Watch What Crappens - #2980 RHOM S7E12 Part Two: The Strain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plane

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

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Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show. So back at the tilemaking, Julia is like, says that she and Marisol are going to talk to Lisa. They're going to have a conversation with her. And like, oh, well, you know what?

She doesn't like people telling her what to do. She's like Peter, you know, an artist, doesn't like people telling them what to do. Julie's like, well, I don't like it either. But Larsa has been telling her literally since June, like, Lisa, please, you're my friend, you're following Marcus, and you know what he's done to me and my family. And she just doesn't want to do it because Larson is telling her what to do, you know? So then we go back to the other group. And Adriana is basically, Adriana, this episode through like 75% of this episode is looking very sane. And I'm like having moments from like, you know, I'm really appreciating Adriana.

We sort of forget she's so smart. She is very educated. and she actually can have a really good head on her shoulders when she gets out of her own way. And so, you know, I'm like, wow, look at Adriana being a voice of reason in this scene right now. Yeah, I know it's always funny. This show tricks us all the time. So Gertie is like, um, listen, I know you're not ready to unfollow markets and it's so stupid. But the factor is it's escalated everything.

You have to unfollow markets. But she's been so aggressive. No, she's not going to tell me what to do. Adriana you're the voice of seasons what do you think it's the voice of reason hold on let me write that down reason that's a good one i like that makes more sense i love reasons they're so good in cereal no that's raisins okay let me write that down let me write that down so adriana's like you don't want to unfollow marcus on larsa's demand because that means she's winning at the same time i feel like you're empowering her

Because she's using that to run the whole group against you. He says like, I mean, thank you. Very, very well said. I love it when she's like this. That's what I'm saying. But I also love it when she's like, you shut up with your stupid old wrinkly, bony knees. Why don't you get face surgery on your knees? But like in this moment, there's like clarity and Adriana says something smart.

And Lisa's like, okay, you know what? I'm just going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'll do, I do, I do it. And so she unfollows Marcus, and they play like, hallelujah music, and it's a whole big exciting thing. You see that, guys? I think I see pigs flying, Kiki.

And Lisa's like, yeah, you know, I don't think Lars is going to go, you know what, thank you, friend. I think we can move on now. Okay, it's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. Nope, it will definitely not. But it's good to take away that chip. And in fact, I think Adriana says that in the background somewhere,

like, you took away that chip. so now we go back to the hotel and Marisol's going to have a sedative I had this conversation with Monk and she says if Stephanie's, it's Stephanie's playing and Stephanie's choice

can we not bring like women's rights language into this it's her choice I mean we're not in Florida at the moment or Texas or something like that planned airplane hood it's her choice for now

for now. I know for now. So Lisa joins Julia and Marisol. Ro versus Fly, am I right? I don't you get there. Someone wrote, someone wrote me a DM and said, Ronnie, please stop bringing politics into everything. You're ruining it. Listen, if you think little jokes like that are bringing politics into it,

if you think of the things that I've said, just think of the things that I could be saying, okay? And send me a fucking gold medal in the... It's like a gold fucking medal for all the things I haven't said in the past 13 years, okay? Yeah, and next time you vote for someone who advocates for removing the rights of someone to just live as their normal selves. I think that normal, that person gets to say, can we keep politics out of my life? Thank you very much. So yeah.

So let's not everyone. Lisa comes out. Like, we just got to activate it. I know we're going to be all bad. Airplane comments. We just got. That's so salty so quickly. Lisa comes to talk to Julia and Mary Saul, and she's like, hi, everybody.

And this is what cracks me up because Lisa has shown up to literally every scene so positive. She's like, hi, guys. Like even when she's late, she's like, hi, guys, I just wanted to come to your room and say, hi, sorry, I'm late, or whatever. She didn't say, sorry, I'm late. That was the problem. But, you know, she comes into everything like, hi, guys, let's start a fresh, clean slate, right? Sit down. We need to talk to you, Monkey.

You're about to get grilled. All right. I'm so mad at Marisol because her stupid nicknames have invaded my life. Like, I hear, like, I, I'll be walking around. I'll hear, hey, keeks. I'll be, hey, monk. And New York Times just came out with a new game called Pips. And, like, all I can hear is Pips.

Pips. Hey, Pips. Oh, it's Peps. I tell you with that. It doesn't even make any sense. I want to say, hey, pimps. I hate this because it means that Marisole. is no longer the forgettable whatever on this show. Like she actually, like officially now has a place in my heart.

