Watch What Crappens - #2983 McBee Dynasty S02E09: Networkin’ at the Car Wash, Girl

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

The Russians clash at a car wash opening on McBee Dynasty.  Plus, with the big wedding just a day away, questions swirl about prenups and bruschetta. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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it was a very long reunion, very long uninterrupted reunion. But But it was also a very fun reunion. We got to see, I've never seen so many people get moved around a set as that reunion. I mean, people were in different seats every three seconds. They were constantly, it was like a, it was like some weird Tetris game that they were playing on there. So we will be talking about that on our Patreon exclusively.

So that's at patreon.com slash watch for crappens. But other than that, Ronnie, anything else you have to share, anything you want to say, anything you want to feel, anything you want to emote. I feel nothing. Nope, I'm just glad to be here And I was really happy with this episode of McBee Because my man Jesse came through He came through Jesse, I love you so much I just love you

I think you just do the right thing You're so cute I do want to know what's under that hat Somebody sent us a message saying What's under his hat? Why don't we ever see his head? And I think that that's true I don't think we've ever seen his head Even when he's not in a cowboy hat

He'll wear like a scully or a baseball cap or something. Have we ever said that sad? Maybe I'm not sure. I thought like he took it off at one point. I'm not sure. This was by far the best episode of the season for me, mainly because it ended with next week on the season finale. And I was like, uh, great, great. I'm so upset. I hope they do like a 10 part reunion. Oh God. Yeah, it'll be a reunion. It'll be like coal sitting next to a pile of soybeans talking about their relationship. Remember that time I said I was going to bring that guy beer and I brought him root beer? Tessa, walk us through, walk us through the fonts you chose for the gender reveal.

Have that your first time using Microsoft Art? Whatever it was, print shop. Previously, last we saw in a McBeed Dynasty, the McBeas were racing against the clock cutting soybeans day and night so the firm can say a flirt. Combines, combines. And Gleino couldn't shake that mass a curse. You killed my chickens, you'll ruin my car. Do you live in your own world? Do you live in your own freak in the world?

You stupid bitch. Well, I wish you all the luck in the world and as for gizzy boy, that poor little boy got a serious gase of food. And no wonder, because that poor little boy got bred up over their own. He got a pre-ed-up word dribble door. If he don't, if he don't sign that pre-nup, she may not get full possession of the dribbledor. She might on 12% of dribbledore action. I ain't going to do it.

We're going to cut that dribble door and half like King David and give half of it to her and half of it to King Solomon and how'd that go again that story? Yeah, you know, all the rumors about McB Dynasty, or I should say stories, you know, mom was the one with all the money like she was from a family with all this money and the husband was cheating on her and doing you know we know how the husband is that piece of shit stephen senior and then um ended up draining all their accounts and stuff when he left her so he's the one worried and saying oh women steal everything women want to steal your soul when he was the one who did that what a piece of shit and what a piece of shit all these little guys are running around acting like that's totally normal women are trying to rob them of everything what are they trying to rob you of the nothing that you have You think your wife wants 12% of your fucking prison sentence, you losers. Yeah, like, I don't, yeah, I don't think these women are scrounging around or, are, like, really excited to take a claim of Cole's dirty hands underwear. So, Cole's keto dust. Get the fuck out.

I know. Yeah, seriously. Oh, like, God forbid, like, well, watch out for Allie. She's going to take the combine and drive her through the mean streets of Kansas City. Meanwhile, you've got someone with an actual career, Allie, and they're like, oh, what's she going to steal from us? I was like, well, I'm sure you don't have any books for her to steal or something she would actually find interesting, you know? She's already got more intelligence than all of you put together. Things that she won't be stealing from the McBee estate, deodorant, because there is none on your time subscription.

Pupic hair tremors, because I know you all got. freaking 70 bush down there nose hair tremors so um

jesse and alley okay so where you left off last week Jesse's like um I have to talk about my feelings I got a nervous

breakdown or something and all he's like um gross okay so we go back to that and he's still on the bed like kind of wiping his eyes like he's crying. And he's like, I just don't know if I can do this anymore. And she's like,

well, I wish I knew you were feeling this way because you could come to me with this kind of things. Like, look at my face right now. Look how sympathetic it is. Okay, what is my, my face saying right now? It looks like you smell a fart. Yeah. So I just, please, feel free to come to me, you know, because it's scary. Like, our parents' marriages didn't work out. And now we've got all these people saying like high school sweethearts don't work out. I mean, it's a lot of pressure. Yeah. I mean, I think that we're going to work out because all I'm doing is sacrificing my friends, family, social life, and job to come live on a remote farm. And I surely won't have any sort of resentments and wonder if there was another world out there besides the one man I've

ever been with for the past 12 years. It'll work out great, Jesse. Yeah. Yeah. It's not going to be great. And she's like, well, you know, I want to make sure I'm the best wife for you and we're going to have the best marriage and things like that. Too late.

Yeah. So she cries to the producer. And she's like, I mean, I appreciate him being strong for me, but you know, I want him to come with me with things. So I'm trying to be strong for him so he knows he can't come to me. But God damn, he's such a wuss when he's crying. I can't marry a wuss. I mean, I guess I'm largely on Alley's side

because I'm generally always anti-McB but I also don't like that Jesse's like I guess I have one of these queer things called an anxiety attack and she's like well I just like wish that like I knew that you were feeling this way because it's like I hate when people do that like okay I know that you almost had a heart attack on your fucking combine because you're going to

such an anguish right now but like I wish I would have known it's like just let the man like have like the one moment that you will ever see in the rest of your life where he's trying to be emotionally honest with you. Don't let me stand up for a McBee, okay? But, you know, like, you should be, you should be able to go to your partner and be like, this is how I feel. But this family is just so dead inside.

They don't feel anything. And this poor guy is, like, walking around telling everyone, like, I think I'm having panic attacks. And they're like, uh, well, maybe it's because you're getting married to a woman who's going to steal from you. So here's what you need to do. You need to get her to sign a preempt up before she steals you. everything like you're not helping family none of you are helping i mean she's like oh there's high expectations but i i am excited and ready to marry you for your own sanity though is postponing

the wedding something that would be like helpful right now should we postpone it i think we should postpone it because you know what there's actually a triathlon i really want to do on our wedding day let's just you know how about this how about i move back to kansas city you work on the farm and we just sort of like peter out how about that he's like um i don't think i would do anything because I'm Jesse. I don't make decisions. I just float along. I want you be excited and happy for it. And I want to just live a life of resentment. So I think it's going to be a great day. I think he's not even worried about marrying her. I think he's worried about standing up to his brothers about the pre-nup. Because he's so used to doing whatever they want to do. He's terrified of telling his dad he's not going to sign a prenup and his brothers. And I think that's all the stress. I think that like he just really resents Allie because she's always doing the triathlons. mainly because she's doing an activity that involves the word try, as in something that these McBee brothers don't like to do, to try things or just try harder.

