Watch What Crappens - #2966 McBee Dynasty S02E07: Stupid Spice

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

The boys of McBee Dynasty need to try spices in Nashville because … reality TV.  So let’s go on a road trip!  Broken beds and windows ensue. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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cast trip this damn so tricked me i really thought they made it look like cold cheats but you know what i will say i was wrong all of us were wrong because we listened to the damn preview we should know better now from bravo but i will say you're still a piece of shit that everybody believes that so easily you know so i'm not taking you back i'm not taking back my piece of shit comments cole yeah you you let him know um uh yeah cole uh he didn't cheat he didn't cheat he didn't cheat it was a very exciting turn of events on a on a very exciting episode um they went to nashville and they came back and they still had 10 minutes left in the episode so really so much happened um why do we dive right into it we have tessa we saw me dynasty jessie and alley are finally getting hitched and uh so

that's exciting and we see the flashback to stephen you know pestering jesse to get a pre-up You know, I guess we'll see. Kayla went back to Dallas where she could be a slut in a different state, stupid bitch. And I suspect this time it's for good. And if it's not, it will be for good because I got a golf club in my backseat and I'm going to use it. Then call up and left the farm during harvest for Casey's baby moon. Really pissing Stephen off. I mean, who does he think women are anyway?

And even though best boss man ain't at the farm, his game of Russian roulette continues. And it's just, it just cuts to Galena holding a gun to a chicken's head. It's like spinning the wheel like, oh, Ginger. It's like, listen here, Ginger. Do you regret going to Masha instead of me? Click. Oh, you got lucky this time, you chicken bitch. Galena's stupid chuckle.

Those eyes, those piercing eyes, she gets. I see them on my sleep. I cannot believe this is actually happening. So that was the craziness of McBee Dynasty. So by the way, for all of you who were wondering, what the fuck happened with that combine at the end of the last episode when a wheel came flying off of it into the road and could have killed someone if anyone had been driving,

driving that road. Guess what? You'll never get to know because we never went back to it. Because as we all remember, last week's episode was like, how could Cole do this? How we're in the middle of harvest? How could a cold leave and leave in the middle of harvest? And this week is, well, we're going to go have to try some spices in Nashville to everyone leave. He's such a hypocrite. And it is funny watching him slowly morph into his father, you know, because he really is becoming that man. He's like, well, you can't do it. but I can. And you can't go out for a baby move, but we can all go for a boy's trip, which you're going to get in trouble for. I'm going to go try and ruin everybody's relationship.

So I'm not the only single person in this family. I mean, it's just exactly what his dad does, you know, every single time. So, guys, you know where I want to go, and I hope you want to go to, because we're about to go there, the Farm Fulfillment Center. Get in the wagon. Have you ever wondered how we fulfill all those dribble doors? You go to the Farm Fulfillment Center. it's also where we drop off the babies that the women are going to start dropping you ready for your baby come get it the farm fulfillment center that's what boss man would like the farm fulfillment center which is where farms go when they're feeling low on self-esteem and they come out feeling great farm fulfillmentment it's not your fault farm yeah but i've always wanted to kick cole's ass and a hill did it at first they had to go out of town to get it up it's not your fault farm I just gave such a bad crop of corn You know, I've only given 150 bushels and I just feel

I don't know, I feel like I would give more bushels If I just felt more fulfilled. Do you have an activity for me? How many bushels do I give And I don't even receive a peck in return? Well, it's not. Life isn't sung guys and dolls farm. Okay?

All right. I feel more fulfilled, thank you. Sometimes a farm can catch a cold. So, Stephen is packing boxes. is a beef because they have their, because he's like really pushing this meat thing. Although good luck to anyone who buys meat from these jokers. We can't,

they can't even seem to like send like one piece of brisket down to Kansas City for a barbecue. Idiots. That's sad. Good luck to all the people who are buying meat with too much fat cut off. As we just learned in the last episode. People are just going to be getting like discards from Cole's house, like an old like Tasmanian devil t-shirt. Like wait a second.

and I thought I ordered meat. Oh, we're so bad, sorry. We thought you said you wanted a Tasmanian devil t-shirt. That's my bad. That one's on me. I'm sorry, we ordered meat and there was a spilled big gulp in the box. That was cold. That must have been Cole's day at work.

That is why we don't do baby moons in the middle of harvest. We are harvesting cows, coal. It's a meat harvest. Oh, God. So, cool. So, yes, they're really, like, Like, this is them really trying to show their meat business. I was tempted to buy some meat from them just to see, like, how bad it was.

But then I was like, no, I'm not going to support these people. So, but yeah, they're, I'll get meat locally. But, yeah, they're just, they're shipping meat, shipping meat all around. Well, the McBeat, meat company is our own farm, raised beef and pork grown here. And lately, we've been shipping. meatboxes out like crazy with the upcoming holidays. There's high demand. We even shipped one to a baby moon.

I said, finally, an appropriate use of meats. Thank you, pregnant people. You want a meatbox? Look no further than the McBee meatbox. We grow all our pork with natural fertilizer because nothing gives, nothing gives good pork like a McBee pork flour. They blossom in pure Missouri sunlight. One thing I think of often, and I don't even know why, is

how excited Stephen was when they got the meat truck. He's like, I'm driving them around the meat truck. It says McBean meat. It's just a big guy driving around a truck that's like completely covered in. McBean meat or meat gets its meat. Who's even more cows would order their meat? Hey, you know what our, what our meat's last wish was on their last meal request? Meant from McBean Meat.

I wish it was like the Oscar Meyer Weiner truck, except they just like built out like to make it look like a big like a big rib eye, like on its side. driving along. We're just driving a ribeye. It's a new truck. It's like you can't fit any passengers in the back. They're like, damn it. We shouldn't have chosen the hot tomahawk. I can't even get

can't even get any meat in the back of this truck. It's just a big bone. Padma's in there also being like, where do hot dogs come from? Because on who did we steal meat from? Tate the nation she drove in that I will always remember her driving along

in the Oscar Meyer Riener truck being like, why are there hot dogs in Milwaukee? the oppressed burrito let's check in burrito how are you feeling today do you feel kidnapped from your own country yes i do i'm very oppressed that was the best burrito interview everybody's ever done everybody that's a wrap no pun intended burrito wow so stephen wow oh wow that's stephen doing capama Steven's like, so how is the baby moon cold? Because while you were relaxing, the rest of us were in the combines, focusing on the harvest. I was like, no, you weren't in the combines.

