Watch What Crappens - #2986 RHOM S7E13: Plane of Resistance

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

Stephanie is still going on about her old man ball plane on The Real Housewives of Miami  and the bros aren’t having it. Also, Spain gets a new pair of godparents and Larsa refuses to cheers Lisa’s divorce. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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recap last week. That was super fun for the reunion. And this week we should have a trailer trash coming for either Potomic or below deck Mediterranean. okay so today we are going to be talking about real housewives of miami season seven episode 12 yeah what a glamorous episode beautiful i mentioned a little bit on our orange county recap but like this show is is is doing the luxe thing like they i mean the private jets the this mansion

the seaside mansion in marbea i mean it was this show is just like gorgeous i was watching it and i was like I cannot believe it. I believe the fight with Stephanie and Alexia that happens later in this episode may have been the most scenic fight we've ever seen on the show. They are fighting and the sunset is like casting them in this golden light. There's this gorgeous beautiful Plaza de Spain, I think is what it's called that's like out in the background. He's like this colonnade, this huge vista. I was like, this is gorgeous. What a gorgeous setting for a petty, petty fight. Yeah, it was really beautifully done. All the colors, they wore their flamenco dresses that they had done for them. The whole thing was just gorge. My God, really well done, lettuce. So here

we go. It's gertie. And you know, it's also funny that everyone's always making fun of Stephanie for her fashion. We talked about it a little long crappy hour. Her stylist had a fit. And I said she looked like a golden crappy or whatever. But, you know, like to make fun of someone's fashion when they're so well put together. I mean, that really says what this show, how good this show is because it's like she looks great. I mean, she's really pretty and she wears, I mean, her outfits are a little

try hard jackie-oh and everything. I get it. But it's just funny because we're making fun of outfits that are actually really good. It's just Miami standards, you know, that you're judging. Yeah. I mean, especially coming from Orange County, where you want to talk about some shitty fashions. Oh, my God.

It's like we don't even mention it as much on that show because it's just so expected. you know right right um but here we are we start up here we're still in espia espia yes it's the morning finally morning of the marbea trip this fraught trip that's going to involve stephanie's private plane to whom that that that may or may not be accessible for everyone on the cast depending on their behavior so we're in this hotel bar they spent a lot of time in this radisson lobby on this on this trip there was on this like little couch on the side they're sitting there they're gathering gertie and julia are there and kiki and lisa join and uh kiki's making makes some joke about like oh

like looking ratchet et cetera in the wake of last episode's fight and kiki is like julia i'm so excited you describe the home and the people are so lovely and i'm like you know what i don't want to miss out on it and i really want to be there for you and she's saying how she's yeah she's still pissed off at Adriana, but she's going to be on, like, good behavior because it's like very important for her. She wants to be on the private plane. And it's important for her to go to Marbea and be there for Julia. Listen to me. I just saw Liza. She didn't even look at me. We didn't look at each other. I mean, I get it. I get it. I get it. You guys don't have things to work on. Yeah, but I'm not going to do that today. I'm on my best behavior. I don't want to go to the principal's office again.

Okay? Okay. Everybody just leave me alone. It's been a rough year. Well, you know, guys, that Alexia and Marisol is not coming. And Kiki's like, I can't believe that. And Lisa, well, why aren't they coming? Like, they set this up with you and you and Marisol set this up. It's like, well, Marisol feel us that. What if something happens? And then we are like, you know, stuck in Marlbea.

And then how do we get home? Because it definitely doesn't take us back or something, what happens? This, Julia, just being chill about this, when she hung, Gertie out to drive, She tormented Gertie for missing a Zoom link, and yet these two jokers are missing this entire, like, section of the trip, a whole, like, emotional, spiritual thing with the godfathers. And she's like, okay, that's fine. To me, this is a massive double standard. Julia is just sucking this season. I know, and this is a super important event, too.

I mean, she's really coming all this way. She's taking another flight, and she's doing it to give two elderly game. man access to stem cells. And, you know, I think that people need to have some goddamn respect. Well, it's important that those boys have a male figure in their life that lives in a far away place and is much older and might not be around that long. It's just really important that they have that male figure. It's very important.

My children have male figures in their life that they will never see and that will probably die in 10 years. so so kiki's like oh we can walk back who cares and they start cracking up she's like we catch a horse back so julie's like i'm not taking it personal to heart you know because i i wish they would come but i can't change it it is done it is done um so then we go to mary toll and alexia who have decided they're going to stand against stephanie which listen they're usually on the side of evil these two they are the side of evil usually but I'm so glad to see them doing this because Stephanie is really ridiculous.

She needs to be brought down a peg or two, okay? Yeah, well, I agree that Stephanie needs to be brought down to peg or two. I don't think that this is the way to do it personally. I think this is actually, you know, mean to Julia, especially because Julia has put in so much work kissing their asses. The least they can do is pay it back a little bit. But of course, this is the problem with kissing asses like Alexia and Marisol. You're never really going to be part of their group ever.

no one respects a kiss ass they just you're just going to use you and be done with you so i don't care that jul i don't care about julia's fake shit i don't care i'm just glad to see someone standing up to the lady with the old man ball playing well i'm so excited for the weather today well you know peter like we're like actually going to get to enjoy sevia for once and marasol's like oh my god i want to walk around bro i don't want to sit i don't want to hear anyone fucking bitching or complaining anymore i need some quiet in my head. You need quiet in your head, but you're going to hang out with Alexia. Good luck with that. How is there anything but quiet in your head? It's soaked in booze. What's going on in your head is very slow, I'm sure, anything. And also, I love that she's

like, I got to get away from the complaining. So I'm going to spend a day complaining. It's just how I do it. So she's like, yeah, you know, it's just a little overwhelming. I mean, between Adriana and Keene and Stephanie's whole mini Mussolini moment, I just can't. Mani Mussolini moment. I didn't clock that the first time. Mini Mussolini. So then we see a flashback to Stephanie like being like, okay, so someone's going to be the timeout seat and then two people can be up here and then the cool people will be back here.

And then someone has to sit in this chair and they have to call my sisters and then like hang up the phone right away. So then Marisol's like, I mean, the fact that Stephanie said that, you know, if there was any fighting that she would just like, you know, she would just kick everyone off. It's not exactly encouraging to hop on. on a plane. Am I right? I mean, the good news is it's easier to remove people than ads. So we're golden, bro. Obviously, I don't want to be rude, but we're just going to be rude. And we need to let her know we're not going. So, hey, you know what? Even though I worked in public relations for years

and years and would brag about how I had a PR company, Alexia, why don't you write the email because you're much better at writing those things. Yeah, so it's like, okay, I'm going to write a text. I'm going to write it right now. Okay. Here's what it's going to say. Hi. we're not going to come. Okay? Bye. Well done. Beautiful.

