Watch What Crappens - #2958 The Valley S2E17 Part 2: Jaximum Impact

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

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So Jason is like, well, it wasn't like a private conversation from what I heard. It was a tirade he was on. He was actually removed from the bar. Yeah, you know, it was it was out of character, not for Zach, okay? And then Jacks, of all people, goes, out of character. He's drunk all the time. Shut up, Jacks. Weren't you the one who just was telling us about that drugs and alcohol destroyed your life? And also drugs and alcohol aren't the problem at the same time. Yeah.

So Britney's like, yeah, but you know, he was yelling things. I know he didn't mean it. But it did happen. And, you know, I knew he didn't mean it, which is why I ran right to Janet and told her all about it. And so, Janet, what's your response? She's like, are you sorry for that? Zach? And he's like, absolutely.

And I have apologized to you for that. And she's like, well, before you apologized in person, you're behind my back saying she doesn't suck dick. She doesn't do this. Fuck her. Look, this, you didn't seem sorry. You didn't seem sorry at all. It's like, number one, that was like a year later. And you called lawyers on me instead of having a conversation.

She goes, well, then maybe don't drink in excess when you're blacked out. By the way, I'm reserving this very judgy, puritanical talk for people who I'm not friends with. Jacks, you're still great. Can I cry at another one of your segments, please? I would love to cry about your victimhood some more. That would be cool. Okay, well, instead of having a conversation with me and I didn't even know what I said, Yeah, but why would I have a conversation with you after you said that when I'm eight months pregnant?

Okay, I love, I love that you like to make this narrative of everything because and she's like, it's, you're not sorry. And Andy's like, well, it's been over a year. Zach has apologized multiple times. Is there a point where you can just forgive him for this or move past it or what, you know? And Zach is like, let's not do this. Let's not do this. Let's be clear. I want to move on from this more than anyone, but I would also.

like to bring it up many more times and I would like to get to a better place perhaps literally a better place like Devon Busters than this wretched set but I need to see some things change I need to see that you're not going to just be trashing me 24-7 that's a cliffhanger now for the commercial

break so Andy's like Johnny you and Zach made up instead of Barbara but then at the Zen part and she goes oh yeah well I won't make that mistake again he goes so why were you two not able to keep the peace and she says that Zach, you know, he kept blaming her for the friendship thing with Brittany and, you know, he felt

like Brittany and her weren't as close, or it's him weren't as close anymore. And so he should take it up with Britney because I don't get involved with friendships like that. And Zach's like, oh, when it comes to Janet, I don't know what voodoo craft she has or doesn't have over Britney, but it's crazy. She goes, maybe I'm just nice. Maybe I'm a good person. And maybe that's it. Okay. Maybe we have fun. And Brittany's like, but I love you, Jack. You know, I love you, Zach. I love you so much. I love her so much.

I just love everybody so much. I love you. I love her. I love that camera guy over there. I love you, camera guy. You won't go out later. Nope, guy, call me. You got my number.

So, you know, I just love everyone. I'm just a piece of person. But you can tell there's a level of jealousy. Oh, did you just call me jealous of my god. Joluss of Jonna? No. Yes, because you wanted Brittany to be your best friend. And Zach's like, no, Janet was on you to not having to hang out.

Oh, Jana was on you to stop hanging out with me. And Janet's like, oh, really? Did I tell you not to hang out with him? Brittany. And she goes, well, yeah, a couple of times. She goes, oh, really? So I asked you if you were hanging out with him. That's very different.

When I say, Brittany, are you hanging out with Zach? Because if you are, I'm never hanging out with you. That's different from saying don't hang out with Zach. is it not, is it not threatening to not hang out with you if you hung out with him is different than saying I don't hang out with him. That's very different. One gives you a choice in this situation, Brittany. What happened on your birthday? Can I talk now? Okay, what happened to your birthday? Did she take down her post? And Brittany's like, yes, I did. I did take him my post. No, no. She says that Janet did because Janet put up a post like a happy birthday post for

Brittany and then she got pissed and took it down. And so she was like, you know, Britney had all, she said, well, Brittany had only communicated to me that she was taking a break from Zach. She wasn't ready to talk or see Zach. And then she went and saw Zach. So yeah, I got pissed. Okay. So you were

telling Britney if she couldn't hang out with Zach. I mean, what the fuck else is it, Janet? I'm like, stop lying. Just own your shit. Like, you'd be so much more entertaining if you just stop your fucking lying. Yeah. So Janet's like, well, you know, from my perspective, Britney was like, I'm not talking to Zach.