It makes me so bad. Me too. This is the first, well, I think it started last year. And I think it's super interesting because she was just so boring and lame. And I think I went over this last week, but she was so terrible the first run of the show. The second show, she came back as a carbon copy of her mother. Like she was just trying too hard to have all the jokes and the props. And she spent a couple of years doing that.

she's really gotten the hang of it. I think she's really good now. I think she's actually found her exact lane and her exact vibe. Like, she is like, I don't know. Like, I get annoyed sometimes that she does have these lines that she's like, I won't sit there. I'm not going on this party of Adriana's there. She always has this simmering feud with Adriana.

But, yeah, I don't know. The fact that I'm going around being like pips and you're going around is going pips. It's crazy, right? I'm having a weird year with that, though. I don't know. It's one of those things where I don't know if they're changing or if I'm changing. But I noticed, like, I like her now, which is uncomfortable for me because she's made me crazy for so many years. And I noticed that in the preview of Salt Lake City, I was like, oh, my God, Bronwyn, they're being so mean to Bronwyn.

I don't like that. Like, I'm feeling defensive over, like, protective over Bronwyn, which is super weird because she makes me crazy. I'm loving Heather Dubrow on OC. Yeah. I mean, what's next? Am I going to become a Kyle Stan on Real House? I saw some Beverly Hills. What's happening to me?

Yeah, it could all happen. Well, Pips. Okay, Monk, get on over here. Get on over here. I want to be like, Ben, you know who's really changed for the better? Shep. What a good person. Just love him.

Love him now. Admittedly, of all those people, Shep is like the least of your, of the ones I think that you detest, right? Oh, no. I detest him the most. Really? Yes.

More than Kyle Richards? Oh, the men on Southern. Southern Charm, I detest more probably than anybody combined on all of these shows. Kyle just makes me crazy, you know? I would probably hang out with Kyle in real life. I'd probably like her in real life. I would hang out with all of them. That's the saddest part.

I would hang out with literally everyone on Bravo. I would run for most of them. That's what I learned is that they're all fun. So, because they're also like, they're all psychos. Yeah, they don't know how to be fun. And I am at the end of the day. I'm a fan. You know, when we do this podcast,

I like to be like, I'm a commentator, but the truth is I'm a fan. So, we are. So we are. Come on, sit over here, Monk. Come on, sit over here, Monk. Okay, we have Marbea, and we are going on safety's jet.

It is short flight, and we are going to see my friends, Derek and Jeff's. And it's extra special because we're going to ask them to be goats. We're going to say, can you transition into goats, and then you can come to my farm, and I can take care of you. And they hopefully say it.

That's so special. I can't wait to be there for that. I'm going to be there for that. I can't. I can't wait. So we're leaving at 5 p.m. right? 10 a.m. Okay, 4 p.m. 10 a. All right. I'll be there at 6. Well, I'll be on my best behavior if that's what I'm here for because she already knows. She already knows mom and dad or mom and mom have been like, okay, Lisa. We know like you're in housewives mode. Tomorrow you have to be in like human being in the real world mode. These are non-reality stars, and they're important, so beyond good behavior tomorrow. Yeah. Well, I love hearing that because they're very important people. Okay, they're got-goats. And so Mary's, they're good parents. And Mary still's like, all right, monkey, you've got to put your phone away because everyone's very uncomfortable about the note-taking.

I can't put my phone away. I got kids. All right, well, here's what we're going to do. We're going to have a basket on the jet. And when we get to the house, there's a basket for the phone. So we're going to put our phones in the mask in, all right? Because people don't want you to be able to take notes there. You can have your phone back and take notes after.

But I won't remember after. That's why you can have it after. Do you understand, Monkey? Are you guys making the rules for everyone else? Yes, of course. We all have to do that. I can't do that. Here's the problem, monk.

Okay, the note taking is everyone on high alert. Okay, we got to de-escalate. We got to get down to go from orange to yellow. Maybe we can even get to green again. But, like, right now we're in red, situation red. One thing a real housewife cannot stand is someone holding them accountable for things they actually said, monkey. We're very, very uncomfortable with that, okay? Listen, a lot of these women have sold exclusives to People magazine, and we can't have someone else writing an article about them.

And that includes you, monk, okay? You got to put the phone away. But I'm only taking notes on Larsa because she likes to twist things and lie. Like, I have to keep it straight. How am I going to remember things? One day, you take on Larsa. Next time, you take on me. First they came for Larsa, and I said nothing.

Then she came for Adriana, and I say nothing. First, they took notes on Larsa. I said nothing. So Lisa's like, Unless I have to be able to pick up the phone. I've got two small children. All right, well, when you're here, how can you help them if they're over there?

If your baby calls and says, I've been left in a hot car, I'm dying. How are you going to save them if you're here? It doesn't matter if you're on the phone. What are you going to listen to them, die slowly on a phone? I actually probably call 911 and tell them to go fetch my baby. All right. Bad example. Okay.

