Watch What Crappens - #2962 RHOC S19E04: NOLAve Lost

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

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Well, watch what crappins, who cares what happens when there's so much than crappins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the glorious and beautiful Ronnie Karam. Hi, hi, Rondelaw. Hello, how are you? Just dandy. We're here, we're queer, and it's Friday. It's Orange County Day.

And actually, I would say it's not just Orange County Day. It is Gretchen Rossi, like super Fox News hair day, because she really took it to the next level. She is like ready to takeover Fox Friends with that hair. Like that is she, and you know what? God bless. God bless that white platinum white anchor lady hair that she's got. Today we are talking Orange County. We have a wonderful Patreon that you can join where we have bonus episodes. And this week we talked on our bonus episode about Project Runway and Big Brother and The Naked Gun and a baby

shower and I think maybe something else. I don't remember. But we had a lot of fun just chatting it up. So there is that. We do a weekly bonus episode. We do things like trailer trash is where we make fun of trailers for upcoming shows and Salt Lake City feels like it's right around the corner. So keep an eye out for that, et cetera. Also, crap is on demand where you can watch us, not just listen. We have a video component to this podcast, and it is there on Patreon. And then a week after they go onto YouTube, but for your fresh content, go to Patreon and a lovely Discord channel as well. And then on Monday, we have Crappy Hour. That's at 530, where we talk about Bravo gossip, et cetera, and then you guys get a chance to hop on and chat with us and air whatever's on your mind.

That's a 530 Western, 830 Eastern, and we are going to alternate Mondays, crappy hour, and Amazon Lives. So it's going to be a super, super fun Monday always for the rest of eternity. Ronnie, what's going on with you? You know, it's fitting that Gretchen showed up in her extreme Fox News hair because she, is finally getting some pushback for her social media posting this week. Have you been reading any of the Gretchen news? I have. Shockingly, I have not.

What a dick. What happened now? What did our, I was just about to say I'm really enjoying Gretchen this season. I was just about to do a whole thing of like, you know what? I'm really happy that Gretchen's back. I think she's doing a great job. But now what? Before.

Well, that's why I'm opening with this. So you don't fall into too deep of a hole. Because I just I just already dug it a little bit. It's going to come in and fan girl over this chick. Well, one of them is she and Jen Pedrante made some, like, video doing Asian voices and making squinty eyes and stuff. Katie Janella went on virtual reality with the boys and was talking about that not being cool. And then right after that, someone finally went through Gretchen's social media, which, you know, I've mentioned a couple of times is horrifying. I was not glad she was coming back at all because, listen, I know that there are people from all over the political spectrum here.

I'm not here to get into like Trumpy this, Trumpy that, you know, not that I've never been guilty of that. But, you know, it's not only that. It's not only a political thing. Like, she's got transphobic. She's just a transphobic homosexual, homophobic, racist. Hey, someone from Orange County is, someone from Orange County has these qualities. Yes, but at least, you know, as they always say to us, keep it in your bedroom. I don't need to hear it.

Like, if that's your thought, then you do that at home. I don't need to hear this shit. Like, I don't need you. So here's some screenshots that she's been liking. This was compiled, I believe, by Bambi 4183 over on the Insta. But here's just an example. When you open the door to homosexuality, you open the door to pedophilia. You'll never win by normalizing perversion.

That's a Gretchen like. Gretchen? Gretchen Rossi? Yes. And then another one is, she didn't write these. She's liking these. Then another one says, sin is a slippery slope. If you think it's bad now, give it a couple of years.

If you want to save the kids, start by calling homosexuality what it is. And then this mixed with her racist-ass post that she actually made, fuck off, Gretchen. Like, seriously, go back to the fucking rock you crawled under. What a horrible, horrible, disgusting human being. And also keep kicking Tamara's ass while you're here. I mean, if you're going to be here, keep doing what you're doing. But also fuck off.

Yeah. Gretchen, who probably has like several gay men on her team, you know, forming that Megan Kelly tribute on her head is like still going to like all these homophobic things that's just i mean i'm always i'm always so shocked when homophobes go on to bravo i'm like you know like like it's either like you are biting the hand that feeds you or you're selling out your own views you know just to get some money so either way you're a shitty person i mean what i guess well also it's just going off and like going off on quote unquote perversion so i guess you know the only kind of perversion you like is young chicks selling themselves to old rich

men like that's okay with you fuck off gretchen get off your fucking your your fucking toadstool okay sick of hearing you keep kicking tamar's ass you're doing great not so we open with um yeah start this friday with a nice strong i was like okay great here we yeah here we go here we go we're gonna have a fun episode so uh we start with gina at home listen you can say fuck off to somebody and still have a fun episode, but, you know, I felt like it was an no, she needs to fuck off. I don't want to wait to tell her to fuck off. Yeah. She needs to fuck all the way off. There's no room for like that sort of hateful language and and thought process. I think in 2025 in general. And if you are liking those posts, you can fuck off too. How about that?

So Gina is saying, um, oh my God. Can you put, can you put clean Latif in the garage? She's asking, uh, Trevor, Travis, whatever his name is to do this. because she's getting ready for a big party and she has a room about that she's named Clean Latifah. And she's like, that's not the boy that I'm going for. Yeah, that's not the vibe I'm going for.

I'm really going for more of a, like, you know, cardboard box type, like the furniture is sunchairs. You know what I'm saying? Get Queen Latifah out here. Yeah. So then Shannon's in glam getting ready. And she's like,

I will be re-gifting a candle that Earl to Pearl gave me, apparently it is the scent of a lake, which I am still refusing to let into my life, so I'm going to give Gina a lake candle, and apparently it will automatically extinguish itself if a hurricane is coming for it. It's got an adorable name. It is called, You Didn't Comfort Me

When a Hurricane was ravaging my home. Gina's going to love this. It smells like not vegetables. so then Ryan we go over to Jen's house and Ryan's coming down hobbling down a staircase because his knee and everything and he's showing Jen a dress and then we see Gretchen and Glam she's like oh well my friend is going to be there Tamara and Slay's like are you talking about Captain Evil gosh I don't know why his stand-up career never really took off because he is crazy isn't it god how is he not still a hilarious DJ on the radio

Wow. So back to Gina. She's like, oh, my God, it looks so good in here. Oh, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong. That's definitely Emily, because she liked dingongs a lot. We're, like, hilarious like that. We're like the losing mouth full of dingongs. So, Emily Wackling comes over.

Yeah, because she is like hitting, she's doing that thing where she's like ding-donging a lot. because like that's Emily's humor is that like her her joke style is that she acts like a six year old right like she has she has food dangling out of her mouth she has the drawer bell lots of times like isn't this funny regressive regressive so yeah she's there and uh people start showing up and everyone's just so impressed that uh jena has more than 300 square feet now they're like oh wow look at all this you have you have you have you have you have you have you have You have an open concept, but not because it was forced that way. There's like, it's actually, it's an open concept that's not just for walls.

It's not like a Monica open concept. It's like you actually have multiple rooms where you could have had walls and you don't have walls as opposed to all the furniture in just one small room. As opposed to a studio apartment. It's like, wow, what an open concept and it's not a park. Wow. This is, I love that this house is. is like the opposite of Gretchen. It's an open concept.