I'm mortified by the things he said. It's not okay. It's horrible. And if I ever talked to him again, like, that was the tone. That was, if, if I ever talk to him again, do you see? And Britney's like, listen, Zayek, like, I did tell you it was bad. And I was honest with you about it. And I love you, honey.

I love you, but you know you are lowest on the tone pole of people's back, and ham. That's just how it is. That is the role of the gay sidekick. to the female star. You know that. So Andy's like, well, Kristen, you're talking with Zach and Brittany.

How do you think Brittany has been as a friend to Zach versus Janet in the past of years? I think she's a great friend of both, but I know that if Zach makes any comments or there's anything like that, Brittany immediately is like, don't. But then I also know Janet will talk shit

and Brittany doesn't say stop. Sorry, caca, seriously. And Janet's like, yeah, but I don't talk shit about you too to Brittany. Okay, well, we know that's a lie because of what just happened on the stage. I can't even listen to her sometimes. So Kristen's like, well, you've literally told me about group texts that she's

talked shit about me before Brittany. And Janet's like, well, there's been plenty of times you've gone to Britney and questioned why she's friends with me. I'm sure the fucking mailman goes to Brittany and ask her why she's friends with you. Who wouldn't? The checkout lady at the Ralph says like, are you friends? Why are you friends with Janet? Girl, I watch your show.

Why? So Chris is like, I don't speak ill of you. Well, I'm, I just think asking. They all talk ill about each other all the time. So, you know, I just think that asking why she's hanging out with me is speaking ill. And like, why are you friends with her? Why did you invite her to this? Why not me?

Like, she doesn't need that. Zach, is your head about to explode? I have never made her cry. Zach, well, his head is about to fall off. Everyone, can we get a net? It's about to fall off his neck. I can see it. It's swiveling so much.

No, it's, I've got my neck and my head is fine. You are literally turning around on her when you are the one that constantly goes to Brittany, constantly, why are you friends with Zach? Zach's here, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, Janet says, you got, you, you're the ones who talk about me and say, why is Janet invited and not me? That's talking bad about me. No, they're not invited because you say I won't go if you invite them with me. That's why they're not invited, hence why they're asking the question.

You see how she twists things around? It makes me so fucking crazy. So she's like, I'm like literally going to start crying. I'm like literally going to start crying. right now. I'm literally trying to stop myself. Britney's like, oh, honey, I don't want you to leave filming a certain way by me because, Zach, I love you. I love you,

honey, boy. All right, I'm going to switch gears because I cannot believe people are actively fighting over Britney. That's hilarious. All right, after uncorking, all right, let's just get to it. Zach, when you were on the bus of the winery, Jesse was twerking on you guys. Let's all

vote. They're like, he sucks at dancing. So then Brittany's like, I thought Jason was going to whip his ass. I thought he was go, what? He's highest. So, Jesse, you called Michelle an escort. How do you think she was going to react to that? He's like, you know, I thought about that. I'm sure you have. And I, you know, I should have offered a white flag before offering a conversation before we went into the house, maybe. It's like, well, why did you get so emotional that you had to leave and go to your room at the Healing Circle.

Well, you know, I've been a really shitty person. And part of not being a shitty person anymore is having a performative moment where you cry when you have a chance to cry and you strip down to your baggy gray, tidy whitties. Maybe I would call them Lucy Whitties. I don't know. But like, I would hope at all times that if Michelle can't think of one nice thing, she could at least say, I'm a great father and that I love Isabella. And the fact that she couldn't even bring that up, it just really kind of, it hit me.