How about this? Your kids are at the home and they want to have local pizza again because that's what you taught them that they're supposed to like. and you're not there to make it for them. So who are you going to call? Ghostbusters? That was a joke. You like that? A little on the fly joke.

Ghostbusters. God, I love penises. That was funny, right? Use that one. People love when I talk about penises. They love it. So she was basically saying, well, if you're not there,

somebody's got to be taking care of the kids, why can't they help the kids? And she's like, nobody helps. She goes, their father doesn't? You can't, well, Lenny, you really think Lenny's that big of a help? No, I believe that. he's not help.

They're basically like someone is overseeing the kids right now. There is some adult that's overseeing the kids, right? I guess she's saying, well, but if there's like a medical emergency, you know, I have to think Lenny's a piece of shit, but I think if there's a true emergency, I think Lenny will probably step up. He's got a boob in one hand and a nose in another hand. What is he going to do? Pick up a phone?

No, he's got to put the boob in the nose back. He's going to have a nose in the boob and a boob on the nose. You've got to pay attention. You can't just be picking up. Guys are shitty. Guys are shitty. But if there's also an emergency, I do think Jody will spring into action. And she's like, but he is not their dad.

Yes, it's like, I get that. But like, if he, if, if something needs to be tended to for the kids and there's no adult around, I think Jody will do it. And it'll think it'll be okay. But I mean, I don't know. This is a complicated situation. I know it's more, it's trickier than that. But that being said, I do feel like Lisa is using this as a crutch to keep her phone. And like, like, I think she'll be fine.

I think she'll be fine. There's a real issue they'll call production. But also, I thought this call, I thought this conversation was supposed to be about Lisa being late and starting fights on the plane, wasn't it? I don't think, I didn't think it was about taking notes, but now Marisol's making about her thing. It's supposed to be about Stephanie doesn't want you on the plane if you're going to be late, right?

Honestly, I don't really know at this point. They've changed it. So, so Marisol's like, Are you kidding me? I mean, Jody's not going to help you with your kids in an emergency. I mean, what kind of love is that? She's like, guys, I will remove myself from this beautiful rooftop presidential suite terrace next to the H-FAC system. Okay, because this is bananas.

Okay, you guys are trying to tell me what to do with my phone. And it's nuts. It's bananas and nuts. It's actually a very nutritious snack what this all is. I feel like I'm not wanted. All right, I love you guys. Bye. I got to go.

me here, Lenny. And Julia's like, this is exactly why I don't want to happen in Marbella. This is what I don't want to happen. It's me tell her nothing and then her scream Lenny and jump off roof. Lisa, come back. Oh, God. She got stuck on flat pole. She got stuck on flat pole.

Somebody please bring crazy face back up. Please. She's our friend. I'm glad she wore belt. I think that we went to commercial at this point. And I would like to point something out that I feel like we've never really pointed out. really pointed out or if we have it's been a long time we talk a lot about how good this show is we talk about how the production design is amazing the colors are vibrant the way it's shot we talk

about the music obviously the cast is doing great things storytelling everything one thing we never talk about that i absolutely love that they do on this show is that when they cut to commercial the way they bring the palm fronds into the screen i just love it no other housewives does it every other housewife if they're going to if they're going to cut to commercial they'll they'll cut to their title card will sort of like zoom in but the way the palm fronds come from the edges of the screen and fill up everything i mean this show just has guys i don't know if they've mentioned but he's he's really into apple motion and making transitions i am they do they do a really good job on that on this show yeah i appreciate their use of apple motion with their wipes pomp frond yeah it was like it's like a bunch of move things that they did maybe with like a

replicator but either way like it's it's just an ad like there's just something about the show every little element that they add in terms of the visual presentation just kind of puts it in its own league I just love it yeah it's a good one this this shows really well done so what do you think about the palm fronds Ronnie I think they're I think they're fabulous I think the whole production on this show is good I mean it's just so bright and vibrant and beautiful it's a beautiful show to look at I mean especially for such a silly thing you know it's like taking I love that they're taking such a silly thing and putting such art into it because it's really rare that you see that on these shows. Well, it's not completely rare.

I mean, I think they do a really good job on Salt Lake City with the music and how they've made that so original. I like how all the different companies are making, you know, trying to make things so unique. Yeah. They're trying to really jazz it up. Yeah. Now it's nighttime. Everyone's in glam or, and by everyone's in glam, I mean, I think only Larsa has a makeup person. Maybe Lisa, everyone else just doing their own makeup.

