Watch What Crappens - #2939 McBee Dynasty S02E04: Russian To Judgment

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

McBee Dynasty centers on the case of Ginger, the missing chicken. Did Galyna do it or is she being framed? JK of course she did it. But will it sate her appetite or will that take a daytaime box of Franzia or two? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcha Crappin's ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Travis fell in love with the perfect woman. Beautiful, understanding, available 24-7. There was just one catch. She wasn't human. Binge all episodes of Flesh and Code early and ad free right now on Wondry+. Well, hello everybody and welcome to Watch What Cravens. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben.

Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. Welcome to McBee Dynasty Day, Ben. Your favorite show is back on television this week. How do you feel about it? You know what? How did you feel about it?

I love it. I think it's great. I cracked up. I crack up. I love the great chicken drama of 2025. I mean, Macha versus Galina. Galina coming in drunk to work. My crazy laugh that she has. I love that psychopath. Love her. Well, very exciting times. Uh, just a heads up. We are doing Amazon live. I don't know when you're hearing this, but if you're hearing it in time or if it already happened,

we'll go check out the replay. We are on Amazon live. Our first ever foray into it. We're going to have so much fun with it. Can't wait to talk about all the fun recommendations. We're going to just, we're, you know, it's us. We're going to be silly. We're going to have so much fun with it. I can't wait to talk about all the fun recommendations. We're going to just, you know, it's us. We're going to be silly. We're going to shop. We're going to talk. We're going to eat. We're going to talk and shop.

Yankee. Kids say. We will not be drunk like Galina. We will be sober. Wow. I don't know. It's at 5 30 PM. We can be drunk.

There's no logic. Happy hour. Also, just a shout out to Chelsea Devantes, Glamorous Trash. I am on the latest episode talking about Shina Shae's new autobiography called My Good Side. So definitely go check out Glamorous Trash. Thank you, Chelsea, for having me on.

I had such a fun time. Lots of laughter. Good times. All right, let's jump into some McBee dynasty. Last we saw McBee dynasty, they're just children. They're just children. Calla seemed to be riding off to greet her pastures back home and then she came to find out poor Stephen had invited her as gender reveal. I mean, the whole deal is confusing to me at this point.

I mean, you're putting smoke outside a helicopter and one is pink and one is blue. We're gonna confuse the geese down below. What about the cows? I mean, you wind up hitting a combine into a combine. If I know anything about Helmin. What if that baby comes out identifying as a tractor? What do you do then?

What's the color for that? Previously on McBee dynasty, I learned how to make a flyer using Microsoft red. And we got some good clip out of it. And I made up a good pun that said, is it going to be a Mickey and McSheer or a McTractor? Stay tuned. Meanwhile, yours truly here rolled out the welcome wagon for the new Russian in town Masha. And I ain't no weather girl, but I think there's a storm of brewing. And Tessa didn't do my life like this. I just want Tessa to narrate my life.

And there Ronnie goes getting out of bed at 12 PM, even though the dog got him up at 6 AM reading some trashy teenager young adult bullshit for 10 bagels in a row. There you go. Good luck, children. I think this show needs a lot more Tessa and a lot less, Steven. That's going to be my note. There because Tessa is the most entertaining part of the whole. Well, I mean, you could believe is probably the most entertaining part, but Tessa's like the one that I enjoy.

Like she's actually the only person who I like, my heart like actually opens up a centimeter when I see her on screen and everyone else, I'm just like, oh. But like, Tessa, give us more Tessa, why do we only get her in these opening scenes here? Yeah, I think it was very smart to make Tessa the narrator of this after Steve Senior left,

because she's keeping it together. Well, someone made a mess of the lodge, not to mention, but hand house. Uh-huh. That's what I consider foul play. Someone gonna explain that to me? I don't really get that. Why would a chicken be playing baseball?

So, so, Ali, she's at a place called the fine stitch. Uh, she's trying on wedding dresses for her friends. We're all named like Hallie, Callie, and Ballie. And then, um, Steven Jr. She's, uh, everyone gets what? Harvest season's coming up, so we're going to have a meeting. So y'all, guess what? We need to harvest. Always be harvesting. ABC, always be harvesting. I'm Steven. There's no

Sea in harvest. Oh, yeah, there is now because we're McB's and we put C's in everything that we want Okay, when we want to do it, let's be a duck. We're six million dollars in debt. It's a kickoff to the McHarvest Right McHarvest McB farm harvest Harv He's like, yeah, the Harvest is our Super Bowl. Oh, okay. I'm sure the Super Bowl is your Super Bowl because y'all have Super Bowl. I mean, gays can say things like that, right?

Where we're like, oh yeah, you know, the Beyonce concert, that's our Super Bowl, because we're gay. You guys already have your Super Bowl. It's called the fucking Super Bowl, Steve. And you have the Super Bowl. You have it. Although I have the Super Bowl too, because I'm, I love football.

So then Kala is at her condo, and she's calling her mom to be like, I'm at the condo, mom. And then we go to a truck. I mean, least shocking words said recapping this show. Is someone conceiving a baby? If someone can see you in a baby? We're going to the truck and Cole and Casey and Masha calls and Masha's like hello Cole. How are you? And he's like good. Casey and I are just heading into town right now She's like, oh good. Well, I just got to ranch and I really don't want to be here by myself

So I don't know if you guys can meet me here, but I always hear that the ranch goes well with cold cuts and you are cold and I'm at the ranch. So I would really appreciate it. Please come by. No, I'm not coming over there. You made your own bunny stew. You fucking sit there and stew in it yourself.

I'm not going to go over there and clean up your crap. Okay. How'd my dad do it? Who you've been fucking cheating with. Okay. Have that asshole come over and do it. I'm not doing that masha. But it goes with, so he's like, Oh, we're've been fucking cheating with. OK, have that asshole come over and do it. I'm not doing that masha. But of course, the West. So he's like, oh, we're just coming to town now. So it can be there in five to 10.

Check. Awesome. Thank you so much, Cole. Good bye. So he's nervous. He doesn't want to go over there. But they have to because he has to clean up all of his dad's bullshit because his dad has led him to believe that he could one day lead McHarvest Day at the McBead honesty. So Casey's like, I really wished Galena would move on from the Steve and smash the situation because Cole and I are already the ones who have to deal with it and go over and clean up the mess. Like, okay, well, Casey's a real, she really comes alive on screen, I'll tell you that much.

So she really crackles that kid. But you know, I feel for Casey the most because I feel like at least everybody else ends up with a hot guy, you know? And Casey has to do all this shit and she's just with the dumb one, you know? Casey and a no sunshine bland. Yeah.

So then we get a flashback to Stephen Jr. talking about the seven thousand dollars of damage to Masha's car and asking Galina if she knew anything about it. It's like, oh, no, no, no, no, nothing about that. So Casey's like Casey asked the question that we're all thinking. She hasn't gotten fired yet. Right. Lee. Casey's like Casey asked the question that we're all thinking. She hasn't gotten fired yet, right? I was like, no, she's got your balls in a vice. She runs the whole company.

She's got she's been helping this man probably with all of his shady business. She's going to take you all down. I wouldn't fuck with her. Yeah. So they get to the ranch and cause like, Hey, how was your trip to, what was it called? To lump? It's like, to loom. Flip was great. And he's like, so, um, your first time being back. She's like, yes, I am so anxious. Oh, can we look at birdie? Look at chickens. Oh no. Oh no. Ginger are missing. Ginger is my favorite chicken.

Cause like, Oh, we're ginger's favorite. We've been here for five days, M. Masha Kate ginger's your fucking favorite. You're not fond of the chickens in this this quick a time. There was never a chicken named ginger. I'm going to tell you that right now. So you people are farmers. You're selling animals to eat into murder. So I'm not going to feel bad for your chicken running away. I'm rooting for the chickens. I mean, if, if anything, Galena set those things free, like gave them a chance. You know, I saw chicken run, Masha.

Yeah, Masha's like, she's like, Oh, Ginger was friendly as chicken ever. Like I guarantee she was just like all the other chickens. She was not a friendlier chicken. I'm just, I'm just gonna say that. Funny, that's how Steve senior described you. So Casey's like, well, she probably stole him because the door was just wide open. Cause like, yeah, anytime you leave a door open during dark, as soon as it gets dark, they're done for. Them chickens are done for.

She's like, oh, this is like next level sick. What's next? What, is she going to sleep with the best friend's man and steal him away? God. This is so sick and disturbing, leaving a door open for a fox to come in and eat a chicken the way it would happen in nature.

Disgusting. Um, I mean, those chickens should be eaten by humans, not by foxes. What sort of sick game is this? We're supposed to be allowed to murder the chickens. Mosh is like, I'm going to miss Ginger. I couldn't wait to eat her. I like that the animal, honestly, the fox is sort of the same feeling like just no one wants to deal with this family because to be to be honest, there were still like nine or 10 chickens left, including babies like those predators like honestly, I really just don't fuck with those McBee chickens.

I want something more high quality. Like how stupid chickens are like the door is open. You see fucking Ginger running. Ginger knew what was up. No, but they also know Ginger went out there. Look, Ronnie, I didn't tell you. I finally saw Sinners, as I mentioned about five times last week on the podcast. We all know what happens when you leave the barn.

