Watch What Crappens - #2975 Below Deck S12E12 Part 2: Docked Over

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck gets stuck on the dock with a broken engine, which means di**ed over guests, which means sad poor crew. Also, Kyle gets messy drunk again and blames all of his bad choices on Fraser. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crapins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Well, hello, and welcome to What's What Cropins? This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one.

Bye. Enjoy the show. Back in the galley, there's a big pile of trash just sitting there. And Anthony's like, fucking trash sitting here all day. Have you seen next there anywhere? And Rainbow's like, I haven't seen anybody. I'm on my own island. Call back.

And Anthony's like, what are they doing? She goes, I don't know. What the fuck? So then he's like radioing. He's like, can someone take out the trash? Anyone? Anyone? Trash, trash.

I'm building a mountain of trash over here. It's like, this is like Paris. Come on. Someone picks the trash, please. So Hugo's just hanging out in the mess, not answering. And Jess is making out with Barbara. No one's doing anything. So Anthony starts to unravel.

He's like, I'm building a mountain of trash over here, like in Paris. And Celine's like, you always think the crew mess. He's doing nothing. I don't know why he's not taking trash. Hugo, Hugo, Hugo, Hugo, Hugo, Hugo, Hugo, Hugo. Okay, go ahead. Okay, any chance to wrap the trash on the gallery? It's really starting to have a little mountain over here.

He's like, yep, no problem. Gotcha, copy. I'm going to eat some more combos really, really slowly and not do a thing that I just said I would do or tell people who are right around me to do it because I'm Hugo. Yeah. He just sits there. And it is like, it's actually infuriating because this happens on every season of blow deck

is that the deck hands, especially on these sort of charters, just do nothing. And like, you're not, the boat's not moving. So you can't even say, oh, well, we were anchoring and doing this to that. Like, you put out some, you put out, sure, you did, you put out some, like, the toys. You did like a sunset cruise and you've been washing the decks. But, like, the interior has been working like crazy. And now they're all just like sitting around doing nothing. Of course.

So Elaine grabs the trash. And then she has a whole kind of like slapstick moment. where she's trying to put the trash into like the recycling bin and she is heavy and she can't get it up and lifting the thing up and it's a whole it's a whole like you know yuck yuck moment yeah so anthony is pissed he's like i work hard these guys aren't doing shit this is so disrespectful so anthony goes down to the crew mess and he's like eh bro bro bro when i ask you guys on the radio like one of the deck team about the trash and he goes like did they not go what the He's like, no, nobody showed up. Well, I saw one of them. I thought they were heading over there. I mean, she was holding hands with the girl, and they were talking about jam. I assumed that was lingo for, we're about to go do a whole lot of work for the chef.

Guess that didn't work out, huh? Maybe I should have asked. Well, for me, it would like, Anthony, go fuck yourself with the trash, you know? So Hugo says, Anthony coming at me with this fucking trash is a joke. They get fucked up with what he does to the crew. When he goes in these spirals and he just starts yelling at it. everyone's just supposed to turn their back and go, oh, well, that's Anthony. I don't like that shit.

Don't fucking come at meat with that angle. I'm not going to fucking pity party your ass. Yeah, you don't have to like his attitude, but like if you have a responsibility to clear out the trash from the galley, do your job. Do your fucking job. And also the last time Anthony yelled at you guys was when he had to cook your whole fucking dinner on vacation because no one would help him. So Anthony's, you know, behavior is not great, but you guys are being dicks.

And it's the second time in the row that you've been there. And you're blaming him is crazy when you haven't taken. him out the fucking trash sir yeah he's like really all eyes are on him and they should know that and you're like he needs to have organization in his galley and you guys are just sitting around you're literally sitting in the corner of the crew mess doing nothing you have jess who's making out barbara you have there and you've got two of the guys are just in their room just on their phones relaxing so i think it's like bullshit that hugo is gonna be like i don't like the way he's treating me hugo has actually proven to be a little inept you know because hugo also

did not shut down the thing with Kyle that sort of festered the whole thing when Kyle was bragging, Hugo's the one who actually should have reported it. It shouldn't have even been, Fraser shouldn't have even been in a position where he like has to like potentially report it to Kerry because that should have been Hugo who did that in the first place.

