Watch What Crappens - #2976 McBee Dynasty S02E08: Combine Cam Confessions

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

Jesse gets some pre-wedding anxiety on McBee Dynasty and his brothers are a huge help. Just kidding. They scare him more and make him cry. Cole ups the ante and thinks of getting a ring for his lady, which is scarier than anything that’s happened on this show yet. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's a McB Dynasty, and my boys are crying. He's just a boy. You know how boys are. They get upset sometimes. We've got to be there for him. Oh, Jesse never cries. I've never seen Jesse cry. I don't cry.

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More like panic in my brain that this season is still going. How is this season longer than Next Gen New York City? Why do they, like, how does this show get more episodes than Next Gen New York City? Next Gen New York City was so good. And then this show is like eight episodes, no season finale in sight. I don't understand it. It's not fair. Well, last season it was 10 episodes, so maybe they're going to stick with their team.

Man, this show is amazing, and I need to know what happens. Fine. On the show. Sorry, I got emotional. I know that I never get emotional. I'm like the Jesse McBee of this podcast. You guys, I've never seen Ben cry. Like, I just saw him cry right now.

Ben just cried for the first time. Last we saw. Yeah. Well, you mean, Jesse and Allie? They're just such an odd couple. It's like they're just like, you know, I don't know. They seem just weird together. But I read today that she, so they end up having a baby.

Spoiler alert. And the due date, so it looks like she was pregnant three months before they got married. So she's probably pregnant right now. And that's heightening all of this with him freaking out. And they're not saying it. But I think he's like, oh, my God, I'm a dad. I'm going to be a dad. I'm going to have a, I think there's a lot more going on.

And so him being nervous about it, of course, is going to upset her. more because she's like, hi there. I'm having our baby. You're freaking out. So, you know, there's all this stuff going on. I want to know why it wasn't on the show that she was pregnant. That's weird. Why are you hiding things, McBead honesty? Wow. Well, maybe, maybe that's going to come out like the baby itself. Maybe that maybe in the next episode or the season finale, that'll be the big twist. I'm pregnant. So who knows? Who knows? All sorts of great things happen in that city house of theirs. But last we saw in the McBean Dynasty, the boys took one of their fame infamous trips in Nashville. They sure do know how to find travel. And then we see them all there partying in a

bar. And while bar goers are going, USA, USA, USA. To anybody who might have been lost and thought they were in a different country. I love when people sat that. Like, can we all just have a country check? Where are we? God, I've had a lot. lot of drinks. Are we in France right now? We're in the USA, you idiot. U.S. Let's help them, boys. But back home the girls while they were waiting with their mams crashed. And then we see all the girls sitting there on the couch in Jesse's house with the blue walls. And Casey is like, Cole, I'm so sick of setting boundaries and you ignoring them and such. But Cole wasn't the only one catching hell about the trip hookin christie drinking 9000 calories and one latte thing so christie's

there with her gigantic cream drink whatever the fuck that i mean that's been bothering me all week that christie is that thin with whatever she's drinking because that just looks like me i just i want it it triggers my binge it triggers my binge my binge my binge it opens up my dribble door so uh he's so she's like the time of the trip was not good. It's like, what am I supposed to do? Sit alone at my house all day, every day. Hey, stupid mother, you're the most pessimistic person I've ever heard about Nashville trips.

I smell trouble. And Steven has been trying to move on from Cala for reals this time. But here's the kicker. I'm still thinking about Calla. And Pretty Boy finally opened up that he's nervous about getting married as boys are. They're just boys. we see Jesse like I'm scared about we see Jake going are you nervous about getting married

and Jesse going yeah look at that opening up he just did it's like a floodgate over there wow what a what a twist someone is nervous ahead of their wedding day let's build an entire episode off of this this thing that's never happened in humankind

well let's let's start this story off in Gallatin Missouri otherwise known as not good enough to be gelatin, Missouri. So Cole is driving. This episode is really big on trying to make us believe that these boys go drive the combines every day. And I just don't believe it. They look extremely confused in the combines.

Yeah, they really do. So they're driving along in this big old thing. And then, but they stopped to talk to Jake, the farmhand and Jesse. And so Cole's like, well, I'm hoping for about 45 bushels this year. I mean, some beans were balanced. And so it's hard to, so it's a little dry out. I don't know. So, Jack's like, we'll keep on ruining.

So now Jesse hops into the combine and it's time for him to go combining. Yeah. And Cole's like, well, corn harvest is underway, but we also need to get ready for soybean harvest. So I need to get these combines cutting as fresh possible. I think it's going to be the best soybean crop I've ever grown. It's going to be $900 a bushel. It's going to be $1,000 a bushel. I don't know.

It could be $5 million a bushel. I don't know. I can, I'm going to save this family. You just watch. You just watch. You just watch Pretty Boy does nothing but nothing. Sorry. Sorry.

I just ran over a VW. But thank God those things are small. Get out of the road, hippie. So then meanwhile, Stephen goes and picks up his mom, Christy in his truck. And he's like, he gets in. He's like, sorry, I'm just going to take some day quill. Hold on one second. Which I was like, are you a lot to take day quill and drive?

I mean, I guess it's the one that keeps you alert. But like, there's just something funny about like, I don't know why him's announcing he's going to take some dick while it just so he starts driving and then um he's like you know not to make excuses for anything but the other day at the coffee shop i just wasn't feeling too hot okay so i've been working out a lot and i don't feel hot and so she's like oh that's okay and we see him arguing about um you know we see a flashback to when she was telling him it was a bad time to go to nashville and um you know christie's basically saying uh like stephen's mood is what caused the breakup with Cala.

Yeah, and he's like, well, obviously, when things are good, it makes you think the relationship is good, so maybe I should stay, you know, because me and Cala, we have had some good times, mostly talking about what Hillbilly fucks my brothers are, and that's been fun. I know, you know, but these past three years have really taken a toll on you. I mean, look at you. One of your eyes is closed more than the other one now. You're turning into a caram. I think you need to give yourself a chance at a meeting other girls, because someone's going

to make her happy, but that person is not. not you. That person is some kind of a gallery owner or something in Dallas. Have you seen the social media stuff she's been doing for this gallery in Dallas? I've been keeping up with Cala's social media. Have I been actively pausing anything happening in my life to go see what is Cal up to? The answer is no, I have not. What do you want to know? I'm going to tell you. And I'm going to go look right now, of course. See, I don't know if she's dating somebody with a gallery or what. But she's somehow hooked up with this gallery now.

