Watch What Crappens - #2988 Below Deck S12E14 Part 2: Don’t Speak

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's what happens when there's so much than crap is. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now let's go to some messiness in the mess. So Lane is talking to Damo while she eats and she's like, hmm, you start to be bad people today on you. He goes, what did I do? You start to talk to me like from, you know, like at the beach, you know, where we were to, and that wasn't nice of you what you said at the beach.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Well, you know, we were told we weren't allowed to talk to you. Oh, my God. He's five. What is wrong with you? You're the oldest, crinkliest five-year-old I've ever seen in my life. Jeez. Yeah, which is funny because when they show him at, like, age five, he's like the oldest, crinkliest five-year-old you've ever seen, too. He looked very old at five years old.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Like, he looked like a little banker at five, didn't he? Like a banker on the playground. Did they show him? Yeah, they showed little baby pictures. Oh. I missed it. Did he have highlights? Was that like a thing that started when he was young?
Starting point is 00:01:35 Because I don't understand why someone in 2025 would do that. He was wearing a Tony Collette t-shirt. It was very strange. Yeah, not because we're really nasty. Because you don't do any work. when we talk to you apparently. God, this guy's so gross. I like it. Yeah, he's so bad at this. Then he's like, oh, I think Selene has a, as a person has a fantastic mythical unicorn. And her work ethic is just appalling, really. And it's just blatant disrespect towards the people that she's
Starting point is 00:02:16 living with and working with. And Rainbow, she's really feeling the strain. And like, she does bust her ass and I'm up on lights with her. And it seems like she's carrying the way of the world on her shoulders, and Slina is getting away with murder. So then why are you going to agitate the situation by doing this thing that's a going to make selain feel really shitty and b is going to you know just cause chaos maybe in his mind he thought like wow i'm going to i'm going to break the news to her and she's going to feel such immense shame that she's going to be like scared straight and be a better worker but we know that's not how slain is going to operate no and i don't think he was doing it with that intention anyway because he's he's a guy and we know that
Starting point is 00:02:53 he fucks her next week so i think he's breaking her down to get into the fortress breaking it down a little bit to get in there. I think that he doesn't like, I think he doesn't like being told what to do. And in this case, he was told not to talk to Salain. And there's almost like an implication that like his previous talking to Saline
Starting point is 00:03:11 is part of the problem. I don't think he likes that. And this was his little rebellion to be like, you don't get to tell what to do it. I mean, in my estimation, it's just being mean. Like he was being mean to her on the beach.
Starting point is 00:03:20 He wasn't being very nice to her. And then now he's kind of being mean again by making it sound like everybody hates her. I mean, he's just, he's just an asshole. also doesn't want to be a bad guy. He is really uncomfortable being a bad guy. This is what we've seen all season. And when she's like, why are you being a dick to me? He would rather throw everything into disarray and be like, oh, I'm not inherently a bad guy. I was ordered to do this. It's not actually me. And we know he doesn't like being a bad guy. Because when he hooked up with Salim before and then Kyle, he told Kyle like, hey, you're mad at me. And Kyle was like, clearly mad at him. Then Dima went and started undermining Kyle because he doesn't want to be seen as the bad guy. Yeah. And also, it It could be revenge, you know, like slight revenge because Fraser, you know, he got in trouble for the stuff last week with the chef.
Starting point is 00:04:05 So maybe he's getting back at Fraser by getting Fraser in trouble. I don't know. It's so stupid. There's like so many little layers. But I think ultimately he's just an asshole. I don't like him. Yeah. So, and he does this, by the way, Fraser's right there.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Fraser is sitting at the next table. And also crazy that Fraser doesn't say anything right then and there. Why doesn't Fraser, like, jump in and say, um, like, just shut it down and say the reason why I, and Salain, let me clarify this. The reason what I said was I don't want people distracting you because you're easily distracted. And I'm, and, and that's the end of it. And if you don't want, if you don't want this to happen, then be more focused. Like, instead, he just goes, he literally leaves the room. He leaves.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Like, Fraser is fine with just setting everybody else off and letting everybody else take the blame. It's shitty. You know, it's shitty. He should have said something right then and there. But no, he's going to watch her a spiral and just because he knows what's going to happen. He's known Salane long enough to know if she's already being confrontational about it.
