Watch What Crappens - #2999 RHOM S7E15: Ships and Giggles

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

The Real Housewives of Miami finish up their trip on a high note, but the tides start to turn on Marysol after Alexia throws her under the boat in a steam room covered in mud.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Honestly, wow. Welcome. Welcome, welcome. Ronnie, how are you doing today? Great. You know, I love a Monday. I love a Monday, too. Also, I have to say I had a real rush when this episode ended of Miami because I thought for sure, with all the talk about this Christmas party at the Shoma Bazaar, I was like, okay, I'm ready for it for them to say next week on the season finale, but they didn't say it.

I was like, we still have another episode. I don't know how long this season is, but I was actually a little shocked that the season finale was not announced for next week. Yeah, nice. Get more Miami in our lives, never hurt anybody. That's for sure. Yeah. And actually, I mean. You want to get to the reunion, though, because I want to know what this big historic moment the reunion is.

It's going to be stupid. Can you tell me more about this? What have you heard so far? Because I heard that something happens. He did an interview and she was saying, oh, the reunion, something huge happens. It's never happened. A huge bomb has dropped. It's going to be crazy.

And everybody's like, oh, my God. Yeah, the reunion's nuts. And no one's going to believe. it's a historic the first time this has ever happened at a reunion. So people are trying to figure out what it is. My guess was that Stephanie quits because she had some post after the reunion that, I don't know, seemed like that. But it's not really my idea.

I'd like saw something like that on Reddit and was like, maybe that's what happened. But I don't know because now that I'm watching it, I don't think Stephanie's going to quit. No, maybe Andy is like, you know what? I've had enough. We're done. We're ending the reunion right now.

And he just leaves himself. I can see that. It's like, I'm out of here. He just drops the mic. I'm out. Fuck you guys. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Miami reunions have been rough for him ever since the very first one.

I will never forget that first one when they had them lined up in the clubhouse. And those women were like, we were going to get a season two. And they squabbled. And it was mainly Adriana. And it was, it was such a pile on. It was crazy. And they've been doing it ever since the Miami reunions are, they require a certain amount of patience as a host. So I'm going to say my, I'm going to.

predict that Andy finally says, you know what? We're ending this reunion early. I'm going up to say. I'm out of here. I'm a dad now. Okay. So, episode 15 of season seven, birthdays, blues crews. So Kiki meets with Julia and Julia's, I don't know, getting crazy hair done.

And Kiki's like, oh, my God, I party so hard. Who's coming to this? All of us? She's like, oh, some girls, we have a workout today. Aerobics. Yes, there's aerobics day for some girls. Yeah. It's going to be like a 70s, 80s thing.

I just want to point out that Julia winds up getting essentially like partial cornrows, which is like what every girl in my middle school would do. They like went down to the Caribbean for spring break. I come back with the cornrows and Julia is like, I am of a certain age and I will still do it as well. Hey, good for you. And then we go to Larsa with Stephanie and they're dressed in their 80s leg warmers, outfits.

They're doing aerobics today, you guys. So they go check it out, and it's this big, crazy, like, dance room, like a party room. Not a party room, but like a club, you know, like an Eagles club. Yeah. Yeah. And it's the, it's VHS aerobics. Okay. And so a guy comes down, he's like, we are doing aerobics today, Queens, icons.

Yes, yes, Queens, yes, that ball change, bitch. Oh, my God, look at this. They got shakeweights. I mean, imagine this doesn't reminds me of Steve. This reminds me of Steve when he sees a bird out the window. Wow, he just starts to pulse him like this. He's a crazy guy, right? Anyone want to cocky?

Anyone? I mean, what even are these things? They look perverse. What are you saying? They look like a penis or something? No, they look like weights. Penises aren't perverse. Working out as.

So Larson's like, oh, my God, you could like this look like. Like, look, look. Oh, my God. Can someone film this? I need it for content. It's like a shake, weight, shaking, like, oh, my God. But why is it jingling? It's like, because that's what they're supposed to do, Marisol. Okay, well, I'm leading aerobics today, whether I like it or not.

I don't want Dick to get mad at me if I lead a bad aerobics class. Am I right? Dick, remember Richard Branson? dick because it's like dick. Here's my thing. I like to say the word dick a lot, but then when I see something that's actually undulating, I'm like, oh my God, this is perverted. I don't know. So am I a prude or am I sassy? I can't tell. And then Gertie comes in way too excited as usual. It's like, oh my God, look at this. This is aerobics. We're going to do aerobics today. This is crazy. This is absolutely nothing. Look at my wig. Look at this week.

