Watch What Crappens - #2948 Crappy Hour 7/28/25: Jax’d Off with Guest Misha Brown

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

Misha Brown (@yourbestiemisha) joins @RonnieKaram and @BenMandelker to talk Jax's departure from The Valley and all things in Bravo goss on this week's Crappy Hour. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Rondola. How are you? Good. How's everything going over there for you, babe? It's great. It's great. It's another crappy hour. I'm excited. How's everything going over for you? Good. We just did an Amazon Live and I gave myself a nice red light facial. So I'm feeling very relaxed and as you should.

At peace. At peace with the world. And you know what else really made me feel at peace? Jacks is fired from everything. So I'm feeling so good. I feel like the universe is finally starting to pay attention to our audience. Okay? To the earth's audience.

Yeah. But before we get into everything, we would like to introduce one of our friends, our pod friends, fantastic podcaster. You guys have heard his podcast, I'm sure, and you've at least heard us on it. If you have any kind of goodwill, his name is Misha Brown.

He is from the big flop. Hello, Misha. Hi, bestie. How are you? Hi. Oh, my gosh. Rolls of reverse this time. Pressures on.

I like it. Welcome to our domain. You win the award. You win the award for literally the best camera we've ever had, like a guest have on crappins. I've never had. had such a crystal clear, beautifully lit guests. So congratulations.

Thank you so much. Yeah, I know. And you and Ben look like you could be kind of next to each other on the same set. I'm just somewhere random with sunlight. You look great too, Ron. Stop it. You're nice, moody little places. I'm like, yeah, skin cancer, let's do this.

Misha, it's good to talk to you, babe. What are your, what would you say are your flops? You celebrate flops, the big flop. So what would you say are your big flops for the summer so far? Oh, big flops for the summer. So listen, I caught a little bit of heat today, not going to lie. Really? Because today's episode of the big flop is on Katie Perry.

And so some of her fandom came for me a little bit being like, she just got a broken up with. And I was like, well, we did record it before that got announced to be fair. That's very floppy. Like with making people who just got dumped. She earned that. She earned it. She earned it. Perry, she earned it.

Yeah. She did. But honestly, like, I think the biggest flop, though, is, is like, she cannot sell that tour. Yeah. Yeah, Live Nation reached out to me. They're like, do you please come? I was like, I'm not traveling to another city to go see Katie Perry for free even. Sorry.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a pretty big flop. You know what was not a flop was George Santos going into prison. I know. What a great, what a great anti-flop. Yeah. He's a flop. Yeah. What about you? What are your flops?

I think that George Santos counts as a flop, don't you? I mean, he really tried it. Although he did come far for a flop. He was a flop who, like, really gained a following, you know? Yeah. And a lot of money on Cameo. Yeah, a lot of money. He reversed Katie Perryed. You know, Katie Perry is more of a flop because she's, you know, she was really famous. Now she's coming down. And he's different because he was little and came up. and is not going to jail. You know, so it's better. George Santos beats Katie Perry. That's what I say. Yeah.

I guess like flop for me, I guess, you know, I'll just like bandwagon and go for the Epstein files. Why not? Like that's a flop. Yeah. All the way around. No. No, I mean, they're not out.

You mean, like a non-release of the Epstein files? Man, I've been waiting for those things for years. Those things ain't never come in. Well, did you see today's? The files are not coming. Did you see today's little headlines that Just after the DOJ goes and talks to Galane Maxwell, she's like, wait, we should read, we should talk about overturning my conviction, actually. Oh, yeah.

And then Trump was like, he's like, I mean, maybe I'll think about it. I did it for the Christie's. Hey, why not? I can do it for you. She's like, I'm going to unflop myself. Look, Santos is in. I should go out one in one out, right? That's how it works. That's how it works. Speaking of Flops and the Christie's getting out of jail, was that their name? The Chris Lee. Chris Lees. The Chris Lees.

Yeah. Them getting out of jail. Did you read that the husband, is it Chris Chris? Chris. What's his name? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think it's Chris. He's like, ooh, my wife coming out of jail, that look was a turn off.

So that's what finally did it. That's what did it for you, huh? Chrisley. What a little asshole. He probably had a great time in jail. Let's just be honest. He probably. His wife came out of jail looking hot, by the way.

I was like, yes. I mean, she looked like she could serve me lunch in the fifth grade, but also. kick someone's ass, but also kind of hot, like ride a motorcycle. I was into it. Okay. Good for her. What's her name, Dana? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Dana, Chrisley. We'll just say it.