So he goes sort of like a little shit. Yeah. So then now it's 11 p.m. The guests are bored so they go to bed and Jess and Barbara kissing but Jess goes back to her cabin and Rainbow checks out the list of stuff to do and it's done before Salane goes to bed.

And Rainbow's like, has hell frozen over? Because I feel like Saline is not distracted, so she's actually doing her job. Like, the bitch is working. And that's because I wasn't nice to her because I finally stood up for myself. You just got

rain be out. Mess with the horns. You're going to get the rainbow. So, no, it's the morning, 6 a.m. And Ron is up. And he's like, I mean, it's kind of pathetic that we come spend $60,000 and this boat doesn't even move. I mean, fair point. Fair point.

I'm not saying that that's not true. I'm just saying I wouldn't act like I'm stuck at like an applebee's. Okay. Like, you're still in a really beautiful situation. Yeah, I would be super pissed. I think he totally has the right to be pissed. Just take it out on the right people. And you know what?

Call your hammocks and say reverse this charge. The boat never moved. Period. So I would, yeah. I would ask for half off to be. honest. So I would ask, I would say I'm not paying for this period. They shouldn't have to pay for anything there. I would say actually buy me a yacht at this point buy me a yacht. I would actually say you need to buy me some children from overseas because I would be a good parent and I've never

been able to afford it. So it's kind of fair. I would be a good parent. I would, I have chalkboards ready for when they go to school. Like I'm ready for the process. I have a seashel. I have a piano. to learn chopsticks on okay i deserve children um so there's gonna be delay with the part more delay than the part yeah good news i got a text bad news the part's delayed good news wednesday's back bad news second season sucks just found out last night god so morning morning the person that's flying here with the pot the bad news is their arms are really tired it's a joke

all right we're not going to be going anywhere okay we've got but we've got to do so we've got to do something good water sports snorkeling reach arounds whatever it takes come back to the boat for lunch all right she wants to jump in the water this woman wants to jump in the water with a wedding dress off the tender because she thinks that's going to be funny so if we ball that off it's going to save the charter all right so time is of the essence i don't want them getting delayed

and sitting around doing nothing Me neither. That is exactly what I don't want. So, all right, guests, today we're going to take you at snorkeling. I know you want a picture of you two together jumping off a boat wearing your wedding dress, which is absolutely pathetic. But we will relive that feeling that you first felt in that dress, which I hope is dread and instant regret, because it's what's on your face right now. Let's do this. I know you wanted a photo, a majestic photo, of you jumping off the power of the boat, a tall megayat in the background as you plummet into the ocean with nothing but an unblemished horizon in the background. But instead, what we can offer is you jumping off a tiny dinghy around an industrial seaport. So Rainbow goes to check on Anthony and he's like, what is happening? She goes, nothing there, by the way, they're loving it. They are absolutely loving everything that's going on.

Everything is going great. He goes, okay, well, I need to know everything because you know how much everything is stressing me. She says, I don't have time for the speech. Okay, bye. She walks off. He's like, what are you just fucking see? What? We all know the way you deal with stress is you internalize it until you have a panic attack late at night and cry in the corner and then come back and act like nothing happened.

And if that's still not good enough, you go to an island and you punch a bitch. She's like, um, find a sibling to abuse. I'm busy. Bye. I gave you my perfunctory compliment of the day and I'm going back to my cleaning. So the guest goes snorkeling and they look like they actually have like a very fun day. There was like chicken that served in a pineapple. That was cool. The chicken pat or the pad tie served in a pineapple was really neat. Yeah, that was fun. I did that for the first time. I carved out a pineapple like that for the first time for the White Lotus season finale. and it was really fun.

It's actually not what you put in there. Like a Thai rice of some sort. Oh, love it. But carving out the pineapple is not hard at all people. You just literally, there's like a million tutorials online. It takes about three seconds, and it looks really, like, fun and special. So my hack for being stuck on land all day, carve a pineapple. Carve a pine.

So we go to Denise and Ron taking their jumping pick. It's, you know, it's weird as you would think. Yeah, at that point, I would just, I think the whole reason she's doing it is because she's like, I still fit in my wedding dress, bitches. It's like her Facebook post where she can be like, hi, everybody who's gained weight since they got married 10 years ago. Guess you didn't. Me. That's right.

