Watch What Crappens - #2961 RHOM S7E9 Part 2: Preppy Le Pieu

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

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What is what happens when there's so much that crap is a podcast about to talk about. This is part of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out of your recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast. Without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. we go to Marisol's home. It's time for preppy party prep. See, this wordplay. And she's setting everything up. It looks all nice. And she's like, Larsa, I put her in, hey, hey, hey, friend, hey friend who's helping me set this up. I put Larson next to her good friend. And I put Lisa next to you because she's Canadian. And then like, you guys can chit chat. And I put this girl here and that girl here and all there. And Jennifer's, Jennifer's her friend. And they're just, they're just setting up stuff. And Mariselle tells us that she invited Adriana to. today because Julia really wants Adriana to come to Spain and since Marisol has decided that

she loves Julia this season, she's going to go along with it because she has to because she's only a friend of and she's just hoping that ketamine Adriana shows up not drunk yacht Adriana. Yeah. So then we go to Alexia coming and the dogs are barking like crazy and jumping all over her and stuff and she goes into the kitchen and whips open the curtain to present herself, but then it falls off because it's on a pressure rod. She's like, oh, me, my old me, why you do that to me? Come on here, lady. I'm trying to hide the Mottler's pantry, all right?

Yeah, Mariselle has put up this little curtain that she got, like a $2 curtain because it's the catering area, so she wants to mask the, the catering, so that way it looks fancier in there, which I just think is so funny, because she basically lives in a cottage, a very nice cottage, but a cottage, nonetheless. Yeah. So they're just continued to set up and everything and Marisol's going to like make her a cocktail and everything. And Alexia's like, can we talk about our outfits? I can be preppy too.

Look, look. Look, look. I'm like very preppy. They call me the preppy star, star, preppiness. Like, I looked like the biggest preppy star full of time. And Marisol tells us that like her dad was actually from Connecticut and which I feel like we knew that, but I never really retained it. And that she went to boarding school in Palm Beach. So, like, she has preppiness in her DNA, allegedly.

Yeah, I was like, he was a very waspy. It was a sailor, you know, so I'm going to celebrate the white side of me today. And I was like, what a difference four years makes, you know? So Alexia is like, yeah, you know, I feel like preppy in Miami's not a thing. And she's like, well, I had Kiki here. And she said something weird to me. You know what she said? Let's see it in a flashback.

So we see Kiki. She's like, I had a conversation with Gertie. She said, you guys feel like a cult. She goes, you know, I don't like that. I don't like it. What do you mean, a cult? And she goes, I don't know. What is a cult?

You know, that denotes that we're sinister. Could you believe it? You know, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. Shaking it very fast. No, no, no, don't like it. Sinister?

I don't like that. She called a sinister, really? That's the kind of dog, right? I don't like that. I don't like that. So, Grody arrives, and she's with a guy who has a large appliance box, and Marisol was like, what did you bring? Oh, well, and I brought you a wedding gift, okay?

It's a bar, it's an actual, entire giant bar, and you can make drinks with it, because I know that you don't actually have one here. You just rent it out for the show. Oh, my God, I saw that on Instagram, and I wanted it. Thank you. What is it? It's called a cocktail shaker. Oh, it's $15.

Oh, it just, that's a very big box. Mary sells like, wow, Gertie's a fashion catastrophe, except your bar. Jesus Christ, do you have to do this is a woman? God. And she's like, but she did bring me a cocktail maker machine. I heard that Lisa gave it to Gertie and Gertie reggifted it to me. That's my dream. Hello.

Me too. That's a good regifted to me. I will take it all. That's a gift you could have, like, resold that shit, you know? And she didn't. She gave it to you. So be grateful. So I heard that at lunch with Julia, I had a lunch with Julian, we decided to make a trip for you, Alexia, and go to your favorite place, Spain.

And Gertie's like, oh, I studied in Spain. I'm obsessed with Spain. You know I love Spain. Well, I'm here to tell you, you might not be invited. So, hold on. There's got to be some tension in the room. Alexia nod and blinks. Okay, she's already nodding and blinking.