And I thought, this would be a way to gain sympathy with the audience. And I think it worked. I think it worked. Hi, you were just calling your child's father a whore, or your child's mother a whore. That's not being a good father. I don't know what planet you're on that that counts as being a good father. You don't work anymore. You spent all your money and you had your wife and move out of the house.

Do you have the child's mother move out of the house? how do you think that makes you a good father exactly i'm still confused about this yeah and jennon's like yeah it's kind of hard to offer a compliment uh right after that all that happened he's like a hundred percent it was but it was a great time to cry michelle's like you didn't even have a conversation with me you didn't call me you did not tell me you'd be handing out very small little white flags as a joke that we were supposed to laugh at he's like well we we have apologized left and right She's like, no, we haven't. Well, they're like, just say sorry now, Jesse.

Yeah, now it's a fight of like, who said sorry, when they said sorry, when they should have said sorry. So it's like, but I have said sorry a million times. And Michelle's like, nah, and Jesse says, and, you know, and now I have to worry about the fact that I said that. And Isabella might be bullied for it someday. I really regret saying it 10 times on camera, you know. Yes. And now Isabella might get bullied. If she gets bullied, it'll be

for you, not for this stupid thing. So, Michelle is like, why don't you worry about that? Because your clients have told you about that. They've called you. That's why you worry about this. So he's like, no, no, no. They absolutely haven't.

All right, Michelle, I want to know about the gay guy that he was zealing, that was selling money to Jesse. Jesse goes, okay, I can tell you about. him. Okay, we spent like three summers with him at the house. You know, trading handies under the table once in a while. No big deal. Went to Capri. Got some oral. Maybe three times, four times. I don't know. It was great. Doesn't count. It was Italy. I don't know. He sent me money on my birthday. I send him a dick pick back. What's the big deal? Can we move on?

We're blowing him for money. No, we're friends. Okay. He was one of like 52 people at our wedding. Okay. We, I had a, you know, a Venmo QR code on my suit. So can I stop the guy? I cannot. Can I come in his face? I can. I mean, Jesus Christ, is this a free country or not? Suddenly you bring knee pads to your own wedding and tell people to line up and give you some money and it's a crime. I don't know what's going on anymore. It's not whoring yourself if you take donations after teabagging somebody. It's only whorism if you, you, take money after teabagging somebody do you understand do i need to have a lawyer call you or so basically michelle winds up clarifying that it's like you know like i may know someone and you're saying that because i know this person that makes me a high class hooker who's getting 1500 dollars a night when you know a gay guy who sent you money and like i could say the same thing about you but she's not saying it just

make she makes it sound like she's accusing him of having some sort of a lizard relationship but what she's actually really illustrating is you know you also have relationships that like a craven narcissistic person could twist and turn and make look like they're way worse than they are but they're completely innocent and that's what you did to me right that's the most innocent way of putting it but she did she did she did make she did want to make it sound like he was the one hoaring around because you know what it is called did for dad it is did for dad So Jasmine's like, I mean, I was like, what, what, why are the gays being brought into this? Do you know how much that hurt me, Michelle?

Like, that really hurt us. That, like, set us back. Like, we need to talk about this. You're going to be apologizing for this 19 times next year. So just what did you know? Just putting it out there. So then they're talking about the guys chat. Jesse's like, honestly, I never should have said it on guys chat in the first place.

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Now they're having a little chat between filming starting at commercial breaks. And Kristen's joking with Jesse. And then Andy gets back into it, Danny. There was a lot of talk about your drinking this year. And that being a problem, what's going through your head as Jacks talks about his struggles? And Danny's like, well, I'd have to rewind because, you know, going into the season, Jackson said he was going to be coming after me. He did say that.

He did say that. I guess I knew it was coming in some way. And Jack's like, yeah, you know what? I'm truly sorry about how I handled that. I mean, Danny, yeah, okay, it's, okay, Jacks. Jack's is sorry, everybody. Can someone bring Jacks an ice cream cone? He apologized again.