Dana, Chrisley. Hey, Dana. Hey, Dana. She gives me Crisley energy. You know, it's not a flop because we were just talking backstage that you went to Backstreet Boys also. Oh, yes. A week or two before us, but we just went and we had the best

time. That was reverse flop. Same. I loved it so much. That was like, you know what, I was anticipating. I'm going to be completely honest. I was going strictly for the nostalgia factor, but I thought it was going to be a little cringy just based on how long it's been since we've performed and, you know, been a boy band together. But I thought they were really great. They did a great job. They were so good. They were really good. And plus we've done a bottle massage in the seats because the seats vibrated. Yeah. You know what I loved about it too was like, like, most of the audience was of a certain age. And so most of us were sat.

I loved that. I told Ben that because I had gone to see Beyonce the night before. And there were only a couple of times we could take the ante sitting down break. You know, like I call it like the aunties, anti hour or whatever. But man, in Backstreet Boys, we got to sit down for more than half of that show. I loved it. Sat. I was like, my back, my lower back is loving this.

Just watch videos. Watch spaceships going through space. It does have appear. like the wave, big giant crashing waves over your head. Like it was like being at the planetarium. We have an update, by the way, in the comments from CSBS, who reminds us that the Christie's names are Todd and Julie. And Chris Christie is just our brain melding Chris Christy with Todd Christy.

We don't follow those. Thank you so much. Nose people who are losing their mind. So sorry, David. Whoever Dana Chrisley is out there feeling attacked. I'm so sorry. The big flop is the three of us on our Chrisley knowledge. It's us.

I hope there's not some lunch lady named Dana Crisley out there somewhere feeling extremely offended. Just like an avid, watch what crappins fan. She's listening right now, just like tears. Some lunch lady, they'll be like, hey, Dana, I heard that you were in jail and that you got a makeover. And that you looked great, yeah. I heard that you looked great. All right, let's go into some bravo news. We have been.

I have personally felt so unattacked by the world. You know, like, I feel like lately the world is just not going our way. There's just so much going wrong in it. What do you mean? I won't get specific. But, I mean, the Chris-leys were let out. You know what I mean? Things like that.

Dana-Christley, free again, free to abuse people at lunchtime. But things have not been going well. But you know what? That bad luck turned the second we finished the last crappy hour almost. Jacks was fired from the Valley. I don't care what they say. He did not take time off for rehab because he's not going to rehab. So if he took time off for rehab, he's not going to spend it wisely.

I'll say that. Jacks is gone. Ding dong. The Jacks is dead. What say you? You know what? I have such a love-hate relationship with Jacks because, I mean, he is a whole mess, right? We can all agree that he is a whole mess.

But he also really makes good TV. And I do love watching him. I think he's aware of who he is and he's, you know, he's playing that villain character pretty well. But, oh, my God. Here's how I think about it. I think that I would have loved to hate him if we were friends back in my party days. I just, like, grew up 14 years earlier than he did. I realized it wasn't a cute look after a certain age.

Who doesn't love a friend with Coke? Right? I would have loved to fight with him. But, you know, I think with this whole season, I was kind of riding the fence with him on how I felt about this journey because I'm someone who gave up drinking and I'm, you know, sober. And I was like, okay, you know, good for you that you're trying and you can see the steps and all of that. And I was just like, man, everything's coming at him from every different angle. And then I think when I watched him like just hone in on Danny, I was like, oh, wait, there's the little child boy who hasn't grown up yet. So we're just the same jacks from 10 years ago.

Nothing's really changed. So, yeah, I'm same with you. I'm like, some time away might be good for you. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's even going to be. I don't think he can be fixed at this point. I really don't.

I think that, like, he has never learned his lesson. He's going to wind up finding an audience that's going to embrace him. And he's going to lean into narratives of canceled culture. Yeah. He can't say anything anymore. and like what happened to when like a woman supported a man he's gonna do that whole thing it's like it's so inevitable his entire his entire rehab journey just just felt like BS like I just I just never

heard that you could be in frequent contact with with people in rehab I didn't know that was a thing believe it not I actually used a weird corner of my career is that I used to write reviews for rehab facilities oh my gosh Did you know this Ronnie? No. I'm trying, I'm going back in my Rolodex of all the things we've told each other over the years. I do not remember that. You don't even do anything.

You don't, I have to explain drugs to you. I was like a rehab travel writer. I would basically go on the website. I would call them up. I'd get information out of right blurbs. That was like, this rehab offers these kind of services. You have to, you have no communication. They have, this is the food schedule.

this is what amenities they have. I was like a, I would do this. And I don't seem to remember any of them that were like, you get full access to your phone all the time. You know, none of them said that. I don't ever want to hear the phrase rage texting. Kenney said that so many times. But he did.

You could see the little shots of her phone and he was going for it. Yeah. And the whole, like I don't. believe he went to rehab because he was taking calls. You know, I think that that's a fair point. I don't believe he went to rehab because his pupils never changed and he continued screaming and yelling and sweating all over every

match this morning. So that's why I did. She said his forehead is greasy. His pores are greasy. His hair is greasy. That was my favorite part of the season when she's like, I used love him so much. Now he's greasy. It's just so greasy.