It's like flash dance. We're going to do flash dance or like Gertie dance. That's what I call it. Gurdy dance. Rebrand, rebrand. Let's do it. DJ, give me a beat. Oh, Gertie. Gertie. Good. Good. Good. So they're all dancing. They're doing all this. And then it's like we get like some bits of like the 80s. What do we think about the 80s? And it's funny because they everyone's reminiscing about the 80s. And we're seeing all of them with photos from the 80s. You know, Gertie. We see Gertie's photos from the 80s that are so cute. And I just love that everyone gives a photo from the 80s except for Marisol. Marisol is just like a picture of her from like 10 years ago. but at an 80s party. No, I was going to say, Marisol's always looked like this. I think it was not from the 80s. It could have. I assumed.

I felt like it was just her dressed up for the age. I don't think it was actually Marisol in the 80s. No, I was wondering about that picture. And Alexi is like, oh, in the 80s, Miami was Caliente. I was dating a cocaine cowboy, and I didn't even know that he was a cocaine cowboy. It was crazy. Oh, okay. These are crazy.

I had no idea. Yeah, that's crazy. And also then for Larsa, we don't even see a picture of Larsa. Instead, we see a picture of John Bon Jovi. Because she's like, I'm not going to show a picture of my old face like. So you have to look at John Bon Jovi instead. I was like obsessed with John Bon Jovi like. They're like, well, that doesn't seem like your type, Larsa.

And she's like, yeah, he's definitely in my type back then like. Yeah. Yeah, I don't believe it. But Larsa seems to be dating a new man. I saw her holding hands with a guy. And then I looked him up. And he went to Columbia University. I just was like

I just wasn't trying to imagine what those conversations were like. I just can't imagine Larsa and this guy having much. Who is it? He's like a guy who I think he's like a basketball player. But I don't think he's in the NBA.

But he's just some guy. It's like John something or another. I'm looking at Larsa's boyfriend. Larson's boyfriend. Former pro basketball player, Jeff Kobe. Jeff Kobe. like John something another. John Bon Jovi. His name is John Bon Jovi. You've ever ever seen before? Yeah like I'm not you really into him like um so then sorry now I'm looking at now I'm looking at stupid Jeff Kobe. Okay so then we get to

Mary Saul and she's like yeah believe it believe it or not in the 80s I worked out I was a teenager but I was always in the back because I didn't want anyone watching me like you know so And then Larsa's twerking, and there's no movement in that butt, which is really funny. She's going to look at zero. That butt does not move at all. Whatever she got put in there is extremely firm. It looked not unlike on below deck when they got too close to another bow and they have to drop a fender off the side. I was like, oh.

So then we heard just like more like 80s music and stuff. And Stephanie's like, in the 80s, I was like four. I was like in diapers. And Massoud, he was in college. That's funny, right? We all care about that. Everyone loves Massoud humor, right? We all care about him.

We all care about Missouri. Let's go to show him a bizarre. Gross. So then the instructor's like, okay, see, you all sailors, you did it. Even the heaving hag in the back. Hey, wait a minute. So he jump kicks, as he do.

And Mary Sills like, all right, ladies, excellent work. Wow, everybody did moiety in. I loved that. Oh, that's why I love. of the 80s. The 80s was the best time, man. God, who didn't love the 80s? I'm like raising my hand.

Like, gay people. Thanks, go. I personally. You did? Okay. Well, I mean, I was a closeted young child of the 80s, so it was a little bit of a different experience for me. But, uh, okay, I'll just move on from

that. So Gertie is like, I'm making it all dark. I know. I was like, I'm like, guys, The 80s was the darkest time in history. I loved it. So they're talking about dinner. Larsa and Lisa met or, you know, they had the two separate groups of dinner. So Larsus was good.

And Gertie's like, yeah, we were reflecting on things within the group, obviously. And you and Lisa, and I think that's a step forward. You know, the way that we talked about it is a step forward, even though you didn't talk about it, but we talked about it. But it felt like a good step. It was a good step. I had a good time. guess what everybody i've made up with larsa and lisa Lisa well how are you feeling about that situation

pips because we talked about it too was her like like what did she say like well i'll be i was going to be honest with her and told her like how much longer like we're going to do this okay because it's getting boring okay we have to season finale coming up we need to wrap this up it's getting stupid okay and you know you know it's kind of way too long it's way too long too much you know the thing that that I hate the most are storylines that go on too long. Oh, Todd. Todd.

