Watch What Crappens - #2938 Below Deck S12E08 Part 2: French Toasted

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So Fraser's like, well, Chef got fired because he didn't do his job. And enough of this blame game. It was old social media. And then we see tweets coming up that are like, oh yeah, I love Fraser. Right. He's doing too much here.

The guests didn't complain. The food was good. If it's not broke, don't fix it. And another one, Fraser is a hundred percent. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, my favorite was the one that said, if you've got time to lean, you got time to clean signed Ronnie Caram.

I was like, wow, congratulations, Ronnie, you got right in there. Yeah, so there's a bunch of tweets that pop up of people being like, oh my God, I can't believe you fired Anthony, Fraser's such a dick. So he's like, I mean, it just bothered me. Why get the finger pointed at me

for everything that goes wrong? I did not want him to go. Okay, well, you're lying now, that's a lie. We did watch the season, sir. And he's like, and I wanted him to have a second chance or a firm's talking to, you know? I mean, next thing I know, he's packing. Kerry didn't tell me he did that.

Okay, Fraser, okay. You played a part in it, but whether or not Anthony deserved that, I would rather Fraser was just stuck with, he didn't do a good job and he was fired. And it's not my job to go save him. I tried to help him, he wouldn't listen and he got fired. Sorry.

At the end of the day, you get no emotion for no emotion and he's not taking responsibility for not doing his job and for being fired. But like, if you can't see your faults, there's a really big red flag. So a lot of flags. Spoken like someone who's just spent a whole monologue avoiding their own red flags and faults.

Mm-hmm. Okay. So now they finish up at anchor and they're going back to the yacht and Barbara's asking Jess how she feels about Solaine. And Jess is like, it's fine, but I'm going to keep to myself a little bit more because you know, I don't want to get hurt.

No, no, no. So basically Jess is really upset. That's a lane despite their earlier conversation. Jess is clearly still upset that so lane was kissing Kyle, even though if I do remember the scoreboard, so lane was kissing Kyle first. So if we're going to play that game, let's play the full game. Shall we? So Barbara is like, she's like, I really like Jess, but I'm starting to see her as someone that I care about. And I think that there's something there. So, but so, so is my friend.

So no triangle, no, no, no. It's like all of you guys need to just, you guys all need to shut up and do your job. I just don't care about your love rhombus that you've developed. So now they're gossiping about Fraser's date and he's like, well, he's a great guy, obviously, and I get along with him, but he's straight.

He's a straight boy. And Barbara's like, yes, and straight people say they love you and then they shit in your face. They just poop all over you. It's so nice to see gay fellowship on this show because usually there's only one. So if there's any, so it's nice to see big gay people be able to talk and be like, God, fucking straight people. They use us all the fucking time for their bullshit.

And then they just dump us. Like, I didn't know it was that common. I think it is. I think it's very common. Or people experimenting or like whatever. That's, you know. Look, I mean, JoJo Siwa's with a guy again. Look at her.

Oh God, during gay pride month. I mean, look, she may be bisexual. Coming out of straight during Pride Month is a choice. Wow. Yeah, yeah. But there is... But good luck to her and her possible baby. Is she pregnant? My niece told me she thought she was pregnant. She's pregnant full of sound, because she does not speak quietly.

The ultrasound shows an extremely tight ponytail that transcends all sexual preference. God, I'm sure I'm gonna see what shows up as a stew on this show at some point, because I feel like that could reasonably happen. I'm not gonna be, I feel like it would not be out of the realm of possibilities that Bravo throws some sort of bullshit on us like celebrity, celebrity below deck, where all those dudes are like low level celebrities like Joe.

It's like Natalie from facts of life. It could happen. No, and I'm actually kind of looking forward to it now that I actually say it. It doesn't sound like as bad of an idea as you would think, except for the fact that they all may die. But other than that, sounds great. Otherwise, fine. Well, they can have Chip Chip and his cousin Chip or whatever the guys are that we never see, the officers we never see.

They can take care of them. Yeah, Larry, Gary, and Mary. I mean, please, are we supposed to really believe that Selene is taking care of this boat? I don't. I don't believe this. So Selene- Might as well have Joe, Joe Seba.