That was such a great epiphany for her to finally see the grease it's like she finally like it was everything was lifted the mask was lifted and all she saw was grease so much grease what we've been seeing for all these years on tv she's finally found a chicken wing she does not want so um um um amy says i'm very pleased with his decision i think is reading the room well and i think the most important thing is that i hope that he can work on his issues and comes up uh and this comes up at the reunion he comes up at every reunion and he comes up at every reunion

Andy, it's every single reunion he's been like, I'm changing, I'm changing. I'm so sorry, but I'm changing. Yeah, so the problem with Jacks Taylor is that coming seems to be a constant problem for him. It gets him into trouble a lot. So things do come up with him for sure. Yeah, like, yeah, like, he's good of this. I'm so proud of his. It's such a canned response from Andy to be like, oh, I'm so happy. I think he's going to really work on himself. I'm happy this is like he's doing this. It's like, I don't think Andy is actually sincerely happy. He just has to say that because he has to be, you know, friendly to all the Bravo stars. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, I just think it's funny. For me, it's like you quit a reality show that you started because reality starts catching up with you. And I was looking at a lot of comments over this. Once, you know, we got our, we knew what we're going to be talking about today. And there are so many comments. of people suggesting that he is faking this. And the only reason he's letting go of his name on the bar and stepping away from the show is so that Britney will have to pay him alimony. Yes. Well, that's another thing. He wants to get alimony from Brittany. So if he is showing no income, then that's one way to get.

What a trash reputation to have. He's going to do that other way, though, because he's not making a ton of money from Jacks is. He's, that's a licensing deal. You know, I don't have his financials in front of me, but he doesn't actually own that place. It's like some little, have you been over there? I have not been over there because I have pride and taste. No offense if you've gone. But it's just a little back portion of Rockos, a restaurant that's out there, that they put a different sign on and let him sell some booze.

So he maybe gets like a small percentage of that bar, but he's not making, he's not rolling a dough from that. Yeah. Well, and he may not be anymore because the news is that Jacks Taylor is stepping away from his Los Angeles bar, Jack's Studio City. And you know what's so funny, just looking at it, written out, Jack's Studio City, it looks like he probably reads that as like,

this is my version of Studio City. It's not like it's Jacks is located in Studio City. Jack's Studio City is like, yeah, this is my town. I own this place. Yeah. That's the way he probably thinks. This is the heart of Studio City. This is my studio city.

But he has left it. He made the decision to terminate his partnership, according to TMZ. He's not far from that, too. Yeah, he said it was a carefully considered and necessary step to prioritize his sobriety and mental health. You were fired from your own bar. We all know it. And if you get fired from Jackson, that's just, that's just sad at that point.

Because like Ronnie said, it's not even like a real bar. It's just like a backroom with some, you know, fake succulence and a beer tap. Crazy. You know what? I will say, I do jump on the bandwagon of like if Andy really meant his sentiments toward the situation. because I just always think about these people, like, these are not next-gen, NYC cast members. These are people in their 40s. They're full-grown adults.

And, you know, that's all well and fine for them to, like, act like this on national television for themselves. But they do have real children who did not make those choices, but do have to deal with those real-life consequences of mommy and daddy choosing to be reality stars. Yeah, that's true. And I mean, look, I always feel for the kids, but I'm going to feel for Jackie. as kids no matter what's happening because they're not. One thing that I really loved about the Jacks news is I was thinking, well, we already got our good news about Jacks being fired. Is that my good news for the year?

You know, because I was still in kind of a negative place. And then the season finale of the Valley was on last week and Jacks was doing his whole attacking Danny, you know, coming for him and trying, you know, doing whatever he was doing to him. My gosh. Danny came out with his revelation, you know, Jack's is fucking all, you know, employees for him. from his bar. And I loved that Danny, who's really been coached by Nia the whole season, to just keep your peace, Danny, let him steal your piece. I love that he finally volleyed one back at Jacks. And it could have gotten him fired. I mean, he got fired right after that. Yeah. So they can take a lot. Like, they'll take a lot as long as it's famous.