She's working at this gallery. And she's doing the social for the gallery. And she's like, wow, look at this gallery. This gallery is my favorite gallery to go to for art in the Dallas area. And then they show her with some other blonde girl. And she's like, do you know anything about this artist? Scrooge McDuck? And she's like, Scrooge McDuck is like one of my favorite artists.

The way they mix the glamour in with like the art. artist, artistness of the piece is really something. And the girl's like, yeah, I really love art. She's like, yeah, me too. I'm so into art. Come to this art gallery to see some art. Cala is the person who buys like the whale art. You know, she's the one who, you're always like,

who buys these wretched paintings? It's Calla. She's like, it's beautiful. Yeah. So she's like, please don't get back with Cala. I hate her. So they drive by Masha and Stephen goes, well, there's Russian number two, mama. And she's like, that's Masha.

I've never seen her before. Gosh, I've pictured her with a sledgehammer in her hand or something. Never seen her before. But haven't you? Haven't you seen Masha before in the mirror? And by looking to Galena. You're all from the DNA goop, like the same goop of DNA. Like, come on, you've seen her.

What if it turned out that Christy was really the one kidnapping chickens and sledgehammering the cars? I would love that. That would be great. That would be great. Because they're all Targaryans and they're all crazy. But every time they show up on camera, they all look the same, so you can't really tell who's who.

Christy's been getting away with it this whole time. So now we go to Jesse and Ali's farmhouse and Casey is sitting in the kitchen while Ali is trying to make some sort of food. And Casey's like, being one of the girls

and his family of boys can be tough. So I'm really happy Allie and I have each other's backs. Yes. Ali and Casey, they have each other's backs. That way they can finally let out all that charisma

they've been holding up on the inside. I was going to say, whenever these two come on screen together, I'm like, wait a minute, hold it back. Close the gates because charisma's about to start banging through here. Charisma's about to fill our lives.

Are we watching Buffy the Vampires there? Because I could swear that charisma Carpenter is on screen right now. What is happening? Hey, Ali, that's half a discussion. I can't believe y'all have been together since you were 16. That's a long time. And Ali's like, yeah, we were babies. I was a bit of like a cougar.

I'll admit it. But at least I waited until he could drive. What helped keep us on a good foot is that we were best friends before we were in a relationship. And I think that helps because, you know, we're high school sweethearts and like we were babies when we met, but we've been through so much in life together. We've grown so much together. I've done so many cross countries. We've been through so much together. For instance, I did a triathlon once. He harvested some soybeans once. We went to Marshall's once and bought like a little sign that said wine served here, things like that. It's been through a lot. Well, I think there's a preconceived notion The high school sweethearts end up in divorce And don't make it

But I think we're going to break that cycle Mm-hmm How many years did it take for him to propose to you again? Just going to ask this one and know How many years do you give them? I'm going to give them actually a long time I'm going to give them 12 years I yeah okay my feeling is this my experience is that if you've been wanting to be if you've been waiting for the question to be popped for like more than two years probably if you've been or I shouldn't say if you've been waiting for like five or six years it's it's gonna it's not gonna go well I'm just saying this from my experience with people I've known where this has happened where you're like you're really just like like be like are you going to pop the question you're pop the question and then finally he's like okay I'll pop the question it's like

It usually does not end so well. And so I kind of get the sense that that's what happened with these two, right? Because she makes jokes about that, like, well, finally pop the question. Or am I misreading their backstory? Well, yeah, it took a while, but they're also raised by this monster. And they're all not supportive of each other because they think that their dad wouldn't like them getting married. So it's like they feel guilty getting married. It's weird.

Like he's like, oh, God, I can't believe I'm doing this to my family. And then his family's like, well, you're going to have a sign of pre-nup, right? Yeah, because if you don't, she can't be part, you know, she, you can't be part of the business no more. So they're stressing him, you know, and they're all telling them like your marriage is going to end. What's the point? Marriage sucks because that's what their dad tells them. Yeah. Well, and also they just sort of seem like they're on autopilot a little bit. Like they've just only been with each other since 16.

And like I know there's like high school, high school sweethearts can go and have big long, lifelong marriages. And it's like amazing when that happens. Those are such lovely stories. But you kind of get the sense that these two are like, I don't know. They're like, well, we're together because we're supposed to be together. Like she's like, she like wants to be down in the city. He wants to be up in the farm. She's like, I don't know, like you just sort of sense like they're just a couple of inertia.

I also think there's no one in Gallatin. You know, we talked about this last week with Stephen like, there is no one today. What am I supposed to do? There's nobody here. There are no boobies in this town. So I'm wondering if it's just like optionless. but she has options because she's working in the big city yeah and then again when they get together i mean their banter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chatter chemistry just like yeah

she finishes her sentences she finishes his sentences it's like these two weren't made for each other i know the conversation is fucking sparkling so it's like you know maybe they would be attracted to somebody else but who else are they going to have that kind of repartee with I know, am I right? I mean, how else you're going to find somebody else to use dot, dot, dot, multiple times in one sentence? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Every pot has a lid, and this lid is specifically shaped for Jesse. This is just a, you know.

Guys, Jesse is doing the compound. He's the compound. And on the screen, we see compound cam. Don't, don't, don't. It's like black and white. and there's music playing. It's like really sad music. And Jesse's like,

Combining the land out there by yourself. Combining the land, sorry, I should say. You have a lot of time to think. Watch, I'm going to do it right now. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot. Forgot what I was saying. Every time I think about marriage, I start sweating.

My heart feels like it's beating out of my chest. when i feel that stress blowing up i don't really know what to do so i just sort of get quiet again and just keep on combining combine cam complete it was just like a guy come like it's sitting in like a cockpit like a driver's seat just like looking bored i was laughing so hard more combining i know i know i was laughing so hard that they're like combine cab and it's in black and white and they just show them they're like jesse is having a nervous breakdown to really sad music. And he's like, yeah, combining. It's hard. We all know he's stressing out because when he's combining out there alone, he's

listening to Carly Ray Jepson. He's like, I don't know if I should tell my family, I listen to Carly Ray Jepson. I wish. Oh, my God. I want him so bad. It's all I want. It's all I'm asking for life is Jesse. So inside the McBeebe Farm Country Kitchen. So Jesse comes in and Stephen's there and he's like, equipment keeps breaking on us. He's like, Well, I heard there was a fire out there. What happened with that? What is going to happen with fire and soy beans? We need $6 million by November 6th.