Starting point is 00:05:06 She's going to ask everybody until they, until she finds out. And it's just going to cause more discord. So what is his real goal here, you know? I don't know. I think he's more like, I don't want to fire her. So I'm just going to make her make an ass out of herself in front of everybody else. So maybe they'll fire her or they'll get her fired. So I don't have to look like the bad guy to the internet.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I don't know what he's doing, but he's coming off as a great wuss in this situation. Yeah. So he goes up to Hugo and he's like, I'm worried I'm going to face an issue because Sir Lane's been told by your crew, the rule that we had, and that is immature. And Hugo's like, well, God, what the fuck? He's like, and this is going against what our crew needs. I don't know if you told them not to say anything, but surely they would know not to say anything to her, right?
Starting point is 00:05:50 He's like, well, I said, don't fucking distract her on the beach. I mean, they're fucking having a hard. enough time with Fraser like well doesn't want us to having a hard enough time and Fraser doesn't want us distracting her so don't fucking talk you would just think it would be implied but I you know whatever so he's like sorry I didn't mean for that to explode in your face but also going and saying Fraser made me deal that is weak yeah you're not going to get people falling in line people are not going to take it seriously basically everybody in this situation handled it badly all of them yeah so Anthony is now making his boob cake and he
Starting point is 00:06:24 He's like, oh, I feel like Michelangelo sculpting the marble right now. Really? Because those are some uneven half-ass cakes. That is some half-ass work you're doing right there. He made these like two little round things, cut them all unevenly. And what do you do? Just shove some whipped cream in there. Come on, now.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Yeah, it was a little odd looking. Yeah. So then Fraser's checking in on Salain. And she's like, guess what? Did that can't make some new words about me? don't speak to Selene? And then Rainbow's like, well, that's your own fault. She goes, I don't understand. And Frasier goes, it's not. It's, don't distract Solane. She goes, no, different. So no, no, no. It's like different rules, eh?
Starting point is 00:07:05 So don't speak to Selene about when you work. We are here to work. We always work. So don't speak to Selain. Why does Fraser not say the deck crew did not make that rule? I made that rule. How does he like not correct her in that moment? Yeah. And he's like, well, I cannot put Salain on a leash and follow her around and make sure she's doing her work. I mean, she really is replaceable, but I want to try and fix this for her and off for our team and make sure we can make it to the end. No, you want to make it to the end, but you're not willing to do the act. You're trying to make everybody else do your job. And yes, you can. I think you're right, Ben, that yes, you can put her on a leash and follow her around. I mean, figuratively, you could be there on the beach and tell her to
Starting point is 00:07:43 stop talking to people. The hell. Someone got into Fraser's head that someone said, that someone said, But Fraser's not a good leader, because when it gets tough, he just tries to get people fired. Maybe it does. Well, the captain, I mean, the captain said, we see a clip of the captain telling him last season, listen, leadership is not firing people. Leadership is working with people and figuring, whatever he says. They showed the clip in this episode of him being like, uh, you can't just fire everybody, dude. Like, you actually got to learn how to work with different personalities, even if you don't like them.
Starting point is 00:08:16 This is a profession. that's right but like when fraser says she's replaceable maybe you need to make her feel like she's replaceable or maybe you should replace her like i just feel like he's acting so he's acting a very powerless way he's just not acting in a way where someone is going to grow from it he's he's just not this is why i say that he's just i don't know if he has like a management skill set in him you know who's acting in a way that will make her grow and be better and we've seen it Barbara and Rainbow, both are very good with her. Barbara is especially good with her.
Starting point is 00:08:53 I mean, Rainbow, Rainbow's technique could use some shudging special day. But, yeah, definitely Barbara. But I think Barbara have done a really good job with her. I mean, Salane's a lot better than when she started. And a lot of this we have to remember is Saline is some Love Island girl that they put on the cast for drama. She's not, she doesn't know how to do this. There's always one a season, and she's at least learned. I mean, she's doing a lot better.
Starting point is 00:09:18 She's even getting compliments from Rainbow occasionally. Barbara had the right thing, which is that she just yelled at her. She just would yell and be like, I'm not, I don't want to hear any of your excuses. I'm telling you what you did wrong. Go fix it. That's what Salé needs. She needs like, she's like a kid who is like going to push the boundaries and push the parameters and you're going to see what they can get away with.
Starting point is 00:09:40 And you just need to give like a like a swift rebuke and say, no, absolutely not. And like, Barbara was great with that. A fly fan. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. Get the fly's water out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Get the water gun, you know, and like squirt her when she gets on the counter. Look at my shiny shirt. Do you like my shiny shirt today? Let me make the screen bigger. Since I'm sitting so far away from my computer screen today, I have to actually make it. Keep shaking. It's my shiny shirt. It is shiny.
