Watch What Crappens - #2993 Below Deck S12E15: Behind the 8 Course Ball

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

It’s the penultimate episode of Below Deck, and Anthony has to cook an eight-course meal to a bunch of single ladies.  But how can one pull this off when you can’t even make alfredo sauce? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Talk about the consequences of your actions. I take full blame for this. I shouldn't have done it. It's the consequences of my... Literally every week with those girls. You know, I love my board games. and I was reading through the rules of a new board game. And at one point, it said, like, you know, put your piece here.

And then because of the consequences of your actions, you must do this. And I, like, really started to laugh. I just started to hear it, Jess, was with the consequences of your actions. You put the piece in the wrong place. The consequences. Yeah. Geez, lots of consequences of actions going on over here. So many consequences.

But, you know what? Good to see this. This cast is just so horny. They're like, you know what? We've got two episodes left. Let's change it up again. Let's fuck Kyle over again. Let's do it again.

I am so over this season. I'm not going to lie. I am over it. And I don't think I've ever seen a below deck season with so many interesting people, but turned into such a dull season for me. I just, I can't deal with it anymore. I think in beginning, I mean, I love Barbara and I love Salain, even though Saladin is the worst.

You know, I think they've got like a good mix of. personalities but i think that the emphasis on these love triangles is driving me nuts because i just don't care i want to see work ethics and i want to see work ethics violated i don't care about love triangles on this boat especially with a bunch of people you don't want to bang you know what i mean there's like so many people and they're all you know cute people and stuff but i think it's only interesting like when you kind of want to bang them there's got to be like some element of you want to have sex with them and that's why you're interested in who they want to have sex with, right? But it's weird. It's like, I don't, I don't know what I'm trying to say. Like,

they're all cute people. I'm not like ugly shaming anybody. I just, they're all just so icky, especially Damo. I just find Damo to be so gross. I don't understand. I don't understand. I just don't get it. He looks like a cartoon chicken. First and foremost. He's like a cartoon chicken. And that already is like a boner killer. You know, it's like it's too much. He has, he's also like a dick. He's a total dick and he frames his dickish behavior as some sort of like a personal journey that he's on, a selfish period, if you will. And I'm like, no, you're a dick. You're just a dick with like little chicken hair.

There's like something about like, you know, like sleeping naked. Like people sleep naked. Like I get it. You know, you don't have to wear your undies. I don't care. Well, I don't care how you sleep. Yeah. But like you've got a camera right in front of your face.

And I find every morning him waking up just open-legged to the camera. camera is just gross and pervy. It's like leave the camera people alone. Like there are people in the fucking room, you know, the camera, the, what do you call it? The viewing room. What do you call that where they've got all the TVs and control room? The control room. They don't want to see your wiener flopping all over the place all the time.

It feels like, it feels like he's going to get arrested for like jerking off in public. He just seems like one of those people, you know? Yeah, I'm sure he'll be on OnlyFans soon. just seems like the type you know it just it seems like that's that's going to be a path for him and you know god bless maybe that is that that's the lane that he should be in um but i don't know i'm just like i'm a little over demo myself and i think i just i don't know like i also think that um the producers kind of like jumped the shark a little bit on their guests you know we always know that there's going to be some some trashy guess here or there but it felt like really

this time the producers were out to cast yacht guests that were like outraged look it's porn stars and look look at some more wild people look it's i don't even remember half the guess but every time i felt like there was like a new set of people on i was like really and then they wouldn't even get and they wouldn't even squeeze it for all the juice they can squeeze it for i just feel like we need to sort of like get back a little bit to what below deck is about which is like awful rich people and the maids who serve them and don't always serve them well like that's what i want to focus on yeah Okay, I hear you.

We'll take it. Thank you. Hopefully someone takes this to production. Take it. I'm taking it to the top. I'm taking it to the U.N. It's an international issue. But anyway.

Yeah, so here we are with some below deck. Also, last night we did crappy hour, super fun. Every other Monday, 530 Pacific. And when we're not doing that on Mondays, at 4 p.m. Pacific, we're doing Amazon Live. So that's coming up this coming Monday, September, whatever. Not just that, Ronnie. Tell them the exciting news for this one, the next one coming up. I don't know what it is.

That we're going to be on the Amazon Prime. Oh, oh, yes, yes. We're going to be on Amazon Prime television. That's right. We're going to television, finally. Yeah, we'll have more details on how you actually find us on there. But, yeah, like, I mean, that's literally the same show. It's just that, like, you can watch it on your TV.

You can watch it on TV. Basically, we can say we have our own TV show. now. I don't know if we legally can say that. I don't know if that is even true, but I'm just tell my friends that I've got my own TV show now. You can watch it. Guys, can't be with you Monday. I'm going to be live on television. Okay. Sorry. We're crafting our future Emmy submission. Okay, everyone. Now, come look at the teaspoon that I bought. Oh, you're busy Monday? Yeah, I'm busy too, because I'm on Amazon Prime. So, yeah. I'm so excited.

Because you can tell. But anyway, yeah, tune in for that. Babara. Do it. Okay, so let's get in to below deck season 12, episode 15, all the single ladies. So another trope I can do with that. Like, oh, my God, there's like a bunch of ladies together on a boat. It's like the fifth time this season.

We get it. Is it that crazy that ladies hang out together? They're like, oh, my God, can you believe it? Ladies are hanging out together on a boat. And then the ladies come on. And it sounds like there are a. Watch what happens live audience every time. Like, can you just come on and enjoy the boat?

How come every time you come on, I have to hear this. Whoa. Oh, hey, do you guys want a glass of champagne when you come on? Champagne. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look, it's the crew. Oh, my God, they're so cute. Oh, my God, who's single? Who are we going to fuck?

Oh, my God. Did they make them do this? Because I hang out with a lot of ladies, and I can tell you this is not how we act. Everywhere we go. Do you guys want an appetizer menu? Shut up. Just shut up. Is Stephen Colbert coming out?

Shut up. Stephen Colbert. I think there must. There's something about stepping onto a yacht that makes people live up to their like stereotypes or something. Like a group of women come on like, who are shopping. But then a group of guys come on.

They're like, bro, yeah. Come on. We're going to go like get sloshed. And then like, Gaze come on. They're like, can I put the anchor up my butt? Yeah, I want to blow that. I want to blow the captain.

You know, we're all such stereotypes. It's always like that. They're like, oh, wow, primary bedroom. Okay, what about my primary asshole? Who's going to lick it? Hey, guys? You're like, really? It's like we, I don't know if we've ever had a group.

Oh, no, we have had a group of lesbians. We had Gigi Fernandez. And although she was, I guess maybe, what is the lesbian walking? Lesbian group walking onto a yacht stereotype. It's like, oh, very nice. Very nice. Love that. Love that. I guess that's like the lesbian

stereotype. What do you want kind of about, I don't know what the lesbian, like the lesbian thing is. Well, it was very sporty. Like, yeah, this is how we doing tennis. Yeah, she did like the lesbian who plays sports stereotype, which everything was like, oh, wow, you served that well. I mean, I served it pretty well too for years. Am I right, ladies? Because I'm an international tennis star.

Okay. In that situation, tennis stereotypes overtook lesbian stereotypes. So we didn't really get to see what the stereotypical lesbian reaction would be to walk into a yacht. Well, I mean, a lesbian stereotype is sporty, right? So I think that works. There's a lot of overlap. Yeah, sports. Big overlap with tennis.