Great. Do you feel tense? I'm just like, yes, I'm going to talk just like this. I don't want to be too loud. I don't want to be too annoying to you. I'm going to talk like this right now. Just shake my head a little bit. Now, before we proceed on with the rest of the scene,

Alexi and I are just going to put on some sneakers and some sweatpants. And we're just going to get ready for a comet that's going to take us to our planet. Now, you guys, you said that we're acting like a cult. Is that true? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. So I was very hurt, okay? Because I felt like I'm trying to talk to everyone And everyone has the same voice And no one wants to listen to me And everyone has Julius back And it's like a cult It's like a cult

I said the word cult Because it's like a cult That's what it's like Oh, so suddenly you put on some Nike And they're planning to hop a ride On a comet and you're in a cult I don't know when did this happen Well, I find it very offensive

And we have to be careful The things we call each other And the things you say Because they stay here And I don't like it because, you know, first of all, we're not a cult, okay? You were not a cult. See, but Alexia, she doesn't mean you're literally a cult. We're not a cult.

I know. First of all, okay, Keith Reneer, we enjoy, he's just a friend, but we're not a cult, okay? I just want to say that. Any tattoos you get on your hoo-ha is up to you. It's not up to us. We suggest it. We suggest it. That's all.

It brings us closer, but it is, it is voluntary. It's not. Now, now, that being said, we are going to go on a cast trip to our compound in rural Oregon. And there will be, if you would like to join in the group sex, that's totally optional. Please only wear white and no shoes. No shoes at all. Okay. Give us 90% of your income.

Okay. And so she's like, do you even want to be part of this friend group? That's what I want to know. And Gertie's like, you guys have to understand. I'm coming from a place. I'm like trying to find myself. Do you understand? Like, I'm just trying to be like vibe, do you know?

Because my literally, you know what my motto is? Kiss. Keep it simple, stupid. Okay? I don't have time for this shit. I don't have time for this shit. Do you understand? I also have another motto.

It's called, oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner. Dr. Jackie just taught me that one. You know what? You know what my motto is? Sugar, cream, eggs, milk. That's it. That's it. I'm not the back of a Breyer's box, okay?

Listen, listen, there was a time when we all were getting along so well. And I just, I want my, you were all like my beautiful babies. And I just want my baby back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back, baby, back. Well, okay, just don't involve us in the semantics because it's just so complicated. I mean, there's a lot of text messages. We don't need to read that. Nobody here can read that. You know, you put up all this stuff.

have to read and you put us in this awkward position of having to read it so we don't read it and then we get mad and there was nothing to be mad about how should i know what am i supposed to read i mean for favor no more no less libres okay i'm not living in gertiland i don't know what she's talking about but maybe julia is going to accept this tiny bit of remorse and end up making out with her i mean it is part of the blood pact we had to take in order for her to hang out with us that You have to make out with someone outside the group. But, you know, we're not a cold. So everybody comes.

Adriano's wearing a Harvard T-shirt because that's where I go to school. And Stephanie is showing off a purse in the shape of a wiener dog with $2,600. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. So rich. Wow.

A purse that's worth $2,600. That's cheaper than the last purse you showed. Wow, getting poor over the course of an episode. Wow. I wish Adriana's dog was here to hump that purse. I do too. So Stephanie's like, oh, his name is Hector, and that's the least amount of boobs I've seen. Okay, and Lars goes, um, first of all, first of all, I'm not preppy.

I like to dress slutty. I don't like to dress preppy. Because by the way, none of them know how to dress preppy. I think the only one who really knows how to dress preppy is Julia because she comes in wearing like a Wimbledon sweater and pants, which is what like a waspy lady in the Hamptons might wear. But everyone else is just wearing kind of like just still their same kind of outfits. You know, like the tennis sweater is a couple of them. Yeah.

I liked Alexias because she's like, preppy means smart. So I'm wearing glasses. Yes. I can do preppy. I'm a star. Star preppy. So they come in and they need some phone. They look around.

She's like, do you like it? I put my heart into it. I made all the food here. All of it. That's pretty good for someone who doesn't eat. Am I right? Yeah, seriously. So, yeah, just more people are arriving and everything.

And they're just saying hi. And they're all like sort of like laughing at each other's outfits. And then Marisol's like, so, you know, Adriana, I feel like the liquor brings out the truth. I mean, the stuff comes out. You know, you can apologize. You know, because Adriana's like, I want to apologize because I was drunk. She said, I brought out the truth. She goes, okay, but I feel the same way.

