Watch What Crappens - #2970 RHOC S19E06 Part 1: New OLA, Old Tricks

Episode Date: August 15, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recap!The Real Housewives of Orange County take on another day in New Orleans and then they take on Tamra, who runs away drunkenly crying and quits after one of her evil plans backfires. It’s glorious. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I think that's it for now, right? Sure, sure. I don't remember. You know what? Like, I don't remember. We watched two Housewives shows last night. and they were both amazing. So I'm just astounded that I have any functionality left

because I feel like I was flattened by them because they were so fun. They were so good. They were both so good and the SLC trailer. Okay, but before we start, I have some personal stuff I need to talk about. So I am in Los Angeles right now. This is my front door in Texas.

Okay, it's my Texas spot. Got it. Some guy showed up today, ranked the doorbell. So, of course, I got the thing. Can I tell you this guy is adorable? I didn't get his face. That's probably good. You're not supposed to show random people's faces, right? Okay, so we don't get his face. Trust me, he's hot. I was like, what is this person doing at my door? I'm assuming selling something because he's wearing like a shirt with brands on it. But then he like picked something up at the door and walked off. And I was like, what did he pick up? Like, did I have a package? Is he stealing a package? So now I'm showing you, it's a bowl on a plate on a tray. Do you see this? It's a bowl on a plate on a tray. And it looks like,

Cheesecake? Is it cheesecake? But now that I look at it, I can't believe I'm calling this person. It's food. It's food. And I'm looking and, but now I'm saying he's hot, but now that I'm looking, I'm wondering if it's the neighbor's son who's now a teenager and I'm calling some teenager hot. I'm so sorry if I sound like a petto. I'm not a petto.

But now that I've made it this big, I'm like, uh, maybe that's the neighbor's son. So maybe the neighbor dropped off cheesecake for you to be like. hey Ronnie we made cheesecake do you want to have a piece and then you never answered the doors that went and retrieved it oh well that makes this all much less exciting i thought a hot person showed up at my door with cheesecake now it's just the neighbor's son making me taste his dad's get the fuck off my doorstep i'm on g lp ones what are you thinking what kind of neighbor are you send over a hot person and a thong with that how dare you i'm gonna have those i'm calling the H-O-A.

H-O-A-T-O-G-O. Well, I'm actually really glad I brought this up with you because I was going to spend the whole day like, oh, my God, someone's in love with me. Some hottie just shut up with cheesecake. Fucking neighbors. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's always very exciting when there's like a hot delivery person. There once was like a postmate who was so hot.

I like took a picture. I was like, Dom, look at this person. came and delivered a burrito today and I have it somewhere I have the screenshot somewhere I wish I I don't know maybe it's in the ring archive somewhere because he was like hot and he knew he's like in a tank top and he like smiled at the ring cam I was like you know what you're doing yeah he's like hey possibly the house of Steven Spielberg I'm available for acting that's right like Steven Spielberg who now lives in a townhouse so anyway the

Point is, whatever it was that you were supposed to add to the intro, I don't remember what it was. I just received my coffee from Starbucks because my French press broke this morning. And by it broke, I dropped it. So I'm like, I'm, I'm ramping up with the coffee right now. I have to say this episode of Orange County was so good. It was so good. Even Gina had a good moment. Was it just last week where I was ranting about how every single season, I say, I'm like, I'm like, oh, can we just get out of Gina? And then she does something good. And I say, you know what? She's earned her keep. I'm refusing to do that this time. But good God, she was really good last night.

I was shocked. Well, I don't know if she's earned her keep because it's years and years and years of keep. But she has earned her keep. She's earned her in my respect for at least an episode because, yeah, last week on Crappy Hour, I think we both went completely off on Gina and Emily. And now, you know, look at, look at Gina. I was very impressed. Look at Gina. You know, you have to give credit where credit is due.

Does she make me crazy? Sure. Will I say it every day still? Sure. But give credit where it's due. She is due credit. Very nicely done, Gina. I'm proud of you.

Keep that energy. Keep the energy. She really, it was like a different thing. And keep the energy. You know what I mean? She, she, I feel like we've never really seen the side of her where she basically was like, she came in authority. And was like, you are not allowed to do this at my table, which may explain because last night, I definitely had a dream where I was at a party and there was a terrible gay there. And he was being so mean to me. But I was like, I don't care about this guy. I'm just going to. And I was sitting at a table with a bunch of people and they're like, you just have to get to know him. And I told him off from from the entire table. I forgot what I said. It was such a good. It was also such a good telloff. I was like, I became Gina in my dream. And I was like, you know what? Go fuck yourself. I mean, it was more than that. Because that's a very big.

But it was so good and I wonder did Gina incept me? Should I be alarmed? I'm over here like, was the terrible gamey? No, no. Because I dressed like I got told off by somebody to dinner party. So I think I might have interested you. No, this is like a Like Ben, just you'll get used to him.

You'll get used to him. I do a podcast with him every day for 13 years. I'm used to him. No, this guy was like a floppy. It was like a floppy gay with like a scarf and was just like giving me evil eyes. It was just being so mean to me. And then I was like, you think that you do da, blah, blah, blah, but I don't say, I can't even do it in real life. A floppy gay with a scarf.

It was terrible. And I told him off. I was like, this is my table. You came in here with your one eye clothes and you're slashed. You are being rude. You're being rude right now, Tamara. Okay. And we, I also have to say, okay,

Hmm. Listen, we talked about it. Gretchen Rossi, bad tweets, bad social media. Uh, I am compartmentalizing. I'm telling you this all right now. I'm compartmentalizing. You can come at me however you want. Gretchen was fucking great this episode too.