It's been 10 years. Guess you spent thousands of dollars on this dress and now it's going to willing, willfully destroy it by jumping into the waters of a st martin harbor me here we yeah um then there's like a 70s party oh god then we get a 70s theme party yeah this is not this is not what to do when people are stuck on the boat put on wacky 70s costumes i'm glad we kind of fast forwarded through it yeah this was uh one of those charter days where production just like zipped through it very quickly yeah and then anthony made a beef wellington and then he made a vegan milanays he did he was like He was firing in all cylinders dealing with all these requirements.

Then people were dancing. He's doing great, by the way. He's made really good looking food today, aside from the baby arm octopus. But Wellington's not that easy. And I mean, he's pulling off a lot of stuff. So good for him. Yeah. We're very proud of him, our little baby.

So proud. I mean, you get a little confidence into that tight jeans little man and look on him go, you know. Yeah, he's really, he's grown. He is growing. So now it's 2.30 in the morning. everyone gets to bed and now third day of the charter 6.30 a.m. Kerry calls the yacht agent about giving the guests a discount and 20%. Sorry, that's not going to cut it.

Shockingly bad. 20% is like it should not be 20%. It should be at least 50, at least 50. I would say this boat's not even moving. We can't charge them and then have them say, okay, tell them we'll give them half off or something. But you don't start at 20. What kind of negotiator are you? I think it's actually rude.

Yeah, it's rude. It's rude. It's wrong. So then Damo's talking to Kyle and Kaz like, Damos like asking how Kyle is and I just feel awkward every time I'm around the guest. No, you know, it's hard when you have a bull in her, but you know you can't stick it into a guest. It's so hard for me. It's very, very awkward. But these are the actions of my consequences.

Yes, I heard you. Let us talk about it. And Damo's like, I'm not entirely sure if you're saying that ironically or not, because it seems like you're making a joke of it. He goes, yeah, I am. He's like, okay. So you see, he's taking their responsibility. He's just mad that there's consequences. So I don't know if Kyle realized that he reversed the order there because he said these are the actions of my consequences.

So, I think Damo is like, did you mean to say it that way? Well, the rest of the episode are the actions of his consequences because now he's getting consequences and it's sending him into action, which is. is yes being terrible yeah exactly so then he gets another instagram wall i think he's actually the only instagram walls of the season i think they have started to mitigate the instagram walls which i appreciate so we got two kiles which um is only rough because we have to see a lot of his photos up close and personal and he's like i'm usually pretty outgoing i love life i love people i just don't know where to place myself i don't know what to do i'm a ghost on this ship i shouldn't be here but I'm here. I'm just piss off. I just want to get the job done and fuck off. I'm over it. I'm fed off. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm not. I just, I cannot be on board for Kyle's existential crisis. Like, you were inappropriate. You're being punished. Like, just do your job and move on. Like, he's literally mad now that he's not fired. So what a weirdo. He's like, I'm going to post on this ship. Oh, come, relax. Two of the guys from the guest, whatever, two of the guests are like, what? What? What? What?

Well, what's your suggestion about the additional stuff for the crew? And he's like, no, no tip is not a reflection of our group. It's a reflection of the circumstances. No, it's a reflection of your group. The reflection of the circumstances is refusing to pay for the yacht, not fucking over the people here. You are such a wuss. You would rather fuck over the people who can't fight back

than fuck the people that could sue you is what you're saying. Yeah, mm-hmm, exactly. Bad. And so Ron's like, well, I think I need to explain that to the captain. And like, well, he's right there. He's like, oh. Okay, Doug, well, you're the one talking all big and trying to talk him up to it. So why don't you go with him to talk to the captain, you wuss?

