Watch What Crappens - #2969 RHOM S7E10: Spain’t Misbhavin’

Episode Date: August 14, 2025

The Real Housewives of Miami cast trip to Seville starts hilariously with dueling flights, a missing housewife, a passionate singer, and a chest-thumping dinner argument. It’s perfect. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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whatever you feel like. We would love to see you. Come on bye. So this episode of Miami takes a place in Seville, or as they call it in Sevia, Seville, which I found interesting. I don't know why that kept bothering me the whole time, but every time someone in Seville said, hello, welcome to Seville. Like, well, that's interesting because everybody else on the show is telling me I have to pronounce

it, Seville. Is it because they are just catering to Americans? and they're like, we know you're going to fuck it up, so. Well, I was excited to go to the city where Cadillacs were born. Cadillacs, it is. No. Oh, I believe, Dale. It took me a minute.

Sorry. No, Cadillacs are from Michigan. It's Crewella's sister city. Okay. It's where the first barber was ever invented, was in Seville. Yes. But actually, Seville looked beautiful and i really want to go now i want to go to spain i've never been to

spain i am ready for my spanish adventure so i'll tell you that place looked gorgeous and the only thing that i think it really lacked um was air conditioning because i did not see any air conditioning slots and that's the first thing i look for when i look at vacation trips i'm like where is the air conditioning event could i travel to this country or is i have to say radisson collection because they were like oh we're staying at radisson collection. Look at the Radisson Collection. Radisson Collection logo. I have to say, we've seen a lot of presidential suites on Bravo over the years. This was not a very impressive presidential suite. This was basically like a Hyatt House. Like this was like there was like a little foyer and a bedroom.

I was like, what is happening? I understand in Spain or in Europe in general, hotel rooms are always smaller. But I mean, what presidents are you putting in those suites right now? Come on. I don't think they respect the presidency in Seville. Okay. And they're like, No, we don't like presidents here. It's like the real suite is the mayor suite. You know, that's like a big ornate one. I was like, these were weak-ass presidential suites. Also, I have to say this, I had such a strange reaction.

I had lots of really strange takeaways from this episode. We've also seen over the years many, many, many private plans on Bravo all the time. And every time I see them on a private plan, I'm like, yeah, sure, looks fun, whatever. You see them. I always feel like it looks a little cramped, in fact. But, you know, I know flying private, it's got to be better. This was actually the first time they flew private. And I was like, I would like to fly private someday.

Like, because I maybe because it was just four of them. Well, there's a hot take. No, but like, this is the first time I would really felt jealous. I'd really like to fly private. That is crazy. I'm praising myself for the comments. I have a hot take. Flying private looks amazing.

But this one kind of looked like the best one I've ever seen. And it was just four people. I think it was because they were sitting at a table and they had a giant spread of like cheese and crackers and wine. And I was like, this looks so fun because it wasn't normally when they fly private, they're on these little seats and small. And they're always like sitting, they're sort of stand sitting on the seats over like the edge of them talking to each other. And I'm always like, that looks like a little annoying. But this one, they were just sitting at a table eating snacks. And I thought.

And they had beds when they went to lie down on the bed. I like that, too. But I look at private planes. I'm like you. I mean, I normally think of them as like John Denver died, you know, or like, you know, Lou Diamond Phillips died on that in that movie, La Bamba. Or like JFK Jr. You know, I think about people that we've lost in private planes.

So that scares me. But then I realize I'm an addictive person who rides a Vespa. And I'm like, get over it. You can write this. But also looking at this one, I did think it looks nice. but it also just looked like the old man balls you have to guzzle to get that. And I was like, this is not as nice.

I didn't like it. And the whole thing's like, show my, show my bangs. I was like, all I can see is you guzzling old man balls. That's all I can see. I'm sorry, I don't want to be on this plane.

It makes me uncomfortable, you know? Like an earned plane, I'll go on an earned plane. But I feel like Katie from Vanderpump Rules when she didn't want to go on Lala's plane because like she blew some guy to get on that plane. I feel like Katie. I'm like, I'm like,

I'm not getting on that plane, but then I would get on the plane, and it'd be like, I love this plane. You could smell Massoud's pubs, but I'd have to say, I think, despite that, I think, you know what it was? I mean, they were being so stupid putting on, like, stupid lighting and dancing, having a dance party. But then there was part of me that thought, that's wild that you can do this on a plane. Like, I know on private planes. The rules are different in terms of, like, being, like, in seatbelt and moving around and all that stuff. But I'm like, that's wild. But that being said, like, what happens with turbulence?

because I know I can just be I will be sitting in my seat on a regular plane with my seatbelt strapped and like that random turbulence that hits out of nowhere and like oh shit like if you were doing that and you were not in seatbelt and you also had like a giant thing of like grapes and shirkutti in front of you

that's just getting everywhere so yeah yeah I was wondering how you were feeling watching that because you're very very into safety like I've driven you a couple of times and when I'm pulling out of the I'm one of those people like pulls out of the driveway and starts putting on my seat belt

you know kind of gets ready as I move along like if I was a woman I'd be putting on the lipstick because I was driving you know I'm like that and you're very much like why isn't your seatbelt on why isn't it on right now we are pulling out I'm like I'm putting it on girl give me him get a boy and break I know this is what before driving is about I don't like your seatbelt policies I don't like how slow it takes you to put on your seatbelt when you're pulling out of the out of the out of wherever we're pulling out that seatbelt should be on and it should be ready to go. And you don't like that I put it on. I don't put it on in the back seat. I hate that.

It might make you crazy, but I don't feel like that's the law. And you know what? I'm still, I'm old enough to remember when they passed the seatbelt laws and when people went crazy. And they were like, how dare you? And also I'm from Texas, you know, but they're like, how dare you tell me what I can do in my own car? You can't tell me to put on no seat belt. People are so ridiculous. There weren't even seat belts in the back seat. I don't think back then. I think that was a thing. My grandma, my grandma Sylvia. My grandma Sylvia hated putting on a seatbelt because, you know, when she was, you know, she came up with the car. Like, back then there weren't seatbelts. And I'm not even joking.

Like, she was born in like 1917, okay? So she was like, she was, so when the idea of putting on seatbelt was like, well, we didn't ever have to do this before. But I'm like, we like, but like I am like, buckle up. It's the law. That's what I was raised with. I'm like, I want that seatbelt. and I want it on. I want it all over me.

Get that belt all over my body. That belt all over me. Yeah. Yes. Belt me that belt. Give me some laws. Well, you know, remember. Yeah.

This episode, seat belts. Real House House is the Miami's seatbelt division. Buckle them. Buckle your seat belts. It's time to recap. Yeah. We're packing. Everybody's packing to go.

And Alexi is packing with Frankie. It's like, you know my favorite part of going to places where it's a little colder than Miami? I like to go in these boots. And I like to say, I'm wearing these boots. And, You didn't compliment them in front, Frankie. How could you do that the Frankie?