Everyone's gone out and Sel Celine, or gone home, and Celine and Jess are in the boat mess hall or whatever talking. And she's like, oh, I think I have some lummy in my leg. Oh, you know why I like you? I like you because it is so easy to speak to you like a friend.

And that's why you are my best friend. You don't treat me like a children. And Jess is like, well, I like you because I think you're hot and you have tits and an ass and also your bossy. You say, you say that tits, ass and tits. She's like, well, I think I just described Barbara. Now that I think about it, I think that is one woman.

So they go to bed next day, waking up time to pack for the villa. So Rainbow is, um, asking Jess about like the threesome. She's like, how do you find, hey, what are you thinking about this threesome, this Dillian Solane threesome you find yourself in? Look at me relating to you, isn't this fun? And Jess is like, well, honestly, she can do what she wants. I know that she likes me and that's enough.

I'm totally not insecure about it whatsoever. I'm not going to engage in any sort of bullshit to make her jealous. Absolutely not. Yeah, and then we see Captain, while everybody's at the villa, arriving at the villa, we see Captain on one of those like, wave lifter thing. What are those things where you fly in the water?

He's like, oh my thing, nailed it. Mini adventure. 15 year old probably couldn't do this, little loser. Adventure boards, that's what I call them. So there's just more talk and Fraser and Anthony are talking about a vape and Anthony makes a comment like you don't love me anymore and I'm not happy about that. I'm not happy about you. And Fraser's like, that's your problem sweetheart.

It's like, I know you don't give a shit about me. And he goes like, what's going on? And Frazer's like, all right, I don't know, but we have 11 minutes to get ready for Carnival. Because Anthony's also like, he's in his emotions and he's also drunk. So he's like that annoying emotional drunk for the rest of the episode. Yeah. And Frazer knows what's coming. So he's already being super bitchy. Like that's your problem. Whatever. So now it's time for carnival and everybody's getting jock straps picked out. Yeah.

Can I just say carnival sounds horrifying. If anybody was like, hey Ronnie, you want to go somewhere today? Pick out a jock strap. A lot of carnival on Bravo lately. We just got through Atlanta going to carnival and Grenada. Now we're in St. Martin carnival. You know, my brother, I think, is going to St. Martin this week or something like that,

which is what an exciting real life tie into the show. Isn't it, everyone? Okay. Has he seen flow? Has he seen flow? From Progressive? I hope he watches flow on the plane to St. Martin. He's like, man, I just saw an amazing movie

with real cat sounds. Did you stay for the post credit scene? Cause I missed it. Okay. So they go party and, um, Kyle is, you know, rainbow's licking, Deimos nipple, trying to like be one of the crew, you know, and, uh, she makes out with Kyle and dances on Jess and she's having fun, which is nice to see. She's like, this is amazing.

I'm having the best time. I'm so happy. So drawing so hard. It's like through the face of a nervous breakdown, but she's like like this is so fun. I am absolutely not triggered by spending an extended amount of time on an island. It's not bringing me back to any sort of childhood trauma. Kyle is just sort of looking around. He's like, Oh, I'm looking at some beautiful women walk. I ain't fucking bothering to look what's going on behind me. Because you

know, Selena is like making out with who knows who I think demo she's making out demo now. So land and demo making out now. Kyle, it's so funny because everyone's being slutty except for Kyle and Kyle's the biggest slut on this group in this group. But, um, but he's in love. He's in love. And that's why he can't do it. He's a one woman man. Yeah, everybody's making out, which I think is what makes it less dramatic. You know, like if everybody's just making out who cares?

So like you can't hurt your feelings like if everybody's doing it, you know, if everyone's doing it, then we get Celine. Would you say I'm sorry? If everyone's doing it, get with it. Yeah, everybody's doing it. So Celine is talking about her relationship with Dylan because Dylan changed, she changed me because I broke him, I broke him.

I saw, well, I did see it, I didn't listen to it, but I saw that someone got Dylan on a podcast or something and was asking him questions about this. And Dylan just shows up in the interview shirtless. I mean, that guy is just such a douche. Who does that? Who like shows up? He broke Dylan, but Dylan broke us because I swear to God,

I was ready to hang it up after watching him on TV. I was like, this guy, I can't anymore. He's the worst. He is terrible. And he shows up shirtless to a podcast. Like, who does that? Just gross. Oh my god.