Or we are fucked. This whole family is going under. Do you understand? He's like, well, thankfully, I had an extinguisher under my seat. He goes, the fire was that bad? Yeah, if you heard about a fire on a fucking combine, yeah, bro. Maybe Jesse's panic attack is because he's riding this massive machine that last week the wheel went flying off. And this week caught on fire.

and the other week didn't have breaks and crash into another one what are these people doing with these machines do they know how to maintain them Jesus what is happening

I fixed it but you know I had a little bit of a freak out moment I don't know if you caught combine cam on TV but

you know I had to look up symptoms and stuff and I think it's called an anxiety attack and it's oh you felt you just feel like

you're having a heart attack because yeah like well Not like I feel nervous, but I'm so nervous about the wedding. Like, I keep thinking about when, you know, we were younger and all we saw marriage was mom and dad fighting. So, like, would a married people have to look forward to? Not being like your brothers for one thing. Yeah, that's true.

You know? What do single people have to look forward to? Nothing. I mean, the same thing either way. Either way, you're getting older and you're dying sooner. So just you might as well do it with someone you like if that's your thing. So he says, when it comes to marriage, I'm a little jaded, I guess, because based on my experience with my parents and seeing how dysfunctional it was,

is that how my life is going to be? Well, you're still a farmer, okay, and you didn't get scared off from your dad on that. So I don't know, we just, I don't know, should get off the pot at this point. Yeah, and what's going to be better? You're going to not get married to the woman that you love since you were a teenager and then end up what? Like your dad? He seems super happy.

I mean, why would that option look better? I think he just doesn't want to disappoint his family. And his family is like, you get married is huge disappointment. And Stephen doesn't make him feel any better. He's like, I mean, marriage is a big deal, but it's not like your life is over technically, exactly. And he's like, well, but then I got lightheaded yesterday. I felt like I was going to pass out. And Stephen just goes, hmm, that's horrible.

Dude, why don't you tell him you love her? there's no reason for you to be nervous you guys have been together forever don't let dad freak you out you do what you need to do but instead he's like hmm i got nothing to say to you um i can't say pussy on tv so really at a loss yeah um i i just only wish i cared enough to feel bad for jesse right now because he's like i just i didn't want to tell alley and make her nervous thinking that i'm nervous and it's nothing to do with alley anyway but obviously she's too good for me and the first place being a city woman and such and being around all the busy people and the sidewalks and such but being 30 and everything just makes you wonder if there's someone something else out

there for you know you ever see that fival movie and he's like somewhere out there what if there's like i don't know a sister i could be fucking that'd be great i could be out there fucking a mouse in a cartoon but instead here i am in a sweatshop i mean i'm in combines all day I could be just floating around in a bottle looking for some sweet, sweet mouse tang, but you know. Have a quit. You ever get an erection when you listen to Linda

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Join Wondery Plus right now. So it's like, yeah, you know, and then you start wondering, Like, I'm 30. I'm not going to have a chance to ever find anything again. Maybe I just wasted it all. At 30, everything is over. Oh, for Christ's sake.

I think 30. That's it. Well, sweet, sweet Jesse, here's what you do. You suppress these feelings. You have your wedding for Bravo. And then later on, you just cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. And say, well, I just didn't know. I wanted to see what else was out there because we know this is what he's going to do.

This is his trajectory. It'll be a whole scandal and it's just going to be like, well, I was with the same woman all my life. How was I supposed to know? So just save us all the time and the effort. Just go on with your trajectory of your life. He'll always have that built-in excuse and things to flashback to. Although I don't get a doucheback vibe from Jesse because I do really like Jesse. And I think he's nice.

I mean, not just because he's hot. It does seem nice. But I think he seems sweet. I don't think he seems sweet. going to be a big cheater, cheater, or Cheater Pumpkin Eater, but I mean, I don't know. I mean, he goes to Nashville all the time and he hasn't been caught cheating. But then I think in season one, he alluded to cheating on her before or getting in trouble.

I don't get cheating vibes from him, but also I'm just saying, like, we've all seen this before with all these relationships. Like, this is what happens. He's going to have a midlife crisis at some point, and he'll cheat. I just think it's just, there's too many odds working against him, unfortunately. Yeah. Well, I guess time will tell. I guess we'll see in season 10 of this show.

Can't wait. Can't wait to get this update. Can't wait for this show to be a surprise success and we're stuck with it for the rest of our podcast. Do we know how this show is doing, by the way? Is it doing well? Is it not doing well? Are people watching it? I don't know, but I'll look it up while you continue this next scene.

Okay. Well, Stephen calls Cole. And Stephen's like, Steve's like, Cole, Jesse just broke down to me. Yeah, he cried. That's right. He cried.

I think he's having second thoughts out of this world. I've never seen him cry. I started laughing his face. I pointed in his face and said, pussy, you're a little pussy. We only knew you're a pussy. We just wait for the evidence.

And now he gave it to us. God, I have never seen someone more pessimistic about crying before. And you are disgusting, disgusting trash, you little fucking boy. Go back to kindergarten and cry like the little girl that you are.

If you're going to cry, why don't you cry on cold, stupid crops that are underperforming by 50 bushels per bushel. Okay. I was like, hey, what? He didn't cry. Wait, he cried. Wow. I can't believe he cried. He cried. A grown man cried. Can you believe it? He cried. And he cried worse than you cried when you cried the other day in the truck. Well, no, I didn't cry. I'm tough. I don't cry. I don't cry. I don't cry. I'm a tough guy who doesn't cry. You cried after that. He'll beat you. You tried to punch a hill and you lost a hill. And then you cried. Don't forget that either. Both of you guys cried. You're both

pussy bitches. I've changed. I don't know what you're talking about. I never financial or nothing. I'm a different person I was here. Why can't nobody understand that I've changed? Okay, I looked up the ratings on at ratings Bravo on X. Love you. Love your work. Last week, they had 0.287, so 287,000 viewers. And it was the series low in total viewers and their lead-in show below deck had seven about seven and a half million viewers and it was their season high so they lost a lot of that audience uh so not good i don't know how many people are on peacock because it started on peacock so maybe a lot more people watch it there but and again ratings don't really are really a small part of the picture these days they use different

metrics but i was just curious to know yeah not good basically um so uh Jesse's like, well, you know, wait, oh, we already did that part. Sorry, I was looking at Brady. We're at sunrise over the McBee, Fermi. We're at a good song right now. Get Trixie. What's Trixie Monocle's name on here? Trixie McMonicle.