God. All right. Can you do this, Larza? Because I feel like your wheels are spinning. I can just, looking at you, it's like waiting for an old-timey elevator. I'm just watching a needle pass random number. Are you here? Are you here?

It's like a spinning beach ball when my Mac is about to shut down. Are you here? Are you here? To be fair, your face does look like a Toyota Hubcap these days. so it's not hard to see the wheel. But, you know, say, please, explain yourself, Larsa. No, no, no, no, but like, like, I feel like, X, Y, Z, like, I feel like, like, I've been there. But, like, I'm saying, like, she really isn't a responsive friend, you know?

Like, she's not responsive. I'm like, hello? Like, I'm checking for, like, breath under her nose to make sure she's even breathing. It's, like, she doesn't respond. All right. We're going back to details again, Pips. Like, no details. Okay, who cares about details?

If we cared about details, well, then I'm sure Steve would, I don't know. I don't know what I'm trying to say. I was trying to form a joke there. But sometimes you just reach out and there's just nothing there. Okay, details. We don't like details. I'm friends with both of you. And I really believe that like both of you want to fix this.

I do. Even though both of you are like, I hate that bitch. And like, I think like you really like want to fix it. I get it. I do. I do. You know what? Lars and Lisa both have to shut up and like not talk about the past anymore.

They just have to say, you know what? I'm sorry. I was not sort of. I'm so sorry. I heard you. I want to fix this. But if they start talking about the past, like, they're just going to get into a fight again, you know? I just worry that you're not going to be able to help yourselves.

I mean, drop the fucking details, am I right? Right, Gertie? And she's like, mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yep. That gets a big Gertie knot. Totally.

Big Gertie knot. Big Gertie knot. So then on the outside, Kiki and Julia are lounging. And Kiki's like, oh, my God, my vagina needs some vitamin C. There's just breads her legs out. And Stephanie's like, oh, my God, howdy, that's a nice pose. That's what you call banter with new girlfriends. I'm learning.

My vagina need the light. So I'm giving it the light right now. So they're all saying hello and stuff. And Stephanie's like, oh, a waiter person. Is that a mimosa? Okay, so is that fresh squeezed? Yeah, because I'm allergic to the ones that are not. I break in the hives and I go like, well, must be fresh squeezed.

No one is, you are not. Shut up. The only people breaking out into hives are any, any server who has to serve you, Stephanie. Girl, they did not have time for this. They've got thousands of people to serve, ma'am. So the server just nods at her. She was, awesome. Thank you.

Great. God, I'm not going to have to have a poor person version of a mimosa. Thank the Lord. Although we call them Mishamah says. Thanks with a showma in there. Anyone? So now they're deciding that they need to do something. something for Adriana's birthday, even though she doesn't want it.

And Julie is like, well, I talk to her about birthday. She doesn't want to celebrate. And then Gertie and Adriana come over. And Gertie's like, oh, my God, this is so nice. Look at this, Stephanie. What are you, nautical Stephanie now? This is nautical Stephanie. I love nautical step.

Crazy times. Everyone's like, are we still doing the nautical Stephanie thing? Yes. By everyone I see the audience says that. So Adriana sits down. She's like, oh, I'm sitting down, old sad. Old sad sitting down. Like, okay.

She's very, very down in the dumps. Although, you know, what was shocking, what we find out later on, which I didn't realize that Adriana is turning 59 and like, holy smokes. That, I mean, if I could ever, if I could age as well as Adriana is aging, I would be a happy person. That she looks fantastic. Well, that's why it's confusing because, you know, I get the whole aging thing, especially for a beautiful woman, you know, like, I get it.

I totally do. But I'm also watching it like, you're fucking stunningly gorgeous. And I can only feel so bad for you because you still have like ultimate pretty privilege. Like I'm sitting over here like playing with my muffin top, like staring at you cry about. I can't. I can't with you. Get over it. You're gorgeous.

Stop it. So the Mary Sol comes over and saying, oh, what she comes. Oh, how does the workout? Oh, it was so fun. Alexia didn't even recognize me. It's crazy. Yeah, well, you know, Gertie's got rhythm. You know what?

She doesn't have a nickname for me. I've given a nickname to everyone except for Gertie. So let's join that for a second. I'm filled workshopping it. How about I call her Rhythmer? She's got rhythm. So, hey, Rithy, really. Is that going to catch on anyone?