She was too. She was too. I don't care because guess what? Gretchen is the one whose tweets we found. We all know half, three quarters, the real. housewives are not aligned. I will say they're not aligned with me politically, okay? And I cannot go on a witch hunt every single time. Okay, I've just accepted it and I'm moving on. Gretchen was fucking great this episode. And she had a moment, which we're going to get to, and you know the

moment that it is, that when she said that one thing, I was watching, I literally went like this. Yeah. Well, listen, I've, I've always said, Gretchen, if you come for Tamara as hard as you come for a trans and gay rights you're going to do well you know and she did she did so she did also there's a difference between disagreeing with someone politically and being pissed that someone is liking the hateful shit that she's liking so you know I can disagree with people politically but that's like that's a little different you know I was just being I was saying it politely to be like you know these people so many of them have liked and supported um causes that um are in cross purposes to like um the rights that i support uh that people i believe yes so um i'm

i'm accepting that but i'm also like like though i'm still embracing my entertainment i'm embracing my stories and um well you listen even people we don't like and do well and i think it's important to be able to when we do this show to be able to say even our favorites are wrong sometimes and even our villains are right sometimes. And this time our villains were right. I mean, I was like, yes, Matt, go. You go, girls. So let's.

Matt go, girl. You Matt go, girl. So here we go. We start at dinner, at the end of dinner in New Orleans, the dinner where Heather got coffee bucockied by Joe the waiter, and there was some ghosts. That was such a fun dinner, wasn't it, ladies? That was very, very fun. I was like, it was so fun, yeah. Sounds like, is this, um, bourbon? Listen, can I drink this street? Can I drink the street? She's just up against the wall, just trying to drink the wall. So, uh, they're walking down

Bourbon Street, which you know Heather hates, because the truth is, I think anyone over a certain age, maybe I'm going to say 24, hates Bourbon Street. And especially if you are like a fancy, schmancy person like Heather DeBrow, you are not into Bourbon Street. She's doing her like, poor person, fun down for everything. I held pizza on the street once in New York persona. She's like, oh, look at this. It's a hurricane. It's a beverage in a tall glass. This is hilarious, and you get to keep the glass as a souvenir, and when you go home, you can beat your maid with it. Fun. Fun. I was traumatized on Bourbon Street when we were in New Orleans. We were there at like three in the morning. Oh, yeah. People were so wasted, including us.

We'd been walking around and parading all day, and we were with a group of friends. And we went to this place. It was packed full of people. I mean, it really was biblical. Harold's. Howards? It was just like biblical Sodom and Gomor.

I mean, I don't know. It was like demons with drunk, you know, crazy demons everywhere is what I was seeing. And this one guy was standing,

he was like, obviously cracked out of his mind, kind of dancing. And he was like, I miss my mom. Like he came right up to me when I miss my mom. And just drunkenly,

I was like, caller, you know? And he like came for me with his eyes, satanic like raging at me. It was like a demon from hell. And I barely got away. I was traumatized. I mean, and then they tried not to seat our party. And then I let them have it. I pulled the G and I was like, you will not be rude to my party. And then they sat us. And everyone was like, Jesus, you were so nice 15 minutes ago. I was like, ah, the crazy party did something to me. that that um that guy who like went to monica on you he was actually on the news a few months ago

um he was like i just saw hather de brough on bourbon street and i am traumatized Heather actually scared everybody scary off bourbon street it's safe now guys it's totally it's safe for ronnie yeah no we went to that um we went to that restaurant and i remember there was there was someone at her table who made a scene do you remember that Me. There was a no, it was a girl. They're like they did not have a certain like they didn't have like a shrimp, a shrimp and she was so mean to the waiter and I was really and there were drunk people. Yes. It was something like that and there were drunk people everywhere. It was chaotic. It was so wild. That's such a funny night. Yeah. It wasn't your friend. It wasn't your friend by the way. It was someone else entirely. Oh no. That's like Robin is that girl and she's so chill. She would never. She was great. I loved her. She was really cool.

There was just some other person at our table. I don't know how they. We ended up with all these people because it was a parade day and Robin knows she lives there. So she knows all these people. She was taking us like from house to house member. We were going like house party along the parade route. So we got to go into all these cool New Orleans places looking over the parade route. We met all these crazy New Orleans people.

Oh, my God, it was an amazing night. Yeah, and so we ended up with this big rag tag group at the end. We had no idea who anybody was. It was wandering the streets. We were basically like doing Heather Debrough before Heather Debrough was doing Heather Debrough. So Heather is like just pretending like she's not absolutely repulsed by everything going on on the streets. And it's just like total chaos everywhere.

And then like some people wind up on a balcony. So we have Emily, Gina and Tamara and Katie are on a balcony. And this is like one of these things where we're seeing them do having activities. But this is also a previously on the Real Housewives. thing. So there's like lots of flashbacks interspersed with their chatter. Yes. So, Gina's like, so how are you feeling about Shannon? Because I feel like it's good. It's good. And Tamara's like, well, and then we see flashbacks of, you know, all this stuff. Like, how could Shannon throw away our friendship? And Shannon being like,

just because I hugged Tamara, doesn't negate all of the attacks. And all this good stuff. And then we see the attacks like Tamara calling Shannon an alcoholic and a drunk and a stupid person and then we go back to the present and Emily is like they're not good they're just coexisting and um get you saying how like oh well Shannon just hates me now so it's taking it off of you Tamara she's like yeah she does hit you and then we see a flashback to the party where Shannon goes how dare you record me that girl is worse than Alexis Bellino. She is worse than Earl the Pearl and he doesn't eat vegetables.

Worse than Tamara Judge. Well, we are done. We are done. Well, one thing I know about Shannon, she gets upset about something and she'll hold on to it forever, forever, forever. That's also because you tend

to get in her ear and restoke the fires of her rage every single time. I love that Tamara's like, oh my God, she got mad about one little thing, and she's still mad. You chased her around calling her a stupid drunk all season. You never let up all season. She's like, what? What do? What do you? Tamara, who, like, ridiculed Shannon to her face and called her an alcoholic a million times. It's now like, oh, whatever. And then meanwhile, it's like,

Katie, you, like, had an interaction with a blogger, which, by the way, I found out about by interacting with other bloggers. How dare you? Like, that's the thing that actually bothers her the most. Yeah. I just heard from some sources. Who type a lot on the Internet. Yeah, your sources are totally bloggers for sure. So, yeah, Emily's like, well, I don't like her dictating Jen's relationship with you.