Let's get Trixie McMonicle out here to sing for us. Grab a bottle out from underneath the front seat. You won't find me drinking in the city. I just need my dirt road whiskey. I ain't drinking in the city. What am I? What? I'm going to have some dirt road whiskey.

It's only kind worth having. You got whiskey in the bottle. I want whiskey in a bean can. And then we got my favorite scene of the episode because I didn't understand why it was here, except but I did enjoy that. I thought it was a very warm, lovely little scene that had nothing to do with anything.

we see this guy named Weikus and he pulls up in a combine and Tess is just standing by the side of the road, just standing there. And she's like, hey, I got something for you. Remember when you said you wanted some beers for helping me last night? Here's some beers. So she gives him some beers. And Wycus is like, thanks. Oh, they're root beers. That's what you wanted, right?

But she just gives root beers and they laugh. And is Wycus her son or something? Like, who's Weikas? I don't know. It's like, didn't you want root beer? Oh, ha, ha, ha, you got root beers and turned a ring of the beer? I just like the idea of Tesla waiting on the side of the road for hours. Hold, that combine's coming soon.

This jokes will be real good. You're giving root beers. Tessa laughed out about 97 cigarettes for five minutes. So then we go to the. white iron ridge wedding venue and it's a big barn house because what else would it be you know and i'm glad they decided not to get married at the the family barn and instead hire a slightly fancier barn to get married and making the big yes so allie's like remember this place and he's like yep still what still a barn okay there's a joke in there somewhere but i'm just like just like just

like you. So they meet the wedding planners, Amanda. She's like, hi, guys. I'm Amanda. So let's go over some aesthetic options. You guys are excited. Here we are for the wedding. Excited for wedding, Jesse. Jesse's like, oh, my God. I've got my jeans pulled up real tight today. I can tell you that much.

I just want to be back in the combine, combine, combine. Honestly, this wedding is what Ali and her family want and I'm just scared at the moment, scared of flowers and chairs. I don't like it. So then we go to Cole's house. So Cole pulls up and he's like, well, I got an interesting phone call from Steven. He said Jesse's nervous about next week and had a panic attack and he was out on the tractor. Can you believe it? A panic attack on the tractor? What kind of crazy lip stuff is this? He's like, he had a panic attack because he's getting married. He wants to marry Ellie. I I hope so.

Oh, can you believe a panic attack on a combine? So back to the venue, Amanda's like, oh, Allie, you look so happy. And Jesse, you look. Okay, well, Jesse's not going to smile. Jesse is facing a corner like he's in the Blair Witch Project. Okay. Well, let's look. Jesse, you want a baby Ruth?

You want a little, we got a juice box for you, Jesse. You want to come out? You want to say hi? No, Jesse? No? Okay, that's fine. Allie's like, yeah, it's about time for this to look at a wedding place. And Amanda's like, Jesse, how long did it take you to pop the question?

He's like, about 10 and a half years, I think. Actually, we've been together for 12, Jesse. So we've been together for 12 years. She likes to round up. Whatever. So then everyone goes outside, and Ali's like, okay, he is going to build a hexagon arbor. So that'll be done. right jesse you are going to be making the hexagon arbor you always said hexagon arbor you always said

our relationship is like a hexagon arbor a square that was actually six-sided and has trees on it okay so you're going to make that right he's like yeah i'll make a hexagon arbor and then back to cole col's like i think he just knows it's going to be a big change and he's afraid he won't be fun anymore or he won't be able to call it his friends or nothing like that in case like yeah but it's a good change right my i mean it's not a bad thing sometimes you just have to grow up you know i mean i don't think i'd feel good about knowing that he was having panic attacks before getting married so i think they need to have that conversation about it maybe before they get married or some who gave her a lobotomay because i think she gets she should get her money back this is just like k they didn't go far enough

yes you're like more lobotomy that lobotomy was too subtle she's listening to casey draw on about any point that she makes and i say this as someone who has long-winded himself but like jesus god you're on tv lady come on be snappy well it's dressed a plan and takes away from the day you know because weddings are hard like it's supposed to be about you you know it's supposed to be a small thing weddings you know that's why me and you we're going to get married at the back of the farm or something we're going to have like a party and pickup truck you know it's going to be like we're going to have like uh like those things you do before the football games you know like a truck a truck back thing what are they called tailgating tailgating we're going to be tailgating

we're going to have tailgate party in the back of the barn that's what we're going to do we're just going to put out something on facebook that's like hey everybody's here if you want to come get shit face let's do it and my baby's drunk i mean i don't know it's more offensive that he wants to have their wedding is just like a like a cake party at the barn or that he's going to invite everyone over Facebook Casey's not loving it you just see her she's like you just see the look on her face she's like I attach my ride to the wrong horse like this is like yeah she's like she's like she's just she is she's committed to this I mean she's pregnant pregnant so she's like I'm going to see this through but she just sees what her life is

going to be and it's not good this is not a fairy tale it's not good so She's like, but I don't think, yeah, like, I shouldn't be so stressful. Would you quit interrupting me? Sorry. I think being stressed out. Yeah, you know what? Like, we should get married in a barn. God damn it.

Cool. I mean, she's having panic attacks, but marriage is like a big thing, you know? The McBeeb man aren't good at expressing emotion except maybe anger, which is why I'm staying in this relationship, of course. It's like, what, how many red flags do you need? Come on, Casey. You may be boring as hell. You may be deeply uninteresting, but you still deserve better than one of these guys. Go off to the big city and find yourself a new cap.