And we see the old guy, you know, who owns Rockos or whatever, hanging out with Jacks now, like trying to be one of the group. We saw him on the season finale again. We saw him try to tell off the, you know, the group of friends. Like, you guys went in and took over his bar last night and put Brit's name on it. Like, we saw him, like, standing up for Jacks. So we know that that guy would actually be standing up for Jacks, but now it's come to attack Rocco's business because you can't have that. That's sexual harassment, sir. So I really like that Danny ended up kind of getting one over on Jacks in the end. Yeah. Well, and it was his behavior towards Danny was, it came out of nowhere. It was just like he had his, like, sight.

set on him. It was like, you know, wolf stalking his prey. It was, it was bizarre to me. And I was like, okay, even if all of the things you're saying are true, like, I just don't understand why we're spending so much energy on this. It's a massive deflection. He just does not like, massive deflection. Yeah, he's like, he knows he has messed up. And he was just waiting to find someone else to drag down. I mean, it is truly like crabs in a bucket. And he, he, he heard that there was a talk about Danny. And he's like, I can go up to Danny. make him look worse than me, and then I won't be the worst guy here. Like, that's what he's always done.

And it just did not work this time. It really, he just, he couldn't, he couldn't get this thing off of him. Yeah. It's beautiful that it happened on another season where he said, this is my show. You're on my show. That's when he got fired from. Like he said. As well.

But Zach, too, this season was, that last episode was wild. Zach did a great job. Did a great job. Oh, my gosh. It was that was a chaotic finale. I loved it. It was really good. I like Loki.

Loki my favorite part was when Zach like just dropped his arm into two tuna tartars. I don't know why. I was like a slapstick moment of the night for me. I was like, this is a great finale. Yeah. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So news that shocked nobody but one person whose name is Keny Moore.

Is that Keny Moore confirms she's not. not returning to real housewives of Atlanta. What were all thoughts? I saw that. I mean, there's so many things, right? Okay, listen, so there's the dirty photo scandal, which, you know, people are saying there's a lot to do with that. Her, you know, leak in those photos. Yeah.

But I think the biggest bombshell that has me, because Atlanta's one of my favorite cities in this, in this universe. And her saying that there's going to be two new cast members and that the would, be well-known people, like names, has me on the edge of my seat. Yes. Do you like who she mentioned? Let me see who she said. Did she say? Well, she hinted and then people are guessing. Okay. I didn't see any guesses. I did see them and I don't have them here. So I'll shut up for a minute and research why you guys talk about it.

Well, I agree. I think that like, I think that if she is to come back to Atlanta, it's just too soon after that scandal, especially since Brit is threatening to sue Bravo. I think they have a little bit for, you know, until that blows over. I think they will have her back, though, because every, the audience was firmly anti-Brit. And so Bravo's usually going to follow what the audience is saying, especially if their show is struggling a little bit. So maybe they'll try to ritual with some new people.

But if they bring on two new people, I wonder who's out. Well, Brit is up. I guess Britain in Kenya, but Kenya was a friend of. So Brit is definitely out. And I wonder if they'll drop anyone else. They'll just expand.

I think they're keeping everybody. I think they're keeping everybody. And then the rumors are that, let's see here. K. Michelle and Pinky Cole set to join. Oh, K Michelle. Mm-hmm. K-Michel.

Okay. That's very cool. Those are the rumors. So we'll see, buddy. By the way, Kenya's doing a fun job just kind of making her own confessions on YouTube. She seems to be kind of a fun idea. Yeah. Well, just shit.

I'll just pretend I'm on the show and do my own confess. We should do that, Ben. We should have our own confessionals. We should transition this podcast. Just confessionals. Just confessional. When Kenya said, that I really felt like, what are you talking about? You're my best girlfriend.

Like, who's this guy? When I saw her walk into that salon, I thought, oh no, poster boards, Kenya. Oh, you guys, it would be really good. I'm, I'm on board for this. I support it. Just bespoke fan thick confessionals on the other. Not bespoke. My hairy mobs coming out of a ballgame. So, um, real, this is a, this is a, this is a, this is a, one sounds fun to me. I love the headline. Real Housewives of Potomac

alum Candace Dillard Bassett unfollows Real Housewife of Atlanta, Portia Williams, after filming The Traders. Don't, Tunton. Wow. How do you feel about this? Yeah, let us know. Okay. What do you think? So now this has me very excited because I love the traders. I was almost cast on season one actually before they went, before they went mostly famous people. When in the early rounds of auditioning and casting they were it was just going to be regular people and what do you need to be considered famous you've got like a million followers well this was years ago so i've grown a lot since then but yeah they were interested me because i wouldn't know what

that's like some sort of yeah but um but i've been in love with the show ever since and so no because lor right these two girls like they have these two women they have a lot of history with each other back to Bravo's chat room and Real Housewives Ultimate Girl Trip and everything. So for them to have that history of drama then going into a reality show where there is murder and backstabbing and you're lying right to each other's faces, it's like, okay, what caused, you know, the official act of the unfollow, you know, very, I can't wait. Very exciting stuff. Do you guess that's something that's like murder-based, like where one of them had to betray the other one?

you think it's just like personality stuff. I'm going to go with just personality stuff. I think it doesn't even have to do with like plot. I think it's going to be a mix of both, to be honest. I mean, personally, I didn't, I thought they already, I don't even know they were on good terms because my memory of the ultimate girls trip that they did on Peacock a few years ago, Candace and Portia had beef back then.