That's great. It's about number 76 in the past 15 minutes. Great, thanks. You know, even before the show, they would always call me. They'd say, happy birthday. How are you doing? And even in rehab, they're just the sweetest and nice. people in the world to me and that was a terrible thing for me to say i mean you've always been the

nicest guy um i'm sorry man i'm sorry bro i mean whatever and he's like i mean before the summer started you said you wanted to take me down well i didn't say take you down because you're already pretty short you know but i said i wanted to hurt you you see you're doing it again jack it's just not nice i mean you're like a brother to me man you're like a brother to me man he's like hey come on man own up to your stuff and jacks's like well well that's the pot calling the kettle black if I ever heard it you just apologize

jacks just stay on the road for Christy like that was pretty quick for the pivot I mean even for jacks that was a quick you turn right away so Kristen's like wait why did you want to go after him why do you want to go out to daddy and he's like I don't know maybe because these fuckers are the only people

who get a decent edit on this fucking show maybe that maybe because of these church going little fucking motherfuckers get everything get out all the love for doing nothing on my show and he's like uh you told us why though it's not even a mystery you said that you didn't like your edit in season one and you said that you felt like

we got a good edit so you were going to come for us and Jack's like whoa whoa whoa I'm sorry okay wait we rewind let's rewind that I was told I was told that they get protected on the show I was told that so I was just saying something that I heard so it's not really my fault it's like I'm a narcissist I can't

help it by the way I hate to come to Jacks Taylor's defense, but his whole thing about calling Kettle Black was a flashback. It did not happen during the reunion. We just both read it like it was an active conversation, but it was not. Oh, okay. Thank you. We both misread our notes. Yeah, I did.

But the fact that we both believed it and we're not like, we didn't think, wait a second, are we in a different part of the season right now shows that it's like totally, Jack's never changed. It doesn't even matter. We could be reading notes from literally 10 years ago, and it would be the same fucking story with Jacks. just read the just read the same reunion notes from season three exactly the I'm sorry I'm sorry

I can't help it you know I'm trying it was I'm a work of progress I'm a new jacks you know I'm really really good to try guys I'm really good to try just please forgive me please guys so Nio's like who why how do we get protected we don't know anyone at Bravo

it's like this is an apology guys I'm apologizing I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't know what else to say I'm sorry that Danny molests people and has a drinking problem. I'm sorry that I brought that up. I shouldn't have done that.

You guys are being protected, and I should see that as a good thing. I shouldn't be jealous that you guys are doing that. That Danny, I don't know, maybe goes out late at night and beats up people. I don't know.

I'm sorry that he's got a whole other second family. Am I saying these things? I'm sorry I just said that, guys. You're still doing it, Jack. Why are you still doing this, Jack? I don't know. It's an apology, man.

Let me have my apology, bro. And Danny's like, but I wanted to be your friend, man. You were like a brother, too, a brother. And he's like, yeah, yeah, I know, bro. And he's like, but you just took my face and you dug it into the dirt. And then you just kept going on and going on and trying to ruin my character and my name and my marriage. It sucks, man.

Four under three. Four under three. And Jackson's like, I know, but, you know, like, I don't expect you to be my friend to borrow. But, like, I just want you to know that for the bottom of my heart, I'm so sorry, so, so sorry. And Zach is like, why does anybody believe what he says? why was anybody i hope he miscarries i hope he miscarries and danny's like um thank you thank you for that apology okay so that's done so now danny when you were in the pantry and you took a swig were you trying to hide from the cameras from the uh from the group or what danny's like well mainly from cameras

i knew i was going into this i was jackson said what he had said so i knew you know if i was going to be drunk i had to hide it it's the healthiest way to be drunk i found So Andy's like, and he's like, Mia, did you take issue with the person Danny becomes when he drinks? Um, there's definitely times where I'm not happy with Daniel with the way he is when he drinks. And obviously, sometimes he's hilarious. Daniel, he is, Daniel has a great Susie Kurt's impersonation when he drunks. You should hear it sometime.

He's very funny. But sometimes he gets under my skin and it's annoying. But I love him. And I know he is. He's the best. He's a great person overall, you know? And he's not like going out drinking, getting drunk all the time. We have kids.