And he looks at the boots and he goes, horrible, horrible. Well, Todd didn't like them either. He's like, you see, thank you. So then we see Gertie packing. And then Lisa's packing shoes. And she's like, these girls are going to be jealous. Just wait until they see my looks. I win.

I win. I win. And we see what she's packing. And it's just like a pinky-sized red dress. Well, I think you have to get to Seville in order for you to win the competition first. So we'll circle back to that. So the airport women arrive at the airport, the commercial women arrive at the airport. And Lexi is like, I live in Spain from 17 to 23 in Madrid.

That's more of a metropolitan city, like New York. And Seville is more like an elder city. So it's like the merry soul of cities, you know. And I know Americans sometimes call it Seville, Seville, but I just can't with that. Like, it's Sevilla. Por favor. Adriana just pops up and says,

You know what I call Sevilla? But dry bonny-knees city. Dry bonny knees. Bonny knees. Dry, dry-nees. Hey, hey, Marisol. Could you take us to the Dry Nees Museum? So, Lisa is running late.

She's 45 minutes late. actually not 45 minutes late it's 45 minutes of boarding time and they're like where is she it's an international flight you can't just like pop up at the last second right and grady's like i mean she knows we got to be there two hours at the minimum i mean look at this so we get another lisa running late montage which they love to they love to bust out that montage multiple times a season and this has been happening for a few seasons because how annoyed has production been you know we were talking when we were on jeff lewis last week he told us that lisa i guess what lisa's call time was late and And even if Lisa's call time is late, you know production. Production has had it with her. And I mean, you can tell production has had it with her this episode. They are roasting her the entire time. Yeah. So there's going to be a point of contention, guys.

Okay. And Alexi's like, what does she think? They're going to stop the plane for her? Come on. She probably does. And then it's two hours later. And we're in Stephanie's private plane. And Lars Adriana are boarding.

As Stephanie finally gets there, she's late. And she's like, um, hello. Shake my hand, please drive her. That's right, Sergey. Okay, first the Birken. This is a Birken that carries all of the other Burkens. It's $70,000. Have you ever noticed the way she laughs?

She does that. She does a silent laugh, but we have a friend who makes this exact same face. Her name rhymes with Mady Mazurla. And she laughs like this. it looks just like her it looks just like her it cracks me up that's the most likable thing about stephanie is that little laugh crap it's on demand exclusive the stephanie's show i mean what's her last name is show i laugh you're so right she laughs exactly like midi bazorla um so uh yeah she gets up she has her thing and then she gets on board and they're like um

No, no, no, take off your shoes before you step on the cashmere. Because there's like a cashmere rug, I guess, which, um, listen, we know you're rich. We know you've got a private plane and all that stuff. Why do you have a cashmere carpet or rug? Like that's her, that's her husband's company plane's got some all over it. He has, because it's fancy. You take clients around on there. But that's not rug material.

Okay. Be, be luxurious within reason. Like be logically luxurious. And don't be stupid luxurious. Yeah. And she's like, you know what they say, girls. Departure time is whenever Stephanie shows up. Let's get some drinks on.

Let's get some drinks on. They're going and making drinks. I think the reason why I really liked this private plane, I'm just going to talk about this entire episode. I think the reason why I liked this private plane is because they were acting in this private plane. They were if they were just like in someone's kitchen. And I never really saw a private plane space for.

feel like a kitchen. They were making cocktails. And obviously, we know you can make cocktails on the plane because that's what flight attendants do all the time. But there was something about them grabbing the booze and pouring drinks and dancing and lights. I don't know. I was like, I was like, I think I want a private plane now. I think I want this experience of my life. Can we make that a pageant? A Patreon goal. You're a person who like has told yourself that you love rules and you've defined yourself, you've defined your life by rules and you're seeing what it's like to live without rules. And you're getting turned on.

You're getting a no rule boner. You're going to become a fucking renegade, like, anarchist after this episode. I will totally be an anarchist, which is ironic because during the Spanish Civil War, anarchists were part of the mix. So, I've been playing a board game about the Spanish Civil War lately a lot, and you can play as anarchists. And I'm learning things about what went on in there in the 30s. So fun times, everyone. So Stephanie is like, I've never been this super social full of like, you know, full of friends type of girl. You know, and it's just been like crazy.

Look at all these light flashing. We're partying. But I'm trying to do new things. And I mean, how bad can it be, right guys? I am fun. I am Stephanie Shogha. I am paying for my friendships right now, which I will deny doing later. When she said I've never been the super social full of friends type of girl.

I was like, oh, you don't say. I can't tell at all. You seem like the person that people naturally gravitate to. Like, for instance, your sisters. Yeah. You just seem like you have so much fun with women. And she's like, guys, show my bags. I've got show my bags here.

Everybody gets one. They've got LED masks and bus bench posters with my face on them. Just if you want to put them anywhere in your house, that would be okay. And what else does she give them? She gets pajamas. Branded pajamas. No, not pajamas. She gets pajamas.

Not pajamas. And Larsa is like annoyed for some reason. She's like, I mean, who does Stephanie like thing she is like? Oprah like. You get a gift like. You get a gift like. You get a gift like. Everybody's getting a gift like X, Y, Z and this and that like.

Like, Larsa, when, you're, what, when did you not stop liking that? I feel like that's Larsa's M.O. in life is to receive gifts. Yeah. Um, so Adriana's like, I could get used to this life. It's a tough life, but someone's got to live it. I'm grateful you chose me to live it. Thank you for choosing me. Oh, it is Kiki chose you to live this life.

Not me. Not me. Don't forget. Hilarious callback to Adriana being mean to me. I was concerned, honestly, are you guys good? Are you guys fighting or anything? Like, what's going on? You guys want to fight right now?

No, no fighting. It's like, because I feel like you feel like a certain way. Is that true? Do you want to put on my pajamas first before you discuss this? No, maybe there's like a little hiccup, but I thought she had chosen to come without me. Adiana, if I would have a private plane, I would invite you on private plane and give you got pajamas.

But I do not have private plane, not my plane, not my rules, and not my place to make an invitation. So the producer asks her Julia, like, did the thought cross your mind to not take the private plane to be with Adriana on a commercial flight and Julia's like, the answer is goat. No, wait, I'm sorry. Wrong question.

