Watch What Crappens - #2992 RHOM S7E14: Cruise Controlling

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

The Real Housewives of Miami head out for a Virgin Voyages cruise where they split into groups and attempt to mend their rifts. Shockingly, no spats. But will that last?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is what happens. Watch what happens when it happens when there's so much that happens. This special episode of Watcher Crappins is brought to you by Virgin Voyages. Yep, today we're going to be diving into the latest real housewives of Miami. And the girls hit the high seas with Virgin Voyages. And as per usual, they popped off. If you want the same luxurious amenities, delicious food, and good times that the Housewives had in the episode, you can have it all with Virgin Voyages. The drama does not come standard.

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Some highlights Aruba, St. Lucia, New York, Miami, Iceland, and a below-deck favorite, The Med. So obviously, we watched this episode. last night. And I'm not going to lie, I saw those kitchens in the restaurants, and I was actually very excited. Like, I was like, I would actually, I actually really, really want to go there. And like, I really love the test kitchen. That whole situation when they were sitting around that. I was like, I have never seen a restaurant like that on a cruise before that looked so chic. Yeah, incredible. Like, incredible foods, club, like nightclubs, dancing. Um, the rooms are just so upgraded and beautiful. I mean, seriously. The rooms were legitimate.

crazy. That was so nice. I just did not think that, like, I really didn't think that that was something that you could get on a cruise ship. So I was impressed personally. Yeah, truly gorgeous. Make your next vacation a fabulous one with Virgin Voyages. I mean, come on. If it's good enough for the housewives, who isn't it good enough for? Learn more at virginvoyages.com or contact your travel advisor. Hello and welcome to watch what crap ins a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only the perfect and special Ronnie

Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello, how's it been going with you? It's going well. You know, it's Miami Day. And, you know, it's kind of like my favorite day. Like, because, you know, I'm not going to do my whole typical monologue about how much I love

the show you guys all know i love the show so i'm happy what's what's new with you nothing having a great time over here still looking for a little bobcat in my neighborhood i saw it one time a little baby bobcat and so now i'm like yeah all over for it to make it my little friend but i haven't seen it again since so i'm getting kind of set over here well i hope it's okay typical bobcat but here we are with some real housewives of me jamie season seven episode 14 navigating friendships Yes. So this is the episode where they have just gotten back from a cast trip and now they're going on another cash trip. I don't think we've ever had back-to-back cast trips. And by the way, they had a cast trip. They had a trip embedded within the cast trip. And now they're going on another trip. I'm like, I'm very impressed. They really, they really upped the budget on this one this season. Yeah. Well, we opened with Gertie at home in her closet, FaceTiming Stephanie. She's like, hello. Hello, baby, girl. I was starting to pack for the trip.

And then I was like, should I get a little bit of a pulse for Stephanie? Mm-hmm. Because that first trip, it was so chaotic, girl. It was a lot. It was a lot. How do you feel? Tell me everything. Tell me how you feel.

I feel like, I feel like that trip was a lot for me. That trip was a lot for me. It was a lot. It was a lot of money I spent on a private plane. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was a lot. Julia, Marisol, Alexia. Where are you with all the girls?

Where are you with the girls? No. Tell me. No. No, I most definitely have not spoken with any of them, none of them. No, I only speak to the men who I'm surrounded with because I work with men. That's the only people I've spoken to. Definitely not spoken to them.

I get it. You know why? Because it was a lot. It was a lot. Then we go to the Alexia and Frankie beauty bar and Larsa calls Alexia and she's like, hi, what's going on like? I'm at the beauty bar. Hey, Frankie, you know what? You should say hi to Larsa because she's calling right now while we're.

at the beauty bar he's like hello love i love i miss you i miss you frankie has just become like miami you know salon owner because you know he just says that to everybody like hello love what are we doing today on your hands oh my love i miss you love like and this and that and xyz what's going on are you ready for the cruise we're going to go on a cruise Are you ready for it? Was it a lot? I mean, I'm like all packed up. Like, hopefully we can go on this cruise and like have like a good time like and make good memories like and not necessarily fight like.

Well, I'm not trying to fight anybody and I really hope you and Lisa are not trying to fight each other either because you know what? It's so hard between both of you, Larsa. It's like so hard. Frankie, what would you say right now to Lisa if she was here? Hello, my love. That's right. Listen to Frankie.

Well, help me fix it like. Help her fix it like. help us fix it like let's us be fixed like yeah okay then okay then maybe you can like help me with Stephanie too because like I really did feel offended that she came at me at the plaza like how could you come to me at the plaza in front of the St. Francis ski so then we cut back to the to Gordia and Stephanie talking and Stephanie's like I don't understand how my words get misconstrued and it's been like a tough adjustment for me like I don't understand when I say if you don't do exactly what I say and on your best behavior be both on the plane and off

the plane, I'm going to leave you behind. And if you die, you die, that's not my fault because you don't work in business. How does that get misconstrued all the time? I know. So misconstrued. It's like crazy misconstrued. Yeah, I mean, I want everyone to cool down and my whole vibe for this cruise is nautical Steph. You're going to hear that word a lot because that's going to what that's going to be what makes me really charming and hilarious this episode. Notical Steph. Yeah, I'm going to be hilarious. Notical step. I'm going to be hilarious right now. Okay, because like Stephanie, if you, if you got, don't mind if I speak about myself and the third person, Stephanie has like a lot of personalities.

Like she has one personality that puts her tongue on one of her lips. And then last. So I spin the wheel, bitch. Spin the wheel. Because like who are you going to get today? Because Nautical Steph, she's super calm. She's always unbothered. And she's definitely going to be America's favorite.

I think it's just like rolls off the tongue. Nautical Steph. Oh, Nautical Steph. I love that. How is she doing? How is Nautical Steph doing? Tell me. Tell me.

Can I jump in this scene here as Marisol as the resident jokester of Real House? This was in Miami. Nautical Steph, more like not a cool Steph. Yeah, right. You may need a khaki to enjoy that one. Okay. Okay. Okay. She tried it. She tried it. Mary-So tried it, right? That was a good one. That was a good one. She tried it. Okay. Nautical Steph. Okay, step. I'm going to go with that. Notical Steph. Yeah, because it's like every time I hit the ocean, I'm just chilling. Like, don't you remember when I was like very chill on the yacht earlier this season? And I called Alexia a Rottweiler. Like, remember that? That was easy.

I'm like a chill. So back to Alexia and Larsa. She's like, I'll help you with Lisa. If you help me with Stephanie and the four of us are going to be hanging out. Okay, because we're going to help each other. And Larson's like, can't be like. So then Marisol arrives to meet Julie at a cafe. Julia is dressed like, I don't know, like a lady who owned sheep in the 20s.