He's like, oh, yeah, we're not paying for shit. We shouldn't have to. It's not a reflection of us. Okay, you go talk to him. Yeah. I'll just sit here at the bar and watch. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

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or subscribe on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcast. Want to watch episodes early and ad-free? Join Wondery Plus right now. So Ron pulls Carrie for a chat and he's like, well, you know, first of all, you guys have been great, by the way. I mean, a little upset you guys didn't have some just for men, because as you can tell, I ran out of, uh, I ran out just at the right at the end there. But, um, we've been completely happy. I mean, just, I mean, just so happy. But I think normally when something is significantly wrong, I mean, the boat doesn't leave. That's not like a small matter, right? It's like, no, absolutely not. Not at all. Uh, you're going to get to a point here because I'm sort of binging Wednesday at the morning moment. And I just really, really need to get back to it.

or I need to see what that crazy hand is up to. Well, we're all in the service industry. I mean, look at us. All service, right? So usually I hate when people say that, as if everybody in the world doesn't know that this is going to, like that doesn't give you an extra anything to say I'm in the service industry. When people are like, you guys, we didn't get our drinks on time and we're in the service industry.

Oh, really? Because people who aren't in the service industry love getting terrible service. Like, what do you think that gives you over? everybody else. Shut up. Ron. So he's like, yeah, and you know, there's a standard gratuity, but I don't know that the group's going to be happy about doing that because everybody knows if you have a great waiter and terrible food, you should fuck over the waiter every single time. Yeah. Right, Captain? Yeah. And so, and meanwhile, the guest, the crew is, like Barbara and Rainbow, we're talking about how their tip is popping and be shit, whatever. So Carrie's like,

well, it's more mad now. I just got myself more mad because being in the service industry, you do have a leg up to know if the restaurant fucks up the restaurant takes a loss not the waiter what is wrong with you you should know better you comp the meal you comp the meal yeah i i almost wonder like did did ron already talk to the charter company and were they like we're not going to give you anything i don't know but carrie's like well at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing quite literally and it's a service industry and if the house makes a mistake the staff shouldn't suffer so thank you carry yeah yeah I was like, well, but this is a ship, not a house. So, you know, yachting wouldn't be what it is if all the boats never left the dock, right? It would be reasonable for that component of this to influence the way people thought. Like, normally the owner or whoever's in charge that would do something to make it, make it right? Do you understand? Do you understand how sad my white streak and my hair is right now?

Do you see it's crying? I can't have it crying. No, I know that's not your call, but my hair hurts. My hair really hurts right now. He's like, well, I've had a discussion with the agent about that. and there should be some compensation on the front end of the charter, and I've been told that there's a discussion that you and them will be having after. Oh, hell no.

That company sucks. They need to have this conversation right fucking now. This boat's not leaving. I'm on the odd side, too. I just don't like how he dealt with it. I'm sorry, what did you say? We all know the quote-unquote company is Bravo, right? Has to be.

I don't know how this works. If it's Bravo or if it's the actual owner of the boat. who does it? I don't know either. I feel like it's the owner of the boat. I think no matter what, like you do a tip because the service was still really excellent. Maybe, I mean, maybe it wasn't excellent. Like there was that jet ski issue, but like you could see that everyone was working super, super hard to keep them entertained to compensate. And I think punishing the crew is, is shitty, you know. Well, they get a huge discount right for shooting the show. So if this was, I think it's like 50% off. So if they're paying 60, this probably would have cost them $100.

So maybe the boat gets the boat owners rent it out for the show and they're taking kind of a loss anyway because they're saying, okay, we'll let you shoot on the boat for half the price because at least we're using the boat more, you know? And so if the thing doesn't happen and the boat doesn't move, they're probably telling Bravo like, hey, listen, you're still shooting. Bravo's still making their money on this episode. So we want our money from this episode. Like you're not going to stiff us when you still. got to shoot this episode on our boat so maybe that could cause some kind of complications or something yeah maybe or maybe this guy's just a dick wad so that's true jess just goes up to kyle she's like how are things going any actions and consequences you want to share and he's like well i need to watch what i'm doing and drinking and whatnot so monty nice i fucking love drinking though so at the point where i should stop that's where i go it's time to fucking go harder you know oh yeah i love when people have this discussion. They're like, you know what I really need to do? Change. That's the problem with me. I just don't know how to stop. Oh, going to drink this entire bottle of whiskey in five minutes.

Because that's what happens. So I can't feel for Kyle. Well, if you go down that road, you'll probably get a DIY. There's going to be a point where you can't turn back. It's like, yeah, absolutely. It's like, looking forward to it. Yeah. So there's some lunch, And it is a sad little lunch. It's like little sandwiches, you know, like lunch sandwiches when you're in the first grade and your mom's in a hurry. And she's like, here, it's some turkey with some cheese slapped on there. Get the fucking lunch, a little complainer. And Damo gets it.