I'm just thinking about all the cold cuts he's washed off in the other time since he's been on TV. Sulphides, sulphides bro. So then, Deimo comes over to Kyle and he's like, oh, before anyone else tells you, I just kissed So-So. And he's like, I clocked that, I clocked that. Don't worry, don't worry, I clocked it. I'm not an idiot lad, I clocked it.

And are you upset? No, no, no, if I was upset, I'd turned around and done something about it. But he also doesn't trust his ass anymore, he tells us. He's like, yeah, I saw that. Didn't love that. I'm not going to trust that guy anymore. So. Yeah.

Yeah. OK. Well, at least finally, a reaction on this show from somebody. So then, Demo goes up to't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that.

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I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I was just battered. I was just battered. I was just baited or whatever. Barbara's like, uh-uh, no, we're not gonna kiss. Yeah, she's like, oh yeah. She goes, oh my God, I was just batted. And Barbara's like, no, no, she's with my best friend. So don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me.

And so Barbara's like, oh God, Jess is mad at me now. Why? Why are you mad at her, Jess? She's like, I tried to kiss her and she wouldn't kiss me back. So hurtful. Barbara's like, well, I mean, if she wasn't my best friend, I would kiss you, but she's my best friend. So I cannot. I'm like, I guarantee you that. So lane, if it were, if it were turned around, sling would not give a shit. So go make out with Jess, go have fun. So

then, uh, but then just Marberto start to kiss and then phrases like there's so much going on. It's sensory overload. And since I know the audience is absolutely obsessed with everything that's happening, let me break it down for you. First I kissed Demo in the hot tub, then Celine kissed Kyle and they were a thing for a moment. And then Jess kissed Celine

and then Celine and Kyle have been secretly kissing. And then Rainbow had a panic attack and she was crying and she kissed her vacuum cleaner, classic love triangle. And then Demo kissed Celine and now Jess secretly kissing. And then Rainbow had a panic attack and was crying. And she kissed her vacuum cleaner, classic love triangle, and then Damo kissed Elaine. And now Jess kissed Barbara. Things are getting really messy. I'm like, if you have to sell us, if you have to sell us this in the middle of the most slutty moment of the season, it's not working. I'm sorry. I can tell you that. Yeah. So then we go to Jess and she's like, oh, I'm still feeling weird about demon so-so kissing. Maybe I am jealous Oh, no, but I think you know, I don't like to talk about my feelings. Guess who I get it from cue the Instagrams

from my father He doesn't show his emotion For fuck's sake is any parent gonna win in this one? Not a one. You all suck, parents. I hope you're sitting there in your car right now realizing that even if you don't suck now, one day in someone's story, you are the villain. Okay? Yeah.

My parents are very Africans. They don't feel it. They don't feel emotions. So then Rainbow goes up to Anthony and she's like, chef what's going on with you in a phrase? I definitely didn't just sell you out. And she's like, well I don't know if he's really honest with me.

You know my weakness is I trust people so much. My other weakness, I am not a very good chef. And that was the story of my life, trusting people and not understanding how to cook hot dogs. And also being very upset cooking hot dogs alone. I do not like to cook hot dogs alone. And sometimes I just let people, you know, fuck you mister, you know, like I let people do that.

Ah, you know. And three main problems in my life. One, trusting people. Two, tiny pants. Three, very large hats. I don't know. I do not trust people, which is why I keep my enemies close. I keep my friends close. My enemies closer. And my eyebrows are very,

very close. That's why they're so thin. Macro blade, micro blade. So he's talking about how when he left St. David after getting fired, I was not healthy inside and probably outside, cry every day, stay gone and depressed. And Bobby is in my head, she told me. And I don't know what to do. I don't know what to say, I just want to cry. Oh, fuck.