Okay, let's just be as stereotypical as possible as we go onto the boat, you know? Of course, two gay guys sitting here bitching. I mean, we're stereotypes too. I guess that's just how the world works, you know? Yeah. So here we go, all the single ladies, season 12, episode 15, don't, done, done, last week, we got so lame in the mess all going, Can you make rules about me, Captain?

You make rules about me. I'm not a children. I'm not a children. And I'm being like, I don't think she understands here that China command works. Yeah. She needs to understand

hierarchy, which is Turkish, of course, for hierarchy. Thank you. Still learning more languages from my missus. So Fraser has to sit her down and he's like,

listen, Soleil, you're the reason, you know, you're here for a reason, because you've made a huge progression. You went from being absolutely terrible to absolutely still terrible, but like a little bit more charming about it. It's a huge progression, Soley. I have to say,

one thing that's really impressed me with you is that your eyebrows came on completely wonky and in six weeks have somehow improved themselves massively. I'm not really sure how that happened, but congratulations. Is it because you always fall down a staircase every episode? Did it just bang your eyebrows into place? You're here for a reason because you're willing to have sex with multiple people on camera and frustrate everybody around you.

She's like, well, okay, this is clear. One more harder left. Good, good, good, good. Anything else? Well, what else? No. Well, if you want to tell me that I'm hideous, I'll always accept that. So then we go downstairs, you go talking to Jess.

I guess we're talking about the aftermath of when Jess yelled at Soleil, and he goes like, you know, it feels good in the moment to yell at someone, but it doesn't really, didn't really help anything. That is true. I will speak to her. Jesus, I know like my behavior was not appropriate, especially for a place of work. Now I must face the consequences of my... Truly. She really is like one of the Mbara who's constantly apologizing. It's like, do something wrong, then apologize. Please. Every episode she has to apologize at this point. I literally can't even say consequences of my actions. It's like consequences of my actions. I mean, clearly, I had all this anger built up in me with her that I didn't know I had.

You were the one who dumped her. What are you so angry about? You dumped her, ma'am. Yeah. No, it's just because Solay stood up for herself afterwards and was like, that was bullshit what you did, even though it was Solay who was playing games first. but still. So, yeah.

So now Jess is like, yes. Why are you calling her Soleil today? Salin. Don't call her salet. Don't call her salet. You're giving her too much credit. You're giving her team. I decided to moon fry her up.

I moon fried her up. I was like, you were salet today. Salin. I don't, I lay. Salet. You know what? I decided she doesn't,

the end was like a baseball on my porch. You know what? I keep this now. Okay. Until you start acting better, I keep the end. You know, Salan, Salan and Jess are, you know, I don't know if you saw,

but Barbara was on Watch What Happens Live, wearing a vest, which didn't really make sense to me. But she told, it was like, she was like wearing, it didn't, it was like,

I didn't understand it. I get it. You know how many times I've tried to pull off the vest. I just can't do it. I mean, I've tried every decade, I feel like,

to pull off a vest, like vest fashion and my body just won't do it. I mean, I think it's the muffin top, but I'm also long torsoed. I just, I don't know. I've never been able to make it work. But I feel like it should work. It's hard. I had a fleece vest moment

back in around like 1999 to 2001 because it was like, you know, people would wear fleece vests up in the northeast a lot. It was like a cool look. You get your LLV's vest or your patagonia fleece vest. I had my Sigma Phi Epsilon flea vest. So I was both wearing fleece vest and I was being

fratty at the same time so I was really going two for two and then I moved to los angeles and I think I wore that fleets vest once or twice and the amount of horrified looks I got it was like okay go get in the garbage right away okay oh yeah this is uh this is like a vest like uh one of the ones you're talking with like a northeast vest yeah right you see your st barbara right so the people yeah so i think she was trying to go for a look she was because there's like a there's like you know there's like that um photo booth thing that's backstage and she She has like a whole look, and she was, but the thing is that, like, maybe, maybe if you see the whole look with the vest and the skirt, it has a look. But a lot of the pictures are just, like, top up.

So it just looks like she decided to put on some, like, finance bro vest and go on to Watch What Happens Live, which was, I don't know. I think it's a little bit of a misstep. Luckily, she's so gorgeous. It doesn't even matter. I think it's kind of cute with a little, the little tight shirt underneath. I mean, I like the little Brazilian best. I can't tell. It's like Star Trek hunting.

Oh, it's a Brazilian flag. Wow, they have diamond flags. Brazilian Star Trek, which is basically just like a lot of super hot people falling around in space and dancing. We will boldly dance. Now, there's a Star Trek I would watch. What is the expression? We will boldly go where no man has gone before.

We were boldly samba where no man has sambaed before. That I would watch 100%. Well, I know I need to speak with her because I'm not appropriate behavior and I have anger built up and it's not a good look. Shame on me. Shame on me.

Bad, bad, yes. Bad consequences. Wait, I didn't even say what, the reason why I brought up Barbara on Watch Happens Live is she said that when shooting finished, they were all in a hotel and Barbara and Jess were going to be staying in a room together,

but they got into a fight because Barbara still suspected Jess had a thing for so late. They got into a fight and Barbara decided not to spend the night with her. And then when they were like, she was walking down the hallway with Damo, like a door opened and Jess and Selene were together and Saline was naked. And so that didn't work out. Yeah. And Barbara's hunch was correct. So you wear that best because it's the best of truth.

That's what I say. Yeah. You know, when they were talking about seeing each other after the season, I was like, this girl is going to cheat on you the second she gets a chance. Why are you even giving this cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater a chance? Because she's going to cheat. She's going to cheat. You know, she's going to cheat. And especially talking about having a long-distance relationship with Jess,

that girl can't even not cheat while she's in front of your face. Like, she'll do it right in front of your face. She's done it before. Someone who advertises. I'm glad Barbara's getting away from her, hopefully. Yeah, Barbara is like a hot lesbian, and she could pull some aid list lesbian. That's what I say.

And she deserves it. Not Jess for crying out loud. You can shoot you much better. Is Gigi Fernandez worthy, okay? Barbara could be, like, running Hollywood right now. She gets in with, like, a power lesbian producer, and she is set for life, okay? Like, she is, she can do it. I have all the faith in her.

Okay, so Jess is a loser. Okay, so then it's the preference sheet meeting. Please, let's continue doing it in separate rooms, because for whatever reason that works for production this year. It's so weird. It's why. I just want heads of departments. So, yeah, we have this thing and Fraser saying, Deb is a mother of three from Philadelphia, and you know she is because her name is Deb.

Also, the co-primary and neighbor Erin, an attorney and mother of four, who loves dirty martinis, blue cheese stuffed olives, and reruns of Mike and Mali. Erin's sister, Brienne, and Tara, are incredibly picky eaters, doesn't like beats, Alfredo sauce, fatty or chewing meat. So Anthony, I'm sorry you will not be able to serve your chewy fatty

steak and beats and Alfredo sauce today. I'm sorry, you're not allowed on the boat. I get people, it's like, if I eat this, I'm going to break out in hives or something. But someone who's just like, guess what, beats Alfredo sauce and fatty or chewy meat? No. No. You're not allowed here. Okay. What are you five? I like that the chef calls him out later. And he's like, yeah, they're very picky. He's like, they're, what are they children? I think I'll just serve them dinosaur chicken nuggets. That's what we should serve them.

And that's what it sounds like. Like, ew, creamy sauce? No, is that mean, Fanny? Please don't make the meat too chewy. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. It's your man, Nick Cannon. I'm here to bring you my new podcast, Nick Cannon at night.