The answer is no. And I think the answer should be no. I'm sorry. If someone invites me, like, this is not middle school. People don't have to hold hands on different flights. I think it was very nice of Stephanie to invite Julia. And I don't think that there was any obligation to, like maybe if it was like a husband and a wife situation,

maybe if you had like a Katie and Tom, situation. Maybe there'd be a consideration. But honestly, if, if Dom got, if, Dom, if you got invited onto a private plane and I was on commercial, I would be like, go have fun, have a blast. That is a lie. Sit there. I would sit there and sit there in the plane. I'd be like, fuck them, fuck them all. But it doesn't matter if I'm mad. You guys should still do it. You should, I should never, never stay back because of me. Let me be mad. Let me, let me be Katie, Katie Maloney on the plane because ultimately it's not right for you to give up a private plane experience for my crusty angry ass oh ben i would totally give it up for you don't worry whatever happens

you're the private plane is you silence that show jac well i wish i could have everyone but it was really hard i couldn't invite gertie and speaking of lisa you even think she made it on the plane you Guys, she's late all the time. I'm such a part of this group. Look at me with girlfriends. I don't know, like, but like, I'm just gonna be courteous with her, like, because Lisa hasn't even unfollowed my ex-boyfriend, like, Marcos Jordan, like.

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Join Wondery Plus right now. And Stephanie's like, okay, guys, it's time for us to put on pajamas. Are you guys ready to put on your Shoma Group pajamas? Mine are the white ones. guys have the black ones okay we're gonna show what the difference here because i own the plane okay so

i've got different pajamas than you guys you want to put on your pajamas anyone no but like if lisa doesn't like see how like the things like i'm going through like publicly like with someone like bashing me like you're not like my fucking friend like i feel like i love larsa elevating her situation with marcus to like national scandal no one is paying attention no one cared we saw the picture of him snorting coke in france and we all laughed like stupid marcus and we all never heard from him No one is keeping tabs on Larsa's issues. No one that's tracking down Larsa's comments on Marcus's Instagram. I'm going to tell you that right now.

And if there's footage of us talking about it on crappy hour, then fine. I don't care. It's two of us talking about it. But the world is not talking about it. Yeah, this is not the world. We're just two queens, you know. So Stephanie is like, I wonder if the girls on commercial got pajamas also, because I gave you guys pajamas because I'm a girlfriend.

I'm a real girlfriend. Do you think the other girls are doing private playing things? Getting food, drinks, dancing, getting show my bags. Do you think they're doing them on the private plane? What? L losers! Oh my God, this girl screams just got some old man's money. Like, she just screams it as sad. It makes me sad.

Like, you should just be more and joy. You should just like enjoy this more without needing to rub it in everybody's face. You know, you just need to be one of those people. It's like, you want to look at someone with new money and be like, their new money, they act like a Rockefeller so classy. I, you know, my favorite version of new money is when people act like their old money, but there have been new money all this time like Yolanda Foster. You know, oh, you want to come on to my flight, please come on to my flight.

But I don't know, I'm, I like that. I can't describe it, though. That's my favorite version of new money is fake old money. But I'm really enjoying Stephanie being just an obnoxious tweet. I don't know why it just tickles me to no end. I'm laughing. I mean, look, I think that Stephanie is a complete asshole. I really do.

I think she's a horrible human being. Horrible. I think she's a terrible person. She's an awful, awful, awful girl. But I'm really enjoying her. I have to say, I was laughing very, it's fun to laugh at it. It's kind of like a Heather Dubrow thing. Like, I had to get through a lot of years of just despising Heather Dubrow.

And now I don't despise Heather Dubrow anymore. Like, I can see the humor in her. You know what I mean? I don't know if I want to meet her or talk to her or be in the same room with her or, you know, like, even like the same bus as her, whatever, which would never happen. Oh, it's, don't worry about that. Heather Debrough, flap hand, flap hand. I, yeah, I just think that Stephanie, I think Stephanie is so funny because she's just, she just cracks me up. Um, but obnoxious, terrible person, but cracks me up. So Julia is, we, we, by the way, we then see footage of the women on flying. business class and I do say it's funny business class is so nice and they're like on a nice

business class they've got pods this is like this is like enviable flying it's like first class this is enviable flying but after seeing the four women on their own plane then when you see them all when you see them all in first class it looks like they are on like a city bus I was like ugh disgusting I mean honestly I take the pod I would take the pod I mean to me that's like the ultimate glamor. You're in your own private bed. You can be a bed or a chair. You don't have to look at anybody. You can watch whatever you want on TV. You get your own personal

three-meal service. I mean, that's for me. Listening to Stephanie brag about her shit, you could not pay me to be on that. Although I would take the red light mask. Did you notice that red light mask was one that I suggested on Amazon Live? I was like, wow. That girl must have watched our Amazon Live. Because

she got my favorite red light mask. Yes. This week, I'm hoping to add Shoma Group pajamas onto our podcast. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. So Julia's like, do you think the girlfriends are bitching about us having

caviar and salsa? Or are they saying we're so happy for them? And Stephanie is like, absolutely none of them are saying we're so happy for them. Silent laugh. Silent laugh. I feel like I've got to make a noise to do this, Stephanie. Like for the people who are just listening

with audio, I feel like we have to make some sort noise to indicate it's Stephanie's silent laugh. It's just so funny to me that she doesn't ever make any noise. There's no breathing. There's no panting. There's nothing. She just goes. So then we cut to Mary Saul and she's getting glad. They're like doing her lips and her like, you know, widow outfit. She's like, oh my God, flying commercial. You have to go through the line. You have to see TSA. You have to take things out of your bag. They stick their finger up your buns. Like do a mouth swab.

You know, they turn you upside down by your ankles and shake you. I feel like a prison. What is this, a tuna sandwich? I feel like a prisoner. And, oh, gosh, horrible. So that we come back to Steph. And she has a big announcement because I love tea sandwiches. Like Marisol's tea sandwiches were so good.

This is the first time we've ever heard anyone declare love for a tea sandwich. I feel like tea sandwiches are the most basic simple sandwiches of all time. I mean, they're nice. I mean cream cream cheese and cucumber fine lovely but who says that they love tea sandwiches I'm sorry that is crazy when there's so many other better sandwiches out there in the world tea sandwiches are just like the they're just the they're just I'm trying to even I can't even come up with a metaphor I can't even come up with an analogy I was going to try to say that there's something of sandwiches I can't even come up with what they are what are they have the

sandwiches they are they're like the yo well no not even mayo because mayo is like a must they're like the christopher cross they're like the christopher cross of sandwiches oh okay they're nice yeah they're nice they're just basics you know and she i think she likes them because she sees them as something that's fancy you know like she went to a tea in england with masood or whatever and she's like oh my god this is so fancy you know what i'm really into missude tea sandwiches i always happen always happen how did you know that and you brought me to a tea sandwich place Larsa goes So good Larsa has no idea What a tea sandwich is She doesn't even realize That the sandwich that is in her fingers

Is a tea sandwich She thinks it's a sandwich In the shape of a tea Yeah She thinks she's eating A fucking gossip session You know So like

Why are you in the Lexi like Fighting like I'm so confused like And we see the Chihuahua versus Rottweiler fight And Stephanie is saying You try to belittle me You try to belittle women