Beautiful poetic. We need a mental break. Okay, let's say this. We need a mental break from Stephanie and pretty much everyone is going to be there today. Have a wonderful day. Bye. We're not coming. That's great.

It's really beautiful. We're not going to come. But listen, I want to tell you, I thank you for not flying in a private plane in front of Frankie. That I respect. I got to, you know, I respect that. I respect it. So now the girls are still gathering And Stephanie comes down

And she's like Oh my God, Alexia just texted me She said, Buenos Dias, hope you got some rest, blah-de-blah They're not coming What do you mean they're not coming? She's texting me, she's not going to go I just went to sleep and everything was fine I mean, I'm genuinely, genuinely hurt

This just sucks. They're both fired. I mean, we were in a good place Now they have to come and do this to me? How could they do this to me? How could they not fly on my plane? Oh, I'm so sorry that your weapon has been watered down.

Sorry. Your weapon has been turned into a foam finger. Whoops. Yeah, she was, her whole thing is that, like, they were in such a good place last night. And we see a flashback to Stephanie, like, like, doing that, that silent laugh that she does. And, like, also nudging Alexia with her elbow. She is definitely someone who laughs when she laughs, she elbows you, which I don't love that as a laugh technique. I don't like you elbowing me to make me laugh as well. That's not going to make me laugh. Oh, my God.

I'm a literally laugh elbower. I'm like, you're laughing. You're not going to laugh at this. Wait a second. You are not a laugh elbower. You never laugh. I've never seen you laugh elbow. Really?

Ben, in our live shows, I'm constantly leaning on you and laughing. Like, you need to laugh harder at this. No, no. It's okay to lean. It's like okay to touch. But like, Stephanie literally like elbows Alexia and like knocks her to the side. Like that's too much.

So Stephanie's all upset. But now she doesn't have a private plane to hold against someone. So what is she going to do? Let's watch her stew. So now they all go to the sprinter van, and Adrianna wants to clear the air with Kiki, with Kiki, but she's refusing to engage. You know, I called her, I mean, this is a big day for her to choose the grandfather, you know, I mean, godfather.

Oh, what am I saying? Look at how I miss say words all the time. I am just going to establish my case for. I'm so ratchet right now. I'm so ratchet right now, am I right? Oh, Julia, should we send Marisol and Alexia another message that if they need to move more time-like, that we could wait for them like? And Gertie's like, no, I just literally texted Alexia right now. I said, sorry, we won't be there for, sorry that you won't be there for Julia.

And we spoke with her, and she totally understands and love you. Or that's what they sent me? And Stephanie goes, I mean, what happened? I mean, she said that she spoke with you and that you understand her. And Marisol, and Julia's like, well, I think that she, you know, she was feeling. that if we misbehave, because sometimes in our group we misbehave, you know, sometimes people just pour water on people, as they say, water under the bridge, but overhead first. But you know, like sometimes we have, you know, with the rules on plane, they get scared.

Oh, so it's about me. It's about me. That's what they're saying. It's about me. No. No, it's about goat, really, because we want to bring goat on plane and we knew you would not like. And like, they didn't want to be beholding and feeling that if something happens they would, how would they even get back? You know, because once you go to Marbeah, Unless you have a private plane, you cannot leave Barbaya. What? So they think I'm just going to leave you there after a whole night of me threatening to just leave everybody there? That is crazy. That is insane. How could they do this to me? Oh, Stephanie. You know, we love you. But sometimes your delivery is very bossy.

Oh, but I'm bossy, but you're about to get on my plane? Oh, wow. Wow. So I'm boss. You're getting on a bossy person's plane. Well, that's great. That's great. You're willing to go on a bossy plane. Boss baby. Remember when I made that joke. Still funny. Do you not see what you're doing right now, you dummy? So Julie is like, really? This is exactly what Marisol and Alexia were talking about. She doesn't offer something, then point it out and kind of belittling way.

And Lars is like, Stephanie, like, thank you so much for, like, inviting us, like on your plane, like. Like, I really appreciate it. Even though if other people don't really appreciate it, like, I do like. You know what? I don't want anything. to thank. I mean, you guys, you guys, you don't owe me a thank you. Don't owe me a thank you. Now, say the thing, Larsa. Say the thing you're supposed to say. Okay. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you start, you start. Wait, let's do it together, guys. Okay, let's do it. Double

Larsa. Yeah. Okay. Okay, everybody. So like, you know, it's kind of, no way, you do it. You do it. You go. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. It's like a no one. It's like a fine. It's, it's like I'll lose. I messed up. You go. You go. You go. You go. Okay. Thank you go. You go. Thank you so much for listening to the larza and larza relationship podcast yeah i miss i miss doing the marcus and larza podcast that was so fun damn it i really thought those two would last forever well basically larza is kind of like you know what this is like a no-in situation for stepheny because either she's dangling the plane and she wants to include everyone like they basically it's like like like you guys either call her a kiss ass and or she's like being like

holding like which one is it because by the way it's this is costing her 40,000 dollars to go 20 minutes so like it's not appreciative and like you know it's like fucked up I actually think there's like a shred of truth to what Larissa is saying it is actually like Stephanie is definitely on a power trip and that's not right but she is also spending $40,000 on these people so like get it together a little bit you know I I mean I disagree only because they don't want to go because Stephanie's being an asshole. And no one has said why they're not really going, which is that Stephanie's threatening to kick Adriana and or Lisa off the plane.

So that's really what they're, that's really why they're not going. And no one's going to say that. It's just like, oh, poor Stephanie, she just like that's so much for people. No, no, you don't. When you're bragging about it and holding it over everybody's heads and then telling everybody how much money it costs you to do it, fuck off. Like, I don't want your fucking scrotum plane. Take it.