So the Gretchen comes. Like, oh, my God, Gina, the house is so pretty. And they take a tour, which, you know, is two rooms. And so we see the kids' rooms and stuff. And then there's a container in the laundry room that says, Check your pockets. Like, just, you know, there was a time when we would clock Gina for her decor. and I think that when she lived in her small home

she didn't have room for her decor and now that she's in a larger house again the decor is back. I mean the little like check your pockets she loves some word art that's a genius thing it's always been a thing Kitchen, buy a place she feels so bad

I want to make Gina some word we should make some merch that just says in merch art font I feel so man I feel man she would she would make a great T.S. say agent like checking your pocket

she puts it up there just has like a sign up that says security welcome live laugh screening this is a visual interpretation of how much she's grown and yes I'm referring to the check your pocket sign

she really deserves this yeah I don't know what check your pockets before you leave the house and make sure you haven't been pickpocketed by one of these poor children really hungry here when I this is how much she's grew this is a visual interpretation of how much she's grown and then I wrote and how much work she's put into her beach I'm pretty sure that was a typo on my part what did I mean by how much work she's put into her beach

the idea of Gina even having anything closer private beach is hilarious I don't know what that's all about so Gina though um tallies here she made a bunch of fool because she catered all my party she's the one who did the bull party and you guys remember that it's the one that I catered from inside my house while you guys were on a boom because I wasn't feeling of course I remember that party because that's when they went on a tiny little boat and Heather came up the stairs and reached well was clearly there was no more to the boat and she goes is there another floor is there another floor is there another floor to this yacht I mean, look up, Heather.

There's no more Eurana, Gina, yeah. There's one floor and one floor only. So did Jen get to go meet Tamara? And Jen did have lunch with Tamara. It started with a whole, I'm obsessed with her thing. Just, oh, God. Yeah, I'm like a single white female. And I've taken photos of her to go to the doctor to look like her.

That's what she's saying. And Gina's like, oh, actually, Heather told me Tamara pulled out of phone. And she pulled out like this former fatty photo of Jen. And by the way, a fanny photo. That's what we're saying today. Everybody's not to say, we're going to say fanny photo like 20 times today, okay? It was like a fanny photo.

2024, Emily, like, you know, when I had to wear this size, it just reminded me that I'm just am different than everyone else. That's really hard. 2025. Fanny photo. There's a fatty photo. Oh my God, look at fanny. Look at the fatty photo.

Oh my God, she's like a fatty photo, bitch. show my fatty photo. What's Tamara's point? What is her point? This is ridiculous. How do you cry about this low point you're in, this low point you're in, and you're going to therapy and you're still finding time to find a fatty photo of me? I mean, it's a fatty photo.

Um, I have a question. Was the photo a picture of a fat you or was the photo itself fat? Was it like thick stalk? Like, no, Gina, it's not the point. I have lots of fat photos. photos of tamma would like them oh actually i post them i don't care oh oh emily doesn't care really because last year you had a season long breakdown because somebody gave you jeans that were not as small as everyone else's jeans someone gave you the size of jeans that you wear and you literally

had a breakdown about it all season but now everyone's just supposed to be calm about it because your buddy tamra did it you fucking hypocrite emily oh my god ding dong Ding-dong, ding-dong. Hello, I am here. It's television's Heather Debrough, and I have arrived with a housewarming gift. I hear there's talk about fatty photos. So, to celebrate, I have brought you an ice cream machine.

And by me saying I've brought you an ice cream machine, I have brought Alfredo here. Alfredo, bring in the ice cream machine. Thank you. You can just put it on one of the poor stools here. Put it somewhere a fat person can find it. We've also brought a ring light, so that way you can take your fatty.

photo with the thing that's making you a fatty photo the ice cream machine enjoy i was just in paris for two days which made me think of ice cream they love it there somehow they don't gain any weight isn't that amazing sorry jen is it too soon well you know about the fatty photo why are we talking about the fatty photo there is no one on this cast who is going to use that ice cream machine not a single one of well first of all the only one of the only one who would would be Gina, but she, well, she just, her problem is that she won't know understand how to, how to work it. She'll be putting, like, masking tape and the staples in there.

Can't ragu in there and shit. Oh, yeah. She finds in the check your pocket's bin. Guys, my ragu ice cream didn't work out. I feel bad. I broke the ice cream machine. So, Tamara is, then Tamara arrives. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

And she is, you know, obviously very sad. Because she's like, you know, that's, you know, that's, situation and Teddy. And she's like, after my fat with Jen, my social anxiety is heightened. I'm expecting someone to come after me at every given moment. I checked once. I've checked twice. And all my four of my fatty photos are still safe. But I don't know what's going to happen next. Who's going to reveal my fatty photos? I'm terrified coming to this party. Everybody's just so mean to me. It's so rough going in places where people might confront me about things I said about them.

Terrible, terrible life, I'm leaving. So Gretchen's like, we don't have to say hi to her, do we? Like, this is so awkward. And so there is a person just ignore her? So Gretchen's. Can we just treat her like a trans person and eradicate her? That would be great. I love, I love Gretchen being anti-trans when she is the one who is transitioned the most on TV from a human face to and basically

an ink spot. I mean, that lady. She's detransitioned. Maybe that's why she wants everybody to detransition. It doesn't mean erasing your nose, Tamara, or Gretchen. Gretchen is the one who knows the most about what it's like to transition because she's the one who has actually erased everything on her face. Am I being problematic right now? I can't tell. I'm just trying to dip Gretchen, okay? I'm just trying to diss her guys. I think it got out of hands. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. It's your man, Nick Cannon, and I'm here to bring you my new podcast, Nick Cannon at night. I've heard y'all been needing some advice in the love department.

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So, she's like, I don't want to say hi. So all the women gather on the sofa, and it is really awkward because Tamara, you know, Tamara brings in this energy that's like, you're the one who fuck with everybody. And now you're going to come in here and try and get pity off somebody else's cancer. This is so fucking Tamara. It's like, okay, I don't have my own cancer storyline. So I'm going to steal someone else's from a different show because I've been an asshole all season. Like, okay, Tamara.

Also, congratulations on your sudden onset social anxiety, which has never existed until this scene. Oh, my God, has such social anxiety, which is, of course, why I went on a very calming show like The Traders. So Gretchen is like, okay, well, Gina, what's your favorite part of the house? And she's like, well, it's really nice to have a pantry. That's where, like, dreams come true. That's what I always say to Alfredo. I say, go into the pantry. Your dreams will come true in there.

Yeah, the pantry and also, like, I did all my draws. And she goes, oh, wait, you say draws, not drawers? Is that, is that you typical ice cream lover? I told you it would be the perfect place to drop that thing. I love how hyper-regional your New York accent is, unlike mine, which I've erased, thanks to the Syracuse College School of Performing Arts. We had accent training something that, unfortunately, Wendy Malick never did.

I think we all remember when she tried to play an Italian nursemaid in that feature film called Italian nursemaids. It was a terrible film. I don't know. Did anyone see it? Very on the nose. Very on the nose still. Which is what the Gino's ragu sauce is currently on her nose after she tried to put it in my ice cream machine. I'm going to stop talking now.

Gina, what's your favorite? Oh, sorry I already did that. So Shannon comes and she's like, blah, well, Gina. I've brought you my tagline in a bowl. There's lemons in a bowl. There's soap. You're welcome. So this is so nice, Gina.