Okay. So do you think he's always odds with you about drinking and how much he's at? I mean, we always check in. And it's like, there are moments where I'm like, okay, too much. But, oh, you know, the next day we have conversations and get back on the same page. And Jason's like, yeah, whoa, whoa, I think that's great. You know, you should support your husband. But instead of taking accountability, it's like, where's the boogeyman?

you know like where's the scapego where i can blame all of this on you know like it's all janet's fault you know janet's the reason for all this happening no the fact that danny has done some bad things it's all janet's fault no it's that janet didn't stop and kept going and going and making it bigger and bigger and bigger every single episode probably to lift up jacks like who even knows what her motivation is but um he's like yeah you know like why why can't anybody articulate what Janet has done. Why can't you fucking listen? They have articulated it. She gets in the middle of shit. She tries to ruin everybody's reputation for fun to get herself a storyline. And her only personality is stolen from betters from seasons past. What are you not hearing,

sir? So Nia's like, oh, we loved you guys so much. Like really cared for you, Janet. And I think the place that's coming from, like, is it from a place to concern? Like, you're the only person is perpetuate the conversation. So Janet's like, you know what? I came to you at a at girls night and I said if you were struggling with him with alcohol or whatever issue, you know, like just huge amounts of substance abuse and, and, and inappropriate behavior, sexual assault, the list goes on and on. I think we all know. I think we all saw it. Everyone. So, you know, like, we have friends that will support you and bring it up a few more times just in case you need some more support about it. And maybe after that, bring it up a few more

times and then maybe talk to some other people, maybe add a few other little details in there. And if that's what you're going through, you know, and then you bit my head off. You bit my head off for saying that. And she was like, yeah. And so, of course, Danny's calling me a snake. So at that point, it's like, of course I'm going to keep talking about it. I mean, you guys are blaming me anyway. I might as well just keep talking about it.

That doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense. That's a new angle. Your argument suck. You have no justification literally for what you did ever. So Danny's like, well, first of all, I called you a snake after you called me Dark O Danny. and Darkshy Danny. And she's like, well, I think Danny Darko

is actually better named than Darkside Danny, but that's just my vote. And goes, well, that's a trigger. So I called you a snake. And she's like, well, it's easy to be triggered when you're drunk. So keep a level head and you won't be so triggered.

Really? Because your husband is supposedly sober and he's like shaking next to you. So it's easy to be triggered either way when someone's calling you a name, especially Darko. You know how wild. want to be in that movie show badly so and he's like all right well between seasons a boozy

halloween incident when danny at jacks's bar sparks tons of chatter okay let's talk about the the gropes heard around the world okay how are you two able to work through it so nia's like um well it's something we do in our relationship is that when there's an issue we address it head on so once brittney called me and filled me in because danny didn't fill me in head on it was great so we talked in therapy And, you know, we got through all of it and we made sure we got back to a good place. End of story. Moving on. Well, Brittany filled her in because Danny was supposedly blackout, right?

So that's why she had to fill her in. So she was like, and then we went to therapy. We went separately. We went together. We talked it through. We wanted to make sure we were back at a good place. And this wasn't a thing. So Danny's like, well, yes.

And then, you know, I don't remember that. So I was completely blackout. I don't remember being at the bar. So I remember waking up on the couch. So I just want to make sure everybody understands it's not a drinking problem if you don't remember it. It is sort of a weird, weird excuse. Look, I was just shit face beyond shit, that's it, you know? So jazz, now they get into it about how like then Danny reached out to Jasmine right away.