I don't know. It's like some sound of music. hair. I don't know. I think she got a new style. She was like, we're going to do crazy things with your hair today. She's like, okay, I like. It's like braids like at the top. It was like, she was like creating a surface that she could have put a plate on or something. Yeah, I thought it was kind of pretty, I think. I'm not sure, but I don't know. Listen, I love some new hair. I'm just always jealous of people with hair, you know. Marisol comes in and goes, oh, I love the hair, which is her way of saying, God, I hate that hair.

And Julia's like, you look so cute. He's like, well, you look terrific. And by terrific, you look terrible. And the weather is delicious, isn't it? By that, I mean, it's humid. What are you having? Is that tea? Is that a cocky?

Is it a coffee? Is the tea and cocky all together? Come on, spill the beans. Thank God. The weather's delicious, because it's all I'm going to eat. Am I right? I feel so proper. You want to feel proper?

Have some English tea. Oh, yes, English tea was gone. So proper. Scone. I don't even know what that is. How are the boys? Oh, well, Martina is in kitchen, and she said, I'm baking my mother's cake, like mother cake, like a cake of a mother, like the mother who made cake and then breathes. Oh, wow, wow, well, Martina, she's such a, she's such a mommy chica, mommy, mom tishabushka. I'm sorry, Ben, but I'm going to have to correct you, because we're not calling her

Martina today. Today, it's only Marty, all right? Because we go way back. me and Marty. Oh, yes, Marty making cake. Cake by mommy cake. Yeah, Marty. Oh, good old Marty. Let's make that happen today. Call Marty.

Yeah, let's call her up. So... Look who I'm on phone with. Drunk lady. Look at her. Do you see her Marty? Do you mind if I call her Marty now? They say if I want to be friends with cool girls.

I have to call you Marty now. Look! Marty, put one son on phone. Okay, son, look. This lady, this is what hides under bed. It's not so scary, right? She only eats air, not children. Look, oh, Martin, Marty, I said you're making cake, but you are making pie.

Look, look at her berry pie. Show me the berry pie. Show me your berry pie. That sounds dirty. It's beautiful. Well, look at that. I'm just so impressed. I'm so, on there is Jackson.

Oh, the boys, look at the boys. Marty has boys. Oh, their faces, they're just so cute. All right, see you, Marty. All right, I didn't come to come to lunch to stare at your old lady pie and your weird face. All right, let's just go ahead and cut that. All right, boys, press end on your mother's phone. All right, good, thanks.

Martinez at home with her berry pie being like, I didn't win 45 million goddamn grand slam titles to be called Marty. She's like, who the fuck is this woman? Oh, my God, when I see those babies, I just talk to my heart. Ow, my heart. God, just get them over here. Get them over here. Give me a vampire facial with some of their blood.

I could really use some of their youth. Just get it into my face. So now they're talking about... Oh, I know. I wish it could be six of us all the time, but it cannot be because daughters do not exhibit little cute babies. Before when I talked to Vyazis, Vika, we would touch subject, and we would talk about the end of conversation, so painful.

I knew it was painful for her. It was painful for me today. Hold on, tear. Oh, you know what? She told me, Mom, I got to go, but I love you. Oh, she said, I love you. And Marisa was like, hold on, let me dab up my eye a little bit. I think, can I get an olive?

I've got some gray goose coming out of my eyes. Sorry, that happens sometimes. What a beautiful story. I'm sorry. Who's Vika? It's almost like someone tells you I love you for the first time. And I've been waiting so long for it and the way she said I love you. It was encouraging the way she said, I love you, I guess.

It was so special. Well, cheers to Vika, cheers to the boys, cheers to not dying on the way home from Spain. Wasn't that something? I'm glad you thought I came here to talk about your stupid family and their idiotic problems. I'm really here to talk about what a bitch Stephanie is. All right. Can we just get to that? All that screaming left me with PTSD.

I call that post-traumatic sidecar disorder because I drank a sidecar car car. I love cockies. I'm just trying to wedge it in. There's something so wrong with trying to build your brain. That was a tough one even though Stephanie's name begins with an ass. What can I tell you? Automatic staff disorder. Oh, God, that would have been good, too.

Oh, just wait. It's about to be P-T-N-S-D. N-S. Post-traumatic nautical stuff disorder. It's going to be fun. It's going to be good. Wow. I already feel that one catching on. It's so catchy. Listen, little things are becoming a big deal. And, of course, I'm specifically talking about Stephanie. She's very short. And I don't think it was a big deal that we didn't go to Marbea. I mean, what? You know, you ask someone to be their godfather. You planned this out for weeks and weeks in advance. And it's very special. You said it was. one of the most important days of your life. Not a big deal, though. You missed it and stayed back in Sevilla and went to the Starbucks. You know, the Starbucks in Sevilla, they actually do a flamenco dance for you if you order a grande. It was amazing. Yeah. I said, and they said, what's your name for the cop? And I said, Marisol. And when my drink was ready, they said, Marisol. They gave me a free

tie, tile, and they put polka dots on my cup. Belaini sobbed. When she said, She gave me my drink. She sobbed and told me not to let any man ever use me again. Well, I feel like Stephanie felt offended that I came with her on the plane and that I took your defense. Well, she's got to tone it down because everybody yells so much and I'm really worried about this cruise because I cannot be banished from Richard's kingdom. You know, Julia's like, who is Richard?

Who? He's my godfather, all right? I'm at about party, okay? It's cruise departure less than 48 hours. Oh, God, dumb me, thinking I could put a fun cruise together. After a while, we just went through in Spain. I mean, I was terrible in what we went through, you know, all the stuff that I started and then refused to engage in and caught the big scene by not showing up for.

It was just so much drama. Oh, my God. You know, with Steph, you know, she's just, she's like FedEx Ground. Her delivery is always just wrong. And then it rubs every. the wrong way and she just you know she just hasn't perfected the the lube delivery you know she's gotta have a lube delivery see what you know what i'm saying she's really loud okay it's like she's swallowed a megaphone how hilarious was that is a joke she's swallowed a megaphone oh god

it's out of control it's so that i can't even think because that megaphone's going off and it's got one of those buttons that sounds like a bomb is dropping that's the last thing i need to hear is her mouth opens up in your boom too stressful uh she's so bossy she makes people uncomfortable At the end of story. Well, I can't allow that for Marisol. I've got to protect my peace. I like only demure people, which is why I hang out with Alexia. Like, what are you guys talking about?

This is now the second time of the season where you're like, oh, my God, this cast member is just too loud. I just can't take the, I can't take the loudness of the cast member. I'm like, oh, please, you're on Real Housewives of Miami. This is the loudest show on Bravo. It really is. So now we go to a restaurant with Kiki and her father, L'Orest, and they're ordering sushi. She's like, Sushi, why can't you say sushi, dad? He's like, Sushi, he's like, God damn it, I hate coming on to her TV show.