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sauce because I just feel like it's so. retro it's not something i gravitate into anymore because you know i've had it a lot lately really i mean when i was a kid i loved it but i haven't had a friend who's into it and so every time well i have a friend whose husband is into it so every time we go out he orders alfredo and we share everything and i don't have the heart to tell him this is this is a heart attack why are we ordering why are we ordering heart disease like we're all older we shouldn't be ordering this wait a second i thought alfredo sauce was salsa no am i incorrect that's how they're broke um but uh alfredo sauce that's when that's when my helper has an attitude

okay fredo gets a little saucy my helper my nobu flatware transporter gets a little saucy um we don't call the busboys anymore ben but i have to i have to say though that like if alfredo sauce were served to me on a super yacht like if i'm not like allergic or have an intolerance towards any the ingredients in it. I'm going to eat the alfredo sauce. I'm sorry, I just will. Because it's like you're on your on the yacht.

You're supposed to indulge. Like, have some alfredo sauce on the yacht. Now, do I want pizza in the alfredo sauce? Probably not. But by the way, it's just they've got this whole thing in their minds, this whole nightmare in their minds. Like, beets and alfredo sauce. Like, just come on the boat.

Yeah. Here's some beef tallow. Beef tallow served on a bed of beats topped with alfredo. Alfredo sauce. Honestly, we probably have seen stuff like that. And I want to say also, Ronnie, since, as long as we're talking about Alfredo sauce, that there is a recipe that I will send you that is like a tofu alfredo sauce where you actually blend up tofu. And I was skeptical and it worked.

It worked. Absolutely fucking not. Letting you know. No. Just letting you know it works. No. I don't need Alfredo sauce. It worsened.

I already don't like Alfredo sauce. so okay so it doesn't end there so she doesn't like beats alfredo sauce fatty or chewy meat no red meat or pork and dun dun dun dun gluten free as well fuck off like this is just too much you're not this important you know what i mean you're not this important i hope you brought your own fucking bag of gluten-free bagels just sit in your room and eat that i don't even want to talk to you it's too much get a personality and also by the way Aaron neighbor and attorney mother of four, you need to have more in your personality than dirty martinis and blue cheese stuffed olives. And that's it.

Yeah. That's like, come on, Aaron. Now, Fraser then says, any fish including shrimp, pork, eats, celery, carrots, eel, tomatoes. Are those things they are not going to eat? Any fish, including shrimp, pork, beet, celery, carrots. No, these are all the things they won't eat. Do you know what you're going to do? Celery and celery?

Okay. Yeah, because. Celery, I'm sorry. Okay. Well, celery is annoying. I don't understand celery. It's so stringy and it's hurtful. It's stringy, but it's not hurtful.

It has a place and it can actually be delicious and wonderful. Like this whole new world of celery salads, I'm all about it. But that being said, okay, fish, I get it. Some people just don't like seafood. And shrimp, obviously, there's like kosher issues or there's also allergies, pork. Okay, fine. Beats. You know, I know there are people who don't like bees.

they find them to be too grassy. Well, guess what? Why don't you start enjoying some grass once in a while? That way you can enjoy beats. Am I right? Get me a cocky. But I love beats and I think, but whatever. I'll accept, but I'll accept not doing it.

It's just too much. But celery and carrots are like so standard. I'm sorry, celery and carrots. They should be let in, okay? I'm sorry. This is too much. Yeah, and tomatoes. I mean, you're just, you're just ruining it for everybody is what I'm saying.

You know, you're not alone at home. You need to like be chill when you're with a bunch of people on. about you can pick one thing you can't pick 20 thing you can pick gluten free okay fine but you can't pick gluten free and chewy meat free you can't you can't do everything pick one you don't get to include beats and alfredo sauce like I'm already hating these people yeah I don't like the alfredo sauce really bothers me because there's something so specific and stupid about it it's just like I don't know I mean I understand if you don't like petuccini alfredo you don't you're like please don't serve me fetichine alfredo but like I don't know like I don't know like

In the context of everything else, it's like at this point, like, you sort of deserve Fetuccine Alfredo. The tomatoes, I understand, some people have tomato allergies and, I don't know, tomatoes are oddly divisive. Again, celery and carrots is where I really am drawing a line here. This is where you're just being a stupid person. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to say something really controversial. I think we need to move on. I'm getting too worked up.

But there's nothing else that happens. I'm like, I literally hate these people now. Okay. So, um, consequences of... Versa's like, wow, she sounds like a joy. Night one, guests will be wearing pink and want decorations to scream Malibu Dream Yacht.

Just burn the fucking boat down at this point. I know. Just burn it down. We have to end the season this way, for real. Explode the boat. Explode the boat. And then, um, they're on day two.

We're going to go through a scout to Happy Bay. Happy Bay is pretty cool. I wouldn't say it's actually happy. It's quite sad. It's a tragic place. I cry the old at a time. It's quite small. It's in a beautiful pocket.

It doesn't matter if it's the last charter or the first charter, they're still a guess, and they'll still be paying to be here. So we're going to give them 100% and I'm ready to go. So let's get it done. Let's get these pink ladies to Happy Bay. Happy Bay. A gorgeous place, unless something goes wrong and a line is tied. And a beat free woman chokes on chewy meat and dies and a pink Malibu Barbie and fifth.

But it should be fine. It should be fine. It's just in. I'm hearing that Happy Bay is the world's foremost place to get Fettuccine-Alfredo. Is that going to fly with a guess? No. All right. Your location.

We'll be going to Fettigini-Alfredo Bay. Surely, nothing will go wrong. Chewy meat and beat, Bay. All right, everyone, get on board. Also, dinner should be an eight-course meal inspired by fire and ice. Oh, really? Well, surely she hates either fire or ice. how do you want eight courses when you just listed half of the food in the world that you won't

eat no you're getting fingernails i'm giving you a plate of fingernails that's what you're getting the only way i'm going to support this fire and ice themed meal is if praisor serves erin a or craft some sort of like george r r martini then i'll be okay with it like or if they die by either Or they recreate the last season of Game of Thrones over this meal and have a dragon torch them all. At this point, I'd prefer the Game of Thrones ending, you know? Just disregard everything and just make the lamest person on the show the winner. Just have it be them. I won't even say it is because maybe someone hasn't watched Game of Thrones.

Do we think that these women realize, are they doing a Game of Thrones? thing here, or are they just saying fire and ice? I think no, because they're having their fire and icing on their pink Barbie Malibu mansion night. They're like, guys, we want to have a Game of Thrones themed evening of fire and ice. There cannot be Alfredo sauce. Like, we weren't going to include Alfredo sauce in the Game of Thrones tribute. Okay, just wanted to double check.

We do want a red wedding without beats. Oh, well, now you're fucking me over. Well, also, we can't have tomato sauce because I don't like tomatoes either. So, I guess no pasta, nothing pasta-y. They literally can't do the Red Wedding episode. I'm so mad. It goes file nights, everyone eating different stuff. How are you supposed to do this?

And Fraser's like, we'll find a way. And by we, I mean, you will find a way as I stand complaining about how crazy you are in the doorway. I don't know. Okay. Go ahead. Well, here's an idea for you, Anthony. I know that you've had a very difficult season and having to do. an eight-course meal or all these dum-dums with different dietary restrictions will be very difficult.