And he's like, oh, is this how lunch? Gee, eish. And nothing's like, well, come on, you know, food is food. Captain told me, if I don't have time, make a sandwich, you know? You cannot be Christmas every day, guys. Okay, I'm fucking believable. Show me some respect. I'm part of the tips.

I do my best for the crew. I'm working hard, hard, bro. I'm not your bitch. All my life people put me down and I'm tired with that. Fuck off. Fuck off. Now you get sandwiches. You know what? I absolutely sighed with Anthony on this. Like, did Damo work up an appetite from all the not docking he was doing? You know what? Eat your sandwich. I know it's not like fancy, but like guess what? I have sandwiches like that like most of the week. Like we'll survive.

You know, you'll probably snacking. You're probably snacking all day anyway. Just eat your sandwich. Yeah, and eat two. Eat two of them instead. Yeah, if you eat two or three, eat your fill and then say, we need more. We ran out. But yeah, complaining about the sad sandwiches. Eat everyone else's sandwiches and then blame the chef. Yeah, I just say, I need more food. I'm a working boy or whatever.

Yeah, but like I thought that was really disrespectful when he's been cooking nonstop for like two straight days and then you're going to come in here and be like, is this it? Is this all we get? Like, it's just, I think it's totally obnoxious. I mean, I thought so too, but don't you think that Anthony is probably getting? getting revenge because no, I think Anthony's being passive, aggressive, passive regressive, passive aggressive because nobody took out the trash. And so now I was like, okay, now you're going to get sandwiches. As he should. Actions have consequences. These are called consequence sandwiches. I will gladly eat them. Yeah, because they basically said, oh, we don't

really give, we don't really care about Anthony. So why is he, after he has worked this crazy charter nonstop with like all these different requests and like having to really go. above and beyond because they were docked. Why should be like, wait, now let me drop everything for this crew. I mean, yes, he should do that for pride in his job. But they were just totally disrespectful to him. And so he's like, you know what? I'm just going to make you sandwiches today because I'm busy.

And you don't have respect for me. So guess what? It goes two ways. Yeah. Okay. So now the guests are departing. And Ron's like, guys, you were all a plus, plus, plus, plus, plus. Chef Anthony, we threw you curves, you know, vegans.

some not some vegetarians it was just great phraser your customer service god we're in the customer service business we own restaurants so you epitomize customer service and we've got something for you which is to show how much we didn't appreciate your service thanks suckers thanks losers I need to look up who um who is this guy and what his restaurants are, I need to find, like, you're going to have to hit up our old friend Gina Ragusa who writes, who's like, she's a writer and she always seems to know who all of the, the, the, the, the, uh, the guests are because I want to know who this person's, who this person is and who's their restaurants are because I want to find out, I want to find out what's going on.

And then I'm going to talk about, I'm going to talk about those Yelp reviews and everything, because I bet this guy has shitty, shitty restaurants, Ron. Well, the search results mentioned other below deck chefs like Marcos, who has blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, None of them are associated with Ron. Well, I can't find it so far. It's always really annoying. It's always like, it's always, I wish that Bravo was better about, like, giving details about these guests. Because every time they leave, I always want to, like, look them up and find out all the details and you never, ever can.

Yeah, I want to know. Let me get to the bottom of this. I want to know, too, but I can't find it. So maybe we'll see later. Someone will come out with it. Someone. So, um, we have restaurants to shame, people. Now everybody, Anthony pulls demo aside.

And he's like, let's have a quick chat, bro. What was I? A sandwich? I didn't like that direction, bro. And he's like, oh, it's just, it wasn't a lot. And he goes, well, I'm working 16 hours a day, you know, bra. So he's like, I'm not a little bitch. And when I hear that the primary guest was happy, my job, remember one thing.