And they were like not getting along. So when it's like, oh, Candice unfollowed Portia, I was like, I thought they already didn't like each other in the first place. but maybe they had mended or something along the way. I think when I was looking, when I saw the headline and I read into it that, you know, they had kind of lost touch. I think was one of them said. We've kind of like, I don't know, yeah, just slowly parted ways.

But I don't know if the unfollowing, you know, it was like they still followed each other on Instagram or whatever, but something hasn't. But this is also Candace. And like, honestly, it may be just as simple that Candace was, you know, was up for, was in the line of fire and everyone voted for Candice and Portia voted for Candice like everyone else and then Candace comes home

and is like, the fact that she would vote for me when we had our sisters and we were both on the real housewives, that just bothered me. Because she built an entire like rivalry against Robin, Robin on Potomac of Rodney Vic. Very similar, you know? Like I can't believe you would say that thing. It was like so

tenuous. So, you know, she's good for a tenuous feud. Well, and I think that's that's that's that's that's the housewives franchise because they it's every season of the traders they're just like but wait we're the housewives and there's no other series it's like they're like other people are like we know each other we've met each other so alliance the other ones are like we're housewives yeah that's it be interesting well they have to on that show because they get kicked off first every time you know they get rid of all the housewives yeah yeah oh so good the jealous of their fan base um by the way um michia before you go i just want i feel like we

we forgot to mention, we did not even pour a little drink out for the, uh, for one of the biggest flops, which is the Aaron and Michelle relationship from the valley because Aaron and Michelle have broken up. Oh my gosh. I know we all thought they were going to be a forever couple. Another unfollow there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. I know we thought they were going to last forever. Michelle and Aaron, but they are splitsville. They ended their, their relationship was announced to be deceased. I cannot believe it. I can't believe that. How do you think those crazy kids were going to last forever, Misha?

I don't think any of these people are going to last together. Listen, the only thing, the only aspect of their lives that I'm jealous of, like, I watch these reality shows and I see that like literally every time they get together, it's over food. And I'm just like, that could be me. I could get on board with that aspect of being a reality TV star because they are just they're at brunch or those just little snacks on the table. They're having, you know, cocktails.

I'd have a mocktail. Sounds fabulous. But then the rest of it is just such garbage. Well, I mean, I agree with you, except when you really think about it, because I used to think that, too. Like, I have, like, eating issues. Like, I just always want to eat. Like, I go up and down 200 pounds within a year. Like, I'm not even lying multiple times.

My heart will pop soon. But I always thought that, too. I was like, I want to be on these shows because all you do is eat. but they never eat because you look crazy when you eat. So you're basically going to all these great places and being served free food and then you can't eat the food. So it's actually kind of like the seventh circle of hell. Yeah, I don't know. There'd probably be memes of me, just like shoveling, no shrimp in my mouth.

Yeah, I would not care. Yeah, it's free food. That could be me. I love it. Well, thanks so much for being here, Misha. You can follow Misha on Instagram at your bestie Misha. also follow the big flop. What else?

Is there anything else we should? Well, I mean, it's a while away, but my debut book, Be Your Own Bestie, is comes out February of 2026. Oh, nice. I love it. Congratulations. That's awesome.

Thank you. Well, let us know so we can plug it. Yeah. When it comes out. Yeah. We'll see you. It's been great talking to you. I always love chatting with you.

All right. Thanks for coming on. All right. Bye. Bye. All right, everybody. We will be. staying here for a bit and then taking your calls towards the end of our hour here so ben what else

would you like to discuss today on crepea well we've been talking about some heavy stuff you know talking about like addiction and rehab talking about scandals with pictures from kenya more and everything and i just wanted to as long as we're talking about serious shit let's talk about if we're going to talk about serious shit we're going to talk about serious shit so the thing that we must address of course is that bethany frankl is maybe not going to go to the hamptons that much this summer oh my god yeah yeah um i went on to my phone recent like a few hours ago and bet there was a video from bethany and she was like guys guys uh normally at this time i'm in the hamptons i'm not in the hamptons right now. Because you know what?