Rithy? No, he's got riddy. Gerd. I think that's a disease. I'm not going to call her that. So then we go. to Lisa Lisa, Lisa

while everyone else is cheering, but Lisa is sitting by herself and texting on her phone and she's like, hey, Lhasa, can you meet me

by the bard? We should talc. You know where Larson is? You have like, you know, you have like an air tag on or normally. And Stephanie's like,

well, I mean, last I heard she was talking to Lisa, my God, should we check to see if anybody's floating overboard? Oh my God, can Larsa even swim?

Oh God, Larsa, float. Are you kidding me? Larza won't flown. Adriana chuckles in the side. She's like, okay, I have to love at that. So

they get their drinks and so Larsa and Lisa, so they get drinks and Lisa's got a bunch of drinks and she's like wait, like these are like yours like well I wanted to detox and retox so I got a green smoothie and then some wine. What do you want

for me? Oh my God, I don't know why I'm so nervous right now. I'm so nervous. Don't be nervous, like, relax, like. I'm not nervous. I just said, I don't know why I'm nervous, but I want to let you know. I'm not nervous, but I'm nervous. I just have anxiety. Okay, you know, I don't want this. I think it's terrible. I think it's gone too far. And I don't want to get to a point where there's absolutely no coming back, okay? Same like same. Yeah, well, I, I just I think we got to stop though. You got to stop. Okay. Okay. Like, I know like you were going through like a lot like, and I feel like you said like things to me like the like we're like,

know, like, they, like, hurt me to my, like, bone, like, like, honestly, like, and, like, I don't want to, like, go through all of it, like, but, like, I think you're saying that you know the paparazzi that I hired, like, that was, like, really crazy, because, like, I didn't, like, hire, like, paparad. That was, like, really crazy. So then we see three hours earlier. To move on, we just can't go back to talk about these things. Okay. You're sure you're not going to talk about the things? Okay. Okay. Let's go to three hours ahead. But, like, I'm talking about, like, the things like. So then they have this moment where like, like, Larissa takes off her sunglasses and then Lisa takes off her sunglasses.

They're like, they're going to look at each other eye to eye. This is like, how many times have we tried? We've been over this, over all the entire world talking about this, trying to fix this, literally the entire world. And we see Milan and Sevilla and Miami all the times they've talked about this. And then we come back here to the boat. And Lisa's like, look, I think for us to get so angry, it's because. There are a lot of feelings there. I don't want to ever say Jody's name again.

But like, you know we come as a pair. We've been together for one now. And I don't want you two to have a thing when we're all together. I hate it. All right. It makes him so stressed he almost opened his jaw. Yeah, like me too. Like, and like I don't want to make you sad like because that's not my like intent like

you know. And like I feel like we've been like friends for so long. And we've like had so many like good times like, oh my God, I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm sorry. But look, I don't want you to cry, like. So now they hug. And they decide their friends again.

Okay. And, like, I'm sorry to talk, like, about your boyfriend. But, like, I'll never, like, talk about him again, okay? Like, okay, I also want to apologize because I unfollowed you. So I'll go back on here and refollow. She's, you have followed me? Like, that is, like, devious. That's, like, that about, like, like.

Such a proud, like, like, just so you know, like, that was, like, braddish. You're such a proud. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Like, that is honestly, like, what a. always aspired to be not like the doll i mean like a brat oh oh yeah well sorry i'm following you now yeah but like if i knew that you weren't like following me like i would have taken like all your photos off too like and then like i've got like a lot of photos if you like so like that would

have been a lot of photos you're so funny so now we go back to everybody else and girls i rented all the spa the entire spa you can have whatever you want it's not dick all right Oh, guys, girls, Larsa just wrote back to my Shoma Vizar phone. Okay, guys, okay, ready? And I was like, boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. She goes, I made up with Lisa. I'm on the deck. Oh, wow.

Wow. Congratulations. That finally happened. My God, thank you, baby, Jesus. So now we can all have dinner together tonight. I like it. This is good. You know, I'm going to wear a red tonight because it's a scarlet night, girls.

Okay, well, now maybe that we need, now that everyone's getting up, maybe we need to touch base with Stephanie's situation. and you, Alexia, maybe you could fight. Oh, well, I feel like I always get blamed for everything. And it was really more Mary Soul that was so adamant about me not going. And you just let her off the hook. And Marisol's like, wait a minute. I'm sitting right here.

I'm sitting literally right here. I'm shaking with this accusation. Oh, wait, it's just one of those weights from the aerobics earlier. God, this thing is like a penis. Absolutely shaking. Hold on. I'm better. Okay, I'm better.