Wow. So this is the entryway to the, this is the house. Oh, well. There are walls here. So that's good. Wow. Room for a sofa and a dining room table. Well, this is, you've really come up in the world.

Very, very, very nice. This is the dining room table transition into a bunk bed or where the kids sleep? Bathrooms. Ah, oh, oh, oh, I think I'm going to like it here. Do do do do do do. What am I in a mansion? Am I in a mansion? What is this the lullaby of Broadway?

I'm getting luxury everywhere. So, Gina's like, I'm like really underwhelmed by Shannon's response. Oh, it's nice. All she has to say is it's nice. Yeah. That's all she's going to say because last time she ever said anything about your house, you started a feud with her for an entire season. I can't believe Shannon was so mean about my house. Remember that?

Yes. So, and she's going to do it again because this is how she did. Yeah, and then when you walked into my house, all you said was, it was nice. Like, you didn't even congratulate me on like everything I had qualified against the hell. Because it's nothing more than that, Gina. It's just a perfectly nice standard house. That's it. It's a very nice. It's a nice house. I mean, we give her shit. It's a nice house. But that's all you get. Okay. It's a very nice house. We've seen much nicer houses. It's a house. It's a house who prepared. So Tamara can't eat today. I can't eat today, guys. I'm just thinking about Teddy's tumor news. So we talk about Teddy's cancer and stuff. And she says that they were in New Orleans two weeks ago going to the Super Bowl and Teddy fell down the stairs. And they were like marble stairs. They were marble stairs. And finally, Teddy was feeling better.

I don't know why that, why that caught my attention. She's like, I just want to, I just, the worst stairs. The worst stairs. Which meant it was worse for me. She really fell downstairs. There were marble stairs. And there were marbles on the stairs. Which we thought that's why she fell down.

But that's not why. So she's, Tamara was sad because, it's sad because Teddy was finally feeling like herself. And now she's got to go into treatment. Okay. Now, I'm going to say this. where I got annoyed. Well, one of the many different places, and I'm in a constant state of being annoyed. But, you know, we've obviously, over the years, given Teddy so much shit, like, endless shit. But one thing that I think that we probably both would believe was be that, like,

I'm sure Teddy hates that Tamara's going on the show and acting more dramatic than Teddy herself is acting. Because Teddy's whole vibe is like, I got cancer. Hi, I'm Teddy. I got cancer. I'm moving on. like that's been her vibe i think which i think is actually really cool but i feel like tamera except when she goes on our podcast and lists all the people who haven't reached out enough but go ahead but yeah for the most part why not you know what actually i'm gonna say why not you know you that's when you have the right for sure you have the right you have to get petty about who's been texting play that card but tamara like look i'm not going to take away that it's like it's distressing your one of your best friends has has cancer and has tumors of

Of course, of course, that's so distressing. But there's kind of a feeling of like, Teddy's being strong right now. Like, how about you be strong with her rather than like, ha, ha, ha, because she's kind of, I think, painting Teddy as, in a way that I don't think Teddy seems to be wanting to be painted at the moment. So it kind of rub me the wrong way that Tamara was, as you said, I felt more like Tamara was squeezing this out for pity as opposed to truly honoring the vibe that Teddy wants. Right. It's sad. And if you bring that up.

with your friends and you're like you know my best friend has got cancer and it's horrible and everything she's going through it's bumming me out and of course people are going to be that's understandable and of course your friends are going to support you it's just that tamera's doing this because she knows she's in trouble and this is she always finds something to bring up yeah it's like she's trying to use the victim cloak and it's not even hers it's somebody else's you know and it's just gross it's annoying so she's using she's using someone else's victim cloak and that person themselves doesn't seem to even be using it you know right so it's like yeah she left it on the chair and Tamara picked it right up and put it on like I'll wear it then you're not going to use it

it I'll use it it's like someone rented a car and then Tamara went and took the car and started driving it like it was wrong it's like no it's not your car to drive and it's not even my car to drive what are you doing so Jen and Shannon are outside with uh I don't know who and um Gina's like oh by the way I'm Gina so I'm here to really start some shit she's oh no Jen's like, Tina says that she thinks there's a fat photo going around. And Emily's like, oh, well, you're the one who knows. I mean, apparently Tamara had photos of Jen before, right, Heather? And then I was like, oh, it was one.

It was one. It was one. One photo. One photo. We crushed it up. It was disgusting. It was some fat lady. So we put it in the ice cream machine and hoped it would go away forever.

We put it under the ice cream spout and just let Alfredo pour all the fatty things all over it. Fun fact, Alfredo went and made an ice cream out of Alfredo sauce. It was so meta. We said the fatty lady in the photo would probably call it a milkshake. We decided this year for Halloween we're going to put up the picture of the fat lady on the window and scare all the children. What was the point of the photo? To show that there was a fatty photo. That was the point. There was a fat person. It's in the name of the photo. It's a fatty photo.

To show there are very scary photos in the world. To explain that you need different style of lenses for different styles of people. Fish eye wide lens. It was to demonstrate

the difference between it was to demonstrate the difference between it was to demonstrate the difference between poor people fat and rich people skinny that's it well i don't get the point of it and she's well you know what she said look at this photo she looks so different and i said she looks cute and i made it up all caps and elongated cute to make it sound fatter it's like when you see a fat baby you say oh so cute because you know they're they will naturally lose that fat so you would find that process cute yeah so she showed you my fatty photo to be kind no no no it was more like

you want to be her meaning in case nobody understands what that meant she meant like you were coming to the gym and you wanted to do a fitness thing with her and you spell it out from another person's view and you can kind of see what she's and she's like wait a minute, Heather, Heather, Heather. Heather. No, no, no, no, no. Look, it's not my fight. It's not my fight. I'm just telling you what she said, but you're about to tell me that you could see it from her perspective. Not her perspective, from one's perspective, which is obscured by the fat person in the photo. You know, all I'm saying is there's two sides to everything, and sometimes they're both

on one person, which creates a fatty photo. I'm going to have so many nightmares tonight. So, Jen says, you know, she's like, you know, Heather's always going to go back for Tamara. Because she's scared of her. That's the problem. Look, there's two sides of everything. You, no, you, Heather, you were bamboozled. I'm not familiar.

I don't understand that. Jen's just so funny indignance to me. It's cracking there. She's like, Heather, you have been bamboozled. She's like, no, not my fight. But you were about to say you could see it. Well, okay, okay, fine. And Shanna's like, well, I don't think Tamara does anything innocently.

And Heather's supporting Tamara right now is just hurting her. And that is my opinion. Do you get it? That's the job from. It's a big thing with taglines for me to be. Yeah, I did that bit with Earl, and he just stared at me and told me that his former stepson still hasn't visited. And I thought, well, you're really taking the wind out of my sails. And he said, don't talk about wind.

because there's a hurricane coming to my house. I said, I can't really seem to do anything right. And he said, you really can't. And it's been tough. It's been tough. But we went on another date after that. And Jim says again, Heather, you are bamboozled. That is fucked up.

You don't do that to another woman. Well, you can if they're fatty. I'm just, Hey, hey, so what do you guys think? You guys think they're just talking shit about me out there? What do you think? Because one group is inside, one group's outside. outside. And Gina's like, well, every group that you're not in is talking shit about you.