You were standing around the combines because it had flipped over and a wheel had gone down the hillside. Those combines were going nowhere and there was no harvest. You're one of you that were driving combines. Let's not pretend to work when we know you don't. The NFL combo. So, well, my phone was on, do not disturb because I was your baby moon. You know, you've really never really known, you've really never known excitement until you've shown somebody Mountain for the first time.

You know, it's funny because his phone was on, Do Not Disturb. While my life was on disturbed watching Cole's face, I swear to God, it's like a haunted tree stump. I cannot look at him anymore. Right. Well, you're becoming a traveler, and I was going to Nashville. So what do you think of that? So you're going to have to put that in your schedule. Put that in your schedule and smoke it.

Okay, pretend your schedule is a pipe. Do that. He's like, I don't leave him. Well, it's an actual business trip. Okay. We got to go throw some. spices in with these packages. So we're going to go look at custom spices, which you can only get by driving to Nashville, Tennessee. Do you understand? The mail system doesn't work out in Nashville.

They can't send the samples, okay? What are we going to have for samples of samples? What are we losers, Cole? It is physically impossible to send spices in the mail. You are the most pessimistic person I've ever met to talk about spices, okay? Yes, you can send meat, but you cannot send spices. Everyone knows this cold. Now get it with it. So Jesse is going to have to go to you. So he's like, here we go. We have a history with Nashville that includes us making poor choices. And I've got a wedding coming up in a few weeks. I'm supposed to be doing all that stuff I'm doing for the wedding right now, which is nothing really, except wondering what Maroon is. I love them acting like there's a lot of decisions to be made about this wedding. We all

know what it's going to be. They're going to go into that generic event space that they use this very episode to have a baby shower. They're going to just put some flowers up. All the ranch hands that got that creepy guy Jake who may be like Yvis, I don't know. He's going to be in charge of like putting everything up. They're not going to lift the finger. They're going to make all their employees do everything.

Tess will be like, it'll be my honor. I've raised these boys and I want to put a flour on the wall to celebrate them. They're going to do all the work. They're not going to do a single thing. You're not going to do a thing. Yeah. We know. It's going to be on the farm. Ali's going to be like, why is Jake throwing meth at the birds? They're going to die. You can't

They're acting like they have to, like, secure, like, a deposit to get John Legend to perform at this thing. No, you're all going to be in the backyard with the banjo playing. Yeah, Tess is going to be like, some side love, it's like a river. Because tonight is a real good night. Woo, woo, who, woo. I hope you dance. I hope you dance. All right. I want everyone to get on the dance floor. All right. Love shit.

I put a brick into his side and I scratch these car of his four-wheel drive. Because we're going to the way. Come on, everyone. I'm sorry. That is too gay. Please. Not this way. Not anymore. We took it back. back. Just because Jesse has become a gay icon in

Ronnie's life does not mean that he's gay enough to get this song his way. Please. I love Tessa, just being a one woman band. She is. Didn't you see the one where they're like, oh, that's Tessa? You know, Tessa can sing and Tess like, yeah, sure I do. I would sing sing with my mama. I was thinking my papa.

I'm not here no more. Since boys, these boys, these boys, through a birthday party for me. So I'm going to sing. Amazing I was like, oh, no. Ladies and gentlemen, your father didn't just roll over in his grave. He knocked on the lid and said, Shut the fuck up, Tessa.

Jesus, how far do I got to run? Ladies and gentlemen, for our wedding, we are honored to introduce our entertainment for the evening. It's Tessa Loller and the dribble doors. Hey, everyone. Who's ready to party? Shout, everybody, go, shout.

A little bit louder now. A little bit louder now. A little bit louder now. A little bit louder now. My baby loves the hanky-ponkey. My baby loves the hanky-panky. Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it on the combine.

Blame it on the buggy. Let's go back to the fulfillment center. So, Steve, I'm like, I'm sure Alex will be fine with a trip to Nashville. Tell her it's about spy samples. Well, this close to the wedding, she'll kill me. And Cole's like, well, I look. literally promised Casey, I get my act together and cut back on the drinking, but Nashville will make me miss her maternity photo shoot. It was all supposed to be my paternity photo shoot.

So you're going to miss your paternity maternity. What is she supposed to eat pickles alone in that photo sheet? I know. Honestly, I know this will upset Casey, but really see it as a blessing in disguise. Because when you guys are divorced in about two years, do you really want to see that guy in the golden sunlight looming over your baby? No, you don't. I think cornfields is a better option. Yeah, taking pictures alone and a cornfield is a better option, for sure. Your baby won't have to ask questions later.

Who's that guy? It's the postman, honey. He's the postman. So then Stephen's saying like, well, she'll be all right with it. And Jesse goes, if you're so. confident, you should give them both a call because the producer said that's what we have to do in this scene. It's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So Stephen calls Casey. And he's like, hey, Casey, it's Stephen. Yeah. Well, guess what? I'm calling because I'm taking Cole and Jesse to what it's about meat shipments. And we decide it would be good idea to have a complimentary product of sending it out along. So we're going to get spices. We're going to go find out about spices. And unfortunately, the only place in America that has spices is in Nashville. So unfortunately, we have to go there and we take call there too. Hey, Casey, I'm here talking to Cole and Jesse about meat shipments. Okay.

Lose my fucking number, bro. Okay? So Casey's like, oh, so Cole wants to go to Nashville? Well, no, Stephen wants me to go. I don't want to go there. Oh, is he going to go regardless if I say no? Well, you could say no, and then we won't have to find out. You know, if you don't say no, we won't have to find out if I'm making disobey you

and choose between his family business and some girl he got impregnated in a cornfield. So how about that, Kay? Hey Casey, huh? Hey, Casey, do you want your baby to have milk in its mouth? Or would you rather it have no spices? Those are your options. I was hoping that it would have what monster of energy drink in its mouth personally? So he's like, whatever. So she's like, whatever and hangs up on him. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. It's your man, Nick Cannon. I'm here to bring. you my new podcast, Nick Cannon at night.

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Where's my truck? Why can't I get love in my mind? Where's my truck? Where's my truck? It's a great song. Great song. I love it. I love it.

So he's like, this is the longest I've gone without talking to Cala since we first started dating. It just feels like I'm missing something. I can't talk to my family about it because they got their own stuff going on. When you got Cole, he's still trying to learn how to grasp onto a straw without lips. Got Jesse, his wife's living in the big city. They even sell newspapers on the street where she's at. He doesn't know how to deal with that. She's getting something called manicures and pedicures.