That's for sure, because Katie shouldn't have any saying that. Tamara's like, yeah, I don't like that. No, she's not dictating Jen's relationship with anybody. Jen hates Tamara because Tamara is horrible to Jen and always has been and is currently passing around fatty photos, fatty photos, fatty photos. Oh, they're so fat walking. Couldn't even print them. They needed to get a bigger printer. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. It's your man, Nick Cannon. I'm here to bring you my new podcast, Nick Cannon at night. I've heard y'all been needing some advice in the love department.

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or subscribe on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcast. Want to watch episodes early and ad-free? Join Wondery Plus right now. And then we see a flashback of Shannon, a Jen saying, Well, Shannon told me, you better not rule on me. well I mean why would I ever do that I can just walk over you instead and she said no I mean that's a metaphor and I said I'm not following so then um we go back to present and Gina's like you know what with Gretchen at least like she seems like reasonable and like she wants to like

move forward with you camera and we see like a flashback of Gretchen saying that she's been praying about it and she's been asking God to change her heart of the subject and God said I said, new number, who does? Yeah. If you were really praying and God was really listening right now, God would say, why are you wearing a bow in your head? You're 50. Take the bow out of your head.

Okay, baby Jane, take it out of your head. You look like a baby trying to be Jackie Onassis and baby Jane at the same time. Stop it. Change. God's like, if I wanted to have you have a change of heart about Tamara, I would have done it many years ago. I made you come back on this show for a reason.

God's like, I got something to do on Thursday at 8 o'clock. So get to it. God does not lead people to go on real housewives. He just doesn't. I'm sorry. Did you say God does not need people to go on real housewives? He does not lead people. God's not like, you know, here's how you're going to fulfill my plan.

Go on television with Bose. That'll stop everything bad in the world, you know, no. No, God does not, although you don't tell Whitney Rose that. Because you know who'd made the real housewives? The Lord did. I can't. So, Jean is like, yeah, she's reasonable.

And, yeah, Gretchen prayed. So then we see flashbacks between Tamara and Gretchen fighting. And Emily's like, well, you're working on yourself, Tamara. You're going to therapy. I mean, just prove for people that you can be different. That's all you really need. Oh, my God, look what I've got in my purse. A bignet.

This is hilarious. America. So now we're in the hotel, and Gina, there's a train going by, and Gina's like, hi, she's waving to the train, which, I don't know, I feel like there's a metaphor in there somewhere. It's like, Gina just, like, waving at some inanimate object of barreling beyond her. Gina's like, guys, I ain't heard about a puppy parade. It's basically something we should get involved in because it's like a parade

that's full of dogs. The Doreen had returned to a kill show. yeah it's a puppy parade and then we um there's someone in robin on the phone uh or barkus the organization is called barkus um which reminds me a lot of the workist twins um it's like imagine a workus parade it's like both But they're dogs. It's all the dogs. The barqueoussons. So this lady's like, we're not just a puppy parade. We're one of the biggest dog parades on earth.

I'm like, okay, Robin. Okay, Rob. Okay, relax, Robin. Okay, sorry to offend you. She needs a little bit of a hobby here. We're not just a puppy parade. We're a lifestyle. We are not only just a puppy parade, not even just a dog parade, we are the biggest parade in America.

Okay, Robin, you just need to settle down here. Robin's really into that puppy parade. And Emily's like, well, I have three dogs. I should be in a puppy parade. We want to do it. And Robin's like, we would love to have you. Welcome. The biggest parade in the world with really no, no, no,

criteria to reach to be in the parade. Just call us on a random parade day and join us. Yeah. So then Jan Gina and Gretchen and Heather get on a trolley and they're just loving it. And Heather's like, so where are we going? Also, does anyone know, does this trolley have another level up maybe with bar service? Just wanted it. No.

No. Okay. Is there service on this trolley? Because mama can use a little drink. We're going to go to the French market. And then there's a dog parade. And so Gina decided that today is the day that she wants to have some fun. Because, you know, every other day in vacation, you plan to be utter hell. And so she's strategically chosen to have my very mentally tough friend, Emily, take one for the team and go with the troublemakers.

I'm going to have a little fun at lunch and I'll see you again, bitches. Good luck. So the troublemakers are Katie, Tamara, and Shannon, also known as the people that are the most entertaining on the show, I'd like to add. And then, well, maybe not Katie. I send all the ratings to the other trolley. Yeah, exactly. So then they're in a car and they're talking about, I guess, last night.

And Tamara's like, Shannon, honey breezes from falling off the cock? And we see that last night they were riding a mechanical bowl. and it was the bull was called a cock which doesn't really make sense because cocks are roosters, but maybe it was a mechanical rooster that they she fell off of. I don't know

but they're very excited to say cock a bunch of times. I looked at bull cock and it says bull penis walking canes so I don't know if that's something you can buy guys. I tried bull's penis so you don't have to. Oh actually that's on Real House House of Miami I think

they actually do that. Bull penis canes. So there's a cane that's shaped like a bull penis that you could buy. So that's something. So I'd like to thank Shannon for bringing that to my life. But yeah, Shannon falls off. And then we see Katie alone in a car, which I feel like is going to be the rest of Katie season. Talking to Matt on the phone.