That's why when we're not in one group, I feel bad. So back to Heather. She's like, so you are upset. I didn't say that's fucked up. Well, I don't think it was presented that way. I think I was very noncommittal about the whole thing. Non-committal. You know. We are not going to adjudicate whether or not I was committal about the fatty photo, the horrifying fatty photo. So Jen goes, but you know her undertone. the presentation doesn't matter okay i like jen but is she taking up for me when katie says something does she step in when drake doesn't come over after my sixth invitation does she

stick up for me does she advocate for me with drake and the basketball player what's his name bonbon i don't think so homie and not only do i not know i don't care and she does it with that frown teeth thing she does she's like i don't care which is exactly why i I'm bringing it up. Yeah. So Katie, Gretchen, Gene, and Tamara are inside. And Katie's like, did you ever talk to Jen? And Tamara's like, well, I went lunch with her, and they went left so fast.

She started calling me names. She's calling me, me. Her, the harbour names. She goes, well, didn't you call her single white female? She goes, well, yeah, because she asked me. And I said, you're obsessed. You're reaching out to people who don't like me to build relationships with her. And Gretchen goes, like who?

And she goes, uh, like you. Well, she needed consoling. I mean, you literally went out and told people the FBI raided Ryan. And I apologize for that. I mean, what's the big deal? What happened to the times if you could just accuse someone of being rated by the FBI, bitch? Yeah, it was a simple sorry. That's all that required.

Come on. And Gretchen's like, well, I feel like you're not really ever learning your lesson. Like, you didn't because you did the same thing to Ryan. And you do it all the time. You keep doing the same things over and over. And she's like, come on, Christian. I don't want to keep on going over the same all sad forever. Like you attacked me for 12 years,

Gretchen, I've had that bitch is so attacked. I'm so attacked. You started it. Who started it? That would you, Tamara. She's been on defense for 12 years. She hasn't been attacking for 12 years. She's been on defense.

Don't make me defend Gretchen on the same episode where we were pointing out that she's a transphob, homophobic, okay? Don't do this to me. It's like a fight of the asshole. It's like two assholes just going at each other. So Gretchen's like, you are actually delusional. And she gets up and walks off. And she's like, I'm going to excuse myself, delusional, literally delusional.

So she goes outside to sit by the other one. She makes a big scene. She's like, can I sit by you guys? Because I don't want to sit by someone delusional. Did you just learn the word delusional? You're really holding tight to that one. Well, did you apologize for that Facebook comment? because you should show that you're the bigger person.

That's what I always do, which is why I really showed I was the bigger person with Katie earlier this season, right? And America remembers that moment. So she's like, well, I always have to be the bigger person and I'm over. Can we stop talking about this photo? It's disturbing enough that we had to look at it. We already have a bigger person in the room. And that's Jen. Jen, do you have anything to say?

Jen, would you like to apologize to us for being fat in our presence? It was a long time ago. the memory of it hurts I just got an extended seatbelt for the memory of you okay Jen when we leave this party we're gonna ask you to leave from that exit instead

that is the fat person exit thank you so much and Gretchen's like you can't reason with someone whack that in the head I want to stoop to her level if that's what I want to do well I hope all the gay and trans people in the world feel the same way right now so they all go inside And I was like, you guys want to see my ass?

Not really. The Louerb just passes by. Not really. She's like over the fence like Wilson. Not really. Well, and you're supposed to be hiding her face. I'm what a cabaret star. I'm supposed to hide her face behind the fence.

I don't think so. Be cool. So Gina has gifts for everybody. So she hands them all gifts and they're like, don't open up here. I got a door thing. So she goes upstairs and hangs out a window and she's wearing. wearing like a New Orleans, you know, costume, like a bunch of beads. I've just got a little horn.

She's pulling a little horn. It's like, ladies, you know I'm now straight to the magic. And I've had a magic experience for myself on the show, since we're all talking about old clips today. So I think you guys are in need of voodoo help yourselves. I've planned a trip to Nola and like they like to say in New Orleans, don't forget to check your pockets. So she throws beads, and Tamara's like, ha, ha, ha, ha.

So Tamara goes off with, she goes inside because New Orleans, it's too much for her. It's too much. What's in me, it's okay? It's okay, but I'll just talk about, form of fatty photos and go into the city of Fat Tuesday. It's too much, too much for me right now. Guys, don't you understand? The last time Tamara was in Nola was when Teddy fell down the stairs. They were marble, mama, mama,

Oh, my God. That's right. I'm in my old house. I used to fall down the ladder to the second floor all the time. Oh, God. So Tamara's like, I'm just talking myself. She'll bake it. She'll make it. And Gretchen's like, wow, she's really good at playing the victim, huh? Gretchen, not giving an inch. She's like, no. Yeah. I will not accept your friend has cancer card. No. It is not accepted. Sorry. she's not the hero we want but she's the hero we have to quote Batman so Tamara and Sophia at home so Sophia

is looking at her Spotify stats and she got a thousand monthly listeners which is cool and she wrote a song about a girl who met a guy online who ends up being cannibal the song is a cannibal the song is called the love life of Erica Jane so congratulations

oh my god she's bass a been She's doing everything herself I mean look at this I phrase the girl He writes a song about a girl falling in love with a cannibal I won Wasn't there a song about that

We are cannibals I don't know Anyway It doesn't ring a bell But I'm sure there is I love that she's got a stolen Cannibal song She's just like taking really

Maccob ideas But they've already been bad everything's been done at this point I'm going to write a song about this hotel in California where everybody goes to die Tamara's like Could you make me a song

Sure is it called I think the bitch is back That's not a new song But um So he's like no you can't even sing I'm not gonna write you a song We've already made you a song And it's called Hey Bitch

And there will be no better Tamara's song ever written than hey betch so it will be playing at the end of this episode thank you hey bitch so then we go to katie and son being boring i mean they're boring she's like my son plays the piano i don't care and also he makes his own songs and they're not about cannibals what a nerd you know i love when the housewives when the producers are like let's add some thematic parallels in an episode you have sophia making songs on spotify and then you have band and making songs not on Spotify. Loser, loser, we did not get ahead in the business. Congratulations. Good luck making songs by yourself that go nowhere without Spotify. Dumbass. Hey, listen to your song

on nobody heard it if I. Wow, please welcome four-time never had a Grammy, never will. loser bandin. Just Josh and he's eight years old. Yeah, just a little baby. So then we go to Emily and her family and she's like slopped some ground beef into a pan and is pushing it around.

And so her son's like, what is that? And she says, ground beef, I just got it out of my purse. You want to try it? And he's like, no, it looks weird. And then he runs off. She's like, oh my God, he's got an eating disorder. You think his ground beef looks weird. Oh, my God.

So she makes it another another scene about that. To be fair, that maybe most people's reactions to Emily's pan of ground beef that she's working on right now. It did not look appetizing. I can't imagine any kid walking in and seeing that in a pan and being like, delicious, mom. Put it on the plate right now.

It's like raw beef. Yes. Can I have a piece of that half-cooked ground beef? It looked horrible. It's like, I can't believe he doesn't want to eat it. It's saying we need to do something. Emily, you're writing a little hard on this storyline. Yeah.