Starting point is 00:10:09 You like it? It's so fine. It's that like workout material. It's a stretchy workout. Where do you think? Ben, Amazon. Okay, where else do I shop these days? Yeah, it's like a, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I feel like I'm in the mob. And now I have like five. It's a five pack and it came in different colors. So it's my new crappence uniform. Hope you like it, everybody. You should tell everybody about it on Amazon Live next time. Be like today. Oh, I will.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Oh, I will. Okay. So now the guests are like, wow, Captain, great job parking the boat, huh? So Anthony is making his dinner. And the guests are talking about getting penile implants if you can't get it up and Kerry's eating with them. So he's like, oh, wait, what do you do? You put a rod in there. They're like, no, it's a pump.
Starting point is 00:10:55 You know, you just pump it up if you ever need it. And he goes, I need the opposite. I need a deep pump. Unpump this, this moor, this more, this more med-mooring, all right? Hey, you know what they call my penis Randalls, Australia? The Medmoor. If you're wondering why this table feels like it's about five or six inches tall, it's not. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Unpump. All right, for tonight, well, mincores, we have served and tough with filet Montmignon lobster tail. And I would just like to add, I made it while I was thinking about trauma in my past. People who have died and it's very, very hurtful. Okay, enjoy. So Hugo meets with Demo, and he's like, what happened with? with Salane. He's like, well, while are you asking me? I mean, you never said, don't tell her. He's like, yeah, but I think it was understood. He's like, well, when you come and tell me that
Starting point is 00:11:50 I can't talk to her on the beach, it's like, okay, sweet. Like, we're treating her like a child now. Yes, that is actually exactly right. If you've listened to this entire podcast, we've referred to Celine as a child the entire time. And guess what? You are one, too. So, like, I have to tell me, I have to tell you not to run and tattletale to your sister. I mean, seriously. My God. And he's like, well, I mean, there's just so much drama over this shit. I'm really over it.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Well, sorry I put you in a bad place, but this is not my fault. It is. It's literally his fault. No, it's literally all his fault. And this is his whole thing. He's like, I'm in a selfish part of my life right now. And I just have to think about it me. It's like, no, you know what?
Starting point is 00:12:32 You're in a stupid part of your life. And I think it's going to last for the next. 70 years. So then if you go, like I'm just in a selfish part of my life. No, you're just selfish. You're selfish.
Starting point is 00:12:42 You don't get to say like, oh, it's just that fun, selfish chapter. You're just selfish. Mm-hmm. You're selfish twice. So then Shannon is, um,
Starting point is 00:12:55 the lady and she's like, well, here's a bidding farewell to your breast. Friends, okay, may the special occasion give you the perfect lift. Cheers to the lady. Hurrah.
Starting point is 00:13:04 of your tattas, the last hull of hurrah, not the lady hurrah, I'm drunk, the last hurrah of your tattas. So they toast because the cake comes out and everything. I like, I like Emily. She's like, um, thank you guys so much. And thank you for being here. And, you know, this is the last time you see them, but they're going to be back bigger and better than ever. Freezers like, I thought that was just cute. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:32 And we see the, the nipples are like straw. berries or something. And then there's some sort of green stuff under. Brays were just like, was like, hewee slices. Yeah, much about breasts, but I don't think the area owners are green. So then everyone goes to bed and then. Have you hung out with Kyle? Because I'll bet Kyle's have turned green on occasion. It's so gross.
Starting point is 00:13:55 So Rainbow. Oh, Kyle. Kyle. Kyle, yeah. Oh, Kyle, this Kyle. Kyle. Yeah. There's definitely some gangrene happening in his area.
Starting point is 00:14:03 happening in his area. You know, he's like slept in the winter outside and come back in with green nipples and been like, well, the girl back. So Rainbow is giving Celine some glasses and she's like, um, I'm going to give you some glasses for the bar. That's work. Your favorite thing. It's like, oh, no, why?
Starting point is 00:14:21 No, white. We're good. We are good. It is 11. Hell, yeah. We're good tonight. I like this. Yeah, I don't have energy.
Starting point is 00:14:31 I don't have energy. She's like, yeah, I like it. Maybe it's wigs. Okay, we see tomorrow. I don't know. Yeah, they're getting along finally, and they can't understand why. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. It's your man, Nick Cannon, I'm here to bring you my new podcast, Nick Cannon at night. I've heard y'all been needing some advice in the love department. So who better to help than yours truly? Now, I'm serious. Every week, I'm bringing out some of my celebrity.