To try to make yourself Be feel better And she's like Oh just my influence twice you still she belittle you maybe let's stick to this point without saying she'd be little other women because honestly i don't think she'd be the little other women she'd be little women you're little woman but not all women only little women maybe say she'd be little women this would be good it would be okay her favorite novel is literally called belittle

women okay a drag goes well you didn't you didn't see her belittling me for two straight years Julia and Julia's like Adriana you're good with her now why are you going to the past you had this thing about you I love you blessed you go to the past all the time and Adriana's going to the past all the time like I don't know maybe

Julia being upset at Gertie being a little salty about a cruise line was Captain Sandy or a year ago or Julia being upset about Gertie not hopping on a Zoom link fast enough God I hate when people go to the past so Julia's like you know it's just you go to

past all the time. And she's like, because we're talking about the pattern of behavior. That's why. You know, all of a sudden, Julia has developed selective amnesia, you know, and we see a really great flashback montage of Alexia belittling women, chiefly. And Julia in particular, which is really funny. She goes, oh, you know how to be a prostitute because you're Russian. So that's why. That's why you know how to be a prostitute. like, so funny. So, Adriana thinks that basically Julia's memory is clouded by her new friendship with Alexia. Well, it is up to her.

It is up and done with her and Todd. And I'm not making excuses for her. But Alexia doesn't understand because she can't take jokes right now because she's very upset. And she's like, it's not my fault. She doesn't have humor. Am I right? I'm right, guys. Sevilla, here we come, like.

So then, Julia, I don't know, this whole scene just is making me laugh. Like everything about it makes me laugh. Just like Larsa in the corner going, Sevia, here we come. I don't know why. I don't know Larsa even understands where she's going in the world right now. I think she thinks she's going to get off and like she'll be in Australia somewhere. She's like, where the koalas like?

So Julia is like Stephanie and Alexia both have strong personalities And hopefully they can coexist on trip Like Martina and Chris Everia during press tour Because we're going to Spain for Alexia And I need everyone to get along Wishful thinking, right? Yeah, she's going to ruin it in two seconds

Like I hope everyone gets along By the way Alexis you were talking about you So now Julie and Larson take the beds and they're cuddling in their masks and everybody gets in their red light. And morning, it's now morning. Fun fact, did you know that Spain has five different types of Spanish

which in its own country? The first official language is Castilian and Castilian had a list. So, for example, Barcelona, Ibiza, Drainith. And then her Chiron says, Professor Adriana, resident expert on

all things. I love this like little lesson. I actually really liked it, but it just was so funny that they inserted it out of nowhere. It's just like, here's Adriana to tell us a little bit more about Spain's languages. Because even Brava, even the editors at Ravra,

like let's mock somebody for going back to school. Because that shit is hilarious. Can you believe the city is going to Harvard? What a loser! Rumor has it. It was created by an old king that had a lisp. and he couldn't really say the S properly. I just love how she's also so delighted when she tells people,

she's teaching someone information, and she has a story later on that she also conducts with the same tone as if she's explaining about, like, different Spanish dialects. However, it has a different ending. Well, I love the story, too, about the old king with the lisp, and I love it just shows how powerful gays are. We're like, guess what? I'm gay.

and you're all going to at least talk gay. You may not have a dick in your mouth, but you are going to have a gay tongue in your mouth. Do you understand? It is now said, Bartholona. And that's it. And if not, you're beheaded. Got it, Batch.

And we're calling it Castilian. Oh, because you live in a castle? No, it's because Julian Castilian lives next door and I really want to impress him. So now Stephanie's group is in a van, and she's like, do you guys have your passports? And Larza says, the only thing like I've still got on me like is a good time like and I'm like ready to like have like

like a great time like. Larsa, when she said this with a big goofy smile on her face, she was like trying to have this like we're a girlfriend's going on a trip moment. We're here. But she started off in the wrong way because she said the only she should have said like the only thing I still have on me is like a bad time and I'm having a good time. But like she's like, the only thing I still have on me is a good time. And I'm ready for a great. time, huh. It's like, okay, sure. Sure, that could be your, like, let's get this party started motto.

She's like, I've been to Bartholona like and Ibiza like, but I've never like been to Seville alike. So like, you know what, like I love, like cultures and like foods and like, I don't know, they have cars there, right? I love their cars. I live their cars there. You cannot tell me that Larsa eats on vacation or partakes, partakes in any sort of local culture.

You just cannot tell me that. Larsa is shopping and partying. That's it. Yeah. So Julia has explained, she's like, okay, everybody, we got a presidential suite, but, oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm Julia. You shut up. You shut up.

Stop taking my line, little person. Okay. I'm Julia. So we have a presidential suite as one of our suites, but I have taken the moment to give the suite to. Alexia because she is going through such a hard time. So I hope everyone is good. I waited to tell you until after I was off of your private plane.

Yes, seriously. But guess what? The joke is on Julia because, hello, Miss Stephanie. Shoujai, you have been upgraded to a presidential suite for the second president who'd come visit us. And she's like, oh, that wasn't me. That was, I did not do that.

And guess what? It was Missoude. she has like a big she has everything she has a patio there's roses they walk in their Chanel gifts and then they don't have to sit there and watch her as she like unpacks all these gifts and try to like pretend like they are not super jealous i mean those are really nice gifts i wonder what he gives to the mistress i mean jesus giving that to the wife what do you who are you giving the good stuff to well i've had lots of men do very romantic things for me one time a man took me on a helicopter all the way to his own private island in the Bahamas.

And it was a pyramid. And there was a lady there who got us massages from girls who had golf hats on, but nothing else. And it was great. Unfortunately, he died. His helicopter went down. He died in his helicopter, flying back from his island, back to Palm Beach, died.

Their helicopter fell. God, that's been on the way home. So Stephanie is unpacking her presents. And meanwhile, the other ladies are coming in vans, and they're called Team No Sleep. And Marisol goes, you just see them passing orange trees, which are orange.

And they pass them, and Mario Sol goes, Are those limes? Oranges. The capital is known for its oranges. Also, oranges are known for orange. Orange is the new lime. Am I right?

So Lisa, they find out that Lisa is landing soon. And Alexia's like, you know, I love that Lisa is safe. But like, oh well, you know, Peter, I would have really appreciated if she would have sent us a text, but like not just saying anything had us really worried that she might actually be joining us. Like I was like, please don't make it on the trip. But she might, she's joining after all. We were so worried about her. Look how we acted.

the airport when we said, where's Lisa? And then we got on the plane and we left. So then, meanwhile, the other women, they've changed. They've spiffed up and they're now sitting at the hotel bar. And there's this guy named Oliver who works at the hotel. And he goes, I have to tell you, I am obsessed with Tomas. He is like your best employee of all time. And then we see that there's this guy, Tomas, who's basically like a butler who was in the room

with Steph. And she's like, okay, repeat after me, Tomas. No basic bitches. Okay, no basic bitches. Um, I hate to break it to you, but you're kind of the basic bitch of this group. You're not the rule keeper, Thomas. Just repeat it. He's like, no basic bitches. She's like, very good. Give them a raise. So then we go to Julie and Adriana going to a bar and Stephanie's there. And she's like, you guys, this is my first trip without Massoud. It is so hard. without being with Massoud. You know, like going down steps and not worrying if somebody's going to fall down them.