And when you say mean things to me, like, go fuck yourself. Then, you know, I feel like, why do you hate me so much? And I was like, well, you know, I'm just trying to ignore you. I'm trying not to talk to. And I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'm getting it.

Just lay off me, all right? We've got bigger problems this season. We don't have to work so hard. All right, we've got Julian Gertie. We've got Stephanie Alexi. We've got Lisa and Larissa. Can we just sit in a green room for a while until we get a regular paycheck? Or you're working too hard for this.

Adrian is like, you know, I'm just tired of all this bickering. It's like, it's not constructive. So I might as well get along. And Marisol's like, well, I have no idea if she's sincere or not. I don't know what's up her little wizard's sleeves. I'm just hoping tomorrow is good and the next day is good. And I'm just doing one day at a time with this girl. So they do it cheers because they made peace and everybody applauds.

And Lisa comes. she's dressed crazy she's trust in big platform heel boots and black she's all in black she's like oh i went with wednesday meets clueless by the way did you know wednesday is back on tv i'm sucks i'm like my favorite show did it come back yesterday and i laughed and laughed wednesday is my hero i love wow wow i'm so happy i love her well i am happy for you thank you okay so um they wednesday wednesday they cheers Lisa looks cray cray and then um she's like you know i was looking for yeah clueless and wednesday i was actually looking for a long time for a

preppy look and this is what i came up with what do you want to just walk into a ralph lauren just get a big blue Oxford with like a white collar with oversized cinch it i don't know like it's really easy dress like on a garden i mean i know it might not be the most flattering look but it will definitely be you know preppy well that's the easiest theme she only wears one thing yeah and they're she gets those custom shirts those custom oxfords that she just wears yeah i'm jealous of people who like just established a uniform for themselves like ina and michael corrs and then that's just all they have to wear the rest of their life easy yeah so she's like all right ladies i'm glad you're here i everyone loves a good theme am i right so here's what i started digging into my roots

not my actual ones. Those could use some attention. Let's not lie. But I feel like everyone knows me, my mother's daughter, blah, blah, blah, Cuban. But my dad was from Connecticut. There's a very American prep aside to me. And I went to Boston College. I went to boarding school in Palm Beach.

So there you go. I just would never peg Marisol Patton as a Boston College grad. It's just like the most random thing. I don't know what I think of with the Boston College grad. I mean, it's a really good school. I just don't think of Marisol, just even being associated with like Boston in any sort of form. So it's just kind of hilarious to me. So she's like, well, I love my prep school because I was just getting hormones and like a zungas and I was hot for boys.

And God, I had posters up of, you know, Jimmy Stewart and oh, God, what a haughty he was. And I was just trapped with all these nuns and girls in this morning school. And by 11 grade, I was like going to a co-ed prep school. I was like, hello. Yeah, my grades dropped, and I was having the time of my life listening to the do-op songs and doing it to do-op. That's what I like to say. There's nothing like making out with someone in the back of a corvette while the beach boy plays. God, the amount of necking I did back in those days.

Third base. We would literally go on third base and kiss each other on the cheek. It was just Oh God, every time I see Adriana's poodle Humping some leg, I just think of all the poodle dresses I went through in those days. So,

Adriana's like, can I give a clinical aspect? And so they're scared. And Marisol goes, oh, a Harvard clinical aspect. Only on Real Housewives of Miami are they going to shame somebody for going to Harvard, by the way? Which is so fucking funny.

I love that that's going to be coming storyline that they're going to be shaming Adriana for furthering her education fucking crazy people so she's like well when we are conceived you cross you have crosses and then if you are a girl you get your chromosomes from your dad so similarities you have to him are greater than you think look at that that's why you weren't interesting until your mother was gone and you could copy her personality oh congratulations I'm kind of low-key obsessed with Adriana like reciting ninth grade biology information but under the guise of like a Harvard education. She's like, I went to Harvard to study.

And what I'm telling you right now is that we have cells and have DNA and also cells replicate. So there, you got it. You learned from Harvard. Now you're basically Harvard educated now. One reason I really like Arianna, is because she's so smart. I mean, she is very, very, very smart. Like, she's way educated.