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so I was just telling Stili, I'm sorry that I kissed his ex-girlfriend. And she's like, what? Well, we were never going to let a girl come between us. And Cal goes, never. Like unless we let a girl come between us. talk about our kids because it was too fast. It was too fast. And I can't even like her because she's my friend. You know, Selane is my friend. So I'm not going to like Jess. So demo is like, well, she shouldn't be concerned about so lanes feelings. I mean, she's thinking how should all how Selane is not thinking about anyone else's so go for it basically. So Anthony is now cooking and he had this big plan of like, we're all

going to make this family dinner. We all make something we do together. And now he's the only one in the, in the kitchen cooking. Cause now, and now he's wasted and he's spiraling out over his own issues. So now he just starts screaming. He's like, where is everybody? Then what is this like restaurants or what? What is this like restaurants? Am I going to get fired from here too? Will I spend a day in bed crying? Will I make cry in bed?

Oh, I just have to make hot dog all by myself. Okay, that's fine. You know, sometimes as chef it's very hard because you don't really feel like you're part of the crew. And I have this feeling from last season like I was alone and nobody helped me. And it's a lot of emotion from last season between me and Fraser. And so I have all this anger that I should talk about. And the fact that I keep it inside me grow and grow and grow. At one point it is going to explode like hot dog left in microwave, but this time hot dog is on grill. So Hugo has heard all this. So he goes to Fraser and he's like, oh Fraser, chef just

went throwing his toys out of the pram. I mean, I came up to him and he said no one was offering to help him. I mean, just so you know, he seems a bit off. I gave him a pamphlet, but. I do feel a little bad. I do feel a little bit bad for Anthony because it's like, okay, we're all gonna like make dinner together. And then they just like all go out and hang out and look at the sunset while he's like, oh, in the corner, just turning hot dogs.

He's like, hello. He should never have volunteered to cook for everyone. That's his mistake. You should be like, I'm off. You're like guys, who's making what tonight? Something like that. But just, yeah, no one's going to follow you. I've definitely been in that position though. I was actually very recently in that position where it's like, I was like, okay, I'm going to, I'm going to grill these up for everyone. And then I grilled and

everyone just like stayed inside and you're just like alone at the party, just grilling and you're like, okay, no one wants to be out here with me. But you're like, but I did volunteer for this. I mean, what, like, I created my own disaster here, but like at the same time, you're like, doesn't anyone want to spend time with me? I want to make this hamburger. I'm alone with my hot dog, just like always.

I'm alone with my hot dog, just like always. So, Damo tries to talk Anthony down from the ledge, and he's like, do you know the saying don't throw the baby out with the bath water? And he's like, Oh, no, why would you throw a baby? Don't throw a baby. Do not throw a baby. You don't need this baby.

Why are you throwing baby? I don't know about the bath water. So Fraser is like, well, he's so he's obsessed like something has triggered, you know, like what's going on? And remember, like, well, he's been talking he's obsessed. Like something has triggered, you know, like what's going on. And remember like, well, he has been talking about last season to me for the last two days straight. He will not shut up, especially when I go up to him and say, can you tell me more about what happened last season? He will not stop talking about it. So Frazier's like, well, guess what? I'm not living in last season because I cannot do that. Even though I'm always saying how last season, I won't repeat those mistakes.

And if he talks to me about it one more time, I will have a problem. So he goes into check on Anthony and he's like, oh, is this exploded because Hugo is making food? No one really cares about food. No one cares about it. I throw my hat. I throw my hat. And Fraser is like, okay, but is there more going on? And he's like, yes, I forgive, but I don't forget the baby being thrown. Baby thrown in baths. Why? Why do this?

What do you not forget? Is it cleaning up? Because you definitely do forget about doing that often. I've seen your, Gally. And he's like, well, people have told me all day that if you're fired, it's because of Fraser. And Fraser's like, I will not do this. That will not, that's not my problem.

I didn't get you fucking fired. I merely recommended it. He's like, look at Marby. Marby's saying, he's like, I don't care what she's saying. I didn't get you fired. It wasn't working and you laughed. So Fraser's not having it. And he's like, forget it. And he's like. I don't get you fired. It wasn't working and you'd laugh now. So Fraser's not having it and he's like, forget it because you forget that or you forget this.

You forget this buddy. Look this up and down and tell me if you're ready to let go of this. He's like, I know, I know. He's like, you're fucking here because I brought you back to ridicule you all over again. I know. Because I wanted you back. I did not get you fucking fired. I merely said this is a terrible chef and everyone's complaining about him and in case we didn't know this captain we probably shouldn't have him on board.