So she's ordered salmon and, you know, he doesn't like salmon and then, and he doesn't want to eat this at all. And so she's like, you're so Haitian. And then they talk about her family stuff because her family stuff is all messed up because remember she is having death threats from family members who think that she is actually massively famous in the United States and can afford to bring everyone from Haiti over to the U.S. and sponsor them. And then they start talking about how she was kicked out when she was 15 because he got a new wife that didn't want her there and he, she wanted her kicked out. So the dad agreed with it. She's like, that really hurt my feeling sad. He's like, well, it wasn't me.

Just, yeah, but like you let her kick me out. That was terrible for me. He's like, okay, well, when are you going to get over it? like that it really hurt me really traumatized me and he's like yeah but look at all the cameras you have now she's like you're crazy i basically made you famous like if it weren't for me you never would have been on tv so you're welcome but such a parent thing like you traumatized me when i was young you wouldn't be so great today if i hadn't traumatized you where's my thanks that's basically what it is and then you know she's she's basically like like just eat the salmon

eat the tartar try the tartar and he tastes it and he likes it she's like yeah you have to try something yeah it's nice so then we go to lisa's condo and um jode lisa and jody's seen so she's like i guess what i'm doing he's like uh hacking for the next trip i don't know are you are you hacking for the next trip or something we yeah when when are we going to get jody tested for tetanus because it's it's becoming an issue now like that jaw does not move it is into place i worry for whatever dog bit him in the first place because you know that dog's walking around probably with jody's jones got something going on there i'm not really sure but nothing moves on his face it's so weird it's so strange in the in the confessional he he does move a

little bit more his his jaw does move but in this scene it was legitimately wild he's literally like teeth clenched together it's not clenched they're just stuck and his eyes are so big And he's, like, looking left and right, like a Felix the cat clock. I'm like, can we do a wellness check on this man, please? Yeah, you don't want me to put too sexy in my suitcase, right? Because you don't want people coming on to me, right, Jody? He's like, yeah, can we just get things that call your ankles and stuff? That would be great, because I know that it could, like, call on you and stuff.

Yeah, it feels like, you know what, Jody? It's just, like, so weird because, like, I haven't been a Mrs. now for, like, a day, and it's just so weird. Like, I'm not a Mrs. Like, I want to be a Mrs. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. Yeah, you know, like to somebody who wants to marry me and stuff, right?

Uh, uh-huh. Yeah, because, you know, I'm like sitting here with no ring on my finger, Jody, see that? He's like, uh, uh, uh, uh-huh. All right. You know, being in, being in a relationship is like tough, but like, being in this relationship is like really, really tough because like the lawsuits like never stop and like the attacks never stop. And like the latest on Larson was like targeted in me.

And it's like, it's like, it comes. causes us to fight into the point where I have to like sleep in another room because we said the fighting is so bad and then I'm like I'm going to leave you and then you're like no I'm please don't leave and I'm like I had never really liked you in the first place I just agreed to be on the show with you so we could look like you're not alone and then you're like please no but haven't you developed feelings for me yet and I said well I mean kind of like you're kind of cool to be around but like I don't want to be with you and I go to another room and then I call it Marcus and I'm like god my fucking my fucking my fucking bitch girlfriend am I right

god stop stop stop too much too much we're happy America we're happy we're happy couple okay stop um so she says okay because he's just silent staring at her when she's like basically begging him to propose and she says okay well i only want to get married to someone that wants to be married to me what do you think about that he's like i just i uh oh uh uh and he says that he loves lisa but it's really hard withstanding all of this so basically cut cut stop no no no no america we have a perfect relationship we never fight and if If we do fight, we stay in the same bed. Everything is good between us.

Don't you worry, everyone, America's sweethearts. So, how do you feel when you saw the email that I was divorced? I mean, my face moves so much. I remember the look on my face. It was this. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that. That was something, Jody.

It was really something. I froze. I didn't know what to do. Yeah, I was relieved because I thought the drama would go down. And then it used to be like that almost all the drama came from the divorce. And lately it's been like half the divorce. and like half the friends and it's just like overwhelming right now yeah but larza got gathered the girls and she got riled them up over that stupid text message it was so silly it's like i wasn't even angry

i mean this was my face yeah i seen that one it's the same one you made about the uh the divorce email he's like no that was this face oh yeah you're right you're right yeah it's totally different yeah but you know i hadn't agree oh jody says i had an agreement from larza that she would no longer bringing me up and cause drama. So I texted her, Larza, what are you doing? I thought we had an agreement. And then we see a flashback to Larza being like, oh my God, you guys, like he like texted me like, oh my God,

and look, I'm like terrified for my laugh at you like texting me like. And he's like, I'm not even like the one that initiated the fact that we're texting. Like she's been texting me for a long time. So I just don't understand what's wrong. Yeah, like how could this even have it? And Lisa's like, imagine, imagine if I've been texting Marcus. Like, what would happen? Imagine if I texted Marcus.

I was like, hey, let me come over. Let me meet your dad. Like, maybe we can hang out. Introduce me to other famous people. Maybe we could go to a party. Do you want to hang out? Do you want to have dinner? You want to go to P.F. Changs?

Imagine if I had texted those things, theoretically. She would be furious. That's why I put him all in an email instead. Stop and heard back. So Jody's like, oh, I just don't understand why the bar for sending a message is such a deal but russell i mean russell yelled show me respect last year and then we see russell being like larza please be respectful to my wife and jody's like i mean why was mine so much worse i don't get it because you're being villainized because you're daring to go up against larsa that's why yeah and now

you've hopefully learned your lesson not to ever text larsa again because she will use that shit against you exactly so now we go to the shoma the wonderful world of shoma we're not Nautical Steph is about to enter her nautical form. But first, she has to have a pep talk from Anastasia or Anastasia. Is it Anastasia or Anastasia of Beverly Hills? Famous Cosmetic Tycoon. So Stephanie's like, okay, we have to finish wrapping these gifts. Okay, thank God for Anastasia Stasia because all this time that things were like sold out.

Like, she should be here any minute to give me stuff that no one else can get because it's sold out. She is like seriously me. Like, we think the same. And I wonder what her outfit's going to be today. Oh, my God, she's here. She's here. Oh, my God. Nautical Anastasia. She's here. She's here. She's like, leave, assistant. Leave. Nobody wants you here. Go. Go. Anastasia. Hi. I'm so glad you're here all the way from L.A. and she's like, I know Miami is gorgeous. By the way, I brought the beautiful. This is what we call Anastastass Sunshine. It's beautiful. Followed me all the way here. Thank God someone finally brought the sunshine to famously overcast in rainy Miami. So, Stephanie is like, like, Anastasia is, I'm just going to say, I'm going to call her Anastasia, because I don't know which way it is. I'm just going to mix them both together. Anastasia is from Anastasia Beverly Hills, and she is like the biggest makeup tycoon.