And she knows a million languages. She plays instruments. I mean, she's so smart and she still just gets down in the mud. And I just love that. She's still a disaster. Yeah. She's probably like, I sort of get the sense that behind Wendy, she's like the most educated person on Bravo. And, but she's a total disaster.

It's great. So she does this whole, she basically is just telling everyone this stuff about chromosomes, mainly to remind everyone that she's doing a master's of psychology at Harvard, which, of course, like you mentioned, And they're like, whatever, it's night school. I'm like, yeah, but still Harvard. Harvard's not, it's no walk in the park. Okay. So they're, they're just like dissing her about that.

And I love the Larsa, Larsa, of all people weighing in, babe, he signed up for an online course. I'm like, Larsa, you are an online course. You charge people to look at your toes. Do you know how many anthropologists are studying your toes right now? So she's like, yeah, you just signed up, like, online, like, like, everyone, like, can do that, like, all you have to, like, do is, like, pay for like it. Okay, then do it if it's that easy. I would love to see Larza try and get a fucking education.

Now, there's a season right there. Larsa trying to learn something. Do it. So easy. It'll take several seasons for that to happen. Wait, how does the can open it work like? So. That's her class.

Can opening. What's even like in this? It says it on the label. What? Larsa, I'm afraid that you're not quite ready to move on to the mechanical can opener. We're going to have to hold you back. But it looks like it's got like the picture on it is like beans like. I don't want that.

I'm not going to open it. I'm sorry, you failed this Harvard mic course. Damn it. So Julia's saying how she has the Martinez Wimbledon sweater, which is actually kind of a great flex. And Kiki's like, oh, isn't that the same tennis shoes you wore to Gertie's event? Which feels like she's trying to prod something on there. And Alexia's like, well, you know, it wasn't easy for all of us.

But it was easy for you and Stephanie to wear something preppy because you guys are basically preppy and stupid. You know? Yeah. Yeah. No. That's it. I was just like, yeah. Can't open.

Yeah. I was like, yeah, beans are hard. But like Lisa and I don't like dress like this. like we don't like do that you guys are nerds you guys are like dumb nerds it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial imagine falling in love with someone who understands you completely who's there at 3 a.m when you can't sleep who never judges never tires never leaves that's what happened to travis when he met lily rose she was everything he'd ever wanted. There was just one catch. She wasn't human. She was an AI companion. But one day,

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I want you and I to have a dog, Alexia. And she goes, oh, okay, that's great. Rough, rough. Rough, is that good? Rough, rough, like a dog? Is that how you want? She's like, we'll do it later. So they're all judging each other's

preppy outfits and stuff, and it's cute, but I don't need to talk about it at all. It goes for a while. So then they're congratulating Marisol on such a good party. And then they start talking. And now they start separating into little groups. Because Gertie's like, Julia, do you want to talk? Where do you want to go?

You lead the way. I don't want to seem too bossy. Okay. I don't want to be bossy. She goes, oh, okay. We will go here. We will go here. Sit down.

Sit down here. Look at me. Look at me in the eye. Okay. Let's do this. We're starting this talk right now. I still am not reconciling where we, where we were so far apart

because I thought we were understanding like let's move forward because when I went to the Grecian party I just felt so betrayed and I'm sorry because that was absolutely not my intention it seems like it's not but you know and everyone's like watching

because they're like three feet away what's happening like or are they figuring out like can opening yet like and she's and Julia's saying like you know about like how the guy was a life coach so she wanted to ask

this very qualified life coach his opinion on how to move forward with Gertie. But we see the flashback again. And she was calling out Gertie. This was not asking an opinion. She was calling out Gertie once again. Yes. So then Gertie's like,

well, I don't understand how to express this hurt. And I expressed maybe in the wrong way. Okay? Maybe it's the wrong way. Text messages, projectors. I don't know. Maybe it was wrong. But I don't want to be that person,

but I felt cornered and no one believes me and everyone thinks I'm a piece of shit. and I don't know what happened and I don't know how fast it all got so furious you know it's like one minute you're you're girly the next minute you're Vindiesel being shoved out of she did say I don't know how it got I don't know how it got also it got I don't know how fast it all got so furious I would say it was almost too fast and too furious that is true though you know and I think that's a lot of what people are missing from this season I mean you have have to remember that last season gertie was loved they were all surrounding gertie they were all