Something's a little off. Something's a little off over there. And I've been telling people it's not off. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not the same. And I said, you know what? I'm not going to go to the Hamptons. Normally I'm always in the Hamptons. I'm always in the Hamptons. I'm always in the hamptons. It's like people. It's like people. But you could not get me closer. The congestion is terrible. So I'm staying closer to New York. She did for three minutes. She explains with the urgency that it's the night before an election and you have to vote otherwise the country's going to go to hell. And she's give with that sort of intensity, she's like, and that's why I'm not going to be

Hamptons. I go down to Florida. Florida, you know what? It's 10 degrees hotter, but I go to Florida instead. But I'm not going to Hamptons. She's trying to make Florida happen because she got a place in Florida. And so now everything is horrible except for Florida. She's going to really try and make it look like Florida is now where everybody goes. It's not Bethany. I mean, people do go to Florida, but people who enjoy the Hamptons are not necessarily going to automatically like Florida. Florida's Hot as hell, girl. No. Okay. Hamptons. I say Hampton. I say stick with Hamptons. I saw a little Bethany thing earlier where they were like millionaire Bethany Frankel slams idiots for going and spending $7 a day on coffee. He's like, what are you stupid? I use coffee. What are you spending $7? Like, what are you dumb? What are you? Hampton's dwellers? Like, who does that? What do you? I don't even understand. I don't understand what there's all. all about. I mean, in Florida, the coffee is amazing. I just want to

point that out. The coffee in the Hamptons, kind of off. It's off. I don't think they even have coffee there anymore. Just dirt. Just dirt with water. Bethany Frankl still making headlines over stupid shit every day. Well, technically, I just want to say

that, for the record, there was no headline about this. This is a a Ben mental headline. I just saw the video and was like, this lady is still, she's making announcement. Like, this lady, she's God bless her. God bless by the day of Wrinkle.

Yeah. So let's see here. What else do we have in here? Well, there's this Aaron and Denise Singh. I wasn't here. I'm sure you talked about it. This Aaron and Denise Singh, a lot of people are asking us to talk about it.

It's really rough to talk about because there's nothing I'm going to say except a rageful, fuck you to Aaron Fipers. I don't care what Denise did. He can try and go do any interview he wants and do any TMZ. article that he wants and accused Denise. One of them today is he accuses Denise of Vicodin addiction. Yeah, no shit, Aaron. Do you think we don't have eyes? We've been watching this show. Okay, we've seen her with her whatever she's addicted to. Most likely that or Zanny bars or whatever the hell

else she's going on. Nobody's necessarily surprised by that. And guess what else? It's not a reason to fucking beat your wife, you asshole. Fuck off. I don't want to hear anything more from Aaron. So I don't really want to give that any attention until he goes to prison because fuck that guy. And also his whole like, oh, like she says she's supporting my family. My family takes care of her dogs. My family does all this stuff. They're unpaid. They don't even have hot water in the house.

Maybe they should get fucking jobs, Aaron. They're living in her condo that she paid for. Now she has to pay their bills too because they watch her dogs. Fuck off. Does not give you a right to abuse your wife. So mostly I'm going to avoid that because this is all you're going to get from me. Great. Is Rach.

Um, and so in other news, in other news, uh, so the Sheena book has been really, you know, uh, making its rounds on the, on the circuits here. So, uh, did Sheena on the Hollywood as Hollywood circuit. This made, this book is making as many rounds as she has made. It's impressive. Yeah. Well, you know, I did try. I did date a lot of people like Shane West, um, Shane West and the guy, um, Shane West three times and also Shamar Moore, the guy from Access Hollywood, the camera guy from Access Hollywood, just to name a few.

Went through a lot of them. Yeah. So let's go through some bombshells from Sheena's book. What we need to know, this is a People magazine, and I like that they've started doing the Daily Mail thing where they're like, people are too stupid to read.

So let's just say in bullet points at the top. I love a bullet point. So what you need to know, Sheena Shea's new memoir, she has some big book bombshells. Okay, she opens up about how she discovered how she had an OCD to finding out about Eddie Sibreon and Leanne Rhymes' affair. I'm trying to tell my truth or my story, Shea tells people. So let's see, what are the biggest bombshells been? You read it.

I read it. I mean, I read this thing. And if you guys want to hear a really in-depth discussion about this, go check out glamorous trash, where Chelsea Devontes and I break it all down. And we you know last week last crappy hour we talked about the Brock cheating thing with Kiki But now people are getting learning more and more things about what's happened with like with Sheena One of the things is that that there's a lot of thought about Jesse Metcalf Because she talked about how like she was dating Jesse Metcalf and that like she was like she wasn't drinking and support of him and things like that and Jesse Metcalfe and Jesse Metcalfe and basically was like, I don't know why she keeps talking about me.

It's like, sure. Two episodes of Desperate Housewives. Why is, why does anybody think that that's a giant squage as he met Cath? He's like the sweaty gardener from Desperate House. Like he was on two episodes. Why are we, I don't understand how that's a big bombshell. But one of the other bombshells is that she, in a book, when she talks about joining Vanderpump rules. She basically is like, I was working in Villablanca, and Lisa was like,

I need you to work, like, darling, I need you to come work at this party tonight. And then Brandy's there. And Lisa came over, was like, oh, I didn't know she'd be here. Oh, goodness, here, have some water and get off. Don't work. Don't work you anymore. And so Sheena thought like, oh my God, it was this honest mistake. But then, like, the big twist at the end of the book is that it's confirmed that Lisa Vanderpump did know that she, Sheena and Brandy's past and that Lisa used Sheena to launch Vanderpump rules. And of course she knew. And how did she know?