Part of the tip is part of me too. So you remember that today when you get your amazing tip. This is all me. everybody today's tip is because of me that is funny it's like oh we just need a bit more food man like nobody thinks you're a bitch nobody thinks who you work for us but uh while you're here do you mind mopping the floor over there okay and stop with that attitude i'm not the bitch here and what i hear the primary guest was very happy of my job so remember remember me and hugo's like oh calm the fuck down hugo shut up no one's talking to you sir okay you need to

shut your face. You're being a real asshole this whole episode. You'd be quiet or you're going to get little consequent sandwiches all season. I love a consequence sandwich sandwich. Actually, I can really go for a consequence sandwich right now. I'm not going to lie. So

Carrie's like, all right, everyone meeting the Sky Lounge. Sky Lounge, everyone. So they all, the crew gathers before Kerry gets there. And you know, Fraser is like they'll gather there. And Anthony's angry.

And Barbara's like, well, I hope, I hope Anthony's making some snacks. And Frazier's, and Salain is like, yeah, we didn't have lunch. And Frasier goes, yeah, I wouldn't keep saying that. Hick's nay on the lunch day with Anthony A, okay, eh? So here, this is where I get confused. So he didn't even feed the whole staff. Like, did the crew, did the guys just eat all the sandwiches that you made? Because he was making, remember he was like cooking.

He was cooking in the galley and he had to step away to go to this meeting. So he just gave sandwiches to the deck crew to, like, shut them up and then was going to cook other stuff for later? Maybe, or maybe they ran out sandwiches. Maybe the duck crew did eat all the sandwiches. I'm not sure. But he was definitely in the galley cooking something. Because I thought he went to the galley to cook after the conversation with Damo, because Damo's like, we're just saying it's not enough food. So he's like, okay, fine.

So he went back to the galley to make more food is how I was taking it. I don't know. This is so stupid, like getting caught up in this stuff. Like, I have to remember what we're watching sometimes. I'm like, wait a minute. Who got, who got the sandwiches? I honestly keep on thinking about those sandwiches, and I want one really badly. Like, I'm craving.

Well, who's stopping you? It was like, you got some bread in your fridge, I mean, in your pantry? No, I'm going to make a sandwich, but we're podcasting. So I'm not going to stop the podcast right now. The podcast. You need a sandwich. That's a reason. Could you, yeah, bring the, bring the, bring the microphone up to the, the kitchen.

Yeah. So Fraser was like, please stop saying that barbara. She goes, well, what I'm so Anthony comes in. It's like, okay. I am long day. I'm finally okay. I argued with everybody. Now I'm calling again. She goes, where's lunch? And he's like, God damn it. What the fuck, bro. And he gets out of there. No, no, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. Fuck everyone. Everyone be careful. I'm going down to the galley and I'm going to do the mills. Violent thing known to man throwing a tea towel at the refrigerator. Be careful. Give me some space. He tells everybody, fuck y'all. Go fuck yourself. So he storms off and throws the towel. And Frasier's like, I told you not to say that. I literally just said. She was, oh, I didn't understand what was it.

You said, no. Barbara, these are the consequences of your actions right now. Do you understand? Do you understand what I go through? No, it's nice. Anthony's down there like, I'm going to serve you fucking lunch because it's treating me like a little bitch. I'm sick of being little bitch, little boy can't read or really?

I'm going to feed you dyslexia. Enjoy this dyslexia soup. So now Jess goes to chase him down and she's like, just ignore them. They don't understand. I took my test of that action. It's like, it's fine. It's fine. I just need to, you know, I need to have fit and then I'm fine.

Okay, I'm fine. Yes, I just need it. It'll be fine. I'll be fine. Okay. They're like, come on, come on. It's okay. It's okay. Come up. And Fras was like, she didn't realize you were sensitive to that.

She didn't know you had to make more food. Come on, it's all right. It's all right. Here, I promise that after this meeting, I'll help you shave your eyebrows even more narrow, okay? We're going full Joan Crawford today. All right, all right. I will do that. I will come upstairs with you.

All right. So he comes back upstairs. He's like, sorry, everyone. I freak out. I overheat, but everything is okay now. They're like, okay, geez. Meanwhile, everybody else is like, guys, let's try to. to guess how much tip there will be, I think, a million dollars. I think it's going to be $45,000.

