Watch What Crappens - #2942 Next Gen NYC S1E8: Striking Out On Her Own

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

On this week’s Next Gen NYC, Georgia welcomes the gang to her bowling fantasy Club Club. She never credits BamBam with the name. Brooks strikes out on his own, Riley and Ariana make peace, and Shai runs away from birds. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hello everybody. Hello, hello. We are here to talk about the season finale of Next Gen New York City. It's a big one. A lot of loose ends are tied up and stranded in Singapore. So before we get into that, please join us on Patreon, patreon.com slash watch for crappins to do things like,

you know, if you support on crappins on demand level, you can watch us not just listen to us and we also listen to us. And we also have bonus episodes. We did all of Love Island on our bonus episodes. And those will be resuming next week. So go check those out. But today, here it is. It's the, it's one of the busiest shows of the summer. Next year in New York City, wrapping up. Shall we just get into it, Ronnie? Yeah, let's do it. So did you see the news going around that this was Bravo's highest premiere ever? I did not see the news going around. That's very exciting.

You didn't, did you? And I don't know why they're doing this eight weeks after it premiered, but the news this week is NYC was Bravo's biggest premiere. It was like over 5 million viewers or something. They said the show's doing really, really well. Yeah, I think I didn't. So I didn't read that article, but I feel like they probably

they probably have to wait a while because I think that trying to get all those streaming numbers is I think they want to get as many streaming numbers as possible. So maybe they're like, oh, over the course of the season, this many people watched the first episode because people may have watched the first episode four or five weeks later. So that way they can. This is my, this is my theory, which is why they wait so long to announce that kind of stuff. Cause then they can say that's how many numbers it's still very cool though, because it also, by the way, just shows that the ratings really don't tell the full story because every day you go onto Twitter

and there's someone who's like, oh, next-gen New York City got five viewers, looks like Bravo's really tanking and they just love to relish in that. And it's like, yeah, the ratings don't count as much anymore because people are streaming it. People are not watching old-fashioned TV the same way anymore.

So it's just exciting to know that people are actually watching, you know, old fashioned TV the same way anymore. So it's just exciting to know that people are actually watching these shows, despite various Twitter accounts trying to kind of like, be like, Bravo's over. It's like, it's not over, it's thriving. Yeah. Shut up. Shut up.

I still love it. I still love it. Shut up, guys. Okay, so we are at the Jersey Shore, the Jersey Shore at the birthday party for Brooks, and everyone had a wild night at the casino. And so we're waking up and getting breakfast and stuff like that.

And Ariana is texting Riley and she's like, morning, I hope you're feeling better. I'm sorry for last night. Are we okay? I love New York. I'm such a New Yorker right now. I am so New Yorkie. And like it was the last night was just like,

not my proudest moment. Like I never wanted Riley to feel like she had nobody in her corner because she knew what she had in her corner. A New Yorker, a new New Yorker. That's me. Yeah. So then Riley,

we see a flashback where Riley's like, yeah, I don't appreciate what my friends come into this situation and are like, I heard this one sentence, like, let me have whoever side I agree with, like, have my back in public and talk to me in private, okay? But Ariane is like, I'm a shitty friend. I should maybe be a better friend,

because I love her. And then we have, we go to Gia and Christian, and they are making breakfast, they're making lots of pancakes, which was really nice, because now that Love Island USA is over, I realize I've gone through a pancake, which are all so nice to see some Gen X Gen Z-ers making pancakes

again on TV. And she says she didn't even know how to make pancakes. And they look damn good, I have to say. I think I thought she was being sarcastic when she said that. She's like, yeah, I don't know how to make these. I'm sure she is. Oh, that makes sense. But to make these. I'm sure she is. But that's rude.

But that makes sense, because it looks great. I'm telling you, when Joe Giudice was the parent in that household while, well, it's Reese was in jail. I guarantee Gia was making all those breakfasts. One thing Gia learned how to do was make some breakfast for a lot of people.

Yeah. That's probably why her hand gestures always like, she's just like placing a stack of pancakes. She has her hand flopping down, like, these are the pancakes. It's just why her hand gestures always like she's just placing a stack of pancakes. She always has her hand flopping down like, these are the pancakes. It's just her intonation. I can never tell what the emotion is when she's saying something. It's always like, yeah, I don't know how to make pancakes. I don't know if that's sarcastic, but she could be crying.

I don't know. I don't know the difference. So they gather around this table outside and Brooks is like, thanks everyone for making such a beautiful breakfast. I'm so proud that we've all gathered here to eat carbs for the first time. I know it's crazy, but I think we can do it. Can I make a toast?

Thanks everyone. Thank you all for being here. I love you so much. I love that we're honest with each other. And honestly, I don't like that they call it toast because it really, it's just like a carb and we shouldn't be engaging. I have to say, by the way, over the weekend,

I went to Maryland and in honor of Amira, who I'm really growing to love Amira, I think she's like great and I love her takes on the show. But in honor of her, I went to Red Robin for the first time ever. And I had my first Red Robin experience. How'd you like it? It was delicious.

Because they've got crazy burgers there. They're like blue cheese, candied apple and M&M's burger. I know. The burger sounds kind of... It doesn't sound so bad, actually. There was like one burger that was like a queso burger that looked like... It looked like someone dropped a ball of queso on a burger from like an airplane. It was just like splattered all over. But I got the, I got like a mushroom and Swiss burger, which is low key. One of my favorite types of burgers. And then so, uh, it was, it was lovely.

I, the fries were great. Burger was great. It was a good Red Robin experience. Yeah. So Brooks is like, I know things can be combative, but at least you guys aren't trying to stop working for your moms. And they're like, yeah, good point. Good point, Brooks. So then we see clips of the drama from the season. And he's like, so Amira is like, Riley, what's wrong? What's wrong, Riley? Because Riley's just sitting over there like, I will not speak.

I'm upset. And now you will all ask me why I'm upset. She's doing that thing. And so she's like, yeah, I've learned my lesson. And Amir was like, about what? She goes, speaking. Arianna was like, I mean, at least I can speak for me, but I always want to hear what you have to say Riley,

so that way we can then make you feel bad about it. And she was like, babe. I don't want you to feel like you can't say anything. Like I want you to know like your voice matters. And I honestly think it's just the way you say things. Just like how sometimes I say things you don't like my approach. It's like the same thing,

but without an annoying whiny voice. Riley's like, well, I understand. I can't be like, oh, I shouldn't have said that and erases it. Like, I know that doesn't work that way. I know that. But I also feel like I acknowledged what I said. And when Georgia was talking about her idea and you were like, oh, my God, Riley, that's so mean. I was like, well, I just said I shouldn't say it because for those who didn't watch last week's episode, Riley's Riley was like, she was about to say something and she goes, oh, no, nevermind.