I don't know what a man he is or a petty And I don't know why they need to be cured But it's some city thing I can't even talk to those people You know can't even talk to the meat It doesn't even have enough fat on it To be respectworthy So it's just me

A cowboy lone in his house Poor lonely Stephen Stuck without Cala Wow So they're gonna go They start this This stupid trip And Stephen

and picks up the guys and everything. And then Allie calls. And she's like, hi, hi, Casey's upset. Cole needs to call her. So what a surprise. She's upset. And Ali's like, maybe you should have been trying to stay back to you with your fiance, by the way, that you're getting married to in two weeks.

I'm mad. Yeah. So, I mean, look, he's, you don't even live in the same house. Like, who cares? Like, literally, who cares? So Jesse's like, well, Casey let it. to Allie that we were going to Nashville, so maybe it's not the best way for her to find out. Yeah, you should have told your, you should have told your fucking wife.

I guess you probably figured you didn't have to tell her because she's not going to be at the same house anyway, maybe. I don't know. I think he should coming up with excuses for Jesse. I just love him. I don't care. I love him so much. I think you should tell your significant other if you're going on a trip somewhere.

So, um, Stephen's like, well, guess what? We really do have memes, okay? We're sampling spices, okay? We're going to be going to a Kroger out there and open up the McCormick jars and sticking our fingers in and seeing which one we like the most. They only sell them in that Kroger, okay? So this is a real work trip. But also the only reason to give samples for spices is to sell the spices. Why else would you give samples of a specific spice unless you were going to sell the spice?

Otherwise, it's just a waste of damn money, fool. People know how to do it. So is this yours? Why don't you make like the McBee Spice Company at least? or is this like some deal where you're going to get 10% of their sales if people you're also the customer why aren't they coming to you yeah none of this makes sense so um he's like between cole having a baby soon and jessie getting married this is our last chance to do something together before everything changes nothing's going to change cole's

going to have a baby he's still going to go get wasted and ask for you and make out with whatever scraps you leave behind jesse's going to still do the same damn thing do you guys even work at this job. I need to know. Do you think they really work there? Coal will still will still be punching hills for years to come. Don't you worry? Marriage doesn't necessarily change people. I'm not there. They just

make them more annoyed. Now we go to Jesse and Ellie's farmhouse which I hate because for some reason it's like Robbins egg blue on every wall on the inside. And Christy is like, Christy is there. She's like, I'm frustrated. Steven should not have had the boys in

position to leave you both. You know, I care a lot about how the boys treat you. They know better than that. So it's heartbreaking for me to see because it's like their dad. It's his bad example. And Asheville for them only leads to drama. Oh, well. It really feels like a slap in the face.

Yeah, and I feel like I've changed so much. And all I ask of Cole is to change a couple of things. And he can't even do that to get ready for the baby. Christy's like, yeah, well, I think you know if he doesn't make those changes, and you might need to make some decisions on your own and leave my son. Because I'm teaching my sons how to respect women. You'll start seeing evidence of that. I'm not really sure when, but have planted the seeds, kind of.

Well, I got the seeds. I heard about it in book. I don't really know how to plant seeds. I'm going to do my sons, actually. First, I'm starting to teach my sons how to plant seeds. We'll get to the women part later, girls, but I'll be working on it. I will be. Listen, I don't use conditioner in my hair, but I will.

condition my sons and you can do it too. And Casey says, I just don't want to be married to Steve McBee, just his empire. Well, no, you don't. Because being married to Steve McBee, that's a long, hard, oh my God, not right now. No, I wasn't going to say penis. I mean, it is. It is long, but it wasn't often hard. I forgot what we were talking about.

Respect women. Girls, let me give you a sneak preview of what it's like to be married to a McBee. one moment you're married another moment they're cheating on you you stick in that marriage for 25 years you have a whole bunch of songs you just act like your husband and then they go and they find a whole bunch of dumb

boring women that you have to sit there and pretend to talk to and they complain about it and you say follow my example and they don't follow and then you're stuck having more long boring conversations with them in a stupid house with blue walls hey I heard that no just theoretically

just theoretically and these aren't just blue these aren't just blue walls these are deborah these are deborah blue now that's called tiffany blue honey now i'm a debby fan i'm a debby fan so then we go to alie or tiffany i go to debby it's like the tammy tiffany blue it's less than k it's less than k and jared is debby that's the debby gibson blue um out of the blue yeah so then uh jesse is like yeah cole had it rough this morning too from Casey. Yeah, she gave me pretty strict instructions.

No following new girls on Instagram, which apparently I always do when I go on a trip. God, what I've changed my whole life? Changed so much. Now I can't even follow girls on Instagram. What the hell? I like that the instructions for Cole were like the same, if they felt like the same instructions

for attending to Gizmo and Gremlins. Okay, if you wanna have Gizmo, first rule is Gizmo has to call Casey before he goes to bed. There can be no girls around Gizmo and no drinking after midnight or before midnight. Yep. And except Cole never had the cute little part. You know, he's just always been the gremlin. And you're like, oh, my God, no one wants to take care of this thing overnight.

Forget it. Just imagine Cole driving a little pink corvette. I wouldn't be surprised if Cole had a personal rule not to ever get himself wet, though. And based on how pale he is, I'm surprised he's ever been in the sunlight. Yeah. Well, I think that sounds pretty reasonable. Now, Cole said he was coming down here with his brothers and Jake. What's wrong with that?

And Casey said that is literally the worst group of people to be in Nashville with. Isn't that hilarious? Hilarious. Yeah, well, she tends to catarize, catarize. She lumps us in the same category. What do you say? They say it. Cactus. Cactus rise. Cucid rise.

The cat rise. The cat rises us. Yeah. So is this when they're at the house now? I'm confused. I don't know where you are in the nose. Oh, the guys are just like, well, I guess we're going to be good for the women because, you know, Allie's going to be mad if she sees any girls on reels. So, I mean, these guys are so stupid.

They go, they all go to, like, cheat on their wives and get shit. face and then take instagrams of each other doing it you know although last season it was their dad who kept doing that he's like okay pose with these beautiful girls guys and then he take their picture and post it why is it so funny that he's like allie's gonna be mad if she sees any girls on reels alley said that if she sees anyone on periscope she's gonna raise a ruckus allie is saying that if she hears a woman's voice on clubhouse she's gonna get real angry If I follow any more bands on my space, she's done with me. So Braden comes, and he has a little friend named Johnny who has a bleached to mullet.