Adriana comes into Gertie's room with no makeup on. And Grady's like, what? You have no makeup on? Look at this. There's nothing. There's nothing. I'm not your makeup artist. What is ridiculous?

She goes, you do it for me. She goes, I'm not a makeup artist, but she does it anyway. And she goes, oh my God, you know, we're very different looking. I don't know that we're going to have the same kind of thing. And Adriana goes, it's okay. I like to look dark. And Gertie just looks at the camera like, okay. What the fuck?

That won't be the last time you're giving that look dirty tonight. Yeah, when she said that, that was so bad. Just so bad. Gertie looked at the camera was so funny. So now they all meet downstairs, and Mary still's like, kinks, I'm missing it in, kinks. And then they're all, Kiki, what did she do? She has something on the back of her phone that she's using the thing that I used to use. Do you remember when we started doing crappy hour and I couldn't get my phone?

We were doing it on Instagram live and we had to use our phones. We hadn't figured out how there wasn't a way yet for us to use our regular webcams for it. And so we were trying to get our phones angled at the right way to do a full hour on the thing. And so I bought one of those sticky things and I would stick it to my screen right under, you know, under my camera. So we could use both the camera and the phone camera. And it kept falling. Don't you remember that? It would fall every day.

I do. I didn't realize that's what Kiki was using. Was it like a sticky? So she had like an adhesive on the back of her phone? It's a little thing you can buy for the back of your phone and it has suckers. It has like little mini suckers on the back like suction cups and you can like lick it and there's stick it to anything. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

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Like, oh, my God, I can't. How did you do that? And then it's like, they just become like six graders playing with the camcorder for the first time. They all start doing this like video. And they're like just, you know, they were there for two hours just making a little video of them walking up to the camera. And then like walking off camera. Like that was their favorite thing. Like I'm going to walk up to the camera.

And then I'm going to walk off. Oh, yeah. Walk off. And then Marisol shows up from the bottom. They were just like they could have been happy if that was the rest of their entire vacation. Yeah. Well, what's hell to get here, guys? I'm dealing with a lot.

And I'm not going to give Lars the satisfaction. of driving me out of this group, so I'm coming to dinner. And they're like, um, okay. So are you going to come down to the lobby? She's like, no, no, I'm not going to. You guys go ahead with that without me. I'm running a little bit behind. So, um, 90 minutes earlier, we find out Mary Saul called her.

She's like, listen, Lisa, I'm Lizzie, I just want to see you at dinner. You can do it, Lisa. I think it's really important you come to dinner. Who are we going to yell at Lisa? Come to dinner. So they all go to dinner, and, and they're... Adriana and Gertia are like the last to get to the vans. And so Adriana pokes her head into Julia's van, and she's like,

oh, it's crowd, so she goes to the other van. And Julia, like, oh, Adriana literally looked at me and it walked the other way. And Stephanie's up, because you're fighting. She doesn't even say, can I squeeze in? Can you even believe it? There's room for three goats in here. She can sit. So then Stephanie is like,

Hey, Gertie, I have some serious gossip for you. Kiki found a boyfriend in Sevilla. And we see footage of, like, Kiki talking to some guy. This is a little piece of gossip that goes nowhere on the show I might have had. Yeah, no one cares. Well, 40 years ago, when I lived here, I was 17. Oh, well, why didn't you marry a Spaniard Alexia? Well, actually, I was engaged to a Spanish guy.

His grandfather was the owner of Pepsi Cola in Spain. And Maritz was like, wow, you missed that about. Jeez. I know, really. I'm looking for that Pepsicole CEO and hopes he's single and not gay and we can put them back together because we need a big fucking bandaid. And by a big bandaid, I mean, big bandaid. Look, Josh, I want him to have a big penis for Alexia. Penises, right?

Everyone, should we do the drawing a bit again? Yeah, that was funny. The human embodiment of cream soda. Store brand. Get it? Store brand? No. So they ever...

You know, I'd marry Coca-Cola. Yeah. Penises. There we go. Love feances. You know what? I love orange soda. I would also marry son-coxed.

Son-coxed soda. Get it? Cock-free sons, all right? That's not a soda, but, you know, it's got a bag. You know, what about seven cock? Just... So everybody comes to dinner and except Lisa, of course. And I just marry, so I was like,

I need to just sit somewhere I can kick alexia under the table. Oh, Julia and Marisol are hosting, and they decided when we come back to the hotel, we're going to meet up with Lisa. Okay? Yeah, well, I said to her, I said, here's a caveat. And she said, what's that? And I said, you know, the caveat. And she said, can I eat it?