So Emily does, Emily has a conversation with Shane and, you know, they're talking about how they're going to, they're going to find out where he is on the spectrum soon. So then we have Jen and Ryan at the gym and they're working on their workout plan because they're going to get married. Are we going to see their wedding on this season? I feel like they're queuing it up, but there was no indication. I feel like anywhere that there's going to be a wedding. It doesn't feel like a cheapest Bravo wedding ever because they're just going to be on a beach. So done. Yeah.

done so they're working out and jenn is saying that like a lot of women struggle with confidence and body image so hearing hearing that tamar showing up a fatty photo of me it's just gross i mean how old are you i can't be just throwing a fatty fatty photo big blubbery fatty photo of me i'm like why are people why they keep saying fatty they're saying fatty so much i know it was cracking me out so brian's like it's oh sorry and by the way I think we should also point out, like, A, it's, it's just a photo, like, she's, like, a little heavier in the photo, but, like, they make it sound like she is in Gilbert Grape. And also, even if she were, like, who cares? But, like, they are, they really are acting like, these are old problematic tweets

that are going to get her canceled, a la Gretchen. And it's just a photo. Well, Tamara was doing it to be mean. Like, she, I don't even like it. Look at it. She used to be fat. I mean, that's, Tamara is so disgusting. But the way that everyone's acting, you're right.

And that's why we're laughing so much about it. Because like a fatty photo, you see the picture. It's like, what, you had a kid a month ago? Like, what are you talking about? Jen has a perfect Barbie body. Like, nobody, only in Orange County would people be scandalized by somebody being a different weight at a different time. You know, it's so stupid. But also just the way that they're kind of like so insensitive about it.

Like, they're horrified about it. But just the way that they keep saying, like, look at this. fatty photo i can't believe she's showing a fatty photo did you hear there's a fatty photo going around and there's just like the way they keep saying fatty is like it's just it's so mean and they just keep saying it over and over again in the with like clutching their pearls i just it's it's it's it's why the show is a ridiculous to watch Now they're talking about the kid situation, and Ryan's like, yeah, you know, I'm just having a problem with your ex. I mean, it's problematic. This guy, it's been over a year. You know, the kids live with us.

You've got a lump sum in your divorce decree. He hasn't paid a dollar towards. He doesn't pay them anything. And then we see Jeff Lewis show, the biggest shitster on this show these days. He's on his show. And he's like, so you got $500 in your divorce? And she's like, well, it's $200. But no, I have not received any of that. Okay, well, you get $6,000 a month in whatever. And she's like, well, unfortunately, he has not been able to make those payments. So. He did give me a bag of peppermint patties and says that this exonerates him from all obligations. And I did agree until Ryan said this is not the same thing as $200,000.

And I said, you're right. You're absolutely right. So we gave him back the peppermint patties. Then Tamara cheered for me somewhere. I just felt Tamara cheering for me. She's like, you know, I just worry this situation's going to be a drag for Ryan. You know, I just don't want it to be a drag because he'll want fun and then he'll leave me. What am I going to do?

And so she's like, you know, at least we're communicating and thank you for telling me how much it's bothering you because to get the attention of my last husband. I mean, the only time I could even get his attention was to get naked and then suddenly the laptop would close and the AirPods would come out. And he's like, well, I definitely need to get some more AirPods. yeah so there we go to gina at shannon's and she's like oh my god look i brought i bought pizza it's gina's pizza wow my god is it going to borrow twenty dollars i just can't it the poor pizza this pizza's styled so poorly um so you brought me a pizza and the box says pizza, that is so you. Wow.

How funny, because I remember walking down the streets of New York City eating pizza with hands and being a normal person. And did I ever get a box of Gina's pizza? I don't think so. Why do pizza boxes always say pizza? It's like you're the most obvious box in the world. Like, no one is going to think a pizza box is anything else. The only thing shaped like a pizza box is a pizza box.

Yeah. Save yourself the font. You know? It's like, oh, my God, did someone deliver me a frisbee? I finally got a frisbee. I really need to write pizza on that, so I don't get my hopes up. I just ate a frisbee. So, Gina is marveling at all of Shannon's plates.

Wow, I've never seen so many plates in my life. It's like so many plates and they're all made of metal. I love that Gina shocked by someone having different kinds of plates for different things. She's like, wow, none of those are people. That's crazy. I feel being for people, please. So she asked Shannon how she's feeling. She's like, well, I'm alone and I love it.

It's just so crazy. How much fun I'm having being all alone with none of my kids here to talk to me. No husband to nobody around trying to kiss me or make me feel good about myself. I'm just so happy. you know what I'd love about being alone is you just get to sit at home and think about how you went to some hotel once and man after man after man

came through that door and still couldn't find love oh I'm happy I'm a very happy person at home alone home alone sometimes I just go up to the bathroom and put after spray on my cheeks and go wow it looks like Kevin McAllister I mean home alone kid was miserable

look at his childhood and he's even got a marriage So I'm so happy for him. I sometimes put all my jewelry out on a table and hope maybe two burglars will come by and visit, but nope. I wouldn't even make any crazy traps for them or anything. I just, I would be the crazy trap. You won, you won me, steal me, take me away. I did dangle myself from a rope and hope that a burglar would walk in so it comes swing at there face like a paint can

and just make out but didn't really no one ever opened that door so I just dangled there for a whole afternoon so Gina's like okay well how are you feeling and I well you got a bunch of men

I don't know why you're upset she's like oh well I've got Adam and Phil they want to hang out with me but they don't want to get into it with me so yeah I wasn't really listening can you believe Shannon can you believe that there's a form of fat photo of Jen form of fatty photo

say oh well there's a hypocrisy there. She can dish it out, but she cannot take it. So Gina's like, yeah, she's not growing. She's mean. And so now we talk about Gina and she's like, well, you know, like, we're both working and that's good. But like, we haven't seen Travis's son for three weeks and his ex stops sending him to school. And I know it's because I said, you know, it's a response to us moving in together. So like, I have, like, I feel being about that. But like, I don't know what to do. Like, what is the number of him? Well, I don't like to use the whole bottle.

Oh, I thought you were talking about the hairspray that you've been using. Oh, no. You're talking about this lady. Oh, yeah, it's very difficult. Yeah, it's, like, difficult to think that your choices are like, either live apart and be happy or live together and pay a price with clean a deal. Or just live alone and have some poor person bringing you boxes that say pizza. So Gina's like

Yeah, but I'm like not giving it up To someone who wants to take it You know what I'm saying? I don't know what you're saying actually Do you think marriage will help? Do you guys want to get married Because I would love to watch Another divorce season for you

Well, I don't know Like she just wants to mess it up It's not bad, it's not cool, I feel bad So she doesn't know if she can handle this The rest of her life And she's definitely not having more children And this does sound like hell Oh, my gosh.

Imagine. Oh, terrible. And the prize you get at the end of the day is Travis. I mean, no offense. And could you imagine this lady is not sending the kid to school? We were just talking about this. What was it? Unschooling.

Yes, unschooling your children. It's a thing. It's a thing that people do now. So, Gina is packing with meatball. I had to like meatball. She's like, meatball, did you fought? And then. Meatball's like, I did.