I just think that, like, it's not, I think that there is like, like I said, it's just a shred, that there's a shred of something to like, you know, she's spending $40,000 and like, just follow her rules, you know, but I think that she's spending $40 to brag on a housewife show that she married a rich guy. That's how I see. But like, she still gets that. She does get that. I mean, the problem is that she, she took it too far and she was not chill about it. and now like like i think that there's like i think the etiquette part of it gets totally removed because she was being classless in her presentation yeah i guess that's all i'm saying but you're right i mean in the normal circumstance it would be totally rude like what i

arranged this private plane and and now you guys are just at the last minute not coming that's not cool but you know she's the dick so i don't care no she she she fucked her own shit up so i'm not saying i'm not to me i'm not saying it's like a team stephanie versus i'm just saying like there is something to it she's spending 40 000 on the stupid private plane but um and like and she said and like the least they can do is like show up and not be like like don't mess shit up on the plane but she went too far by by acting like she's like the like the mom on the porch she's going to take the ball away from the kids yeah well i'm really glad that she doesn't want to look bossing controlling so she shows up on the plane with like a little iPad that she's reading

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And then all of a sudden, the lights like changed. They're all dancing in the sky and they're all having fun and like party, party, party, party, party. This is what I am talking about. Good vibes only, baby, okay? Empowering. Lese le Bon, temporal and funny. Okay. Let the good times roll, baby.

There's also something so funny about having like a, like this like, like a 10 minute dance party. Because, you know, they've got to take off. They can't dance. taking off. They've got to land. But then for 10 minutes, it's like, woo, dance, dance, yes, yes, yes, that's. Okay, sit down. We've got to land.

It's like a flash. It's like a flash mob. As they dance, we cut to Alexi and Mary Sol just sitting there typing on their phones. Like, click, click, click, click. Oh my God, click in Spanish, click in Spanish, click in Spanish, click in Spanish. And I did Wordle and I just filled it in. I entered in Pips, PIPPS.

Didn't get it. My favorite, my favorite starter word. Poor, for one. Well, I answered my favorite starter word, khaki. I had to spell with the Y. Didn't give it to me. Okay, look at us. We got through this flight.

Oh, sorry, I thought you were finished. Go ahead. No, I just realized that if you spell cocky with the Y, you actually make a real word that would be totally acceptable on Wordle. Who would have thought? Still didn't get it, though. Gats. Well, thank God, we made it drama-free.

Okay, everybody that has. a jet should have rules. It's called jettiquet. Okay? They're very necessary, especially with the group like this. So trying to make jetticot happen. This is the second week in a row

she's pushed the jetticoat thing. It's not going to happen. It's her shamps. Is jetticoat a thing? No. I don't know. Oh, it is. It is.

Well, there you go. So she makes a speech. She's like, I have to say something. I'm going to get it off my chest, okay? Because we're going to land. So I'm sorry you miss Julia's event. You love Julia so much, but you miss her event picking the godfather of her parents because of her children because I said you needed to throw the toilet paper in the garbage can

and take her shoes off and not scrape my seat. No, that's not what happened. You threatened to kick the cast off and not bring them back if they got into an argument. And their job is to get into arguments, Stephanie, okay, a little control freak. And she's like, and so that, so now she's not, so that's superseded. So those are your friends, Julia, okay? They cared more about making me look bad than being here. And whoever doesn't agree, you're not okay.

So then they land and then they're heading off to this estate. And Julia's like, I'm really grateful to Stephanie because it was really difficult to get here. And Marbea, I love it. It actually reminds me of Miami. Sevia is so gorgeous. It's very traditional, but Marbea is so cosmopolitan. Look at all the houses and not city parts of it. But at the same time, very charming.

And you can find your hidden james spots all over. And you can dance until six. I'm like, what? Like, we get it. Marbella is nice. Like, why are you selling us on Marbea right now? Just let us look at all the pretty buildings. And this, my friend, is some serious white lotus shit.

Okay? And I approve this message. I approve. Which is funny because on the, on the Potomac trailer, when there's a part of the Potomac trailer where they go someplace nice. And you hear one of them say, this is some white lotus shit. I was like, okay, this is going to be your. new catchphrase on Bravo. So then we meet Julia's friend Derek and like he literally is like the gay guy in season two of the White Lotus. Like it's so 100% the same guy. I'm like this is I would

be a little scared personally. Yeah he is. He's like hello welcome welcome everybody to this full finished home in my bear. Please offer anybody. I'd like to introduce you to my nephew. So Julia talks about how they've been friends for 15 years and they're the life of the party and she can't wait to give her boys men in their lives who smell like old spice and hair dye. So they all cheers and he's like, oh, welcome to my old crappy fit down area by the pool. It's disgusting. I'm sorry that you've been exposed to it. Sit down, everybody. If this is what old and crappy looks like, I guess I shouldn't be too offended by what Kiki called me last night.

Remember, she called me old? Okay, Adriana. So Derek is like, so what's this announced? What's going on in everyone's life? Anyone have anything exciting going on? And Lisa's like, well, I have an announcement. Okay, I have an announcement to make. First of all, Lenny filled out his subway card.

He's going to get a footlong tomorrow for free. So I'm very happy for him about that. And also, yesterday, I am officially divorced. So they all stand up and cheers and Larsa just sits down giving dirty looks. And Lisa's like, I mean, I know. And Larsa goes, congrats to what, lawsuits? Wow, like, congratulations, like. Wow, you got like divorced like?

I don't know. Like some of us already did that already. Like, sorry. Like, why didn't people toast to me when I got? divorce like so then uh lisa tries to like toast to larsa but larsa just ignores her gritty's like i mean i know they have their differences but like come on larsa you're a big girl aren't you i mean you've been hearing about you know i've been hearing about lenny lenny lenny for two years i've been like this is like a win win no more lenny lenny lenny but larsa's like like what am i even toasting

for her like lisa's like going to be like continuously fighting with lenny for years to come like it's not over it's like a pause like it's not an end like it's not a period like it's like a pause like and this and that in X, Y, Z. I extended a branch line, but it's okay. I guess, I guess, forgive me for extending a branch. And Derek's like, well, we have a couple of friends arriving. Here they are. So, Chris and Danny arrive.

And Lars is like, well, I wish like a Merit, Alexin, like Mary, so would like be here like, like, because I feel like they just like, I feel like, I feel like misluck out on a, like a great I feel like they like. And Julia's like, I know, but look, honest to God, I don't. Lord it against them. I don't tell it against them. They have power. They have so much power. So, so much power. Wow. And then Stephanie tells us, wow, you're giving a whole pass to them for missing one of the biggest days of your life. That's nice. That's nice. I'm like, I don't think this is one of the biggest days. I mean, like, you're having lobster with an old queen in Spain. I mean, it's a nice day. It's a great day. I wish I were there. But like, come on. This is this is not like a. Let's just relax. Mary Sol and Alexia in a cafe

and Mary Sol is in one of those Kathy Hilton bucket hat things she's like oh my God look at us I'm so happy we're enjoying the day like we're at peace right now that's crazy watch this can I have an espresso you have that oh my god they have espresso

oh Santa Maria okay bring in am I right like could you imagine a better day going to a coffee place with espresso this is crazy this is like totally crazy right now I know it's so crazy I mean, it's been so exhausting. I mean, Alexia, if I have to hear about that airplane one more fucking time, I'm going to need a cocky. The last thing I want to hear is about the same thing over and over and over again to try to make it a thing that people enjoy.