And I said, no, that's a carrot. And then she wrote it down. I was very, very upset, okay? She thought I was talking about a fast casual place called Kava. I don't even know what that is. But you have to put your phone in a bass. when you get on the plane, and then you have to put your phone in a basket when you get to the house. You have to put the basket in a larger basket, and then put that basket in a suitcase and send that

suitcase to the first basket, and then the other basket back there. I do a lot of basket stuff. She couldn't follow it all. She was trying to write down, bless her heart. Her pan ran out of ink, and she started to cry. It was a tough conversation. By the way, she decided to unfollow Marcus right in front of us. She did it right in front of us, everybody.

I'm so proud of her. And Mary still was like, oh, thank God, baby, Jesus. Well, we're so, like, past that even. Like, I mean, like, Adriana, that's, like, the bare, like, minimum, like. Like, I don't even, like, care about that, like. Um, Adriana, I didn't know we were going to announce it because we all made a pact that we weren't going to announce that, Adriana. We did.

We did. We did. Oh, well, I guess I missed that part. You were sitting right there. No, but I was looking at the birds. I was looking at the birds. And then we see the clip. They literally made a pinky promise.

Gertie's like, okay, we're going to promise. We're going to remember by linking our pinkies, so we're going to promise not to tell anybody. Everybody know, that's what linking a pinky means. Okay, link, you link your pinky. You link your pinky, Adriana. It's like a physical thing they all did. She's like, although I don't know.

I was watching birds, so. Actually, but when you watch it, you see that like Lisa, Gertie and Kiki do the pinky thing. And Adriana's just sitting there sort of zoning out. And they're like, Adriana, and they pull her hand into it. So I think that she just was not paying attention. Like, I think she was truthfully looking at the birds. That's so funny.

But either way, it's so funny. So she does that. So then Lisa, while Lisa comes in, like, blah, boom. I mean, she looks great. I mean, she has this outfit on and she's like, yeah, I'm going to dinner. So she comes in. They're all in your house. It would have been there half an hour earlier if they didn't take a whole setup on the street to watch her walk slowly across the street or across the crosswalk.

You know they did that 10 times for traffic to not be in the crosswalk. But they're all eating their entrees and she walks in. I'm like, wait, they're at your, they're at the entrees and you're walking in during their entrees. I'm sorry, that's just so rude and inappropriate. Like, that's just, that's ridiculous. So Larsa goes, who shows up two hours late and acts like everything's okay like? And then the caption says, only one hour late.

As if it's like, oh, only one hour, no big deal. One hour late to a dinner. Guess where she lives? She lives in a place called Tululik, Leland, like. She's like to Lulik, Lulik. To Lulululand, yeah, like. She's from yoga pants, DeLulu. So Kiki goes, Lisa, we made a promise not to say anything, but Adriana ran her mouth.

And Adrian was like, no, it's not like that, though. It was like that. Kiki, stop being so ratchet. And Kiki is like, everyone's like, because like, that is a loaded comment to say, Gertie screamed. She's like, oh. Yeah. It's so loaded coming from a non-black woman and going and like you, we all know how that hits and we know how inappropriate it is for her to say that.

And Kiki, like the look on Kiki's face is like, what? Excuse me? I mean, it was like, everyone was like, oh, oh, my God. It was idiotic. When Gertie squealed, like, Gertie screamed squealed and I bad laughing. I was like, that was so funny. And Adriana's like, what? What?

I was, and Kiki goes, what do you mean? Stop being so ratchet? And she goes, because I was breaking good news. And Kiki's like, no, that's fucked up. She goes, no, it's good news. And she says, no, I'm talking about you calling me ratchet. And Alexi's like, oh, my God, I'm going to choke on a bone. I'm going to choke on a bone in a good way or a bad way, bro.

Like a penis, like a penis, bro. Okay, Kiex is having a fight. We should watch. So Kiki, I mean, Kiki is rightfully furious because it was just wildly inappropriate for Adriana to say that. And Kiki is like, so Kiki is like, you're the ratchet of them all.

You're the most ratchet of them all. We made a promise and you call me ratchet? She goes, I didn't see a promise. It's like, did you call me ratchet? And Julia's like, Indiana, don't react. Kiki is overreacting. I'm like, okay, Julia, we do not need you

to come and to step in here and say who is overreacting. I think Kiki's reaction is 100% valid and 100% deserved and not an overreaction whatsoever. Yeah, nobody needs fucking problematic ass of Julia being the arbiter of what's problematic

or what's not. And so he's like, what? She called me Ratchet. Like, I'm going to now go Ratchet for real on her ass. And Gertie's like, let me look it up. I'm going to look it up for you audience. Ratchet, what does it mean? R-A-T-H-E-T, low-class, or out of control,

used in a disparaging or complementary way? What? Wait a minute. Who wrote this? Second definition. A word used by Hannah Burner excessively on Summerhouse. Still doesn't clarify anything.