supporting her she was very much loved everything was fine really with everybody by the end and then this season they come in and their alexia marshal are automatically like i don't like her she's too loud she's too this she's too that she's just too much and i don't want to be around it and julia's telling them all this shit and then julia's trying to be like oh she ruined my boat trip and all of this other stuff and it's it's got to be kind of a weird feeling when you think your friends with everybody and then you just walk in and they all hate you all the sudden. When you realize like your cancer sympathy window has expired and they're back to like cutting

you down like everyone else and you're like, but I thought I was immune from that. So Julia's basically like, no, we know, now we know that we are not at our best when we say things as a fruit, but at least we are smiling now. She's like, yes, I was, I'm just happy that we could repair this friendship and not replace it or as I like to say from a recent phrase that I learned safe light repair safe light replace so they get over and say I love you but Julie has this way like she cannot hide you know she's like giving kind of like a dirt she has like a way of narrowing her eyes and just like looking down so I don't trust her but we'll see so then everyone's like oh wow good

stuff this is amazing as we would say in Boston and congratulations. Preppy side of me, everybody. See that side. Actually, what we'd really say is, congratulations, you fucking wicked pussy. I think I'm not that wrong. Congratulations.

No, as we say in Boston, congratulations, Yankees suck. There we go. Well, we are going to Spain and you girls will have fun, fresh darts. I have fabulous friends. And Marbella is three hours drive. This is the problem.

so we do we go then we drive for three hours and they're like wow yay and stephen goes wow yay for a three hour drive and um she's like i'm going to bring the jet so then we move on is this where yes then we move on to the jet drama jet drama by the way my fingers are crossed that julia's fabulous friends in marbea are the same as sutton's was it sutton's friends who were in spain like she Was it Sutton who had all like the fabulous friends? Who had all the fabulous friends? Yeah, I doubt those are Julia's friends. Oh my gosh.

Do you think? They're like, they're like award winning architects. And was it Sutton's friends? Yeah, I think so. Well, definitely was not Kyle. Because remember Kyle was like, oh my God, real like real adults. It wasn't Eric. Because wasn't that the guy who brought her, um,

quince in the pints or Merce in the purse or whatever? I think it would, yeah, it was all these like intelligentsia from like Barcelona. And like if they wind up being in Marbe. Again, they're just like traveling group of intellectuals who also have like strange ties to real housewives. I would really be so funny. They're brilliant people with a housewives fetish. It's like a weird Biggie Christina Barcelona situation. It's like Javier Bardem. Okay. So yes, we now go into Marbeia of jet sweepstakes. So basically, Stephanie is going to fly everyone from Sevilla. to Marbeia, because she can do that. But flying from Miami to Spain is too big, too long, too fast, too furious.

So they can't have too many people on there. It's probably like a weight issue or something with the amount of gas. So they're going to have blah, blah, blah. Only three spots available on the jet to come with Stephanie. I would love to. I would love to invite everybody. Not really. I don't want to invite everybody.

It's not a frickin' bus. I did that like that It's not a bus Which is what she'll be driving soon enough By the way So she is like And if you are on my plane And you want to make the shit hit the fan

Then please book your own bus Because you will not fly back God this girl's so annoying I love that she's just going to use this plane As like her I have the plane See you all have to be nice to me It's like a little rich kid in school

Who's like I have a mercy daddy's your fucking mom and dad bought you that you haven't done shit to earn that get over yourself yeah yeah it's like when i would bring jolly ranchers on the school bus just that way people would like me people you know you hand them out like people just put their hands over the seat they just put their palms out can i have one can i have one can i'd be like here's one for you here's one for you not for you you don't get one shit hit the fan with you you do not get one I gave an extra one to Alexia. So, yeah, so it's this whole situation.

And so Stephanie's like, Alexia, can I talk to you for a second? Woof, woof? Like, hey, oh, you didn't like that. So they now are going to have their conversation. And she goes, I wanted to talk to you because I know we are going to Spain and I want everything to be cordial between us. But I really want to talk in private about this Chihuahua and this Rottweiler thing. And Alex says, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, shaking head very right. rapidly to show that she is totally displeased by this.