Yeah, Casey's so cute. I don't know what she's putting up with this guy for. Casey's beautiful. She's sweet. I was about to say she's beautiful. She's in talent. She's sweet. She loves a lunchable.

I mean, there's a big market for that. I feel like there was a period of time when she, was interesting and that coal just drained it all out of her and I think she needs to go somewhere where she can be like she can be like you know how you like your body needs electrolytes she needs personality lights and they just need to like just be ejected back into her because I know that she had them at some point she needs behind her eyes lights yes there is definitely there's definitely a darkness back there. So we go back to the venue and now they're kind of

rehearsing and Jesse's standing where he's supposed to stand and they're like, Jesse, you're on the wrong side Jesse. The groom stands on the other side dummy. And Amanda's like Hey Jesse, what's stressing you around exactly? And he goes, oh, well, you know, just mostly her.

She goes, he looks terrified. And Ali's like, um, Jesse, it's going to be here before you know it, Jesse. And you're standing on the wrong side. He's like, oh God. Get me. out of his. Oh, man. Will he ever be able to

build that hexagonal arbor? I just don't know. That's probably why he's stressed because he's sitting there combining instead of building some sort of single-used hexagon arbor.

So is it even called an arbor? It's not called an arbor. I don't know. I don't know what you guys are talking about. You know, it's like the thing, it's not an arbor.

It's trellis maybe is what. Oh, hexagonal arbor. isn't what you're thinking of it's at least I looked it up and it's just basically like a big stop sign that you hang lights and stuff in but you don't stand in it it looks pretty small

I guess it is called a heart in arbor yeah it's like a you know it's like a big it's like a basically it's like a large way to stand under while you get married I guess right yeah it's fine it's cute

yeah that's cute it's cute enough Yeah, it's just big enough to stand under. So that's cute. Like people take them to the beach and they stand under them under the beach or whatever. Let's go to Independence, Missouri. All the towns are independent. Throw your arms up at me.

Throw your combines at me. Ow! Sorry, sorry there, Tessa. Someone threw a combine at me. Geez, sorry for being single. We're at Hereford House restaurant. or maybe it's pronounced here ford as in you go there and they're like here you just got a ford um christie and cole sit down for a nice mother potato chat and christie is like i she's like i can't

believe i'm having a girl you're having a girl i mean i mean you're having a girl i'm not having girl but i feel like we're all having a girl i'm like trust me you're having the girl you're having a girl you will be raising that child ma'am you will be you will be the one okay yeah He's like, I'm excited to be a girl, dad, but nervous. There's a lot I need to learn about how a girl thinks. God forbid I do it while I'm actually in a relationship with one. How about we start with hygiene and then you can work to up to like how a girl thinks. Yeah.

How about like wipe the mustard off your shirt? Let's start there. Okay. Let's start with some basics. Okay. How about hills should not be punched? because it's a futile exercise. Yeah, and Christy's like, well, I don't know, Stephen and Cal,

I think that marriage is in their future, but I can tell you, it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be in their future. And he's like, well, I know how you feel about me getting married, you know, with Casey and me. I'm not like all the way there yet, though, Mama, you know, because like maybe after the baby's born, the house is done, stuff like that, maybe we could be out there, or maybe by the time she's talking about us, she'll be ready, you know? And she's like, well, your little girl needs her parents married, you know?

Your little girl can't go through divorce unless she's got married. married parents. I know. Well, but the problem is I want to price out an elk hunt first before the ring budget. It's like an elk cut. How much is an elk cut? He goes, well, it's not

like 12 grand. I mean, they're pretty expensive, you know. I guess I could push that back though, after I get a ring. She's like, yeah, maybe we should prioritize a wedding over an elk or murdering elk. Okay? Wait, what if I invite everyone on

Facebook messenger and say, hey, come to the elk hunt, but it's actually a wedding. That way you kill two birds and an elk with one stone. I'd really rather not put your wife and child in danger, Cole. Well, that's a good point. But, you know, she's like, you know what we should do since you're completely unsure about this? Let's go look for wedding rings right now. I know a wedding store right in the parking lot of Hereford's. So let's go right out in the back to get in the car. And they say two sentences and they're like, I don't even I think there wasn't there. And they're like right in front of, you know, Zales, Bill's, Bill's jewelry discount center. So he walks in in his t-shirt and he's like,

look at the, wow, look at this, wow. So they walk into Drennan. It's actually called Drennan Jewelry. Come to Drennan Jewelry, the best jewelry you can get from Mr. Drennan himself. So this guy, Steve, is there. And Chris, he's. He's like, we're looking for our engagement rings.

And Steve is like, okay, for who? For a call here? Is there a different? This one right here? This one found someone? Wait a second. There's someone who would actually want to fuck this man. Okay.

See, I love you, but this joke, you cannot be pranking me like this on TV. You can't just be bringing people in from off the streets, Christy. This is a serious business. I know we went to high school together, but could you bring me something serious? No, he's right going to get married. That's my son. Andrew admitting to this sack of shit being your son. Are you kidding me?

This sentient marshmallow is getting engaged. Are you kidding me? All right. Let me see if I can find a ring shape inspired by burp. All right. Let me see what I got around here. All right. Let me see what we've got from the Frosty the Snowman collection because that's what you brought

into me basically. Cranking up the heat as high as I can go and you're still not melting. Okay. Do you know what kind of cut you on? And he's like, well, she's telling me before, but I'm not really sure. I remember what kind she said. I think it was like a rectangle or something. He's like, okay, well, that's called a radiant cut, which no one is ever going to confuse you with.