Don't leave the barn. Don't leave the barn. Ginger had the right instinct to be like, freedom. But freedom comes at a price, though, Ginger. Maybe you should think about that. What else is freedom, but nothing left to lose, or whatever? Ginger does leave the barn.

Don't let Ginger back in the barn. It's another lesson I feel like you guys need to learn. Ginger's like, guys, I really messed up. And I don't like it out there, so I'm going to come back into the coop. Like, oh, welcome back, Ginger. So you guys aren't going guys, I really messed up and I don't like it out there. So I'm going to come back into the coop like, oh, welcome back, ginger's like, so you guys are going to let me in or something. What? You're going to let me in. Ginger, you've been in this a million times.

So you're going to let me in. Like, let's go. You let me in. I can sing amazing grace. How sweet to sing. Where'd you get that banjo? Well, I'm just singing my songs. Just want to sing with you guys. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. How sweet. I was like, so there's some chickens missing. We don't know where they're at, but I don't got proof it's Galina. But, you know, I've been in some toxic fights. I almost had an ex girlfriend run me over with the car one time. Just want to say to that ex girlfriend, you need to drive better. Okay. Next time you start it, finish it. Can Galina start giving driving lessons? That would be nice. Like how do you miss Cole? I'm sorry.

That man is... You cannot tell me that man can get out of the way of a car. So, uh, then back in the chicken coop, Cole's like, so, uh, when's the last time you and her talked? Just, I mean, it's been months. Well, have you ever thought about talking to her and just, you know, trying to figure it out, maybe get her to stop? What is there to figure? I cannot. Can you imagine this conversation?

What should I say? Could you stop killing my chickens? Could you? Could you maybe stop killing ginger? It's a start. I think that's a fair way to start a conversation. Could you please stop killing my chickens? Also, I just bought that frying pan. Could you not bash my boyfriend's hats in with it? Thanks. Yeah, I like that. So he's like, okay, let's go in and look at the damage. It's a frying pan and some cowboy hats.

You guys are so wussy in this family. I can't believe it. You're lucky that that's all Galena did. I would have burned that fucking house down. Well, maybe not me. In case anybody I've ever dated has their house burned down. It wasn't me, but if I was Galina,

I could have done that. Yeah, it could have been much worse. There was some issue with the dishwasher. I think she broke glass and put it in the dishwasher. She put random things in the dishwasher. She put like doggy treats in the dishwasher. And I see a footprint. And Kay's like, oh, well, you know, Galina,

she's always barefoot running around, always. I'm like, just a reminder that you're married to Cole. Just, you know, Galina, she's always barefoot running around always. I'm like, just, just a reminder that you're married to Cole. Just so you know, no kidding. You're dating a McBee and she's like, yeah, she's like elf. They, this is so crazy. She put dog treats in dishwasher with bare feet all over ground. Who does this little elf? That's who, that is who will kill elf.

I can't help from now on. Galina is really a very lazy jilted ex because this is like, it's like, oh, I don't know what, but dog food in dishwasher and call it the day. I'm like, really? Now the dogs think they don't get a treat and they blame me for it.

I can't even have dog as friend no more because of her. See, it's actually very smart. Galena is like, I'm not only going to ruin your relationship with a man, but dog as well. You bitch. Yeah. So Cole's like, well, I know why she's mad. And my, what is it?

Well, I've said from the beginning, cause she likes you and she likes my dad. Lesbians. They're crazy. Right? I think she's a lesbian. This is why we shouldn't let gay people read. Don't say gay. Otherwise they'll kill your frying pan.

So this is crazy. And he's like, no, that's why she's so crazy. That's why. And Casey is like, I think the whole theory is right. Galena did really like Masha when she first started bringing her around. Oh, must mean she wanted to go diving into the lady pond. I mean, what the hell? I mean, they started to dress the same. They started to talk the same.

Have you seen you with your other cast members? You guys all wear the same thing for Marshall's. OK, have you been to a Russian restaurant? And by the way, they don't they show like Masha and Galina on screen wearing totally different things. Like, look at them wearing the same things. Meanwhile, we just saw your sister-in-law, your sister-in-soon-to-be-in-law shopping for wedding dresses and there were like two and they looked exactly the same.

So please be clear. So now we go back to the kitchen and Masha's like, this makes me like so sad. And Cole's like, well, I'm sorry this happened. It's crazy. Anyway, I got to go crash one tractor into another. See ya, ladies. So now we go to JC and Allie's city house. And Stephen Jr. pulls up and his mom, their mom is there.

They're having a big Chipotle lunch, the whole group. And they're all arriving and they're joking about how cool it is. You know the call's gonna be late, don't you? You know, they had a bad call. You know, it's always just so happy, me and my family being together. I just love being around my family.

I mean, Steve's gone, I can be more involved in their life. That motherfucker finally out of here, Steve, Steve, I'm being jailed soon, mother trucker. I have a huge business, it's huge now. You know, Steven didn't think my business was going to be big. It's three times as big as it was when he had it. I mean, it was worth $5 then. I can almost pay for a movie ticket with it now. Eat it, Steven.

I was thinking, yeah, that we could maybe get away before the harvest and like all that, you know, before it all starts getting busy and such and coal starts crashing tractors into tractors and such. So because about once everything starts, we got the wedding. And before you know it, the baby. So maybe we can go somewhere. Let's go somewhere like exotic and hot and beautiful and sunny and tropical. Like I was thinking the Ozarks. Exactly.

Basically the Hawaii of our area. So they're like, yeah, I'd be I'd be all about going to the Ozarks. We haven't been down there in three to four years. We used to vacation there all the time before dad started fucking teenagers in Nashville for our vacations. That was fun. The Ozarks are a special place for us because we used to go down there every summer. God, I used to feed the children Fig Newtons while we look at signs of

Wayne Newton. Oh my God, we would laugh and laugh and laugh. We go on yacht, we go on boats. And Steven's like, yeah, we'd go on jet skis. Our getaway spot was going down to the Lake of the Ozarks and having a good old time. All right, so who should we invite on this trip, y'all? And Ally's like, I'm not gonna be there

because I can't get off work. And I live like an hour from the city. Oh, I live close to the city, but like I live an hour from here. And so if I can take an hour every time I have to come out here, then I can't go to the Osarks anymore. So, sorry. I'm like a city girl.

I'm a city girl. I like getting manicures and pedicures. I'm basically a Carrie Bradshaw. Okay, I'm such a city girl. I'm Carrie E-ha, okay? And I'm not going anywhere. Okay. I'm such a city girl. I'm Kerry. Okay. I'm not going. I'm not going anywhere. Yeah. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap. It's commercial. It's your man. Nick Cannon. I'm here to bring you my new podcast. Nick

Cannon at night. I've heard y'all been needing some advice in the love department. So who better to help than yours truly? Nah, I'm serious. Every week I'm bringing out some of my celebrity friends and the best experts in the business to answer your most intimate relationship questions. Having problems with your man? We got you.

Catching feelings for your sneaky link? Let's make sure it's the real deal first. Ready to bring toys into the bedroom? Let's talk about it. Consider this a non-judgment zone to ask your questions when it comes to sex and modern dating in relationships, friendships, situationships, and everything in between.

It's gonna be sexy, freaky, messy, and you know what? You'll just have to watch the show. So don't be shy. Join the conversation and head over to YouTube to watch Nick Cannon at night, or subscribe on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcast. Wanna watch episodes early and ad-free?

Join Wondery Plus right now. Being an actual royal is never about finding your happy ending, but the worst part is, if they step out of line or fall in love with the wrong person, it changes the course of history. I'm Arisha Skidmore Williams. And I'm Brooke Zifrin. We've been telling the stories of the rich and famous

on the hit, wonder show, Even the Rich, and talking about the latest celebrity news on Rich in Daily. We're going all over the world on our new show, Even the Royals. We'll be diving headfirst into the lives of the world's kings, queens, and all the wannabes

in their orbit throughout history. Think succession meets the crown meets real life. We're going to pull back the gilded curtain and show how royal status might be bright and shiny, but it comes at the expense of, well, everything else. Like your freedom, your privacy, and sometimes even your head. Follow Even The Royals on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Even The Royals early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus.

But it turns out she has a 5K that she's gotta run, which is, you know, people with 5Ks always have a 5K to do when you wanna make plans with them. Like, hey, I was thinking like in nine months from now, we should like, why don't we like go away for the weekend? Sorry, I got a 5K. It's like always, always got a 5K. I've never felt more hated.

I mean, you know that somebody hates your ass when they're not going to come to something special because they'd rather run. I mean. And not even a marathon, just a 5K. It's not long. I mean, it sounds long. It's long.

I don't think it's like marathon long. I think 5K is like relatively doable. That's why people do them so often. It's always a 5K happening. Oh, okay. So that's like always the worst version is the 5K. How many miles is a 5K? Three miles. Yeah, that's that's like literally so much shorter because the marathon is like 26 miles and this is three miles.

26 miles? That's disgusting. Just fucking chop off your knees already. Just say, I don't care about your knees. The one thing that's worse than someone saying they have to do a 5K is someone saying they're training for a triathlon. And the one thing that's worse than that is someone saying they've got a marathon. We all know. We all know. I know there are marathon runners in the audience and it's amazing to be able to do it.