That's why I'm going to have a cocky now, a cocky later, and a cocky tomorrow. And each one will be in my special cocky caddy. So that way you know that I'm having a cocky. God, I hate when people really try to make something happen like an airplane. God. I'm sorry. Can I get a little espresso cup with jewels on it? I'm really into be dazzling.

It's kind of my thing. You know, I feel like she has this, like, boss attitude. I don't really like it. And Marisol's like, yeah, I mean, everyone's got to work on their delivery. You know, I'm going to start the Marisol School of Delivery, which will actually be about how to deliver things to things. But, you know, that's different. You can also learn how to speak.

Because, you know, I know how to hand it over soft. That's what I do. I hand it over soft. And it costs to Marisol being like, that's a dumb-ass question to, like, Dr. Nicole. Yeah. Yeah, I know how to hand it over soft. soft. I mean, God, I've learned something from Steve. Am I right?

Well, I admire that about you, being so soft, you know? Because, like, when you don't have that trait, and what can I say? I was born with it. I'm Elsa's daughter. She handed it over soft. We get a clip of Elsa going, I'm going to hit you with my pocketbook. To Elaine. So then Mara says, oh. Fucking Elsa, man.

She was a classic. Every little thing they show of Elsa is just a gold. She doesn't even need that many lines. I'm going to hit you with my pocket book. She was so great. Remember she had that web series where she had like a truck. And she was like, it was like some sort of food truck. I don't know.

So Marisol is like, oh, by the way, I'm talking to Richard. Okay. And, you know, we got a little something up our sleeve. And then to me, this was crazy. We go to a flashback of Marisol. just facetiming Richard Branson I was like Richard Branson is relegated to a flashback

this is like a major celebrity like cameo appearance on the show and they just are like oh yeah I remember this thing that happened if you like a little while ago let's see like three seconds of Richard Branson or Richard and I are social friends we met my social circle

so we see their call and he's like how's the marriage I've just prayed to Bo Reynolds. So tell me how it's going with you. We finally made a legal in Miami. Can you believe him, Richie, Richie, Rickie, Dick. You might if I call you Dickie Dick? Richard, Richard Dicker.

We're friends. We go a long way back. We're friends. He's like, well, I think you're planning a two-night vacation with all your girlfriends to celebrate your wedding. Yes, because there's one thing we like doing on the show is having my wedding and going. on vacations and sort of alternate so right now we're on vacation when you get back we'll have

a wedding and then go on vacation again is that okay with you dick and that works for you right are they going to branson is that where the rich are trying is no they're going on the they're going on the virgin voyage next week on the on the cruise oh right right imagine they're going to go to the ozarks they're going to go to well dick you know i love what you do so we're going to go to city named after you and see some way new and hope you down to join Listen, it's not a real marriage until it's sealed and delivered by Loretta Sweat. Am I right? RAP, am I right?

So Marisol's like, yeah, so Darling Dick, I mean, Richard, he's so generous. I mean, he wanted to give me something to celebrate Steve and I, like, reach some new nuptials. And I wanted to invite the girls and share Dick's love. This is so Marisol, well, first of all, the fact that she's having her umpteenth wedding celebration. her umpteenth wedding to see it's hilarious but also like alexia got married on a boat so marisol of course is like well i'm gonna do a boat too that's just how it's just that's the rule of bro god so what is she saying that richard branson got them the virgin cruise because she said richard is so generous he wanted to give me something so she's taking she's like okay you know you can

get me a trip for 10 a virgin voyage cruise for 10 people yep that's exactly what's happening because you've seen used for next week we see the we see the cruise ship so marasel's like you know what when you go on his plane there's no rules and when you go on his boats there's no rules you can smoke you can poop you can do whatever you want oh gosh except yeah except maybe uh i don't know missing out on the on the safety instructions so then i'm like watching imagine marisle running a muck on the cruise ship be like no rules guys am i right like just cut to her being like tied up in the Tied up in the bilge. I got a cocking, can I have a right to call my cocky.

Like, ma'am, you were trying to break into the captain's quarters. No rules, though, am I right? So now we go to, back to Marbella, and they're having lunch. And Lisa, they're talking about how fancy the lunch is. And Lisa's like, oh, my God, I love rich people dinner. You know what? I feel like I want to be classier here. You know, like I want to hold the glass by the stem. That would be crazy, right?

I can feel like I need to be like super elegance. You know, I want to talk like rich people English. Do you have any greatoupon? Hey, do you got any great coupon? Could she just like... She's so embarrassing. Like Julia Robertson, pretty woman. She's so embarrassed.

Like, you were married to Lenny for a 12 year. And look, you guys are both trashy new money. but did you learn anything about how to be around wealth anything at all what has happened she goes yeah could you got me great poupon give me some of that what is it sauce whatever it is give it to me it's so embarrassing i can't with her so she's like all right everybody race at glasses and kiki goes how many toast you have today you're done no more toast this is amazing and also i wish our friends were here Except because that's nice.

We should pour a drink out for the poor drink. I was like, don't pour your nice champagne out on the table. Okay, you are not at some, you're not at some frat house in Miami. Come on, get it together. I love, we should pour a drink out. And he goes, they're not homies that are dead in L.A. Girl, put it down. Put it down.

I'm not going to do that. They're all just like, oh, my God. She is mortifying. Lars is like, it's like embarrassing. like, you know, I'd like award shows when they have like the music play, because, you know, people are talking too long. So they're like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And people are like, wait, I just have a few more things to say, but they're like playing

the music because it's like going on for like so long. And then eventually they like cut them a commercial because it went on so long. But they played the music over them and they cut the mic. Like, that's what they need to do for Lisa, right? Play the music. So Julia is like, I just want to say to everyone here, what a special god is to me. This is not just my friend. You are my family.