Thank you for announcing that to America. It was a silent but deadly, but you just made it loud and deadly. And then Ryan is Ryan and Jenner packing. And Jen's like, what is Marty Grau by the way? It's just an excuse to get drunk and show boobs. And then Ryan's like, can I come? So then. Ryan's like, yeah, it's where, you know, Marty Gras happens.

You know, you've heard a fat Tuesday. How dare you, Ryan? How dare you bring that up right now? It's not the time. Why would you say that? I hear those photos. So I hear Tamara showing a photo of Mardi Gras around. She's not right.

So then we go to Shane and Emily being wacky. And he's like, I went to New Orleans once. We went into a voodoo shop. Pretty creepy. I love Shane. A little Mormon kid going into a voodoo shop. She's still horrifying him to this day. I know.

And it's like, there are people in this group who are possessed. We can do an exorcism. And thankfully we leave that scene. And then we go to Shannon. And she's talking to her daughter. And she's like, well, okay, I don't want any, I don't want to risk any negative voodoo shit coming inside me. And the daughter's like, oh, mom, what?

I just don't want anything coming inside me. I don't, here's what I don't want. I don't want like a big explosion of who knows. I don't want a big creamy voodoo moment that's going to come right inside me. Mom, you just please stop. Can we leave this FaceTime now? So it's airport time. So they're going and they have to do separate flights because it's not easy getting all of these bitches of the nonstop flight with first clean.

It's like it's hard. It's like hard to get to bro to fly commercial, period. And Heather did look disgusted this entire trip. She just, you know, she had like a pack like six inches tall of like wet wipes. She's like, hold on one second. Let me just wipe this down. like, ma'am, uh, don't worry. We, we, we clean down all the make sure this is COVID free, no germs. No, it's not germs. It's just poor oils, poor people oils. Let's just wipe those

all off. Thank you. And they also call it first class, but it's like, it's one of the planes that doesn't have true first class. It has the, um, just like slightly bigger seats, but that's it. You're still like rammed in there. And I love that for Heather. Yeah, because it's not a transcon, a pure transcon flight. So it's only going from like LAX to New Orleans, only going halfway across the country they don't get like the pods that you would if you're going from like new york to but even though even the normal first class like even without all that you know the normal one has like the big wide seats like with a thing in the middle and all that they didn't even have that they just had those like sad ones where you're like oh my god i found first class for cheap

and then you get on there and you're like oh just on first class it's like comfort plus but don't forget Gina book the tickets they're lucky they weren't sitting on those spirit airline like bicycle seats and shit that they're making you do now. They're on Gina's Pizza Airlines. So they arrived. Yeah, Heather is. I. F.P. Airlines, I feel bad. Heather's like trying to do

a bit. She's like, oh my goodness, I love it. I love it. I love the poor people airlines. Do you guys have, what are they called pretzels? I would love one of those. Thank you so much. So one group gets on the plane. Meanwhile, the other group is in, Shannon is in a

Spank store in the airport and she's like, I have to go to the spank store. I wear spanks every day. I'm seeing if they have new stuff. So then Gina is talking about beads. Oh, she's like, oh my God, they've got beads in the store. And she goes, oh yeah, you flash them for beads. And if you come home with beads, I know what you're doing. What? No, it was rhetorical. What am I doing? It means you flash your boobs. Oh. Anyway, we're saying in the same room, everyone, because we're like, we're like Bert and Ernie, right? Yeah, we're like Bernie, but I'm like more like, I'm more like Bert because I'm like more linear. I'm like the linear one. I'm like, I don't think that's the right use of linear, but sure. Also, you're calling her fat. Yes. What the fuck?

So what is with this show? It's like, I'm the more, you know, linear one. And I'm like, yeah, I'm the fat, the fat orange one. So then, um, now at the hotel. that I want. No, I was saying, I wouldn't want to be called the orange one. Yeah, the fat orange one. So, I mean, you're powerful.

At least you're powerful. You've got a lot of power for a couple of years. I don't know what you're talking about. I just, it's like, it's not my favorite color. So we go down, then we go to the hotel. The Gretchen, Katie, Gina, and Emily are the ones that get to New Orleans. And so they walk around, they go to the water, and they see stuff in the water. And Katie's like, is that an alligator?

And Gina's like, oh, my God, alligators live here? Oh, my God. What's this river? So Katie doesn't know. So she looks up the river. And Gina's like, it's the bayou. Gina calls the river the bayou. She thinks the bayou is the name of a river in America.

It's the bayou. It's not even the Bayou River. This is just what the bayou is. They're on literally the most famous river in the entire country. One of the most famous rivers in the entire world. What is this? What river is this anyway? And by the way, when you go down, I'm like on one all of a sudden.

When you go down to New Orleans, they're like signs everywhere that's like, Mississippi River, Mississippi River. Come board the Mississippi River Queen. And like, well, we know. Why is this place? I'm confused. I like that they go up and ask a local. They're like, what river is that?

And he goes, it's just a river. he gets an ex and then Katie's like no no it's a river but it's called something you guys let me look it up so she I don't know what she does but she still doesn't get it and the producer tells her it's the Mississippi she goes well I don't

I don't know about geography God you know what you don't have to know about geography but at least be able to use Google Maps please although actually in defense in defense Google Maps drives me nuts because how many times do you like look to see what the name of a

is and the name is not there. And you have to like scroll all the way up the street because they decided to put the label elsewhere. And the label does not dynamically move down to where you're looking at that moment. That actually actually drives me nuts. But it does not take away from the fact that they still should have known that that was the Mississippi River. Yeah, you're still dummies. Okay. Dumb. Dumb people. On the plane, um, Heather is doing that standing up thing where she's talking to her friend standing up because this is what you should be able to do on private jets. So this is how the other half lives normal. people, okay. I hate when people stand in the aisle to talk to their friends. I don't know why it

drives me nuts. They're always lingering over someone. They always have their hand on someone else's seat. Someone's probably trying to sleep nearby and they're having a conversation, always dangling over. And when Heather does it, she really dangles over. She really gets that Coralian's mother dangle going, you know, and it's just, it's too much. So, um, Shannon's being super wacky. And she's like, I'm putting stuff on my lips. And you want some? And Heather goes, oh, Oh, you want me to put nipple cream on my lips? Oh, it's nipple cream? Oh, God.

I'm good. You know, when you live alone, you know, you just sort of forget. You forget what cream is for what? Am I right? God, so many creams. Mother, please, just stop talking. So, Emily's like, well, you know, I went horseback riding with Jen the other day, and she said that Shannon told her not to roll on her.

And Tamara's like, well, I wouldn't either, especially with that photo going around and emma's like well shannon likes to have an ally so they're acting like who's talking burton ernie like who's fucking talking look what happened the second gina trying to hang out with anyone else oh my god i can't believe you're leaving me for ather de bro enjoy your life with other bro i'm just going to sit here and eat this fried chicken in my purse if we have to if we have to sit through another season of emily and gina complaining to each other that they don't have each other's backs like like please yeah so Emily's like why is it why is the opposite I keep telling everyone to do and Jim's like well we want everyone to get along that's what we famously like that's why every time every year when people tune in to see us they

say let's watch Gina Emily and how they make sure that everyone gets along yeah but they're also the couple that starts the most shit on the show I mean Tamara does obviously but they spread Tamara's shit you know they're the agents spreading shit like Gina's Gina started this whole Katie you know, thing, the fatty photo things. I mean, they're starting, they start it. So, Gina's like, yeah, we want everyone to get along.