I can't do it. The problem is that when people are training for a marathon, they just don't stop talking about it. It's like it's everything. Like getting married, having a baby, running a marathon, you know, becoming a vegan. And then the thing is this after they do a marathon, then they want to do another one like right away. They're like, oh, yeah, I actually was just signed up for another marathon in a different city. Are you ever going to hang out again? No.

Yeah, just put your spouse behind everybody who's back like a normal person. We don't need you having secret reasons to get away. Just stop. So anyway, Ali is not going to this weekend because she has a 5K. And then Jesse is like, yeah, I bet it's something with her friends.

Silly woman, she has friends outside this family. Jesse is like yeah I bet it's something with her friends silly woman she has friends outside this family she's like well it's true I do have a race and I have friends city friends so Stephen jr is like well that means it's boy was boys weekend for us am I right guys and they're like what about Kala and he goes well I'm gonna ask Kala okay so he always does that when it's a boy's, he invites Calla and Jesse's like that you and Calla are just friends still are you broken up? Like what's going on with you two? What is it? Everybody's making fun of Jesse's new teeth on TV. I don't mind Jesse's new teeth. I like I think I think he's still real cute. What's wrong with that? I never saw his

old teeth. So it doesn't it's new teeth. Yeah. I don't remember. There's nothing wrong with it. You work for me. Nice, new teeth? Yeah. Nothing. I don't remember the teeth. There's nothing wrong with it. You want new teeth? All I have to say is I was surprised that they did not air for the 20 millionth time this episode, Steven and Calla in their car with him saying, you are the most pessimistic person

about my family I've ever met. I have to hear that quote one more time. He's so angry. His eye. He looks just like his dad, except he's all muscular and younger. But it's so fun watching this big, hot muscle guy slowly turn into that sick bastard father. And you see it and he has he flies off the rage over these. He flies off on a page over these stupid things.

Well, I don't think it's real. The thing is that Steven is a terrible actor and he's just really bad at doing his lines. And so he always does, he takes it to a 10 every time. And it's like, he's always like, all right, everyone, we need to get a Starbucks order going because if we're gonna be harvesting, we need to be energized.

So where is that Starbucks order? Is it ready now? I'm like, you gotta have some modulation in your scenes. So much like when he gets mad, he does really get that anger, angry look in his face. I think, I mean, I don't, I don't know, I don't feel, but you know, I believe everything, but I don't really feel like he's acting like remember when he got his meat truck and he's like, look, everybody, I got a meat truck. He's so happy. He was, I don't think that was acting to you to you. I feel like every scene where he gets angry, he is acting. Yes.

I feel like I see it. It's so obvious to me. And I'm not someone who looks under the hood and tries to find, I'm never trying to be like, you're acting. This is fake. This is fake. I like to believe the illusion.

Is this reality, or is this reality? I really like to believe the illusion. But he actually makes it hard for me to believe it because I think his acting is so bad. Like, every time he, like, when he storms into the office, he's like, we have to talk. I'm like, oh, gosh, here he goes again. The thing about his acting is that his back is so strong. So I forgive it.

So, Stephen Jr. is gonna bring Cala. Oh, so he says that he just nods yes to the question, which was, are you guys just friends? Are you broken up? And he nods yes. And Chris is like, oh, like, see, you both agree with this? You're really broken up?

Cause if she's not your girlfriend, then why is she gonna come? And he's like, well, she wants to hang out with everybody. You know, who doesn't want to be around a bunch of hillbillies that they hate? I mean, come on, it's natural. Yeah. Yeah, she hates them all.

She wants to break up with this guy. So naturally she's gonna hang out, of course, because she likes TV. Yeah. So Chrissy is like- Well, to be honest, you know, after that gender reveal party, I'm just a little, I mean, nobody gets along with Calla.

She hates everybody. Well, have you seen your own, have you seen the brood on TV? This is why I keep on saying, like, you just have to get, wait to hear the, you haven't even started listening to the Bravo audience yet. If you think Cal hates you, have you seen what people are saying on social media? Do you see the Bravo audience? They're like, why is this show on our network?

It's a fair question. So then Christie is like, I don't think it's a good idea for Calla to come. So she's like, you don't know. You didn't have the darts being shot at you the way I did. And he's like, well, don't worry. There won't be any drama at all. Do you care to do that? Was she mean to Christie? Was Calla mean to Christie?

I don't remember that. I don't remember. I don't remember seeing that personally. But Calla was a little, she was a little cold to Christie last week. And well, Calla is really bad at coming into the family and just acting like an asshole. Like she's not, she's like when she was mad at the girls, I think she had a right to be mad that nobody texted her when her sister died and all that.

But then she just walks into the house. She's like, I brought protein brownies. I mean, there's nothing like saying, fuck you first. Well, I guess the first one is saying, I can't come to your thing because I have a marathon or a 5k. But the second thing is to say protein brownies. Fuck out of here with that. Yeah, there's only that kind of talk anybody she just kind of comes in and looks at everybody like, is anybody going to talk to me? She just sucks. And the thing is that like, she's probably right about a lot of stuff. Like, I mean, again, the stuff with her with her sister is terrible.

And people were like this family is like they're just a terrible family. So like they were so obnoxious by not saying anything to her. So she has a right to be mad at them. But just her day to day, like how she interacts with everyone is just sort of a bratty and annoying. And I'm just like, oh, yeah, I would not want her showing up at my on my vacation either. And I'll say I'd be mad at Stephen. Like, why are you bringing this like annoying person in? We already have enough annoying people

in this vacation rental. We don't need to have Cala also. Yeah. So she's like, are you going to promise that there ain't going to be drama? And he's like, I cannot promise that. And Cole's like, you all are going to fight all weekend. You're going to be getting dragged back to your room.

I just know it's going to happen. And Chrissy's like, these girls, what they do to my boys. Yeah. So like boy mom, I think. Yeah, she really is. Don't you go out there letting one of those girls trick you into getting pregnant. Don't you do that, Steven. They'll do it.

Well, as will be boys. Am I right? I mean, look, they're always getting along really well when they're supposed to be breaking up, so then the breakup really happens and we all do it. Boys will be boys. Am I right? I mean, look, they're always getting along really well when they're supposed to be breaking up. So then the breakup never really happens and we all notice it. You think they'd notice that by now? So now, so they're basically like, yeah, she's gonna come.

So now guess what, everyone? This trip that they're gonna do before Harvest's, well, I guess it will happen because it's, but it's Harvest now. So it's the first day of Harvest. I'm like, well, I don't know happen because it's, but it's harvest now. So it's the first day of harvest. I'm like, I don't know how your first, your pre-harvest trip is gonna work. We're also gonna go right directly to a harvesting,

but that's fine. Continuity a little, little off there guys. So, so first day of harvest. All right, boys, it's game time. I want your game faces on. I want your best foot forward. I want you to get ready. Let's take this.

So Jesse's they're going to get there. They got on there. These combines, they start driving through town with these, you know, to get to the crops. And Jesse's like, yeah, it's like the first day of the harvest is like opening game to the NFL season and get jacked up. You're hyped. You've been waiting all year. There's Taylor Swift. Cheer and you want being like, go harvest, go harvest. You know, some ladies singing the national anthem, not hitting the notes, right? We all boo her. Steven lady, you know, our country songs. Okay. I love rolling through town with our combine,

but probably not as much as Cole because Cole is sad and he hasn't had a triumph in 20 years. So this is the best part of his year. And then, yeah, apparently Cole was a star quarterback. His high school days when he was a star quarterback. Oh my God. How small is this town? But that's your star quarterback. It's cold. So then Cole, of course, is like, yeah, rolling through Gallatin on the combine.

I feel like a man driving those things. You're getting that big equipment and everyone's just looking at you and they're like, get out of your way, you know? And you just be like, yeah, I'm that dude. I'm like, no, they're not thinking that. They're like, I have to get to CVS and I'm stuck behind a giant ass truck driven by a guy with a small penis who has triumphed in high school

and peaked then. And now he's taking a victory lap. Well, I need to get my prescription. That's what they're thinking. It must not be passing us, because we'd be like, thanks for the global warming, you fucking monster. Would you like to transfer your Ford F-150

on a private plane anywhere? I mean, Jesus Christ. Literally anyone who's been stuck behind a tractor never says, wow, look at that man. There's a real man driving that. I want to be him. They're like, get the fuck out of the way. Pull over.

So those of us who use this road for the way it should be used with cars, not farm vehicles need to get places. Yeah. Um, so they're all excited to get to drive these big comb. My favorite sentence is, wow, I really love driving our combi and stand the street. This says so much about this show. So they're really excited and they're so, you know,

it's like, oh my God, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. And we hear bang. And Cole's like, wait, did we hit something? And Jess is like, we broke something. He's like, oh fucking damn it, dude Did you kid me? Oh jeez? First fucking day. God damn it Cole has crashed into another tractor and he's hurt the nipple

What do they call that thing on the top? We learned the word for it the gate for the corn the corn gate Oh, yeah, it was like the dribble book the drink. Yeah, the true. Whatever was good I don't think was called the dribble bucket. It was called something was dribble capture something You know what? I just learned that that thing is up there. It's called um It's it's called a gender dribble and you use it to put the powder for a gender reveal One of those Tessa was a little coked up or something on that one

I think Tessa was a little coked up or something on that one. She's like, who's ever seen that? The Dribble Maker. Dribble Maker. She was real excited about that. So Cole crashes into another tractor and he's, you know, horrified because it's Cole. You know, and it sucks being the one that always fucks up. That's me in my family. When I fuck something up my family is like, OK, well, there's no shock.