Her makeup is sold all over the world, and her company is valued at over a billion dollars, which is like $5 in show my money. So, yeah. I remember how we've been. It's like really cool. I remember because she comes up to me and she says, I love how you run your Instagram, and I died. I literally died. That was back when I was. Instagram. That was back when I was Instagram, Steph. And since that night, we clicked. We just clicked. I mean, someone who likes your Instagram, best friends, basically. There is no way that this lady who is a famous cosmetics person, she has a big old building in Beverly Hills, you know, it's like right as you like are leaving Century City. It's like right there. There's just no way that this lady is like looking at Stephanie's Instagram and it's like, ooh, I love the way that she's running this generic Instagram full of selfies. I need to know how she does it.

No, Stephanie totally went up to her. I was like, oh, my God, I'm such a big fan of all your products. She's like, show me everything. If you give me, like, a free lip gloss, I'll give you a house. Like, that's how it happened. Well, Anastasia just gets me and I get her because she's a businesswoman and I'm a business woman. I mean, it's basically the same thing. I sell real estate kind of sometimes and she has a huge makeup empire.

We're basically twins. I mean, we're straight shooters. We talk all the time. We both, like, really old guys. And, you know, if ever I have any problems, that's the first person that I would call. She's not really the first person that would answer, but I do call her. I do try. Well, I have my assistant try.

Never answers her either. But, you know, sisters. So, first of all, thank you so much for coming here. Obviously, you know, the only makeup I wear is Anastasia. Unfortunately, the only makeup that nautical stuff wears is just, she just takes pass. that she finds around the boat and puts it on her face. That sounded like cocaine and maybe it was, but I actually just meant actual talc that she find.

We call that air conditioning, okay. That's just nautical step. Just trying to try to just show that. I've got two different personalities. I like different types of things on our face. Anyway, what was I saying? I'm just so, I'm just really nervous around you, Anastasia. She's like, yes, I know, I know.

And I always have extra stock for my friend. I'm so happy we still have some. Please, please, let's sit on the sofa. so you can enjoy my brown tweed suit with gold medals on it. Now, should you have a talk? I'm going to host a Christmas party for all my new girlfriend. So that's going to be really fun. So I want to give them all your makeup.

But then also we're going to be creating a drink at this Christmas party. And all the proceeds from this special drink are going to my friend's Haiti cause. So it's like, you know, don't hate on Haiti. The cause. And so like if we sell drinks, the more drinks we sell, the more money we get to Haiti. I'm like, how big is this Christmas party? What are you going to send them? $75 at the end of the party.

Yeah. And then she also is, you're having an open, you're having a closed bar at your party where you're charging people for the drinks. What the fuck? What are you talking about? And she says she's going to turn Shoma Bazaar into the Santa's Wonderland. Shoma Bazaar where she went earlier in the season. It was like this corporate lobby with like a coffee bar in it.

She's like, we're going to turn this corporate lobby into the most whimsical holiday experience you've ever had. I'm like, yes. I can't wait to see that Tramana turned into Santa's workshop. Well, when you called me, I was in a meeting, and I have to tell you something. Immediately, I went, she's pregnant. I can't wait to see the baby's Instagram. What will the engagement be like?

Can babies engage? Do they know how to double tap? What would the little baby look like in brown tweed business suit? That's what I want to know. Will the baby have a bun on? its head yes or no will there be a gold medallion that a brown scarf will come out of and go over it's the baby's shoulder because that's kind of a cool thing these days it's like i don't even know like a baby i mean masood's so much older than me i mean god he's like you she's like okay i get it

but like he's like 24 years older so like imagine like when my baby is 10 is musuit gonna even want to go to a baseball game i mean oh absolutely he will because he doesn't understand that he is very old man if he doesn't understand he's old now he won't understand he's old in 10 years trust me so then we see uh proof that masuda's young at heart is him uh talking to a dog and saying how is your day and then i come back peter pan syndrome am i right um so then we cut back and um she's like i can't control a kid i mean what if they got oh well first uh anastasi is like i mean he should have three kids right now. Doesn't he have kids?

Why are we pretending Massoud doesn't have kids? He already does have kids. He's already done this. He's like, oh, poor Massoud, never had children. Yes, he's got him. I believe they don't speak to him right now, but he's got him. So Stephanie's like, I can't control a kid. I mean, what if they go to school and they're bullied?

What if they do drugs? What if they become like absolutely crazy? What if they want to poop on a plane? I have not developed parents' Steph yet as a personality. I'm just still working on nautical step. Okay, this is too much for me to do. You know, I just turned 40 this year. And if I'm going to do it, like, I have to freeze my eggs right now.

She's like, oh, yes, immediately. Yes, you know, you will be the best mom. You will cause children to have so much therapy later in light. And that's all the parents could ever want. So go do this journey. Well, it's funny you're saying that because apparently the biggest problem I have in this group is my delivery. So let's talk about that. She goes, yeah, well, it's because you're boss lady.

That's why you're so bossy. You know, your boss lady, like me, Anastasia, with the lipsticks. You are like Fergie, you're bossy, bossy. But you're a businesswoman. You're surrounded by men and woman. Women must be like men to be surrounded by men. She's like, yes, that's what I have been saying. And you have to act like this, because if you show weakness,

you feel like you cannot get what's run. And I always say, you are either a shark or you're the food. And it's business. It's always one or the other. Okay, that is, that's metaphor, Stephanie, okay? That's what she says. You're the shark of the food. Yes, or, or something like that.

If you have to deal with men, you have to be strong. You cannot show emotion. It's like, yeah. Oh my God. Thank you so much because these ladies, do you, let me tell you what these ladies are going to do for you. They're going to make you softer. She's like, oh my God, that sounds great. This is a real housewives has never turned anybody softer.

No. No. This, so beats you to hell. gets you paranoid about every little thing ever said and gets you searching Reddit and online all day every day. Okay. This is going to make her insane and I'm here for the journey. Cheers. I know many, by the way, I also know many badass women in business who really like, yeah, in business, it's, you know, like they, they, they get tough as nails and like you just, you don't fuck with them, but it's not what they know how to actually talk to their friends.

Like, you just can't keep lying on this excuse of, like, I'm surrounded by men in business. I have to be tough in business. I have, when you're dealing with a fleet of 80 construction workers, you have to be tough. Like, that's fine. I'm not going to take that away, but, like, if you want to, if you want to pretend to me that you're so savvy in business and yet you can't figure out how to shift gears to deal with your friends. Are you really that savvy then?