I'm not going to say it. And then everyone's like, no, say it, say it, say it. And then she said, and they're like, that was mean. And she's like, I told you it was going to be mean. That's why I wasn't going to say it. So George is like, yeah, but like, that was your moment to pause and think like, oh, my God, like what I'm about to say is probably too harsh. So maybe I shouldn't say it. And then Amira gets her this look. She gives her the Ozempic shaming look because she made an Ozempic joke towards Amira last week. And Amira's never gonna let it go.

Yeah, because Amira's like, because Georgia is like preaching about how you should pause and think about like what you're about to say. It probably sounds too harsh when she herself has said some very harsh things. So I was like, well, to be real, I said, well, I thought that me and Georgia were like friends and like, if you're my friend, I should be able and my friends have, what do you think about this idea?

I would be honest because I thought we were friends and we just had a whole nice day where I had to sit there and have Miami vices with you in some shitty hotel on Ocean Beach. And Gia's like, okay, well, I think that there's like maybe like a nicer way to say it. Like, that's all I'm trying to say is like, that's like, I don't know if Riley doesn't understand at all. Just being like, that is a terrible idea. It's like, I don't, I don't understand how that was packed. She's like, what?

How did that hurt? I don't get it. I don't get it everybody. So they're like Riley and Christian's like, yeah, you know, she can talk however she wants. If you don't like it, don't talk to her. And Gia, you just see Gia see the little she's like, okay, Christian, carry this later. Christian definitely has the energy of like, the guy who runs a pizza place in the teen movie, whose daughter's going off to prom and he's going to give like some warm advice.

You know, I think he has early Joe judice energy because what he just said was basically like, so what, who cares? So what? Yeah. Okay. So what, so what, so what? So Riley is like, Riley's like, look, if I, if I speak, it's an issue. If I don't speak, it's an issue. So Brooks comes over, he's like, I'm gonna hug you mainly because I heard that hugging burns a little more carbs than usual. It's like, okay, fine.

So- So Mira and Brooks do a confessional together and they're like, yeah. Riley really wears her heart on her sleeve and he's like, yeah. Yeah, she always expects people to have her best interests. Yeah. And she's not guarded at all.

Yeah. Could you say something else? Not at all. Good job. Good job, Brooks. Yeah, you know, people take advantage, but she's a baby, so it's like part of growing up, you know? I think we all owe Riley an apology and she said she didn't want to say it and they were

all saying, say it, say it, and then everyone turns on her. I just think that's like not fair. I was like, I completely agree. Can I hug you? I have a few more calories to burn. And I was like, it's just like, it's really frustrating. But then birds come and they're like, wait, are these birds going to like shit on us?

If they poop on us, that's like disgusting. Like, ew. So they all basically run inside. Like we need to get out of Jersey. They just show Shy running. He's like holding a plate of pancakes and he's like, no. He basically run inside. Like, we need to get out of Jersey. They just show Shy running. He's like holding a plate of pancakes. And he's like, no! So now they're packing and George and Charlie

are spending some Q time outside with the bomb. And she's like, you know, Omar and I are exclusive now. And he's like, that's dope. Like, oh, sorry I was hitting this while you said that. And she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. We're basically best friends. We're like brothers and sisters, Ian and Charlie.

I'm like, you guys never even resolved your issues. Like, you guys just had a huge fight before this trip. And now you're just, like, hanging out. And he's like, oh, my god, bongs, am I right? Aren't drugs hilarious? I'm such a rebel. So she's like, yeah my God, bongs. Am I right? Aren't drugs hilarious? I'm such a rebel. So, um, she's like, yeah, we have a label. I mean, I've been single AKA non-monogamous for five years. It's just like, why? He's like, yeah, I've had a lot of relationships. Really?

What you mean? Like Lindsay Lohan? It's like, no, Lindsay doesn't count. Really? You were in love with Lindsay Lohan? Oh my God. I love how hilarious we are right now. So she's like, you know what? At the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. There's still love for Charlie. Cause we'd like have a friendship for a reason.

The bong. It's mostly the bong. So then we see proof of this because he offered Georgia his shirt. So she dive in the water for Wiley's phone. So you guys, it's like real. It's real. And it only took six weeks for him to get that shirt back. So he loves her too.

They're like brothers and sisters. So he's like, well, congrats for like you and Omar. Like, I like him a lot. She's yeah, I know. Like, I just like want him to talk to you. Like, you guys need a moment. I like want you guys to have a moment. I hope it's like in front of like an artistic display

of like bowling balls. Mm-hmm. He's like, yeah, I'm just gonna get dinner with him. Like, I'm down to chill with bro. Yeah, I'm cool like that. So now people are like, now they're gonna go, they're heading home to Jersey and they're in their SUVs, whatever,

but then they like stop to go to like a rest stop or whatever and everyone's like waiting for Brooks. So George is getting like really annoyed. And he's like- Brooks is making gas station nachos, which isn't something I really ever thought I'd see, where you pour the chips into a plastic thing and then put the cheese on top from the.

Yeah, I wouldn't think he's a gas station nachos kind of a guy, but. Yeah, I wouldn't think so either, but I'm not gonna lie. I was kind of like, I wouldn't be mad at that. No, gross, bad, bad. I was like, that looks kinda good to me. Maybe I still have the Red Robin Queso burger in my mind. Yeah, no, no.

Yeah, I bought cheese the other day that I thought was cheddar cheese because it was in the deli section and it was like fresh cut, you know, when you get it from the deli section and it's, I don't know, it's like supposed to be better than getting it in the pre-wrapped section, I guess. So I brought it home and it says it says on the label processed American cheese. What the fuck kind of what is that?

Why are you selling that in the deli section? Well, it's the valley. What can I say? It was a sprouts. I'm like, you're Fancy what the hell? No So anyway there well while brooks is like getting his nachos the gas station station nachos, Georgia is getting restless and she's like, Oh my God, I'm going to call an Uber. So Georgia and Charlie go get an Uber so that they could drive back at roughly the same rate as if they just stayed in their car, but they can spend more money in the process. And that Riley's like, Oh my God, they're so dramatic.

I mean, this is what I mean. She was so appalled about being called privileged. And Amira's like, Georgia, if you stand on the side of the road, someone will pick you up, I promise. Ah! Ah! Hudson's like, guys, there's a privileged way to go and a non-privileged way to go.

And they have chosen the privileged way. So Omar has called them a car, because of course, they're going to mooch it off somebody else. So he calls a car for them. And Kevin is, Kevin's like, Oh my god, remember when they said that their relationship was irreparable? Yeah, looks like it's okay now. Oh, it's so irreparable. And Riley is like, I mean, also, she's wearing it. Who wears a swimsuit for that long? Like

that cannot be good for the cooch. And I is like, I mean, also she's wearing it. Who wears a swimsuit for that long? Like, that cannot be good for the cooch. And Mara's like, definitely not. So they all start talking. I mean, that's great because it gives them an opportunity to talk shit. So, you know, Ariana's like, yeah, I mean, she's sitting there so excited about our idea. And then Riley's like, it's a terrible idea.