And Kerry comes in, he's like, good news, we got money, bad news. God, Wednesday spent it all on crap. What a terrible season. Waste of my life. All right, listen, I want to thank everyone for working hard. Unfortunately, the guests, in their mind, they punished us for the boat not moving, which I don't think is fair, because as you saw, Hugo stood on the side of the boat, scratching his head for about three hours, which I think is worth something. So, unfortunately, we got 19 grand, which is 1461 each. Tomorrow we'll test the new controllers, and the guests are coming the next day. So, cheer up, everybody.

Tomorrow's a better day. Yeah, like, okay, well, I'm going to graduate to make food, and I'm sorry again for my compartment. That will not happen again. Oh, Anthony. Sorry, I had to throw one more tea towel at something, and Frasel, you were the one. Because Barbara told me you are mean to me that one time. I'm so sick of taking it to blame.

So he serves this great lunch now, and now everybody's like, holy shit. And he was like, holy shit, this is great. Probably the best group food we've ever had. Amazing. Yeah, they like this now because he now compensates. He just needed to draw a little bit of blood. And now he's like back to like making amazing.

lunches. So then we had this whole slow-mo dramatic thing where Kyle goes for some, was that Johnny Walker that he grabbed? And he starts pouring it at slow motion and then like voices in his head being like, you're almost fired. Like, oh, you're terrible Kyle. And like consequences of your actions. And he's haunted by it all. Yeah. It's like as he drinks, we see all. of his horrible, horrible thoughts swirling in his mouth. So then they go to the Mimosa Lounge. And Kyle is shit-faced already. He probably went through that whole bottle. He's got dark eyes. He's squinting and he stands up and gives a speech. He's like, it's been a pleasure and actually absolute pleasure. I'm glad I'm still with you guys. And, you know, sometimes you get away with things

in life and I'm really, really proud that I got away with this. I got away with something I wasn't supposed to get away with he goes like get away that sounds guilty he's like what i really thought that fucking fraser would have really really you know done me in so here we are all together and let's have a drink together and phrasia's like um excuse me what did you mean by that he's like oh i didn't mean anything except that you know to demot stop pushing me down and so dameau's like um well it wasn't phraser's fault it was my fault and fraser's now mad he's like you know what that's not cool It's not cool. Let me say this in French.

I don't say Hello, Ovoire, okay? I'm probably French, but you're a stupid shitty bitch asshole, Bonjour,

au revoir. And we see the subtitles and what he actually said was, God, I'm so fat and he storms off. He's like, I'm not playing this game

and Carl's being really mean, by the way, just the way he says it and he's got this evil look in his eye. He's really being an asshole. And when he tells him both, Oh, no, it's both your fault.

No, Kyle, it's your fucking fault. You got shit face. You fucked a guess. And then you told everybody you could possibly tell on national TV. You're trying to get fired again. Just quit. Why do people like this always have to make it everybody else's responsibility to make them fail? So you can blame everybody else and be the fucking victim in your life.

Stop doing that. If you want to quit and you want to go be a loser, then do it on your own accord. Stop making everybody else make these choices for you. Sir. Okay. If you want to be a loser, go fucking be a loser. and stop dragging everybody down with you. Frazer's already enough of an asshole without having you drag him down more.

And also, again, it's your fault and you're going to pretend like you're, what you're really showing is that you don't take, you don't take accountability. So everything that you said to Captain Kerry was also bullshit, which means that, you know, last week your whole thing was, the choice was either that you cross the line with the guests or you are full of bullshit. And we thought the bullshit was bad enough that you should be fired. but now you're also now you're just compounding the bullshit by lying about being accountable about the bullshit you said anyway which we all we think is a lie anyway so the point is that you're just like shit you're just like garbage so like yeah you're acting like garbage you need to cut that shit off and fraser's like i'm pissed if anyone needs to be held accountable it's stilly now please i will not be villainized please get these cameras away please and jess goes over to him and she's like yes please we don't want cameras anywhere near us us on this television show about drama, please keep the cameras away.

No, ma'am, you've gotten away with an entire season of fucking people over, and you've got an entire charter where you didn't have to do dick, except complain about stuff and make out. You don't get to tell the people who have actually been on their feet working to go away. That's not your, that's, no. No, no, you don't get to do that, so go away. And, but at the same time, these are the consequences of, guy's actions on phaser so please cameras go away please please don't show spoiler like this i mean

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