Okay. There's a cushion cut. Got that, Spades. Amarles. Cushing cut. Cole, they call them Cole, cushion cut, Mickey. yellow gold is popular white gold is energy he's like i'll take the white gold black gold no further oh oh okay i stand for white gold i'll tell you that right now

he's like i don't know anything about diamond so this is all new to me i've been looking up on facebook to see what i can find but so far i'm just getting a lot of facebook marketplace well so how much do you think of two carrot diamond ringwood cost he's like uh i don't know maybe uh two elk okay uh maybe look it up on your phone son so he pulls out his phone and he looks and he's like whoa that's a lot more than two grand i need to take a loan out for that it's crazy that's a lot of money commercials here comes one right now so we come back and Steve it's like okay here's a thin rectangular okay that should be our goal for the future go ahead and try this on

buddy but wait a second this isn't orange well why would it be orange well you said it was a carrot ring okay Chrissy I'm going to have to have you remove your son from my store are terrorists even hidden carrots what do we get them from China

shit okay listen I don't know carrots were this expensive guess what okay Stephen I've got a great new idea next week next year we grow carrots okay they're selling for thousands of dollars so the price of this ring is 10 grand and Cole's like wow so weird you know like I'm going for my dad he says marriage is a prison

saying it's my mom who's all about getting married for a baby you know I just I do think Casey wants to get married until after the baby but I mean I don't know if it's the right person in the right time why wait well it's kind of the point you're not the right person dude like you're still getting so fucked up that you're telling your boyfriend's girlfriend in front of everybody you want to eat her ass out at the lake of the ozarks i mean i don't think you're ready sir i don't think she's ready for you you're going to have to do a lot of change in cole i don't think she's ready for this jelly so um which by the way all this acting like casey's not going to marry cole is crazy i mean aren't they already married i'm going to look it up

there's don't wait for me nothing nothing thing says I'm just going to settle for the rest of my life than Casey's face like this is this she is this the original settler of Catan she's just like I'm settler of Coltan so now we go over to cornerstone coffee they keep on going to these these shitty looking coffee shops are there like is there's like is there's just a better option in any of these places for them they just so they go and stephen gets a coffee and he's like you know I've been thinking about what my family has said about me and Cal over the last three years and how it might be beneficial

to try to meet someone new, someone I don't have to have a negative history with. And then so they're leading up, it's sort of like they're making seem like he's going on a date, which we know he's never going to go on a date. We know it's going to be. I was interested to see what he could pull, though, in Gallatin. And honestly, I thought for one second, I hope

it's Brooke. I hope it's his dad's ex-girlfriend. Because he actually had some chemistry with Brooke, you know, and she's wanted to make me. So maybe, I thought maybe was going to be Brooke, but it was actually Tunt on Tala. No one's surprised. No one is surprised here.

Kala, Kala. So then Steven's doing this whole thing about like, you know, like you know, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. I'm like, I know. That's why I watch this show. Because I keep expecting it to be good. And he's like, that's why

I'm doing this. Trying to the same thing over over, but with different results. Obviously, she looks gorgeous, but she just makes me weak every time she looks this good. But she was also my best friend, you know, because we would talk about things. Like, hey, here's some evidence of her being my best friend. Like, look at us, looking at us, we're looking at corn together in the field. Look at, I'm showing her some baby corn. My best friend.

So she's like, hi. How are you? Good to see you. And he's like, well, I've been up a lot at night realizing how many calories these milkshakes having them, you know, and I never really think about that, but you're not there anymore to think about it for me. And I've been thinking how much of what happened, wouldn't really your fault. But, you know, the distance we've had this last week's, it gave me a clear enough head to see that. And also, masturbation is really, really difficult. So please come back to me.

So I did RSVP both of us to Jesse's wedding initially. So that hasn't changed because, Um, well, I'm obviously still apprehensive and uncomfortable with all that. He's like, well, what are you concerned with the most? You're the most pessimistic person about weddings. She goes, what do you? What do you think? He's like, my family? She's like, yeah, dumb, dumb.

Of course, your family. Well, couldn't we just dress up and, you know, have a good time together and not worry about the family part and enjoy each other's company? What about that? Let's just pretend nothing happened and just continue on this toxic cycle. I mean, come on. And she's like, mm, you know, yeah. Yeah, that's what you said before the Ozarks.

But then we went to the Ozarks and then it was still stupid. So like, what now? And it's like, yeah. Well, I want you to get dressed up and I don't get to get dressed up often. You know, I mean, you'd like nice dinner. There's going to be dinner there. I mean, they're going to have metal things full of mac and cheese. And potatoes and cheese.

It's going to be a lot. I'm going to get real dressed up. I'm going to wear a sports jacket and a bolo time. Watch out. Watch out, Meggela. I'm coming for you next. Oh, so you're getting all the way dressed up. You ain't even going to mess around no more, huh?

And he's like, yeah, it'll be fun. I just picture you choking me out with a bowel tie. You love that. And then the barista, they show the barista. It's funny. First of all, he didn't even say it that loud. And they showed the barista, and she's like, I'm right. I was like, why are you being mean to that verista?

She didn't even do anything wrong. And then they show close-ups of children being mortified. I also, like, I feel like in that moment, he sort of forgot he was on camera because he just basically said that out loud. And, you know, I don't think he's the type that would say that out loud. And Cal's like, oh, my God, there's children around. And so then they're like, what's the deal with the polo died situation? He's like, I don't know. I just thought of some ideas that might be fun.

Anyway, what are your thoughts, Calla? She goes, we'll see. So now, Cole drives up to Casey's office and she's like, what are you doing? He's like, well, I'm calling to get you. We're going out. We're going out on a day. She goes, but what about my car? He's like, just leave it.

It's Gallatin. There ain't no parking enforcement in Gallatin. That's why we live here. She's like, well, where are we going? There's been like five different cars that got beat up by bats and got their tires lashed on this show. So I don't know. I think I actually would put in your garage. It's like, where are we going?

I'm surprising you. Uh-oh. So they drive to their future house, which is this huge ass house, this big old farmhouse. It's enormous this house. So by the way, this kind of answer is why she's staying with Cole. Because I would stay with Cole for that house. That's a big house. Wow.

I'm so excited to see the big-ass open concept with all the blue walls that they're going to put in there. I can't wait to see what creative things they do with shiplap. I can't wait to see all their uses of Robin's Egg Blue. So Cole is like, when we found out about the baby, we decided to build a place of our own. It's a lot of work, but hopefully it's done before the baby is born. So they go, and then they go sit out of the fire. By the way, no. It's not going to be done before the baby's born.

It's like barely up. They've got like barely the framing up. He's like, well, hopefully this will be nothing about five minutes. You know, it's how she's all right. Like, no, you're going to be waiting a while, buddy. I mean, the thing is so huge, you would think that they're actually parking a combine inside of it. He's like, well, it's perfect because you can watch TV here and park their combine right here next to the kitchen. Yeah, well, they have that whole separate garage.