Can't you just do like me and my brothers do and do it? Try not a lot. One. As we see with him eating brichita later on the episode, oh no, it's too exotic and crazy. So I don't really have a lot of green on my plate. What do you mean you don't eat vegetables? How dare you?

Sorry, I got lost on the way to Earl's landlocked house, and I thought it was in Kansas. But apparently you can be landlocked in Georgia, too. Who knew? Oh, wait, I did find Earl's home. Wow, this is really been destroyed, hasn't it? This just looks terrible hot here. I mean, what are those beans on the ground? Oh, God, this poor house must have been cute at some point, but it's just hideous now.

No, ma'am, this is our home. Oh, oh, very nice. Very nice. I am so impressed that you guys are already decorating this place for the holidays. You know, I love Disney, Disneyland around the holidays. Ma'am, this isn't Disneyland, it's not the holidays. Oh, I just, I saw that, I saw that crazy burlap sack from the nightmare before Christmas over there. That's your brother Cole.

Oh, that's so lovely. Really, then what is the monster from the Matterhorn doing here? That's Galena. Oh, yes, I saw you at Alexis Bellino's, bridle shower, you bitch. Who was that about? Hello, Alexis. It is me.

It is me, Galena, at the bridal shower. I love to shower. Oh, party, party. Is that confirmed that that was Galena? Because it didn't look like Galena to me. And everyone was like, it's Galena. Did Galena say she was there? Girl, I'm not on Galena talk.

Did Galena say it? Because of Galena talk. Okay, everybody. Welcome. I make arm dance. Bitch, bitch, hore, hore. Kill her chicken. Kill her chicken. There I'm done.

Do it. Make it viral. Boots on the ground. Boots on the ground. Here is my new song, Masha is whore. Okay, let's go. You can do it. It's slutty. Masha, Masha, Masha, Masha.

Here is how you destroy Porsche. Okay. You get sledgehammer. You slam it through. Then you cook pasta on windshield. Whole family loves. So let's move on to a fun year scene. All this mental health anguish.

Who needs it on a farm? Am I right? Let's do the good stuff. You know what I'd appreciate for my man, some mental stealth, okay? You feeling something? Keep it inside. I don't want to hear it. Okay.

Do not let your emotions get within my perimeter. Okay. Emotional stealth. All right, brothers, because Halloween is approaching, we are going to watch a very scary movie. Okay, gather around tonight. We're going to have a 10 p.m. showing of the scariest movie I've ever seen inside out. It's a movie about emotions in dealing with

them. So now we go to Inside the Barham, Stephen and Jesse are working on the barn on Allie's hexagon-arbor thing. Let's talk about it, guys. Hexagons. They're hard.

Previously I McBeen dies, see, Jesse agreed to make a hexagon. So he is making a hexagon. This is the show. I didn't know how to make it. I said, honey, go with your feelings. Just make the seventh circle of hell that you can get engaged done.

Some side love, it is river. Remed distance. The world looks like eggs again, but it's actually a big circle. Wait a minute, you have a degree in construction management and you can't build a hexagon. He's like, I can if you just give me a second. That's 19 sides, right? No, it's six sides. Jesus. That's why I run this farm and Daddy don't trust nobody else. You are the most pessimistic person about construction management. You have a degree in it. Yeah, but from Lego University. Go damn it.

so he has to make this so basically he has to cut out a bunch of planks and put them at an angle so that way it makes a hexagon which is a little why you want to get married under a stop sign i mean don't you have enough signs saying you shouldn't get married i mean it basically looks like a stop sign why isn't i think actually to be fair a stop sign might be an octagon right yeah but i mean this is the mcby dynasty you know it's similar enough they're not going to pay for two extra sides for their stop signs like the others we have a loan to get to the bank or we're not going to get the other two sides of the octagon right so we're just going to pair it down now listen there's just no sign that will work for this wedding whether it's a stop sign one way because that's that's also the direction of this marriage to the shitter one way you know there's like i don't know slippery when wet that could sort of apply yeah can we just get get you married in front of a sign that says Octung, baby. Okay, so Cole is, then coal

comes out of some tall crops and he's got this is crazy. I don't know why this is not. I've got soybeans. I've got, look at the soybeans. We just see this like beautiful crops

and all of a sudden coal emerges. It's like, it's like, it's like what I imagine it must look like when someone finally gets a picture of the Loch Ness monster. He just surfaces like, out of the soybeans. I was like, I don't know why.

I just was like, I can't. I can't with coal and the soybeans. I just cannot. So he comes out, it's like, look at this. We got a good batch of soybeans. Well, that don't mean nothing if we don't get it packed up and shipped on top. We need things shipped on top. It is almost November 6th.

How are we going to pay the banks? We are two months away from our trip to D.C. One day to six million. million dollar payment. Have they made $6 million in two weeks off of soybeans? Let's see. Out of nowhere. They just sell enough soybeans. So, um, uh, Stephen's like, by the way, I thought you were coming over to help with the arbor. And Cole is like, what's in arbor? So Stephen, then we go inside the barn. And Stephen's like, in hindsight, a wedding during peak harvest may not have been the best idea ever. Jesse's like, well, as I think about it, and I'm starting to agree

with you. Hey, you're messing up my hexagon. Why are you taking my hexagon planks and making a square out of it? Surely you're not about to do something really funny for the television shows. Everyone knows that peak harfords, peak harvest season is the time that you can only concentrate on harvesting and parting with your family in Nashville with a bunch of very, very morally, um, questionable people. Okay. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. So you haven't taken one dance lesson before this win? I'm going to teach you how to waltz. Get up here. I was like, oh, my God, this is Pornhub right now. I was like, yes. Hot brothers. Yes, I'm in. So just when you thought the brothers were going to waltz together, no, why would they ever, why would a man ever touch another man? So they instead make little boxes out of the out of this poor, this poor hexagon, which is,

never really going to come together. And Jesse's like, wait, we have to dance in a little box. He's like, yes, just like how your life is contained in a small box called Allie, we are going to dance as well in that. He's like, okay. So how do we do? He's like, well, first of all, you need to have good posture, chest out, elbows up. One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.

You know, put on one of those queer pop songs. Okay. Now, okay, put it on. All right. Who's that. See ya. All right. That'll work.

Okay. One, two, three. That'll be your marriage in about two years. See you. How about we put on Katie Perry, okay? Teenage Dream, which is actually sort of what you're living in right now because you still think that you're, you're high school. You know what I'm saying.