You know what I mean? It's really, really hard to get used to. And not having to read them to somebody? Difficult. It's just weird being on a trip and not being told that you're going to be going on another trip within the trip to go to Canada. It's just weird.

But she says the only other trip that she's had without Massoud was when she went to Columbia to get her boobs reduced. So I just love the way she continues to like brag when like she finds new and interesting ways to brag at all times like she has just such enormous boobs that they had to be reduced so she went to Columbia to do it yeah and why are you getting why are you finally getting an old man and getting your boobs reduced when the old man is starting to grow the boobs it just seems like

weird timing yeah well it's like you it's like conservation of mass like there can it's just you can't like it's a zero sum effect if his boobs get bigger yours must gets smaller. So she says, I don't like being away from my husband because I'm obsessed with him. I'm addicted to him. Like, I'd love his energy. I like, I'd love having him around me. Like, I like to tell him things. I like to go to lunch. I like to have breakfast. I like to have dinner. I like to cuddle with him. I like his presence around me all the time. Like, I give them five years. Yeah. Well, I'm sure you could have gone to a fabulous place with Massoud and had fun, but you chose to be with us. And thank you for that. Oh, yeah. There's so many feelings that need to be

discuss, but we need to move on and be friends, and while I do believe that Alexia should choose her words more wisely, I do not, not like her. Two grown-up women fighting about dog breeds is pretty funny, I have to say. It was so hilarious. Well, I think what it is is Napoleon

syndrome, because you go to sleep every night feeling very, very inferior, so you wake up in the morning and try to make yourself feel like you're superior, but in reality, every day you go to bed knowing you have self-esteem issues. And at this, funny is that when she was saying this i literally thought she was talking about herself at first because she's the short one he's the short one that's what napoleon complex is and that's what napoleon

yeah and then you start i start to realize oh she's saying alexia has a napoleon complex i was like do you know what a napoleon complex is and you're the napoleon here she just described herself and you know you need to make yourself superior but in reality it's your sister that are bitches right guys napoleon complex you need to make yourself feel superior like i don't know know, picking and choosing, he gets to go on a private plane with you. I don't know. And then bragging about all the Chanel gifts your husband sent you when he upgraded you to a presidential suite. Yeah, like, girl. Like for a moment, I thought she was being a self-reflective. I was like, I actually really appreciate that she acknowledges that she has

Napoleon syndrome. And then it's like, oh, no, her Napoleon syndrome is so bad. She actually thinks the taller person has it. I've never seen Napoleon syndrome be so ironic. So, Adriana's like, I'm like, who are you? Oh, so Julia tells, oh, so like the other girls come in to the bar, all the bus people. So they come in and Julia gets right, runs up off her seat to Alexia and she's like, oh, hello, get ready. We were talking about you, but have drink first. Have drink first because, ooh, who, girl over there talking about you.

It's going to be mad. It's going to be bad. Yeah. And note, her tone was not, oh my God, we were just talking about you. Her tone was, yeah. Ready. We were just talking about you. You need to have a drink first. There was nothing about that that was friendly or that was peacekeeping or was in line with everything else that Julia said this trip was supposed to be about. No, she was being a little kiss ass. Of course. She's running up to her like masters and giving them the information. So she can be like, oh, I was the one stunned up for you. Everybody else hates you. I guess I'm your best friend here. So, Alexis, well, I don't care. They can all go, fuck off.

What do you mean they were talking about me? I told you not to talk about me. But it wasn't me. I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about them not talking about you, maybe. And so Adriana sees this. And she's like, I'm like, who are you? Do I even know you?

Are you like a little puppy now? It's like she became Alexi's little bitch so eager to run to mommy. Just a small fact. Mommies are called mommies because the real word is mother, which is longer, but people shorten it out of affection for the woman that birthed them. And that woman died in helicopter. So Alexia, Alexia tells everyone that Lisa missed the flight and has landed in Madrid. And Larsa's like, like, I wish I would have like bet like on Lisa missing her flight like

because I would have made like a million dollars like. because I would have bet like a million dollars like and then well I guess I would have bet like 500,000 dollars like and then I would have won that back like so it'd be like a million and like X, Y, C and this and that.

She's going to be late to her own funeral girls honestly. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So Alexia goes upstairs with her group and Julie joins them and Stephanie is telling Larsa. We haven't been off the plane for two hours, and this is how Julia repays me. She doesn't even let me finish the conversation. She just goes in gossip. The one horrible,

disgusting move that she made that is one horrible, disgusting poor person, never going on a private plane again, move that she just made. I hope she enjoys Southwest Airlines. This is Stephanie who's like, this is how she repays me for me doing this for her when later on. She's like, I don't buy things for my friends to that way. Yeah. She repakes me. She got to go on a sponsored company old man jet. How dare she.

I'm taking back her old man pajamas. She got free branded Shoma Group pajamas. That's valuable. So, yeah, Adriana's like, yeah, she isn't, this is a new Julie. I don't know her. So then the other, the other ladies are toasting to each other. They're checking their rooms. Marisol, for some reason, is dressed like she's in a hazmat suit.

She's like an all white and she has like a little thing over her head. I think she thought she was going to Chernobyl. And then Julia goes... All right, everybody. Stop the process. I'm just looking for E.T. Give them up. Give them up.

We can go back to our day. Does anybody have a stockpile of stuffed animals? He likes to hide most. Well, I'm worried about radioactivity because the limes here are orange. That's scary. So, Julia goes back to the original group. And she's like, what have I missed? And Stephanie goes, Julia, I have a question for you.

What the hell were you thinking? She hasn't even been here for two hours and you have to go gossip. Gossip? I said, we were talking about you. Like, oh, we were talking about you. Like, but why would you do that, though, like? Like, why'd you do that like, like, like, though? It's like so disrespectful.

I thought we were friends. But did I tell her we were talking about? No, I said, we're, hi, we're talking about you. Have fun. Look at you. You are here. We were talking about you. Lies, lies, lies.

Okay, why are you stirring the pot? We just got here. You were the one that was like, this trip has to be fun. This trip has to be great. And you're already stirring the pot. It hasn't been 10 minutes. Like the pot hasn't even been taken out of the box yet. Oh, Stephanie.

No, no. Stir, stir. Stir. You know what? Stir away. Because guess what? I have the biggest fucking spoon, bitch. And I'll be stirring all fucking chat.

Oh, geez. No, literally, guys, I have, like, a really big spoon. Like, Massoud got it for me. It was actually hilarious. So when I was coming back from Columbia, when I had my breast reduced, he was like, I feel bad that you went on a trip without me. So when we flew back up to Canada, he found an enormous Montreal spoon. They call it Montreal spoon.