And she's like, so I just headed out with Shannon. Like, I mean, we're supposed to go to Cafe Dumont. And Shannon walked in. And she's like, I'm not going if she's going. And so we see this happen And Shannon's like, I'm not comfortable right now And I will not be around you And I'm not going if Katie's going

I don't care if there are donuts I'll go somewhere Wait donuts you're right Okay Katie you're going somewhere else Okay you're not coming in the donut Okay I would like to take a vote On whether or not Katie should come with us If all in favor say Ben Ye and all again say

Ben Ney Okay Ben Ye is when Katie you're out So I love that like God forbid that Shannon like eats a small fried square of bread with powdered sugar in the presence of Katie. She's like, I do not feel comfortable whatsoever because she may record me with powder sugar

all over my face and that would be mortifying. So Katie's like, whatever. I don't need to get this bignet here. Yeah, she's like, I wasn't going to eat that anyway. So you've got Shannon who refuses to talk to Katie for recording her, but Shannon's totally fine with hanging out with Tate. camera who told every

blogger on earth about Shannon being an alcoholic and then got and then threatened pictures from Alexis Bellino's phone against Shannon's priorities are a little odd I have to say

so Katie's basically telling Matt like whatever I'm going to go with the other group of girls and she's like Katie even says basically what you just said she goes I mean you've been around Alexis who is suing you with her boyfriend for $75,000 And I can't eat a goddamn bignet with you. Give me a break.

So then we go back to the trolley and Jen's asking, Gretchen, everyone, how they felt by last night? And Gina's like, you know, it was so good to have a night where it was like fun. But like, you know, like I spent a lot of time hearing your frustrations, Jen. Like, and now your frustrations and everything, Gretchen. And like, are we ever going to address any of those things, you know? Yeah, because Gina is going to make sure while she's saying she wants to have the fun bus for the day.

She's also like, but you're still going to fight with Tamara later, right? Okay, we've all got that. We're still on the agenda, right? And Heather says, well, you know, Tamara said, you know, were you not in the room when she said

she really wanted to talk to you? I mean, Tamara is trying. Tamara is a good person now. I know Tamara's been terrible. I know, but underneath it all, she's a good, good toaster. And then we see a flashback to Emily saying they need to have a sit down and Tamara saying okay that's that's all it was yeah

for Tamara being a good person Tamara can't wait to make up with you everything is water under the bridge 12 years ago she said I cannot wait to make up with Gretchen and then the flashback do you want to meet up with Gretchen yeah yeah but you know you have to be friends with her now because she's in a very emotional state because of toddy okay um who's that toddy her little friend that she does the radio cast

thing with on the YouTube you mean Teddy Teddy Melanchamp I don't know who you're talking about she's um a lady I think she heard her ankle or something Tamara's very upset about it something about trying to go up some stairs I don't know I don't know who this woman is

but I did get her dress, and I sent her a bowl, and I said, here, you can send this to Nobu and see what it feels like to be a wealthy person. Enjoy. I don't know who she is. Sounds poor. Can Tamara catch a break, guys? So, Gina's like, well, I mean, it seems like a good opportunity to make some progress. So Gretchen's like, well, I'm kind of be optimistic about a possible reconciliation with Tamara. But the Bible is very clear because there's a commandment to forgive. So basically, this is a biblical moment I'm going to have with Tamara. Oh, God, you were so phony with your fucking Bible every two seconds. Give me a break. You married Slade, first of all, who was terrible.

And speaking of people being right, you know, terrible people being right, Tamara wasn't really completely wrong about you and Slade. So I don't want to really really. really hear about all of that when you have that history with Slade and his son, ma'am, keep it to yourself. So the trolley arrives at the French market, and Heather's like, ooh, should we get a drink? Look, there's maids everywhere to bring us something. It's like, um, those are people shopping at the market. I'm not sure I understand.

People voluntarily go and just shop for the groceries for their employees, employers. I was hoping that this is where I could purchase some French people. They're very, very good at setting out cutlery. So, Gina wants to get a strawberry smoothie, and Heather's like, ooh, with no booze. So a virgin strawberry smoothie, and also two almond breezes, Garsan. We are some wacky ladies, are we not? I love being young, hip, and very carefree. Yeah, I feel like it would be sacrilegious, not to eat a bignet anymore,

so we're going to do me. So they order some bignets, and then Gina, is, Gina says, I could not be here that Tamara's not here to catch me in my fatty photo.

I'll just take all the bignades you got back there. So then we go to Tamara and she's walking with Shannon and Emily and Tamry's like, whoa, right there,

right there. That's what Teddy and I sat right at that table. Oh, I know. This was like four weeks ago. So she's like, oh my God.

Last time I was at Cafe Jamange, it was probably four weeks ago. I was here with Bronwyn and Teddy Which I did not realize about That Bronwyn was also in the mix In these trauma flashbacks She's like Which Bronwyn was it?

It was I think it was Bronwyn Bron Bron Burke or Bronwynndham Or whatever Bronwyn's name is these days I think it was her Look at Bronwyn Never forget She was always an ardent Tamara defender We saw it with her eyes

So Tamara's saying that they Right there they were eating Benyyes. And then after that, that's when Teddy found out about her cancer. So it's a bittersweet feeling for her because it's like the last sort of moment of innocence, I guess you could say. So Tamarik orders some Benyets and, you know, she's, then they go off and they eat that she and, well now she, Emily and Shannon go off to eat their Beny's on like a bench. So that means that Emily gets to be wacky. She's like, oh my God, I've got sugar all over me. Isn't this crazy? And she's like shaking. like oh sugar i'm really so wait they all just went to cafe dumond why'd they all have to go

separate no the french market people went and got bignets at the french market oh come on keep your food separate like if you're going to go to separate places get separate things because it confuses me in my head yeah because it's like a lot of bignets just a lot of bennies i feel bad Because we could have all gone as a group of babies, and we did it be a good baby. So Emily is like, look at me, now I'm covered in sugar. She shakes and like pig pen just like dusts of sugar come off of her. And Tamara's just looking at her like, disgusting. It's no one over here.

So then with Shannon, say it again? So it's like Jack's's bedroom. Yeah, it's like Ali Sheedy shaking off her head in, breakfast club and all the dandruff falls off. It's the snow in the picture. So Shannon's like, I mean, what am I going to do with Katie? What am I going to do? And Emily says, you know, just being different.

But she irritates me. And they all laugh at her. And then meanwhile, with the other girl, the other girls, Heather's like, do you think you and Torkas will get married, Gina? Travis? Who? My boyfriend, Travis. Don't know him.