I would so love for my boys to be part of your mansion and pool and view of the ocean. So I want to ask you, you and Jeffrey, the boring one. Hello, Jeffrey. Thank you for not speaking ever. No one needs to. Would accept to be godfather of little boys. And please say yes. Don't say no.

I brought all these people here. Will you sign this paper? Boys get money, right? Boys get, God, God sons get money, you know? right it's like absolutely absolutely everyone collapsed imagine he's like unfortunately we can't do that i know i thought for a minute wow this is going to be like an adrian maluse set moment where taylor's like okay so you didn't say you'd be my children's godparents but will you you want to be my children's godparents she's like uh no no not really i don't that's a huge thing to ask no

I forgot 100% about that. It's so embarrassing. Oh, my God. I remember the level of cringe. She's like, uh, no. You know, our children have two wonderful mothers, two sisters, a goat and a chicken. And I hope that they will one day meet soon and they will come around. I hope my daughters come around because the boys don't have a male figure in their life.

And now they will. They will have a male figure in a remote land that they will see once or twice. And this is just so important to us and Derek, who is my closest friend, is now like, officially a part of our family. It is special. Yeah, so they go take a little walk together. And Adriana says, you know, I'm really happy for them. Like, they, you know, they wanted the godparents, so it's good to have it. But I have to admit, I'm a little bit sad that I wasn't asked.

I mean, it feels a little bit ratchard to me. You know what I mean? I clearly said it all. I'm just saying, well, did you not understand what I said? I said, what did you hear me say? Maybe you're just hearing it wrong. So then Stephanie is, of course, calling Massoud. And she's like, babe, look how beautiful this house is.

It makes me miss you. It's like so different being here without you. He's like, I love you. And no, I haven't even told you the half of it. Like, I just, like, didn't know, like, that the world was, like, so harsh out there. Because I feel like I live in such a bubble, but it's like a happy bubble. But I just didn't know the world was so harsh. What is she talking about?

Did she like go to a slum or something? Why is she having some sort of perspective that the world is harsh out there? Because people refuse to go on her private plane. She's like, oh my God, it's such a hard life out there, Massoud, but I'm normally surrounded by such love. He's like, because you are under my wing, my little love, my underarm anti-waving wing. Get over here. Come back under.

Put your head under my underarm flap. Come here. I love that wing. And I also love that you applied some degree cool rush deodorant under that wing for once. Much better. Much better. Massoud, it is so bizarre being in a mansion with a senior citizen male that's not you. So Gertie and Kiki are talking.

And Kiki is saying like about the ratchet thing, you know, you know, when they've been calling us, she said, you know, talking about how it bothers her. And she's basically like, I'm not going to have a conversation with Adriana here. And like maybe in Miami, I'll talk like, maybe in Miami I will. But like, I'm not doing it. I didn't leave my kids to start drama. Okay. I'm going to have the best time. So then Adriana and Lisa are talking.

And Adriana is like, so I couldn't sleep last night thinking what I did say, like, well, it was so bad about it. And Lisa's like, well, you said ratchet. And then they're looking at the phone. And Lisa's like, oh. you said wretched you said wretched oh you thought okay because we thought that you said ratchet but you said wretched so adrianna's like yes i was looking on my phone all night at this word trying to stare at it to figure out what's wrong with it look at the word and it's like that's wretched that's a that's a tool

that's a tool so don't feel bad about that and she's like yes i said wretched and she goes oh well it sounded like you were saying ratchet she goes no that's what i'm saying Ratchett. No. I was upset that they did not do a slow-mo, like, rewind at that moment of her saying it, because I'm pretty sure she said Ratchet. She said Ratchet. She said Ratchet.

I mean, she said Ratchet. Sorry, I read it. That was, that's crazy. Because even now when she says it, she's like, Ratchet. I'm like, no. Last time you said Ratchet, it's different. Yeah. right now and so they go to geoffrey or whatever his name is and um they're like well you're

english so why don't you say wretched and he's like wretched she goes see it sounds just like that rachin he's like wretched yeah see rachad that's what i said to go so lisa's like okay well she has an accent i'm actually just calling you that now you're wretched please leave the estate I thought you were asking my opinion on your behavior, but you are the one who keeps saying gray poupon over and over again. Wretched, absolutely wretched. And ratchet, if I do say so myself. Two for one discount. Really?

So he's like, I'm aware. So then Julia and Derek are talking, and Julia is like, you know, when you last saw the adoption came up, it was not. Because like, I don't know, maybe we can call them like the children and see them and like checking them. So they FaceTime the kids and like, you know, this is your, these are your, this is your godfather. The kids are like, boopie poppy, boop, pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh, but because I have no idea what's going on. The kids are like coloring on the walls with Sharpies, you know. Yeah. Carving tattoos into the goat with glass.

Scratching a treasure map into the F-150 that Julia has. So Martina's like, oh, my arm. My arm is falling off, honey. I have to go, okay? You can try and get sympathy from the audience on your own time. Mama's trying to take care of some boys over here. So then Julia's talking about her daughters and how her daughters are like not talking to her right now. And Derek is like, you need time.

Time is all it takes. Look how much I enjoy you now because I've had three years since I've seen you last. And I'm only slightly rageful right now. Let me just tell you something that normally I wear a bow gown to say. Time here is everything. All right, this is none time for this. Okay, please. I can't take it right now.

My daughters, why want they talk to me? Well, darling, it's just overexposure to you, sweetie. Just let it go. I'll talk to them. They can be mad at me because I don't. don't care. I'm gay and wealthy, so no one will ever be truly angry at me for very long. She's supposed to tell them.

Tell them. Tell them how I miss them. And I hate talking about it. But like if they would have known one percent, one percent how much I miss them. I'm sure they would not wait so long. And Martina, oh me, I don't cry a lot. But Martina, she's much softer than me. When you look at Martina, you see there is a soft woman.

Soft, soft, Martina. always subbing on the tennis courts, subbing tears down her eyes, Martina, the softest lady on the entire show. Oh, she is so soft. She is hurting so much. Derek, please help. Oh, they'll be back, darling.

They'll be back. Oh, I could not imagine having boys with the upset girls. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. So, um, she says by to him, and it was wonderful and amazing. So now let's go to day five back into the, Tomas, the hotel employee, brings Lisa her dress.

And she's like, Andolet, is that what you say here? And he's like, no, here we'd say, O'Lay. She's like, O'Lay, Poupon. Please give me some great Poupon. You're buying it. You're buying it. Do you happen to have some gray Poupon, Allay? I don't think I don't know what you're talking about now.

