Watch What Crappens - #2973 RHOM S7E11 Part Two: Flamencos On The Side of My Face

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe ladies of Real Housewives of Miami take a spiritual Flamenco class in Spain and stomp all over each other’s souls. Larsa flips her lid about Lisa not unfollowing Marcus, Julia starts fights then cries that people are fighting, and Stephanie pretends to have the best marriage of all time. It’s a fun one. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's what happens when there's so much than crap is. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way, you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So they're getting ready for spiritual flamenco. And they're all doing this. And Adriana goes to Lisa's room and Lisa is on the phone with Jody. And Lisa's like, Adriana was there for the whole thing, Jody. Okay. And all she does,

all Larsa does is she says, oh, like she's literally a bad friend to me. And she keeps them saying, I'm a good friend. I'm a good friend. I'm a good mom. I'm a good this. I'm a good that. X, Y, Z. All these things. She just keeps going on and on. And then we do see a montage of Larsa declaring that she's a good friend, which is hilarious because Larsa is not a good friend. Larsa, yeah, Larsa, I don't think known for being a good friend, right? Four weeks earlier, we see all of this stuff. So then Jody's like, well, have you ever met a better self-reclained friend? Why would you be a good friend to her now? She's sent the last couple of months being a predator to me and you. Why are you cells of your head now?

Yeah. I need to get to the bottom of this right now. So the producer's like, okay, let's get Jody in for his first ever confessional. Okay, now Jody, we want you to say your truth. Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. If you would like to open

your teeth up, like if you want to open your jaw to speak, that would be great, but you can just say it through your teeth, that's fine. All right, you know, okay. You know what, Lisa? Okay, if you watch the Instagram videos, it's really going to distract me right now. Well, I'm not looking at Instagram, but what am I doing? I'm not doing anything.

I like something. Okay, I like something. Okay, you got me. You got me. I'll just keep, you just talk. You just talk. It's like my first time. Like, I'm not a pro, that's like you are, okay?

Hang on. Hang on. I just made a new account to follow Marcus under so I can double follow Marcus. Hey, I'm getting a little hot. I'm going to go in the other room for some AC for a second. I'll be right back. she almost broke us up because of her meddling in my relationship okay well explain how larza got between you and lisa and almost caused you to break up

and jody's like you know well you know little lisa you know she's very special i guess is a word i'm allowed to say right now in current uh culture but she has people people coming out her all the time and you know a percentage of that comes to me too and that's just how that is you know and it's really rough how you feel covering all the time you know what i mean i can't even I have to drink I have to eat my food out of a straw now so it's like really really hard I mean how much can a man take I'm like I don't think he's taking that much to be honest so uh Jody's like oh okay well Adriana don't worry about it too much because if she's gonna act like an asshole then we're not gonna treat her nice in response like ooh burn I just got Jodied

yeah so now people are gathering in the lobby to go to whatever and Lars is they Yeah, so we were like talking like and I was like Lisa, did you don't follow my ex like? And she was like, no like and I was like, no like. And she was like, no luck. And she was like, no luck. And I was like, your grandpa. Oh, God. This is bad.

So then Gertie is like, oh, my God. So there were text messages. Like, did she, okay, did she follow it up with something else? Or did she just say no? Did she say no? It's like, yeah, no. It was like no. She just said like, no.

Oh. No. No. Tell me this didn't happen. Is that what she said? No? Oh. No, I can

unfollow life. Gertie's gasping, like it's the most shocking thing she's ever heard. It's a power struggle. That's what's happening right now. That's what we call a power struggle. And saying, yeah, that's a power struggle.

That's what I was thinking. No, but I said it. Yeah, well, I was saying, I was going to say it. No, but I did it. No, well, good for you. But, you know, thankfully someone with more star power said it

because it needed to be said, you know. Listen, and Adriana is like, I think she will, unfollow on her own terms. She just doesn't want to be told what to do, everybody. You know, sometimes people should be told what to do though, okay? So Gordi's like, no, it's not right. Okay, it ain't right, Lisa. Girl code, you met him to her. And Alexis, like, yeah, I don't really see the point that you don't have to follow any of your, like, that you have to follow any of our friend's husbands. Like, I really don't. Like, I don't even follow Steve. And I'm like,