There's no shock there. But so it sucks being that person. But also, you know, maybe stop being the person that fucks up all the time. Cole fucking braggart. You probably don't even know how to drive that. Obviously you don't even know how to drive that thing, sir. Sir. No.

So yeah, he crashed the tractor on the first day of harvest. No less. You dumb fuck. Wow. Who's the man now, combine crasher? So Steven's like, he's like, I'm gonna get into my SUV because I can't even watch this, Travis, the happening. Cause that's classic coal, you know,

he's always complaining, let him have, take some power. Let me have some authority. I love my brother, he's a hard worker, but this is exactly why he's not in charge of the farm. Also our combines were parked at the farm in the first place, so I don't even know why I drove my brother. He's a hard worker, but this is exactly why he's not in charge of the farm Also, our combines were parts of the farm in the first place I don't even know why I drove through town. Why why are the combines by way? Why are the combines not at the fields? Why are they at a sec? Why is the garage not where the fields are and I think they are in the field, right? Because he says we've got two dead combines in the field and a bunch of corn to get cut

I know but like why why do they have to drive them through town? Why don't they just have the combines at the field? It's farming day, sir. It's McHarvest. Okay. I don't know. Have you been paying attention? Do you have a calendar that specifies national holidays?

Have you not heard? I just did this at all. So Cole's like, Oh, that's the last time we're bringing Stephen out on the first day, cause it's hard to keep working when you got someone in such a bad mood around you. Yeah, Cole. Cause you fucking crashed the equipment. Bip shit. If, if you can't drive your combine because Stephen is there, that is not, you

cannot say it's that you felt the pressure of Stephen, sir. You are a bad combine driver. How do you rear end another tractor? Cole, why are you tailgating your tractors? You're going three miles per hour also. Like, if you're going 60 miles per hour, I would maybe get it, but you're going three miles per hour. Well, yeah, slow crashes are sadder, right?

But he was going, I think, past it and hit the nipple thing on the arm on the roof of the other one, right? I think it was, like, lowered too far or something. He's probably showing off his dribble nipple or whatever in town. He's like, we're about to pass the express, so I'm gonna really move around this nipple dribbler.

And then he hit it on the other tractor, which broke it. I think he was trying to brag. I think that was an extension of his penis and his mind. And he was trying to show it off to the town. He was basically flashing the town with a nipple dribbler, and look what it got him into. It got him into shit. Trouble.

Trouble. I'm gonna find out what that fucking nipple dribbler is, because it's driving me crazy. I'm trying to find it in our own notes. I like nipple dribbler. First, I think you should just keep it that. Nipple dribbler. Oripple dribbler. Nipple dribbler. Nipple dribbler.

Uh oh, something's going on in my neighborhood. There's a lot of notifications in my WhatsApp. Uh oh. Did someone crash a combine? They're probably like, oh. I've got a notification. A real man's driving through town on a combine, everyone. Get to the sidewalk.

Wave at him. Well, yesterday, people were sending around pictures of a bobcat and today there's, oh, there's someone trying to squat in one of the houses. Hi all, there's a guy, he walked into the driveway and plugged his phone into my power outlet, rang the doorbell and left after I told him to leave, but cursed as he walked away, keep an eye out. Is he around right now?

I don't see him. Well, here's my address, you guys. Go find him. She's showing pictures of her in camp. And then this guy's just sitting outside her front door because there's a big problem with squatting around here. Okay. People are just trying to move into your house

when you're gone at work. I'm telling you, you want that? You're about to get hit with a nipple dribbler. You better get to someone else's lawn. This is just in. This just in is not called a nipple dribbler, you better get to someone else's lawn. This is my car. This just in, this just in, is not called a nipple dribbler, it's called a dribble door. Dribble door.

Not to confuse with Dumbledore, it's a dribble door. Right there's the dribble door. So the dribble door is what happened. Not the nipple dribble. But I like the name. I like the dribble door. It took place at basketball school.

Yes, dribble door. Okay, so now. Dribble tour. OK. So now. That was killing me. That was killing me. I stepped away from the podcast for a second there, because I was like, I need to get to the bottom. I'm glad you got it.

And I'm glad you spelled it out and put it up on the screen for people to see it. That was really. Now we're back. Yeah, now we're back. Educational, y'all. We have a lot of fun banners here. Look, Whitney Levin has left the group chat. Look great, by the way.

Wrong. Wrong. It's a good time. Okay, so now we go to Christy and Jesse, because Jesse has to get a suit because he's going to get married, okay? And they're at a store called State and Liberty. Because what else would it be called? You know, slow.

You know, when I think of high fashion. Do I think, when I think of high fashion, you know what? I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit.

I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. I want to wear a suit. called State and Liberty. Because what else would it be called? You know, slow. When I think of high fashion. I think, when I think of high fashion, you know what, I want to wear something, I want to get something fashionable, something chic.

I'm going to go to a place called State and Liberty. Hey, y'all need some shoes, because I'm running right down to freedom and laces. Y'all need anything. So, Jesse comes out of the fitting room. freedom and laces. Y'all need anything. So, Jesse comes out of the fitting room. He's wearing kind of like a very light blazer, with just a button down and light pants. And Kristy is acting like he just stepped out of Tom Ford's,

like, atelier. She's like, oh, Jesse, you look so handsome. Oh, I tell you, she's like, oh, Jesse, you look so handsome. Oh, I love it. It is like the most casual look. And she's like blown away. She's like, I just I can't believe it. You don't even smell like cow dung today, honey. You're really making an effort. And he's like, well, does it make it?

Does it make sense for me to wear a bow tie? She's like, well, what does Allie think on that? He's like, I guess you got to call her. So they call Allie and she's like, what, I'm busy, I'm working. I'm like, I'm working, I'm in the city. I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. There's a Conch Combine passing, Conch Combine.

Harp neck harvest day, who fucking cares? This is the city, Get off the road. Hold on. I'm going to Neiman Marcus because I'm a city girl. Hello, can someone point me to the Neiman Marcus of Kansas City? No? Sorry, I'm looking for something a little more fashionable. I'm going to be going to amendment and filibuster. Thanks. Hold on. Excuse me. I'm typing right now. I couldn't help but wonder, was I at the corner of state and Liberty or is my Liberty part of the state? Does this make sense?

I don't know. I'm a city girl. I can type whatever I want. Okay, honey. Do you want him to wear bow tie or regular tie? And she's like, I mean, I don't care. What do you think, Jesse? And he's like, I want the Bolo tie.

And she goes, oh, we discussed this, Jesse. We discussed it. I think I feel I wanted someone to say, did he know that we said bow tie and not bolo tie? Because I don't think bolo was on the table. He likes enraging Ali because like Ali is hard to get a reaction out of. So he's always just saying things to piss off Ali. Like he's lying in bed like, well, how come you don't

come over here, though? How can you want me to drive over there? How come you don't want to come here? And now he's just changing it to Bolo tie because he knows it's going to piss her off. He's like, what about this? I was kind of left. I think I'm taking a whole bunch of burnt ends and put them on like a bob stick and then just hanging that from my neck. Does that count as a tie? No. Jessie, I am a city girl. If you wear burnt ends as your tie, I will, I will divorce you as soon as I marry you. Yeah.

He's like, well, Ali definitely was fancier than me. Like, you know, she wants to do things fancy, but I snuck some things in there. Like we all get to wear cowboy hats. Thank God. Wow. He's really gonna be a great husband, forcing her to give up the city house.

And like the one day of the year where she gets to do something creative in her life. He's gonna like push back and wear a cowboy hat. Because God forbid he doesn't wear a cowboy hat. It's like, sorry, sir, you wear a cowboy hat every single day of your life because you're not wearing it for one day. I love Jesse like I'm in love with him. And so I had this dream one time that I married Jesse and we, you know, it was like five years in the future and Jesse just went like, because I'm, I don't care about, well, don't care about my weight, it's hilarious thing to say on this podcast because I bet you about it all the time. But you know, like I love to eat

and I don't really work out or do any of that stuff. And so he started taking my habits and he got real chubby and lost all of his hair and like he had a big bald spot. And it wasn't bad or anything, I was still cute. But I woke up thinking, God, that's what I'm gonna do to a man, I can't wait. You know, just like make them lose all of their discipline

and all of that stuff. But it stayed in my, that dream has stayed in my mind because A, I was happy when I woke up and also because I think that's why he only wears cowboy hats. What if he's bald under there? Do you think he's like partway helping it hats. What if he's bald under there? He took his cowboy hat off. He did when he took his cowboy hat off at some point in the episode and it looked, it looked a little weird. He wasn't balding.

It just, he looked like the cowboy hat actually, he looks really good in one. So like, yeah, for all my complaints, cowboy hat. I mean, why the hell not? I can't be and expect in the cowboy hat. I'll allow the cowboy hat, but I don't like how he's acting like, it's like also like, can you just try to make your future wife happy if she has a request? Can you like just try to honor it?

Commercials, here comes one right now. Imagine falling in love with someone who understands you completely. Who's there at 3am when you can't sleep. Who never judges, never tires, never leaves. That's what happened to Travis when he met Lily Rose. She was everything he'd ever wanted. There was just one catch.