So I brought it back. It's actually the only one in the entire world. So I have a huge spoon. Oh, my God, I'll show you guys when you get back to Miami. Yeah, like, those are the ones you have to, like, look out for. The ones that are, like, doing all the dirty work, like, and then you're not knowing, like, Marisol. Marisol's definitely dangerous.

Also, you know what's dangerous, like, spoons. They're, like, really hard. Like, nothing stays on them. I keep putting them on. I keep trying to put food on there, and it just falls up. You need to turn the spoon the other way. oh yeah wow yeah spoons are scary because when I look at my reflection in and I'm upside down

that's like that's not right like so Julia is Julia's like Tiffany I like you but stop with the attitude please well I'd like you but then you go and you tell someone we were talking about them just because like the only thing we were talking about was the situation like you didn't have to go and tell her you know I have a you know okay okay I have a I have a prayer I'd like to say for Julia

Lord Baby Jesus protect us from people with hidden agendas as we strive to be genuine and others are not. Amen. And Julia's like, well, cheers too severe.

And she goes, well, cheers to finding out who are real friends. You're never going to see my money again. You're never going to see my showm again. So it's nighttime now. People are getting into glam. Marisol is, of course,

leaching off Alexia's glam. because it's Marisol and the guy's doing hairspray on or whoever it was was doing hairspray on her and Marrissol like, well God, be careful. We got hairspraying in my khaki.

Well, I'm glad you wanted to do this. Julie and I both want you to be distracted from thinking about Tadada. All right. Oh, yeah, I thought it was weird that Julia, as soon as she saw me, it was like, oh, we've been talking about you. Oh, no, that's Alexia.

I thought it was weird that Julia as soon as she saw me, was like, oh, we've been talking about you like I don't know if I like should be happy or like were they saying nice things now don't be so wicked and think the worst it was probably something great you know yeah yeah um then we cut to Larsa this is this is actually it's actually really fucked up but like the way it's treated on this show kind of cracked me up because it's so real houseless in Miami so Larsa's like in glam and she gets a phone call she like hello hello hello hello

That's part She was saying A different accent She goes Hello Hello Hello Hello

Hulu Hello Hello This guy keeps calling me From different numbers Saying I have a crush on you And I've like Blocked all these numbers

Instead I'm like What country are you from like I can like I can only reject him In like the language He's like Accustomeded it to

So like That's why I say hello In so many different languages Like Larsa is literally being stalked. And Stephanie goes, Larsa, are you dating anybody? Like, I don't care.

Like, this is a scary situation. And like, Stephanie just doesn't even, like, whatever. Are you dating anybody? Like, nothing crazy. Like, okay, I mean this in a kind, loving way. I just feel like maybe you should try and stay away from athletes for a couple of months and try a businessman or I don't know.

What about that guy on the phone who keeps calling you? I mean, I think stalkers could be a totally viable source of romance. I mean, he's making an effort. You know, and that's the important thing. No, but like, like, I'm open, but like, whatever, like, the universe, like, has in store like, you know, like, if it's rich and, like, has, like, a career and, like, sports, then, yeah, like. And then they show the guy that's doing their glam, but they don't give him a name. They're like, Cesar and Sammy or whatever. I was like, can they have their own identities?

Because we're only talking to one. And he's like, oh, you know what? I think that she likes being a milf, because if it was, if I was 25 or a 75-year-old, with the same bank account, who would you date? And Larson's like, but like, I can't, like, go to bed and like 8.30, like my love here. Like, I go to clubs. I like to stay out like all night like.

Stephanie's like, um, excuse me. We sometimes go out all the way as a 9.30. Okay, because only bad things happen after 10 p.m. Right. So Stephanie says that she doesn't have a guy for Larson yet because Larsa has strict requirements, aka they have to be athletes. And Larsa's like, I'm open to it. I mean, Steph wants to find me some.

in finance or like a builder or something like that. That's stupid. I don't like it. So, um, Larsa, Larsa's saying that she hopes that Julia doesn't go back and tell Alexia, everything where Alexia is feeling like she has to like come into this trip, like in a bad mood, which is too late for that. That ship has sailed. And Steph is like, well, you know what these people need to get used to? If you stir the pot, I'm going to stir the pot right back. And I'm going to flip the table right back on you. And I'm not going to stay quiet. It's like, wow, that's like a really big reaction for like, I don't know, like a normal day on housewives. You're going to need to scale it back a little bit there.

Yeah. So. The flamenca singers have been brought to dinner. And Lexi's like, hello, hello. I love flamenco. I love your work. Oh my God. I love you.

Come here. Give me a kiss. You know what you do? Flamenco. You know what you do? Put your foot down. That's what I'm trying to learn to do. thought, okay? So maybe you can teach me. Put my foot down. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. I did it. Give me a kiss. Come on. Well, this trip is

really important for Alexia because we've decided it is. And it's my duty to distract her and keep her off thoughts of Todd. I mean, so I hired this musician. He looks like Kenny G. But they call him, uh, um, they call him just like the crazy guy and the sings. And you know, uh, I want him to to start to give us a good mood to begin the trip with a bang you know well i want to say something personal about love i'd like to sing with my heart to alexia i would sing with my whole heart It's so good. It's so good. Oh, what you know, Peter is so good.

I want to know Peter, I'm crying. Alexia. I was. He was dying. He's like right in her face, like, oh, he's like sobbing. It's like, please, the love inside. Don't let it go. Oh, well, I'm crying in my khaki right now.

It's just so beautiful. Everyone's like trying not to laugh. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what, like, I feel like this is like a certain style of singing. So I was, I was watching trying to be respectful. Like, oh, this is probably just a local style of like incantation. But I was like, this is crazy. It was so funny because the drama, he was just so dramatic.

Oh my gosh. And the song he was singing was so funny. He's like, oh my God. The son you gave him. That man didn't understand your love. Ladies are cracking up. But Marisol and Alexi are both sobbing. Like, oh, my God,

they use me who I'm buying and find that this is being in a want. And I have to say like, everyone's trying to be respectful, but they cannot, they cannot hold their laughter. They are, like, dying inside of, like, Larsa. It's just, like, she's just

like, like, she's just trying to come for her mouth. Everyone's just, like, trying to be, like, chill. And they're like, ha! This guy was just so dramatic. And Larza's like, I don't like know what's like happening like. Like Alexia Marisota like crying. But like I don't feel like any emotion.

But yeah, do you ever feel any emotion? Like have we ever seen Larza with any emotion ever? I don't think Larsa feels anything anymore. I don't know if she has, I don't think sensation is something I think about with Lursa, there's a lot. So Marisol's like, well, I did not ask Danny to play that tearjerker. That was on his own. Holy crap.