You need to get the joke. He's like, I like the Jesse is like, I don't know about Watson. I was just thinking they're doing it in this style. And he just, just like, step touch, step touch. I was like, yeah, it's really all you need at the wedding. I'm so sure the McBee wedding in the rental farm is going to be like, okay, please everybody come to the dance floor. We're going to do the Queens Waltz.

Yeah. I can't wait to see their choreographed dance to Bruno Mars being like that stupid wedding song. I think I'm going to marry you. Dong, dong, dong, dong. I love that song so much. I remember when they did it on Glee and I was like crying. It's like, this is so good. This is art.

I would only accept all this nonsense about the wedding on McBee Dynasty if I knew that Jesse and Allie would be dancing to Paul Abdul. will you will you will you marry me boy then I'd be like you know what the season would be worth it I like big butts and I can not lie they're sweating song if they walk down the aisle they like they like don't know the rest of the lyrics like what's the rest I don't see I don't know what brother can deny when we walk what who walks in oh uh oh stopped I like big butts and I can not lie. No other brother can deny. When a girl walks in with a bitty thing. I get something. Yeah, see, I don't know. So, uh, I'm like this whole cast.

Just played the first line. Do we have a song based on soybeans that we can play? Because I can't look at that. I like dribble doors. And I can not lie. No other brother can deny. When it foreign seeds into a little bit of dawn and then I dribble, I get sprung. he's like how do you know how to waltz anyway how you know how to dance like that and he goes i did this for eight months with the 65 year old woman who taught me that's how i do it now left right left right hold hold a boob up put it to your mouth have lunch sorry that went a little far that went a little far god those were some good memories you know they outlawed that okay so that's to Walt. Darla really got around, huh? So, hey, Steven's like, yeah, just like you're going

through a speed ladder and football is like, oh yeah, I was always good at those. I was like, could you do a speed ladder for the way you talk? You need a speed ladder. Please, vocally, speed ladder it up. Come on. Hurry it up, okay? The only reason why this show is 10 episodes long, because we're waiting for Jesse to finish the sentences. All that is is about rhythm. And one thing the McBees have is debt, really. But still, let's try and concentrate on a rhythm, okay? So they dance together. I got a bonner.

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could be like a jack and like stephen looked like he could be like a king or something like that they do look like playing card pieces or yeah drawings that make out in my dreams okay so they look kind of alike they look similar i could believe that they're brothers but then cole and brandon look alike they look like different they look like they're from a different stock yeah they're like the tiny mouse squinty-eyed ones and then there's like the hot ones they still have a little bit of the diamond shape but maybe that comes from the mom god you know what i hope i hope they have a different dad i would be so happy for christie if she just was like you know what fuck this guy i'm gonna bang the hot guy behind the bar tonight and i have two babies with him and and stephen will

have to raise them like good good yeah it wasn't that hot i mean she ended up with cold so she just took anything at that point it's like i just need some emotional for feeling okay Sammy, something to fulfill me emotionally. So I just did the guy at the 7-Eleven. Well, I had one special night where a scarecrow came to life, and I banged it twice, and now I've got my two more children. I saw a guy standing having a soda pop, and he didn't even have lips enough to use a straw. And I thought, you know what?

I want that man to father my children. Okay, so now we're at Brancato's Catering. And Christy's meeting up with Allie and her mom because they're going to be doing a tasting of everything. And Jesse is, we have a really important scene where Ali says, Jesse's late. Let me call him. So she calls Jesse. And he goes, I'm a little late. And she goes, yeah, I can see that.

Which is some of the great content on this show. So then Jesse. But at least see cares. I'm going to stand up for Jesse because you hear. Run, run, run, run. He's like speeding down the highway to get there on time. He does. And then he arrives and he like parks over like the parking spot line, which normally would drive me nuts. But to be fair, it was like it wasn't like he was leading into another parking spot. It was just like sort of like one of those gridded off areas. So I gave Jesse a pass. But don't think I didn't notice it as well. Okay. Yeah. She's like you didn't park inside the lines. It's like it's a big truck. These two. It's like watching them lighting. It really is. So they go in. I mean the it's just like the chemistry just crackles off the screen. It really does.

So there's Amanda, and she's like the snoddy-ass wedding planner. She's like, oh, my God, here you guys are again. It's so good to see you. Jesse, still having panic attacks? That's hilarious. Okay. Jesse, have your balls dropped enough for you to even be allowed to get married yet federally? Are we going to just have to wait a couple of years?

You are hilarious. You probably peeed just like you park outside the lines. What are you a child? Oh, my God. Let's mash up some food for this idiot. Okay, we got Jesse here. Just got a note from the venue, by the way, they say, unfortunately, you cannot come down the aisle in a combine.

You're going to have to park it outside. Okay, it just does not fit inside the church. A dribble door is a tool. It's not a way of life. Okay, Jessica. It is a dribble door. You are the wind beneath my life. her commitment to bet midler is really admirable i just hope she doesn't read that's

tweets because she may have an issue um i saw some funny lady picking up trash on the sat at the highway i said who are you and she started seeing them to me and i just love that music so i just decided up bring it to the wedding i said thank you for what you're doing for this country please stand up straight please Boogie Boo, something another, or company B. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, so where are we at with the guest list? All I have here is a page that says Aunt Darla over and over again.

Oh, I made that. I really love Darla. She's just the most entertaining person in our family. Can we roll a clip of Darla? Hi, Christy. Isn't that good? God, I love her. Give her all the best tables.

Hey, haven't we just have a wedding where Aunt Darla can just walk around saying hello to people. I would love that. So they're going to have 169 people at the wedding and no Russians, guys. And they all laugh. So now it's time to taste the food. So first up, fried mac and cheese bites, which I'm not going to lie, I would have liked to have sampled that. I would kill for some fried mac and cheese bites right now. I'm starving.

So they eat them. And Jesse's like, good. And next, something very exotic from a foreign land, go cheese brichetta, which. this is going to be a really international wedding with this bruchetta but will it go over well will jesse like the bruchetta yeah and christie loves it's so good it is just so good hally loves it she's like oh my god bruchetta with goat cheese this is like this is even like riding the waves for the city i mean this is and i'm a city girl okay and this is good and then jesse won't eat it he's like uh uh it's got vegetables

on it because I don't like being watched when I eat really that's a shame because I would love to watch you eat he could do what's muck bang videos yeah I don't eat just want to watch Jesse do whatever you want Jesse get back in that combine and have a panic attack one actually could you try to park that car again that was actually kind of a turn on the way you just like came in there and didn't care God yeah damn it Jesse So they're all laughing at him. And Amanda's like, so are we ready to look at some table skates? Like, well, I may have to go because we're open another car wash next week.