And Mara's like, I mean, honestly, like where is she getting the money? Like, girl, be for real. I don't think like, I mean, honestly, like, where is she getting the money? Like, girl, be for real. I don't think Omar, I mean, you've been dating him for like three months. I don't think he's going to like invest like a million dollars into this. And they're like, well, he said so. She goes, yeah, well, also, he's an alleged scammer. So I don't know how I don't know how far this is going to go.

You guys Google him, Google him. That's all I'm saying. Just Google him. Oh, my God. You make a food comment at this chick and she's gonna take you down. She's great, I'd love it. Don't fuck with the mirror, my God. Clarket, who said that? Clarket, I'm just predicting that that's gonna be a phrase

in the year from now. No, it's Clarket. No, Clarket. No, it's Clarket. I know, she said Clarket, but Clark... You missed a lot when you were gone, Ronnie. What happened? Who's Clark? Clarket is what people are saying now,

instead of Clarket. Why? Who's Clark? From Love Island, USA, because there was like a moment where Clark was like, she like rolled her eyes or something, and then everyone started saying, Clarket. Oh, I know it from Love Island USA. Yeah, from Love Island.

Sorry. I've never heard anybody say it out loud. I've only read it in threads. It's OK, Ronnie. I've never heard it used as a real thing before. That's funny. If it makes you feel any better, I did have to ask someone, like, what is Clarket?

I was like, so I'm just acting like I knew it all along. But it's OK. I'm just passing on education. But I love it when people are like, it's Clarket. It's like an old lady over here talking about children on the TV. I was like, what? I was like, I get that it's clock it. But I'm saying Clark it on purpose.

I thought you heard it wrong. I was like, what is that? What are you talking about? Sorry, my bad. Clark it. So Amir is like, I won't say anything else about Jordan's boyfriend. I will just say Google him

and then see if he's going to give her that million dollars to invest in the bar. I tried to Google him and I could not figure out what his last name was. So my Googling did not go very far. I found someone else named Omar who was a scammer, but I don't think it was him. Which was too bad. So now, on meanwhile, on the road toauk, and we see Ava's Instagram story. She's like, hey guys, you're coming on an event with me

in Montauk for Dolce, but unfortunately like Trump's in town or something. So like I'm stuck in like traffic. So like I need pictures, like I live for content. So watch what I do in a pinch. I get out on the side of the road and I take pictures anyway. Made it with half an hour to spend, in a pinch. I get out on the side of the road and I take pictures anyway. Made it with half an hour to spend.

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I've got this thing that's coming up, it's coming up and then you were this late to it. Right. Like everybody else was coming from the same place that you were. And they all made it. Everyone made it. Why didn't you just go the night before

and spend the night in the Hamptons? Why are you just hanging around the city? So then Charlie and Chey and Dylan are at T-Squared Social. And they're like, what's up, man? Hey. And Charlie's like, oh, thanks for not coming, Dylan. You really fucking left me without a paddle, bro, because I didn't even come either.

And I was really like, I was ass out and now I'm missing a shirt. So then Ariana's hanging out with her friend Austin. They're all like, it's like, what the kids are doing in the city now, you know? Yeah, so then Brooks is at his apartment taking out groceries and he's like, what the kids are doing in the city now, you know? Yeah, so then Brooks is at his apartment taking out groceries. And he's like, oh my god, they were supposed to give me a COVID test, and they gave me a pregnancy test.

I'm still taking it. So he calls Chloe, and she's like, how are you feeling? And he's like, I'm obviously overwhelmed, because I'm doing my resort collection. Do they wear jogging suits at resorts now? What resort? Where is the resort? Alaska?

I don't know. I don't know. Last time we looked, he was still learning how to do a, use a sewing machine. They show him drawing on the iPad, but they don't show what he's drawing. And every time you get any kind of sense of what it is, it's just he's using the biggest marker on there. And it's just a big red blob. So I'm not really sure what he's supposed to be doing. I was cracking up.

I know. So Brooks is like, especially like, what's going on with your merger? He's like, well, America, I started my brand four years ago and I launched a few different products, just one product really. And they were all really successful with my mom. She bought like three of them.

And I'm just like, so I'm creative director at Meredith Marks. And I mean, I just feel like I'm being pulled in two separate directions. Like, Meredith Marks has my arm here, and Brooks Marks has my brand here. I'm literally going to split in half. Like, it's awful.

It's like so hard. There's so many Instagrams. So then we see a flashback of him talking about merging with Meredith Marx. I think it should be an acquisition. It should be a conglomerate. Meredith is like, wow, your first word was mama and your second word was conglomerate.

I've never been proud of my time. He's literally acting like he is Paramount and Skydance trying to merge together. And get Stephen Colbert fired. Seth is like, well, are you aware of the level of attachment issues you have with your mother? Do we need to Google that and what attachment are? I'm being hilarious right now. Okay, attachment issues is when a child can't do anything completely on their own and need their mom to validate them.

Merrick, are you catching this? This is hilarious. This is banter, right? This is good dynamics. This is TV. This is what we got. Okay, keep going. Yes, Andy.

Yes, Andy. Hold on. Let me read this from the phone. Attachment issues are when the son only hangs out with the mother and won't talk to the dad about his future journey as a pans. So that's not great. Brooks, Brooks, Brooks, anal, anal or no? Anal or no? Anal on the first date. Go ahead. Dad. We're father and son. Come on. Pretend I'm your mom.

Oh, dad, I'm going, I'm getting out of this, this interview session and going back to the current storyline. So Chloe, all these conversations I've realized, I don't know if the merger makes sense. Like I have to talk to mom, like the FCC, they can't know that I'm going to back out of this merger. It's terrible. And she's like, well, the sooner you propose a merger that you shouldn't propose a merger if you're like not confident in wanting a merger. I know. I just told you, wanna talk to her about it, Chloe.

She said, oh my God, grumpy. He's like, yeah, you know I'm grumpy, conglomerate. She's like, yeah, that's like really hard, good luck. He's like, oh my God, it's so much pressure. So we go to Georgia and Omar and Georgia's like, oh my God, do you officially like the name club club for the club? He's like, yeah.

She goes, yeah, cool. Cause like, I like when things are named what they are. Like when a shop is called shop, it's like the least try hard thing you can do. It's, it's actually the most try hard thing you could do. It's like being so ironic that it's actually very try hard. I still get confused when I pass French Laundry. I still get confused.