But I was not the one who said you're fired. Please don't forget that. I know, I know. But Barbie, it's like what she said. Like she always told me you're fired because of Fraser and like I said no he's like my best friend. You mentioned Barbie one more time. You're getting five-year-old Fraser zero Conversation. Do you understand me?

Do you understand? Yes, but only for one year and then you talk again after one year. Fine. Two year old Fraser, four years of silence. So people are kind of laughing because They're fighting inside and Fraser's like Barbie said that I was the sole purpose behind him getting fired. No, she didn't say you were the sole purpose. See, you're twisting things to make yourself correct. Because if you say, Barbie said you were the sole purpose, then you can say that was a lie. No, she didn't say that. She said you're a reason that he got fired. And you were.

Yeah. I mean, ultimately Fraser's like, look, I love you. Stop. Stop. You're so insecure. I got you. And then they hug and everything is fine. And Fraser is like, yeah, it's like, this is all a lie. Okay. So, um, they come back to dinner and everything is fine. Everything is settled. They hyped up this confrontation for five or six episodes. Like, here it comes, the big explosion. And it's basically Anthony being like, no, but I don't know because Bobby says that you got me fired, but I don't even know anymore because of the bath water that I threw out apparently.

And he's just like, no, I never said that. I got you, okay. I was like, oh, so it's solved. The end. So now we go to dinner and they're like, let's play Rose on Thor and this is Bravo. Let's do, you know, what's your best part and your worst part of the season. So Celine goes first.

I'm sick. Well, the worst was when I finished work and she asked me to wash all the fucking toilets at one o'clock in the morning. And she told me Celine, you finished, you go to bed. And I thought, thank you. Goodbye. And rainbow goes, um, I never said that though. So I mean, I said check and then go to bed.

I never said go to bed. Why are you lying? Why are you lying? I speak, I speak, yeah, and then, okay, I speak, yeah, I speak. Thank you. Okay, I speak. Thank you. Voila.

Okay. So she said, maybe before you go to the, you go to the day heads and do the toilet and was it like wipe everyone's toilet. And I was like, Oh, but you told me I can finish. Okay. I speak. Okay. thank you. Voila. Don't lie. Don't lie about it.

You call me a liar? You call me a liar? You're lying. You call me a liar? I'm a liar? Rainbow be careful. You're lying. You're lying.

No, you are. I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar. No, I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar. I don't find it very funny. And she's like, well, I don't care. Me, I think it's funny.

And I'm not perfect, but liar never. Never liar. And he's like, well, I don't care. Me, I think it's funny. And I'm not perfect, but liar never, never liar. And he goes like, oh, maybe it's just a miscommunication. Me, you know, you can only move ahead by looking behind. That's not true. Who told you that? That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. You don't have to look behind you to move forward. You just move forward, sir.

Not everything is driving through that fucking small bridge in St. Martin. Okay. So once we could just look ahead. So rainbow an Uber driver or something where you're in charge of transportation. So rainbow's face, sir. Rainbow is like her face is all contorted because she's about to cry. She's about to burst into tears. She's like, Oh, so she gets up and like rainbow. She's like, no, no, I just have to go to the bathroom, guys.

Like, I'm totally fine. I just have to go, guys, totally fine. I just have to go to the bathroom. I just have to go to the bathroom. Don't mind me. So she goes off and then she's like, I don't need turmoil. I really, I just, I try to avoid it, but like, I feel like the other girls,

like take some kind of like weird pleasure out of making the other girls feel this way. If I didn't like have deep childhood emotional trauma, like I probably wouldn't even care. But I feel like I just grew up in a household where feelings were like not like a thing. It was almost like just as Afrikaans household, but it was like Dutch, which is sort of the same.

I mean, I can't wake up in the morning. Even today, I call my mom and I tell her like, hey, I'm having a really bad day. I have so much anxiety. I'm like, I can't breathe. I'm like really upset. And then my mom will look at me and be like, what am I supposed to do about it?