So how about I organize a time-sensitive fireworks display that has a hard timing that you cannot move whatsoever and means you have to serve your dinner as early as possible? Would that be okay with you because that's what I'm going to do? Yes, I would like to arrange some fireworks, mostly for us because we deserve it at the end of this season. Anthony goes, let's go to hell. yes anthony i like anthony's new like oh i've not messed up in a couple of weeks so i'm manly chef now let us go to hell we go to hell together i go to hell i am madly now because my eyebrows are thin now than ever so let's go to hell um this is so obnoxious this fired fireworks display it's totally fucks over anthony they have this what the fireworks are at like nine o'clock or something which means

and there you cannot you cannot make them wait on the fireworks the fireworks can go off at nine no matter what which means that this guy who will most likely get in the weeds with his meal is going to be forced to give a shitty meal because Fraser put a time constraint on it when they really should be starting at 8 o'clock and be going until midnight with an 8-course meal. So this is Fraser. I'm sorry, this is, this is undermining by Fraser right here. At the same time, we've seen Anthony's eight-course meals. One dish is going to be a plate of one asparagus.

And then one will be a hard-boiled egg. And then one will be a celery, you know, probably. And he'll be like, oh, I'm more skilled some of cellar. I mean, I need to be more careful of this. But, I mean, we've seen his intricate eight-course meals before, so I'm not too worried for him. He'll survive this. And if he can't say, no, I can't do it then.

Then you go to the beach and you cook the chicken because I can't do all of this. Yeah, I just think this is shitty. I think the, I don't know, or this idea that it all has to be done by the fireworks is dumb too. I think they should just like time it's that way they take an intermission in the middle of their meal. But as a result, Anthony has a time-constraint the rest of the episode that we have to all sit and endure. It gets a fraser. So now it's time to go out. So everyone goes to La Petit Place for dinner.

And then Barbara and Jess basically leave the table to go make out in the bathroom for a long time, which is just kind of like, can you just like wait? Do you have to make out at the dinner table? Or like while you're waiting for food? Can you just do this? after dinner like can we it's just too much well who's fuck to this season i'm asking for a friend let's let's talk about sex baby so kyle's like me and dameau every night we fuck every night um and then uh barbara and just return and uh they do a toast for the last charter and i don't know it was kind of i think they're ready for it to be done too and barbara wants to play

marry fuck or kill which sounds like a terrible idea just kill all of you at this point yeah let the boat sink but Jess says I would fuck Rainbow and I would marry Soso and just for the plot and then Barbara I will have to kill you

I'm sorry oh no Barbara is dead it is the consequences of my actions no yes you did first and then after I married Demo and sex girl My sex guy. Yeah.

So then Salane and Jess have a talk. And Jess is like, I just want to say sorry for yesterday. It wasn't right to call you out at the table. Oh, in front of everyone. Yes, I am talking. Okay. This is, I'm apologizing to you,

but you do not get to speak as part of this. So yes, I did it in front of everybody, and it is not okay. And I'm very sorry that I brought up personal issues that I still had to deal with into what happened that day, because it's completely disrespectful, and I know you don't deserve those consequences of my actions.

Yeah, yeah. I heard it before, lady, and Celine's like, uh-huh, okay, yeah, glad you realized it. And she's like, why do not forgive her? I'm not good with her. She apologized and what? You kill someone after and after, oh, sorry, I kill you. No, too late. Too late.

So then they both agreed that they're good, even though they're not good. And then they return to the table, and then they start talking about waking up, and now they're going back to the boat, and they're hanging out at the bar on the boat, and then Jess and Barbara go to the guest cabin. And Barbara's like, I am sad that I'll not see you anymore. She says, yes, I have no plans. I know you're working, so I'm chill. I do want to travel to the U.S. in a little bit, so can I come with you? And so Jess is like, wait, you want to see me? And Barbara says, yeah, you know, there's difference between what I want and what I can. You know what I mean, I'm going to be work, so.

Well, Barbara has a grip on me. I really fucking like Barbara. I don't ever want to mess up Barbara, but I will if I have the chance, first thing I can do. So if I'm in a relationship, I want to be there. I hope Barbara feels the same. I hope she feels the same about

me. So now, up on deck, Rainbow, sort of flirting with Demo, she's like, Damo, catch me, catch me, I'm going to punch you the fucking face. Are you trying to make out with me again? I'm going to punch you so hard. Calasca to an island, you wish, I'm already fucking deep in those blue, blue eyes. And they're browned. Oh my God, I am so flirtatious.

Yeah, they try it. But Damos bored. He's like, yeah, I can't really figure her out. She's not interesting to me anymore. So I've always had eyes for Solane. She's smoking hot. She keeps flirting with me. I can't really understand her eyebrows. And there's clearly something there. We've got three days left. I'm going to fuck over my best friend on this boat. Let's do this. By the way, there's clearly not something there. Demo is the sort of guy where girls are nice to him. He's like, wow, she's flirting with me.

Like, we have an attraction. There's nothing there. I mean, you guys made out in a pool, but that was for revenge on her part. And there's, like, if there was something there, I'm sure you would have known from Salain's part. Damo's going through a middle age crisis early because he's got so much sun damage. And I think he's just like grasping onto his last few years of like playing the field because he's just grasping at whatever he can at this point and no one really likes demo you know and to hear demo talk about it he's like the sexiest guy on this boat and maybe he should

be like he probably works out the most you know he's like the blondest i guess people like that but ultimately no one's really into demo he's just kind of there when they're bored you know needs me need to make somebody else jealous so um it's kind of fun watching it's like kind of the fraser in the drain yeah he is because fraser like literally broke up with his boyfriend sort of for demo and then still didn't really even care about pursuing demo right like they made out in a pool Fraser called his boyfriend was like guess what I made out with someone okay we're broken up I guess I can make out with whoever I want to now and still didn't make out with demo after that anymore so yeah I think that demo is sort of just like uh he's just some of those he's like a sad sad little fire and survivor that never comes more than a spark and then goes out. Yeah. So he's decided he's going to fuck over Kyle. And he ends that by saying,

and you know, I'm not going to feel bad. We know. We know. You're just hurting other people's feelings to make yourself feel more virile. And unfortunately, it's not really working.

You just look sad. You've announced this a few times that you're not going to feel bad. We get it. So, you're on your selfish face. Selfish phase. So he and Sillian hug, goodnight.

Like, they're a little flirty. But she's not picking up, but he's putting down. I'll tell you that much. So now it's the next. Well, not yet, but we see in previews that she eventually does. And he's doing it in such a gross way, too, because he's like, so, how are you with the whole world going against you? He's like, didn't you start these fights? Didn't you start a lot of these fights that have been happening?

So now he's got her down. So he's like, okay. So now she's feeling bad about herself. So I'll move in and get up. a little potato. Yeah. Well, any port and a storm, I guess. And that was a nautical joke because of a blow deck.

So it's six hours until the Charter... Can kill you. Any port and a storm can kill you. You're not... Medmore! Medmore! So... Happy Bay did.

There's a bridge and there's Medmore and there's Happy Bay. One of these things is going to kill us. So, uh, it's not... Now it's time to get ready for, you know, the charter, six hours a little charter. And everyone's doing all this fun stuff, doing the cleaning and stuff and Fraser saying how there's one last trip. It's like, honestly, I don't even know how we fucking, I know how fucking done we all are, but just bring the energy for the guest.

So Lane, if you decide to throw yourself down the stairs this time, really do it with some passion, okay? Because this is our final charter and we want to go out to the bang and get a good tip. Good luck, children. I love you all. So now Damo and Selain are flirting some more and hugging. And Selene's like, I like Scottish, but I have baby crush on Demo.