I don't understand it. How can that be a popular restaurant? I just don't get it. Or how about Chinese Laundry, which is somehow shoes? How does this happen? Well, what the hell are you guys? It's confusing. Stop confusing people on purpose.

And especially when it's bowling. Bowling is pretty specific. Bowl Bowl would be good. You know, like that works. Because like you know what it is. Club Bowl. Club Club. Yeah, guys, we're going to call it Club Club.

Like, okay, great. Try less. I'm going to have a story called Try Less. So she's showing him pictures. So Club Club is a place where you go and get sandwiches, right? No? Yeah, Club Club.

It's a place only people with one extra large foot can go. It's a place where only cavemen are allowed, Club Club. So she shows pictures of her concept and stuff. And she's like, yeah, at this point, a club club, we're doing a trial run of what this club club might look like and act like and be like and feel like smell like. And just like, what, what is it? Is it like a club or is it a club? It's both.

Do you understand what I'm saying? He's like, yeah. Okay, good. This is a great meeting. You want to whiteboard it? Yeah. Fuck yeah, I do. Yeah. Okay, good. This is a great meeting. You want to whiteboard it? Yeah. Fuck yeah, I do.

Yeah, let's just do this like brutalist club club idea. Let's put it on the whiteboard. She's like, you know, I'm bringing like the idea, like the creative, like the team, everything we're going to like, we're going to like do a collab. We should do a collab and like made the bowling balls look like some sort of like sexual bowling ball, you know, and like, and Omar's going to come and he's going to be like, Already sexual girl, they're balls. They're literally balls and they've got holes

that you finger. Like, there's nothing more sexual than a fucking bowling ball. And then you throw the balls at big, giant penis-shaped things. Like, you're already in the most sexual fucking sport. She's like, how do we sexualize something with balls, phallic symbols and holes?

It'll come to me. It'll come to... Oh my God, I just sexualized that sentence. God. You know, like so much parties are just like reputation. So like basically, if it flops for some reason, like for whatever reason that club club could ever possibly flop, like that's going to be like devastating to my career. Like I may never ever be able to throw another rave in a deli featuring a DJ ever again.

I mean, this is it. That everything hangs on this moment. He's like, well, if my friends tell me it's stupid, then like we'll have to come up with another idea. She's like, yeah, so like there's huge stakes. There's like huge stakes. Oh my God, we should have a steakhouse called steak steak. It's steak steak. No, no, Steak. It's Steak Steak.

No, no. House house. It's less try hard. Wait. What about steakhouse or house steak? Hmm. I may be onto something. So Riley.

Start bringing houses out of steaks. It's like the least try hard thing you could do. And vampires will never come, which is great. So Riley and Ariana are working out, and afterwards they're talking, and Riley is saying how the triple H stressed her out, and she was in therapy, and she's saying how she was really disappointed in herself

because she doesn't want to be like Charlie in 29 and getting into arguments with people and everything. And Ariana's like, well, what are you supposed to do when there's like 1,500 million people coming at you and chiming in and not, I always say I should stop chiming in, but no matter what, in any situation, I should come and stand down next to you and not chime in.

I don't have an excuse. I really don't, because I'm sorry. I really love you. I was like, oh, that's, you resolved that, okay. I know, Ariana's so sweet. She's just like, okay, it's resolved. And Riley's saying, yeah, I went to therapy. And then I was like, I just want to be better

because like, I want to be better with my issues and stuff. And I failed myself. She's like, no, you didn't. You didn't, you're great. You're amazing. We're friends forever. She's like, yeah. So then Ariana invites her back to her house to get ready

because it's time for Georgia's brutalist Bowl party with sexualized bowling balls. Yeah. But first, Charlie and Anwar are going to have a scene. So Charlie's like, yo, yo, yo, dad, father figure, what are you up to today? He's like, trading a little bit, having a career, doing things successful, you know, things you've never done in your entire life. I might even go to the gym. Again, not a fun experience for you, skinny boy. Yeah, well, I might even go to the gym. Again, not a fun experience for you, skinny boy.

Yeah, well I might actually go to the gym before I leave because I gotta go set up my new apartment and everything. Oh, look at you, new apartment. You know what that means for me? New bills, new bills for Charlie. Fun for me, oh yeah. I can't wait to pay for a new apartment for you, you stupid little fuck.

Wow, actually might quote unquote go to the gym, just like you actually might quote unquote get a job someday or actually quote do something with your life or actually quote get a good personality for once. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I can't wait until I get a new bill for your couch. I've asked for pictures of it because I know it's the one place that you'll always be. By the way, have you do you have my speaker yet? I've been waiting

several weeks for you to give it back to me. It's like I'm so excited to be back in a luxury building. Oh really? Well don't forget they need a COI otherwise they won't let you in you stupid little idiot luxury building. Well that building is fun, very very fast stupid building. If I get complained from this building about letting losers in, I'm going to say, you did it to yourself, stupid. I told you it's a loser. You asked me to co-sign. I co-signed father of loser and they still accepted application.

Ah, yes. You're excited about being back in luxury building. That's like how I was excited when I finally had you, my son, and I thought, oh, look, I finally have an heir to leave everything to you and then I realized no, no, it will never happen. Okay, failure. It's what I said when your mother gave birth to your sister. I looked over at you and I said, finally a luxury child. Turns out he was loser child all along.

So Charlie is like, wow, 30 is just like right around the corner and that's stressful, you know, because like, where should I be in my right around the corner and that's stressful, you know, because like, where should I be in my life and what should I be doing? And I know that I live a lifestyle that is relatively frowned upon by my dad. Not relatively, completely, completely frowned upon. Yeah. But at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. You do get nothing for nothing. Actually, you get a lot for nothing. You get a lot for nothing.

I don't get nothing for everything. LeMith or Rob has nothing on you, that's for sure. LeMith or Rob? I wouldn't get nothing for everything. Le Miserab has nothing on you, that's for sure. It's like, I believe you want me to be happy. Oh, really? I want you to be happy. Is that is that a new word for employed? That's a new word for employed now? Happy? You know, if you were if you wrote Le Miserab, I believe the song would be called Masturbate in the House.

It's funny that you called Le Miserab because that was your first report card from pre-school. That's all it said. Les Miserables. You know, I had a dream, more like, I dreamt a dream, hold on one second, still trying to work on my limb. I blocked out Les Miserables for so much of my life because it reminded me so much of you. Okay, I dreamed a dream, more like I sat around on my stupid face. One thing I've always wanted to be ever since I've met you. On my

own. Castle on a cloud. More like bong making cloud. Okay, well let's leave my scene now. Let's just go to Georgia because she's going to Melody Lane's, talking to venue guy about sexualizing bowling balls. Even this girl, she wants to fuck bowling balls, she's doing more than you. Stupid. Stupid person. So, Georgia is like, okay, um, so, uh,

it's not gonna be traditional event bowling person. It's gonna be like party vibes. So, like, normally, you know how your bowling alley is normally all fluorescent lights. Now it's going to be 85% fluorescent light. And I'm going to have a red LED light in the corner. So get ready. I love that she's acting like this is such a new idea.