You know, it's just the thing that farmers do open car washes. So since the car wash is going to open up next week, I've got, I promised even I'd make a hexagon for the car wash for the cars to drive through. And I don't know, we've got to take care of that. Yeah, you know, we're getting the car wash ready and we wanted to test it. And we said, this is so gentle, a human can be in there. So we had Cole walk through it. But unfortunately, I accidentally filled up the soaper with Roundup. And Cole almost lost his vision.

So we got to go kind of worry about that now. Sorry, guys. We told Cole we'd make it up to him. So this time we filled up the soap with the ranch. And he's just going to walk right through. And he's going to be happy with a little clam, which he also likes he clams in the ranch. So it works out well. So she's like, you don't want any design input on our wedding?

What do you mean design input? You're getting married in a giant white plates with white tables. What do you want him to choose a fork? With a bunch of white people. But to white people. It's the most Antarla wedding I've ever seen. Like, there's nothing you fucking need him to choose. Okay.

Yeah. Do you really want Jesse to have design input on your napkins and your forks? I don't think so. So, uh, he chose a bowelot tie. What more do you want from the man? He's making a hexagon for those weddings. okay that's that's enough so he says he's not going to cancel the wedding he's like just because of my anxiety attacks and a thousand other things going on that's not not a thing i want to do to

the bride so i guess i'm just going to trust in our relationship first instead of the other frustrations you know what you know what the sexiest thing is in the world inertia let's let's lean into it baby that's hot so then outside christie checks him with him she's like hey you feeling honey he's like one more thing off of the to-do-do list. Yeah, that's right. I think there's just so much anticipation. You know, will they, won't they? They will. I'm not, I'm just kidding. You're going to get married. You're going to be so happy. I don't think Ellie should marry you. Did I say that out loud? Oh, God. Well, here's one thing I want to say, be confident that you're not good enough for Allie. Did I say that outland? What's wrong with me? You and Rachel are just going to get along so well, huh? Oh, sorry. You guys are such Ross and Rachel's. Everyone knows it, right? We are so invested in this. By the way, I like was this entire little scene that they were having, I was distracted because they're sitting, they're like standing next to his SUV and they're both leaning on it with their shoulders, just leaning on it. And it's like encrusted with like dead bugs and mud and all this disgusting stuff because it's been riding. And I'm not this is, believe it or not, I'm not shaming the truck.

Because this is just what happens with the fender, but it's this dirty ass fender and they're both leaning up against it with their shirts. And I'm like, why are you leading on this? nasty ass fender right now just like lean on something can you just shoot the scene somewhere else you're making your shirts dirty how it comes outside she's like oh hi are you ben i can tell you're a city person i don't lean you would understand droshetta come inside can someone lead i just need some brichetta right now i cannot look at what like he would rather spend more time with that dirty fender than he would with that brachetta let's be honest So they basically, mom's not for the pre-up.

And honestly, I'm not for the pre-up either. Yeah, because she didn't even know. And he's like, you know, I love her and I don't think anything would happen. But what are your thoughts on a pre-nap? She said, I'm not for it, okay? We've known Ellie and her family for years. She would be devastated if you brought this up. How could you?

I cannot believe I raised boys to do this. And anyway, in this family, it's the men who steal the money from the women anyway. Come on. boys will be boys you know you do what you want but i don't care for the decision if it's your brothers and i really don't care if it's your dad's i'm like well you're the mom why don't you call up your son stephen and be like you better you better shut the fuck up at this pre-nup you were not gonna pressure my son the only the hottest one of you bunch to get a pre-nup okay and i say what i said and i'm the mother like kick some ass around there christie they'll listen to you yeah

maybe not so uh well but yeah she can at least try because they're ridiculous And she's, of course, she's like, this doesn't sound like Jesse. This is definitely his father and Stephen Jr., right? And so they asked her, when she got a divorce from Steve, was there a pre-up? And she's like, no, he wanted everything. And he fought to keep it. He thought he still fought to keep it. So then she says, you know, do what you want.

But if this is your decision, fine. But if this is your brothers, no. And especially if it's your dad's. Isn't this a part where we got a cut in of the dad being like, women do nothing but steal for me that's all they do women are a bunch of sulky businesses stealing things shut up fucking guy this fucking guy who's in the garage i hate that guy but i did love in this episode when they're like well it looks like it's time for dad to come back i was like fuck yes that man is so messy so then uh we go over to calla's house and she's

FaceTiming her mom and her niece and they're talking about like Calla talks about how her sister died. And then so her mom adopted Harlow, the niece and, um, you know, just talking about like that and like the sister. The, the, the daughter doesn't really understand death, but no understands a little bit, but still asks for the mom. And so then Callie gets to the deeper, the deeper part of the conversation, which is, it's like a weird situation with like Stephen right now because he like, he invited me to the wedding. and like wants to like try to work things out with us and like as much as I want to be in Texas and with the family like I'm like maybe holding out hope with him because like if I can be on TV for like one more season maybe I could get a spin off I don't know I'm like waiting for like Cala army to rise up I don't know yeah and then we go back to Christy and she's like well I'm just she's going to lunch I love this someone and I immediately the second you see this woman you're like that is Ali's mother. I mean, they are just, they look like twins. And they're both wearing little black leather jackets. They're like, it is time for paramount lunch, guys. Let's do this. Yeah, but I want to see Ali take some notes from her mom because I think her mom looks like a badass. And I think Ali could use some style tips from her. I like Ali. I'm just saying like, listen to your mother. Okay. So, Christy's like, yeah, I'm just so good friends with Michelle and Ali's whole family and they'd be offended if they knew about that pre-nup. I was offended by it. So I'm not going to

say nothing. I'm not going to get my best friend. I'm not going to say anything. Be a total douchebag to her daughter. It's going to keep it inside. So Michelle's like, well, I can tell Allie's getting a little tired and a little stress because she didn't even bring up a triathlon once this entire day. Wow, she was really going through it. And especially the seating chart, trying to please everybody. She's like, oh, well, I told her not to worry about me. It's their day. I will get along with everybody because that's me.

Christy, I don't actually speak up for what I really want. I just get pushed around by everyone in my life. howdy howdy howdy howdy i'm sorry i'm just getting so many texts this is crazy oh my gosh i think it's galena you know why i think that because i'm looking at it and it says galena oh no what if it's her is this galena oh gosh you said it's galena i think it's her um i work with de boys every day and i feel like they are non-hors like masha and this is why i thought they are like family so by the way don't speak to my family hate them which they were all dead would start my fire if I was close enough to Russia myself but I thought I would text you about coming to wedding because I completely respect your decision whatever it is thank you for hearing me out I have not been invited but if you just tell me where it is I will bring the chain cutter to get through fence so let me know how you feel I completely respect your decision whatever it is and I would hate it if your car got not flat tire on into wetting.