And then she gives me a strip waffle. It's so awkward. See, like the hurt comes from my mom will look at me and be like, what am I supposed to do about it? And then she gives me a strip waffle. It's so awkward. See, like the hurt comes from my mom. I was like, wow, you're the fifth person to blame your mother today. Also, your mom's probably sick of you calling every day, crying about some bullshit that somebody doesn't like you at work because you're being an asshole to them.

I'm sorry, but like at some point, you know, it's you. Okay. I already feel for your mother. I guess that's the point, that's what happens when you just stay old and recap things. You start being on the other person's side. Because I think like 10 years ago, I would have been on the completely different side.

And now I'm like, team your mom, shut the fuck up. I can't even believe your mom hasn't blocked your number yet. Because you know this girl calls every fucking day with something that she's upset about and triggered. I know. We are the same podcast that is like brazenly pro-Anwar on Next Gen New York City. We're like, yeah.

Huh? Give Anwar a spin-off, yes. Apparently here. You stupid chat. So Rainbow comes back. She's like, I'm totally fine, guys. I just had to like a diarrhea or something. Like, okay, well, glad you're back. I was close to coming over there. She's like, I'm totally fine guys. I just had to say like, I just had to like a diarrhea or something like, okay, well glad you're back. I was close to coming over there.

She's like, no, I just had to pee. It's like totally fine. Like I pee. I mean, sometimes I pee through my eyes. It looks like tears, but it's really pee. Why are you guys so disturbed? He goes like, well, it's like I pee. It's I pee.

It's because of childhood trauma. It's my mom's fault. He goes like, well, I think that's the most difficult part of the job because you're away from your family. I'm like, have you listened to what everyone was saying? I think that's the most difficult part of the job because you're away from your family. I'm like, have you listened to what everyone was saying? I think that's the why they're in the industry is to get away from their family. Good point.

Everybody's here to escape their fucking parents. And he's like, you know, and you deal with people that are different, man, they have different perspectives. And you have to make sense of how to live with them, how to deal with them. And you know, that's when we's why we get paid what we do, because we got to figure out how to live together and make sense of it all. Shut up.

Who brought this fucking guy? Who brought this guy? So now they clean up and Barbara and Jess text about their kiss and whatever they text. And then Rainbow is like, pulls Celine for a chat. And if I pull you for a chat, you really might type on paper. So Rainbow's like, I'm just like sad that you feel

like what you said happened, because I literally asked you that evening. I was like, hey, just check the day heads, then go to bed. That's all I said. By the way, what we did not discuss is that the flashback show that she said, guess what?

You're done. You are free. You can go to bed It's all over no more work for you, and then it's like five minutes later You know what I forgot can you actually wash all the bathrooms? Thanks Sweet saline vacation Thanks. Yes, sweet Selane vindication. That's kind of the most shocking thing to me about this season is that Selane is not as terrible

as you would think. Like I thought she was just gonna be a fucking nightmare and she's actually at least trying. You know, I mean, I can see the complaints about her and stuff, I don't think that they're wrong, but she keeps getting vindicated. It's kind of funny. Well, she's like, oh yeah, she's like lazy, but she's right about certain

things. And like really what rainbow should have said was you're right. That was shitty of me. I just had totally forgotten. I felt so bad that I told you to go to sleep and then I made you clean those bathrooms. But like, yeah, sorry about that, but they had to be done. It just sucks. This is how rainbow talks to people. She was like, can we have a chat? I'm so sorry that you actually think that that's what happened.

Crazy. I'm so sorry that the neurons in your brain have led you to think that this was your reality when it wasn't. Yeah, you crazy. And Celine's like, oh, you're a chaste story. I don't want to make big story about that. Okay, no big story about it. She's like, but I'm'll change story. I don't want to make big story about that. Okay, no big story about it.

She's like, but I'm really trying to be super forgiving with you, like I'll give you 10 minutes here, extra sleep at night, and you know, you're yawning. I mean, it's a big deal. That's a big deal. I'd never ask you for the extra sleep. Like Rainbow needs permission to be 10 minutes late to work.

Rainbow's gonna be 10 minutes late to work whether or not you tell her she can or not. She's going to be drinking wine in the fucking Butler pantry all she can. And she's like, but I let you do that, you know? And, you know, I try and I'm trying to be as nice as possible. And here you are yawning at me, you know? And I just I feel like it's not appreciated. It's not appreciated. And so, Lynn's like, oh, you know, I attitude, you're like, Oh, I give you 10.