this with Marisol. I'm like, yeah, but Steve is also not related to like one of the most iconic athletes of all time i'm not saying that to justify lisa but it's like saying like acting like like you like it's i imagine for someone vapid like Lisa it's much harder to unfollow someone like marcus jordan who has ties to megastardom and yes for someone to unfollow steve like it's not yeah because that's like a trophy on her wall you know she's like oh my god i know someone's so rich and famous you guys yeah it's a yeah no one's following steve i mean who follows steve like dick sporting good probably threw him a follow you know Steve doesn't follow Steve he like he goes on Steve's like it's like you have no followers yeah um but uh but yeah I mean like Lisa for sure

should unfollow Marcus but I understand like it's just that's it's not for someone like that it's not as easy for the fame horrors it's not easy yeah yeah think about the fame horse guys yeah think about fame more suck ups guys this is like what they live for she's not going to just give this up but she should they all she's an asshole they she should they all get at the sprinter vans to go to spiritual flamenco and uh they're all saying like julia is like mad about this she thinks that this is a way for lisa to become close with larsa which is true and marisol is like well i don't like and i i highly encourage her to stop following him and alexia's like who's kiley no i highly i highly encourage her kiley so enough and the other sprinter van

And Julie is like, okay, straight question. Why are you not unfollowing Marcus? Yeah, does anyone think like when someone, does anybody like when somebody tells them what to do? No, I don't like that. That's a good point. That's a very good point. I don't like being told what to do because I'm Gertie. I tell people what to do.

Nobody tells me what to do. She's like, no, but she was asking as your friend. No, she wasn't asking as a friend. She was asking very, very aggressively. Is it, does Lisa not like when someone. tells her something to do or does she not like it when a woman tells her something to do because jody's always telling her things that she should be doing and she's like okay i'll do that jody do this like she's always like happy to hear it from jody and i'm not even saying it like

jody's like bossing her around or being domineering but like she's open to hearing things from like a man and yet whenever it's like one of the other ladies she's like uh-uh but i guess to be fair to counter my own thing she probably is suspecting the motives of everyone on this cast and like the moment that someone on this cast asks you to do something, she's already guarded against manipulations, whatever. Lisa isn't the wrong here. Yeah, and also I like that it was already pointed out on the show that Larza was famously dumped by the Kardashians

because she wouldn't unfollow Kanye and state his friend. You know, so it's like, Lars is kind of a hypocrite, too. And Larza comes from this world of, like, fame hoaring. It's the only reason she dated Marcus in the first place was to get that fame. So it's kind of silly. Larsa, you know, abuse, you know, the cycle of abuse, she's like, well, this happened to me.

And so now I finally get to do it to someone else, which is basically like, you know, use social media as a way to, like, sever a friendship. Like, I was, I was discarded because I didn't, I didn't unfollow someone. And so therefore, Lisa should be discarded because she's not unfollowing someone. This is the rules of being famous. Yeah. And Julia's like, well, for me, I would never speak to him again. Oh, girl, nobody, Marcus doesn't care. You're more friends with Marcus.

Yes. I mean, that's a little different than Lisa and her husband or her boyfriend being friends with Marcus and going out with him and stuff. And she's like, as someone who will say, you know, my friends, you know, including me are not good enough to watch his dishes. And I forgot about this clip. Marcus at the reunion was saying, God, these women wouldn't even be able to do dishes at our house, let alone be trying to bring themselves into this come. God, that guy's such a douche. He really is. So Lisa, like, I assure you, if I went through anyone who you all follow, I'm sure. There's something about somebody, whatever.

And Julia's like, but he insulted you indirectly and all of us and you still follow him. She's like, well, you keep cutting me off, Julia. What I was going to say is, I'm sure. No, I'm just talking about Lisa because you deflect, you deflect. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, let her finish because we haven't heard Lisa's point in 10 years. Okay, please, Lisa, do you have a point? Why are you so like a loss his ass anyway? He's like, oh my God, we can't go through this right now.

Can we stop? Listen, I organized trip. It is freaking nightmare again, and everybody's yelling. You're starting the fight. Yeah, you're inserting yourself into a stupid-ass fight. Yeah, you're starting the fight, and you're escalating the fight. And now she's like, oh, I need a break, I need break. Stop the car. Stop the car. Because everyone is fighting on my trip.

