchor, seeing as how it's the main point of stress on this show. It's like, this place should be all trauma.

I think the waiters should come up to your table and be like, oh my God, you guys, what do you want? We might not make it, we might not make it, okay? Order now, you have five seconds. Oh, man, we're gonna die, we're all gonna die. Oh, we're fine, we're fine. Okay order now you have five seconds We're fine, we're fine. Okay. Here are your appetizers, maybe it's a restaurant that's a Sue Simmons themed Sorry, I didn't realize we're live. One of my favorite TV papers. I went out the other day, and my friend is dating this guy,

and he was wearing a Sue Simmons t-shirt. And I was like, do you like that guy? And she was like, I don't know yet. And I was like, you better, because he's in a fucking Sue Simmons t-shirt. Like, that's the man you marry. Like, I don't even care. Don't even tell me stories of emotional,

like, I don't want to hear anything. I just want to hear that you're in love with this man. Yeah, if you don't know who Sue Simmons is, do yourself a favor, do your research, you'll enjoy it. She's great. That's a lot of homework today. Looking up Sue Simmons, Secretary Byrd, you're all as Googles are fucked.

So, so Lane is talking about how, oh, sometimes I struggle to sleep with you in my bed. And Trist is like, okay, well, you know, Steady with you in my bed and just is like, okay, well, you know, still he came to me yesterday and he said that like you guys are still kissing and stuff. But listen, I just I just want you to know, you know, like I don't want still he to come to me and she's like, oh, they're still he they're still there. Okay, well, it's not the problem. I just I don't want to find out from other people, you know, like I'd like you to tell me.

You guys are not in a relationship. And well, first of all, he, it's more like, Stilly shouldn't be so messy as to go up and tell just that. In fact, if I were so lame and I found out that, that Kyle did that, I'd be like, I'm not making out with you anymore because you're messy and you're trying to ruin what I've got going on here. I'm enjoying making out with both of you guys

and now you're showing that you're unreliable. So no more for you, Stilly. Yeah, but she likes that. She likes getting everybody all upset. That's her game. It's her game. So Jess is like, you know, with Sosa, I'm playing with fire because I know she's flirting with me,

but she's also flirting with Stilly and it's a red flag, but you know, it's exciting. So it were who not us. I'm telling you, it's not, it's not exciting for the audience. We don't care. This is not exciting. Okay. I don't care what flag it is. I just Take that flag down. Take the flag off. Take that flag down. Take the flag off the pole. Another thing. Yeah, take the flag down. No more flags.

Take them down. So I think in this world on Below Deck, there's only a couple of gay people, right? Well, actually this is the gayest season we've ever had. This is pretty gay. But still you're in a situation where there's two lesbians on the boat, right? So everyone is looking at Celine like,

that's the girl from Love Island and she's like in little bikinis and she's like hot. She's like traditional girl hot but in the lesbian world Jess is one of the hottest fucking people I've seen like she's hot like she is extremely hot so to see her have any kind of level of insecurity because she's in kind of a different place than the gay world is so crazy to me that girl's hot she can have whatever she wants So don't let this tootsie play you. Move along, sister, move along.

Well, Jess is like, can I still kiss other kids' people? And so he's like, of course, I'm okay with that. Whatever you want, me and we being animals dog, voila. That's okay. Voila. So everyone, they all gather for dinner. And the other thing is because they are committed to the Instagram wall bit, that means that everyone has to get one. So here comes Hugo's

and his big announcement is I got into yachting probably like a lot of other people and I was traveling and I was getting away from life I had before and I grew up as Jehovah's Witness and I didn't sell. I called this. up as Jehovah's Witness and I didn't sell- I call this, I need to- I called Jehovah's Witness? I didn't call Jehovah's Witness, so no, I didn't technically call it. But I did, the second he came on my screen, I was like, this guy, when he was like, oh, I'm in an open relationship,

we just do whatever we want. I was like, this guy is from a very, like, you know, religious kind of family. He seems like somebody who escaped from that or comes from a very religious background that now is like, yeah, now I'm so open. Whenever you talk to those people, you know, I've been one of those people,

I am sometimes one of those people. And you start talking to us, that's what you find, religious fucking trauma every time. So I called that, I didn't call the Jehovah thing, but I was close. I just, I love that they just wedged this in here at dinner. They're like, who wants to get an appetizer? I do because my parents were Jehovah's witnesses and then I decided to leave the religion.