So I like to see the mullet like around and being judged in different ways. Yeah, it's a nice touch. And they tell him like, no Instagram. He's like, that's right. No Instagram. No posting. This won't even go on threads. And Stephen's like, he's like, well, since we have a meeting, a real meeting with spouses,

is Galena is going to be there because you know what we cannot taste the spices without the CFO being there so we're going to stay somewhere now she's somewhere here in Nashville and word on the street is that Masha is trying to come on down so everyone looks like the Russian roulette is going to keep on coming galena is our spice girl okay psycho spice is coming we need to watch out because Masha's here too so they um sit around and talk and Jesse's like wow this is a nice little last hoorah before the wedding. Yeah, well, so I sense you're a little late in asking Allie

to sign those pre-nut papers. Did you have the pre-nut papers drawn up? Are you going to do you stop trying to ruin his fucking relationship? And their whole view on this is really weird too, because they're like, he says with a 67 or 72% divorce rate, whatever it is, if you don't sign a pre-nup, you almost

have to get your name off everything because there's a good chance you'll take it. So that's not true. If they each own 10% of the company and he gets divorced, she would get the money from that company. She doesn't necessarily become an owner of the company. Or she may own some sort of percent. I don't know.

It doesn't matter. She's not taking over the farm. And why would she take over this stupid farm? So Stephen's like, she would get some of his portion of it, which she should. She's getting married to this man and having his children, presumably. So give her money. I don't want to buy a jar of coriander and know that half it belongs to Allie.

That is not fair. So, um, by the way. Did y'all know that coriander is actually cilantro? I feel disgusted and tricked and betrayed by words. What cilantro? Exactly. I think it had a top show in the 90s, okay? I don't care about that.

I think it's Beyonce's sister. So Cole is like, yeah, if someone doesn't want to marry you for signing a pre-up, it's kind of a big red flag. So let's just set the rule now. If you don't sign one, your name gets taken off the businesses because that could be a risk. Oh, God forbid his name gets taken off the farm that $6 trillion in debt and is under FBI investigation. Exactly. What a terrible thing to not be associated with this farm. And if anybody is going to make anybody sign a pre-up, Allie's going to make Jesse's broke ass sign a pre-up.

You guys are in debt. Your dad's going to jail. And she's got an actual career and a job. And she's going to school to even better her career. So fuck you guys. She should be making you sign a pre-up. And I hope to God, that's the twist that she's like, well, we need to have a talk. I need you to sign a pre-nup.

Okay, because I'm not going to jail for you. I'm not going into debt for you. And you're not getting my money when you eventually cheat on me and leave me. Okay. Yeah. And they've been like dating since they were like 11 years old. So I think she's in it for the real reasons. So then, um, uh,

just idiots. Um, so Jesse is like, yeah, no, I don't know. Oh, no. So back up in, uh, at Nashville. So now a little bit later in the Nashville house here in McBee, they're all hanging around. And, uh, Stephen is like, has Ali called or texted yet wishing you a happy birthday birthday boy? She is the most pessimistic person I've ever seen around a birthday. I can't say it anymore where I'm so angry. No. Well, a year from now, things will look a lot different. Cole and maybe Jesse, they'll be changing diapers. I'll be 30. in that wild in that wild um yes it's mind blowing things will just be so radically different you'll be it's mind blowing yeah it's mind blowing things didn't work out with cala the girl you met on a on a dating show uh who you fight with and hate that's crazy yeah things are gonna look so guys he's gonna be 31 things are gonna look so different around here this is like yeah the last chance we'll be able to party while he's still 30 i hope they can make it really worked out i do hope that he finds love soon though because he's only got a certain amount of time while his knees are still good i mean

that is a huge man he's got a lot of muscle on there his needs are probably like when he walks his knees are probably like huh some side love it is a flower Yeah, he's like, you know, like in Saw, there's like Jigsaw, you know, it's like, if we ever got to see Jigsaw in his youth, I think it would be Stephen. I think like, it's like, oh, jigsaw had a good body at one point. And that's Stephen right now. Well, you see the bad episode and you, and they, they actually, Tessa said in some episode, maybe last year, said, oh, boss man, that was a hearty.

He was a real hearty when he was. younger, you should have seen that body. Give me body. Get me body. Get me body. Get me body. Body, ady, ady, ad, a, a, a, ady, ad, ad, yaddy, ad, and they really do have the same eyes, Stephen and the dad. The same

eyes and the same trying to ruin everybody's life so that they're all in the same boat. They've got a lot in common. So I'm just saying, enjoy your 30, Stephen, because you're about to start sledding down. Sledding down, boy. It's all downhill from here, which is why the combine lost

tire so that's why it's good to like spend most of your life out of shape and making no effort because then as you get older you can even make like a tiny bit of effort and you're you improve as you get older you see yeah absolutely so now we go over to this baby shower and um there are in some i don't know are they in like at the farm or they at someone's house every i feel like every interior on this show looks like a community center this definitely This definitely had community center vibes for sure. It's just like our study hall or something. Yeah.

So there's a water fountain. Yeah. There's like a bulletin board with like events coming up. But it's actually their house. Yeah. You're trying to have, you're trying to have a baby shower and there's like pictures of missing cats. Oh,

gone. It's like they've got to end the baby shower because there's going to be like a school dance later. Oh my God. What a lovely cart. Wait, is this an invitation to water aerobics? I'm sorry, I got that off the board. I got that off the board.

Sorry, we have to wrap up this baby shower. There's going to be a senior salsa dancing lesson coming in here soon. So we see Grandma Vicki McBee, Steve Sr.'s mom. And she just looks, she's like, oh, my God. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy. I just miss you so much. I'm so sorry.

I mean, this woman is just a bag of regret. She is so upset. She's like, she's like, now I've got to do with all these crazy Russians. My son keeps bringing home. And we have this lady who was, she was this, she was blonde. Isn't that good enough? And now she's successful. Statici is all hell, yes, but successful.

Why? Why? Yeah. Well, it's a great seeing Steve's mom. I missed her. I did. His family was like family to me. And what he did, it was not okay.

they was not okay he wasn't he wasn't down down over at deacon steakhouse Steve senior walks in to join all the boys it's a surprise thing because I did not think we'd ever see him because I thought he wasn't going to be on the show because of the FBI or who knows what but he's here he's here on TV he made it and Stephen didn't tell any of the boys so it's a surprise it's a surprise because you know I know he's not perfect

but I love my dad and I love being around my dad, and I love turning into my dad very, very slowly, inch by inch, turning into my dad. The boys are all thrilled to see their dad, who has been in hiding after running away from the show, because we all know he's in Trubs. They really treat their dad like he's a star. I mean, it's nice, you know, it's nice when, like, the kids love their dad and everything, but they act like it's, like, they act like Arthur Brooks just walked in, and they're like, oh, my God, it's dad.

Come on, be chill, be chill, okay? It's dad, it's dad, okay. All right, we get to sit next to dad. Oh, my God, I can't believe dad's here. So he walks in, and then, of course, they start talking about Galena because they know she's in Nashville. And, oh, how convenient. They invited Galena to lunch. And, oh, my God, they left a chair next to Steve for Galena.