He always tried to put his foot in my shoes to understand the whole situation. And I have good energy, too. It's a good baby, baby crush, baby crush. All right, deck team, gather around. I want to talk about this mad more situation. It looks to me like you're getting your shit sorted out on deck soon. When we go anchor up and marigle, that's right. twist we go into marigold and i want you to come to the wheelhouse we're going to watch me i want

hugo you're going to watch me drop the anchor and then at the end of the day you can drop it at citizens bay all you're happy with that hugo wow perfect i appreciate that this is going to be amazing i've worked my whole life to watch someone drop an anchor i'm really taken aback but i'm also really excited about anchoring i want to be captain of a vessel so you know it's like great to be given freedom to actually dropped the anchor. So Captain Kerry is pulling a Captain Sandy where she's like, you know what? I want to watch someone grow.

Push that button. Push it again. I'm your mentor. That's right. You want to sit on my lap? You want to sit on my lap and hold the wheel? Okay, let's do it. So Anthony and Fraser are in the galley.

And Fraser is like, um, chef, dinner service on the last night. I think it needs to be at 7 o'clock latest because I'm trying to organize fireworks to go off in the middle of your dinner. So how long do you need? um three or four hours so okay and if you do lunch at one at the beach you could be back in your gallery by two o'clock and i was also thinking that maybe you could do lunch on the beach and be back by six o'clock and have your eight course meal ready by seven o'clock is that okay he's like oh fog just tell him no tell him no tell him you need something simpler for the beach then if

you want that because that's crazy like having to make lunch then take it to the beach then cook live at the beach, then go back, no break, and go straight into an eight-course dinner. That's too much. They're trying to break the chef. Yeah. Is there a world in which Anthony could maybe do some of the prep the night before, though, for this eight-course meal?

Like, that might help a bit, right? Like, do some of the sauces or some of the cold items? Well, I mean, a lot of it, he's very practiced. He whips out the lava cake again. So, which I think was still solid on the inside. But so then, Dama and Barbara, or

laundry and um they're talking about her and jess and she's like i don't know it is what it is and he's like but if you were on the same boat she goes but it's not the case where i'm not on the same boat he's like but if you were all the same boat would you be married she's like why would i why would i think about things that could happen if they're not going to happen i don't understand this i don't understand any of this please leave me alone please take your dreams and ambitions and take them somewhere else i'm trying to do laundry shoes here comes one right now so the guests arrive the girl's trip and Fraser gives them the tour and everything and then it's time to lift the

anchor and the anchors are in the pocket with consequences and then the landlines and then there's a bridge and med mooring themselves and they get out they get out of the same parts And they did a great job. Great job. I love Anthony coming out and talking to them. He's like, oh, well, we have some restrictions on you, but don't worry, ladies. I'm here to take care of you, okay? Anna doesn't eat tomato.

And she's like, yeah, no tomatoes. Okay, no tomato for you. Yeah. I'm Tara, and I just want to go on the record. I'm not really gluten-free. I don't have an allergy. It's just a sensitivity. So don't go crazy with that.

Now, chewy meat, watch your ass. Okay, chewy meat, you will fucking die. But, you know, everything else is fine, except celery. Not celery either. Alfredo sauce, huge no, no, Anthony. Okay, no pressure. No pressure. It's not an allergy or sensitivity.

It's just a way of life. So we're very anti-Alfredo here. And no beats. No beats or Alfredo together. Okay, thanks. No mirroix. So celery and carrots out. Okay, no onions.

Plates, I actually don't like my food served on plates or bowls. So maybe a napkin. Anything that's good for a napkin. I would really enjoy. Thank you so much. Don't worry about me, though. You know what I'd love? I would love if you could get a giraffe on the board and I could just eat it while it's alive, slice by slice.

Could you do that? But no salt and no gluten. Okay. Get a giraffe, a gluten-free giraffe with no Alfredo sauce or beets. I don't even want it to have eaten beets before. Don't cook it. It gets chewy. So then Kyle is like, what thing we will not stand for is chewy giraffe meat.

No, no, we just won't do that. It's just a sensitive. Get a thin giraffe. I want a thin giraffe. So, Kyle is like, So, what do we think of the ladies on board, Demo? It's like, oh, it looks like they might need a couple of rods on a jet ski and more rot. These guys are very horned up.

They're hot for these single ladies. And then we have Deb who's like, well, so Fraser, there's four girls in our family. And then it's the friends. So, you know, for team fire and ice, we're going to do all the sisters are the ice, because they're all bitches. and then the friends are fire because they're hot slots. Okay, so just make the teams that for when we do that. Yeah, the sisters are ice because we're not nice to strangers.

And then the friends are fire because they're always trying to break sisters up, am I right? So fuck those bitches, okay? Serve them all Alfredo. Gluteness Alfredo. Hot Alfredo. Sizzling hot Alfredo. No, Kyle and Salane are making out in their little smoking spot. And Hugo is taking pictures as evidence.

He's like, oh, yeah, I guess that's the smoking makeout section. Hey, guys, did you hear I'm going to drop an anchor later? Pretty huge day for me. Pretty huge. Then Anthony is, he's struggling in the, in the galley. He's like, I won't give them as many options, but like chicken and beef and like making simple food fancy. It's like possible.

And then everyone sits down for lunch and one of the guests is like, Rainbow, give us the scoop on everybody. There's three single ladies. So who is single? Come on, Rainbow. Tell us everything. We can tell you're the popular girl on this boat. Everyone loves talking to Rainbow.

Again, give us the dish, Rainbow. What kind of question is that you're not fucking anybody on this boat, lady? Okay? You are the customers. You don't get to just walk into the place and ask you you can start fucking. What's wrong with you? No, Deb. Yeah.

Sit your ass down. Rambo's like, well, we actually have a fully single crew. Not many of them would last on a tiny island in Holland. I'll tell you that much. But they are horny as fuck. So go ahead. Go to town. And Bachelor number one, it's Demo.

And they're like, oh, my God. Ah, woo, woo, do, woo, demo, woo. You know, this crew is sad when they're wooing Demo like that. That leathery, highlighted, you know, wean are out. purve they're like yes damo you won't eat gluten but you'll fuck damo okay i'm taking none of you seriously he is the alfredo sauce of humans so damo nothing says yeast like damo so they asked damo where he's from he's like i'm actually from pith australia well i'll be from wherever you want me to be and she's like oh well you know i studied at university in new south wales he's like oh no what you know what i'm sorry i

in the South, so let's get that confused. And then one lady goes, well, I studied abroad. This is Brian, by the way, I don't eat beats. I studied abroad. It was a long time ago since you, and I'm just entering this into evidence since you say you're from a foreign country. I just want to say that I studied abroad, just in general. I just studied outside of America.

So I think that makes me also a great connection for you. So maybe even a little bit better than New South Wales because it's a little bit of a broader category. I just studied abroad. So I don't know. Well, you know, I'm a world person. I'm studying abroad right now because I'm reading a book and we're abroad. So basically I'm the most fuckable one here. I'm like, no, you're not.

I was actually abroad. And I was abroad. Who was studying abroad? I got two broads in there. So I'm pretty much better than a brain. Bryn's a slut. Okay, Bryn is definitely the fire trying to melt the ice. All right, girls.