Well, stop starting fights with everybody. Julie is the worst. How did Julia go from being so great to being the worst? It's so fast. Because last season, people were like, oh, I think. Julie's going to be on the Chauvin block. She's not doing much. You know, she doing opera.

So she, she, fame, the fame poison got to her. She realized it should be awful to stay relevant on the show. So they get to a spiritual, um, spiritual flamenco, which is, you know, let me tell you before we get to spiritual flamenco. So you know, Bravo con, there's all these Bravo stars standing around. And I really don't walk up to people like, oh, I do a podcast about that. I prefer to like kind of stand. back and just watch everything and make fun of it to other people. That's how I roll. But Julia

was there. And so I was like, well, Julia is in the same room. You know, we were both in this lounge or whatever. So I was like, well, I've got to say hi to Julia. I love Julia. It was back then I did. So I go up and she's with two fawning gays. And they're like, oh, my God, Julia. You know, like her assistance or whatever they were. And so I went up and I was like, hey, Julia. My name's Ronnie. And I do this podcast called Watch Whatchra Crapins. And I just have to say hi because I really love you on the show. And she just looked at me. And she just looked at me. like, why the fuck are you talking?

She just gave me this look like I don't know how, like she wasn't mean. She just kind of looked me up and down and was like, oh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I was like, okay, nice to see ya, and I just walked off, you know? Because normally, I mean, they're at work

at this thing, and so normally people are very nice, you know, like Adriano was really nice, but she was just kind of an asshole. And I remember thinking, well Julie is not an asshole. She probably and I'm sure she hasn't listened to watch what crapans, you know? So, and if she had, she would have liked it because we're always on her side.

So I was like, hmm, that was a weird interaction. She seems kind of like an asshole, but surely she's not an asshole. But then after watching this season, I'm like, you're an asshole. You are an asshole. I should have known it back then. Yeah. Sometimes when people show you who they are. Let them show you again 10 times because nine times out of 10, you're going to be doing it over dinner.

So, when people show you who they are, just remember they're not stars like Alexia. Um, so they, they arrive and Julia is like, she's so mad and like, you know, and, and, and then also Julia is saying like, like, everything is about me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And what you share today, Kiki was very deep. The things that you shared also, you almost do up from oyster and that was very funny. And Kiki's like, yeah, but we're different. So Julia's like, you know, she's just saying, like, we respect. each other's energies just like in a tizzy and kiki's like i cannot believe we are fighting on who on follow who on instagram i'm like i can't believe it either and yet at the same time this is lisa and larsa so it's part for the course yeah this is right up there alley huh it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial it's your man nick cannon i'm here to bring you my new podcast nick cannon at night i've heard y'all been needing some advice in the love department So who better to help than yours truly?

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Yes. So they are, they're, so this leader is there, and she tells them about the healing qualities of flamenco and how it's so like, this is like a deep emotional art that is like going to cleanse you and it's going to align with chakras and everything. And they are putting, getting flowers put around their neck and Gertie's like, I have a big head. And Marisol's like, me too. And so does Stephanie, which means that I think we're going to be seeing a commercial soon with Ronnie, Gertie, Stephanie, and Marisol selling Fords. So Kiki's flashing her boobs at everyone. And Gertie's like, if I had a nickel for every time Kiki's flashing somebody and I put it on my head,

I would have a gigantic headed nickel head. Big head. Big head. So they're all dancing. and Stephanie's like it's really nice to like hang out with Alexia and like not fight because maybe because we're like dancing like maybe that's what we should do we should just like dance that's what we always love doing we love to dance the show the show the group oh my god we have so much fun just dancing and you know who loves to dance musud he is like a child at heart is hilarious

god I wish I was dancing with Massoud right now is so hard to move my feet I just love masood I wish I could get some chest hair in my teeth right now just randomly God I miss him was originated in Sevilla by the Gettanos, okay? And throughout history, gypsies were always ostracized and part of their culture is the healing process was to express that pain and that emotion into their song. Thank you, Adriana, expert on all things. Yeah, I love that.

Adriana, resident expert on all things. So Sumaa is singing, and Adriana is like, Yes, this group needs healing. We need it. We need it badly. So I'm glad we are here. And Samaya's like, I want each of you to sing. Okay, do it like that with your heart.