And like, Gretchen, you know, like, we get you got problems with Tamara. And Emily's like, we'll work our way up to that. That's a big one. That's a big one. And so Gretchen's like, yeah, you guys, you know what? I'm praying about it a lot. I really am.

I'm just asking Jesus to, like, change my heart. But she has to take accountability and document somewhere that she won't try to get a penis later. because it's really important for the children of this country. And I'm all about forgiveness, but the Bible doesn't require you to reconcile with people who are trying to harm you. And that is called Wizzidum.

I was like, really? She did say Wisadim, right? I rewounded it five times and laughed and said stupid. Wizzidim. She said Wizzidim. Dumb hooker ass, Gretchen. Oh my God, Gretchen. Well, first of all, stop.

praying to God to find like some sort of forgiveness in your heart for Tamara. God created God God got not going to Tamara's the devil. I don't think God wants you to be forgiving to the devil. God created the devil too. Have you watched a nature show? Take a look at what God's created. Have you seen a lion eat a deer? God's also got other things to deal with not like trying to help you like reconcile or coexist with Tamara. So Gretchen's like, what's it going to take for that woman to stop spreading the lies? So now the other plane lands. And Jen has a lot of luggage, but Tamara helps her, which just goes to show that there's hope. And Jen says, you know, when Tamara is kind, it feels like she's like my girlfriend

again. But like something in my brain says, be careful, because the other shoe will drop. Not wrong, because your foot's too fat, form of fatty. It's going to be stuck on there for years. Yeah. Stop driving shoes and start trying to drop some weight, bitch. So Shannon's like, well, my suitcase is wet. What is it rainy? Is this sweat? What is this sweat?

And someone's like, it's sweat. She goes, oh, that is disgusting. It's just so wet. Everything is just so wet. It's just, I just can't. You know, it's very exciting. But I'm so excited about this trip. Look, my case got wet.

Mother, I swear to God, if you, You do not stop talking on this episode. I am going to come down there and put some duct tape on your mouth. I had so much fun in Norlands. The first thing I did, I was like, wow, this place is great. I'm wet. What is it can be? What is a whistle?

So we're Heather's in a room. Champagne. Oh, look. Look, I got myself champagne. That is so nice of me to give that to myself. Oh, I love it to you. I just loved Heather walking around this tiny, dingy, dark room looking like trying to look like she was okay with it. It was so funny. She's like,

mm, mm, look, I can walk from the bed all the way to the other end of the room by just taking one step. And there's champagne. I'm sure it's a delicious brand as well. Wow. Yeah, they were in a four seasons, but I think Heather is like, yes, but we stay at the five seasons. So this is a bit down market for us. It looked down market for us. It looked down market for that room for sure it did um so then Shannon has a wacky trying to get her suitcase open moment and uh Katie goes over to Jen's room and Tamara comes to Tamara's room Tamara Gina comes to Tamara's room and Gina's like I'm arrived to my room I just wanted to come by your room and see how you're dealing with everything I'm

dealing better everybody so mean to your tamry poor thing I'm a poor thing let's give her Get your hand off me, bitch, why you're trying to be me. I am you. No, you're not talking about dancing. Oh, my God, I just walked it on camera. Having a one woman show was scary. How you doing, Tamara? She's like, I'm nervous.

I have hashtag social anxiety. And I have to have dinner with all these people. So then Katie is saying, talking to Jen. And she's like, you know, they brought up the picks of you again. You know, the fatty picks. The super, super fatty, fatty, fatty photos. And, you know, I just said it's unfair And, you know, to say that she's moving on

And then you bring out the fatty photos Like, why would they just bring out Blubber 3.0 photos? And Jen's like, well, you know what we should do? Why don't we sit her down and just say, Tamara, Your apologies do not work anymore. They just don't work. And so we go back to Gina. She's like, yeah, let's have a good night tonight

being a Zach would spiral in the more good night. And she's like, oh my God, you made me feel so much bad. Wow. Wow. How sad it is it? That I'm in a season where my only refuge is Gina. And that is sad. That's a sad place to be. So then we are in a car. Now it's a little bit later and they're in a car, I guess going to dinner or wherever they're going lunch maybe. And Heather and Katie and Jen and Gretchen are in the car. And Jen is like, well, we went on a riverboat today. It was fun and peaceful. Oh. And now we're here. Went from one disgusting. motor transportation to another. Great trip, everyone. So in Shannon's van, Emily's like, Hey, Shannon. And she lifts up her skirt and she's like, come on. I'm going to have to look at your vagina all the whole night. And Shannon just lifts her skirt all the way up and they blur out her badge. And she's like, well, I just put some some nipple cream on here off

accidentally. So this is why you always have to stop by the spank store in the airport. Because now I didn't get my spanks. And look, look what you see. Blur. So now they arrive at the restaurant. And when they get there, the host is like, okay, everyone, I'm going to show your table, but we're going to pass the ghost's table first. Okay, the ghost. Oh, is that Gina Keo? No, she's still alive.

No, okay. It is the lady who, is this lady who designed the swimsuits? No. That's not her either. Oh, is it, is it the, is it, what was her name again? I wanted to say, Vicky, but it's not Vicky. Peggy, Peggy one and two. Is it a double ghost of both Peggy's?

Hey, that reminds me, Noble in-house. That reminds me, where has Vicky been? She's not a friend of this season. Wasn't she here last year? She was here last year. Did we not see? Remember last year when she arrived in the middle of the trip? She went, ah!

In the door? Yeah, we haven't seen any Vicky. No Victoria so far. Nope. No Vicky so far. Okay. So, not that I'm complaining, but, so then we get, they're trying to guess who the ghost is. So then Shannon's like, well, I have heard ghosts having parties in my house at night.

I hope they're having fun. Once I was upset in my kitchen sitting there alone, thinking how happy I am. And a ghost just sat there and stared at me and ate chips very slowly. Who are you going to call? Anyone, really? anyone. Shannon Busters. So the host

has a very sad experience with that song. When there's something strange in the neighborhood. How are you going to call? Many people, because they don't answer the phones anymore for me. It doesn't matter who I'd call. They won't answer.

So the host introduces the ghost. The ghost table. And it's Pierre. And Pierre was a resident owner in the 1700s. It was his grand estate. So I'm sure it was a very pleasant place. Like, just think of what was going on in the 1700s in this place.

Oh, yeah. You know, we would love it. Thomas Ravenel. So, Heather... Can I have some repression soup? Sounds delicious. Yeah, yeah. So then Heather's like, oh, wouldn't it be fun to haunt chateau soup de Brough? See if they took my etched window

down. See if they have rounded... see if they put see if they ever let richard marks out of the basement oh it would be so hilarious yeah so joe will be right with you and she was like wait a minute is joe with us or is he like a ghost too because like i don't know if i want like a waiter that's a goals because like that would mean that the waiter's probably like invisible right like how's he gonna carry a dream i'm like hilarious I have a question about the turtle soup. Is that actual turtle? Or is this like how when we say Wendy Malik has a career, technically, yes, I guess it's a career,

but we all know it's not really a career. And Tamara's like, you're not eating a turtle. Come on. And she was like, I'll try the turtle soup because, like, I like to try things where we are. And also, I get turtles sometimes in my backyard, and you never know when you're going to need to feed the kids. Wow, Gretchen, you look like you're the detective emoji because you're wearing a fedora.