I'm so nice to you. I give you time off. Like, Oh, so be grateful about it. Which is funny. It's like you actually should be because that's your superior. She's like, see, you're speaking to me like that. You know, you think I don't care about job working. However, so lane does, I think have some emotional maturity here in the sense that she picks up

on the fact that like, actually rainbow is not doing this to be like consider it like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Solana's picking up on that. She's like, you didn't do it because I needed it. You did it purely so that way you can act like you're not the bad guy. And you can say, I gave you an extra 10 minutes

and I did this, you should be grateful. Because it's not that what Rainbow is saying is wrong, really. I mean, Solana needs a lot of direction, but it's just how she says it, you know? It's just her tone. Yeah, her tone is just wrong. She's just, yeah. Solana's like, oh, this attitude, you know? It's just her tone is just wrong. She just, yeah.

So like, oh, this attitude, you know, like you, I see you speaking to me like that. You know, you think I don't care about working. I don't care about my work. I don't like my job. It's what you think. And I don't really care period at the end. I did it.

You know, even if I'm not very happy, I always did it. I always did my job. And she's like, oh. That's where Selena's wrong. That's where Selena is like, Selena does not do her job very well necessarily. Last week there was a whole. And she's like, oh. That's where Selene is wrong. That's where Selene is like, Selene does not do her job very well necessarily. Last week there was a whole thing where she was like, well, I don't have to like make this look that nice

because the guests won't even care. And Rambo's like, you should as like a pride in like your job. And she's like, ugh, whatever. And now she's acting like, oh, like you're saying that I don't even care about my job. I'm like, you literally last week were like, how can I cut your hair?

That's true, but wasn't there also a scene this season where she was like, and this was with Barbara, so it's not any gotcha for Rainbow, but where she was arguing with Barbara and she's like, but am I supposed to iron this sheet? And she's like, do you think it needs to be ironed? It doesn't look like it needs to be ironed. But you tell me to iron, so I need to iron it.

And she's like, no, you do whatever you think. If you think it needs to be ironed, you think it needs to be ironed. She's like, but you tell me to iron, so I need to iron it. She's like, no, you do whatever you think. If you think it needs to be ironed, you think it needs to be ironed. And she's like, okay, but you tell me one minute I have to iron it, and the next minute I don't have to iron it. So you tell me. And she's like, do you, you know, there was that whole argument where Barbara's like,

use your fucking face, use your eyes. And if it doesn't look like it needs it. So I think in that scene last week, I took it as Rainbow taking that and being like, oh, I don't think we need to do this one. And her being like, yes, we do, we do it needs it. So I think in that scene last week, I took it as Rainbow taking that and being like, oh, I don't think we need to do this one. And her being like, yes, we do. We do it every time. And her being like, what the fuck,

you ladies are telling me something different every time. But I don't know why it's telling me for Rainbow, because I would probably have a nervous breakdown having to work with Selaine. I mean, that could be true. That could be true. But I think just based on the surface of what that interaction was,

it's like, Selene would seem like she's trying to cut corners. I mean, Selene does seem like she's a bit late. But where Barbara was so- Why do I stick up for Selene? I just like her, she makes me laugh. Cause you don't, no, it's okay, because you don't like rainbow.

So, you know, the enemy of your enemy is your friend. But I think that Barbara knows exactly how to handle Selene, which is like, I'm not gonna try to be your friend. If you're gonna, you can try to start whatever you want with me and I'm gonna tell you just do your job and just do your job. I don't care.