And there's a lot of, my parents have a lot of guilt and they think I didn't, they didn't properly fill things in me and it's like, I'm no, it's like, my life would have been wasted if I stayed there. Would, aren't you, don't you want to be happy for me? I'm like, do you want French fries or not? Okay. For real. He's like, I'm still traumat no, it's like, my life would have been waste if I stayed there, aren't you gonna be happy for me? I'm like, do you want French fries or not? For real. He's like, I'm still traumatized by ding dong.

Really, then why do you fuck them? No, no, the actual doorbells. They just remind me of my childhood. It's like, I'm sick of going door to door, so now I go dock to dock. So Fraser- There are no doors to ring, there are no doorbells on a yacht.

No doorbells in America. So he escaped when he was 17. And, you know, he doesn't feel like anything was wasted. He doesn't want to waste his life staying in a life that he didn't want, which, you know, good for you. That's a lot of pent up energy to get out, though. Good for you. Tell it to lot of pent up energy to get out though. Good for you.

Tell it to someone who cares on a different show. Good for you. Have you made my coffee? Is my coffee finished? Good for you. Tell it to your therapist. So Fraser pulls rainbow for a chat. It's very love Island.

Can I pull you for a chat? I wanted to pull you because it's really, you're really my type on paper. No, it killed me earlier because I saw you emotional and I won't have that anymore. And she's like, oh no, I want to apologize. He's never apologized. Actually, you should apologize to me.

And then after that, never apologize. Oh, you can always apologize to me. Just as anyone else. Boys, stop crying. I don't understand emotions and it's strange when you do that. But I want to apologize to you, always apologize to me. Don't apologize to anyone else. Boys, stop crying. I don't understand emotions, and it's strange when you do that. But I wanna apologize to you, but I want to. Please, please. But I want to.

I spoke for six years, so I wouldn't have to express a single emotion, and now I didn't like being around them whatsoever. So please shut up. Do your job. It's like you're working so hard, and you being second means you've got to put up with a lack of initiative, all right?

And it's not on us to get frustrated. It's also on us to hate other people and fire them when need be, do you understand? So I need another asshole in this position. So are you up to that? She's like, yes, I'll do it, I'll do it. Oh, by the way, I have your back. The chef was totally talking about you to me.

So you should probably go say something about that. I was like, oh my God, Rainbow, you were just crying in this episode about how no one likes you. And then you do something like this. What's wrong with you? I was like, oh my God, Rainbow, you were just crying in this episode about how no one likes you, and then you do something like this. What's wrong with you? Oh, I think she was totally, totally not valid.

Her feelings were valid. I think she was totally whatever. It was right for her to do that because her loyalty is to Fraser, and that was messy of Anthony to do that. And she was like, this guy's being messy. Well, she was just having a conversation with Anthony getting him to open up and saying, we'll always have each other's backs, no matter who's crazy on this boat or how people

treat us. We've got each other's backs. And then she runs right to Fraser and tattletales on it. I mean, that's, that's low. Come on. Well, because Fraser was like, not only do I have your back, but I have your back against your evil stepsisters. And so she's like, oh, he has my back even more. So, which by the way is a lie because Frazier is going to sell her out in one second. And he's going to gossip about her with the other two. Cause that's what Frazier always does.

But I think it was, I think it was like, you know, she was showing loyalty to her boss in that moment. And the thing with Anthony, I don't think that was real. That was, he, Anthony was using Rainbow to start, he was trying to start to recruit people to his side in a war against Frazier and he was being sloppy. I think it was- Well, I'm not saying he wasn't being sloppy.

I'm just saying that if you're like, we'll always have each other's back, everybody may mistreat us, but we've got each other. And then you run and tattletale on the person. I'm just saying- Well, I mean, what is that? Is that Anthony was the only one who was actually consoling Rainbow in the past, like? Yeah, it's like the only person that's nice to you, you just go and betray.

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