Hi, it's Deb here. I just want to say that in college, I did a study abroad program and I was living right next door to Damos. I'm just, my proximity kind of beats all of you guys. So I'm just going to put that out there. Demmo, you hear that part. And Damo's like, wow, couldn't have been that long ago. What was it?

Two years ago, you're a spring chicken. They're like, oh, my God, Demo. Demo. Instagram all time. Don't, don't, don't, done. Growing up, I always had my sister's friends around. And they were always saying, Damo, if you were only 10 years older. Well, look at you.

Now you look 10 years older. Were they witches? The full sentence, because I think they cursed you. The full sentence was, Damo, if only you were 10 years older, we would really be able to get the maximum use out of our moisturizer on your face. Demo, if only you were 10 years older,

we could try you as an adult for all the grabbing you do during our slumber parties. You fucking purve. Now, go put on some pants. If only you were 10 years older, you could be in the before column of the La Roche Pose commercial. So.

For a young age, I was always flirting up my first time with older women. I went as a junior counselor to Brazil and fell in love with the staff member on my camp. It was six months. I mean, I was 16. She was 21. 16 year old, Dame Ozygos, like, oh, yeah, pumped up the wazoo. A 21-year-old was fucking a 16-year-old. What was the name of this camp, sir?

Could you please? Can you please give me the name of this camp? Because I'm calling the Poe Pows. It was called Brazilian Star Trek. I bear you do that to Barbara. She's like, oh, I will never wear this vest again. Thank you. I know.

She's like, yeah, she gave me a vist. You have to be hooked up. By the way, I'm still actually kind of like a little fixated, just going back a second ago to what we already talked about. But like, I really am am amused by this girl, Brianne, Brianne, who, like, after, when Damo says that he's from Australia, and then Aaron says, I studied at a university in New South Wales, I just, the fact that Brienne tries to get in on it by saying, I just studied abroad, like, that's a very common thing that a lot of people do.

I, unfortunately, did not get to do it, which is my own fault, but, like, to be like, well, I studied abroad. Like, no, Brienne, you haven't, that you don't get to jump into the flirtation because you've studied abroad. You need to have an Australian specific anecdote to go along with it. There's no fun connection. There's no sense of kismet just because you left the country once. She's like, well, Deb

likes blue cheese and olives. Also, I just want to point out that new set... Abroad, though, abroad. By the way, for the record, New South Wales is on the entire other side of the continent from Perth. It's like saying, like, oh, where are you from California? Oh, really? You know, I went to school. I went to,

I spent like two months in Maine once. like oh okay great thank you also trying to impress demo on where you studied is hilarious because damo's a ding bat like he doesn't yeah yeah exactly it's like why would you do they so um now damo is talking to hugo and he's saying these guests are so spicy oh these guests are spicy well you know the rules don't get caught that's the rule now because it's you if it's kyle the rule is um you're a damn alcoholic let's get him fired but for you So the guests are laying out And hatching plans on had to snag one of these eligible bachelors

Yes And Kerr is like Jess, Jess, yes, just radio, okay, radio Jess, are you on the bow? Are you on the bow? Yes, I'm on. I am. Radio is on. Ready for you, Captain. Radio release, one, one shot, one shot,

What a consequence is going into the water? I've dropped the consequences. Three shackles on the consequence. Fantastic. Let's put the ball up. You really nailed it this time. Now, I'll just, Jess, just, please come to the bridge. Hello, Captain.

What can I do for you? I just wanted you to know, people could have died, but they didn't. So we live another day. All right, go back and get ready for Happy Bay, where people might die horrendously. So then, meanwhile, Jess calls her friend and tells her about Barbara, and no one cares. And then Anthony is getting ready for dinner, and he's like, oh, hey, tonight I'm going to make something. as pinkas, most of all. And Viz's like,

can you focus on flavor and sense over color? Color is not important because everything I'm doing on the table is pink and your food just needs to be good and not pink also because I've got the pink cover.

And so Fraser was saying how Anthony is feeling the pressure because we're so close to the end and he wants to do himself proud and that day at all, but he's not, Fraser's going to make sure that the one thing that Anthony will not do

is fail. He will not let it happen. even though he will add a ridiculous time constraint Exactly Fraser's like yeah One thing I've got is the chef's back He will not fail I will be here telling him

Stop worrying about color Get your food out faster At a course Do it before fireworks Go to the beach Cook some chicken Get back in time To do this all before fireworks

Everything's ruined God I love me Do such great there So So Rainbow's happy because so-so is on her shit today. She's actually, like, focused. So Rainbow is a happy Rainbow today, which is nice.

Yeah, you need to keep people like Celine miserable. That's how they work the best, you know? That's true. The only time she works really well is when she's very sad. So just keep her miserable, Rainbow. So, uh, Damo is talking to the ladies. He's like, hello, ladies. It's me, Dimo.

Who wants to write a banana? Oh, I've written a banana abroad. Yeah, I wrote a banana. um close to australia or ireland are you from one of those places i forgot where you're from but yeah i once had a banana rider i once had a pineapple in japan so i think that's you know they qualify okay brian okay brian ryan's trying it poor brian hey do you have any gluten for brian to ride just kidding ryan i wouldn't want to read so um then this girl michel says well if you guys If you guys drive, you guys have to be shirtless.

So then they like radio captain be like, is that okay? And he's like, whatever the guests want. That's what they get. It's not called happy babe for nothing. All right, take off the shirts on magical mics. Magicalist mics. I'm looking for the, I'm loving the energy of these girls. They're flirty.

They're fun. I don't see him crossing the line. I mean, has anybody grabbed someone's winner and stuck it inside him yet? No, big inch. They haven't. All right. Now, if I didn't have a dad bod, my shit would be off too. Trust me on that. Sir, we have seen you shirtless. And if that's a dad bod, sign me up. Okay? That is a goal, sir. Hand it over. Hand it over. So now it's the bananas, fun times. And now it's time for the guests to get ready for dinner.

And then Damo and Hugo and Kyle are all checking out all the guest picks. And everyone's like changing their outfits and everything. And Fraser has an announcement, which to us, He says, today's theme is all dialed up. This is all about femininity. It's fun. It's bubbly. My tits are bouncing, which is a good reminder that I need to stop eating for the next week. I'm hideous. Hideously fat.

Today's theme is hideously fat. I'm sorry, that's personal. Dulled up, I suppose. Today's theme is all donated up. I'm sorry, that's me in a mirror. My tits are bouncing. They need to be still. there can't be nothing but still.

So I'd like to give myself credit for doing a good job as the first obese chiefs do. Blowback. So one guest is like, so what was your favorite part of the day? The other one saying, Jet skiing with Hugo. I felt like I was holding on to a big bottle of Alfredo sauce.

Sorry, Deb. Sorry. and mean to mention the A word. You guys, you want to watch a demo's game? Let's watch Damos game with women. So he's flirting with Celine. And Celine's like, can I offer you some chocolate? Do you want some Nutella inside?

And he goes, you know I want more than Nutella inside. Okay, well, good job. I can see why you're not getting laid on this boat, sir. So then we go to Anthony. He's freaking out. And he's prepping dinner. And he's like, tomorrow's going to be crazy. So many courses.

Tonight doesn't make sense to the crazy menu. You know, I feel these women. They're pretty, but damn. They eat like goddamn kids. Like maybe I should make minus old chicken nuggets for these ladies. Mine is all chicken nuggets. By the way, I would not be opposed to receiving some chicken nuggets. Like, chicken nuggets are delicious.