They already have all the lighting there for this. It's called Moonlight Bowl. How many times do I have to say this before someone on this show hears me? It's making me crazy. She's acting like it's like, like she's acting like people going to go bowling and drinking getting drunk while bowling is like a new idea. And I just love that she keeps saying things like, Oh my God, this is going to be amazing because there's going to be like bowling, but there's also going to be like dancing.

No, people dancing on bowling lanes. What are you, they're going to die. People will throw bowling balls and they will hit them in the legs. like dancing. No, can't people dancing on bowling lanes? What are you, they're gonna die. People will throw bowling balls and they will hit them in the legs. Do you understand? And then they will break their legs and fall down. And then you'll probably still keep bowling

because you'll have a bunch of drugged up kids in here throwing bowling balls at hookers on the ground. Yeah, good. It's gonna be a slaughter. Brooks and Cade are at the apartment. And Brooks is like, Cade, do you want to be a potential investor in my company? We're doing Resorware.

And he's like, we're not going to mix business and relationship. I mean, so I'm just going to let you. You can just do this. And he's like, but why can't you just be like an AirPod in my ear? It's like, I thought we talked about no more safety blankets. They're so cute. I love Cade. I want to find a Cade. It's like, oh man, I thought we talked about no more safety blankets. Yeah. They're so cute.

I love Cade. I want to find a Cade. Yeah. He's so sweet. It's cute. So then Seth and Meredith come in. He's like, ah, look who's here, mommy. Yeah, you could probably tell

because your umbilical cord was probably lighting up when that elevator came closer to you, am I right? All right, well, we're here. Saw Cade in the hallway, asked her about anal, she says it's going great. Good for you, kid. Good for you. I'm so proud of you.

Well, we are here to do a test run of something, of you doing a pitch for the future merger of Meredith Marks and Brooks Marks, and Marks and Marks, Marks and Brothers Daughters. And well, let's see your presentation. I see you've stuck a lot of pictures on the wall and used up your monthly allowance on Ink Toner. So thank you for using that.

Let's see what you have to say. Hi, my name is Brooks Marks. I make jogging pants. I take jogging pants from China and put a ribbon on them that says Brooks Marks. But recently I've discovered something called light terry. It's like terry cloth, but it's light. So we call it light terry, TM, TM.

Hey, wait, wacky father needs to interrupt for one second. I'm just saying the luxury sales all offer wine and champagne and they want their potential customers drunk. So it's a little tip from an angel investor to an angel son, because you are an angel. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Let me go to my sponsor, Vita Tequila. I love when he pulled out some Vita Tequila. I was like, yes. I didn't even notice that. I am, I am, uh, I'm failed as a podcaster. How did I not see that it was Vita Tequila? Clarket! Vita. So Brooks continues on, he's like,

fashion, fabric, et cetera, little toddlers need to grow up too. And Seth's like, wow, my brains are blown. Look at this, two words, pop-how, wow, huge, hilarious, amazing work son. Brooks Marks individual company LLC, $100,000. Okay, and you guys get 8% equity. And Meredith's like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

Stop, Roxie, honey. In exchange for, I just want to understand something. I came here thinking you were going to be pitching a merger between Meredith Marks and Brooksie Cobbler Marks. And now you're saying you want to have your own company. So I'm just going to need a little clarification on that. I apologize for not communicating this sooner, but I was in New Jersey. So I feel like that it's time for me to take a risk

and step back from Meredith Marks and grow my brand. I'm thinking about after 40 years, coming up with a new item. So she said, it's like, well, as a father, I love that you're spreading your wings. Oh my God, is there a burden here? Like, gross, disgusting. She's like, I need some porn.

I want no porn. Like she's not happy at all. And Seth is like, well, you had a business plan, kid. And let me tell you, a business plan is like pornography. You know it when you see it. And it just jerked off in my pants. Cheers. I just blurted it all over myself.

We have a deal. But I mean, I knew you'd have a deal, because we were parents. So Brooke's like, hold on. Mother, can you hold back? I want to speak to you privately. And by privately, I mean just three feet away while Dad lingers nearby. OK. I'm like really scared to not fully not work with you, because like, honestly, I've

It's like a paper towel. It great you absorb that that's that's stopped jerking off into my samples I've literally worked with you for like 10 years and like there's not been a single lemon I've cut without your hand on it also and I just I started your social media and like, I don't know what my relationship with my mom looks like when I'm not working. I don't know when you've learned so many words, but you will never be loved by your mother. I don't want you to resent me. I don't want you to resent me. I really do resent you, Bronson. You're all grown up. I'm not grown up yet. Come to mama, time for a feeding.

I'm not gone, mom. Mom, you want to use this terry light? It's high absorption. She's like, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He's like, next I think I need to have children. One thing at a time, honey. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He's when do we tell them that toddlers can't have children? So now we go to Omar and Charlie for their man meeting. Men talk privately about women. Okay. So let's have our man meeting. I'll meet you at Peachy's. Yeah. So Omar's like, um, Peachy's in China, dad.

So Omar is like, um, uh, you know, I didn't really get a chance to speak to you during the trip and stuff. And I typically like to deal with my issues and he's, when he talks, he swings his head around as if he's going to like, he's getting ready to do like a shot put or something. He's going to shot put his own head off his body and he's like, you know, I, you know, I don't know you. I just, I don't know what you said. And the language like speech for woman, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

It's just a lump who doesn't move at all. He's just like, yeah. Is everyone on this show on some kind of a Benzo? This is the lowest. His body is a lump, but he like rotates his hands in his head. He does like a weird look. It's like, yeah.

And his same fricking is like that one suit from like Jose Banks and he is just gonna wear it all the way down Yeah, which should take about one week So he's like, you know But like your language to a woman that I'm dating like that's obviously wrong And so we see a flashback to Charlie being like you stupid delusional bitch If you were a man, I would fucking hate you right now slap you in the fucking face So we come back and Charlie's like, valid, valid.

I felt like I quick, I felt disrespected, quite. And obviously my reaction made it go crazy. So I accept my responsibility in the escalation. Certainly, certainly. So yeah. Just some adult words there. I hope you can just chomp on those for a second, Omar. Okay?

Yeah. He's like, yeah, I respect Omar in every way. I mean, I think power to anyone who could be such an adult, you know? And like, I mean, he's two years younger than me. I mean, are you kidding me? I thought he was 10 years older than me, mainly because of this suit, you know? But, so then, then they, then it like,

so goes into this scene where they just like, talk about business, which is kind of funny. Now they become best friends. He's like, I'm sorry. He's like, yeah, man. He's like, but I like crypto. He's like. Now they become best friends. He's like, I'm sorry. He's like, yeah, man. He's like, but I like crypto. He's like, yeah, crypto, right?