Isn't that funny? Stephen's like, I'm going on butt, I'm a bet. Galena comes and gets some bone marrow. And Steve goes, 100%. she sure is as galena loves her marrow you know she's gonna get that classic galena with the bone marrow am i right everyone that's so galena what you want to bet she takes this open chair that's right by you dad that we left open for you what do you want to bet she's going to take that one there's no other chair chair don't make stupid bets like that hey dad what do you want to bet that take this open chair

instead of sitting at a whole separate table. What do you think? I bet she sits right on top of the table and asks for bone marrow. So Galena comes in. She's like, he, he, he, he, hi, hi, hello, boys. Hello, hello, boys. Hello, Stephen, senior. Hello.

Oh, what fancy meeting you here, huh? Well, there's duck. But, you know, we betting on you either getting tuna, tart, tar, tar, or bone marrow, because that's Galena coded, ain't all right, boys. Could you try not to ruin your stupid bet? Could you at least just let her make the decision first? I mean, you're trying to guess if she's going to get the bone marrow and you said, we were guessing you were going to get the bone marrow.

Don't just, you ruined it. Yeah. Well, I need Lina right now through this FBI investigation. But her biggest trigger, you know, she's doing a great job. She lost us the hedge fund deal and then possibly aided my dad in insurance fraud. So we really need her. I mean, this business is doing great because of Galena. So, you know,

yes. Unfortunately, her big trigger is Masha. So I'm trying to, I took a marker and I scribbled out the mashed potatoes option on the menu, you know, just because she might read it as Masha with her accent. The last thing we need to do is pay for any missing chickens in this restaurant or broken windows.

Well, I guess I will have the baked potato and cut it up myself. Whoa. I hope, do they have chicken here? I sent them special bird ahead of time. Ginger bird. I hope you have the special today, Stephen. I brought it special for you, ginger chicken.

You will love. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So, meanwhile, up at the dullest baby shower in the history of humans, Casey and her friends. Casey and the Rainshine band, basically. They're playing some stupid game. Like, guess what?

The price is for a bid. $35. $600. $0.12. It's like, oh, my God. An eight pack of baby wipes is $20. What kind of world are we living in? And Tess is like, an eight pack, I'll tell you something.

I thought they was talking about one little bag of your wife piece. Oh, my God. It was a night pack of wife. That's what we're doing to my right, ladies. This is why you always got to wrap up your dribble door. If you know what I'm saying, you'll be in the parole soon enough. That part made me laugh so hard. So now, guys, special announcement.

We're getting a person I've been requesting for weeks. Aunt Darla. Uncle Jimmy's wife is here. Here she is Darla, Darla, Darla. All I hear is Darla, Darla. It's great to have you here, honey. Tell us what you've been up. to um yeah well uh jimmy had mentioned that they might go the boys might go to nashville christie

that's what i heard from jimmy well god i'm glad you're here you really are the life of the party darla now i get worried when the boys are with steve because they never you know they're never just about spending time with the boys it's always about steve looking cool because of that you know and i don't think he wants him in solid relationships he wants to have them around for partying and hanging out what do you think of that darla darla's like wets baby wipes, $20. That's what I think. I think that's half a lute and highway robbery is what I think.

Hey, do you think there's any more of those intimate donuts in the back? Those were delicious. So then we go back to Deacons. Sorry, Darla, you brought the show down. I believe you did, Darla. I mean, your cue rating went through the floor dead. Yeah, I really thought shoes could be much more exciting than that. so back at deacons um uh i wonder if if you get fries there they're called deacon fries

uh that's gonna be a deep cut for someone there'll be one person they'll get that joke i'm not explaining it star is drinking water i was drinking water is did you actually get my joke my use the sad thing you can ever do on a podcast did you get my joke yeah i got it i just couldn't laugh i was drinking with mine's and gila any who so galena She's like Oh, Jesse, it's your birthday. I know.

And, Jesse, I know. Yeah, they got a party bus. Oh, oh, I know. That's so cool. I'm glad they got a party bus. By the way, you know what's funny about these idiots? They literally got a party bus. It's like it's a school bus that they party on.

Yeah. So, Galena, do you feel I'm not going to start any trouble here? I'm just going to try and start some trouble. So, Galena, do you feel any better after talking to my mom, Christy, who was also fucked over by Steve Senior, who you just happened to be sitting next to because you chose the chair that I predicted you would choose? Tell us how that meeting went. Yeah. I'm grateful we found the connection.

And by connection, it was more like I said, I'm so glad I got to see you. And she said, shut the fuck up. And just be nicer to my son. Well, some moves take longer to heal. and other wounds, but I'm happy you guys got to talk and everyone basically adulted up and said, you know what? We are not the wrong ones in this situation. We are women and we have no right to complain about nothing. So I'm glad you guys had that in common. Good

times. Meanwhile, back up at that little ladies events, Christy's still talking to Darla. He is such a hypocrite. And Darla's like, he said, he said that he does love you and will always love you and that's what matters the most no matter how much a guy treats you wrong if he loves you all that matters is that because we're women we just have to receive the love yeah so christie's like well i believe that he loves me as much as he's capable of loving a person but i want more than that for the boys i want more than that for my boys that's why i just everything they do i say you do good job you do the good job and so then we go back and steve senior

flirts very heavily with galena he goes So, did you like the duck? God, calliante a key. I'm sorry. Mash just been blowing up my phone one second, one second. I'm getting a lot of texts. Hold on, I'm just going to, I'm just going to leave. Okay, okay.

So, um, bong, dang, y'all, the ketchup is ringing. Is someone take that to dad? Take that to dad.

I actually found a way to communicate through the ketchup bottle. Guys, I want to do another bit. How much do you want to bet that the phone in front of my dad

that is buzzing the most is my dad's phone? Who wants the best that? Okay, it's my, that's, I don't want to take that bet. The producer,

Ascalina, how, are you having a good time with Steve? And then Masha starts freaking out. She's like, I love it, stupid bitch. So he leaves.

Steve Sr. leaves and goes to the bathroom. And he's, they of course have a mic. His microphone is off, but they still get, they capture audio. And he's like, what the fuck are you doing, dick to me like that when I'm in the middle of dinner with 15 other people? You said, no pressure. This is the most pressure I've ever fucking seen. You need to disrespect my time with my sons.