Are you really? Yeah. So then we go to the Virgin cruise ship and everybody. getting out of their cars and getting on the ship and stuff. And Mary Still's like, all right, for the next two days, you're all virgins. Richard Branson is

a miracle worker. All right. Even you, Larsa. All right. Five days ago, we were all screaming in Spain. No one's getting along, but like, call me crazy. Great time to go on a cruise. A good dick fixes

everything. That's, that's Richard. Richard Branson, Dick. You see, you know, You know, the name Richard often gets turned into the name of Dick. And Dick is also what you call a penis. Does everyone following my joke here? No. Oh, my God. Thank God, Stephanie's BJ is not involved in this trip.

Okay. Hopefully this time around, we can have more respect for each other. You know, unlike the last time where I ditched a vacation, you know, a private plane early, I went to do something else, which was very respectful to her. Stephanie's like, is there a way that we could divide up the screw ships that way people can be isolated and shamed in our group. No? Okay. Well, that's too bad.

Oh, I have one question before we take off. Are people allowed to poop here? Because... Do you have Cruzicat? Or is that just Jetta kit that we have to be concerned with? Okay, everybody. Nautical Steph is here. We can do this.

So then we get the people who are like the... I guess the... What do you call these people who like... They come on and they do? It's like Julie from the love boat or whatever. Greeters. They're greeters. This is an aggressive greeter.

Okay, I will say that. They are happy to beat the cast. I've never seen a greeter like this. I was like, wow, they really do party on this vote. That grater was like, welcome to Virgin Cruise Lines. Yes. I've got short shorts, tall boots, and a cowboy hat, bitch. Get on here.

Get the hell on here right now. It's like, oh, my God. That is an aggressively happy cruise drive. They're having a great time. So, they. Larsa kind of gives them a look like, what is happening on this cruise? You're about to party, baby.

Larsa's like, wow, they just get so excited when a famous person like me comes on board. Wow. So they're like, let's go, batches. And they're like, this will be the most epic cruise ever. Yes. So then they go to this cruise.

And it really, like, it's like amazing i'm not even going to lie i know i know we did a whole thing at the top of the episode but this is like authentic like it's really so cool i was really jealous so we see cutaways of the cruise and drinks being poured on the bars like dun dun dun dun a big pool guest lounging women walking around the deck and uh they're like oh my god you guys look at the skyline this is incredible what in a crazy incredible cruise line like uh that's miami alexia Oh, yeah. I live there.

I live in that place. Yeah. So everyone, this is the maiden voyage of the resilient lady. That's why we're all here. Oh, wow. So then they're like, woo, and they're like, looking at the skyline. I swear to God, this is this show. I know I said every week.

This show is so beautiful. Like this is, they had this like sunset, like orange sky, the lights of Miami, the, the, the water, this like beautiful cruise ship. I was like, and again. coming from going to the Florida Lee boutique in Orange County with like Emily and Shannon. This is, we really need this. This is like a very important, okay, I need to see Miami.

So Kiki sees that Lisa's still wearing her ring and she's like, is that the Lenny ring? You still wear that? She's like, on my middle finger though. It's like that it's not the same. I mean, I like it. It just means nothing to me. It's just a, you know, wedding finger from someone who I don't speak to anymore,

who I hate, which is he was dead. It's not a different thing. It's a diamond. Just holding on. Let me hold on. Let me hold on to the diamond, please. I don't think it fits your finger. Wow.

So Adrian's going to do that thing where she's going to, like, they're all having fun. And Adrian is going to do that thing where she's like, I'm sad in the corner. So she's all glum. I mean, you're sitting here like literally on a beautiful cruise ship looking at the gorgeous, like, skyline of Miami. and you're going to sit there and be like, oh, what was me? I'm like, come on, let's, let's, let's, let's,

don't tell me when I'm allowed to be depressed. No, but this is that like showy depression. This is her being like, oh, remember when I was called old. She's like, I'm just tired. Nothing special. Just tired. I pinched my nerve. I got it, actually.

I get her whole thing because Gertie comes over. She's like, girl, come on. What is wrong? Let's talk about it. And she's like, oh, it's just been so intense. She's like, I know. I'm just saying, it's your birthday coming up. I don't know why you want to deny it and pretend it's not happening.

She's like, because there is ageism in this world and people, when they find out your age, they treat you different. And so she's basically saying, like, she doesn't like to celebrate her birthday since she turned 40 because, you know, when you get older as a woman, it's, you know, you start feeling like you're losing your worth. I mean, I totally get that, especially for extremely beautiful people, you know, who are like when that starts to turn and you're not really, it's kind of like an identity crisis, you know, like you've always been given so much power because of one thing. And then when that thing starts going away, it's like, well, what do I have? Am I worthy of anything beyond that? I mean, I totally get it. Yeah. I think she's just having like a little pity party for herself in the corner. I'm not saying ageism isn't a thing. I'm not saying like, you know it's sometimes getting older can be depressing but i think in this case i think she's just trying to like pull attention so gerty is like um hello like this is the stereotype like no one's going to do that to you okay she's like but there's a lot of stereotypes and so then adrian is like i've just you know i've been exchanged for a younger model twice you know so gerty is like Gertie's like, okay, embrace it, Adrianna.

Your fucking beautiful life is ticking, and I should be the one to tell you that's first hand. She's like, oh, I just feel the pressure of society. I'm like, what now? Like, why is she all of a sudden, like, going through this? Because it's her birthday. I think it's that she wants to have something. I think she wants to do something big and special. And they're like, no, we want to go on a cruise instead.

No, I think her birthday is coming up and she's freaking out. I mean, I've seen it happen a lot. I'm friends with a lot of ladies. I see it happen all the time, you know. It's like, oh, my God, am I worth it anymore? What is happening? Of course, you are worth it. But, you know, I don't know.

She probably doesn't have that French hooker. She was dating or whatever anymore. And I don't know. I get it. People get melancholy on their birthdays, you know? Yeah, I guess so. So then the hornblairs and Maris was like, all right, everyone, come to my room. It's the rock star sweet snacks and booze.

Let's go. Cockies, cockies, cockies. So you go to this suite, which is, it has like a, is that a hot, it has like a hot tub in it and everything. It was this thing was humongous. It was crazy. Yeah, this was really big. Had like guitars on the wall on a piano. And like its own like kind of deck, right?

Yeah, it had its own deck and stuff. And a tub and a hot tub. And he's like, what the fuck? There's a hot tub just sitting there. There's more food in here. I mean, what the hell? And Kiki's like, well, if anyone deserves a rock star suite. If anyone deserves a rock star suit, it would be me.

I got my father to eat salmon. Like, don't you mean sweet? She goes, sweet suit. I don't know. Samaricel's like, hey, everyone, how sweet is my sweet, right? I mean, after that, Radisson, right? Oh, God, garbage. It's really on a roll today, this one.