I mean, the garage is connected to the house, but it's like a whole other wing. I mean, it's a huge garage. They probably could fit a combine in there. Yeah, they could combine garage. So Cole is like, well, I know we've been doing better, and I've been trying to make things up to you. So here's a box. Like how I went to Nashville last week, even though you didn't want me to. Wow, I'm really killing it, huh?

What do you mean you've been doing things to make it up to her? What have you done? You showed her a mountain. come on yeah and then yeah he literally showed her a mountain so then um he pulls out a box and he pretends to get down on one knee which they have used like immensely in the previews and trailers to make it seem like they're going to get proposed like those can be a proposal and he's like ha ha no it's not that it's it's your key to the house and she gasps uh she's like so touched that she's getting the thing that she's rightfully should have but she would be getting

anyway, you know, to walk into the house that she's going to be living in. And she's like, wow, this kind of thing is called Superpower. It's like the simple things I love the most. We know you're with one. And she's like, and this night was very much us, you know? Like he's not completely forgiven, but this was one of the reasons I stick around. I mean, I'm a lucky girl. I got a key chain.

I know. Yeah, Cole's Superpower is going to. Ace Hardware making a copy of a key. It was a key in the shape of a house, though, which I thought was kind of cute. Very meta. What she loves, apparently, because that's... I love that burglars won't even be confused.

They'll be like, what is this key for? She probably is like that. Trying the car. This is my house key because it's got a house. I don't know what this one does. It doesn't have a car, and so I don't think it's for the car. Yeah, and we see how she loves simple dates.

like when he took her to eat luncheables and watching cow pastures. And so then they roast two hot dogs on a double hot dog roaster, which I've never seen. Like, it's like a pronged hot dog thing to roast double hot dogs. And he's like, I can't live in a few months. We're going to be parents. And then one step ever that happens, just get married. Because what I was thinking, you know, I was looking for rings today.

He's like, um, did you get it then? Did you go to Drennan's? And he's like. Well, that didn't sound like you wanted me to do that. She goes, well, we just need to have a little bit more time. Because I don't want an engagement just because it's the next step. I want it because I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Also, I need to see if you act like a total fool once this baby arrives.

Yeah. He's like, well, I don't know I want to spend it with you. Well, yeah, but you're the one without options here. You know what I mean? So. And Casey's like, yeah, I mean, I do too. It's not like I ever want us not to be together. I just don't want to rush things, you know.

We've still got a lot of time. to fix things like, I don't know, you. He's not one to know how to read a room or do a lot of work together. So then... I could have just stopped at read. I love Cole, but he's not really wanting to know how to read. Like we know. Yeah, that's fair.

So now we get a song. She's just a cowgirl. She's going to keep it like that. She'll turn the heat on If you love or like them So now we're at Stephen's house And they're tending to chickens I have to say I can't stand Cala

I think she's like a shallow twit But you know what Love that Oreo She has a chicken in Oreo That looks like an Oreo It looks like a stack of Oreos Chicken form and I gotta say Huge breakout star for me

Like, I love Oreo. Chicken flavored Oreo. We're going to invest trillions into it. So, um, protect that chicken at all costs. There is a chicken murderer out there on this show, Oreo must be saved. Yeah. So Cole comes over and he's like, uh, hi. And she's like, wow, Cole, why do you look so solemn?

Well, because you look like you're going to kill him, maybe. He's like, uh, well, I'll guess I'm feeling embarrassed. about some of the things I said, you know, and I know some of it will be hard to come back from. I don't expect you, forgive me, but I just want you to know I'm sorry because I wouldn't really in my right mind, but I would eat your ass all day if it was mine.

I don't think that. That's why I'm only looking at your toes right now because if I look any higher, I'm going to get a bone or so big. It's going to knock all of us over. Okay, because he's just sitting there. He's got his hands on his hips, and he's just staring at the ground.

And then, but also, but he's got his hat on, so he's staring at the ground, so he can't really see his eyes. But Stephen's also staring at the ground. And, like, Cal is just, like, staring at him while she's like, mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Yeah, I was really hurt. But I just love the way these guys are just, like, staring at the ground. They can't even, like, look her in the eyes. He's like, I feel really bad. I was really bad. I was being really mean, and I was raised not to be like that. And I'm really sorry for those things. And, like, opposition, butt into your relationship. Because I don't like when people butt into my relationship. And I really hope you can come to the wedding, because it'll be really fun on that. Furthermore, I really like when you twerk, but I won't look at you twirking anymore. Because even though I would love to see that all over my face, I don't know. It's not my place to have it on my face. And that rhyme, too. And I'm really sorry for rhyming in your face.

Okay, bye. She's like, uh, thank you. That really meant a lot to me that you apologized. Okay, your excuse. Like, oh my God, thank God. Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. I can't do this.

It's like seven lunchebles down his face on the way to the car. And she's like, well, I don't know what the right decision is regarding the wedding, but it feels good to be cordial with each other. I just don't want any drama. Don, Dawn, Don, Don, Dawn. Please have drama. I want Jesse's wedding to be chock full of drama. You better have some drama.

Aunt Darla better start some shit. She was disappointing. She really was for such a slut. I thought she was really going to act out. That's a slut. We love you, Aunt Darla. We just need more from you, okay? And Calabin might not like you, but I like you.

And I think that you should get back into this family and keep fighting until you own all those combines. That's what I say. Yeah, you be the combine queen. I love Aunt Darla. I love her. She gives her nothing. She does nothing.

She's here for one second and was like, ha. So she goes nothing. Now we are at, so they don't have top golf here. They instead go to T-Shots golf. Oh, I thought it was over. Top golf imploded, right? No, I thought the recap was over. I was about to say bye.

Okay, so there's more coming up. There's more coming up. I forgot we went to Top Golf. Okay, here we go. The episode just kept on going. Yeah, I'm homegrown. Let them all know. I've been working where the tall grass grows. This is called T-Shots. But yeah, I thought it was Top Golf, too.