Because Sheena told her. Like we really think, listen, you really think that Sheena didn't know that Vanderpump knew and set this whole thing up. Of course she did. Sheena looked so fucking excited. That was Sheena's breakout moment in TV. That was one of the most exciting things to ever happen to Sheena. It made her a whole life. It gave her a whole career for Sheena to act like, I was

Oh, I'm still so victimized that she heard me. Really? Because you did 10 years on her show and kissed her ass until recently for book sales. I am buying that from you, Sheena, biting the hand that feeds you. And I loved Vanderpump's response. She's like, I don't give a fuck. How about that? I don't care what that idiot has to say.

I'm not giving her any air, okay? I've just started another fire allegedly in my new Las Vegas hotel for insurance money. Just kidding. Just kidding. Don't sue me. But, yeah, she's, I love that her answer is now like, fuck off. And then Peter was like, well, you know, I don't even like any of the people from Vanderpump Rules anymore because they all bite the hands and feed them. And Lisa made them all famous, which I agree with Peter. But then Sheena posted receipts saying, oh, really? Well, it looks like Peter's mad now that I won't come on his podcast. Because she posts receipts of him being really nice and asking if she would have somebody come on a podcast network or something. Yeah. Did you see the teaser for the new Vanderpump Rules season? No. Well, it wasn't much. It was just like, it's like, you know, sort of the spectral sounds. And it was like, the faces are all different, but the rules are the same. Ha, ha, Vanderpump rules coming soon. That's all it was. But, you know, they're getting, they're getting ready. You know, getting ready to spice it up. Although I have to say, if you say the faces, the faces are all new, but the rules are the same. That could just mean the cast is coming back because it's always new faces every season. Let's be honest.

Yeah, exactly. It's Bravo. You better have a new face. You're not coming back for another season. Another bombshell from Sheena's book. And listen, I have to say, I really like Sheena. I love her on, I loved her on Vanderpump rules. We were always Team Sheena. I mean, even when Sheena was damn wrong, I feel like we're always on Team Sheena. Sheena's getting on my damn nerves with this whole publicity tour about her book. Everything I'm reading about it is annoying me. There's not one thing that's come out that's not annoying me. The Brock stuff annoyed. And she's the one who got cheated on. So I'm not. saying she's annoying, but that whole Brock thing and like, I didn't talk about it because I really want to protect my child. So I wanted to wait for she was able to read because reading about it would really like be more intellectual for her. Like, yeah, you're trying to protect her. You just put it in a book to sell books. What are you talking about? So that whole Brock thing, I think, is kind of hypocritical to hold that and then accuse everybody else on the show of hiding things or not showing enough for TV and not giving enough of her life when she literally

hit a huge thing to not villainize her husband who's already been accused of sexual assault and all of that and lost custody after abandoning his children. So, you know, it's a little much for bombshells from the book, but this one I thought was hilarious. She realized she might have OCD

due to her fixation on Instagram followers. You don't have OCD. You have narcissism, girl. You have MPD, not OCD. Maybe you have both. Well, she also had another bombshell. So this is on Reddit. Bywig hello drama reports that Sheena says

the season nine finale of hashtag pump rules was scripted in Us Weekly. The cast has been vocal about the show not being scripted, but you write about another moment in season nine that was also orchestrated a confrontation with Lala Kent about you and Brock getting engaged during James and Rachel's engagement weekend. Oh yeah, I can tell about this. This is from the book. Yeah, so basically, um, Sheena, you, we all remember that sheena and Brock got, um, engaged while during, um, during the party for, uh, James and Raquel, which was, of course, everyone was mad at them for that. And so basically all the girls were like, you know what we can do? We can start a fight to kind of like distract away from it. So she was like, yeah, we absolutely scripted that finale. Like Lala pulled Ariana and Katie aside and we're like, okay, we're not going to show up and do our job, but like we're going to, we're not. We're going to show up and do our job, but we're not going to tell production that we're going to fake a fight because production won't know. We did that until this comes out. And so basically, like, they faked a moment.

And she just says it was a one-off. And the only time they ever faked anything because they wanted to save their jobs and get another season. So they were just being martyrs, guys. But yeah, she's basically like Jesus. That's ridiculous. And also, it's just bad reality stardom because it's like gross. and you're trying so hard to get on the valley, and you're having problems with credibility,

and this is not going to help, Sheener. So when she began, another bombshell, when she began dating Brock, she was questioning her sexuality with a female friend. Oh, no, possible bisexuality. Like, what are you, a reality, a 50-year-old reality star on, like, real housewives, where they're like, oh, my God, a bisexual.