You're a woman and you're calling during man time. That's not. right. Okay, I don't have time for this. Also, I'm about to take a dump. So how you like that? He's such an idiot. I mean, this is literally lines from the first season that he said to Galena. He gets these women. Then he's like, okay, you want you want everything with me. You want to be part of my business, raise my kids, do everything. You want to walk along the combine for the rest of our lives. But I don't want no pressure because I've still open. I ain't never going to be bust around by another woman in my life. And then thinks that they go, okay. So that means that he

never has to do anything that they say or treat them with any kind of respect. That's this fucking guy. It's always the same thing over and over. I'm like, what do you think Losh is going to do? You know the producers told her that you're in Nashville with Galena. What do you think she's going to do? Of

course. So he does all this thing and he comes back to the table. He's like, we're all good. But of course, his phone is still going off and they're like, ha, ha, ha, ha. So now they go to their party bus, which, as I said before, is an actual bus with a roof

sort of chopped off. I mean, it's fun. What can I say? I'm being a dick, but it's fun. And they are riding around, and Jake is asking, Jake is like, so how are you feeling about the wedding, Jesse? And Jesse's all nervous. He's really nervous about this wedding that he doesn't

have to do anything for. Yeah. And Stephen's like, not much is changing. You're all pretty much married already. What's the difference? What's the difference going to be? Except that she's going to take over this entire company once she divorces your stupid ass unless you have her time to bring up so jesse you can't just you can't say not much is changing when you just had a hissy fit about everything's changing this is the last

time we get to do a thing like this everything is changing and it's like well not much is changing if you think about it yeah the wedding can only be stressful to stephen really so jessie's like oh god i'm stressed out now because everybody around me is talking about preempts and divorce so yeah it's kind of stressful i wasn't even thinking about that part Well, this is my first time single in Nashville, so whatever happens happens. Great. Cole checks his phone, and he's got 40 missed calls today. Well, you have literally done nothing wrong.

Put your phone back in the pocket. Do you want me to get the law out of my pocket? Here you go. Let's scan the law. No mention of spice. It's not against the law, okay? You were doing something lawful in searching for spice. You are doing nothing wrong.

I mean, 44 missed calls. I mean, so you have a girlfriend who's pregnant. 44 miscalls, what could it possibly be? Oh, maybe there's a complication. Maybe she went into labor. Maybe she died in pregnancy. Who knows? You couldn't have done it.

I'm like, answer the damn call. Who knows what's on the other end of that? How is he not answering a call from his pregnant fucking girlfriend? I mean, what is wrong with these guys? Like, I can't. So then now they're like nightclubbing and we just see Cole taking shot after shot after shot after shot. And he's talking to some blonde girl at the bar and he's like, oh, I'm having a girl. She goes, are you excited?

He goes, yeah, she's going to be my little buddy. She's going to be my everything, my everything. Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, garring, ring, and then he just starts going, they're all getting drunk. We see Cole getting drunker and drunker. And then all of a sudden he starts going, U.S. USA, USA, you're not at the Olympics, you're at a bar here. Do people in other countries do that? Are there people who are like, England, England, England, England, England.

Okay, I'll have another firebow, thank you. Thank you. Someone goes the most touristy bar in a city in their country and starts and starts shouting their country. I don't think that happens. You guys, we know where we are. Could you turn location on in this bar? Nope. USA.

Where the fuck did you people think you were two seconds ago? Morons. Although, to be fair, if they filmed this in 2024, there was a chance the Olympics were happening. But I'm pretty sure this is like in October or something. So they made it seem like Cole was just like, look, look, USA. And everybody joined it. I think it's just one of those things you can do in a country bar to feel community. I think so.

I think so. so um so then we go back to jessie and alley's city house it's the next day we're in jessie and alley's city house the distant sound of subways rumbling by taxi cabs honking there's a bum on the corner panhand ring for change caroline drawing like you know comic book art or greeting card art or whatever the fuck if you listen carefully you can hear the sound of a puddle splashing on on Carrie Bradshaw's dress. So Casey is getting her makeup done for her maternity photo. And Holly, Holly's doing her look and everything.

And she's like, you know, for some reason, I thought Cole was going to be here for the shoot today. So, you know, wonder where he is, huh? Don't want to rub salt into wounds. But anyway, you want to talk about that? He was supposed to originally, and he's in Nashville, though. What's it doing in Nashville? I think it's a work thing, something about spice. I don't know.

I just don't know. Oh, my gosh. Missing the maternity shoot, it's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. I don't like this. It's shitty. I mean, look, I don't really get the whole maternity shoot thing in the first place. I'm not going to lie.

I know it's a thing. And now it's like, it's not even, I know there's no controversy. It's not like a gender reveal. It's just something that happens now. I personally just don't get it. I don't know why you have to have these cheesy-ass photos. Well, we don't have to get it. Yeah.

Well, it's a pregnancy event. You're supposed to be there for pregnancy. But I know it's like you're doing it together. And like if you're going to say you're going to do it, then you do it. And if you were willing to draw a line before about a baby moon, draw a line around the maternity test. I mean, it's just spices. And by the way, we never see them taste spices, which is hilarious. We just see them.

We see it in like one second flashback. That was the thing I was. Oh, we did. The most. Yeah. They showed it for one second. We see Galena being like, oh, that tastes like honey.

I'm like, after all this talk, we don't even get to see the spices. Aren't you trying to promote your spices? Come on, guys. So then we go back to the boys, and it's the next day. And don't, don't, there's a woman's boot in the kitchen.

And so Stephen's like, wait, Jesse, are these your boots? And he's like, no, I just, you just keep working your way up those stairs. We've got eight floors of one bedrooms in here. So good luck. we've got eight different McBees. So just go from next.

It's like Goldilocks, I swear to God, going from each room. It's like, is it Cole? Hey, Coles, are these yours? Are these your boots? And then it's like, does Cole have a lady in this room? Knock, knock, knock. He doesn't. He was a good boy.

That's the good news. I mean, mostly for Casey, but especially for the reputation of women in Nashville. Honestly, especially for the reputation. of Americans after all that USA chanting yeah you know after after spending time getting wasted in a bar screaming USA USA you can't just like celebrate mediocrity like crawling into bed with exactly you know the most patriotic thing you could do is not sleep with coal that's a bipartisan thing that brings that brings maga and lefties together don't get your goal don't yeah everybody can be it's equally grossed out by coal that's that's across the aisle

Yeah. So finally, we go all the way up to the very tippy, tippy top, and it's Braden, the youngest McBee who got it. And no word on if his mullet, his mulleted friend was involved. We don't see him. But Braden got some. So good for him. Brayden got some. And he had a friend there, much like Imruel's friends, she got an arrow, but we never saw her face.