I thought it was Top Golf, too. I thought it was Top Golf, I think, is faltering as a company, right? How the fuck should I know? I won't when it first opened and thought it was, you know, kind of fun, I guess, even though it couldn't hit anything. But then I just remember it from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jen Shaw having her party for Omar there. And she's like, I spent $80,000 on this party. I can't believe you guys are doing this to me. What about me? So they're here at this place, which by the way, I am surprised that Cole has not fallen off the edge of the top golf like putting tea. Like how does this, I was looking at it's like how do they how do these places that have like the like the shooting arena? that are like up high what do they do to make sure people don't fall off the edge because they've got to be a lot of drunk coals going around and I just see they have like a

little bit of a net but that net is not enough I think they have the net that catches you yeah it's like a big nut that goes down so I'm sure they've caught a lot of coals in their day oh geez so um so Brandon Jesse like walking slow-mo like we're gonna do golf and then uh they're all there and then all of a sudden Jesse's like what the hell is going on look who is walking in and i was like combine cam who could combine cam he's like i just really got upset when i saw cala come into come into the top golf combine cam it's stephen and calla walking in so they're all shocked and they just can't believe that she's there so then stephen's asking where alley is and allie's doing the usual thing avoiding being with jesse uh and and and either doing

a trathlon but in this case she's doing going to her bridal shower yeah and cala's like wow i went on y'all's registry and the only things left was the power tool attachment which is you i guess but then there's like two champagne champagne flutes for a hundred dollars each i was like whoa y'all are fancy now and he's like i didn't do that i didn't do that one i did do the power attachment thing though we know jesse we know you have to make your your octagonal Arbor thing or whatever. Yeah, we're, we're pretty sure that Allie wasn't like, I need a power tool right now. You know what I'm really into?

You did. Do you know Jesse really what I'd love around my finger? A Dremel. Dremel. Well, so then Cole and Casey arrive and people are like being nice to Cala and they're shooting shots and everything. And Casey's like, um, Cole told me he and Cala made up, which is sweet. But like, I wish. She was like more motivated to behave this way all the time, not just when people are mad at him.

Why are you with this man? Go have your baby on your own. It'll have a much better life. Yeah, run away. So now it's nighttime we go to the McBeef Farm, Cole, Jesse and Jake meet up for nighttime crop cutting on the combines. Guys, we're working double time. These soy beans need some bean in. These soils need some boys.

Right. We've got the boys for the soars, but we're not sole boys. Okay. These are not sorry boys. Do you understand? So Cole is, it's like, oh, you talked to Allie about your wet nurse, about your nervous breakdown? Have you gone to Allie and admitted to be a huge woozy? And Jesse's like, no, I don't want to.

I just want to get on the combine. Jake, could you come on me with the combine? Combine cam. He's like, I just need to be in the combine and look around because all I can think about it when I'm home is, oh, my God, I'm getting married. I'm 30. Everything's over. Oh, my God, Ellie probably hates me. Actually, Ella really does hate me.

what's the city like why can't i go to the city why don't deli give me keys to the city house combine yeah harvassing it not makes a lot of time for thinking about the wedding a lot of time for thinking oh god so much thinking i'm like do you he acts like he just doesn't think the rest of his life he just he just like just there's like a robot and then like left alone on the combine he's like oh my god the big city what's it like out there what about the crime what about the queers what do i do so then we go to jessie nally's farmhouse and he comes in because he's had a long night of combine thinking and that brain is going it is going and he's thinking i've got to tell alie that i had anxiety yeah so he comes in and uh ali is putting away food

which is weird because you know in a hostile way yeah so i was thinking it was going to be like you didn't come home for dinner or something like that because she's kind of like throwing the the buns in a bag or whatever she's due to the chabatas whatever those were boom and so I was like oh maybe he's in trouble because he missed dinner for the combine but she never says anything so I don't know so she's like what how was your day better than the other days and he's like well I had a rough one the other day and I think I had an anxiety attack okay so they go into the badge they're talking bad And he's like, I think I had an anxiety attack. And she's just looking at him like, um, like she has this way of looking.

I don't know how to explain like her eyes are wide open and her brows are up. And she's like, um, really? She's got that look on her face at all times. And he's like, yeah. And my heart was beaten out of my chest. Like I couldn't stop it. And she goes, well, I know you don't really like to talk about stuff. So, yeah.

And you know, there's just so much going. on and like let the farm and then my relationships and she's like she's like are you trying to get out of building a hexagon arbor because that's your one thing you have to do for this

wedding he's like it's just so weird to me that this guy is coming to multiple people in his family being like guys I'm really stressed out I had an anxiety attack and I'm really worried and not one single person has been like oh my God are you okay has a

happened again. You know, this is totally normal, but maybe you should see somebody. It's going to be okay. Like, babe, it's natural. If you're feeling a little bit nervous before the wedding, I don't want you to feel rushed. The most important thing is we know we love each other. No one comforts the guy. They just all stare at him like he's the biggest idiot for having any kind of anxiety attack. I don't get it. Yeah. So basically, Ali is like, well, I wish I, I wish you knew earlier that that you could have come to me with this which is a funny thing to say and then she's like well do you do you think that postponing the wedding is something that you want or need to do because you have to let me know right now because I'm the deadline for signing up for the

triathlon that day is about to pass so if we're not doing that wedding I'm going to do a try okay I thought this was interesting he says he starts crying and he says he feels like he's living a double life between the image everyone has of him because everyone thinks that he's the perfect guy and that's a lot of pressure and they think that they're the perfect couple and he says

I didn't want to share this with you but it feels wrong not telling you and he starts crying and she just stares at him and she's like I mean I don't know

I mean I think I need more for my partner basically what I'm saying is he needs me because I'd be like Jesse come here let me hold you like your mind

come here let me hold you and why you cry and we'll talk it through and she's just looking and I'm like I wish you got to talk to me But then, you know, she's obviously really upset, too. So she starts crying because obviously someone's like nervous to get married to you.

That probably doesn't feel great either. So she's crying. And he's like, I don't want to let anybody down. And she's like, should we postpone? No, hug him and tell him it's going to be okay. And then talk about it later. But I think this guy just needs some love and support. And I'm here for you.

I'm here. Good. Call it to Ronnie. Just rest your head on Ronnie's bosom, Jesse. Yeah. And for some reason, this conversation mandated a to be continued. So everyone, if you can get through the week, finding out whether or not this wedding is going to be postponed, I applaud you because I don't know if I can. I don't know if I can focus on any other task this week without being distracted with the thoughts that this wedding, wedding of the decade might be postponed a little bit.

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