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Starting point is 00:15:43 Join Wondery Plus right now. So then Jess gets into bed with Barbara and Damo is working on deck. So Salane is cleaning the bar and talking to Damo. And she's like, oh, this is why I wanted to be the cat and do baby nap like you. You know, you can take baby nap. So you're okay? She's like, why am I not okay? If I was shot in the cream,
Starting point is 00:16:06 but she goes, oh, sir, you want to what you want, I stop to talk to you? You're allowed to I can talk to you, no. He's like, no, I don't want you to stop. Like, you can work and you can talk now. She's like, yes, of course, but these people who make this rule don't think and like, hey, don't believe in me.
Starting point is 00:16:20 So like, I'm going to investigate tomorrow and I'm going to speak to him because I know, I know it's a man who came up with this. I have to find out what happened. I don't know who did it. Who said it? Why don't tell me in the first period? But I'm feeling maybe persecuted.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I'm persecuted. Someone wants me to stay in shadow. No, someone wants to stay in shadow and persecute. I am persecuted. Well, you are being persecuted, but I think it's a good, it's a good persecution. I think we're just, I'm going to sign off on this persecution. I support it. You think it's a deserved persecut.
Starting point is 00:17:00 persecution is what you're saying. Even a broken persecution is right twice a day. So let's take the judgment out of who we call persecutors. Yeah. You know, listen, you can't spell persecute without cute, okay? It can be a nice thing. We're purge. And who doesn't like purses?
Starting point is 00:17:19 Who doesn't like cute purses? Where did that term even care from? Perse of cute. It's like your talk. I love your purse of cute. Oh, so cute. Oh, so cute. Purs is you cute.
Starting point is 00:17:29 The next day. Yeah, we're really, this is, we're really, this is, you know, out of control. Everyone's having breakfast. And Kyle is bragging. He's like, so, so has came crawling back. She came in, give me a good night kiss last night. Crawling back. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Like, I just, I really don't care. So then we go to Carrie's answer. What are you trying to make just jealous? She's like, whatever. So then, yeah, all right, everybody. Remember yesterday? Medmore. God, that was rough. All right, but we're all still alive, I think.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Jess, glad you got your head sewn back on. Let's get rid of these guests, all right? Let's get rid of them. All right, Salain, if you'd like to do your weekly falling over for no good reason, that was your genus. And then we've had to Saline, bringing a bag off the boat and just falling off onto the dark. Like, I mean, she really falls a lot. So Rainbow's like, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:18:30 She goes, oh, yes, the blood is inside. I'm fine. She goes, um, you fucked up the suitcase. Oh, Celine dead, but you don't care. Only the suitcase. She goes, yeah, the first question I asked you is if you're good and you said you're good, but you can't drop a fucking guest suitcase, bro. So then the guests leave, they hug, they say goodbye, trip of a lifetime.
Starting point is 00:18:52 And that's all that nice stuff. And then it's time to clean. And now it is time for our tip meeting. Well, what a lovely group of people. people are really really happy with this charter we're just about at the end of a charter season and i want to keep that momentum going it's school night so don't have much time to turn the boat around quite literally medmore style i need everyone firing on all cylinders tomorrow assuming you have a cylinder saline all righty today's tip is twenty one thousand dollars which is actually pretty low but we're
Starting point is 00:19:23 not going to make fun of these people because you know the sea word and not that kind of sea word so that works out to being 1615 each thank you everyone i wondered about this so this wasn't much higher than the the tip they all cried about so is it because it was a shorter charter maybe it was a little shorter i don't know but it seemed like it was full of more peril what with all that med mooring mid more med bad so damo likes making money um because it's more than he makes in australia That's for sure. When I grew up, money was tight. Like through high school and everything, I worked. So I've been responsible with my money because I've always had to earn it. On making money, laughing with friends, tattletailing on people, being out in cities, you know, getting shot down by multiple women and men, traveling the world, seeing amazing places, meeting amazing people. God, making bad choices in between. God, that dick piercing still really a punch in the dick, quite literally. But, you know, it's good fun. It's good fun having a great time, having great time.