I will take some dinosaur chicken nuggets for a little snack. Absolutely. Give me a nice dipping sauce. I'm not opposed. Just saying that right now. Well, you're no dab. That's for sure. Sure. That's true. So, and then Anthony says, so we need to know what Tara's having because it's no carrots for, no carrots for Tara. Oh, God, good old, you know the reason why Tara doesn't like carrots is because she probably was called a carrot in middle school. I just have this feeling. I don't even remember what Tara looks like, but I'm just sensing they'd be like, Tara, more like carrot. If you had a seed of the end of Tara's name and then spell it backward, you know what spells? Carrot. So she's, like, traumatized

for life. It's like the least creative bullies ever. They're like, Tara. What can we call Tara? Scarea? No, no. Carrot. Carats have that. All right. Her name is sort of spelled like Carrot kind of backward. So let's call her carrot.

Because, you know, kids do that shit all the time. You know, they'd come up with some weird thing, but they're just like plagued someone. Like, Carrie, Carat. Carat, Tara. Kara, Kara, Kara, Tara, what's Tara doing? She's part of a cruditate plate. Stupid Tara, Kara. Tara's like the only way I got past the trauma of being called carrot

was to woo at a lot of things and refuse to eat off right now. I just did it. I'm feeling better. I do feel better now. I do feel like Brian studied abroad. Whoa, whoa. I'm feeling that. That felt better.

I did. Fucking brain. I was about to make my little anecdote about the time. that I watched Priscilla Queen of the Desert which took place in Australia and then she comes in with I was studied abroad and now what do I have I have nothing I can't even flirt with demo anymore cock and a frog and a rock god he didn't get that one oh god I've never been to me oh god oh my good material guys what are these sexy single ladies talking about let's find out so one of them's like you guys marriage is not like the be all end all okay and Michelle says oh no I agree

At least 30% of my couples are miserable. Last week I had a couple that was, I was finalizing with them, and their wedding is in like two months. And they fought the entire time. And she's laying him out the entire time. And I'm like, you know what? This is why I'm single. This is why you're not going to be a marriage counselor for long. I don't think you're allowed to do.

Is she a counselor? What is she? I don't know what she is. It sounds like she's an aspiring e-card writer. Remember those e-cards that were always like, he said, I want my pork chops. And I said, I want my divorce. And it's always like a lady's smiling. I feel like this is what this lady is doing, Michelle, you know?

Yeah. This is why I'm single. That's funny you say that I just got an ad for e-cards served to me. And it was like, these are great e-cards. And one of them said, stop waiting till you die. Tell everyone to fuck off right now. And I was like, I miss e-cards. I miss them.

So is that like retro 50s lady like a housewife? Yeah. That's one of the like 50s lady. One o'clock. She's on a phone with a cord. Yeah, exactly. Till death do us, wait. I'm waiting for it.

Waiting for it. So she's bitching about marriage to probably all the married ladies. They're like, yeah, Michelle, marriage isn't everything. We know. We know. We're all miserable, right girls? Well, I mean, Brian literally, yes. But everyone else you're miserable.

Right, yeah, we all hate being married, Michelle. It's not, you're made the right choice, Michelle. Well, guess what? These ladies paid to be on a super yacht, and now they're going to get some real fancy food, specifically chicken pie art with red wine sauce and garlic mashed potatoes. Congratulations on a very basic nice meal. It's just basically like a fried chicken cutlet with some potatoes on the side.

Yeah, I like that he joked about chicken nuggets, but then made them a big chicken maggot ultimately. That's basically what he did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what is the plan for this evening, ladies? and I plan on sitting around and waiting for more pounds to just be added to me from breathing air.

How about you? Oh, well, we hope the sexy men are going to put on a fashion show for us, for a single ladies, marriage overrated. Am I right? So, yeah. So now we have to suffer through another school play put on by the below deck crew, which is just people dressing in pink and posing a lot, like they're in a fashion show,

which I don't really understand. But first we get dessert served, which is a lava cake, but this time it sprayed with pink glitter. So bank. Disgusting. Nailed it. So now it's 1015 and now sexy deck crew fashion show that come out.

And Hugo is like dancing and they're all loving it. And he's just having a great time and hamming it up. And then the one the guest goes, All right, all right. Who's hot? Who's not everyone? Damo, he's my future ex-fiancee. I studied abroad.

Oh, wait. One more time, ladies, for the boys. Woo! Woo! So then Saline and Rainbow are laughing that they're getting along so well. They can't believe that. You know, Rainbow's like, I'm so proud of myself. I did not fight with Saline.

I did not fight with Rainbow. She's like, yeah, I'm proud. really am bro okay i'm really really proud of you bro okay let's go get a good night's bro sleep okay so now it's the next day and uh carry uh you know he well actually what one thing that happened in the middle of this is that carry went up to the log book in the middle of the night he was sort of like in his boxes he was out of he was out of uniform and he just saw it you know what i'm gonna do you're gonna look at that log book and he looked and no one had checked in on the because they were all doing sexy fashion show.

So now it's the next morning. And Kerry is like, Hugo, Hugo, can you please come to the bridge, mate? He's like, all right. All right. So last night, I came up here to check on things before I went down. And it had been, I think, at least two hours since an entry was made in the logbook.

That's two and a half hours that the position of the vessel wasn't checked. And what was the reason that it wasn't done? Because we could have crashed right into Happy Bay. Tell me why, Hugo. He's like, well, I mean, hours were weird. And then the whole dress-up thing, I mean, God, did you hear about how I grew up? It was horrible.

And it just slipped. I forgot. Instagram wall. Instagram wall. Please, someone. Please someone help me here. Please let me talk about growing up in Portchester, New York. So then Kerry is like, well, if something did happen, if a link did break and we ended up on

those rocks down there, or ended up on another yacht and the investigation's coming and check the logbook, I'm the asshole. So expect more than that from you. Ty. Um, yeah, big logbook moment. God, the season's almost over. It's getting, they're really ratcheting it up. Really ratcheting it up now.

Guys, tune in to find out who didn't sign into the logbook. So he goes like, well, fuck my life. I just wish I could get sucked straight into the ground right now. Did somebody say they wish they could get sucked? Okay, Deb, you know what? You need to go back to your drink too much. I got sucked abroad one time. All right.

Dad, calm it down. Okay. So Hugo's like, oh, God, fuck me. So then Hugo's like, sorry, it won't happen again for sure. Um, yeah, Jen, Jen is your boyfriend. And I guess they like Fraser now. Oh, no, it's Kyle. So Kyle comes out, but Kyle's not allowed to fuck the guests,

which he is taken to me and he can't go within 30 feet of the guests. Like he's on some kind of a list and their public schools. So he's, like, standing all the way back to the end of the deck. He's like, hello, that lady is. I'm hi, Kyle. You want to come over here? No, I'd love to, but I can't really. I've got things to do over here.

But good to see you're looking good. I think you're looking good. You're pretty far away from me. But I think you're looking pretty good. God, my wiener's trying to get over there. He's trying to walk all the way over there. Then, God, my wiener doesn't have legs. Yeah, I don't get the Kyle thing.