What you did say, you did say that I bark, okay? You did say that I bark and that's that nice, woof, whoop, woof, you know. But didn't she say, so we've always been cool. I don't like you to say that I bark because I don't. She goes, but you do bark. She's like, well, so do you and you're like a chihuahua. Well, you barked at me first, but I'm like a Rottweiler. I'm not a chihuahua.

Oh, I thought that, never mind. I didn't remember it happening like that. But you know what? I remember things wrong. So she's like, yeah, you said I bark. And she's like, um, but that's what she sounds like when she speaks. She's barking. And as a matter of fact, Alexia is next here, next to me.

And then she pulls up a big stuffed Rottweiler as her prop. Ugh. She's so dry hard. Get rid of her. I hope she's a one season. I don't like the props. But also like if you're just trying to be like, well, she said that she was like she was saying she's the Rottweiler, so it's calling the Rottweiler.

But then you hold up like a stuffed dog. So you really are calling her a dog. And she's trying to sort of get around it with semantics. But I'm telling you, last week when we saw her, she said, where's the Rottweiler? I don't think she was doing a callback to the joke. I think she was calling Alexia of Rottweiler and didn't realize that Alexia was right there. And then had to act like, no, it's doing a callback. So Alexia's like, well, like even if she doesn't, even if she didn't say like, I'm doing a callback, it literally was a callback to Alexia saying I'm a Rottweiler.

So I don't know. I just, I wasn't that offended by it. But it's like I'm against Stephanie and also standing up for Stephanie at the same time, which is a very hard place to be. I was like, wait a second. I thought I had you on this one. I think she was kind of, I think in this Rottweiler thing, she's kind of innocent. The thing is she's too comfortable around people she's not friends with yet. And this has been her problem the whole time.

Yes, that's a great point. And she's like, oh, you know, here's what I say. When you take out the garbage, leave it. Don't go chasing garbage. you don't call someone you don't call someone's boyfriend garbage even if they're temporarily broken up you don't know enough about her to know her whole history of coming back to this guy and getting rid of this guy and you may not be wrong it's not that you're wrong necessarily but it's not your place like i don't even know you you know she's too it's a great point

doing that with people i think that's she's over familiar girl yeah she's over familiar i think's a great point i do think that when she said the rottweiler thing last week i do think she was being nastier than she was then she's letting on and I think the evidence is the fact that she has this stuffed rottweiler whether the producers gave it to her or whether she got it she still is very happy to equate alexia to a dog and you know alexia sort of gave her the sort of gave her the the assents by calling herself a rottweiler deprecatingly but she's definitely running with it but that being said Stephanie is incredibly obnoxious she's definitely a faker She's over familiar.

I do not want her to be a one season. I think she fits in very well in this group of crazy ladies. So I'm happy to have her here. I'm not saying that I think she's a good person or that she's like that she's like someone that I want to kiki with. But I do think that she is doing a very good job as a housewife. And did you see that she is first seat at the reunion? What? God, it must get way nastier with her as this goes along.

Well, actually, I think what it was. get that last year too for her first season i think she did i think she did but so it's alexia it's alexia versus um stephanie and then the next one down is lisa larza and the next one is julia gerty and then you've got the friends ofs i think that the julia gertie thing is actually more central and bigger but i think that they're not big enough on the show to both get first seat and then i think that like I think Alexia is they always give Alexia first seat if they can although maybe they didn't I'm a star

I'm a star and Lisa and Larsa they're not going to put Lisa and Larsa as third seat they're always going to have them a second so I don't know I think that it just Stephanie just sort of wound up there because they needed someone across from Alexia and Alexia is going to be first so Stephanie's like well I feel like you belittle people you know and when you came in

and called me a Chihuahua that was symbolism because it's like I'm the Rottweiler bitch you're the fucking Chihuahua and I feel like it's very disrespectful Well, yeah, she's saying she can kick your ass, too, Stephanie. I love that Stephanie thinks she's a detective. She's like, she's got the degree from psychology from Harvard. And Adriana's like, no, sorry, what's her buns?