He's like, yeah, bro, crap. Or like DJ. We're like DJs together. We're both like, I like really respect what you've done in this space, bro. Omar's like, obviously, like, you know, if I were to get, if I were to do crypto now, I'd probably do start like a very contrarian VC group.

And like, you don't really need to be like that have like that much experience just like whiteboards, like so many whiteboards and like whiteboards that would have pictures of crypto on it. And the crypto would fund more whiteboards. It's just like it would repeat itself. It's just like, bro, like this is the future, man. Charles is like, yeah, like choosing a good project, like it's like so many D gens. And he's like, yeah. You know, it's like,

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Join Wondery Plus right now. Omar's like, you know, crypto really attracts some, like, you know, denizens of society, you know what I mean? I'm like, yeah, I'm looking at two of them. I'm like, are they, is this, I thought this was for sure setting up Charlie getting caught at the crime scene of the crypto bros who are torturing the guy from Italy in Manhattan. But no, didn't get there. I was waiting for some projects because Charlie sounds like he's going to pitch.

He's like, yeah, like I've been trying to come up with a good project. Like I thought of a coin called fart. That's actually been done, bro. Shit. That's been done. Ass. That's been done. That's been done. Yeah, you know, I'm sorry, buddy. Charles is like, yeah, for sure. I think I'm like prone to like understanding the average crypto degenerate that I am to like understanding the average traditional finance investor. Because like obviously this I'll have toxicity in any group of people, especially with any degenerates, you know, financially. So like there's scams, you know, and like that's all sort of bullshit. Right. And I was like, yeah, oh, hoes.

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like, yeah. Oh, sorry. Since you brought up scams. Sorry to ma- Oh, George has called me twice. I guess we can't talk about scams anymore. I thought it was so funny when he's like, yeah, like financially there's scams and the music goes, and it like focuses on Omar's face because he was called a scammer. He's like, I mean, that's all bullshit. And he goes, yeah, well, George has called me like twice. She goes, yeah, because George is like fending for her mans. He's like, yeah, well, we're going to travel after this.

We're going to be going to like Korea, Japan, all over like basic Asia, basic Asia touring. And he's like, yeah, wow, bro. That's a good trial and tribulation. Living with a girl in your bed every day is difficult. You know, he's like, yeah, well, I love Georgia. This hopefully will be different. And I just can't wait to visit Asia with her

and come back with her from Asia. The two of us, we're touring together on the same flight from Asia, specifically Singapore. That will be a great moment for us. Our general Asia trip. So then we go to Bricks talking to Amira on the phone, and she's in France, and they're gossiping about Ava. And she's like, did she even apologize at least for not making your event? Like, did she even apologize for not making it your birthday party?

And he's like, and we see a flashback to him talking to Ava and he's like, I'm so sad you weren't there. She's like, yeah, I'm sorry. It's like the worst timing, like Trump came to town. So like, well, the trip was from like Wednesday to Friday. So I was like, confused if like something more was going on. And she's like, oh no, I mean, my fitting was supposed to be a Tuesday, but then they had to move it to,

or maybe the event was Thursday and the fitting was on Friday. No, sorry. The fitting was on Thursday. The event was on Tuesday. No. So the fitting and the event happened at the exact same time. I have to look.

When did you guys have dinner? Thursday. That's when the event was. No, Friday. That's when the event was. She's like, yeah, well, and he goes, yeah, she was like, I really need to get to this event for my career. And like, I support careers. And I'm here. It's like, um, for her career, a girl, girl. I mean, I have the actual invite here. Girl, this is a pop up in Montauk. Like I can justify missing your friend's birthday for a store opening, but for a fucking pop off, bitch.

Like I do think it was actually really fucked up that she did not show up for your birthday. I am like loving Amira. She just comes in and she just sort of like, she's saying everything that we're thinking. So now we go, now it's time to go to club club. Club club. Club club. What'd you say?

She's coming for blood. Yeah. Amira's taking no prisoners. So George and Danny are getting ready. Omar comes with an investor who I don't, I'm just sorry. I don't believe that's an investor. Who was that guy? He was, I think it was Sacha Baron Cohen.

I'm an investor and you guys can tell because I talk very low and I wear turtlenecks and glasses. So... And chains and I have like, a high pony. So, I mean, I really, I don't know what character actor this was, but great work. Great work. This was like, if this was Sacha Cohen, if it was Eric Andre, whoever you were in disguise, you did it.

You infiltrated a Bravo show. No one even noticed you. You're doing great. Yeah. Great work. So George is all mad. She's like, um, home, like, why did you bring investors when it's just starting and no one's here?

Like, don't you know, no one comes to a party until an hour after it starts? Like, what? I'm like, you just threw a party for Meredith Marks and you're upset that Ava showed up late. So this party's gonna be lame no matter what. Must be a mess. So Riley and Ariana are getting ready and they're just talking about

how this is gonna be a disaster. I'm trying to go, oh my God. I've seen pictures and it's a little confusing. Riley's like, yeah, I hope she proves me wrong. And then we go back and people are arriving. The Brooks has arrived, Chloe and Brooks and Gia. And then we see basically this opening, which it's a bowling alley. There's people hanging out at a bowling alley. And so Brooks is like, love the vibe.

You're like totally making bowling chic. And I love that like Brooks goes around the, he like encounters a vending machine and he acts like, I think he thinks that like Georgia installed it there as part of like this like cool retro thing. He's like, oh look, a vending machine. You're in a bowling alley. But it only takes quarters. What are quarters?

There's like projections up above the lanes of like women's shadows dancing. Like they're at a club and Bricks goes, Oh my God. Wow. She goes, yeah, I made those projections like a year ago. And he's like, Oh, I thought there were women like in a cage dancing back there. It's like, no.

Yes. So during the cell block tango at the bowling alley. But it was so funny, that vending machine, he's like, yeah, like stuff's in there, but you have to have something called quarters. It's like, where do I get that? Maybe they'll have it in cash from registries. Like, what's cash? So they go up there and they're like, should we do like $100 in quarters?

FRANCESC CAMPOY CHIFFLEMENTHALLE So then people are arriving, and Ariana is like, club club is really not giving club. This is not a club. And she's like, look, the club club is kind of like the Ariana Bierman of fashion designers. It's just not really giving what it's saying it's giving. Yeah. So Charlie comes and he's asking about Ava and Brooks is like,

yeah, I got a pedicure with Eva and I was like, I'm so sad you weren't at my party. And she was like, the event was on Thursday, but like the fitting was on Thursday. But the party went from Wednesday to Friday to Saturday to Monday to I don't know. And she was like, she was making up bullshit excuses the whole time. And Bruce like, I really don't want to jeopardize my friendship with Evan anyway, because like, it's really important that you have someone who's very bland in your life at all times. And she's that person for me. So if that means I have to buy some of my conflicting feelings,

like so be it. So then comes with her new man. Sorry about your arm, sir. Sorry about your arm. Hey, did anyone see Hook? He was at Club Club. No, I didn't see Hook at Club Club. Hey guys, I'm bringing Hook and I just wanna make sure that there's no crocodiles with timing watches on them.