Do you think you'll marry that poor Harry person? that you're living with and squalor. I don't know. I mean, everyone keeps asking me there, and I just, like, don't know. I'm like, do people keep asking you that? Do they? Anyway, do you need to get married? I'm married.

I mean. And there's like, is it important to the kids? Because if it's not important, would they be interested in, I don't know, a role in the Dubro estate, I don't know, washing silverware or doorknobs? Do they have to be available for your wedding? What about you, Jen and, and Joan's like, I feel like kind of like you. Like, I just, I don't know if I,

if I would have to be married again, but I think it's more for the kids and for Ryan, just because he wants to jerk off to me in a wedding bikini. Something I do. Whose kids with this before? My kids. You have children? Yeah.

Like, when you say that, do you mean, like, doggy children or, like, houseplants? Oh, I've got, like, six children I'm not sure I follow you have children how did you afford that that's crazy

so Jen is going through her thing like oh my God what if I get married and it doesn't work out I mean oh God thank God I'm married to someone completely stable like a fuck boy who's next door to list next door to Jack Tripper and

seem certainly ready to settle down What could go wrong? Has paint on his denim. Yeah. So then Katie shows up and Gina's like, why? Where did you come from? She's like, damn it, I don't like Katie here. And Katie's like, well, I was supposed to go eat Bennier's at Cafe Dumont.

And then Shannon said, I'm not going if she's going. And I feel safe around her. I don't feel safe around her. So I was like, well, I don't need to go. It's okay. You guys can go. And it's, by the way, Ronnie, reading this back, I was like, you know, it was sort of surprising to me because it felt like at the end of this episode, it felt like everyone turned against Tamara.

And it was sort of surprising to me, because it seemed like all season, everyone was very pro-Kady. I'm sorry, anti-Kady and pro-Tamra. And it's been frustrating. And I was surprised that there was this pivot. And I'm realizing, oh, here's why there was the pivot because Tamara essentially indirectly, like,

did not stop. They're blaming Tamara for having Katie come over to ruin their side of the trip. Like, wait a second. We're not supposed to have Katie. This is Tamara's fault. Tamara could have shut this down as she did it. Down with Tamara.

Well, they also made the mistake of sent, you know, Tamara made the mistake of sending Katie over to the, letting Katie go over to the enemy side where she could, you know, cavort with them before dinner and like lay the groundwork of how terrible Tamara is, which no one really needs to lay that groundwork because Tamara is terrible. But also Tamara just showing up wasted and Tamara get caught, getting caught yet again in some bullshit that everybody knows is just, Tamara bullshit did not help

her. You know, Tamara really got herself fucked over in this episode. She really It was amazing. So Katie is there and Heather goes, so they all just got up and left you by yourself. Are we allowed to do that? We can do that. I've spent three seasons and I could have done this to

Gina all this time. Let's do it right now. Okay. Let's try it. When my authentic preline arrives, just Have them send it to the hotel. I'm leaving right now. But this is ridiculous.

I mean, Shannon has the right to be pissed, but Shannon's coexisting in this trip with Tamara. Tamara, the worst person on the planet. So what is she thinking? And Shannon is telling us, oh, really? Really? There is no comparison between that one and this one. Come on.

I mean, can't you just coexist with Katie for the sake of the trip? No, no, no. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. That is not going to happen, America. So now it's time to shop.

Let's go shopping. One group goes shopping. And Emily is still on the bench talking to the girls. And she talks about how she saw Jen the other day. And we went horseback riding. And she told me that you Shannon keep telling her, don't roll on me. Don't roll on me. Like roll on Tamara.

And Shannon's like, roll. Roll on me. Hey, don't rule on me. Don't roll on me. Roll. I was, I was, I was, I was merely quoting my favorite singer, Steve Woodwood. Roll with it, baby. Badoop, right?

Anyone? No. So Shannon's like, I was saying, don't take the roll from me. Do not take the last row of that is my role. I was merely saying, I have some rolloes and please don't take them. Okay, they're a lovely snack. Wait a minute, like you're trying to get people to turn on me. Is that what she's saying?

And Shannon's like, well, I would never say something like. that. Well, she meant don't fuck me over and go make up with Tamara is what she meant. Oh, wait, Shannon, you never said that? And Shannon's like, oh, I, well, I've, I've talked to her about my relationship with you. And what happened between us last year, I don't think I will ever forget. I will never, ever forget that thing that happened that time. I don't remember it right now, but it was horrible. And it was a lot for me. I was in a very low point. I had just been assaulted by a house. A house. How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? I I will never forget what you did to me, Tamara.

Never for the rest of the days that I'm alive. I will never forget, which is why I am 100% on your side today. So, Tamara, I was at a very low point. And two of you at one time called me a drunk. There's only one of me, Shannon. Well, you were two that day. It's like, well, I can tell you. I understand how you feel that way.

And that's why I don't really drink that much anymore myself. And Tamara says, yeah, here it comes Tamara's storyline. I've learned that alcohol is not really good for me. It's really, alcohol is very difficult when you're on the spectrum and having one drink, okay. But if I go past that, that's when it gets nasty and dirty. And I say things that I don't mean. And my goal is to have conversations with people with no alcohol in me, bitch. She goes, and you won't see me wasted ever, ever, you're never going to see me wasted again.

everybody. That's it. Me, Tamara Barney, sober kind of person in New Orleans. The best place to go sober suddenly. And Shannon's like, well, you know, I did have a good time last night getting fucked up with you. She's like, well, can you let it go, Shannon? We have a 10-year friendship, a 10-year friendship. And we know what Tamara's doing. This is what Tamara does every time she's rallying the troops to come stick it to somebody, you know? She suddenly starts coming up to people like, why aren't we friends? I just don't understand it. We've always been such good friends.