So they're all, they've got all this, like, they've been nice, like, you know, order of spread laid out and everything. And Stephanie's like, oh, my God, oh my God. The food, it all went down my boobs. Isn't that hilarious? Notical Stephanie is having a hilarious time. Food goes down all. Notical Stephanie's boobs.

Okay, regular Stephanie, it stays on top. But Notical goes right down. That's why I don't show cleavage because all the food just went down. And Notical Steph is like calm, cool, and collected. And she doesn't care what falls in her boobs. Okay, Larsa must find so many snacks in there. Larsa must have like a buffet down there. Well, obviously, yeah, okay, ladies.

Obviously, before we left Spain, we all left quite divided. And I thought that night after the chaos in Plaza, the Espania, that maybe we should do a little separate group. You know, we were so divided and I thought the only way we can bring ourselves together is to do more divided things, right? So that's what we're going to do tonight. I want to bring this group together by splitting everybody up to talk shit about each other. So we have something proper to fight about tomorrow. Everybody got it? It's called doing research.

It's called scene prep, all right? So we're going to do half and half And we're going to do lots of fun things around this boat And she's like, yeah, because in the plaza de Spain That was so embarrassing, by the way. God, you remember when Alexia kept screaming Don't fight in front of Frankie? She was like covering that statue.

So weird. Really it was. It was so embarrassing. It was so weird. Oh my God, you guys. Guess what? We're here. Look at this beautiful city.

Oh, my God. This is so beautiful. It got us here so fast. That's still Miami, honey. Oh. I live there. Well, look, none of us are allowed back in Sevilla, by the way. No, nah, uh, because actually the commissioner, DM me and said, we're welcome anytime.

Uh, I'm pretty sure that it was a Jamba juice manager who messaged you because he messaged me too. Hey, isn't Jamba the same as Sevilla? Okay, Pips, you have to work on that. Of course, the commissioner is fucking reaching out to Larsa over DMs. I'll bet. I'll bet he did. So we came up with a plan because we can't just sweep it under the wrong, right? So we're going to split up.

So Pips, kicks, G, and stuff are going to the test kitchen. And the rest of us are going to go, you know, talk about you guys. But you know what? We're talking with the wrong people because, like, these aren't even the people that we're fighting with. So we're like, why are we doing it like that? Let me do it this way. All right. This is how Dick wants it.

What Dick wants Dick gets. Yeah. So, okay, we don't want any conflict. okay so this is an exercise in therapy even when there's nothing therapeutic about this we're just going to talk shit about each other we're not going to sweep it under the rug you know the more I say that the more this sounds like it's good for us and we're just going to talk it out and we have some cockies we're going to have to listen to each other in order to be better am I right and by listen to each other I mean talk over talk over but in separate groups that sounds good right

well I'm not going to risk going to cruise jail because there's like a prison and cruises and I'm not going to prison. Oh, that's just if you bring drugs. No, if you're unruly. All right. So don't be unruly. And don't do drugs. I will only accept Cruz jail if we can isolate a member of our friend group in there. Are we allowed to do that? No. Are you allowed to move in Cruz Jail? Can we do 22-minute dance party in Cruz Jail? So the first group is going to be Julia, Lisa, Marisol, Alexia, and Adriana, and they're going to go to Wake. And then Julia and Lisa arrived first. And Lisa's like, you know what?

You're the first one here, and I'm the second one here. Everyone else is late. Well, guess what? Twelve years are showing up late. Just went out the window because I was on time once. Look at me, the new me on time. That's right. Two for Lenny.

Nautical Lisa is here. She's on time. So they're all late, of course. So Marisol shows up and Lisa's like, thanks for joining us. And she was like, yes, you are forgiven to be 53 minutes late because you look so gorgeous. Marisol was 53 minutes late. That is really bad. Okay.

You cannot, you can't come after monkey and then show up 53 minutes late yourself. Yeah. But as they point out, this is Lisa has been late for 90, thousand years they're late one time but 53 is a lot my god well well the worst part is that like julia and lisa were sitting side by side at a table and so they had to sit side by side for like an hour which is like not a that's that's a strange arrangement you know like at that point i'd be like okay you know what i'm gonna sit across from me and julia i was like no but those are saying we have to sit side by side so they're sitting there side by side for a whole hour making small talk and what

what does lisa and julia have to talk about have they ever talked just the two of them alone Is this the first time we've ever seen them alone together? I don't know. What do you talk about with either one of them sitting there alone? Side by side. Yeah, they're playing a piano. Oh, well, thanks for joining us, guys, because when you guys are late, it's like cool and cute. Marisle's like, oh, now, well, that's how you do it.

You smile and we giggle and we forget about it, except for when we bring it up over and over season after season. Well, no more giggles anymore with me, though. Oh, because you have a pattern. You have a pattern with it. I love Alexia. You have a pattern. So, sorry. So then they're all just talking about that.

And Marisol's like, monkey shouldn't even be talking right now. The amount of coupons and credits I have with tardiness at this point. I mean, that's going to last me a lifetime. So now we go to the other group of women, Kiki, Gertie, Larson, and Stephanie at the test kitchen. And they're all late, too. Kiki's the only one there waiting for them. And finally Larsa comes, and she's like, you guys, like the boat, like it's moving like a lot like, like, oh, my God.

Yes, you know, I'm used to like the boats that are like very still. You mean your apartment? Yeah. Yeah, you guys, like I was walking on the dock and like one of the guys said, oh my God, get over here. I might need to use you as a flotation device. Was that like a compliment like? Larsa also, I think she needs to go out in public more because she's like, guys, so we all get our own tables?

Yes, you're in a restaurant. I think she meant they all get their own chef or something because she's like, oh, we're own like what, like table like? Wait, we all get our own table like and server like, that's crazy like. Yeah, this one you have their own bars and your own bartender and your own your own chef or whatever yeah she says you get your own bar you they do have like a little like set up there um and um and it's actually a cute little thing and kiki's saying it's like it's a bummer because they are they just have to be a small group and they'll be fun if they were like the whole big

group so kiki is you know she's like i just want the whole group to be there and uh she's like i want to know from larsa what she wants from lisa what does she need from lisa and what does Stephanie want from Alexias. That way we can all grow together. Yeah. Like, what do I do? And Stephanie, well, the server comes over and Kiki's like, we'll take everything. So they do a shot. And now Mary Sol is like, all right, well, everyone's getting along. It's good. I'm glad I invited my only people that I liked. So that was a good move. All right, let's make it fun. All right, listen, you know I'm always about that. And you fuckers aren't allowed to embarrass me and get banished from

Dick's kingdom. Nothing's more fun than Dick, am I right? Yeah. Kiki, like, are we doing the whole trip like? Is that what's happening? And Kiki's, so Kiki's saying they're only going to do like a half trip or whatever. Oh, no, I'm sorry.