Wow. My goodness, I was crying so much that my knees got lubricated. And then it ends and Alexi goes, Oleg. Oleg. So they applause and then caviar is served. And Julia's gives her speech, like, Welcome to Sevilleia. Civilia.

Civilia. We've put a trip together to welcome you all. We have had different reasons to be here. Me, scary God, babysitting children. Larsa, I don't know. She knows where she is. Stephanie, mean person, it's a mean place to go. But we wanted to make it special for you, Alexia.

And she goes, oh, you have, you have, that was so special. That was so special. I died inside and came back to life. Thank you, ladies. Thank you. Danny. I love you, Danny. I love you.

Don't change, Danny. You're a star. Smaller star, but still a star. You're in a consolation of stars. Okay? I'm like the moon of the stars. Okay. Okay, little dipper.

I love you, little dipper. I'm Ursa Major. You're Ursa Minor. Oh, my friends are my family. And like, the only reason I'm still standing is because of my friends. You know, so like, no matter what, if we have our differences, we come together and we support each other. except one person where's lisa where's lisa so she's like uh she's on a train because

oh well you know peter she missed the flight so she had to go to miami london london madrid to get on the train to civil i mean see a map and she's you know that lisa had a million bags and she went alone because these people the production was like we paid a lot of money for this flight and you just were like you just shrugged it off good luck you're carrying your own bags through planes, trains, and automobiles. They didn't even give her a PA. They're like, good luck. Hope you can make it.

And I like that Alexi is so dramatic. She makes every city twice. She's like, Miami, then London, London, Madrid, then she went to Madrid. And then from Madrid, she was coming from London. So then London, she went to Madrid. But then when she got to Madrid, she had to go on a train from Madrid to Seville,

from Madrid. It was like from Madrid to Seville. So it was like London, Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, London, Seville, Seville, Seville, Seville, London. It's like, okay, it's three places. So I can't even imagine little Lisa getting on a train with her luggage. She must be like, oh my God, there's so much luggage.

I'm just a little baby. I've got so much luggage. What is she going to do? What? What's she going to do? I think they think of the train as being this thing with like, it's like donkeys are on there, like people have bird cages, selling spices, like peasants and like beggars and everything. But reality is, I mean, if you have like more than one bag on a train, it is very stressful.

And you know that Lisa has like five giant suitcases. I really don't, I really don't know how she did that. I don't know how she did the train. How do you do that with so many bags and you're alone? Marce was like, oh my God, like she might end up in like Pooland. You're like Italy. What if she ends up in Pooleon? I would love it if Lisa ended up in Pooleand.

She said, well, I'm in Warsaw, everyone. So Adrian's like, I feel like she's praying at a price Just like that man who died in the helicopter No one wants to be on the train So Stephanie announces that tomorrow She's taking everyone to a luxury flamenco dress store Because they're going to get luxury dresses

Because she's steady And she knows this town too Because she's been here many, many times So she knows where the luxury flamenco's at But they have to have appointments To go into the store and like what happens if there's the Lisa appointment? So they decided that

they're going to give Lisa the last appointment of the day and if she makes it, she makes it, which makes me wonder if they're setting up some sort of drama that Lisa shows up last and there's like no more good like flamenco dresses left and she has a meltdown which I feel like will probably happen. Yeah, but like

I feel like it's rude like yeah, it is real and she needs to check in without a minute and why she checked in with us. Yeah, she needs to check in. That's what I always say. You know, I always say, you know, Peter, you've got to check in, you know? And then one time Peter didn't check in and Frankie Bizarre said, how could you not check in front of Frankie?

Come on. Come on. Come on. Alexia full on has like her nose up in the air. You know, when she, her impervious, impervious nose, whatever it is, Imperial maybe. She has her nose up. She's like, you got to check in. You have to check in.

Like, how do you not check in? If you don't, you have to check in. If you're going to be late, that's fine, but check in. You're not going to check in. Imagine me like last week at the preppy party wearing glasses right now. So you'll take me more serious. She didn't check in. When you're late for your friends who works so hard to organize a trip,

and by your friends working so hard, I mean people at Bravo, and your friends take all the credit for it. It is not the right thing to do. That is not right. You must check in. She thinks we are not important enough to make a call. Enough about Lisa, like, but like, we had the best time on the plane with Stephanie like.

I'm just so happy for you. Wow. A plane, a private plane. That was amazing. I enjoyed the tuna fish sandwich that somebody threw out of my head while I was getting my ankles shook out in TSA. So I'm glad you know. Yeah, we drank like, we danced like, it was fun like. I felt bad to split all of you guys up, but, you know, I did ask you first.

I did ask you, Alexia first. And Marisol was like, yeah, when we arrived, did you guys feel a weird vibe? Sorry, this lieutenant Marisol showing up to do Alexia's early work right now. So let's get the ball rolling on the fight. I felt it was weird, too, Kiki. Yeah, it was weird. I found that. Well, yeah, because then Julia came up and she said, you were talking about me.

So, yeah, she said that. You know, it would have been nice to get a heads up about it, you know, like maybe like a text or something, you know? Because you're supposed to get a heads up. She was like, she was like basically getting off her chest. Yeah, like the time I went to Columbia to get a breast reduction. I just like to get it off my chest. Oh, well, yeah. Well, you spent time getting to know the other girls, but you judge me from day one.

She was, that is not true, Alexia. Yeah, we'll at Marisol's party? I thought you were going to sit down and tell me how you couldn't take all of this, attack all of us, and it turns out you said all the hurtful defamatory lies. And how could you accuse me of belittling women to make myself better? Like, I know you guys, I know you're new, but these girls have known me for years. So you're just going to come into the group and change the dynamics and make me look or seem like somebody I'm not.

Okay, first of all, you're not going to tell me what dynamics I'm going to change and not going to change and be sorry you're offended, but sometimes the two. truth hurt napoleon i like stephanie taking a stance on which dynamics she's going to change you don't get to tell me what dynamics i'm going to change dynamics all i want to just who do you think you are i am stepney shojai she was bitch and i'm an lexia napola okay so there you're shojai i'm a napola so look at that let's see last name some more i think you're very insecure i think you're very insecure no no no no you have insecurity you're insecure yourself that's what i said about her She's insecure.

Oh, Alexia! Oh, I'm Alexia! I'm Alexia! When I tell you, even though it was all over the trailers, let me tell you, I cracked up with her thumping her chest, yelling, oh, mylexia! Oh, you know why? Because my confidence, it bothers you.

You know, thank you very much, because that's what happened. Look, my confidence hurts, okay? It's like, oh, yeah, jealousy hurts. What am I jealous of? What am I jealous of? What am I jealous of what? What? Just you need therapy.

You know, and when somebody comes in with, you know, youth and beauty and a lot more money, Alexia thinks she's a star and then that start and must might get threatened. And I think that might be a point of contention. It's like, why are you trying to start a problem with me? That's your tone of voice, okay? That's the tone of voice you take. And she goes, okay, then match my tone of voice. Oh, I'm matching it right now.