Okay, now go suck Katie on fire. Here's the match. You know, I, I, I just, I, Tamara, I, I just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I just, I, I, I, I, I, I just can't jump back me. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't jump back in, Tamara. I can't do it. But she does, immediately, because Shannon's a wuss, and she does it every damn year. Like, like, right at that moment, she jumps back in. And she says, I don't like fighting, but I'm not going to, but I'm not going to, but I'm not

I can roll over either, or roll on it as Jen C says, right? It will not be hurt by you again. I can't bathe my hair. Yes, it's such lovely hair. I love you, I've read it too, I love you, I miss you, so much, Shannon, you said to be such good friend to me, but let's go ahead, you want to keep on the street, come out, Shannon, love you, Jane.

I am a little bit. I know, it's so obvious. I'm hopeful that Tamara's apology is authentic and we're not screaming at each other. We're coexisting and let's just, let's just sit with that. Also, when I was sitting with that, I accidentally sat on my bengay. So, does anyone have an extra one? Just curious. Here comes one right now.

So the other girls are shopping around and Katie's like, that's what we need. There's sage and Heather's like, um, a child holding sage. All right, put the child in the back trunk of the Uber. You know what? They're easier to train when their brains are still stretchy. Oh my God, sage. Oh, finally. I can put my maid in this.

What? Oh, you said sage. I thought you said cage. Never mind. And Dean was like, oh, my God. It's a snow globe. I can get him from my daughter. Who buys a snow globe on vacation?

Like, especially with a real housewife suitcase packed full of shit. You can't just put snow globes full of water in suitcases. Are they even allowing that now? Like, why can't I bring toothpaste onto a goddamn plane, but you can carry around a snow globe full of what looks like drugs? I feel like a snow globe is a double infraction. It's a triple infraction.

It looks like drugs. There's, I'm sure, more than 2.5 ounces of liquid. And on top of that, you could crack that open and become a sharp glass and a weapon. So down with snow globes on a plane. So then we see a flashback of Gina telling Gretchen and Jen about Tamara talking about a former fatty photo. So it's fatty photo time, guys. And Jen's like, oh, my God, this was driving me nuts in the trolley. I just felt like, you know, Heather's trying to stand up for Tamara.

I'm like trying to defuse this situation. And we see a flashback. And Jen's saying, well, if someone came up to me. called me a single white female she didn't call you a single white female to me anyway that movie starred bridget fonda who was thin and gorgeous can we just take the gift to where they come and then um then we see a flash like heather's like she never said to me that you're a single white female and then we got a flashback within the flashback you know what i call her i call her a single white female she seems like a single white female to me bad

Well, whatever the picture is, I guarantee you that was a time in my life where I was home raising my family and I was not focused on myself. I wasn't focused on what I wore. I wasn't focused on a fucking gym. So she should probably take a playbook out of mine and take a note out of my playbook was what I meant and fucking raise her family. This whole like dumbing it down to make it seem like it wasn't that bad as bullshit. And I can't actually wait to see this picture. I cannot wait to see this picture. this fatty, fatty photo, give me a fatty photo. I will live it. I will be on the cover of good

housekeeping. Fatty photo all you want. I'm not ashamed of anything. Show me as a size four. I dare you, Tamara. So what? So what? I was three pounds heavier at one point in my life wearing a flouncy dress. I don't care. Put me on walrus fancy. I'm proud of it. It's like, it's such, they keep showing the photo. First of all, I love how she is actually. like this photo is plaguing her because I think she think there must be some there's something she's like she's trying to act like she's owning it but she's also I think embarrassed and she has this in her imagination some photo where she's like a balloon or something like that and they keep showing the photo and she looks completely normal and it's just so funny oh she's like I can't like she's bringing up to every she's like obsessed now like everywhere she goes she's like

sir, have you seen my former fatty photo? Ma'am, have you seen my former fatty photo? I need to see this thing. I need to find it. Yeah, it's ridiculous. She's like, well, I hope she doesn't show the clip that she's been showing. This is Leonardo Scaprio when Jen was raising him

terribly. Look at everything she put into. It's like, that's what eating Gilbert grape. Could we please not get into the conversation? So now Tamara, Emily, and Shannon are in a car talking about going into a parade. the doggy parade and the other car had the other women are are riding along and

Heather's like oh my God Gina you are shedding all over me oh my God sorry it's my coat no your poorness I feel it shedding on me and I'm very uncomfortable I feel the chill of coupons next to me can somebody get me a sweater I'm starting to be able to smell things like penny savers I need to get out of this car Well, it means a lot to me to be part of the Barkus parade, which brings awareness to adopting dogs. Dogs that don't eat french fries because they're terrified of them. I feel like having a dog around helps me feel normal. They're therapy.

I can't imagine life without dogs, which is why I've got a hot dog in my purse, everybody. How does anything the dog feels? Emma's like, having a dog around me makes me feel normal. The dogs are like, get me out of this hellhouse. So everybody talks about how they love dogs, and then we get to rescuing. And Shannon's like, well, I think it's great that our group can go out and support rescuing animals. I wouldn't do it, but people do, apparently. So do you, we didn't use dogs.

I mean, if we didn't have, if we didn't have rescues, if we didn't believe in rescues, Gina and Emily wouldn't be here. So then we find out that Gina actually has two. non-rescues. She's like, sorry. You know, I think that adopting animals is great. I do and I fully support it. I just have like two very fancy doodles. I'm like, what are you going to do? I can't save everybody. You've literally saved nobody, actually. Just save something. Something. A can. What's the point of paying a diet Coke can and recycle it? So save something. Yeah. And what's the point of like buying two dogs that are so expensive

just to like Sharpie on them like doodle on the side of their Why buy such expensive dogs just to put them in a stupid house? Put them in the Brose Mansion. No, that argument had no logic. I thought I was going somewhere with it. I did rescue a condo. I was like, well, I did buy some clearance items from Marshalls. Does that count as rescuing?