Just know whatever decision you make will have bearing on how your actual bearings work in car. I mean, it's just so weird because, you know, she's texting me, but the last text message I got from her was asking about cleaning my house. Could you guys run that picture of a 13-year-old Russian teenager with pigtails? That would be great. It's not creepy at all. I love showing that image. Oh my goodness So on that picture of Galino

She's like Look at me with Penn I'm so happy Whole world ahead Whole world is happening So So You know what

In Galena's defense That was a big house And she was a good cleaner She worked so hard I mean she did a real good job Dest in the family photos I was like oh Yeah

Damn Christy Those are a little dig right in there. So, so, Christy's like, I'm a little stressed now. I mean,

it's not about me. And I want the focus to be on Jesse and Allie. So I don't know what to say back to her. And she's like, well, you don't have to say, you know what you can do?

You can leave her on Reed as the kids say, hey, have you been hanging out in that city again? You are picking up so much slang. Listen to that rap music. You might as well be a public bus for a city as you are right now. Jeez. So then,

um, hear something an an an an there it's a new dawn it's a new day do to do to do to do do to do to kind of starts some nina simone it's a new dawn it's a new day it's a new truck for me and i'm feeling good mehow do the soybeans a don't the soybeans a don't the soybeans the f-150 Nina simones in heaven like fuck these people fuck this show so uh my legacy has made it to a dribble door god damn it all right boys time for every time okay so the time is come different year beat ervice okay right board don't fall in a hole don't hit any bowls don't hit any poles don't hit any poles in the hole don't fall on the

bowl don't take it their life to the bowl go celebrate with the girls on the bowl all right let's go girly bowls. Who's waving around a breakfast burrito and snapping? Go on, girls, hold down the hole. Pull down the hole and hold down the pole. Come on, y'all. Well, this is the final day of harvest, and we've got to get as many bushels out of the fields as possible to sell and make our payments by tomorrow. We need to sell $6 million worth of soybeans by today. End of day. It's a grand finale. It's a soybean finale. You know, I really didn't appreciate it. I went downtown the other day to pick up something for the tractor and somebody called me a soy boy and I had to

rethink this whole thing. God damn cold so I don't let coal run the farm. If only they knew how much soybeans could contribute to man boobs. Like what? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding these soybeans? Wait, soybeans are full of estrogen. We are growing, we're growing lady hormones here on this farm. I will not stand for

this any longer. Do not say gay. Do you understand me? Do not say gay. So now it's that night, Stephen's house. I don't know. Was this one we saw? And it was, there was one part where there's like a long sequence of like the combines going and like the soybeans flying out, landing in a truck nearby. It was very majestic and exciting.

And now it's that night. And they're all, they're all there. And Jake is there. He's with his girlfriend, Tegan. And they're grilling steaks. And we got a nice long close up of the new McBeas seasonings that, thank God, they went to an in-person trip to Nashville just to remember what salt is like. God. Yeah, they're seasoning so good, they can't be shipped from Nashville to the gillicuddy or wherever they live.

Galena. What do they live? Gilpin. Gallatin. Galatin. Galatin. And then we see Sitka, the dog, eating his own steak, which is bold. Okay.

Stephen really fucked up those steaks. He's like, well, just feed the fucked up steaks to the dog for the rest of his life. You know, I was nervous going in because in the fall, the farm's crop side was going to sink us. But by looking at the numbers, the soybeans. and some of the later crop of corn came through. So making payments is thankfully not going to be a problem. And Cole's like, yeah, that's right. That's why I'm going to run the farm one thing.

Nobody's going to say nothing about it to me. And I'm good. Stephen don't know nothing. Stephen don't know nothing about farms. He don't know soybean. He doesn't believe in soybeans. I don't want to believe in soybean. But now she's not going to give me credit for nothing.

I should be the president of this farm. I should be running this farm and nobody gets me no credit for nothing. Well, guess what, Cole? before you get a boner for your soy beans. We're still not in the clear or completely from what I messed up. Because guess what? This is a fun little fact. We're just going to just scuttle into a little flashback.

I did mess up the fat trim on the brisket that we sold to Arthur Brains. And like we can't at least afford to make our remaining debt payments. Because guess what? That, uh, that did fall through that, uh, that deal. They just sort of quietly like, oh, by the way, all that Arthur Bryan stuff. Yeah, they, that, they decided not to go with. Yeah, they, we got fired. Oh gosh.

That's so embarrassing. Commercials. Here comes one. right now they feel like with everything they do on this show which is kind of funny because normally shows are like let's build it up and then they pay the amount you know like at the end everything works out and they're like that's that's what you get for a good tech being a good tax paying jesus loving american but um they never went on this show like last year all they talked about the whole year was we're going to have these car washes and so we need a hedge fund so we're

going to have a hedge fund and galena knows everything about hedge funds thank god for galena she's getting us the hedge fund thank god and then by the end they're like we're not getting shook what do you mean you are not giving hedge fund what yeah um i can't believe that they didn't get vc money for their um farmer run car washes that they've been open for a week they're like yeah normally we invest in established businesses like what do you mean they are there there's one that just squirted the roundup all over a lipless person no yeah um we need to make sure they work yeah yeah listen anyone can run a like you can be a farmer you can be a wall street person anyone can run a car wash i just don't trust these guys to run a car wash i'm sorry i do not

i feel like there's gonna be little soybeans and like pieces of brisket flying at my car if i go in that thing i just don't want that damage anything with washing in the title. No. I'm not trusting these guys with any of that. But it is kind of funny that Stephen seems to be the one that sewed together, but his little thing, the meat stuff failed

big time, and Cole's stupid soybean plant that he did in secret is actually working. That's crazy. Secret soybean. Well, you know, I think, by the way, also, we're selling this car wash a little short because it's not really just a car wash. It's the McBee's coffee and car wash. So you go and you

put your car in and then you have some coffee on the side. And listen, we know with this family, they really appreciate their coffee. I mean, we're still reeling from Christy's, you know, triple-decker whipped cream phantasmagoria delight that she ordered two weeks ago. Well, I'm scared for my brothers and I and the farm itself because there's an FBI investigation, but it feels like it's really back to being a family farm again, except for the part where nobody's told anybody who works here that my dad's going to go to prison. So we'll do that later. we'll do that later don't you worry one two three one two three one two three breast suck in god

why do I keep doing that god I miss that lady all right I got a new concept okay it's not gonna be McBee's coffee and car wash it'll be McBee's coffee and car wash and Waltz lessons okay you drop your car off you get a coffee and learn how to waltz okay someone make an octagon I'm sorry this is taking so long