I'm matching your tone of voice right now, okay? So Julie's like, oh my God, what I have known, I would. start a crazy conversation, I never would have done it. I feel so bad. This is not what dinner is supposed to be about. This classic person who says something like that. And it's like, oopsie, I never would have known that one and I made it sound like they were talking shit about you that she would get mad. Guys, more from on, where does this go wrong?

Mary Sol, I have tried at every event to talk to Alexia. Do you remember the time I told her her husband was garbage? I mean, come on. It was like a hug. It was like a warm hug I was trying to give her. And I have reciprocated by calling me a chihuahua

will you take things too personally, my dear? It's like, you called me a chihuahua because you said I barked. It's like really hard to go to... Alexia's saying you think you take things too personal is funny. Like Alexia of all people. It's really hard to go toe to toe

with Alexia like, brutal really like but at like the same time like I don't think I've ever seen Stephanie this heated like like they're butt heads because they're like alpha. Like they're fighting about dog breeds like okay well why did you pick a chihuahua for me because you sound like one right now well why did you say i kiss i'm a kiss ass because you think you can buy friends with all your

riches she's like oh did i buy you did i buy you it's like you i'm sorry what did you say i couldn't hear this red light mask on hold on what you literally bought them and then when uh julia didn't do as you wanted her to do you said this is how you repay me implying that you paid for something first. Exactly. So Kiki's like, this is the most entertaining dinner. I'm on team Kiki. I'm enjoying myself so much. This is great. He's like, you are dangling carrots. You know what? Who's going to get on my jet? Oh, I don't care about fancy things like that. Okay, look, I'm friends with Mary. So she looks like a newspaper with a head on top of it. Did you see that when Stephanie was going around saying, did I buy you? Did I buy you? Did I buy you? Kiki goes, give me a

Birkenbag. She's like, I'm for sale. She's like, you can buy me. I'm for sale. So God, he's like, oh, what happened to let the good times roll? Spain knows we're here now. That's for sure. And Stephanie's like, Alexia, I will take this moment to be the bigger person. I genuinely like you. Okay. Can you tell? And I've not once said anything bad about you, except that you're insecure and shallow and stupid. Okay. But I was rut the wrong way. And that's it. Oh, you know what, but I was rubbed the wrong way, too. That's why. Because, like, I was rubbed the wrong way too.

That's, like, crazy. I was offended when you called me a kiss-ass because it didn't go in hand with calling me a big head 20 minutes earlier. So if you're going to insult me, they need to be consistent, Alexia. I need consistency, okay? But did it go hand-in-hand with you talking about Todd? Was that hand-in-hand with something? I don't even know what hand-in-hand means, but I'm going to say hand-in-hand because you said Todd was garbage, you know? The one comment I regret is calling him trash.

Because just because he is trash, doesn't mean to have to call him trash, you know? And she's like, I only called him trash because I'm trying to be on her team against the guy that she says she's breaking up with. So she's like, I'm just trying to say Todd sucks. It's just my way of saying it. And Stephanie's like, I'm not here to tell you what to do with your life. She was, but even like, you know what? Like I get it because like stuff that I've told you guys about my relationship. Like, you know what?

I'm so regretful, you know, because you say things out of anger and then it gets you girls mad. And I know you have my best interest at heart. So, like, what I'm trying to say, Stephanie, I love you. Like, we're best friends, right? And she's like, yeah, I love you too. Like, I can't even believe this. We're going to be the best friends. Yeah.

Like, we're going to be together forever. What the conversation turns so quickly. That's why I was cracking up. I was like, I love this show because they went so hard at each other. And then they're like, and Alexia is like, now they're fighting over how good friends they'll be like, you know, we're going to be good friends. No, we're going to be great friends. No, we're going to be great friends. No, we're going to love the way you look.

No, you are men's warehouse. So they cheer and everything's fine. So now it's 11.20 p.m. And Lisa arrives after nearly 24 hours of traveling. And she's like, uh, after traveling, which felt like weeks, months, years, decades, scores, millennia. I'm here. I'm here. I made it.

So, okay, what room am I, 125? What room is Mary? all because someone took my bags. I've had a long day. So she goes up and she's telling us her travel story. She says, it was so scary traveling alone. Like there was one point where I, no one spoke English in this train station. It was so scary.

And I had to lug my own bags because no one was helping me because no one knew what I was saying. It was so hard. People don't even understand hand motions at the train. I was doing this. Ah! Ah! So nobody helped me. It was crazy.

You're saying you've been living in Miami for like 20, years and you still don't know enough basic Spanish as someone to help you? That's so Lisa she doesn't even know how to say please like, help me, por favor like please come on Lisa so

although to be fair I live in Los Angeles but I have tried to learn in Spanish I just keep starting and stopping so now we so she goes up to Marisol in Lexia's room Marisol's like oh we were worried monkey

He finally made it. She's like, oh, it's fine. We're on vacation. But what happened to you? Pish Posh. No, typical monkey. When she does something wrong, she comes in with games. Look at her Pish Posh games.

That's some fun. She says Pish and she says Pah. I mean, she's just ridiculous. So Alexi's like, but you know what? You coming late? That was so rude and disrespectful to us. Like, really? I was so bad.

That was like really, really bad. Honey, we're not doing that right now. We're not doing that. it. I was on a train. It was disgusting. I saw so many maids on there. Oh, look, that's narcissism right there. You know what? At least take accountability. And Lisa's like, I don't want to do this. I came to say hi to you guys. The first thing I did was come to there. How do you? Well, help us help you. Because everyone's past. So you're going to have to deal with it tomorrow. I have my reasons. Okay. And that's that. Yeah, but like, why not text the girls and tell us your reasons? Like, hey, I'm on the flight, you know, narcissistic behavior, narcissism. It's like, I can't, I can't get into it with you because I need some time to figure out what my cover story is to make you guys all feel bad for me. But it's been like 24 hours and you're like, he, he, ha, ha, you know, the girls are very, very mad. You know, they feel like you're very disrespectful.

You're not even going to get pajamas, whatever that is. Sasumi, okay, I didn't hurt anyone. What did they lose? They had dinner at the hotel. Everyone's very offended monkey. Okay, well, they can deal with it tomorrow. and fuck them, because when they understand what's really going on, they'll feel like

assholes. And that's all I'm going to say about that. Let me give you a hint. It has something to do with Lenny! I guarantee you nothing significant is going. No. I guarantee it. But I don't need a whole fight of yelling at Lisa for being late. I mean, she paid the ultimate price,

which is having to travel alone with all of her bags on three different like the three different cities and taking 24 hours. So let's say, you know, she suffered. She suffered enough. Well, everyone, let it be. Thank you all for being here. We will be back with Orange County, and we will catch you all on the next episode.

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