And Tamara's like, oh, God, another Gretchen costume. You know, she went on, she in, and searched Rich Detective. And for 15 bucks, this is what she got. Ha, burn, hashtag burn. So, do you have to travel from Skyler? Because one thing I regret is not trawl. traveling more without the children. Okay? By the way, who is with your children, Jen?

And she's like, well, Ryan, I mean, they're supposed to be with Will, but that's not really working out. She's like, how do, uh, how do, uh, him and Ryan interact? And she says, well, they usually don't, but they did today because Ryan had the kids and he went to, went up to the X and he said, how could you do this? Pay your child support. And Will said he does the best he can. You know, he pays the driver's insurance and, you know, he said he's on the loan for Harrison's school. he's one of ten people

um but yeah so that was his defense and jen tells us that like will's very controlling and like by ryan like confronting will will's probably going to retaliate by blocking her and make life hard etc so emmy's like well if he's if he's order to pay support

he has to pay it god damn it and katy's like i just feel bad for ryan matt has been in the same spot you know and she talks about custody issues and everything and he was like you know what's hard to sit back and be the person to do nothing like because Travis's ex

was contacting my child and my ex-husband and I haven't seen his steps on a month and he's like not at school. Outrageous that we're letting this poor woman talk so much at the dinner. This is,

you're only allowed to have five minutes, Gina. Emily's like, I'm a lawyer. He should be in front of a judge. So Heather, one of the waiters comes behind Heather and spills a drink on her. And I died.

I mean, this is, this trip is hell for Heather. Heather is hating every second of the fucking trip. But did she stand up into the waiter's drink? It looks like she was standing and that's why she got spilled on, right? Or was she standing because she got spilled on? I watched it several times because what you first see is that the waiter's putting down like an espresso martini and then it like knocks over. But then Heather stands up after that and then winds up wiping her back. I think what happens is he had a tray of espresso martinis and as he was leaning forward to put down one, the tray,

the tray tilted and they fell on Heather's back which startled him which is why the one on the table he shook it because he's like oh shit so all we do know is there's lots of spilling I think that I think the spill we saw was actually the secondary spill and that there was a main spill that happened on Heather's back which is sad that we didn't get to see the full view of it but great knowing that a service person spilled a cocktail down Heather DeBrow's back

oh my God that person no one has never seen it Joe again. Fed to the alligators in the Mississippi River, which turned out to be just logs. I'm sorry, can we have him replaced with an Alfredo? Thank you. Well, at least, if they're going to spill on me, at least they spilled with my own glassware that I sent ahead of me. I tried to bring Alfredo, but he got lost in the luggage. So, John's like, oh my God, for all of the people, for the ghost to spill on, I mean, that cost more money than my whole month's rent before I got evicted.

I mean, that happened. How could you get evicted when I'm the realtor? So Emily is like, okay, well, Tamara, you and Gretchen really need to have a sit down. And she's like, yeah, I'd rather talk to Jen. Okay, all right, go in chronological order, but like not tonight, because tonight we're going to have fun. All right? So the food comes. They like the turtle soup because turtle soup's good.

I had it once, like 10 years ago. I enjoyed it. It's fine. And then just in case anyone wanted an express culinary review on turtle soup. That's my-flash review. Flash review by then. Flash review. I like turtle soup. All right. So Shannon, uh, uh, turtle soup, not so bad. Moving on. They start talking about, um, Shannon getting a missed call from Adam and Jen's like, okay, Shannon, if you could create a man on a vision board, what would you put? Well, um, first of all, um, a man. Any man. Really? I don't, I don't care.

A man with vision? I don't even care. Really? Whoever you want? I don't know if you guys know this, but earlier this evening, Slimer came to my room and I thought, honestly, I would date him. A little messy, but it gives me something to do,

clean up after him. Oh, I've got one. Would you date a short guy? Hello, that was very personal. It wasn't. It wasn't. Terry's worn lifts for years. Oh, God, he's got lifts.

They're from China, and his shoes are high and very highly priced. So he probably won't be getting any more anytime soon. Okay, Shannon, you have a bevy of men, okay? A bevy. Well, they don't want to be intimate. They're just friends. They're friends, and most of them are ghosts at this point. It's been an issue.

It's very hard to make out with someone when they have no corporal presence. So I'm like, well, I can't even imagine being single. The only thing that's worse than a fatty photo is a single photo. Am I right, everyone? I mean, you have to give blow jobs and get on top again. I don't do that. I like it from behind so I can watch TV. I like watching my 600 pound live while I'm getting banged.

If I could add snacks, I would, because I'm wacky. How about you, Dubrow? How about me what? are you getting away in this I'm sorry I'm just thinking about the many sternly worded letters I'm going to be writing to the management of this restaurant for having an espresso martini

trickling down my back for the rest of this evening continue on without me I'm just thinking 600 pounds how many gins was that I mean that's that's like two maids right there so Emily so Gina's like oh I know she likes

me and aunt tom and Emily says okay, yeah, she's probably like, oh yeah, Terry, tell me about your stock portfolio. Oh, oh, yeah. Talk about stogs. Sam was like, I want videos. I never, ever made a sex video, ever. Have you? And just want everyone to know that if you have made a sex video, you do not count as an actress.

Just want to set some ground rules right away. I mean, I don't know if you would count this one where I just got basically espresso martini Bukakied by. Joe. And Shannon goes, well, I'm sure Katie has sex videos because she records. That's what she does. Oh, oh, oh. And Katie's like, you're right.

She goes, well, it's something for her to talk about. Bonnie Rape. But my favorite position is on this side. So I could go to bed. I'll show you. Let's get down on the floor. So she's, I guess, on the floor. And she's like emulating having sex.

on the floor of a nice restaurant where I was like if only that careless waiter could come back and spill an entire tray on her. Yeah, so Joe, the waiter is upset. He looks very upset that they're fucking on the floor. And Jen's like, well,

you know, my vagina, it doesn't work. June's like, oh my God, your vagina's broken? And Jammer's like, yeah. The hole's closed up, right? With the laser thing, what do you do to it? And she was, it was a pelvic floor surgery. It's literally, Right now, it's just the tip.

Just the tip goes in there. It's like that. Just, Ryan's the same. Kitty's like, her mouth must be tired. Guys, I'm having so much fun, but like some of us have our differences, but like, I'm happy that you're all here. And we're having the best time ever.

Friendship, friendship, friendship. And 24 hours later, you're the league. Stop lying, I cannot stand you. You are the worst. person in the world. You were spreading around fatty pictures. None of this is your business, bitch. You're rude and you slashed. She's, she's losing her mind. I'm out of here. I'm out. Poor person. Poor person. Yeah. And Gina says, oh my God, you guys, Tamara, just quit the show.

Don, don, don't, don't, done. Such a funny episode. Such a good season. Thank you, everyone, for being here. I hope you all have a tremendous weekend. If you're in New Orleans, I hope you survived having these people in your town. So thanks, everyone. Have a great weekend, and we'll see you on Monday. Bye for Crappy Hour. Bye.

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