If it needs to be ironed, then iron it. Don't bother me with it. I've got stuff to do. Whereas Rainbow's like, well, I don't know. I mean, you should just iron it. Remember how I told you you should iron it? That's how you should iron it. She's just sort of condescending,

whereas Barbara's like, I'm not gonna deal with your bullshit. Do your job. remember how I told you you should iron it? That's how you should iron it. She's just sort of like condescending, whereas Barbara's like, I'm not gonna deal with your bullshit. Do your job. Barbara's not concerned about looking like a victim. You know what I mean? I think the motivations are different. I think Rainbow is just,

everything that comes out of Rainbow's mouth is about being a victim in some way. All of her backstory is about how she's victimized. All of her time off is about how she's so exhausted, she's the only one that works. Everything that comes out of her mouth is that she's a victim of some situation where Barbara's just like, fuck it, do your fucking job,

you stupid idiot. And then I think Selane respects that because she's working with someone who's not, I don't know. It's actually really annoying because I was really looking forward to Barbara and Selane having bickering the whole season and then they stopped because Selane respect Barbara, Barbara earned respect and now they love each other.

It's nice, it's been a while I think since we've had like a gang up on the Chiefs too. Those are always fun. So it's nice to see, it's a nice trip coming back. So it's the next morning, people wake up. Oh no, we haven't finished the scene. So basically Rainbow just stops fighting. She was okay.

Yeah. Okay. Whatever. And she gets up and she walks off and she's like, oh yeah. You lazy want to be famous only to be here on TV. Dumb bitch can't even do the fucking job. I wish she had said that to us. So land space. Yeah. Me too. That would have been great.

That's what you should say. And like, what does Solanne say to that? She'd be like, no, voila. Okay, so that was the next morning. And they're going to go into a beach club. And so Fraser is telling Barbara that Jess has a crush on you. And Barbara's like, it's not true.

She's like, no, she said she wanted to kiss you to me. And then like her and Celine thing isn't going anywhere. And if it's going to go somewhere, the only way it's going to go somewhere is if she kisses you to make Celine jealous. So she wants to kiss you. She's like, no, but so so like, so she's like, no, well, I'm still in love with Demo, but that's not going anywhere either. Remember America?

So here's what happened. OK, so first, Demo and I, we went on a date, and then we also kissed, and then also like, cut to the next scene. Yeah, so then we go to Jess and Rainbow talking about Jess's relationship with So-So, and she's like, well, you know, like when I saw her kiss Deimo,

I thought maybe I like her, but I don't know. You know, maybe I can't even speak with Barbara, like I can't have a normal conversation every time I speak like she avoids me and Fraser's like no I talked to her go work it go talk to her lesbians forever go form a softball team together whatever stereotype you need just go do it live free live happy get a mobile home I don't care what it is just be happy my little dumpling. And Jess is like, no, but I like her.

If I try to kiss her, and she's like, no, no, no. And he's like, oh, no, but I'd be the same. But if you go up to her and say, hey, I feel like there's something kind of going on, is there or not? Tell me so I know where to go from here. And then it's done. Don't worry, it'll be fun. It'll be perfect.

Nothing bad will ever happen. So Jess goes up to Barbara and she's like, well, I feel like obviously, so soon I've had a thing going on, but I want to know, do we have a thing going on? Real smooth, Jess, real smooth. But I like that. I like just some bluntness,

because it's so rare, I think, in real life and on these shows. And Barbara's just like, listen, I like you, but I'm not going gonna kiss you just because I have a feeling you're doing this because of Solaine. And you're trying to make her jealous basically. And so she's like, but I'm not, even though I just kind of said

that that is what I was doing. She's like, well, but we kiss and then like, I'm going to my cabin and then you sleep with So-So. So, I mean, come on. And she's like, okay, well, that's true, but I'm going to move out of my room tonight. And there's nobody else I want to kiss who's within two feet of me. So let's kiss.

This is the biggest stream of bullshit. Like, yeah, there's no one else I want to kiss. I just want to kiss you all of a sudden out of nowhere. And when we kissed it was different because you were not so so. So it was technically different. And I know we speak about this the straight girl stuff and whatever and for me I think kissing a girl who's also interested in girls makes it a bit more real So I think we should kiss and therefore in conclusion, let's kiss like far as I fine Yeah, they make out they make out that's the end. Oh, I didn't realize I was the end of the episode Oh, I didn't realize that was the end of the episode. Yeah, we did it. We did it.

It just ended. It ended just the same way. Alright everybody, someone got some Pusay say. Alright everybody. We sure love you guys. I will see some of you tonight over at Amazon Live and everybody else later on for some McBee Dynasty. Talk to you soon. Bye. Later on for some McBee dynasty, I'm kind Bye

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