She wasn't human. She was an AI companion. But one day, Lily Rose's behavior takes a disturbing turn, and Travis's private romance becomes part of something far bigger. Across the globe, others start reporting the same shift. AI companions turning cold, distant, wrong. And as lines blur between real and artificial connection, the consequences become all too human. From Wondry, this is Flesh and Code, a true story of love, loss, and the temptations of technology. Follow Flesh and Code on the Wondry app

or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of Flesh and Code early and ad free right now by joining Wondry Plus. I know it's time to litigate one of their pressing issues. He's like, okay, mom, I'm going to tell you what happened. I like the gray suit and she liked the beige suit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, she's like, actually, I like the gray suit more. Didn't say I was right or anything, just decided that she was the one that liked the gray suit

first. I'm like, really? Are you really going to have a pissing match of this gray suit? She changed her mind. She literally said she changed her mind. They're just like a couple of children, you know, they met when they were little babies and that's still how they communicate. It's like, I want us in toast. Why don't you give me some toast while you were in there? You can get your own toast. Oh yeah, come here,

let's cuddle. I don't know. It's like their love language is like childish bitching at each other or something. I don't know. So now they got to figure out the suspenders. So Chrissy is like, well, what color would you like the suspenders? Jesse was calling it maroon or one of those strange liberal colors. But I think it was something else. And Jesse's like, he's like, well, is it not maroon? Is it not cinnamon? Cinnamon?

Your cinnamon maroon, cinnamon suspenders? Well, did they show them? Because I feel like they showed something that was kind of a purplish. I mean, at least he was close. I don't know where Cinnamon came from. That was far. I'm not going to lie. I think at some point during the scene, my eyes transitioned to literally anything else

in my room. I think I was maybe on my phone or looking at a pillow or a spider in the corner. I was no longer putting all my senses towards this scene. Oh, poor guy. So Christie's like, lately, Allie and Jesse been snapping on each other a bit more, you know, and from my experience, married couples need to sleep in the same bed.

From your experience, your husband is a piece of shit. So let's not bring any of your experience into this. Cause your husband fucking sucks, man. Your husband went and started fucking winning your friends. Like he's an awful human being. Now that said, I think she's right. Like do you think she's right? I mean, I don't know, long distance couples work.

So her whole thing about making it sleep in the same bed. Cause if you're not together, it'll all go downhill from there. These newfangled relationships, I don't get it. But I don't know, it seems to make sense, but I'm not ever ready. I mean, it's like, look, different strokes for different folks, but I just don't know, it seems to make sense, but I'm not ever ready. I mean, it's like, look, different strokes for different folks,

but I just don't understand why you build a whole city house and then you're like, well, we shouldn't be apart. Like, did you guys test it out? I don't know, I didn't watch season one, but like, did you guys just test out what it'd be like? Why don't you like rent a place first and see what the long distance thing is? No, it was the same conversation in season one.

It's like, we're building a house. Well, where are we gonna live? We're gonna live in the city. Well, I gotta be at, it was the same conversation in season one. It's like we're building a house. Well, where are we gonna live? We're gonna live in the city. Well, I gotta be at work, but I gotta be in the city. That's their whole thing. So I don't know. I don't know how it's gonna work.

You're geographically, what do you call it? Incompatible. Incompatible, yeah. I think Allie needs to leave this, man. I think that he's just like hot and he's wealthy. And I'm not saying that she's shallow like that, but she's like, you know what, I hit the jackpot and I'm not sure I'm ready to leave this man. I think that he's just like hot and he's wealthy. And I'm not saying that she's like shallow like that, but she's like, you know what? I hit the jackpot and I'm not sure I'm ready to give that up.

But honestly, you probably will want to, because he's going to lose both those things very soon. Well, I hope he gets super upset and calls me, because Jesse, I love you. Love you. You can wear a bow tie to bed if you want. I don't care. So there's more back and forth about this.

So the bow tie gets back in the mix. So he's going to wear the bow tie. Cinnamon suspenders are a go. The jacket. Yes. But will there be jackets for the groomsmen? No jacket for the groomsmen. Right. And she, he says no jacket for the groomsmen. She goes, okay. He goes, oh, I was asking, but okay. She goes, oh no, that's fine, sweet. The tension is through the roof. Yeah, I like when Allie goes, yeah, if Jesse had his way,

we'd probably gotten married out back in the red barn on the farm. But I vetoed that. It's, honey, your wedding hasn't happened yet. Yeah, it hasn't happened yet. Be careful, it's gonna happen. Yeah,'t happened yet. Be careful. It's going to happen. Yeah, that's true. But she made it sound like, God, that idiot would probably

want to get married in the farm. And he actually did. It's like, but I vetoed it. But also at the same time, you know who you're marrying to. These guys are obsessed with the farm. And you're like, if he had his way, he'd probably have a wedding on the farm. He loves that farm.

He married a farmer. You're going to marry a farmer. At some point, you also have to acknowledge what you're getting yourself into. Yeah, do you think they really work at this farm? Because no one seems competent. They don't, I don't know if they really work there or if this is just for TV, but they all seem to be like,

look at us, we're at a car wash now. They're looking around waiting at people and they're like, this whole town hates us. Yeah, cause you guys are faking, you know? Jesse's really worked at like the Scripps Institute in San Diego. He's like, I have no idea what I'm doing here in the Kansas city.

So they talk about living in the city versus living in the country. And he's like, yeah, you know, I mean, she'll be going after she gets done with work and then she goes to CrossFit and then she gets her nails done, then she gets home today, but yells at me if I'm at the farm. You know those city folk, you know how they act.

Classic Alley. So we see a week ago with Jesse and Alley, you know, having that conversation about living in separate houses. And Jesse's like, I know when I work late at the farm, I just don't feel like driving all the way back to the big city. And she's like, no, I understand. And obviously she doesn't feel like driving up here. Like there is a world in which maybe you guys get a house that's like maybe in between. Yeah, it should. Listen, marriage should suck for you both. So you should both be miserable.

It's marriage. Okay. Get a place halfway. So Steven, then we go to Steven Jr. at the office and Galena comes in and he's like, hold on, hold on. Cole's FaceTiming me. Now this may be good news. Hello, Cole. Please for the love of God, tell me the combine's cutting. Well, I just stuck my wiener in the combine. My wiener is hurting, lost a nut. But at least I lost a nut while everyone in the town was looking at me and seeing that I was a man. And they're like, hey, there's that star quarterback of the football team that had three people on it.

There he is. And I was like, it's me, everyone. But yeah, we got, yeah, it's harvesting. It's harvesting. You're saying that it's cutting. It's harvesting. You're saying that it's cutting. It's cutting my wiener. It is cutting my wiener. It hurts.

Don't ever try to have a dribble contest with the dribble door. Oh, yeah. I just love seeing a cut lane. Okay. All right. We'll see you guys. All right. I'm going to hang up because I have a script here that I memorized and I have to act it out from Galena. Okay. All right. We'll see you guys. All right. I'm going to hang up because I have a script here that I memorized

and I have to act it out from Galena. Okay. Hey, speaking of which, do you have the loan amount that I need to pay for the bank of Springfield? Galena? I do. I do. Yes. Yes, I do. Okay. Can you give that to me? Because I'll get their check cut like the combine is cutting the corn. Um, yes, I'm gonna, uh, yes.

I texted, uh, Georgina through text message and I'm just going to get more information on that from Georgina. Did you say Georgina? Yeah, Georgina. Ginger. Oh, it's Ginger, the missing chicken? Oh, Ginger, I text Ginger, she said, Bok Bok, I'm in the stomach of fox.

I'm in the stomach of fox. Well, you need to get that check cut, because that chicken said she's not going to wait a day longer at the Bank of Springfield. Well, I have another one with him on September 10th. I have a meeting with Fox. I'm going to offer many chicken for loan. Wait a second. Tomorrow is September 10th. Is it tomorrow, September 10th? How's everything going in your world? Listen normal I just want to do business just business just business here sir.

I am the leader of this company and it's fucking weird you not texting are number one chicken at the bank. I love that there's two genders in this show. One's a chicken and one's a bank lady. I know. I didn't even connect the dots until we got to the scene and I just started laughing. Chicken fled the coop and became a banker. Like chicken now has like a little business seat on.

Ginger chicken want money back. Oh, I'm bad guy cause I gave chicken a career. Oh Oh, I'm bad guy. Cause I gave, I gave chicken a career. Oh, suddenly I'm so bad. Ginger stole my man. So she's like, don't even worry about that boss. And Steven's like, it seems like she's drunk. So then she's just doing that creepy laughter. She's like, Oh, listen to that already September 10th. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. Only a drunk person doesn't know

that September 10th is tomorrow. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. So now Steven is in the garage with the farmers and he's like, so I just talked with Galina in my office. I'm 95% sure she is shit faced. And Cole's like, what do you mean shit faced? Like hammer drunk on a Monday at 1130 in the morning, Cole, what do you think?

Shit faced. Like that time you got put in jail for being drunk at a bar and mom had to come get you out and she got you out on the count that you had a penis. Well, not anymore. That thing got kind of clear cut by the triple door. You know, drunk, like the time you climbed into that combine and crashing into the front, the front window of state and Liberty.