He'll get really triggered. How does he feel about vending machines? Does he know about quarters? They're apparently like a thing. So Hudson and Ariane are talking. And I don't know, they're talking about Ava. And they're like, well, yeah, she should have been there for your birthday.

Yeah, you should say something, but I know you hate confrontations. So I'm like, there's no way Brooks is going to be like, so Ava, are you? Because this is New York. You need to learn to be a listen as a New Yorker. Let me tell you, learn to be a New Yorker. This is your time.

This is your time. I love the smell of piss. I'm wearing it tonight. Do you smell it? So New York. Yeah, I understand New York so well. So yeah, Ava like shows up behind them. And so it's like awkward.

And Brooke's like, oh my God, I have to say something. Well, Ava, you know, I like love you so much for some reason. It's not your personality. I don't really know what it is, but maybe because you're pretty and which is why I like talking to you now, like it makes me like, so uncomfortable. So yeah, so they finally have to go have a little talk. Yeah. He's like, yeah, like what you're saying is different from what Amir is saying. It's like, don't let like other people get in your head. Because like, I mean, I'm not even 100 percent sure she was invited, but it was like in the Hamptons.

So it had been like eight hours in the car from Jersey Shore to Montauk. So like technically, yeah, I could have come. But like, you know, hair and makeup, like I just didn't want to. So he's like, wow. OK, good, I'm so glad we talked. She's like, great. Yeah, so basically just my birthday wasn't worth it. Exactly, okay, thanks. That was like a hug, that was like a hug.

So Hudson's like, look, I'm not trying to be in the middle of this, but I am stuck in the middle. And Ava's like, well, why are you stuck in the middle? And they're like, oh my God, oh my God, Hudson, Hudson. He's like, no, I'm stuck in the middle of you too. I need to get out. Can you please step aside? I need to get out of here. And Arianna is like, my inner thoughts are I'm trying to shut the fuck up. I'm trying to shut the fuck up. I'm trying to shut the fuck up now. So Ava's like, you don't have to be involved Hudson. And he's like, but also, and she,, Ariana's still like, Oh my God, keep your mouth to yourself. Keep it to yourself. Hudson's like, well,

like I'm legitimately stuck. So I'm finally shy. It's just like, can we go bowl? Like, my God, I'm the only one here with a job. I was actually looking forward to bowling. These balls have condoms coming out of them. Why do I want to fuck these bowling balls? George is like nailed it, nailed it. Ariana's like story arc is complete because she's like,

I decided not to butt in and I kept that promise to myself. I did not butt in over a minor discussion. Like, wow, she's come full circle, she's grown. New York has made her full woman now. So they start to do some more bowling. And then Georgia has sit down with with Miguel, the crypto investor. And she's like, So what do you think about club club? It's just like it is what it is, right? Just says what it is. It's on the nose. It's like, it's like, well, I have a question. I mean, I want the idea. I want the vision. I

want the inspiration. She's like, um, look around. What do you not get? Fluorescent lighting, check. Projections, check. Balls that are like sexual and have condoms coming out of the little finger holes. Check, check, check. She's like, look, you've got merriment. You've got joy. You've got like lighting. You've got flooring. There's walls. There's air. There's sandwiches.

There's like dancing. There's projections. There's happiness. There's walls, there's air, there's sandwiches, there's like dancing, there's projections, there's happiness, there's people, uptown, downtown, midtown. Do you understand what I'm saying? Town, town, town, town. I like the concept, I like the concept. And then you can just branch, like diversify. Diversify, diversify, diversify, diversify,

synergize, it's gonna change the world. People all across America are gonna bowl. Wow. Like yeah. So you're saying you're saying this sport could really take off in every town in America. Wow. Yeah. Innovator sports sports.

So they've made a deal. So now we go back to Charlie and he's hugging George and he's like, wow, fun party. Love you. Glad we made up. Omar and I had a good conversation. She's like, yeah, he said you were cracking him the fuck up. Like, I was fucking amazing. He said you said degen a lot and tribulation. So he's like totally into you.

Yeah. So George is like, everyone have an announcement. Thank you. Get ready for Club Club in 2025. Okay, everyone. Because everyone I talked to was like elated, like taking balls and rolling them down across the floor and knocking over pins. What an idea. Oh, my God. Club Club. Yeah. Riley's like, yeah, I definitely wanted to be proven wrong. And I was right. So and Ariana's like, yeah, I definitely wanted to be proven wrong. And I was right. So, and Arianna is like, well, the food was good. And they said, oh yeah, that's not her food. She's

like, oh, sorry. And we just see the food and it's chicken tenders. Yeah. And Ava is like, you know, this friend group, we've definitely had our small little tips, but at the end of the day, we can still like get together and support each other. And I love that. Like no one wants to hear from you, Ava. Everyone's mad at you. And then she's, she pulls a strike and no one even pays attention. She said, anyone know? Okay. So now we have, Yay. That was a good show. It was a good season, but it's not over. Yes. We have this like fun kind of like,

this is what happened the rest of the year for these kids in New York. So we see everyone doing things. We see Brooks, he's doing like a photo shoot. Shy's playing guitar. Dylan is shirtless and running around the city, working out, being hot. And then our- I thought that was the only time they showed Dylan.

Like Dylan's not even on this show, but they'll show him occasionally shirtless. But now he has a beard. So that's his growth. He's really grown up. So Ariana and Hudson are walking down the street and Ariana's like, my first summer in New York is like what I hoped it was going to be. It was like, forget about it. Am I right?

I'm a real New Yorker now. And her dog poops in the crosswalk. Someone was like, God damn it. What the fuck? Shut the fuck up, asshole. Okay, Perriana's made it. She's a New Yorker. And then Brooks is like,'s a New Yorker.

And then Brooks is like, moving to New York has changed my life entirely. Like I'm not working for my mom anymore. And I do think cutting the cord, I think we cut the cord. And I might be hanging on by like a thread, but like I cut it, I've grown. Yeah, now instead of working for my mom, I'm just like working for myself with money my mom gave me. So it's like totally different.