Well, Julie and I are planning Stephanie's birthday since a week ago. So I guess we have to go. we're going to go to I don't hear any complaining about it we're going to do hors and carriages to plaza despondia you know even though Stephanie's been like a really kind of over the top little power baby idiot face I mean I don't want to lose my

deposit so they're going to be celebrating Stephanie so they're all gathering in the lobby except for Lisa who's taking a while and then Marisol is talking to Stephanie And she's like, look, I'm so glad that it was a good day and everybody got along. The pictures were beautiful. And I just, I wish I could have seen the house, but I also, you know, I wanted to be Alex with Alexia too.

Because we kind of haven't had any time, you know, because, you know, what's the point of spending all that time with your friend in one place? When you could be spending all that time with her in another place, right? You just haven't had a day for her. I mean, it's just been really upsetting. This whole trip was for Alexia, leaving Todd, even though she didn't really leave Todd. And she's still happy with Todd. And I just couldn't, why would we spend it with someone picking a godfather or someone else who just got over cancer? I mean, that's ridiculous.

We needed some espresso with jewels on it. And we did it. So Stephanie is basically like, their story keeps on changing. And then we cut to Larsa telling Alexia that they were missed and everything. And Stephanie's like, so did you, and Alexia is telling Marisol that, Alexis is telling Stephanie that Marisol felt really strongly about the rules. and that's why they didn't come. So Stephanie is like, so did you say that you wanted to stay because you wanted to relax? Or is it because you thought I was going to leave you stranded?

Like, I have too many rules. You aren't my friend. Which one is it? Someone's lying. And so thankfully, people just get in the van so they don't really have to answer. So now they take a fun van ride and they take little carriages now. So they're riding around the plaza and carriages. And they look beautiful in these dresses.

I mean, this whole sequence is just really good looking. And Stephanie's like, I never thought I'd be in Seville on a horse carriage and a dress. I mean, this is fabulous. I just love to smell. I do. I love it. It reminds me of the farms in Columbia before I was, you know, a trillionaire. And Kiki's like, okay, okay, too far now.

Too much. We don't need to, we don't need to smell the Columbia farms, even in memory. Please. So they arrive in this plaza. This is like a big historical plaza. I've never been to Sevilla, and I don't know much about the city, but I have to imagine this is like one of the big spots and they they show up and mariselle tells everyone about what it is and it's like a place where people play people with dance flamenco and everything and it's crazy because they've basically like cordoned off an area where they're going to be shooting so you have like actually a giant crowd has like assembled on the edges of this plaza so here come the real house as in Miami in this historical landmark location that has and they have like a crowd watching them all do like flamenco or all this

sing well first have flamenco singers sing happy birthday to stephanie it's kind of like a wild scene in production like it's it's a very large scale moment yeah um so they she facetimes masood she's like oh my god i miss you so much they're singing to me masud they're singing to me and julie it's like well we thought you know with mary soul it would be so special to feel welcome like this to feel that she's part of us we are so thoughtful people right guardie And Gordy is like, this is epic. This is absolutely epic. I've never seen anything like this in my life.

Why did you just pour water on me? It was not a friendship. This is what I do. You know, it's no big deal. They're also treating Stephanie like a make-a-wish child because they're like, Stephanie does not know how to make friends. They're like, Stephanie, she doesn't understand how to be a friend of person. We want to show her how to be a friend and that you are part of a group.

And Stephanie's like, oh, my God, I have friends. They're doing something nice for me. This is crazy. They're like, come on, come here, sweet little girl. Here, you get to understand friendship for a day. Yeah, it's like, this is so sweet and so nice. But wait, they were just like saying I was bossy a second ago. I'm going to fight with them anyway.

Yeah, that's her gift. The greatest gift you can give to me would be to fight with me, right? So they dance now and talk about, and, you know, Adriana, Adriana splains Flameco to us some more. And then Stephanie thinks Mary Sol and Julia for plans. this thing. And so now they're up on this castle balcony and kind of walking around this gorgeous castle. And so Stephanie's like, oh my God, what a beautiful touching moment. Alexia, do you want to go fight? She's like, oh my God, okay. I'll do it. Why?

Not in front of Frankie. Not in front of Frankie, please. That's a statue of St. Francis. Please, not in front of Frankie. Okay. St. Frankie. So I wanted to talk to you because I didn't want to talk in front of everybody because then it gets too crazy, okay? But can you explain to me what happened yesterday? And she goes, oh, well, maybe Marisol should be here too because I feel like it's more Marisol. So, like, you really shouldn't be fighting with me.

And she's like, okay, yeah, but like, she threw this for my birthday. So I don't want to fight with her because she arranged that that singing thing. So I'm going to have to come after you instead. She goes, okay, yeah, like, I understand. But like, it doesn't have to be like your rules. I feel like Marisol should be here because she wanted to spend a day with me. So like, she's a big important part of the conversation. And I needed a day for myself to be with Marisol.

And like, that's what we decided to do. So it was her decision. It was her decision for me to have my decision, just have a day with her. That's it. But I liked that Alexia immediately, it's like, you know what? Like, it doesn't have to be on your rules, okay? Because, like, I like my rules better. And my rules is that Marisol should be.

Now she's gonna fight over her rules. So she goes, okay, well, the way I felt, I felt like everybody there was on the way there. And she's like, but like, I don't want you to take it personally. It's just that we don't like you. And she's like, wait, I let you finish. And she's like, no, no, because if you're gonna talk to me like that, Like I appreciate you not talking to me like that because this is the thing with you.

Like you're trying to set rules and this is the problem. And so you know what I'm going to do now? I'm going to kind of put my head up and shake my head and then nodded and blink a lot. So you're going to get very confused. Do you see what I'm doing? Okay. Go by my rules, not your rules because I don't know what you're talking about right now. Do you see?

Do you see? And you talk to people like that. And it's like you're very condescending, Stephanie. And like you're talking to me like that. And it's only with me and you don't want Marisol here. Like that's not right. And Stephanie's like, no, I'm going to talk to Marisol here. just like because I'm not talking to you guys together

because we're like you're not twins and I'm allowed to talk to you guys at separate times she goes no no no you're not and like I'm not allowed to talk to you like and I'm not allowed to talk to you or not whenever I want to as well which is and I am allowed to as well which is my favorite thing that Alexia does

when she throws back to the point like you are it's like you are though I'm allowed to talk to you guys separately and I'm allowed to talk to you too and I'm allowed to pull you to the side and I'm allowed to pull you to the side I'm going to the side I can decide if I want to go to the side not just you

She's my favorite kind of argument on Housewives. The classic, you are, but you are. Nah, you are. So Stephanie's like, okay, but like I got on the bus and they said to me, who's they? Who's they? Who's they? Who's they? Who's that? I don't know they. Who's they? Julia, Gertie, you told everybody that I dangled a plane in front of you, but you do, you do it. You dangle a plane. You're like Godzilla holding a plane, okay?