I mean, he looks like he just woke up in a dumpster. But they're like, oh, my God. future boyfriend over there, right? So then Fraser checks in with Anthony and, uh, with everything going on for today. And then Kerry is like, all right. I don't mind, guys, I don't mind if you keep shirts off on the beach. I'm sure there'll be a request for it. So get those shirts off. And Damasker, these guests want body shots. If I just start spitting out the lime when they go to take it, I'm just necking them all. Do you think that's kosher? No. We haven't got disgusting we haven't got lime and by the way i broke up with my boyfriend for you so i mean

body shot would be nice i'm just putting that out waiting waiting to cash in line thank you so now everybody goes to the picnic they get some chicken and beef sliders it's super exciting and anthony's starting to stress about dinner okay so he's in the he's back at the galley and he's like okay what like what rainbow rainbow what is time for dinner she's like um yeah um two uh it's it's coming up it's at eight and he's like literally impossible two hours to make a cost dinner so we got to change the plans or we do the less course i mean at one point i'm not magician rainbow okay at one point i mean we set up for success for dinner or we go down what would you like rainbow she's like yeah that's not really my decision so i'm gonna send a histrionic text to fraser about it okay i start to realize i'm supposed to do

eight cost in our restriction plus fire and ice and we have to do firework right after that and timing situation again Anthony against time is the story of my life Instagram wall the time I learned how to read a clock it was very exciting time for me but also at the same time the clock said you're stupid so I stopped reading the clock now it's me against time all the time story weimba I'm not Mary Poppins what the fuck does that have to do Mary Poppins I love when Mary Poppins made that a course meal in like two seconds she's like okay I can't make any decisions like that I can't help you with this, but again, Fraser, I'll have to move his ass on the galley. So she's like, um, Fraser, you should come to galley. The chef is starting to lose it. Again, this is definitely a moment where you've got to think like, I mean, I guess they want to have the fireworks going off during dessert. But at this point, just say, you know what?

The fireworks are just going to go off in between the courses and it's fine. And then the meal will continue because it's too much. It's too much. You should, you should be able to be given more time to do a proper eight course meal. Yeah. also it's funny that people are still so impressed by fireworks yeah yeah I think when do they just become boring you know I think fireworks kind of became boring when they became screensavers I think that was it for fireworks I like fireworks but I don't love them like I've never sad

when I miss the fireworks it's on July 4th it's like fine I get it like whatever yeah like how can you see this year I got to go up to the roof and I watch them because you could see them kind of all all over the city and I was like wow little firework well i climbed up to the roof for this i guess i'll stay that's yep that's what look wait hold on it's a firework that was another fireworks uh fireworks are over i'm sicky fireworks find some new tricks yeah yeah sorry katy perry but fireworks are done so we uh now it's time to go to simpson bay they keep on going to so many different bays this episode this one this bay is known for being really obnoxious and you have to do a polygraph as soon as

you arrive so good luck with that everyone enjoy the simpson bay um this bay thing's tuna fish is chicken um so then carrie's like all right all right you go you go get up here it's a huge moment for you all right here's what we're going to do we're going to do the the dark thing all right do it do it you can do it you can do two shackles two shackles You got it, you got it, two seconds, five minutes. Robles are going to lie. The dolphin's about to crash into a person. Oh my God, the lion's about to climb a mountain about Freed out.

Everything is going to know. We're dying. You did it. Good job. You did it. Good job. Good job. All right.

Put the button and the ankle went down. Congratulations. It's like, well, that's great. So now it's 90 minutes until dinner. And Fraser's like, hey, say, babe. Have you got plans, babe? Rainbow's like, well, we'll see what comes. I've been putting up flyers all over, St.

I'm trying to see if anyone wants to go, you know, fist to fist in a small island somewhere. No takers just yet, but hoping for the best. Okay, well, we haven't got long, so, whatever you plan to do after this charter. You know, no one really cares. So then Anthony is freaking out. He's like, do we know where the fuck fairs and I have eight calls in an hour and a half?

I need the instruction. I mean, I need to know what's going on because we are talking about the big night, right? Like, I mean, nothing, it's going, no one gives a fucking shit about what we're going to do here i mean i don't give a fucking shit too so i don't know where's a tea towel i need to throw a tea towel at the refrigerator this is it's coming to that and he's doing this to slain and saying it's like i go for eight explain yourself oh well i'm going to stop anyway good luck good luck okay good luck for the other one she's like she doesn't care what is what do you not understand anthony you have an eight

course meal that you're going to start serving at seven yeah are they got a lot to speak French to each other. I was actually frustrated that he had to speak. He was so angry right now and you know he just wanted to have a big French rant. And I felt like he was forced to do this rant in English. I'm like, just speaking French and I've been waiting all season for him. They need to speak in French together more. Like I need to hear the French. I need to hear. I'll read the subtitles. I don't care. Give us the French. So Fraser finally comes down. And Anthony is like, bro, I'm not happy, I'm not happy. Everybody is flying around. Why? It is supposed to be biggest. like, David, we have dinner on an hour and I'm in this fucking eight-course dinner and everybody give a shit about nothing and it's supposed to be right now. Are we supposed to be us all together and show all the unique experience? What is your, what are you talking about? Make your food. You're the only person in control of the food. Or are you bitching about the table? Are you bitching about their outfits? Shut up, Anthony. Cook your food. Yeah. I'm sorry to get the sense

that like, did he just not sit down and like write up a game plan last night to be like, okay, this is what I want to make. These are the things like, you know, like he's, he's losing his mind. I understand why he's losing his mind, but he's also losing his mind in a way where it seems like he doesn't even know what to do. It's like, why did you not like sit down with a notepad and just like come up with a game plan and come up with an idea of like cook this first and this, then this, then this. Yeah, I don't think he had a game plan.

Because wasn't it the same day that he's like, I'll make pink things. And Fraser's like, we don't need to make pink things. Like, what are you talking about? So I don't think he has a plan. And I think he's just causing drama So that if something goes wrong You can be like, oh, because no one took seriously, you know And I was saying all day

I want people to take seriously, so Yeah, I don't know I don't know what's going on with him But he's losing his mind And Frayette's like, okay, stop complaining Let's just do this, Jesus And now Salain is talking to Kyle And she's like, well, do you sleep tonight?

And he's like, well, do you sleep tonight? He's like, in your bed? And he's like, oh, yeah, I mean, usually I'm tired of night I sleep in my bed, but, you know, there's an invitation. I wouldn't say no to it. She's like, oh, yeah, no, because who's saying no is very impolite, so I don't really want to be unbalanced,

because they basically want to have sex tonight. Yeah, they're doing their, like, awkward flirting. I wouldn't say no to an invitation. Ah, saying that the invitation is words, no. So then, um, Fraser, you know, it's like dinner. The captain's going to join for dinner. 7.15 at the latest, at the latest. But it kind of all relies on chef now

And he's under a lot of pressure So, and now we see 30 minutes until dinner And Anthony's like Oh, I plan for my head I want to make something unforgettable Oh, I don't know if I could do plan It's my last dinner I have to live like legends

So the theme today, ice fire I got to match everything I got to come up with something crazy I have to do nothing for nothing I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked You're actually like Considering that like the theme is fire and ice

The ice stuff means that you have the liberty to make a whole bunch of cold dishes, which you could have made the night before. Just going to put that out there. So Fraser is like, he's going to be in a state tonight. I wish we had more time. By the way, I've added in a second fireworks display that's going to go off at 7.30. So we really have to have that egg-course dinner done by then. Is that a problem?

I'm not Octopus. I'm not fucking Mary Poppin. Fuck me. Seven o'clock for fucking eight-coast dinner. Go fuck yourself. You know what? There's no more fire. No more ice.

I don't want to do goddamn thing. The fire and ice. have left the building, no more. Now you're all just getting a series of chicken McNuggets and various dipping sauces. Congratulations. Oh, Anthony. That's it. What episode left

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