I'm like, uh. Lars is up first. She's like, I. I like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like to feel like a dear, a female dear. still hasn't unfollowed Marcus Jordan I And she's like

Well I suck But like so does everybody else And then Adriana probably gets the closest You know She's like Aye aye aye And Lars is like I'm sorry Adriana

But like even you sucked at it And then Marisels like Aye Okay Aye Aye You just got good if I'd.

And Lisa's like, oh my God, Lisa was actually amazing. It was like Lisa was so good. Lisa's secret skill, healing from flamenco. Yeah. So now it's time to get ready for dinner. and Matsud calls, this relationship is coming across as so phony and weird to me. They're so

weird. Why are they like this? Do you think that it's like, they're still in the mode where they want to get revenge at the ex-wife so that every scene they're just trying to torture this woman? It's like, oh, we upgraded me to the Presidential Suite and everybody want to watch me unwrap all the Chanel boxes he had sent here?

Yeah, it's like very demonstrative. It's weird. I don't know. I'm giving them five, but maybe the last six. I'll give them six. Yeah, I'll give them six years. So they basically, he's like, oh, I need you to come back and do work because I miss you so much. I miss you so much. I miss you more.

I miss you even more than you miss me. I wish I were home right now yelling at 80 construction workers. I miss you so much, Massoud. Yeah, it's like, oh, no, I miss you. God, very lonely at nights. He goes, oh, my God, you're lonely. Well, we know what happened the last time you felt lonely. You found me.

Don't do it again. He's like, well, Pebbles is just. with me. She's like, oh, my God, Pebbles. She must love to be sleeping with my husband while I'm gone. Kind of like I enjoyed sleeping with your ex-wife's husband while she was gone. God. Oh, God, I love you so much. I love you. Maybe you can, like, revitalize her career because, I mean, she had like two or three good songs in the 80s, and we haven't heard from her since, Ms. Zood. Go help her out. So they all gather in the lobby. Love her cereal, though. I'll hand her that. Love her cereal. Girlfriend. And there's other fish in the sea.

Am I right, Massoud? So they all gather downstairs, and they're wearing red, because they realize they all have red, except for Stephanie, who's wearing, like, this little feather dress. She looks like a little, like, baby chicken. They're all, like, in this red, and she's just like... She looks like a Bordella swiffer sweeper. Like a Swipper, you'd find, like a duster that you'd find in a Bordella. It's like a pigeon that just got into a fight. So they are going to go.

to dinner all in red and Alexei was like, oh God, we look like prostitutes. That was I think that were prostitutes. Don't show dog. So they split into vans and Stephanie announced it. They're talking about shaving and Stephanie goes, oh, oh, I had a full-blown mustache. Like, I used to have

so much hair. Like, I looked at my parents and I was like, why did you let me support a mustache? My God, no wonder I didn't have friends. All right, well, what's your excuse now? Yeah. And we see like, before an after because she said my parents wouldn't let me shave until i was like 16 and then as soon as i started shaving they're like and now you need a nose job i'm like what like what that's crazy and we see before and after and she's like i mean i went from the ugliest child to this like beautiful swan look at me i'm just

like a gorgeous gorgeous swan doesn't everyone agree i am just the most beautiful minion of all she's so full of herself so now they go to cafe ozama and there's animal heads everywhere and uh really Oh, Bueller was like, I do not approve. Speaking of animal heads, speaking of animal heads, you were going to have your head now at his office. You stop it. It is not time for that. You can relax for another hour and a half. Geez, someone needs a donkey.

Am I right? Jeez. Jesus, dog, I swear to Goddiles me, are you talking about an animal head? He starts protesting. The Rottweiler? I don't like that. You didn't say playful, Ronnie. You know it wasn't being playful.

So now they're gossiping. Julie is like, after spiritual Flamika, we're all going back to our rooms. Oh, yes. In the elevator, there was a little bit of a verbal brawl over Jody. Yeah, like something that's like happening like Milan like? And so we see Larsa is now gossiping that Jody has been attacking her over texts. Dun, don't, don't. Yeah, I was like really hurt when I left Milan and he said to me,

you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of Marcus in the south of France and I said me like what am I the the CIA which I don't even know what the Sia is like what you think I'm like some pop star with a wig who doesn't show her face on the Sia no I'm not I'm Larsa then we see a picture of Marcus snorting the Coke again and Lisa said well The paparazzi guy did tell us that. That's what he told us, that you were the one that sold the picture of him doing Coke. It's like, okay, well, like, you're like full of shit like. I believe it.