Was that the monkey? Was Godzilla the monkey or the dinosaur? Like, I don't remember each one, but like, that was scary. Okay, that was scary, fine. Okay, and Marisol said the same thing. And you know what? You could ask her, but she's not here right now because you wouldn't do it because it's your rules. You said that you were so scared that if I broke a rule, I was going to leave you there. What kind of human do you think I am?

I would never do that to someone unless they broke the rules. I don't understand where you got this from. Alex is like, well, did you? Did you or did you not do that? Because same with the seating thing. Remember, we see a flashback to that when she was being a little tyrant. And Alex is like, you know, you're like trying to say. separate people. Like, let's try and fix it. You're trying to separate. Really? Because I wanted to

bring everybody on the plane together. No, that's what I've been doing. I actually wanted to bring people on a plane. I was going to do the plane thing too, but you did the plane. I love Stephanie. I wanted to bring everybody on the plane. Yeah, and then separate them into different rooms and close the door. Yeah. That's true. She wanted to cordon people off on the plane. Bring people together. Yeah, I wanted to bring them together like you bring food into a bento box. Everything must be separated. You want to me to leave people behind. You disguise yourself as a friend and then backstab me.

She goes, oh, you're so rude and disrespectful. No, you are. You're a liar. So then Alexis starts walking away and Stephanie starts going after it. You are weak. Your fragile little ego is weak. Oh, gosh, she's so terrible. Stephanie's so fucking terrible.

But I was laughing too. So Lexi was like, I'm not going to talk to you anymore because this is how you belittle women. Okay, because you look at you. You're the women belittler. Am I right? You guys remember when she said I was mean to women? Look at her. She's belittling me right now. And she's little, too.

It's like a little person belittling. It's so much littling right now. You're basically a mouse on a roller skate. That's how little you are right now, Stuart. Okay. Stop it. You're like that song, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do don't worry, be little. Okay, that's what you're doing right now.

So, Alexis, like, I'm not going to talk anymore. Okay. So, Adrian's like, oh, God. So they're already fighting again, Harway. This is, this is rash of behavior. Right now. This is so... You see?

And Julie is like, no way, no, no, no, not good. That's what that means. And Mary Saul is asking what happened. And Alexi said, yeah, I'm tired of you reprimanding me over and over. This, that, this, that belittler, women belittler. Okay, why don't you take out a list, a little list, okay? Take out a little list. And Stephanie's like, she wanted me to leave you behind Lisa.

And we were in the car ride. And you said, and they're like, what? That's not true. told you to leave her behind and so lexie is oh okay so now you're gonna lie i'm saying no i'm not lying it was but it was it was it was larza who wanted to leave lisa behind and then we in fact i think we see a flashback somewhere in here that that it was larza who's like i don't want to come so then everyone now everyone's joined together in this group and in the middle of this like beautiful colonnade and lisa's like wait who asked who has to remove me from the plane for the day

and lexie's like larsa larza and stephanie and stuff that's not true so but it's 100% true it is true Stephanie who introduced the idea at that tile class of like hey should we not have her on the plane how do you feel Larsa

yeah I can't have drama on my plane guys it's a plane and planes can't handle drama it was totally her so Lisa's like I'm so confused but you know

I mean did you know gray Poupon is like yellow like what the fuck why would they call it that so we see the flag Back here that shows that Stephanie was the one who asked Larsa. And so Lisa's like, Larsa, you don't control the group and you're working over time to try and get everyone against me.

Oh, take notes in your friends. Take notes in your friends. Noted Petty Pippin. Petty Pippin, everybody. Petty Pippin. By the way, she didn't want to be at your plane because she didn't want you to dangle the carrot, okay? Carrot dangler. And Stephanie's like, well, that's the truth.

And Alexi says, so tell her the truth. So say it to her. And she's pointing at Mary Saul. And so Gertie's like, oh my God, color the Chihuahua, but we have the Rottweiler, okay? We have the Rottweiler right now. This is so good. So then Stephanie is like, it wasn't that she wanted to hang out with you. That's the truth.

And Alexis is like, no, she wanted to stay. She wanted to stay. And I'm herself like, stop demanding an answer from people. We don't answer to you. And I think one thing that we are not emphasizing is how this was all happening all at once. Yeah, they're all talking over each other. So fast. Like, I have to, I mean, like, when I was watching,

I was like, oh, my God, our poor note taker, because I couldn't even keep up watching it. And this was over like 30 seconds. Yes, but the way they're all talking over each other is so funny actually reading all their little lines. Because when I was watching it, I was just laughing the whole time because you just hear a little random snippets. But this is so good. You're lucky I'm shut in my mouth. Open it then. Open it then.

Open your mouth and la la la la la. You're all lumpy and bumpy, bumpy. This is so ratchet. Now this is what I call ratchet. Then Adriana's like, oh my God, see, look, our thing seems like nothing now, Kiki, right? So Marisol tells Stephanie, shut your, in Spanish, she's like, shut your mouth. I've had it up to here. You don't have to give you an explanation.

We don't have to give you an explanation. Like, we didn't want to go on your plane and that's it. Oh, so your twins just going to like do whatever you want to, huh? That's what's going to happen. And like, no, she's not. She's independent and she thinks in a certain way. Isn't that right, Marisol? I'm independent and I think in a certain way.

That's it. Okay, then if you're going to talk to us, then you should talk to her too and not just me. She goes, well, how can I talk to you because you're not standing together? You're twins. You're standing across from each other. I don't have eyes. They can go like this. They can go like this.