And then we see a scene of like, of Brooks and Seth going to like going to someone where Seth is going to pretend to be a potential investor and not the dad. So Seth is there and Brooks is making like a pitch and Seth is like, I'm a potential investor. And Brooks is like, dad. He's like, oh, and I'm the dad. So. So. So. So then now it's fall and Gia, Christian, Hudson and Ariana are having lunch and talking about how Gia

has been with Christian for five years, wears the ring. And she's like, maybe soon. He's like, maybe in like four years. And she's like, maybe soon. He's like, maybe in like four years. And she's like, four years? That's like another decade. Yeah. And then we go to Ava. I believe that she believes.

Yep. Yes, exactly. And then Ava and Dash are in the car talking about hook because they're dating. And Dame is like, so you guys talked about marriage yet? And she's like, um, he has to move it. Like he, he was like, she wants me to move in with him. And he's like, damn, when, when, when you get, when do you guys stay then? And she's like, well, I don't know, I'm going to go to your crib, whatever. It's like, no one cares. And then we go to Charlie driving

and he's like, you know, I'm almost 30 and you know, that's something that's driving a lot of my decisions and behaviors is, uh, what's it like to skateboard around Manhattan when you're 30 instead of 29? It's weird. Cut to Georgia squirting a water gun in her mouth. This fucking girl. So Omar gets a text from Charlie and he's like, hey, really interested in consulting in this project?

I'd love to continue helping. So now he's agreed to help raise some money for Omar's business. Whatever that business may be. Whatever it is. And then we find out that Georgia and Omar have like moved in together and they're like in this high rise and everything is great between them. And then we go to, we and Myra and Brooks at dinner. And she's saying that like,

they're talking about their relationships and Brooks is saying that his relationship with Kate is just like really healthy, doesn't feel like it deserves it. And she also feels like she's like, no, you do deserve it. Like this is the genuously happy I've ever seen you unlike that bitch, Georgia. Hello, that's someone who's never had red Robin. Okay. So then we get to the good part.

So Georgia and Omar are in Singapore and we see pictures of her like jumping into the water. And she's like, yeah, we're planning like this Christmas trip to Singapore, like general Asia, because like Omar doesn't have to work one week out of the year. So we did it. And then we get to Brooks and Charlie

and they're starting to gossip. Oh no, Brooks and Ava. So Brooks goes, Georgia and Omar broke up. And they're like, oh my God, oh my God, what happened? So then we go back to Amira and Charlie, and Amira's like, oh my God, they're broken up? Heartbroken, heartbroken. Google him, Google him.

And then Amira's like, well, she did fat shame me on national television. So that bitch can rot in hell. She did not fat shame you. You're so ridiculous. Red Robin. The Red Robin Mira that will never be forgotten. My God. So now Georgia, they're like, Oh my God, did Georgia post a TikTok about this? Oh my God. No, she didn't. So we see the TikTok and George is like, Oh my God, life is so funny.

One day you're living in a $10,000 a month apartment. You're with a man you think you're going to marry, you're sexualizing bowling balls for him. And then you get into one fight and he cuts you off financially And it turns out that she's stranded in Singapore with like no way to get home and Omar packed up all her shit and sent all her shit in boxes to Charlie's Hallway, and we see a stack of these boxes that he just has to take in Omar was like you have to accept these boxes

because I'm your boss now, so enjoy. What was this one disagreement? Jesus. I would like to know, yeah. So boom, Charlie and George are now roommates. Dun, dun, dun. And Amira's like, you know Omar's sketchy, right? Like Google him, Google him, okay. And Charlie's like, you know, he's, you know, Omar sketchy, right? Like Google him, Google him.

Okay. And Charles like, no, he started a very legitimate company. And I am contractually obligated to say that it's legitimate. She's like, oh yeah, I love being messy. So now we have monologues about how New York they are. And like, it's important to have friends and they do have friends because they're New Yorkers. That's what New Yorkers. That's what New York is all about.

Arianna's like, well, I don't know that I would necessarily say that I'm a New Yorker, but I'm definitely on my way. And scene. Um, just before we go, I looked up Hook, because I didn't remember seeing him on the show. So, so you, this dork, let on the show. So so you this dork. Let me show you. Oh, this is Eva and Hook. God, I'm scared.

I'm scared. We've already been through so much in 2025. I look at this dorky kid. This is so fucking funny. It's this scrawny little this off brand. Jeremy Allen White. No, please. With a really tall hat pulled all the way down to his eyebrows. That's just funny.

This douche. No, I'm sorry. Oh, Best Buy, hello. No, no. Ava, you can do so much better. Why is she wasting her pretty, which she has so much of on this guy? This is a no.

This is a big no for me. I'm gonna give the hook to Hook. AEW star Hook. Best star? Wrestling fans are always interested This is a no. This is a big no for me. I'm gonna give the hook to hook. AEW star Hook. That's our... Wrestling fans are always interested in what's going on in their favorite star's lives. Recently, AEW star Hook was spotted with a woman on social media. What's AEW?

All Elite Wrestling. Oh, you know what's so funny is that there was someone... There was someone from this wrestling league that was on a flight of mine like recently. And I knew this because he had like a big t-shirt of like himself. I was like, wow. Like, how do you know that someone's someone's in an off-brand wrestling league is that they have to advertise their face on their body just to get

people to be like, Oh, that's cool. Yeah. He's, um, he's a wrestler. He's a professional wrestler. He made his debut in 2021 and quickly gained attention for his calm, cold demeanor and his impressive in-ring ability. Wow. Chris Jericho is part of All Elite Wrestling.

How the mighty have fallen. Oh, he's not a scrawny little kid, that's for sure. I just looked up his, I just Google image searched him. Wow. Oh, Ava. OK, I get it now. Way better pictures in Google images. I was so young, I shouldn't even be saying that.

Well, hook it up. I'm sorry. Then I take it all back. I honestly, no, no, he's a douche. Look at that picture. I'm standing by it. I don't care if he's a wrestler. He'd still be a wrestler and a douche.

Well, yeah, I mean, I'm not saying he's not a douche. I'm saying he's not scrawny because I said he's a scrawny. He's a scrawny. Oh, no, no, no, no, he's not. No, he's not scrawny. They showed him like the photo of the two of them together and he was like jacked to like, you know, like I'm showing you now. So you like Mira. Oh, yeah, he's jacked. So young or so young to be hitting each other.

Why are you hitting each other? Stop it, be nice to each other. Hey, can we have a sport that's just be kinding? Can we be kinding to each other? I'm gonna kind you, bro. That's a great idea. Get in the ring and let's kind each other. Like, I like your shirt. Oh!

Gold medal. All right, everybody, thanks for being with us this season of Next Gen NYC. This was super fun, I love this show. I hope it has 20,000 more seasons. Yeah, I think it will because it was the number one premiere of all time in the history of humankind. So no, it was great. It was a great show. Super fun. Thanks everyone for being here and we'll catch you on the next episode of Crap Ins. Bye.

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