Not the, my thought was the trip. Things. So doing the whole thing, the whole. The shot. Yeah, I'm talking about shots. So, uh, I was like, I was like, they just kick Larsa off They throw a rubber board halfway through that

I'm sorry, the audience is controlling this boat Richard Bramson has asked that we throw Larsa overboard Okay, it's a shot Okay, I got totally confused Yeah, so doing shots in this and everything And they're all having fun And then Larson starts waving a napkin in the air And then the other women,

Adriana finally joins them And they greet Adriana and everything And Marissa goes, oh, wow, Lisa likes it You got the monkey check of approval She made it I fell asleep I'm not feeling great Same, but you look amazing

Very, very classy Well, I know how difficult it is for Adriana To embrace birthday But I don't know what is happening with her But that's in general I just don't know. Well, you're a shitty friend to her. And so that sucks.

Yeah, you could maybe call her or ask her if you see her struggling with something. But I guess that's probably a little hard for you to do. Go up to the deck. Go up to the deck and have a heart to heart. But like she's like, what is happening to her? I don't know. I'm like, you can just carve out some time to hang out with your friend and check in on her. Yeah.

So then waiters bring some food to the other table. to the other the test kitchen test kitchen people and Kiki's like okay well listen you and Lisa

like we spoke to you we went okay we got her to follow Marcus and then you guys can move forward what else do you need no like no

because like no guys like no she like said like really like hurtful like things to like me like you guys like she said like she knows like I feel like the paparazzi

that I hired to take Marcus's photos like what like what like really like I know a paparazzi that I can call and take a picture in the south of France, like here, here, X, Y, Z, like, this and that?

Like, what? Like, what am I? Am I, like, the CIA? Like, am I, like, am I, like, A-C-I-A-A-Y? Or, as I call it, Asai-Y, to get what? I'm going to have, like, CIA in a bowl and be, like, a superfruit. I knew that, like, he was going to be, like, outside at a pool and doing, like, what? Like, I'm supposed to just know that.

You know what she is? She's, like, Coco for Cocoa Puff. like yeah like i'm not like that like it hurt me to like my bones like for here to hear her say that i would do something like that like i'm capable like no one has ever like called me capable before you guys so whatever so then we go back to wake and alexis like by the way like Lisa like you guys haven't spoken in months with yeah it's gotten really out of hand i mean like you let it go too far too long okay you disrespected her you know like i feel like instead of like you know like with Jody, like, you know,

when he texted her in that place, like he should not have done that. Um, she's like, Jody never did nothing wrong. Never. She texted Jody first. But,

you know what? She's on only fans and she's probably talking to people's husbands. So please don't pretend to be a victim. Oh. Wow. Didn't really have anything to do with the situation, but it's a fun pot shot. That was funny.

Yeah. She's like, all he did was be friends with Marcus. So then we go back to the other group. And Lars is like, I would just like appreciate like it. Like if she was some have some like account like ability like like like like. Like I have no problem of apologizing.

But like when I called her a bitch in her house, like I owned up to it. I was like, hey, I'm sorry. I called you a bitch in her house like. I shouldn't have called a bitch, a bitch and her like bitch like house like bitch. Well, if she apologized to you, then you guys can at least like try to take a step to move forward.

My apology is here. And her apology needs to be like up here. Okay, which is funny because in life, I'm up here and she's down here, Kelly Ben-Simon. And he's like, I suggest muzzles for both of them. You get a muzzle, you get to muzzle. That's right, honey. Muzzles that are goodified mussels for both of you. So back to the other group.

It's not a bad observation. Mary still's like, all right, why do we need to move forward so we can fix that? I just needed to like leave Jody out of it. Well, Jody needs to leave himself out of it too, because that's a problem. Lisa. Okay. Like just accept it. It's like a problem. Just accept it. Like keep it between her and I. And Adrian is like, guys, we're going around in circles like the sun around the earth or the earth around the sun. Another year gone by. We are going around in circles like I'm going around like circle of drain. Could we please?

Like going around like circles like the ones that are growing bigger under my eyes. So they agree that they need to make up and put their egos aside. And Lisa and Mary said, does, well, I don't think you're going to be her best friend again because Stephanie's are a new best friend now. Well, I don't even like to throw that word around, best friend, best friend. I mean, what's the best friend? She's my best friend. She's my, but what are we five?

What are we on a playground? I mean, come on. I feel like I'm on a playground all the time. Am I right, right? I'm on Dick's playground right now. Right, guys, right? dick right now so then back to the test kitchen kiki's like stephanie why are you so quiet tonight she's like oh well i told you i'm nautical step tonight i'm really making this happen like

i already can tell america loves this whole thing nautical step hilarious nautical step is very demure and very mindful she's chill okay and i'm just concerned uh and yeah gertie says yes uh she's so mindful but i'm concerned as to how long nautical step might be with us depending on the drama we'll see I don't know about nautical stuff. Jury's out a nautical step. You get a nautical step. You get a nautical.

I don't know. I'll do it again. I'll do it again. Stephanie is pretending to have introspection here because she says like, you know, my sister say I have bad delivery and now my friends say have bad delivery. So I'm going to try really hard to improve my delivery. You're not going to try really hard. You're just going to acknowledge those things as like some sense of immunity,

but you're just going to still be the same land stuff as you are nautical stuff. The delivery can improve, but the package kind of still sacks. Like, I think you should work on the package. Yeah. The delivery is the least go. Problems. Yeah. Yeah.

If you still get poop in a box, it doesn't matter what time it arrives. It's still poop in a box. So she says that she's like, I mean, look, if there's constructive criticism, I'm open to hearing it. But I'm not accepting that because my delivery was bad. I was wrong for what happened in Spain. Okay. Notical Steph has left the building. She's gone.

Where did Nautical Steph go? She's gone. Notical Steph has gotten overboard. So, Courtney, take your shot. She was so... She was hilarious.

Stephanie, take your shot like, take your shot like. And Stephanie's like, are you going to take, are you got to take the rest of yours? It's like, come on. Do the shot.

Shot, shot, shot, shot. So now it's like two hours and five tequila shots later. And we're in Marisol's suite. And, uh, Julie and Alexia and Marisol are face-timing with Larsa and from Marisol's room. And Alexia, she's like,

oh so are you in bed what like what are you showing me are those yourself legs like i need to take photos for only fans so i can be the bills like legs for only fans like so then marasol's like pips pips did you have some shots tonight because you are very frisky tonight pamps come on look at her look how frisky pips is frisky pats is like yeah like i'm making like my only fans video i'm gonna put out my boots in that she just like pulls out her boobs on facetime and like oh my god i can't believe she did that right now on the face time That's, like, crazy. I love like, like, and Adriana.