um elderly elderly breast milk is a little longer to steam so we do go over to a new car wash that's opening up and we meet galena's daughter arana who is finally bravo is like let's send someone on to the show that represents our network can we just have someone because erina feels like she came from the world of bravo she looks like bravo she's also like she just looks like she's looking around to all the people like what the fuck am i doing it this car wash right now i'm really at school we've met her before

she was on season one and it was so funny because she she's with her mom and galena's like oh look at this this is house me and stephen are building to live in together and she's like um mom does he know that you're going to be living here oh yes he loves me very much uh so he doesn't still hate you and say he wants nothing to do with you oh no that means he loves me she's like oh god mom i don't know i don't know if this is safe i'm moving everything into his house until we have house ready she's like oh my god mother no please her daughter's mortified their mom so crazy it's so good oh gosh do we do you know where arana lives does she live in can i think she's local i think so yeah i think she's local

so galena saying today we are opening our last car wash it's been a long time coming and it was a bitch to finish building so i can't wait for customers to actually start coming but today is big chamber of commerce event so many people will be here from chamber of commerce Surely we won't do anything stupid to make them mad that stupid bitch masha, dumb bitch whore face. Everything will go well. Wash that whore right out of your car. Am I right, Chamber of Commerce? Do you like tagline?

Well, when we bet on, when we bet the farm on these car washes, which makes total sense because the perfect extension of a farm is a car wash, then didn't get the financing that we need. It was disappointing. So if we can get the investors we needed today, it would be huge. I'm like, oh, wow. Like, they're literally acting like Warren Buffett's about to walk through and examine this car wash. And it's like just these random dads from the town who are like, well, this machinery looks pretty cool in here. I'll throw $50 at this enterprise. I'm telling you, a lady who did the splits was trying to get a caftan shop open down here.

And we wouldn't let her open this location. Let's hope this car watch is a better fit for the community. So, uh, Galena's talking to the potential. and then there's like some the best part about this is first there's like these tiny little remote control cars or whatever that they put these pugs in and they're just like driving around in the front these are the smartest creatures on this entire season these plugs when it started when it started breaking out in a fight later and they just cut to that little pug in a tiny car being like that was like again finally a bravo moment so uh jesse's like well i didn't

want to invite galena to the wedding originally because of my mom but my mom seems to be understanding and wants to put the past behind them so hey galena you obviously work very hard for us and are a big part of our lives and we appreciate that so talk to my mom and this isn't the official invite because we sent that out to people we actually like but we found an old coupon for a for a sam goody and we wrote down on top of it dear galena come for our wedding i hope you accept it i wrote a high galena on a val pack but just consider that an invitation I'll tell them at the door you're okay

you're okay to come in okay I cut the side out of the Starbucks and I wrote Galena on it but kind of smudged off but here here's a piece of Starbucks cub it counts I don't have big family home but we were close and since I can't go back after

murdering them I wanted an American family brand new American family where I fucked daddy so the wedding invitation makes me feel like I'm actually part of the family. Where are you lighting matches, Galena? I'm sorry. I'm good. I'm, memories. Memories.

Look, Aaron. Aaron. Oh, look what I got. Oh, look at this. She goes, oh, oh, that's awesome. And then she's like, but remember, mom, no drinking there. No drinking at the wedding. Mother. Like at all, mother.

She's like, oh, of course, I know. I don't drink anything but wine and vodka at wedding. What am I, monster? Come on. It's mama. It's mama here. You know what you should call, grandmother? Just kidding. I killed her. Okay. Get out of my car wash. So now it's the ribbon cutting time.

And who drives up? Masha. Masha. So Galena is like, first she pretends to be my friend, then she tells my man. And now she showed up wherever the fuck she wants to. She has some balls. Fuck you, bitch.

Fuck you, bitch. So Galena. So she's walking around like the wife of the whole event, you know, where she's just walking. She's like, yeah. Hello, chamber of commercial. Hello, Masha. Thank you for enjoying my car wash. You know what you do here?

I said one time, there should be place you take car and it gets washed. So thank you for believing in dream. She's acting like Moshalania Trump right now. So they're walking around and they're like, oh my God, I can't believe Masha is here. like wow what are the odds that masha would show up right now guys and so then galena's doing her like over the top like over her top rage acting where she's like anytime she sees masha at the corner of her eye like no matter who she's talking to like her her face just flattens and she's like bitch bitch bitch fuck her fuck you fuck you fuck you fucking she's mad they just like shine behind the

She's just like, oh, hello, chamber of call. And then we see a clip of them fighting. And Galena's like, you slept with Steve behind my back, spread your legs, wiggle your ass, ass weigle. Your method of communication is so low. You should see specialist. Love specialist. Low communication specialist will help you a lot with that. So Stephen's like, I want to welcome all of you to the ribbon cutting of our.

car wash. This place is amazing. As you'll see, we have a cow coming through right now. Look how sparkling he is. And you know what? People who ride cows are still good with up pooped in the, okay, the car wash has some poop stuck in the drain. We're going to have to shut that down for a minute.

I'm sorry, but everybody, thank you for being here. Please have some deep fried mac and cheese balls, which surely no one else will be using for an event anytime soon. And the Galena just like walks by a mascha during the speech and she's like, fucking prostitutes. Mom. Aaron is like, Mom, we're at a business. Stop. Don't do the fucking horror. This is a professional setting right now. Go to your job. Colleen is probably like, I know. It's professional reality show. I have to do my role here. Fucking each wharf. Slot. It's like I work on this job forever. I know how important. She goes, Mom, please, there's people that here that matter. Okay. Lower your voice. Okay, I will.

Hor. I do it lower like this. You like that? You are stupid prostitutor. no mom like softer prostitutor you're prostitia oh mash's here she needs to fucking chill she can't be showing up at a business stuff when she don't do shit for events

and come like oh like you're such a value add coal to an opening of any sort of a company like that's what investors want to see everyone coal oh wow I want to throw my money at this yeah coal sweating sweating his armpits everywhere you know like exhaling

frito dust all over everybody bringing a basketball of soybeans like a little red riding hood to the car wash so galena circles back around to stephen and she's out there talking to people like i set up this shit i did all the work on this project masha did nothing but the wiggle ass ass wiggle okay i know i know just stay calm we'll talk we'll talk we'll talk what does she even do like what like what marketing like what like what i never heard what hot hot hot what and then we see have flashback you know you know galena's about to lose her shit when she gets the high voice what does she do like marketing like marketing what markle what and then like we see masha being like oh i just

got back from the same to joe god wash i've been doing a lot of marketing there okay i make i cut out poster board arrow and give it to homeless person to swirl a lot of marketing so galena's like She only fucking spread her legs. And that's the only that she does. That's her entire talent. I am so disappointed in your father. Oh my gosh. So she's like, oh my God, this bitch.