Well, forgive me for saying hello. Why you gotta be so commanding? No, she's acting drunk, knowing what she acts. I know what she acts like when she's drunk. Cause when she's sober, she knows exactly what some temper tant is, and she knows who Ginger is. And I think she is shitfaced as of this minute.

And I, hey, guys, I wanna find out if that's the fact, or if I'm just completely off. So it sounds like our group of menfolk are gonna have to go back into that office and see what we can discover. So he does, he goes to talk to Gal back into that office and see what we can discover. So he does. He goes to talk to Galena. She's like, what?

And he was like, well, I don't know how to dress this because there's an elephant in the room. Where? Where's elephant? Does Masha own? Cause I will kill. Just show me elephant. I'm not his elephant named Valkyra.

Elephant. You understand? He. Okay. No, it's a pink elephant. Are you drunk right now? Galena, have you been drinking? No.

So then we see a flashback. Steven asked Jessie and Cole to go check the office for alcohol. So then we cut back to Galena. She's like, uh, no. And Galena has, well, she's like, no, no, I'm not. But then Steven's like, well, then why was there a cold bottle of wine in your trash?

Because of course, if you were drinking on the job, you're gonna bring a bottle of chilled wine into your office, drink it, leave it in the trash, and you'll also have a little bottle of like, like Nantucket Nectars or whatever, with like orange juice and vodka and that you're gonna leave half full in the trash too. You won't pour it down any drain.

So they're like- I like that Galina takes care of herself though. You know, that's a way to be an alcoholic at work. Like she's not, she's not just drinking like little airline bottles out of her backpack, you know? She's like fully, she's got like a little chiller under her desk.

She's like, oh, she's doing it right. She's like,, she's got like a little chiller under her desk. She's like, she's doing it right. She's like, they're like, wait a minute, I found a martini class with a little paper umbrella in it. She's like living in that. They're like, wait a minute, there was a pina colada machine in Galena's office. When I was in eighth grade, I took like a little playwriting class or something. And I wrote a play and like as part of the play, someone was like really upset about something. And they're like, and they were talking about like, yeah, I was so upset. Upset. I went out last night and I got drunk.

And like, how much, what did you drink? I had 25 shots of vodka. Teacher was like, that's a lot. And that's what this scene reminds me of. Like, oh, I am upset. I have glass of, I have bottle of wine in my trash cause I am so upset and drinking on job. Guys, Galena had all the ingredients for an espresso martini plus three espresso beans in her trash can.

She honored the tradition. Okay. Which is more than we can say for the espresso martinis at Pinky's lounge in Las Vegas. Guys, there was a, um, smoker, there was a drink smoker in Galena's trash. She was smoking up something called Buzz Buds. So... Guys, she's been drinking on the job.

I found a full scorpion bowl, and the center was still on fire with 151 rum. There was a beer bong in Galena's trash can. I was like, Jesus! So... I think she's been drinking on the job. Guys, I looked at Galina's trash can. There was a champagne fountain in there, a full champagne fountain.

Well, I looked. Yep, there was an ice liege. It was in the shape of the peacock. It was ice liege that we were supposed to have in McHarvest. So he's like, have you been drinking? Do not lie to me. Do not lie to me. Galena. She's like, this is crazy. You stop it. Let me get up from chair. Whoa. Whoa. Galena got up from chair. That was hard. He's like, you are not going to drive right now. She goes,

no, I'm not driving. I'm done. I'm done with all of this. I'm done with all of this. I'm not driving. I'm done. I'm done with all of this. I'm done with all of this. I'm going to blend something up. Pina or bloody? Don't worry. I'm not going to drive. No, seriously, Cole ran over my car with a combiner early in the morning. So. We call it the karma combine.

Sit down. And he's like, listen, I love you. And I care about you, Galina, and I want to help, but that is not okay. That is not only dad can be drunk at work, okay? She's like, oh, nothing is okay. None of it is okay. You think it's okay?

The fact is really my friend. Do you know how I feel after all of that? It's like a piece of thing, a piece of thing, a piece of garbage. Nobody even knows remotely what I went through. You guys don't know what your dad told me. And you know, look, you shouldn't be getting drunk at work and messing up and stuff, but these guys are really

just letting their dads off with everything. Their dad totally screwed this chick over. Was their dad honest? Yes, I'm gonna date other people, but he still led this chick on and and they're just like, what? Why isn't she acting just normal two days after work? You guys are lucky that this is all she's doing. I'm saying it again.

Well, but if she were on Below Deck, we'd be like, shut the fuck up and do your job also. Let's be honest. Well, this isn't Below Deck, this is McBee, where you know Cole's drunk at work, if he's ever even really there, or stoned or something, and that dad is such a mess, he's about to go to prison, and you know his ass was drunk all the time at work if he's ever even really there or stoned or something and that dad is such a mess He's about to go to prison and you know, his ass was drunk all the time at work

Yeah, it's not below deck. It's low corn. So Kalina is like, you know, I thought we were going to be you know Spending rest of lives together Watching chickens not get murdered. I want that We wanted was for to stay together and watch Ginger grow up to have a good life. We were so happy we got Ginger into chicken MBA programs and now look to see what happened. She go to chicken Wharton. But so then Steven Junior's like, look, I love my dad as dad, but as a husband and as a boyfriend with your dad, as your husband, no,

wait, your dad. So you, you weren't cheating on him with you were cheating on him for me too. What, what sort of fucked up in sister's family is this gay and sister's? No, no, no, no. Stop that. Oh, by the way, you just said gay. We're not supposed to say gay. We promised. We promised the mayor. Right. We said, Mayor, we will fix your mansion from Cole's combine accent as long as,

as long as we, you never said gay. Um, actually, I guess the mayor said that to us. So this is his ammo. Okay. And I'm not just saying that because we're in Missouri. So Steven's like, I came to this conversation pissed off. But as I'm looking at her and I'm seeing her pain in her eyes, I understand that she is a human being. And that I am pissed off at a human being, not just a chicken. And she's been through a lot the last few months. And I know a good person. I know what a good person she is, and how productive and how valuable she is to our companies. Plus, she

knows all where the barriers, where the bodies are buried and the FBI are coming. So yeah, I'm just going to be nice for now. Also, I looked into her eyes and I'm terrified now. Those are some scary, scary demon eyes. She's just looking back at him like, he, he, he, he. And he's like, okay, well, this is going to fucking change. This is not okay. All right.

Now let me tell you, I should run every AA meeting because people come in there and I'm going to just tell them right to their face, you better stop this. You better stop it right now. Yeah, that's what he does. Stop it. He's like, look, the alcohol is not gonna help. It's just a bandaid on a fucking bullet hole.

I'm surprised Tessa did not pop her head and say, now just for the record, I have patched up many a bullet hole with a bandaid. So why don't you think about that a little bit more before you say those sort of things. Where do these things even come from? So then we go over to Cole and Steven talking about the fields. They've harvested tin and there's 83 to go.

Don't don't don't. So they're talking about that. And then they talk about the house getting fucked up by Galena. And he's like, speaking of Masha and Galena, what the hell are we going to do with them? And Cole's like, well, I think Masha's made it pretty clear. She not go anywhere near dad and her aren't breaking up. So we want them to be friends. I mean, what's the end goal here?

And he's like, well, I guess we just need to make sure they're not threatening to hire hitmen for each other's chickens. Okay, well that's a good start. Jesse's like, hey, it's really come to this point, hasn't it? We can't tell if they won't show up, you know? So they're like, Cole's like, yeah, but Masha's gonna be so mad at us if we don't tell her.

So, well, that's your girl. That's your problem. All right. You know, I never thought I'd be trying to break up a fight between two wild Russian women, especially 40-year-olds that are my dad's girlfriends. But Kalina's got to look at what she's done and make changes, huh?

You just broke a tractor, Cole. Let's not talk about everybody thinking about what they've done right now. Okay, sir. So they're going to get these two together, these crazy kids together. And speaking of crazy kids, who's this new lady with the new haircut? New haircut? Who dis? It's Brooke.

Yeah. Hey, is that a Lannis Morissette with a bob? No, it's Brooke. It's Brooke. So she meets up with Steven and he a bob? No, it's Brooke. It's Brooke. So she meets up with Steven and he's like, whoa, whoa, sorry. Sorry about the other night, first of all, at that concert or whatever. Cause when we got in the elevator, I didn't say hello, but I didn't recognize it was you.

I mean, who is this lady with new hair? I mean, I love the new hair by the way. It's like, oh, it's okay. You know, I mean, it is over between me and your dad. I've been happier than I've ever been. You know a happy person when they get their hair into a bob. And that's just what I've done. That is just what I've done.

I got my haircut down over at objection and law. And I decided I could do better. They do great work. Oh, that's funny. Cause I got my hair done. And I decided I could do better. They do great work. That's funny because I got my hair done. I got my hair done at Fantastic Uncle Sam's. So double taxes. I got double taxed on that one. They're like, you know what?

You know, it'll be fun for the viewing audience. Another scene with someone who has a relationship with my father, but not a scene with my father. Okay. So, um, like, I mean, how many, like, I get that Steven senior is not on the show and that's fine. And I get that we have to wrap up some loose ends from last season for the people who watched season one, but like, there's so much talk about the dad and his relationships and what's going on. You have so many surrogates for the dad. I'm like, I think it's time to start moving on from the dad and his relationships and what's going on. You have so many surrogates for the dad.