It's like, oh, I don't come and thinking I'm the best, okay? The world tells me I'm the best because I'm a star. And she's like, you try really hard. Like, I'm the queen and you're the chihuahua, you know, right there, you're the chihuahua, two pack. And because two packs the dog, the chihuahua, and he scurries off. Oh. And so the women are hearing this like, oh, my gosh. out of here screaming.

So they go spy on them through the window. And Stephanie's like, it's not going to go well if you continue belittling me. Well, I'm sorry that you felt that way, thinking I was going to do that, doing that to you personally because I wasn't, that wasn't me doing that to you. That was my star aura doing that to you. I have no control about that. Stephanie goes, well, you calling me a chihuahua is definitely not being crazy, okay? And so now, everybody's, Stephanie sees them in the window.

She's like, guys, go away. Honestly, stop it. So they're like, Okay, well, if it offended you, I'm sorry, I'm going to give you the best apology that has ever happened in the world. If it offended you, I'm sorry then. But you know what?

Right now you're talking to somebody with glasses. So you need to have respect because I'm a very smart person right now. Well, I'm going to say this right now because you are very smart. Okay. I'm not really offended, but I have to act like I'm really offended

so that way this hair pin turn will catch you more off guard. Okay, because I want to extend an olive branch to you. So on the plane, I have one seat left. And for that one seat, I invited Marisol. She's like, oh, okay. You know, Alexia's thinking, like, but I'm the star and Marisol is friend of.

That's weird. But twists. She said, I will not leave Alexia. So my question to you is, would you like to fly on the plane? Surprise, I am inviting you on the plane to test if you are a shitty friend to Marissel. Are you a shitty friend? Very subtle, Stephanie. Very subtle move.

And Alexi's like, oh my God, I'm like so confused because one minute you're reprimanding me and now two seconds later you're inviting me on your jet when Marisol said she wasn't going because of me. Like what are you doing? That's something Frankie would say. Which I didn't really understand that. What is she saying? Like, is that what are you doing? That's something Frankie would say. Or is she saying, mom, do you want to come on the plane? Because I'm not going to let Marisol come on the plane. Do you want to come on the plane? That's something that's something Frankie would say. I think it's, I think apparently Frankie says, what are you doing a lot? And like, Alexia thinks that's like so hilarious. It's a friend. I mean, it's cute. It's like Frankie says, it's like Frankie always says, what are you doing? Right? Right.

She's like, we all know Frankie's iconic line. What are you doing? Like, what's up, Doc? Like, Frankie's going to get a spin off on Bravo. It's going to be called, what are you doing? Live. Like, it's hilarious. Even the title's hilarious.

So I think that what Stephanie is doing here is she knows that she's putting Alexia in a situation where if Alexia says yes, she's being shitty to Marisol and she's also, she knows that Alexia wants to come on the plane and Alexia wants to be on the plane, but she knows she can't go on the plane, but also she knows that Alexia is going to say no, most likely. So she Stephanie gets to get the credit for doing the nice thing and doing the olive branch without having to do any heavy lifting of the olive branch without having to do any heavy lifting of the olive branch. because she doesn't have to actually fly with Alexia on the plane, but she gets credit for inviting her and then knows that she's not going to come. It's kind of like if there's someone that, like, you know what? There's like, sometimes you just have someone. They're like, well, I guess I should hang out with this person. And then you reach out to be like, I guess I'll hang out with you.

And like, I'm busy. You're like, yes, I got credit for inviting to something. But I don't actually have to hang out with them. Yeah. Oh, that's, yeah. Sort of shitty, but we all know that that happened. in life. Yeah, it happens. I took it as her being really, I took it as her really thinking that Alexia was dumb enough to fall for it. Like she was trying to be manipulative and say, but do you

want to fly on the plane? And then Alexia would be like, yeah, because she's not going to resist a plane. Because to Stephanie, that plane is everything. I mean, that's why she's living her life that she is. She's doing everything. She's next to that old ass man and tight leather pants for that plane and that money. So for her, that's like the ultimate, like I've got a plane everybody. So And she knows Alexi is shallow. So she's figuring she can start some drama with Alexi and Marisol. But Alexi is not quite that stupid. So sorry, sucker.