And Stephanie's like, I think Adriana must have meant to use a different word. There's no way that she meant to use that word, right? She knew that, right? So, then Alexis, oh, you know, she used the wrong word. All these women, they use the wrong words all the time. They always use the wrong words, okay? Could someone pass me the Because someone passed

I dare you I don't even know what you're going to try But I dare you Would you say Because someone passed me the HP printer I'm sorry I meant the water Sorry I used the wrong word again I'm like desperately looking around my office

For like oh no Ben You're making a joke about using the wrong word But you can't even come up with a word To use as a wrong word Because someone please pass me The Google router please that's like saying ghetto it's not nice you're not supposed to say that you called me ratchet because you're trying to throw me under a bus and she's like you are too old to be talking about this to people

oh my god kiki stop what a beautiful response because kiki because not only did kiki say you're too old the way she said old she goes you are too old like she she just emphasized it in such a good way it's like that is the ultimate that is old to do that is the old to me the old timid taboo on real housewives is to call someone old and knowledge did she call someone old and and she's right adriana is too old to be saying these things as in your you're you're too smart you can't be stupid and smart at the same time she's and the fact that she emphasized old to someone on this show on this show especially who i was like okay now it's on here we go here we go here because oh i'm old

she's you are the same age as my fucking mom you're the ratchet one of course you're old yes you're old you want to deny it you want to deny being old and alexia's like she's old I mean she's older I mean I don't know I'm old too I don't know I don't know

Adrian's like oh I'm old so I guess I'm expired it's ageism okay I do you know what why don't you just send a tour guy to come look at me and all my child work because I'm some old I'm old like a palace like Al-Qasar who don't want don't mind me

I'm just old uh typical Adriana she says the most ridiculous thing she just accused me of being old and then thankfully the editor put it in shut up you old whore get plastic surgery on your wrinkled knees because they need it she literally

just age shamed Marisol time out time out time out you guys are DeLulu Okay, Dululu time out. You guys, in order for us to get back to a Dululu place where we can all coexist and see the good and delulu in each other, we have to understand that we have friends.

We're going to be friends. And we are just, what we need is... Jesus, we need Jesus. No, we need common sense like... For Kiki, you can only be friends if you're young, okay? So if you're old, you can no longer be friends. That's what she said. All right, guys, let's have a lovely time.

I want to apologize to everybody about yesterday. I wanted to remove myself, and I did, and I dealt with it myself. And anyone want to take my phone? Look at me. I'm handing off an olive branch, although it's a phone. But it could be an olive branch. And they're just looking at her like, this is not about you right now, you know? And she's like, no, no, I want to clarify.

In the last two and a half years, I'm constantly taking notes because the lawyers, you know, and whoever else is going to say, I got to take notes because of everything. Okay, well, I'm sorry. I got to get back to Miami because I have to babysit her kids because that's what grandmothers do. So bye. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye. I have to go get in a cocoon like old people. Bye. Sorry, I have to go find Morgan Freeman to drive me around. And I have to make sure I tell my story to Kathy Bates. She's just going to go to every Jessica Tandyroll. Oh, sorry, I have little robot aliens living in my tenement right now that are repairing things. Sorry, battery's not included.

Are you kidding me? Old people have to babysit her kids for her. That's what she said. Oh, now, now, you know, you know who's taking care of my mother? Me. It's me who's taking care of her. Oh, respect, respect, respect, respect, respect, respect. I'm done. So Stephanie rises up all of a sudden and starts crying. She's like, I'm done. There's no way I'm taking a single chance to do something nice for Julia. This shit happens again. This is a third. dinner that all of you guys have ruined, I am leaving. And now Duranna leaves too. She goes, I'm leaving too. Goodbye, says the old person. She goes, you're not coming with me. She's like, this is my scene. She's like, no, no.

I love that she turned to Edgiana. I was like, no, uh-uh, you're not coming with me. This is my storm out, not your storm out too. We are not allies in this. You sit down. I'm leaving. She's like, well, I got to go babysit her kids so she can party. Seven and it's like, no, I'm not going with you.

All you guys are crazy. Honestly, I'm embarrassed. Listen, we are in Spain. They don't do this here, okay? Cut to last night being like, leave those name out of it. I don't want them to know we are American, okay? I don't want them to know. I think that ship has sailed.

I don't want them to know we're American the way I drive. The camera cruise and the screaming all night was a little bit of a tip off. So funny. So she gets up to leave with Marisol. Now they're walking out with. them. So Lisa is like, oh, sorry at the tables, sorry. And she goes up to this teenage guy. She's like, sorry. Sorry. Okay, everybody. drinks on the, I guess the house. I don't know. I'm not paying for that. They're paying for that, right? The restaurant will get it. She's like, sorry guys for making a scene.