Starting point is 00:20:29 So then Anthony puts out this lunch. This was steak and crab legs. I was like, and these fuckers, this demo had the nerve to complain last week, like, this is it or two weeks ago. This is all we get for lunch when this guy's like giving them crab legs on the regular. And then you like one week, you get like a sandwich the way every single other person in the world eats. Well, actually, that's not even true. Like, it's not that, but I'm meaning that like, sandwiches are not a crazy thing like it's not crazy that for lunch you're just stuck with a sandwich it's
Starting point is 00:21:00 just what happens sometimes and uh sometimes and the fact that this guy's getting crab legs now and then we don't even see maybe this happened it wasn't shown but the fact that he wasn't like wow thanks you really went above and beyond for us i was just like this guy's such a spoiled brat i know right after his monologue about how not spoiled he is yeah so um they so damo of course doesn't even know how to eat a fucking crab leg which Don't was shocked. So he has to ask. And he's like, so does anybody but Saline know how to crack these?
Starting point is 00:21:33 And Saline is like, oh, Captain Kerry, by the way, did you make rules about me? You made rule. You made one about me. And he's like, uh, the chess is like, oh, my God. He goes, what did I make rules about you? Yes, I want to know. Did you make a rule? What is this rule?
Starting point is 00:21:50 Because I hear someone making rules about me and I'm wool. And don't speak to Saline. And everybody have to avoid me when we are working. So I just want to know. And he goes, you think, oh, I made that? And of course, Fraser is still sitting there and not saying a thing. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:22:06 He's like, well, my understanding is Friday's the day crew to stop harassing you so you can do your job. And Barbara's like harassing. She's like, harassing. And Carrie's like, all right, because we want you to succeed in your job. So Carrie tells us like, yeah, I don't think that she understands really how to talk to your superior, especially the captain. But like, the fact is this. She's the one who needs to start doing her work.
Starting point is 00:22:30 She's the one who needs to go, like, hey, look, you're distracting me. I've got to focus. Got to do a med ball with the vacuum right now. Get out of my face. That's on her. But just the language they're using. It's not that she, they're distracting her. She is the one talking to everybody.
Starting point is 00:22:45 It's not like they're coming up and distracting her. So he goes, so you understand? No. It's about just. And Fraser says, it's about to. distracting you. Oh, so someone told Aldi their crew, you think Captain was upset about my question? And
Starting point is 00:22:59 Barbara's like, yeah, you shouldn't have asked about this, babe. Come on. No. And because at this point, Kerry has left the table. He's just like, whatever. Fuck this. He's going off to his area. And Jess is like, you'd never should have asked. Also, I'm going to be quite honest with you guys,
Starting point is 00:23:16 even if this carries many consequences for my actions. I'm so sorry to do this while everyone is eating, but like, I don't want people coming to us. and telling us that we can't speak to you. You haven't been doing your job. And to counter that, they are trying to take things away that are distracting you.
Starting point is 00:23:31 And for one, it is... Oh, I understand, I'm not saying. I am talking. I am talking. Let me talk. Consequences. Either you don't, either you didn't get distracted, or they would have fired you.
Starting point is 00:23:45 That would have been it. So instead of firing you, they wanted to be like, let's put you in an environment that we can make her work better. And that's what it was. But it's making our team look. bad and I'm not going to take that okay? I'm like well also your team looks bad because you
Starting point is 00:23:58 like you're not doing you're not honoring the spirit of the of the rules that were set out in front of you so like that's on you as well but yeah I think Jess's point is like actually very strong yeah but also Jess is the one like dropping the shackles or whatever at the wrong
Starting point is 00:24:15 time and not communicating right and stuff like that but okay yeah but in this in this I'll give it to her and so Salain's like it is not exactly this and uh hugo says so so it is exactly that it is 100% this but captain say the same thing well he's at lunch i mean go into the office and talk to private you you're not supposed to be talking in front of everybody to the captain you keep doing these things and you don't realize that they are the repercussions and that's their whole season her whole season consequences to your actions
Starting point is 00:24:53 And that's not okay. You need to take responsibility for that. I'm not going to take this. I don't know this. I don't know that BS. Don't come here with that. I'm so angry. I'm going to walk awkwardly behind you on the start
Starting point is 00:25:06 and get out of your repercussions. You speak to me? Yes, I'm speaking to you. Don't come here with that. I don't want that. What I told you is super clear. You are disrespectful. And the fact that you don't see it blows my mind.