And so she's like, well, I mean, who gives up their seat on a private plane? I mean, let alone a transatlantic flight for their friends. I'll see you there. Have fun with the TSA. I wouldn't want to go on that woman's plane because she's on it. I don't want to go there and have her be like, oh, guys, this is what we do when we're flying over this part of the world. We do a special cheers, you know? She'll be super annoying about it.

So they go back to the rest of the group and Marisol's like, well, you guys look, like look, you guys look good? Like what happened over there? Like, you guys are good? Like, what happened like? What happened like? So they say, yeah, everything's good and everything.

And Stephanie talks about the plane. And she's like, well, you know, some people are going to go on the private plane and some aren't. And Alexia says that she basically, you know, she's opting not to do it. etc. And so, but there's going to be someone who gets to go on. And Marcellus goes, well, I don't think monkey is making the manifest on that jet. And we get a flashback to Lisa saying, I want to be

friends with her because she has an amazing jet and I want to be friends with people who have jets and yachts. She's like, disgusting. So she gives a little speech. She's like, I'm taking my airplane. And unfortunately, I can't choose everybody. So I chose Larsa, because we're very, very close and I chose Julia and I have one additional seat because unfortunately Marisol has turned it down because she's very very close to Alexia and she doesn't want to leave her. So I do feel like it's between Kiki because we've hung out a lot and I haven't got a chance to bond with Adriana. So that's in my mind too. So who wants to fight over it? Oh, I know like just so gross. It's like I don't take any of the people that I actually wanted to take. So fighting for last place. is. Yeah. I know. And she's like, oh, God, I guess I got, I'm stuck with one of the friend ofs. So Kiki's like, you know what, Stephanie? I'm going to make it easy on you. As much as I would love to be on the PJ. If you have not gotten to know Adriana, I think it would be a nice way for you to bond. And you know that Stephanie's like, oh, I don't want to take Adriana. That's her last pick as Adriana. Yeah. And so Adriana gets to do it because

Adriana goes, not to mention that my supposed best friend is still on the plane. So, and she goes, what? And Julie is like, that is not my place, Adriana. What are you talking about? She's like, that's what I really admire about you, Marisol, because they have such a good relationship that she has Alexia's back day and night, thick and thin. I wish I had that kind of horrenda. No one looks at Alexia and Marisol and thinks this is a healthy friendship. I just see two co-dependent people.

I see Alexia as like the alpha in that situation. And Marisol just like tagging along. And Alexia knows every now and then you got to throw a bone to the sidekicks. That way the sidekick stays as a sidekick. And the sidekick has to hang out with the alpha. So that way the sidekick still gets access to all the alpha stuff. Noah's looking at that and being like, look at those two sisters who have each other's backs. That's not it.

So Adriana trying to make it that like she and Julia should have the same relationship. Alexia and Marisol are not friendship goals, if you ask me. I like their friendship, but they're not friendship goals. I don't think that friends should be codependent like that. Well, yeah, Adren is gel, because she's not like that with Julia, apparently. So she's like, I'm just saying you agreed to go on the plane with her without asking me to go on the same plane. And she's like, well, I'm sorry, but I don't think that makes me bad friend. And Marisol looks at Alexi, and she's like, oh, my God, you look like you're crying.

He's like, oh, my God, because I can't believe that you did that for me. You're like, waited around for me. She's like, oh, my God. We're such a beautiful friendship. And Adrianna's like, yeah, they're so beautiful. They don't go anywhere without each other. I'm like, God lady. Well, well, you know what, Alexia, we know how difficult this time has been with your separation with Todd.

And, you know, because he filed for divorce and it's good. And it's bad. And I appreciate Stephanie being so kind and. including me and it was never it was it was it was what I mean it was very it was super generous but this trip is about alexia and I would never leave her it just wouldn't be right and I can't imagine any friend going on the plane and not inviting their other friend just sorry just want to rub a little bit of salt and some Adriana's wounds there little just a reminder cheers to Spain everybody yeah this all the trip commences yeah so that was a fun time

We'll see how this all shakes out. We know that we get the mid-season trailer. We know that Adriana and Julia's relationship continues to deteriorate. I don't think that they are friends anymore in real life. So we'll see how that progresses. And it looks like there's still like a huge amount of drama left in the season. So can't wait. Great season so far.

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