I don't know what to believe. So you're just saying that, like, Larissa took the photo and sold it to the paparazzo? No. Or told, well, tipped off the paparazzo. It's hard because, like, there's part of me that thinks that Larsa would be petty and vengeful, but there's also part of me that doesn't feel like Larsa could coordinate an international paparazzi scheme. So I don't really know where I stand on this.

one. Well, she said, you're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of him. So, I mean, I guess she could have just said where he was or whatever and said like he's parting. But I guess how would she know that he was going to do coke on the boat? But then, of course, she would know that he's always doing coke on the boat? But would Larza really think that's a big deal, a celebrity being caught doing coke? Like, who cares? I think that, I mean, I think, I can imagine Lars is saying, like, like, go find, like, go take pictures of Marcus. He's probably doing something stupid on a yacht somewhere. But like I also like don't always trust these paparazzi that like pop up and like like yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I did that. Like the paparazzi are like not trustworthy. And yet they're always happy to trust them when it serves them and get for gossip. So Lisa was like, Lisa says like, well, so Lars was mad and I was like calm down. And I walked out the elevator. And Lars was like, before I know it, 20 minutes later, my phone is blowing up with 10. text messages from her boyfriend.

She's like, I don't want to sit next to her. I would not look at her. I would not like talk to her like. And so she says, it's not like Jody's like calling me a bitch or anything. He's just sending me these really long text messages. And I've never been in this situation before. It's like the second time this season, people have tried to make me read things. And I'm just not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Like, you're a man. Deal with my boyfriend. Do you with my brother or my dad. Like, not me personally. I love Jody. Uh, hello, Mr. Larson. I'd love to have a discussion about Larza.

I know. Sending people to take pictures of my friend doing Coke. I'm opposed. So Larza was Jody being mean to you? No. Did he call you a bitch? No. Was he being insulting?

No. So what was the issue? He just sent like really long tax messages and that's just like a lot. So many words. It was like so many words. He didn't like attack me. I don't think. But like I was like attacked with letters.

There was like so many letters. But to be fair, like, I thought Lisa and Larsa were good. What are the things that Lisa is saying that Larsa has done since we saw the make up? I think they've been in a good place, right? Am I missing something? She just hasn't unfollowed Marcus. Yeah, but Larsa was never okay with Lisa, even after they made up because she was like, okay, yeah, we're like friends again. I'm like so glad we're friends again.

Thank God. And then she leaves and she's like, I still hate Lisa because like, who could do that to their friend like? So she never really. But Lisa said the reason why she didn't unfollow. is because Larsa has done some stuff since that lunch. And that's why I'm like, but what was the stuff that made you like walk back your decision to unfollow Marcus? No, I don't know.

God, this fight's so stupid. I kind of love it though. Well, guys, today has been fucking amazing. I mean, other than like two of us, like the two stupid people, everybody else is getting along. I mean, look, Alexi and the little helmet head had a good time. Me and Adriana even had a good time. I mean, wow, look at us, guys.

It's beautiful. So thank you all. Ah, ha, ha, ha, there. Wow, it's so great. Then it's like, bling, and he's like,

what? Oh, my God. Oh, no. I need to answer a notary within an hour. What is this? Oh, my God. And so she,

Lisa has, there's some sort of affidavit that she needs about her marital settlement and parenting plan that she's supposed to get, like, signed right away,

like ASAP, and now she's freaking out because I don't know what you do in this situation if you're international and you need to get a notary. So she needs to figure this out right now and she's starting to melt down. Did Henri, oh, I thought Adriana said, don't worry, hold on, I'm a notary. But she didn't. She said, no, no, don't panic. Okay, my son is a notary.

Okay. Do you want to send it to my son? And she's like, no, don't you need to be in front of the notary? And Kiki's like, Lisa, are you okay? like, I'm dealing with some legal stuff. Oh, my God, I've got to get something notarized because I have to file it. So, like, I got to get, I'm trying to get out of a trial because otherwise I have to leave a day early and I have to spend a lot of money on this trial. It's like, I've got to get out of it.

I need a notary. So, by the way, I'm looking at said, oh, sorry, go ahead. I was just looking up. It says, for international use, you may need to seek an authentication to a U.S. embassy or consulate or use remote online notarization services that are recognized internationally. Uh-oh. Or do it before you leave town like you were supposed to, Lisa. Yeah. But I hope they find a notary in Spain that's like, I saw it. I saw it.