Starting point is 00:25:21 It blows it. Okay, Salain, this is what we call in English a last resort, but it's nothing personal from any of us. And, oh, God, I'm so, so, I'm sorry for raising my voice. I shouldn't have. Too late. Oh, too late. Oh, too later. So many consequences to my actions of speaking loudly.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Go, go, raise your voice again if you want. I don't care. I don't care. Raise it. Raise it up. You know what? I'm not even sorry, to be honest. So now Carrie is radioing Fraser up to the wheelhouse
Starting point is 00:25:56 And Salane is upset and she's crying She's like, it's more painful because it comes from chess What did I do to deserve that? I work hard, I do my best, I try, I don't know I would never ever let someone be alone like this And she cries and I actually did feel kind of bad for her Because that's crazy like this this like came to a big head Of course she's a dummy for bringing that up
Starting point is 00:26:22 in front of everybody to the captain. So she's hard to stick up for. I'll, I'll say that. Yeah. It's not a nice feeling. So I felt bad for her because she's a human. It's not nice to know that like everyone's sort of like been told to avoid you. But you also are, you're, you're kind of a dumb.
Starting point is 00:26:39 You're a fuck up. You're a fuck up and saying. You're fucked in the head. So then Kerry is like, all right, phrase, I want to go over the uncomfortable conversation at the table. The hell was a bit thrown off. it was a bit bold of her to just come out like that, like, let her know that was inappropriate. I'm not a workmate.
Starting point is 00:26:57 I'm a captain, a captain of adventure. Someone who just survived of Medmore and St. Bath's, okay? So what's happening on your end? He's like, well, I've been struggling with Salane since day one. We brought her from a green stew to someone who's now more like a shot truth stew. And I don't know, she can work a whole charter. She can go from Charter 1 to Charter 7. I'm like, no, she can't work a whole charter season.
Starting point is 00:27:21 just haven't fired her because i don't know why but i'm very proud of her and it's been incredibly difficult and frustrating and draining absolutely but i'm proud of her all right well what have we got to work this out all right what do we got to do selain does bring an energy to the boat that's appreciated but there is a line all right there's also a way to hold the line there's also a way to drop the line there's also a way to cross the line but if you cross the lines you could kill everybody on board. What's it going to be, Frase? Oh, no other line options. I don't know. I don't like them very much. Okay, I'll speak to her very quickly. So then, Demo and Hugo were just like talking about this situation. It doesn't
Starting point is 00:28:06 really matter. And then Fraser goes and finds Salane. It's like, Salane, I just want to talk about earlier about what the captain and how you talk to the captain and speaking to the captain. It's just, it's uncomfortable for him. And meetings were held in. individually are within departments, not over the lunch table, Selene. Oh, oh, oh, oh, but if I do bad job, maybe someone can tell me before everybody doing bad job, doing bad job, or you're doing bad job, or doing bad job. Yes, but when I've come to you, I've been frustrated many, many times. Roll the clips.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Roll the clips. Look, here comes several scenes in a row of me being so frustrated and me telling you clearly what you have to do better. the first clip. Saline, would you like to have lunch with me? Okay. Okay, roll the second clip. That one wasn't very good. Salane, listen to Rainbow Mall. I'm going to go eat lunch. All right. Well, roll the most incriminating one. Saline. Just Fraser vacuuming. Sorry, Salon, I can't hear you. I know you're working when you're working, but when you're not working other people are still working do you understand and that's frustrating for the team it's
Starting point is 00:29:23 frustrating to me i just want you in the last trip to give it your all enjoy it selain we love you everyone here loves you most of them actually physically multiple times oh stop saying to people i'm doing bad job i'm not saying you're doing a bad job i'm just saying you're bad at your job. No, because if I was doing bad job, I left earlier. Because all of the tech teams think selling bad job. So why I hear? Why? Why? Why am I here if I do bad job?
Starting point is 00:29:55 My biggest mistake in the past was being reactive, was letting people trigger me, and the easier way out was firing people. I really want to finish the season with the same team I set out with for no good reason except for this, I just decided I want that. So she has this last
Starting point is 00:30:11 chance to get her shit together and i don't want to fire her because we might not have an option um you're here because you have made a huge progression also you're extremely entertaining in a group of mostly boring people let us fire you and the producers would not let us fire you so you are a very enjoyable person to work with and this tactic didn't work did it and she's like oh finish are you Femish? Are you finished? Like, yeah, I think you might need to let her calm down a bit. Because at this point, with how you've handled this, yes, it did become the entire boat turning on Salain and coming at Slane instead of you just nipping this in the bud. So, yeah, your tactic didn't work. Sorry. Yeah, it did not work. Yeah. Well, that was it.
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