Alexia, like, cups, like, the phone to hide it from the camera. And then she looks at the camera like, oh, my God, you're not getting this, are you? Like, oh, my God. She's like, don't look. Don't look at the boob. Don't look at the boob. So now the next morning, Stephanie's skipping down the hallway in her derobics outfit to go to Mary Saul's suite. So she's like, oh, my God, this room is so nice in the daytime.

Because sometimes things are beautiful in the night, but they're not in the morning. No, that's true. I mean, it's like me. Right? Okay. Next stop, the cat skills. I feel like we should just lay out here and just skip the exercise entirely. She's like, no, Marisol. No, I got these spandex from Canada. We're going to wear them. She's like, okay, well, I hate exercise. Like, well, what is this? Like, I look fat in this. I'm not going to come out. I'm not going to do it. Come on, Stephanie, stop it. I don't ain't anything more in the world than I hate exercise. I will not do it. I would rather. starve to death than do exercise and I like that stick to your guns girl stick to your guns so let's get to what

we're really here to talk about um fighting with dinner so dinner so mariselle's like yeah our dinner was gone we're just talking to lease about fixing things with Larsa

yeah well we had the same conversation with Larsa and we obviously got to the topic of Alexi and I so it's my personality like I go from zero to 100 because I have no idea what the hell I'm saying because I get so angry oh okay god so you're not responsible for anything that you're saying because you get angry is that what you're saying well look I was very very very

heartbroken about what happened the night that night at dinner and I was like clearly distraught it was not nautical stuff it was distraught Steph and I was really upset and I was crying and it was rough on me and so then I just talking about the dinner can I just point out nothing happened to Stephanie at that dinner. Nothing. Nothing. It wasn't about her at all. She just ran out crying to, like, have a scene.

She's ridiculous. Yes. Like, I was so distraught. And she's going to act like it was, she was distraught from the dinner where nothing happened to her, that that's why she was acting over the top with the plane back at the hotel lobby. I'm like, that is not really. That does not make it.

It doesn't make sense. Like, I can't have people fighting on this show my plane. So she's like, well, and when I got into the car with you, I thought it was a safe space. And she's like, oh, there are no safe spaces in this group. You never know. We're going to talk shit about you no matter what happens, right? Yeah.

Well, I mean, but in my mind, I thought for sure, like, Larsa and Marisol, there are going to be like my safe space. Like when I got on that bus, like on the way to the airport, surely I was like, wait, wait, why are Alexia and Marisol like not coming? A safe space, right? Don't we have safe space? And then we see a flashback to that whole fiasco. And Stephanie's like, nobody told me that you guys were mad at me, okay?

Marisle goes, well, I'm not really mad at you. I really like you and I want to like you. For you, you just, you don't have to offer me anything. I don't know how much that costs. I don't want to know how much it costs, you know? Just put me out on the plane and say, get me to dick, right? Well, I'm sorry that it has come across like I dangle my stuff because that was never my intention. You know, and I don't remember saying what the cost was.

I think it was Larsa, you know, who probably heard it from me when I said what the cost was. But the point of it is Julia was the one. when he said, Alexi and Marysol feel like if they break one of your rules, you're going to leave them stranded. And she goes, well, you know, I had a list. You know, I know how you love a list. I do love this. I do love this.

Yeah, Liz Stephanie. Yeah, Liz Stephanie loves this. Yeah. I just, I didn't know it was so bad that you guys didn't want to, that you guys didn't want to feel a certain way that, like, you'd rather just like not get on. She's like, well, that was me. That was me who didn't want to get on because, like, I'm the one who didn't want to go. And then I said to Alexia, I was like, you can

go. I mean, I'll stay behind. I mean, one of my just your psyche you just leave me in the dust i go to everything you go to you want to stay back with me like no no pressure bro but like later on i was like you know you haven't had a good day here and like you want to stay behind with me we can walk around sevia you know let's get some fresh air let's do some shopping let's go to let's go to subway over there you know see what their footlongs are like here in sevia you know and she's like yeah okay i'll stay with you that's all it was so now stephanie is not really getting a fight for marisol because marisol's like very kind of nicely sticking to her guns she's like i'm not taking back anything of the

that I said. She's like, I'm not taking back anything I said about you. And I'm not taking back the fact that I'm not going to apologize to you for not going on your fucking plane. So I don't know what you want for me. But she's saying it in a very nice way. So Stephanie's not getting her fight. So she's like, okay, well, that's great. Then Julia should have said that. But Julia said to me in front of the whole bus that you said I'm bossy and that if anyone breaks the rules, you're going to leave them stranded. And she's like, well, I mean, Mary Sol doesn't really say this but you did say that Stephanie like you were being bossy and you were dangling the plane and you were going to kick people off so why are you going to try and make it turn where are you going to

make it turn now that this is all julia's fault for how she relayed the information it's not the information was relayed properly you're an asshole and you're dangling the old man ball plane over people's heads and they don't want to put up with that shit what are you not hearing yeah i mean you the words came out of your mouth that you said we'll leave them behind and they can drive as a three-hour drive. Now, Marisol, she should have said, don't be like that. That's not how we act in this group. Like, you can't offer a flight and then say people will be left behind. Like Marisol instead just was like, okay, and then just like doesn't show up the next day. So Marisol is also being very passive aggressive. Stephanie committed the crime, but Marisol, I think,

was being kind of, I don't know what it is. Is it passive, aggressive, fake, whatever it is. But Marisol could have also just been like, hey, lady, you're new to this group, but we don't, we don't do that with our cast members unless it's monk so marasol goes well i was worried to you know alexia you know you would have another and then we'd be stranded and then that was on the list listen i knew you weren't going to like it that we stayed behind we didn't get a chance to talk about it because you know we never get a chance to talk to you and everything blew up in la plaza and then i was going to tell you you know i was as larsa would say x y and z and i didn't have a problem like you i like you i want to be friends with you okay let's have a new start my mouse new start

New Star. And it's just funny because Stephanie's just sitting there blinking at her. Like, this woman is not like giving me an inch here. She was not, she was not budging, but she was saying it very nice. And Stephanie just blinked. So finally, Marisol is just like, all right, all right. You know what, New Star, Mighty Mouse. She goes, okay, well, new start Mighty Mouse.

And so they hug. But then we see eight hours later. And they're in a mudroom. And Lexi is like, just so you know, Marisol had way more other things that really bothered Mary Sol. Okay, there was like a whole list. I just love, like, Marisol is so loyal to Alexia, but he's just, like, chucks Marisol under the bus. And then it's like, yeah, and, and Stephanie's like, and then, and Stephanie's like, now, then the next day.

And Stephanie's saying, like, I feel like Marisol is a jealous demon who disguised herself as a very loyal friend. And I know I'm going up, I know what I'm going up against now. And I have a message for you. The message is, if you're going to come for me, you better hit a bull's eye. Because when it's my turn, I don't miss. Don, don't. Oh, yeah, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, y, yeah, y, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

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