I rescued Archie from the Four Seasons, so. Um, speaking of which, uh, would anyone mind if I added four seasonings to my opinion right now? I am just starving. So, uh, I got my coffee. So, uh, so now they're marching in this parade, which looks actually really fun. And, um, Emily's like, Hi, everybody. Thanks to coming out to support Parkas. All of us have. rescue dogs except for gina here's photos of mine i just was like waiting for someone to throw an egg at her like boo get off the stage we want to watch the parade yeah and how did she just call to be part of this parade but now she's like speaking for the whole parade you know and it's like oh look

everybody here's two of mine robin's like and how important are they in your life it's like more important than my husband she ain't falls asleep on the couch the majority of the time Togo sleeps in the bed next to me. It's also a sandwich chain. And we spoon. I mean, my dogs are my soulmates. Well, this was fun and by fun, I mean, why are we doing free things on the street, Gina?

Is there anything else to do? It's like, guys, I wanted to have a really fun day. So I found a restaurant that's going to let us pass out flyers with discounts on them. Guys, we're going to go see the vood. Voodoo Queen, Bloody Mary. Oh, well, about time we got a cocktail around here. No, that's her name, Bloody Mary. So they go to this woman, another Ronnie Karam classic.

Totally. She's like, welcome. I am Bloody Mary. Welcome to my voodoo shop. May the spirits will come and say hello. And if you turn around, there's a voodoo boba. This lady is terrifying. Is Bruce Valanche playing this lady?

She's like the mom from hairspray. It was like Bruce Valange meets like race under fire. So it was whatever her name was again. I forgot. But she was like very animated. Like she clearly has a schick that she does where she tries to like scare people but also be like funny and fun. So like, okay. All right.

We teach you how to feed the dolls and we tell them what to do and who they are. But everything that you do to the doll, do it with intention. It could be the man or woman that you're trying to lure into your life. Like Travis? Who is this Travis person that people keep talking about? You dress them, we bless them. Did you say that? Well, I feel like Shannon's exhausted all other options of getting a man, so why not try voodoo?

Oh, please, you met your man, your man on G-chat. I know. The least romantic of all the messaging services. You weren't even dating your man, and your man was like, well, we're both thing on. guess we should get married and you said okay like that's you have the least romantic story out of anybody on housewives please save it at least shannon's out there trying yeah um so mayor's like now everyone that voodoo was not to harm each other okay but try to get what you want out of it so it's not evil humans are evil i mean a bigger area okay everyone go in the courtyard i love that

she's like voodoo's not evil you all are the problem we are the problem the dolls are scared of you The dolls asked me to put a couple of pins in you, okay? Oh, question from mine. Hello, television actress has a question for Bloody Marys. Yeah, what you need, honey? Do you have any voodoo dolls that have a resemblance of Wendy Malik? Is that a silly question? Because she does sort of look like a vood doll on her own.

Do you know what I'm saying? I'm so sorry, man, but we're not allowed to make voodoo dolls actually working in high-quality networks at the moment. Damn it. I don't follow. Women's really pressing my buttons. Wait, is this true? Wendy Malick is working on a prestige program right now? What sort of food is this?

With Harrison Ford, Ali, she's winning. Hold on one second. The opposite of a voodoo doll. Someone get Eric Stolt on the phone. We need to do prestige together. You want to work like Wendy Malik. You're going to need a few more pricks in Yanni. Get over here.

Terry, Terry, call the agent. Tell them we need to find any A-list actor over a certain age to be in some TV show on some program, preferably on the HG network. Get do this right now, Terry. Let them know that I know Josh Flagg. Years ago, when we first started doing live shows, people would bring us like gifts and stuff. And we got, I got a gift. I don't know what you got that year. She gave you something too.

She gave me a, I don't remember, but she gave me a voodoo doll of Tamara. It's a Tamara voodoo doll. And it even came with like little pins. It's like this little doll and it had Tamara's face printed on it. I still have that in my closet. And I have it in my closet in Texas because I don't want to leave it out because it just seems so weird. Like who would keep a voodoo doll of Tamara? It's just bizarre.

But I had to keep it. I couldn't get rid of it. So it's back. This is the difference. This is the difference between like like the Ronnie people and the Ben people. Because like you get voodoo dolls and people are like, Ben, I, I mean, I made you something that you could, like, put on your sewing machine. It's like, here's something to keep your fabric aligned.

It was like, Vood a doll for camera. I love it. It's one of the best things I ever got. It's great. I'm going to be buried with it. And that's no shade, obviously, to our listeners. I just think it's really funny, like, what comes down the way for both of us. So then we go to Shannon, Gretchen.

and Tamara, and Mary's like, so are you on lookers and not participants? Is that it? Okay, there's no such thing as an observer, and that goes for all of you. So once you're an observer, you're an observer participant, okay? So you're part of this. So you can pretend you're not part of this, but you're part of this, okay, lady, with the ribbon and yeah, I'm looking at you. Okay, I'm looking at you, pencil with eyes. And Gretchen's like, I'm okay, well, then I'm going to leave. And she says she's leaving, it's spooky, but we know she's leaving because she thinks it's satanic. Yeah.

She's like, voodoo. I don't like voodoo. Okay, sure. So I also think it's funny that this lady is like the ambassador for voodoo. Like, isn't like voodoo like born out of like Africa and like Haiti? And you have this like this old white lady

to be like, let me tell you about voodoo. It's sort of a funny, funny ambassador. So Tamara is, but listen, I love Bloody Mary. She can be on the show any episode that I want, any episode, any day, I should say. So Tamara's like, if I don't have enough problems right now, I don't need any bad spirits. I'm like, you are the bad spirit. You are the voodoo spirit.

You are the pin that goes into the doll. Yes, you're the one that's infusing all those dolls. You're like the fucking spirit stone. What does he collect on the, what are the stones? You're like an infinity stone of evil. Like you're going to bring all of these things to life, you know? Well, what is a voodoo dog going to do? I saw the Brady Bunch.

So I don't know what that means. Was there a voodoo episode of the Brady Bunch? There must have been. My first exposure to voodoo, I think, was like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dune. Dune. Dune. Temple of Dune. He's like, oh, we're going to find the spice, guys.

And wasn't there like a kid who, like a young prince in there or some who was doing voodoo on people and people like, And I was like, I love it. I want to do that to all my enemies as a child. I was like, sign me off the voodoo. Yeah, just to torture people with a little doll. But she's reframing voodoo as like a goal setting thing. She's like, here's what voodoo is.