Every stamp, every time they stamp, like, it's always extremely dramatic, beautiful singing. So Lisa's having a fit. And Larson's like, oh, yeah, like whatever like. Like another Lisa Meltdown, like, I feel like, can we just have, like, one fucking dinner, like one event that's not about Lisa, like? Oh, my God. It's about you being mad about a follow of your boyfriend. How is that better?

I don't want to have another meal that's all about Lisa. So let's make it about me. I just want to go home, like, I think I just want to go home. Like, I think I'd just rather order room service and this and that and XYZ. Just go home, like, to the hotel. because it's just like it's coming a whole day late like she doesn't apologize to Julia for her behavior because suddenly I care about that and it's like I couldn't even like ask her about Marcus thing because she blows that up she plays victim every day but I'm the real victim here like so I'm gonna go home like because I'm the victim like and I can't even tell you what Lars has done she can't even do it I'm gonna remove myself from this toxic situation like yeah so Lisa comes back and Lars is like yeah well like I want to look it after right like because like I don't want to like people like like like you know what I'm like saying like like like I don't like want to be part of it anymore it's just like it makes like zero like sense like what oh I'm gonna remove myself from

your life okay like you don't like have to like think about like anyone else like like I feel like I don't like have any more arguing like or like I feel like any type of like situation with you like I've had it like you come late like everyone at this table like literally literally I feel like everyone I feel like literally this feel like table has said that you're not the greatest friend okay like literally oh you're speaking for everyone now that's what you're doing speaking for everyone i'm speaking for literally okay and everyone literally said like i feel like you don't call people back like i feel like you guys all added or is like a red flag do you remember that you guys like there was so many red flags in your red flag all right all right

speak to her okay speak from your heart directly like don't speak for other people okay because we're not the mood to fight with her we all have other scenes planned for that don't work go ahead we've got a whole weekend to get through here so i'm just saying i'm like i'm gonna go like this trip is done. Like, I'm gonna go. I don't want to be part of it. Okay, you don't have to worry about anything else. I remove myself from your life. You don't have to worry about me. Yeah. Like,

I'm done. Like, I feel like I'm done like, okay, so you're gonna ruin every day this week? No, but she'd like ruined. She'd like ruined, like, the whole like, I feel like we can like XYZ. What did I do? What did I do? Hold on. I'm gonna cry now. Hold on. What did I do? What did I? I'm gonna remove

myself from this toxic situation. I'm too good for this, like. So she leaves. Stephanie goes with her, and Lisa's like, I was literally minding my own business. Like, I was trying to find a notary. But I don't like, like, talk, like, I don't want to be, like, part of this, like, toxic situation.

Like, she can have it. And he's like, ah, I'm not equipped for this right now. I need a notary. Larsa, why are you letting Lisa get through to you, get to you though like you're here for us too no but like her boyfriend's texting me like like like like like i don't need her in my life like she doesn't do this shit for me in my life like look like look like so oh my god all right i'm here now what what no you go you go no you go rsa all right all right hold on can we make this quick i got my chocolate chip ice room coming up

okay larsa why why are you leaving like this mom come on No, like, feel like, no, like, no, like, no, like, no, like, like, no, no, like, like, lips. Listen, you guys haven't spoke. It's not making any sense. She's going through some hard shit, Pips. And Julia comes over, and Stephanie's like, that doesn't take away from the fact that Jody should not be texting her. That's not what boys should do. Marisol's like, wait a minute, Jolie texts you.

Oh, my. So you texted Jody right after the elevator, and Jody's been texting. texting her like crazy. Remember? And Lisa's like, what? Well, I don't know. Like Jody told me she just texted him and called him. Like, I don't know. What am I supposed to do? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, well, she had to block him because he wasn't stopping the texting. And Lars was like, yeah, but like, I blocked him like on my phone like. I blocked him like. What, wait, what's happened? I need to see everything. Because these are good text messages. You should put them up on a wall somewhere. So she shows the text to the girls. And Gertie's like, oh. those are texts those are texts those are officially texts i saw them there are words on a phone that came from somebody else's phone and it's green which means it is probably him it's the other person it's not coming from this phone i can tell you right now this is what we call a text message Brum, brum, bum.

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