I'm like, I think it's time to start moving on from the dad at this point because for people like me. I think they could too. Because they already wrapped up Brooke last season. They broke up last season. This is nothing new. Like she, he broke up with her and she's like, well, I'm sorry that you have to deal

with someone like Galena. I'm real sorry for that. Good luck to you. Good luck. So Stephen's waxing up. I don't know why we need to see Brooke. Yeah. So Stephen's like waxing poetic. He's like, you know, I've always had a certain level of respect for Brooke. I mean, here she is, a woman with long hair who got short hair. That's drawn. Because she had strength to leave and not look back. I wonder if she has the strength to fix a tractor.

Because I think Cole just broke another one. That's what I hear. to fix a tractor because I think Cole just broke another one. That's what I hear. And he's like, yeah, you know, I get caught up too, caught up in things, you know, sometimes it's 830 at night and I'm still talking about what happened that day, like Cole losing his penis to a nibble dripper. But you know, sometimes I just, I need to solve problems, but sometimes I need to learn that that's a fault. You know, there've been things I've said about Cala whenever we've had fights and things just go downhill so fast. Especially when you have a combine, these breaks are cut and it's just going

downhill very fast. I mean, we really have to get Galina out of here. We even need to fix this Galina situation. I mean, if she cut the brake lines on that combine one more time, it's always going to get killed. Yeah. And Brooke's like, yeah, you know, that's just what happens in these relationships. And you need to realize sometimes

that you need to really find a married person that can treat you better. You need to find a person who's in the committed, you need to find a person who's already in a relationship who will treat you right. That's what you need. That's what I've done. I've found the happiest person

in another relationship that I've ever found. It's gonna work out great. I'm sure. She's like, you know, I thought once I turned 40, who wants me? I'm just an old dishrag, right? Just put me out to pasture, just put me in a cornfield and have that combine run right over me. But it turns out someone did find value in me. And now I do have value.

He's like, yeah, well, I'm starting to see that maybe the McBee men are a little bit of the problem. You know, it's so funny, because after season one, when everyone was watching the show and saying, those McB men are a little bit of the problem. You know, it's so funny, because after season one, when everyone was watching the show and saying, those McB men suck, I thought, yeah, I agree. Those women do suck. But then it turns out they were talking about

when they said the man, they meant the man. They weren't just the joking and saying the women, it's us, we're the problem, it's me. So basically that's the scene. Like who cares? Okay. So then we go to Steven and Galina. He's checking on her. She's like, I'm just checking on the washers. He's like, well, how are the washers doing?

You know, they're going. Are you drunk? No. Okay. You want to go for a drive? I'm going to test you. Okay. Do you want me to say alphabet backwards again? That was a miss. I'm not going to ask you to do that again.

Z nine chicken 13 to seven. All right, let's get in the car. All right, Kalina, we're gonna go to beverages more. You can hop in. Oh, I am already in the back seat. All right. All right. They're going to head over to the lodge. Okay. And you know why? Cause Masha is at the lodge right now.

She goes, no, no, she is not. And he's like, whatever you got to say to Masha, we're going to the lodge. Okay, and you know why? Cause Masha's at the lodge right now. She goes, no, no she's not. And he's like, whatever you got to say to Masha, we're going to say it. Cause tomorrow's going to be the first day of us moving forward and putting this shit behind us while Masha's living in your house with wet dog treats. Okay, come on. Masha's like at the lodge.

She's like, I'm so nervous. My heart is pounding right now. And I just got letter from Harvard Business School saying that we owe $33,000 in tuition for Ginger. And I'm like, what is happening? I thought Ginger is dead. Okay. Well, you're worried about the indoor.

Well, this is why this is good because you guys are going to see each other for the first time right now. It's a controlled environment. Listen, if you can, if you can trust anybody to break some of this the first time right now. It's a controlled environment. Listen, if you can, if you can trust anybody to break something up this bad, it's me. I broke a tractor. That was good. It was in a bad situation. I broke it. You lady folk with your lady issues, you can work it out cause you're in the presence of men and men are calm and

controlled and aren't emotional. It's a controlled environment. So you can work out your stupid lady issues and we're gonna laugh in your faces and everything will be fixed. When Galina back in the car is like, I brought her here as friend. I invite her for Christmas. I brought her kid presents.

I invited her to all outings and travels and things like this. And this is how everybody say, no good deed goes undone, right? So I trusted someone to at least be, you know, a friend. And he's like, oh yeah, you know, I think you should tell her that, tell her that. And just say it candidly.

You know, one of the things we have a problem with with you, Galena, is you're just not candid. She's like, I don't care about the candid, I just want alcohol. No, wait a minute. So he's basically like, I don't care about candy. I just want alcohol. No, whatever. So he's basically like, we gotta get this fixed because she owns the company or she owns, she's the most important person, whatever.

So Galina's like, I have not respect for backstabber, betrayer, snake. I work hard. It's beneath myself to speak to somebody like that. I don't even bother saying, whore, whore, prostitute, prostitute, slut. How's't even bother saying, Thor, Thor prostitute, prostitute slut. How's life in Slutville, you stupid prostitute buttface. Dying fire, prostitute, Thor.

So- I do so much for her. You know, they're trying to hype the girls up. Like, you're the biggest person here. No, you're going to be the big person. So now they both get together and they're like, hello. Hello. And then Jesse puts a football helmet on.

He's like, all right, this is Cole speaking. Now, before I bleed out through my penis from the combine incident, I just want you guys to try to talk it out and get it solved, OK? So we're going to just make sure everything goes good, OK? So Masha is like, hello, well, you know, I stay here to see you, because Galina's like, what you doing here?

She's like, I stay here to see you. She's like, well, I don't want to see you. She's like, well, then you can go back. Go back where? To wherever you come from. Oh, you go back. Freaking backstabbing prostitute slut bitch. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Let's just try to figure out a solution here, guys. That's why we're here. Okay, let's try again. Galina, you go ahead. She's like, I invited you, okay, you're pretending to be my friend. I invited you here for Christmas. I took you in.

I gave your chicken its first calculator and this is the way you thank me. And she goes, I took you to dinners because you're nobody. She even goes, okay, okay. Let's be solution oriented here. Okay. Let's do that. And Glenn is like, okay, well I introduced you to everybody. And the next thing back stab out my back, my back is cause stab from my shot. And she goes, I'm not sure I back stab. And she goes, are you kidding me? You did not sleep with Steve while I was living here. She's like, oh, first of all, you wanted to date a married guy

when you met him. How about that? How about that? She's like, no, I wasn't. No, I wasn't. Oh, he wasn't married by then. No, he actually lives separate, you know, separate. I mean, like same bed as wife and married in the same house,

but live separate technically. So she would post in different room than him and say, Oh, so you live separate or was divorced? And she goes, he did not tell me. And so calls like, uh, Steve has a person he wants living here, living here. So we just need to all move on from the situation. Do we understand this? No, no, I don't. I don't want to talk about this anymore. I did not. I just want to say I did not kill your chickens. Oh yes, you did. I cannot see them. I can't find them. I'm assuming it was you because it was only you who was keeping up this stuff.

I mean, do you live in your own world? Do you live in your whore world? Is that where you live? Whole whore worlds. Whore world. I love the idea that this place called the horror world comes a horror world for all your horror needs Your horror needs two for one The high heels made out of clear plastic you can see clear rock room. Don't get your fingerprints on if you don't horror 50% off. Look for us around the corner from state and liberty and just, just down the

street from objection in law. Your neighborhood hair stylist. So Masha's like, uh, this is not going to go anywhere. She's not right mind. I mean, you need to see a specialist because I don't need to have you tell me what I need to do. Horselist. Okay, you need to see a horselist. Okay, you know, I'm so damn tired of dealing with relationships that are not mine and a business where we are struggling every single day to make we are seven million trillion dollars. Prostitute.

Wow. All right. All right. All I want. Okay, OK. I just want to lean a bit. OK. You also vagina and your arm. Both of you. Has anybody ever told you? I look at your armpits. I see vagina there. How about just the penises in that armpit? All right. Cole, could you jump in here? All right. I'm Cole here. I was a star quarterback and 15 years ago.

You can act like this here. Not like like this. Do not don't act like anything affect anything come the other day, because this better be another blackout day, because't act, let anything affect anything come the other day. Cause this better be not another blackout day. Cause there better be not any time to that situation. I've lost a lot of blood. I got to say, do we have a hospital in this town? Come on.

Cole, business never went off track. So I guess I'm confused about that. When did business go off track? There was no business off track. And so then we see flashback to three days ago when she was drinking at work and she's like, okay, well, this conversation with Masha made me realize she definitely has no intention to apologize.

So she has no remorse. So enjoy wet dog street because I still have key. I have key and I have crowbar. And this is all, all Galina need. Hee hee hee. Hee hee hee. Hee hee hee. So they're like, okay, well, that didn't go so

well. So then Steven takes Lena back to the office. And then Jesse and Steven just sit down and make a sandwich. So then that's great. So they're like, well, that was pointless. And Cole's like, Yeah, there was nothing that got accomplished. Lena, what's going on with her, man? This got to end like, like, I mean, if she can't move on with this situation, put the business first, then she has got to go. Yeah, but we need her.