And then Jasmine's like, no, Nia reached out to me first. And then it was like, okay, Danny had texted, but Nia had called. We're getting into this. And Jasmine is, you know, says all the stuff. And Nia says that she checked in. And Andy is like, so what the apology, like, you didn't feel like that was genuine. And Jasmine said that the white party, the problem was that when they sat down, Danny's first reaction was, oh, are we doing this right now? And then we see the footage up at him being like, oh, I didn't think this was coming up tonight.

so that rubbed them the wrong way because then they're like oh like suddenly we have to be on your schedule when we want to air our grievances to you yeah so what do you think about that i think they're right i mean i think they're right i mean obviously it's being brought up because it was it was like the season premiere and they're going to talk about things but i also i can imagine why um if you're like listen i want to like i want to talk about this and someone has that vibe at like it would maybe put me off a little bit i think though the the subsequent conversations they had over the course of the season were really productive and good ones so uh like but no if they're if the question is about like what danny should have said or not said i don't know i i

imagine he probably said it like a joke like oh whoa i guess we're having a serious conversation right now and she took it as something else and i don't think it's wrong that she took it that way I don't think it's wrong that he was nervous and made a joke, but it obviously spiraled. Yeah. I think he was probably pissed because he was like, I thought we discussed this and now you're going to be bringing it up on camera. Great. You know, so I think he was probably like, fuck. And he's just too new as a reality person to know that, of course they're going to bring it up on camera.

What do you think you're doing here, sir? Of course she's going to bring that up on camera the second she gets a chance because that's kind of your job. So she's like, I mean, what, what, like, what am I doing to you? Like, I can bring it up if I want to. I mean, it happened to me, you know? And Melissa never got an apology to her face. So, like, she wanted an apology to her face. So it was like, you know, we hadn't seen you for months.

And so his argument is like, but I thought we were good. We'd seen each other multiple times. And she's like, no, no, we didn't. And he's like, yeah, we've seen each other. We'd seen each other since Halloween by the middle of the summer. And she's like, no, no. And they're like, yes, we have. So basically they're saying, I thought we worked through this.

it's almost a year later, but you're being sure to bring it up like it's something fresh and new and you've never gotten an apology for on camera. So, I mean, I can see why they would be annoyed with that, but at the same time, after what he did, she can bring it up every fucking day as far as I'm concerned. Jasmine can. It bothers me when Janet uses it at a weapon because it's not her thing, you know, but Jasmine, you know, it gets kind of annoying that it's like he apologizes and she forgives him. Then she's not, then she needs another apology. Then she needs another apology. Then she needs another apology. But, you know, she's the one who went through that shit with him. So I think he's just going to have to shut his fucking mouth and just say he's sorry

over and over. And he's been pretty good. He has. He has been pretty good about it. But yeah, I'm not mad at Jasmine for bringing in. I get annoyed. I'm not going to lie that she brings it up over and over. But I also think it's her right. So just. Yeah, but it gets brought up. It gets brought up whether it's Janet or whether it's the show, whether it's Andy Cohn, it gets brought up and then she has to explain it and then she is the one that's like people are like, why don't you just get over it? And it's like

you guys keep bringing it up. I mean, she had a scene. They had a scene where they talked about it and well, I mean, I don't know. You guys all saw the season. So Nia's like she's like, well, you have every right to and I think he just felt gone off guard and we're friends and he just got

off guard. And she talks, Jasmine talks about how it was deeper And, and then, but then later on, they had a deeper conversation, which was better, and we saw the flashback to that. And Jasmine was saying it, she just was feeling like her relationship was less than because other people, and, and this is where I think she's totally right, which is that, like, conversations get rehashed all the time on this show and on other shows. All the time, people, like, circle back to talk about something. Or they shoot a scene because they know that's what the gig is. And, but with hers, it was like, oh, really, we're doing this right now. And, like, whether he meant that as a nervous joke, which I sincerely believe he did, it landed with her like, oh, God, like the lesbians have an issue.

Okay, I guess we'll do a scene. I think that's how she took it. And it triggered her and, you know, the rest of this history. So, Jason's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know, I'm really trying to hold my emotions together over here. But, like, honestly, these khakis are itching. Okay. Because honestly, that interaction was disgusting. And by the way, this is the interaction where Jasmine was like, we.

We had a great conversation about it. So, and then Jason's like, disgusting. And Andy goes, what interaction were you disgusted by? And Danny's like, you weren't even there. And Jason's like, yeah, well, you admitted what happened? And I heard what happened? And well, like, what else do I need to know? I mean, Jasmine's still feeling a certain way about it.