Alexia and Marisol are flip-flopping and screaming and they're saying one thing and then they try acting another way. And this is exactly what I go through with my sisters. And it's really, really triggering to me. Oh, come on. You can not bring your sister shit into this. That is hilarious. that she's about to pull this card well i'm glad she did because it shows exactly what's going on with her sisters she's an asshole and then when anybody reacts she's like oh my god they're so

sensitive no you're an asshole like if you have the balls to be an asshole to everybody then have the balls to not care when they get mad about it you know can't have it both ways she is so threatened by the fact that i'm now friends with you guys and she couldn't split up the group uh can i say something please do what i don't understand is that even though Adrian and I, we had our differences the night before, but we still put it aside to get on the same flight. So then Adriana sees this as a way to get in. And she's like, oh, by the way, Kiki, I owe you an apology. I'm sorry for using a word that has double meaning. Like, so you're saying you did say Ratchet then. I think she's, I think her argument is she was saying Rretched and she doesn't even know what Ratchet is because she's showing the word to everybody in the dictionary. Like, I didn't know this was bad. It doesn't say in the dictionary. It's bad. And they're saying, yeah, Ratchet is bad.

And she's like, I know, but I didn't know because it's Ratchet. It's in the dictionary. And they're like, but it's bad. So she's not even taking it as a separate word. Her defense is she was saying Rretched and they're telling her that Ratchet is also has racial, you know, undertones, like racist undertones. And she didn't know that Ratchett had racist undertones. I still don't even.

I think from what she's claiming, she doesn't even know that Ratchet is a word. She's still fighting about the word wretched, right? Or maybe she's saying, I meant to say wretched, but the way it came out of my mouth was ratchet, and I didn't mean to use the word ratchet. Well, when she says a word has double meanings, wouldn't that mean that she's using one word in one way, but they're taking it as a different way?

That's how I'm taking it, but I don't know. I think she said ratchet. This is so, Adriana, she goes, you know, we all have time that we stick our foot in our mouths and say things we don't necessarily mean or get misconstrued or misunderstood. So I'm forgiving myself,

and I'm forgiving Kiki. Adriana, I thank you for forgiving yourself for calling your Ratchet. That was the first step. It's just so this show. And Kiki's like, okay, I accept your apology. However, you know, I said a word to you and, you know, it was very hurtful.

It was awful. And so Kiki's like, yeah, you know, but you know, I think you're the most beautiful woman and I always give you compliment. So please start taking your power and be like, you know what? I am older. I am smart and I'm beautiful because that's how I view you, you old skink.

They're like, hugs. Yeah. Somehow, this craziness winds up with like resolution for the two of them. So now they all sort of had, they head back to the Radisson. And Marisol is like crying. And she's like, well, I still got to get my breath back. I mean, everything was crazy. I thought was horrible.

Wow. And Kiki's like, why are you crying? She's like, I don't know. Today was beautiful. And I'm just a little emotional right now. I mean, I miss my thief and my khaki. So yeah, she seems upset by the fighting. She's such a weirdo.

I know. Lisa, Alexia, and Julia are on their presidential suite patio on the roof. And they're talking. And this is my favorite part, they come around the corner. And Lisa's like, whoa! And she's like, oh, God, that looked like Jesus. And we see there's a patio umbrella on another rooftop. And like, from the angle, it looks sort of like Jesus.

And then they put this halo effect on. Jonathan's on the umbrella I die. That was the funniest thing. So when we go to Larza and Stephanie, and Lars is like, are you like getting comfortable? I feel like a what? And Stephanie says,

yeah, you know, I need comfort because I just started thinking about what happened and I'm not okay with it. I just feel like I might not be so much Alexia, but maybe Marisol too. So then we go to Mary Sol Kiki and Adriana. and I you know Adrian's like well also don't

don't overlook that she once again draws a connection to her twins because Stephanie once again tells a story about how like she's actually saying like it's really Marisol who's the problem it's not Alexia so that way she can still be friends with Alexia and she's like saying how Marisol likes to play two sides of everything and you know and that's just what her sisters would do

they would tell me one thing to my face and another to my back house like you can really this is a this is a stretch drawing your family trauma putting it on grafting it on to Marisol and I say this as someone who enjoys it when anyone grabs anything out to Marisol, but this is a stretch. Well, Marisol does do that, too, though. She does flip-flop and she won't just be honest. Like, she should have just said what she's told the audience, which is, listen, you're sitting down,

you're making rules about behaving and who's going to be kicked off the plane, and it just starts feeling gross to me, and I don't want to be a part of that. So if you're going to do that, then you do that, but I don't want, but instead she's like, well, we're retired, and it's for Alexia. We haven't spent any time to get on there, but then she's telling the other lady, this other thing instead of she probably just doesn't want to fight with this girl you know but yeah she's always been sort of cowardly when it comes to fighting yeah so um now we have marasol and kiki and adriana and adriana saying how she's heartbroken and marisol's like well that's why you three are here part of my petite committee because now we have the crews coming up with dick you know dick's cruise

and like this is great but i don't see a future where anybody's getting along with anyone anytime soon Wow. How do we set this up? So now back on the rooftop, Alexi is like, oh my God, Stephanie's trying to create friction and conflict between our friends. Like, I'm not going to allow her to do that, you know? And that Larsa saw a Stephanie's ass. Like, I don't like that. Yeah, and I've never seen to act like that. Yeah, you know what? I put yourself in my shoes. And I was like, oh, my God, these shoes are so high.

And like, how can plastic hold me up so high? But also, like, you have to be hurting, right, Lisa? Oh my God, poor Lisa. You're hurting so bad, Lisa. And then Alexia's like, you know, I just, you know, like, and you unfollowed, you unfollowed, you unfollowed, right? You unfollowed, good, because I'm happy you did that because at least you're saying, wait, what's that smell?

What's that smell? It smells like death. And then it turns out that there's a funeral procession, like a big funeral procession happening downstairs. And, you know, Adrian was like, oh, Dios, meos. Oh, God, not during a funeral, not during death. And I'm like, this show, the way they're able to have these crazy things happen during their big fights. Like last year, it was when Mexico City, like, on those boats.

And then, like, another boat came by with, like, the mariachi band. It's just, like, I was dying. I was like, of course there's, like, a giant funeral procession happening down the streets below. And of course, they're, like, going to use that as, like, they're the thing that brings them all together. Like, oh, my God. It's like, oh, my God, is that what death smells like? I smell it. Ew, gross.

Lenny. So they look down over the roof and they're watching those. huge funeral procession walked by and they're like oh my god i cannot believe we were having this conversation about you on following marcus and then the funeral past this is so beautiful this is so beautiful it's like an angel is telling us that you are right to unfollow marcus like this is such a beautiful moment and can you believe that jesus is here watching the whole thing no that's that's still an umbrella lisa oh you're sure they all hug they all hug it's so wacky it's so good every single time it's a good one so good all right everybody

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