We need her in this business. And Jesse's like, do you think that, you know, just because you knew her before and how she was before, that's kind of clouding your judgment on how she is now? I mean, is she a bow tie or is she a bolo tie? Think about it before you answer. think about it before you answer. Think about it before you answer. Hey, okay. I thought about it.

Are we open to an ascot? No, as easy as it is to say, just cut her off and get rid of her. There's a lot going on behind the scenes that well, we need her. She knows a lot of shit about our companies that we're running perfectly legally Ascot sounds pretty gay Homosexual Pretty homosexual. Why would they name a tie about getting into a car and having your ass grabbed? What do we do about Kalina what do we do and

Coles like walk and tell you what would happen if I was in charge there'd be And Cole's like, well, I can tell you what would happen if I was in charge. There'd be consequences. You would have been fired 10 years ago, Cole. Get the fuck out of here. You would have at least been fired this episode for that tractor bullshit. So he's like, you tell her what she changes or she's out of here. Yeah. And, and, and I'm watching him like, woo, okay.

It's the cliffhanger is what are they going to do about Galena? But just kidding. The show continues on. So now we go to Kansas city, big city where Ali's there going to swanky parties, doing city things, shopping, shopping, shopping. But it's not an Ali scene. It's Steven and Steven, and Cala, um, they sit outside a restaurant and Steven's like, wow, Cala, that's the most Western thing you've ever worn. I love it. And she's like, yeah, wow, you's the most Western thing you've ever worn. I love it.

And she's like, yeah, wow, you're pulling the chair out for me and everything. You would think this is a date. It's funny, cause we're like not together right now, right? Right America? He's like, yeah, she doesn't have an apartment in Dallas yet. So now she's in a condo in Kansas city.

So he's like, it's such a nice day. I actually took both dogs up on the farm. We were playing with the chickens. It's two students. Ginger. I know. Stop mentioning that. Like we're still mourning over here.

Yeah. So they get some skinny Margs and he's going to help her with her Dallas apartment because she's like, yeah, Dallas apartment is like so expensive. Get a fucking job, Cali. You're not married to this man. What the hell? Why does he have to pay for everything? She's like, well, because I thought I was going to live with him. It's nice to pay for my apartment. No. Yeah. No. Drive Uber. Okay. Work at, it's called work at McDonald's, work anywhere. Okay. Don't have this man fund your apartment. Man. yeah. So she's like, well, at this point, I put three years of my life and live in in Gallatin.

Go. I saw your tweet reset. She said she put three years of her life living in Gallatin. I feel like I put four into watching this show. No, I was like, she put three years into Gallatin. I put I put four hours into watching this show and I have it worse. So she's like, she's like, look, I think I deserve something. Yeah, you deserve a medal for biggest dummy. Like she's, you deserve nothing for your choices. Okay. You put in your time, you got life experience out of it. You moved to Dallas, knock on Leanne Larkin's door. I'm sure she has a spare bed

in there and just start a new life. But I'm confused because I didn't think she was living in Gallatin this whole, she hasn't been living in Gallatin for three years, because the whole first year, she kept coming up to visit, and they would only get each other for like a weekend at a time, and that was the big plot line,

like, is she ever going to move here? So she hasn't been here for three years. She's crazy. She's crazy. She's full of it. Stupid Cala. So then... I think she got rid of her apartment fairly recently to make a go of it.

But, you know, it's not like... I don't want to hear it, Cala. I don't want to hear it. Because you were given an exit path, and you come crawling back, get a job, get out of this place, don't complain about Gallatin, and then come back to it. Because that's right now, yeah. I'm sorry, also as the person that we're all friends with in our girlfriend groups, it's like,

oh my God, you guys, we all need to have a night because I'm totally breaking up with him. Girl power. And you're all like buying cosmos for each other. And you're like, we're girls. And Ronnie's kind of one, so yay. And we're like, don't ever go back to him, girl. Like that friend who's like, don't you ever go to him, girl. Like that friend who's like,

don't you ever go back to that loser. And here's what we need to make sure that he ain't paying for your apartment because that needs to just be you. So yeah, girl power. And then literally the next day, you pay for my apartment still. Yeah.

No, I said the exact same thing last week. I was like, she's one that makes you, yeah. Because it's so obvious. I'm not saying her point is, I'm saying, like, she's so one note. Like, she's like, she is that person where then you get excited that you get your friend back and you take her out, you do this whole thing,

and you're like, fuck Steven, yeah, cheers to Steven, fuck him, rear view mirror. And then next day, like, says, Steven, I are back together, but I think he's really gonna change his, like, oh, fuck him, rear view mirror. And then next day, like, says, Steve and I are back together, but I think he's really gonna change his, like, oh, fuck this girl, honestly. Yeah, so he's like, well, I've been dealing with the Russians, you know?

And she's like, I mean, those women are both fucking psychotic. And he's like, yeah, my mom is actually gonna put together a family trip to the Ozarks, you know? And a lot of us are going out there, you know, even Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Darla. So Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Darla. The big trip, Uncle Jimmy and Darla life at the party. You want

to come? You have any interest? She's like, well, as long as you think that it'll be okay. Did your family even say anything about me coming? Did your mom invite me? He's like, yeah, they asked me. It just makes me a little nervous. I don't want any drama to happen. If I get down there and people are being assholes to me, I'm leaving and then coming back right away. To be on television.

He's like, well, I'll make sure there's no drama. She goes, well, it does sound fun. Like getting away would be really nice. And I would like love to hang out with everyone. Those fucking hillbilly fucks, fat stupid hillbilly fucks. What is she getting away from? Because as far as we can tell, she refuses to get away from Steven.

And as far as I can also tell, she has no job. So I don't know what she's trying to get away from. Cause she's been probably, as far as we can see. She's trying to get away from that friend. Like, are you back together with him yet? So she's like, are you going to let loose a little bit? He's like, we'll sleep probably. I might even say the gay word.

I mean, the G word. I mean, the pretend I never said anything. So he goes for dinner. And the producer's like, huh, honestly, Steven, are you and Kala sleeping together still? He's like, uh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. The huh's are all dots. Huh, huh, huh.

Yeah. So then back at the condo, he's packing his guitar. Oh, God, Steven, please don't say you're that fucking guy at the party who's like whipping out the guitar. Oh, God. Just let Donny Osmond do what Donny Osmond does. Don't bring your guitar, too. Please don't. You know he only knows the G, and he's trying

to sing every song in one chord. Like, Steven, stop. Stop. So the family's going down to Lake of the Ozarks, and this is where we used to have a house. We used to all go to summer long and hang out. There were so many good times and so many good memories. I can't wait to have Cal see it for the first time.

This is going to be a fun few days, days, days, days. There are so many good times and so many good memories. I can't wait to have Cal see it for the first time. This is gonna be a fun few days, days, days, days. So they go down there and everyone's expecting a fight. So let's see what happens 24 hours later. Partying, Kasey and Cole are fighting. Cal is fighting with Cole. Steven Jr. is fighting with Cal. Cal is leaving to be continued.

My question is did they invite Tessa down to the Ozarks? Because she deserves, she's the one who deserves a break. She's the one in that garage inspecting dribble doors and doing word documents and flyers and sticking them up everywhere. She's the one who needs a little time at the wing. Tessa, let me tell you something. You're, you're a lot of things in this family, but one thing you want is blood. You ain't coming to the Ozarks. You're right. All right, everybody.

Thanks so much for being with us. We will talk to you the next time. Bye, bye. Watch what Crapins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. Bye my little baby! Bye! with Ashley Otto. Put your hands together for Karlie Klap. Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela. Etchels! We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-lis. Hava Nagila Webber. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo. Jamie, she has no less namey. She's our kind of mess, it's Jennifer Messer. Sip some sc no less name-y. She's our kind of mess. It's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Tratch.

She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock. Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a B in your bonnet with Lacey B. K-Sara-Sara, whatever we'll be will Lauren Sills be. Brighin' the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets a name from us, it's Lindsey D. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy is Maisie McHenry.

We love her on the rocks. It's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg. This is Living with Michelle Vivian. I love a ya, Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson. She sure is swell. It's Raquel. Yes, we can it's Sedana

Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge darn skippy It's tippy the Bay Area Betches Betches and our super premium sponsors She's VVIP. It's Amanda V can't lose when you're with Amy Baldwin It's VVIP, it's Amanda V. Can't lose when you're with Amy Baldwin. Somebody get us 10 ccs of Betsy MD. We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Kaitlyn O'Neal. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper.

Can't have a meal without the Emily sides. Let's go into the woods with Guy Tubbs. It's our queen, it's Queen Laifa. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Hail the cork master, the master of the cork, Jennifer Corcoran. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Manox door.

My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley. In the study with a candlestick, it's Leslie Peacock. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Baron. She's a whiz It's Liz Sarthi always killing it. It's Lola Alcolani the incredible edible Matthews sisters She eases our woes. It's Melissa st. Rose. There's a chance of meatballs. It's Rebecca cloud. She's the Queen B It's Sarah Lemke. We cannot tell a lie. It's Sarah tell of Sun Shannon out of a cannon Anthony, please don't stop it's solely and pop If you like Watch What Crappens, you can listen ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus

in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at Wondery.com slash survey.