And she's like she's only fucking spreading her leg. That's all that she does. That's her entire talent. Spreading leg. I'm so disappointed in your father. I cannot even tell you I'm disappointed in your father. Well, he told her not to come. He showed me the tics.

but she's here for one clear reason, okay? And we still have investors here and $30 million in loans. And we cannot be doing this. We cannot do it. You need to stay calm. My blood is boil. My stomach is about to fucking explode. Exploding with us.

Exploding with us. I'm going to lose it. Galena, now, okay, good things. Just think good things. You're part of our family. You're going to the wedding. Okay, do not ruin this. Okay, that man over there is about to give $25 to the car wash.

Okay, do not ruin this. This is going to look pretty and talk and leave without doing shit. She don't do shit and she takes credit for car wash. I got to do a dog. I'm going to kill a lady. Also, can we talk about how Galena's wearing like this black vinyl, like weird prom dress that's like shiny? It looks like a hefty bag and that she's cinched. She looks crazy.

It doesn't look crazy. So what do you wear to a marketing gala? I mean, a car wash gala. you know what be wearing a poncho for the chamber of commerce get me on my sis the vinyl please black preferable so she's networking and everything seems to be going well and then um galena sees masha talking to an investor and mashas like it's going to be one of a kind we put signups do you like the sign whoever made that sign is quite a marketing genius would you not agree and so then erina comes up to galena And because she sees, she sees her mom is really about to lose her shit. And the going's like, fucking or, fucking horse. She's like, mom, stop. You're literally talking to an investor.

Fucking horror, fucking or, fucking are, fucking or. Fucking prostitute is here. What are you doing here? Yeah, she walks right at Tumasha and she's like, oh, fucking prostitute is here. What are you doing here? I fucking built this place. What do you mean? What am I doing?

I don't know about that. I remember hammer nail. Hammer nail, wiggle, wiggle, whiglass nail. to hammer. I remember. It's very hard to build. And it gets really tense. And so they, but it's not really that tense, but they're trying to make a tense. So then they like show shaky cam of like the traffic as if some cars are appearing out the road and run them over. Because they're like, oh my God, two Russians are fighting. I lost control my car. And then they cut to like the pug. Cut to the pug.

The bugs. So stupid. The tiny race car. Pugs made me laugh. Like pug literally like that they're like like, well, how do we? express attention to the scene, shoot, cut to the pugs. Yeah, I'm part of the family, okay? Who are you? And she goes, look at me, look what I got, Valpaq, what name on it? What do you have, hmm?

What do you have, God damn, poor face? Bro, dude. Brick, bro, just a slot, Slot. You are scum, dude, the bank is right there. You are scum, dude, the bank is right there. You look like freaking skink. is what you look like right in front of chamber of commercial and jessie's like just when you think

galena's fine doing good something crazy happens too late to take back the invitation hearty har her so much was like i'm going to call the fucking cops i thought on video you were there you beat up my car and erna's like um i wasn't even there i was going to law school because masha's i guess accusing erna of it she's like yeah now she's going for the daughter which is crazy why is she going for the daughter And the daughter doesn't give a shit about any of these people or other car wash. So she's like, so I don't have time for your pathetic shit. Masha's like, oh, if you're in law school, you should advise your mom to stop being so aggressive. And then we see Arina turn into her mom.

She's like, you don't deserve to speak to me ever. I'm 22 and I'm smarter than you'll ever be. And Masha drives away and Galena's like, get the fuck out of my face. And so she spits at the car if it's going away. And everybody's watching this, okay? The whole Chamber of Commerce is like, hmm, how are these mac and cheese bites? That's crazy.

I've had it in a bowl. Have you ever had in a bike? Because those crazy Russians are fighting again. Was it a mac and cheese ball? Because it's confusing. Did you have a good time? And they're like, oh, yeah, it's great mac and cheese ball. I mean, I'm do you have any H-Go boxes? I got to hit up the Tommy Bahama before I go home. Oh, yes.

You let it have weird. So then the scene just ends. And now we go to Jesse and Allie's wedding rehearsal. It's one day till the wedding. And Allie's asking, Stephen, if Cal is going to come? You know, the question that's on all of America's mind, will Cala be there? Prayer if the Cal can make it. So Stephen's like, well, I am focused on officiating the wedding.

And I thought there'd be a test, but I just had to pay 45 bucks online. They even gave me a little card. And I'm like, did you have to pay extra for the card? He's like, I did. I paid five extra dollars for the card. But you know what? It's an important thing to have. I am the leader of this company.

And this card is the reason why I deserve to lead this farm. He's like, all I had to do to get this card was to listen to like one song by Lady Gaga, which I thought was weird. Wait a second. It says this is the gay card. What? I got the gay card by accident. You waxed your butt hole one time and they try and pigeonhole you. They're coming for us.

So, Amanda, the wedding bladder. Well, I guess I better use it. I get a better to use this okay card now. No, I got it. Not as well. Hey, you better sign that pre-up because if you don't, it's homophobic. I got the gay card. Yeah.

So, um, he's, so Stephen, he goes over to Amanda the wedding planner. She's like, oh my God, Stephen. Wow. I guess you won't be needing my services anytime soon. You're never getting married, are you? Hi there, you emotionally insufficient little man, baby. what can I do for you? And he's like, okay, there's some people, we got to keep out of this wedding.

It's her, okay? It's a blonde Russian lady with crazy eyes. Could you be more specific? It seems like a disease, right? Those are going around like a cold right now. Okay. I do know people on the Chamber of Commerce. They are pretty disgusted, but they are asking me for the recipe for mac and cheese spice,

which is a secret, so I don't know how you got them at your car wash. But anyway, so when you're not trying to ruin my life, can I do for you? Listen, I'm going to make it real simple. Okay, you are not allowed to let this woman mash her into this wedding. Okay, she's a white, blonde lady. Okay, no white blonde ladies. Well, no, I mean, no, we want white blonde ladies, but not this white blonde lady.

Okay, can you give me some more defining features? She got a round face. That doesn't really narrow it down. She's like yay big, maybe about five, five, four. Okay, so she's a white blonde lady who's five four with a round face. I don't know. I think that still leaves about your entire guest list still can make it in with that description. Okay.

So you're telling, okay, tell me this, on a scale of Aunt Darla to Mama Christy, how white blonde lady is this? Okay. She's like Mama Christy, but with a machine gun in her trunk and crazy eyes. Okay. And just listen, just answer her a question. You'll hear her speak Russian. Okay, well, I don't speak in dressings. All right. Well, you're no help.

Would it help if I just greeted everybody in balsamic? Is that what you want for me? Okay. It's like, listen, there's two crazy Russians, okay? There's two girls with blonde hair and crazy eyes. Well, there's actually three because there's your mother as well. Okay, we're going to keep your mother. Okay, there's two of the Russians, though, so you've got to keep one of the crazy Russians out.