Yeah. And so Steve, Stephen comes over. wait no I'm sorry the dad comes over later but they're talking about the wives and Cole's like oh no but I do forget to call Casey so I'm in trouble because she's not happy with me so we go back to the photo shoot and Cole FaceTime so he's like you look so good babe I'm sorry I forgot to call I'm kind of sad and she's like and Ali takes it she's like you should be sad what isn't she a snack look at her hottest fucking pregnant woman in the world a semi truck just called and tried to pull her into to it. I mean, human trafficking has never looked so sexy and you're missing everything. Loser. Now, Allie, you have to really be careful with your words because if you say that Casey's a snack to Cole, he might literally try to eat her. So just really let's use that's all you had to say

in the first place. You should have just said Casey's a snack. He would have been there. Just say, doesn't she look like you could find her on a shelf at 7-Eleven? He'd be like, wait a second. Also, by the way, okay, the call before going to bed. I don't, how do you forget that? Like, honestly, even if you're wasted, I feel like you still can remember to, like, text your loved one. Well, especially after a whole day of ignoring the calls from your pregnant girlfriend. Exactly. Like, I, when I'm, when I'm away, I always text Dom before bed, like, good night. I hope you had a great day, whatever. Like, you just, you just do it. It's like, it should be part of your, I feel like, look, my relationship's different

than other people's relationships, but I just feel like it's like part of the normal routine. Like, It's just what you do, you know? Yeah, every night before I go to bed, I'm like, Buehler, you're getting rid of me. I don't think about anything else for you. Yeah, Cole probably was texting a hillside. They're like, sorry, I hit you. So, Allie, bullshit.

So whatever. She has snack. So now, Braden's broken the bed, y'all. The brothers sneak up to spy on Braden and this girl, and they see that he's broken the bed. and they sneak downstairs laughing. And Steve Sr. comes out. And Jake's like,

oh, hi, boss, man. You're going to need new bed. He's like, all right, just be respectful when she comes out of here because one thing I'm teaching my boys is to respect women. All right.

So she comes through. They say hi. She walks out. And she has her boots back. So then Stephen's like, hey, oh, sorry. No, son, you say this instead. Hey, look what I.

That's all on Instagram. It's Masha. See where she is? Look at that. And it's like Masha has taken a photo with like the big, that big Batman building in the background of Nashville. See, now this is how you terrorize someone. Janet was in such a snit about Zach on the Valley, posting by text like, oh, I'm in Big Bear. The way you really do it is you drive out to Big Bear and they take the picture, Zach. That's how you, that's that following Masha's lead. Yeah. Well, you're kidding me, she's in Nashville? As if he doesn't know. Come on, you mean she was here. No, I swear, I've not responded to a text or a call from her. Except for yesterday when I went to the bathroom and screamed at her. Nobody heard me, surely. They're like, yeah, whatever.

Nobody believes him. And he's like, well, she did call me and said that no one can tell me where me or my friends can be. So I guess she did it after all. Wait a minute. Something's going on outside. Is there something going on with my truck? and we find out that the window is busted. Masha strikes.

The windows busted. All the trucks have their windows busted in. Fun fact, it was not Masha. It was actually my telepathic rage, and it finally worked after 13 years watching Bravo. I was finally able to shoot my rage through a TV screen and breaks and windows. I think,

well, I mean, it was either Masha or Ghalena trying to frame Masha. Or trying to frame Masha. What do you think? Yeah. Um, I think it was, I think it was Masha. I think this one was, this one felt like a Masha crime.

You know, Galena is more of a, Galena goes after the woman. Masha's going to go after the boys, I think. Well, Galena did go after cars, though, in the past, because remember she smashed the car up? True. So, I don't know, but you're right. She did go after, well, I don't know. I don't know. It's a dozen.

Yeah, Galina, Galena was welcomed into the fold. She got to sit with Steve. So she's feeling like high and mighty. And Masha is the one who's feeling on the outs at the moment. So Masha is, I think this is a Masha vandalism. And also she's on the scene as we find out later. She literally pops up right there. It got like bloody knuckles.

Means motive opportunity. Yeah, she comes in. She's like, hello, boys. What's just playing some baseball outside. What a game. USA. USA. I will talk to this.

dad. Goodbye. You stay down here. Good boys. Masha loves you. You son of bitch. How do you leave me like this alone? By the way, how does she know where they even were? It's their Nashville house. Everybody knows where the Nashville house is.

Oh, that's their Nashville house? Yeah. I thought it was an Airbnb. No, they have a Nashville house. They're so broke, man. They just can't pay their nets. So they got a big party house in Nashville. I know she's here. I know she's here. And he goes, she came for a spouse meeting. You need to be tolerant.

She came for a spice meeting. Okay. Fennell, ever hear of it? It comes in seed form. She was there for that. So she's like, okay, well, you flew all the way here. You're crazy. It was spies.

She goes, okay. You son of bitch, I killed you in your sleep. You never live again. You're not having knees left when I'm done. Goodbye, boys. Good to see you. birthday yes goodbye she keeps that all cheery they just have this big argument upstairs like well i got to get going the told mash i'd meet her behind a dumpster we'd fuck

yeah so he immediately skedaddle she was like you get the fuck outside right now so okay boy see you later so they leave they they get back to they get back to the farm it's like six a m the next day i guess they didn't over not drive a long drive they get in everyone's of awake and hanging out and I'm like oh well that was sort of a fun episode little that I realized there's still 10 minutes left of just sitting around this farmhouse literally the rest of the episode is them sitting around this farmhouse yeah so cole and jesse come in and casey and allie are there and cole's like never doing that again never invite me there again are you you're all going to say hi to me or what he's like oh you're here I was just talking to alley well you

didn't miss me she's like no I didn't miss you like how come I did just didn't he goes wow even the baby kid the baby just kicked me shuck that's not the only one of this family wants to kick you in the head cold the baby just thought you were a hillside so um then we go to our coffee shop and stephen and christie walk in oh they're they're sitting there they're going to mother daughter a mother mother son talk uh i lied i forgot there was also a coffee shop in this past 10 minutes in the final 10 minutes so stephen is like so are we good with case and alley now and chris's like yeah Well, as long as your Nashville days are over, you're never allowed to go to Nashville ever again the rest of your life.