I was disgusted with you. Disgusted. Yeah. And so Jason's like, you know, I mean, you know, quote unquote, I was taken off guard because you're still hurt. Why are you still hurt? insinuating she did it for the show and Nia's like no because not because you were still hurt because she thought that he thought they had good communication were in a better place you

know well you can think anything and when you're told otherwise get over it jasmine's like but i hadn't seen you and it was like out of sight out of minds and he's like but we see each other so now they're fighting again because jason jason has never shown this sort of energy for anything that jacks or what's his face jesse has ever done when i would argue that they've done way worse things i'm not saying the groping that danny did i'm not saying they've done some worse than that i'm saying like he's jason jason jason is angry at the interaction at the white party way more angry at that than any stories he ever heard about um a a like the jacks flipping tables throwing bar stools or whatever unless i'm mistaken if jason's

said that if jason was mad about the grope okay legit but like why doesn't he also have the same energy for jacks well i guess that's the my big issue how does he not have this anger for jacks that literally everyone in the audience and everyone the gas and janet sits they're crying during jacks's sob stories like they they support jacks a hundred percent that's why and also because i think jason is mad because they're getting the bad rap for something they thought dan they were like bringing this up on camera constantly to give danny a bad rap so now that it's turned back and people hate Janet and Jason for overdoing it, basically overplaying their hand, he's mad. And so he's like coming in with this righteous anger like, well, why does Danny get away with it?

Why is everybody else at fault when Danny was the one that did something wrong? Because you were trying to wield someone else's trauma as your own weapon against somebody that you thought had a good edit last year because your friend, Jax wanted you to. That's why, because you're a pathetic fucking follower and you have no feelings of your own and you're standing up for a monster, which makes you a monster as well. And Jack's, by the way, if you think about it, Jack's still so shitty. He probably says, let's go after Danny. You know, he's like, you know, Danny, he's a bad drinker. He's doing these things. He's groping, he's groping our friends.

And he just gets away from it. Oh, and they're like the golden couple. Danny and he, everyone loves them. They're pretty. They're nice. And no one knows the side of them when I have to deal with all the shit. So let's take them down. And Jason's like, sure.

And John's like, sure. I think you make a, I mean, you make a good point. Let's do it. So now Jason and Janet, go and do it. And then the moment that. Hold on. The moment that they are, like, they go in full guns blazing. They get it from the audience. And Jackson's like, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He just backs out and sells out everyone, right? Like, how hilarious. What a dick. Typical.

So, Jasmine, Danny's like, well, but on the after show, you saying, wait, so the Jasmine goes, but it's hard to hear you say, even at the after show, why would you bring this up again? It's like right there, that's a slap in the face. That's a slap in the face. And Danny's like, well, what do you mean? After the, on the after show saying that you brought it up again? She goes, yeah, on the after show, you said something like, oh, I can't believe it was brought up again. And Danny says, but not by Janet.

But Janet is what I was talking about. Not by you. And he goes, yeah, not by you. You can bring it up as much as you want. It's Janet. And Jason's like, oh, you are such a clown. You're such a fucking clown. You better never.

And then he starts getting like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, bro. He's going to go. kick Danny's ass. No one is scared of you, Docker, sit down. Okay, Pennylofers, sit. So Danny's like, are you kidding me? And he's, no, I'm not kidding you. You better try it.

So Janet is, Janet, by the way, and I'm really glad that Janet spent so much of this reunion stressing how, you know, coming for an eight-month pregnant, an eight-month pregnant woman can cause her to lose her child and how devastating that is. Totally comes for Nia while she's sitting there on the couch. eight months pregnant.

And it's like, oh, yeah, well, he's been appropriate and made women uncomfortable multiple times since, multiple times since, as recently as the Super Bowl. And he was like, Janet, that is a lie. Like, she finally gets her rise out of Nia. And Danny's like, that is a lie. And he's like, and you're really good at lying. So, don't, don't know, but I'm terrified at Jay said. Just terrified.

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