She's like, okay, fine. So you're telling me they're both Russian and they're both blonde. Okay, I got it. Your dad sure has a time, don't he? So then outside, Jesse and Allie are sitting together, and Allie is like, she's like, can you believe you're going to be a married man? He's like, yeah, I'm excited. Less nervous than I was.

I just pretend I'm on a combine and I feel calm. They should call it a calm bond, right, Allie? You want to laugh at? That was a joke. Anyway, I'm ready now. And we're going to, you're going to move to the farm, right? After we get back from Hawaii, right? Is that the plan?

Do you want me? You want to, we're going to sell the city house. next to that big fancy subway and then you're going to come to the farm right alley she's like well i guess that sounds like the plan married life on the farm yay i guess i'll be a homesteader woohoo it's like this is not the look of somebody who's ready for this i felt really bad that she gave it why don't they just keep that house and go to that house on the weekend or at least something do anything other than like compromise for this family anything yeah true Truly, for that shitty little place you live in in Gallatin, you need to get back.

Like, that looks like the set of Roseanne. You need to get back to your gorgeous farmhouse in the big city, girl. It is really nice. It's a nice house, okay? So then inside the wedding venue, and also, by the way, if she lives in the city, maybe she'll be in proximity to Mr. and Mrs. Kelsey. Congrats. Congrats. Travis and Taylor.

But, you know that, like, if there's anyone who's excited about this, you know it's alley you know she's like oh my god i might see them down the street at my city house in kansas city who knows figures gross oh they're gonna live by galatin well no i mean i'm assuming that that Travis kelsey must have a house in kansas city because he plays on the on the kansas city team oh yeah i don't know to me it's just some big hairy guy with a lot of luck i see that guy and i'm like i mean i guess i don't really know what's going on there but i don't understand sports or anything he's cute he's got warm eyes i find he's he's you know i enjoy chalves kelsey i'm i'm down i'm literally know nothing about him except that he does that

podcast with his brother and they seem like cute and nice and like they burp a lot you know they just seem like really straight you know because i like straight guys in theory but those guys are like they're really super straight yeah i feel like they're like hey did you know that you could run a car with a lawnmower engine if you just have the right tools I'm like, I just, please stop. But they're like fun. But he's not like pickles. The McBees are like toxic straight.

I feel like the Kelsey's are fun straight, you know? Okay. I like their, I like their version of straight. Okay. I have no hatred. I just, it's just ignorance.

I don't know anything about them. You know, ain't my, ain't my circus, ain't my monkeys. No what I'm saying. So Stephen gathers around the other brothers. And he's like,

now, hey, brothers, brothers, gather around. Okay. So, okay.

Cole, take those soybean out of your mouth. Okay, you got to cook them first. Okay. All right. I haven't heard anything about a pre-up. Have you guys heard anything? And they're like, oh, no. Okay, well, we'll have to do a post-nob fan at this point because they haven't signed anything. And I'm getting real mad right now, real mad. Yep, because I haven't heard hide nor hair from Jesse about this pre-nup. And I don't know if he just doesn't have the balls. But if they were ever to divorce, Allie stands to take 12.5% of $18 trillion in debt. And you know what? We cannot have that. Our farm. on the line, then don't any of you ever find fucking happiness

or get married. Fuck you, dude. That's not how it works anyway. I just want to reemphasize that I have not heard hide nor hair from Jesse about this. But Casey called me and she said she is hiding from Cole's back hair. So I just want to clarify that that's

what the situation is right now. Where I have heard hide and hair from Casey. I can't wait to bring this up. day before the wind. I'm not hair right now. Hyde. You've reached Casey. I'm not here right now. I'm blinking two times. If anybody can come help. That would be great. Casey, you know it's pronounced hide, not hide. No, I'm pretty sure you say hide. Like, hide, my name is Casey. She's speaking in code on her voice greeting. She's like, please help me.

So, Stephen's like, so, Jesse, can I talk to you? Okay. Now, I don't want you to stress out or nothing. Just remember, we are not a combine and there is not a cam. Okay. So now I did not get the pre-nup. So I'm trying to figure out what to do. So I guess we're just going to do a post-nup.

What are we going to do here? And he's like, well, I mean, I appreciate you trying to help me with this, but I don't think it's going to happen because I think we can trust Allie by now. She knows things like about like Breschetta. You ever hear about that? She's not like any other girl out there. She knows about tomatoes and goat cheese on a piece of Christina. This scene shocked me and I was so happy with this scene.

Because I was just mad at Jesse for making Allie move to the city or to the country. But he's like, yeah, you know, I just don't because he says no, basically. He's like, no, I'm not doing this. And he goes, okay, well, I agree that Allie is not the issue. not that kind of girl. That's fine. But it's more about setting a precedent for Cole and Braden and myself. And he goes, okay, but I just hate to use that

as the reason for signing a pre-nup. And I don't think she deserves it. And it's not a good idea for the sake of our relationship. And it's really best for her and I that we don't do that. And Stephen looks like he is going to fucking kill him. And he's like, well, it's not good for the rest of us. Well, then too

fucking bad. And if she gets in there and tells you you can't plant a fucking, you can't trim meet badly. I mean, what could be bad? She's an actual educated, intelligent person. And if she does come into this business, all she can do is help, Stephen, because you fucked up your entire whole thing. And now you're going to try and hold it against Stephen and all these other people. I don't think it's fair. And you know that if he did sign it, Stephen would be the one to be like, well, I'm getting married. I know everybody had to sign a pre-nut, but I just don't think it's right for me in

Cala. So we're not going to be that way. Yep. Well, I guess we're going to find out. week on the season finale it's the big wedding so big wedding episode is calla gonna be there will cala be at the wedding although the real point of intrigue seems to be that um galena gets pulled over maybe for what appears to be maybe a DUI on the way to the wedding which is legitimately very funny um next time finally something that does not it's finally something that does not seem staged to me yes let's do it i love this show and i'm just so happy for you jess I'm so proud of you. By the way, Jesse, I'll sign a pre-nup, and I'll make you sign one, too.

Get over here and get your hugs. You deserve them. Get over here. Take off your hat. Take off your shirt. Keep your pants on for now. We don't know each other that well. But otherwise, let's cuddle.

Let's make a cuddle puddle. Love you. I love you, Jesse. Bye. Well, everyone, thanks so much for being here. Especially you, Jesse. Especially you, Jesse. You are still very cute, despite all this, despite my bad attitude.

You are an adorable young man. and thanks everyone for being here and we will catch you on the next episode of Watch what Cropins. Bye, everyone. Bye. Watch What Crapins would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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