Positive affirmations. No, that's not what voodoo is. Like, you need to steal someone's hair, glue it on something, stick them with a pen, and then watch them have a headache. You know, that's what voodoo is. That's what I've learned from movies. I didn't know voodoo was like,

oh, wow, you get a doll and you tell it that you hope it It's a man, you know? You know, I don't know how you do the voodoo that you do, but what a man. I'm right, what a man. So, uh, Gina is like, so they walk out. Basically, Shannon, Tamara, and Gretchen walk out, which is funny. And Gina's like, that's an interesting thruple to walk out. And she's not wrong.

It is sort of hilarious. These, like, legacy members of the show. Legacy blondes are exiting stage left because they don't want that voodoo. People who love Jesus, come outside. Jesus 11th place. We're not going to have any part of this. Not a little part of it. I wouldn't say that I love Jesus, but I do believe that there is a Benye vendor out there, so I will join you.

I figured as long as we're having positive affirmations, I'm giving this doll a donut. Look, it worked. Shadda just booed herself to have a donut. Well, everyone, it's not my fault. I had the donut. Unfortunately, the doll made me do it. So, just the doll want another donut. I guess so.

The doll can't control herself. Have another donut doll. Please don't take a photo of that doll. A fatty photo of a voodoo doll. So Gina's like, when are you thinking they're talking about? Well, I mean, I'll tell you earlier today, Shannon and Tamara basically made up. And I just sat between them. I mean, they're not going to be best friends and braid each other's hair.

and spend the night in each other's room, but it was a step forward. And Jan's like, listen, I want Shannon to do whatever she needs to do with Tamara, but Shannon, who's rolling on who now? Who's rolling on who now, Shannon? It's true. So Gina's like, all right, well, one person made up with Tamara, that's pretty good. So then Tamara, the other, the trio are outside,

and Tamara's like, are they making voodotidazepadus? Would that be funny? And she knows Shannon's like, well, unfortunately, I do think that they are because I am feeling very compelled to go over to this Ben-Jay vendor again. It's not my fault. I swear to God, they're doing voodoo on me, quite literally. They're going to be possessed. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Jen's voodoo doll was like, oh, let's make it look like Tamara. And Jen's saying, yeah. Well, if Tamara was to be making a voodoo doll of me, it would be like, my hair's longer. Yeah, I'll use hair assistance for.

Jen's ugly. Yeah, I'll use a plastic surgeon. Chin's fat. Yeah, and I'm going to do Fearless videos, I can be like, Tamara. Tamara's even mad about, like, the voodoo dolls copying her. So, Shannon's like, So, what happened when Katie went over to your side at the French market? Tell me everything, spill the deeds, girlfriend. And Fretchen's like, oh, when she came up mad with us? Um, well, she just said that, like, you said that she's a criminal

and that you don't want to be anywhere. What? What? I never said. said the word criminal. I said she does illegal things and should be in jail because that is in her nature and that is her station in life as someone

who does illegal things. I never said she was a criminal. I just said she should be taken care of by the criminal court justice system. And the criminal jorts. Also, the jorts are criminal. Jorts are criminal. We know that that was some voodoo.

Whoever invented those was under the spell of voodoo, Jorts. Well, I said you committed an illegal act, and I have said my peace with you, and there's not one fucking word that you can say to me that will change my mind. She recorded me, and that is against the law. And Gretchen Gus. Oh, we're back to that. Well, I like Katie, and, you know, listen, in fairness, Shannon, you got a DUI, and that's illegal, too. And she's like, oh, my job.

Oh, she just shut Shannon up right with that. That came so out of left field to me. I was not expecting Gretchen just to just do that. And it was so good. I mean, because Shannon, like, do you, could you want to be friends with people who commit legal acts? Well, you committed a D-Y, which is way worse. She could have killed someone.

She literally shut Shannon. I mean, Shannon was just like, it was. Well, she shot me up. I mean, I literally, I went, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit, shots are fired. I mean, that's the first thing I ever agreed with Greg. And so Gretchen's like, well, what do you think of the situation? Tamara?

She's like, well, I think maybe you give her another chance and she fucks up again, you know? Okay, well, says the girl where she just went and tried to get a story reported about you, she had a meeting with a woman. A woman! Can you believe it of all the genders to meet with she met with a woman? So Gretchen is like, who's that? And Tamara's like, Kegie Manique, I don't even want to say it, because it's so disgusting. think, oh God, that she met with Kiki Monique. So then, Tamara's like, I was worried about this story before we started filming.

Somebody in the press reached out to me. To set, let me know that Katie had lunch with a blogger. Can you believe it that I had to hear from a blogger that Katie has been meeting with bloggers? Awful. Just awful. Her name is Kiki Monique. And she said some pretty horrific things about me. Okay, fine.

But did Kiki, Monique repeat the things? that she said no so why are you dragging her into it i mean kiki monique's always been like she's always been so nice to people i think right i mean of course we're friends with her we like kiki monique you know so i mean maybe i'm not being um like fair or whatever but i've never heard her say anything evil i've always thought she was very nice kiki is great we don't have to be fair we're not the new york times we're not like we're not like reporting on the news we can be biased but also i just can't take seriously a situation where you're mad at someone for talking to bloggers and the way you found out is because you talked to two separate bloggers about it. So Tamara's like, uh, she's like,

I told you. Katie said that you told her that I roofied you. No, I had to rewind that three times so I could follow it. Okay. Tamara found out from someone who heard that Katie told Kiki, that Gretchen told Katie that Tamara roofied Gretchen. I was like, uh, let me, let me process this. I'm like, I'm reading Thomas Pynchon right now. This is like so Labyrinthine. But like, so here's already, this is... You should have been reading Bronson Pinchel.

You are ridiculous. If you wanted to be really smart. You are ridiculous. Come on. Don't be ridiculous. Don't be ridiculous. Not you are. That's the Shannon version.

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