And he's like, I mean, we really did have a meeting one of those days. I mean, we really did have to try spices. And, you know, spices and seasonings, that's an important meeting, spices and seasonings. Everyone knows when I got my MBA, you have to learn about spices and seasons. Mother, you're the most pessimistic person I ever made about spices and seasonings. I didn't mean it to morph into a guy's trip, but it conveniently worked that way. It was, you know, before the wedding, before just. Jesse's birthday weekend. Yeah, well, I view it differently because I view it as a horrible

timing with a wedding, a shower, a photo shoot. I mean, you might be single now, but Cole and Jesse are very much not, and I don't agree with the position you put everyone in. I need you to be a better example for your brothers. Now, Mother, we did not need to be there for the baby shower. No, I was talking about baby shower saying that was Cole scheduled once every two weeks' shower. Okay, we bought him new soap. God forbid, I be social. She goes, that's not what? I said. Now, you literally just told me I have no social life without my brothers. You know what? Like, I have to stay in my house as a prison sentence because Jesse's getting married and Cole's having a baby.

But because I'm single, I have to now be a hermit. Well, that was the most tame Nashville trip. And I'd do nothing wrong. No, you just have to like go make friends or get some life outside of your brothers and stop dragging everybody into your bullshit just like your father. Your mother's right, sir. listen you snowflake okay just she's just saying that he's got a wedding coming up he's got a baby on the way and now is not the time for you guys to be gallivanting all around Nashville especially on the heels of you having a hissy fit about harvest season and you can't go on a baby moon so shut the fuck up and also you weren't just like taking yeah go jerk off on a wet corner jerk off in a corner um also you didn't just take them like out of love in your heart you made them

as their boss. That's different, too, you know, a little asshole. So he gets really mad and his eyes get really mean, just like his dad's when he gets mad. He has mean eyes. And Christy's like, well, you're just frustrated over your situation with Cala and you're taking it out on me. And he's like, well, at least she's around all her friends and her family.

And here I am living in isolation five miles from the nearest neighbor. I mean, God forbid, I go to Nashville. I'm a horrible person. I mean, don't we just, I guess we won't go there anymore. them don't worry and said okay you i'm going to take this mic off because you are going to respect me i want to have you talk to me like that do you understand me i'm going to take my 19 000 calorie milkshake that i'm drinking and whatever kind of shop to worry i think there's that thing i was like how's this woman's so thin it looked like an arm

it looked like a full arm filled with just cream she looked like she was looked delicious she was looked delicious. She also looked like she was like doing an off-camera bet with someone. She's like, they're like, Christy, I bet you can't even go to Darla's coffee shop and drink a full size double cream latte. She's like, I bet I can't.

I will do it. And she orders it and she's like staring at it the whole time and like total fear. Like, you can do it, Christy, you can do it. So he's like, oh God, she goes, I'm not going to let you treat me like this. And he says, you're the one talking to me, mother. She goes, well, maybe that needed to happen.

Now, excuse me. You know what? I'm going to finish this in the car, Macy. It was good to see. He's all mad. He's like, I can't believe Mother's Head. I can't go to Nashville anymore. By the way, this bullshit, like, do you know how hard is?

I live five miles from the nearest neighbor. Whose fault is that? Whose fault is that? You chose his life. Well, he's resentful. He's resentful because he's resentful because he's. left to run the company and he's like stuck as a prisoner for this company that's failing and he's the only educated one and he has to share everything with his brothers who really don't have any brains

and he's like the brains behind the operation the only trouble is your operation is failing because of you like you're a big part of that so like you can't really resent anybody for having to live there when you're failing like if you're rich and you start making them money then you can leave but you can't like pull a check for like going and living a rock star life in dallas or whatever Like, make up your mind. Also, five miles in the country is like five minutes, by the way. Five miles in Los Angeles is an hour. Five miles in Gatlin, wherever they are, Gallatin.

That's going to be five minutes. So I really don't want to hear it. Okay. Well, he basically said in the first episode of season one, he was talking about how, like, he's stuck here to help the family business. And there's literally nobody to date because everybody's married or they've known each other since middle school, like his brothers and their girlfriends you know so there's no one to date there's no one on tinder think you go on tinder and it's like 80 miles away and so he has to go like to dallas to meet anybody and there's nobody close and that's why he stays with cala because that's like literally

all he has yeah yeah so cry for him ben feel for him okay he's suffering i feel so bad for him suffering so it's hard for him it's hard so now we go to jesse and all his farmhouse because they're still all sitting there and uh jesse is like we retired nashville now he's like good but you're really done for a while and he's like forever and cole goes ever in case he goes why i mean i mean i'd go back just to you know and she's but why no no you won't but i'm wondering why you're saying that you won't go back and said because i thought you guys would like to hear me say that i want to go back i thought see i mean i will go back but i thought well you What would be nice would be if I said I wouldn't go back because that way it would be a lie, but it would make you smile.

And ladies need to smile. I'm just trying to make you less mad at me. She's like, well, you might as well be honest, not say never, because we know six months you're going to go. He's like, well, for one, I don't have any upcoming Nashville trips. He goes, well, but, you know, like how you said at the lake, you're never drinking again. And then you was drinking. He's like, well, but between the time of the lake to Nashville, I didn't drink. just like that was two weeks

yeah sometimes I feel like nothing I ever say is right I'm like because it isn't right and you should just stop speaking yeah that's the one thing you're correct about nothing you ever say is right he's like hey

y'all hear that Braden found a girlfriend he's in love oh yeah was that the only girl around yeah you lying I mean Mac and Johnny had girls why is this episode still going Why is it talking about this? They have girls.

They were about to have girls. It's like, I can't tell my friends what to do. She's like, you can just answer. He's like, well, I'm tired of fighting and being accused of things that I did. She's like, well, I'm tired of having to set boundaries and get ignored. You know, I just did a babysit by myself in the corn. Hey, you guys ever wonder what Steven's up to? Maybe sitting in a coffee shop somewhere feeling sad because mom just sort of told him off by walking out a little bit.

And they're like, yeah, let's go over there. So there's Steven sitting alone next to his giant. Burge Dubai of coffee and he's like bling bling calla saying hey it's like done dun dun cal is coming back and like this is supposed to be like a big shocking thing but it's not shocking when we saw her packing up her stupid bays full of flowers last episode like you got to make us miss them before you bring them back yeah no one is surprised okay no one is so that was it the big macbby dynasty guys hope it all works out god maybe this time it'll work out for stephen and calla time will tell he's just give it another shot you crazy kids

next week it looks like cole is getting down on one knee and uh giving giving uh casey uh some sort of popsicle ring or whatever i guess i guess he's going to pop the question or let's see if he Pop's a pre-up as well because he was pretty judging about that pre-up today. So let's see if he tries to drop that in case he'll beat his ass. Let's see. Yeah. Thanks, everyone for being here. Love talking to your Ronnie.

And we'll be back with the Valley on the next episode. Bye, everybody. You deserve a bonus compliment. Why not? Sweet. Bye. Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to.

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