She had, like, met this girl, and they had become, like, really good friends, and then they had like made out. And then their whole thing was that they would like, they would go out and then they'd like make out and stuff like that. But then when she started dating Brock, they like made out. She was like,

she told this whole story about like, and then like my friend, I forget the girl's name. Let's just call her Casey. I'm saying that because I don't know. I think I saw Casey somewhere on screen. So she's like, so Casey and I like went to Vegas and like it was there to celebrate her for her birthday.

But I'd like left my sweater behind. And so like Brock, he totally like drove out to Vegas with my sweater. just so that he could give me my sweater and then like i made out with like casey and then he was like really bothered by that and he was like don't make out with girls in front of me and like i never even thought like oh my god like that like they could be bothers someone so like she basically says that she stopped like she always thought of casey as like her friend that she would go to parties with and they would make out but like she realized that like now that she really likes a guy it's actually

insulting to the guy and she had to tell casey that they had to have boundaries and then she and case their friendship just kind of fizzled out after that it was really really tragic. It was the same story. That is huge. And it's, you know what else? It's also a huge bombshell. So I'm glad you shared that. Another bombshell, Andy Cohen allegedly handed Shea a fake court filing from Rachel slash Raquel during the Vanderpump Rules.

People are still calling her Rachel, but I think she went back to Raquel, didn't she? Did she? She's a very confusing person. I thought so. But anyway, Andy Cohen allegedly handed her a fake court filing from Rachel during the Vanderpump Rules reunion. in the I guess there was one filed but they didn't have it so Andy just gave her a prop and tricked her everybody's just tricking Sheena guys at all times portion the way that they're able to do such easy prop work around Sheena it was a CBS receipt sheena like you should

all you had to do is look at it she's like okay let me read this ah it's like a 10 feet long wow I can't believe they bought all these supplies before the court case Yeah, this Taylor says, Sheena gives the Kiss Girls to get attention vibes. And I 100% agree with that. She's like, oh, my God, I was almost like gay one time. Yeah. Michelle says, and well, yeah, Andy's not a process server. So chances are he didn't have that when you didn't have it, Gina.

Ding-com. Yeah, it's a silly book. I'm not going to lie. It's a very, very silly read, but it's also hilarious because it's like, just imagine just sitting with 200 pages of Sheena Voice. Everything is like, and oh, and here's like a really funny story. Oh, so in the book, she has just one moment. She's, you know, she has the first few chapters are about like growing up and she's like, yeah. And I like, would get bullied in school because I was like really smart.

I just wanted to fit in. And I wanted to do my makeup like all the other girls did make fun of me because I wasn't doing the makeup right and put me into a locker and all da. And then I went to college and I did really well in college. And I had so much fun in college. I did really good. I was really good at college, but I wanted to be. It was an actress. And then all of a sudden she has a chapter. She goes, wait, guys, hold on. Before I ain't go any further, let me tell you the craziest story. So this one time, I was like, I wanted to be a waitress for Hooters. So I went in for the interview and the guy was like, okay, here, like put on the uniform in this trailer. So I put it on. Turns out he had a hidden camera and he had actually secretly videotaped all of us hooter waitresses while we were changing.

And there was a class action lawsuit. And then they said, then Gloria Allread. Yes, va Gloria, Gloria, Gloria, Red contacted me and was like would you speak on behalf of the victims and I was like oh my God because I was so good at testifying they wanted me to speak for all the girls and I really was like this is like my moment so like I spoke for all the girls and then he went away to jail and hopefully it will never happen again but anyway isn't that a crazy story and you're like what hell is this chapter that just fell in the middle of she knows like and then I here I got ice cream in West Covina and I love that her takeaway how to do makeup and her takeaway was like I've always wanted to be a performer I've always

wanted to be in front of a camera and look I got to be the one who spoke on behalf of the class action lawsuit not like whoa look at this creepy guy I mean she does say this guy's a creep you know but like like her takeaway is not like more introspective than like wow it turns out I really do have a natural talent just like people always told me as a little girl it was amazing and also I like that she's name dropping Gloria all red like she can't stop name dropping even when she's yes the gloriaria she really does i was like the best i was like the best speaker for the big thumbs she named drops throughout the entire book at one point she's like so at this one time i went to a bar with my friend stacey and then it goes like hyphen she was the bartender on the hills

and so we went to this club and we had so much fun thank you thank you for thank you for filling in that very important detail that this like tertiary character in a mid to late season of the hills you went to a club with what's tertiary But good for her, you know, good for her for having a book. Because I honestly never saw that one coming. And I'll never see it unfolding either. So good for her though. So now is the time where we turned the show over to you, dear audience.

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