And then as she walks away, she trips and falls over and almost falls on her face. She's like, have that chamber removed. That chamber got my way. And watching her trip, she trips in such a funny way. I watch it like five different times. She's like, it's like it was like some weird like super mario skidding or something like that it was impressive because she tripped but she caught herself on her stiletto heel and then was like wobbling and like somehow managed to like wobble it back straight i mean that's talent oh god it was so so funny so down and by the vans so they have all the people who stormed out but not adriana adiana tried to storm out with the group but they i don't know where did adriana wind up staying

with the table because because she did not get to be part of the stormout van so we have marasol and she's like well tonight escalated because the keeks and adriana i mean Lisa you know Lisa Lisa and you Larsa is with them too she's like you know Lisa and you Larsa were moving forward i thought it's like oh but you know it's always something it's always something and then stephanie is in the way back of this van and she's claustrophobic and she's like guys guys i'm getting claustrophobic in the era are you going to move or what like i can't i can't do this anymore i'm going to claudrophobic She's so ridiculous. So now she's crying.

Nothing happened to Stephanie. Nothing. She's just trying to take everybody else's shit. It was so funny. So now they get back to the hotel and Stephanie's crying and she's like, no, no, I like, I don't, I'm good. We can't just take some and leave other people on the plane and then, oh, now what am I supposed to do? Who am I supposed to kick off?

So now we have to watch Stephanie cry to decide who she's going to kick off of her old man ball plane. Yeah. and Marisol's like, oh, God, it was so embarrassing. I mean, you know, at least Lisa, last night she kept a normal tone, but those two were just absolutely disgusting. I really actually thought it was offensive that, like, it became a discussion of like, wow, Kiki and Adriana were so loud and terrible because I feel like Kiki, like, I feel like Kiki was,

it was really offensive what Adriana said. I think Kiki was allowed to have an emotional moment. And the fact that they're kind of like making it that like both Kiki and Adriana were out of control. Adriana was out of control. Adriana was wrong here and Kiki was reacting. I just don't think that Kiki should have been lumped into this like. Well, Kiki was also yelling at the restaurant. I mean, I think that Kiki was.

Alexia was yelling the night before. Well, that's the thing. Any of these ladies acting like the other ones are not behaving and they're so embarrassed is hilarious. Because they all act like assholes in public. They're always screaming at each other in public. It's not the first time this has happened. So them acting like, Oh, my God.

I can't believe she'd do. I mean, we just saw it with Gertie this season when Gertie gets water thrown all over her. But Gertie's the asshole, you know? Yeah, exactly. And I just feel like Kiki had, of all the outbursts that we saw over the past two nights of two nights of dinners. Kikis, I felt was the one that was most earned. Because I think she had something that was offensive. And I think it was just, I just didn't like this whole vibe of like, oh, like she is as like the false equivalency of like, oh, well, she and Adriana.

both just being terrible. It's like, no, Kiki, like, had something terrible that was said to her. Well, yeah, the conversation should have been like, uh, Adriana is just throwing out like casually racist terms at somebody. Like, what the fuck? And that never even came up. Like, nobody even said that. Like, I don't know if they didn't. Right. Or at least problematic more than maybe not, maybe not outwardly. Maybe not. I don't know if it like, if it's all the way at the level of like racist, probably could be. But at the very least problematic. And, um, she should have known better. And I don't know. I just, I just didn't like the way that then they were like, oh, they're being so uncouth. They're being so uncouth. When like Marisol, to be fair, Marisol

rarely yells because she doesn't have that energy. But Alexia, Alexia has meltdowns in public all the time. Constantly. And Stephanie's, Stephanie just stood up and walked out and had a fit in front of a whole restaurant. And yelled at the table. And she wasn't even involved in anything. They're all ridiculous. And then Lisa comes in and they all, they're all, anybody in this cast, getting pissed off at yelling is ridiculous. But yeah, I was surprised that Adriana got away with nobody even calling her out on how problematic that was.

And I'm wondering if they're thinking, because I think even at one point someone was like, maybe it was when Alexi was saying like, I don't think they understand the words. Like, people don't know words, you know? And I wonder if that was the closest we got to somebody being like, I don't think she knew what she was saying.

I think that's what they were. But then maybe that's what they're thinking. But then it was, that's crazy. Gertie did say, it's like saying you're getting it. And so like it's just a very loaded it's a very loaded thing to say. Yeah. And I feel like we all pretty much know better in 2025, but we should know better. Jesus. And I think that may be the reason why I think that Gertie, I'm not Gertie, Kiki, Kiki had such a great, you know, like counter attack by calling her old. It was so it was so pure and it was so effective that there's almost an element of like justice was served. But, but yeah, like, it's, it still is, it still is not right at all. So, um, Stephanie's now crying and, uh, so they sit down at the hotel bar and, uh,

Lars is like, I mean, like, I feel like even when I have words, like I talk low, I'm just not like one of those people to yell. Uh, yeah, you've been yelling in public, you know, multiple times just in this trip. And she goes, yeah, it's like, like, like, even if the house was on fire, it would just be like, the house is on like fire. I wouldn't be like, oh, the house is on like fire. I would be like the house is on fire. Houses on fire like, how's this on fire like? So they're all laughing about

Larissa having a quiet voice. And then Stephanie is like, like, I'm like actually so surprised that Alexia is really there for me. She's making me feel really good. And I feel like I'm seeing some light at the end of this dark tunnel with Alexia.

Making you feel good about what? Nothing happened to you. You stormed out of a dinner at the real housewives. She's crying and having a fit. And Alexia's like, oh, you know why you're crying? Because like you're not used to it.

Like, we're used to it. We don't care about, like, you're new, so like, you don't know, but like, this is how it gets, you know? And she's like, oh, my God, she's, like, being so nice to me in my dark times. So that Stephanie starts coming up. She has all these papers that to sign, I guess, to go on the plane. But she then decides that she is going to draw out a schematic where they're going to figure out the seating arrangements on the planes. That way no one has to sit next to anyone they don't want to. Of course, when she does this, she, like, yells across the entire hotel lobby to the receptionist, like, can I get a pen?

instead of going up and getting a pencil like any normal human would be would do so um she sits there and she starts drawing up this map and she is on such a paratrip with this map and she's like arranging i can't even follow it she's saying something about there's like a criminal seat is that where adriana's gonna sit because there's different sections of the plane so they can cordon people off into different rooms i think so she's like this is the criminal area so someone will be alone back here and then no one can you know, they can't start fight. So I think we should put there. And if they disrespect me for 22 minutes,

they drive back. And Mary Still's like, yeah, even though I think this is a lot. I mean, she's taking those plane and using it as a weapon. And she goes, oh my, but we can put them in there because there's a door and it closes. There's a full door, like a door. We could just lock them in there. It's like a door. It's like a door. It's like a door.

It's like, it's an actual door guys. It's like, yes, we understand what a door is. I mean, the eyes laid, it's seen it. It makes me feel like everyone is being punished. And it's just not sitting well with me, pun intended, because we're talking about a seating chart. And I just don't want any part of it, although I will take full part of it. Yeah, while I say I don't want any part of it, I'm going to sit here and help with the seating chart and not say anything. So I'm going to stand against it. And she goes, and also, I don't want people wearing zippers on their clothes and

cutting my seats. So we're going to have to do something about that too. Oh, and also, I don't know if you guys understand how much I don't like pooping. Alexia is just looking at her like, I liked you for five minutes Yeah, this is way too many strings attached. Also, you're so wealthy enough that you can have your own large private plane that you can't get material

that can hold up to a zipper. Well, then you are lame. Yeah, she sucks. And I think she actually had a decent episode. Most of the episode I was kind of enjoying Stephanie. And then I was like, oh no, yeah, she still sucks. Boo.

Boom, ma'am. But for the whole episode, wow. What a great episode. And it just ends with Marisol going, This is why I drink. That's a classic Marisol. Yeah. That's what I drink. Great episode, though, overall.

So entertaining. And the trip continues. We're going to see how this all pans out. Thanks everyone for being here. Oh, and by the way, you know what I just realized? We're recording this. We're recording this out of time. But the day that this airs, Ronnie, we didn't,

I can't believe I didn't say this at the top of the episode. 50 years old. Happy 50. birthday oh my god you have to tell you're telling you tell me every day you're so sweet we did a bonus episode we did this one then we're going to record again on monday but it's just funny because we um yeah because it's our the time is all off but i forgot that this is actually airing on ronnie's birthday so everyone give ronnie a huge amount of birthday love because this is a big one oh thank you and we love you ronnie you're i made it to 50 who knew didn't see that one you did it you did it well

you've given me at the very least 20 great years of laughs and love and friendship so I love you I'm happy I'm honored to have been along the ride with you for for that amount of time and looking forward to 20 more years and 20 more years after that and we love you and I your sweet move you have celebrate have a great 50th birthday celebration and um yeah everyone everyone give Ronnie some love thank you bad love you and we love you guys we'll talk to you next time Bye. You're sweet man. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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