It really hurt me, Stephanie. Okay? And she's like, well, I was her too. And I think we should talk about it by ourselves. So she's like, me and Alexi about heads because we're both alphas. Listen, and for everyone to make up, we all come together. We're removing, I'm going to remove one piece of clothing for everyone who makes up. Julia's like, oh, you're going to be naked pretty soon.

I don't want to see your tints anymore, man. God, bra. Not enough. Teddy's. Oh my God. You know my tits are the best teeth you've seen. They're great, but I've seen enough of them. Show me your dick. I'm already showing you mine. We're on his boat right now. Hi, Dick. Hey, is Dick connected to any of these cameras here like the guy who owns all the cheesecake factory? You know, I hear the guy who owns a cheesecake factory, stares at those cameras in his underwear all day. It's like crazy. Hi, Dick, you and your tiny whitties. Excuse me. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Does anyone have a walker for the old lady? So Adriana, she just sadly leaves to go to the bathroom. And Julie's like, guys, since Adriana stepped out, maybe that's a moment we can talk about our birthday.

What are we going to do tonight? Should we make a cake that has her name written out in big letters and says all the old face over here and has an arrow pointing to her? Can we do that? Sure. we can get her a cake, hopefully made with Sinai or something like. Just remember yesterday she said nothing for birthday. Well, we have to do it. Whether she says she wants to or not, we're going to do it.

I love it. I love cakes. I love birthdays. I love Adriana. We're going to do it all. It's going to be crazy. People are going to be like, what did that lady have a birthday and get a cake? Wow.

That's nuts. That's nuts. Should we get her an old teen flavored one? What do you guys think? Ferritol? Let's go to the spa. So Marisol and Alexi arrive, and it's the redemption spa, okay? Only sinners around in here.

Yeah. So they go in this really, very large spa. And they're all, like, doing spa stuff and everything. It's like mud, like, it's organic mud, and everyone's relaxing, et cetera. What is non-organic mud? Is there non-organic mud? or mud is organic isn't it dirt and water like what the fuck can i get some fake mud sure there's some non-organic mud around here so then they're going to get some some beverage and marisol's

like well you know a similar drink to a screwdriver that you would like you know what you should get you guys should get a harvey wallbanger which then leads to like a five-minute bit about like who can say wallbanger wallbanger wallbanger warbanger I will say there was one time i went they'd have been. One time I went to a restaurant and I was like high reservation under Mandelker.

They go, Walbanger? I was like, no. And I thought that was like the funniest thing in the world when it happened. I was like,

they thought out my name was Wallbanger. Little did I realize I was setting up lore to tell a real house house was a Miami recap. Not life. Look what the world does.

Oh, the directions life can take you and it's a real wallbanger. A real wallbanger. I actually really enjoy. Royal Harvey Wallbanger, but you have to have a very specific, you think you have to have Galliano to make a good wallbanger. And who wants that old ball of Galliano around?

So the other girls come and Kiki's like, oh my God, I'm going into this tub. I'm going in, and it's a hundred degree tub. And so she's sitting in there. And then Stephanie comes, oh, look, it's Mighty Mouse. Hi, Mighty Mouse. Hey, Mouse. Hey, Mouse. I'm trying it all.

Hey, Mouse. My mouse. Mighty Mouse. Oh, Mighty. Hey, Mighty, Mighty. Mighty's here, girls. Look at Mighty. She's here. Mighty. Mighty Mouse. So then Kiki goes from the hot tub into the cold tab.

Oh my God. She's so brave. Let me tell you. That's crazy. Going from the hot to the cold like that. Oh, my God. What is she even doing over there? So Adriana comes. She's like, hello, ladies. It's me. Her pouting is so hilarious this episode. But also, I read that this happened right after. Bravo fat not bravo con obviously but like fan fest you know how they have those fan fest things and all the cast went and then they went straight from that to this so i'm wondering if something happened at fan fest that did upset her maybe maybe she had just found out that she won't be a full-time cast member or something as i was actually wondering we've got a new announcement at fan fest we're dumping adriana's like wait a minute but um yeah i wonder if she got like asked a nasty question or if they got into a fight there that she can't talk about because it's weird what did you do out there listener who was at fan fest you did something what did you do come tell us in

the comments it was to read somehow so uh they they so she's she's moping around you know and then larsa and lisa walk in holding hands they're like oh wow wow the band's all back together we got our two dumb dumb lead singers here too they're all hugging and larces like i feel so much better like like oh is it's like a heavy weight that's got what did you call me oh sorry i won't let me rephrase that hey just get a conkey step right over to mary soul's bar pimps oh god it's beautiful it's like a bride and groom walking it after their wedding my heart is melting my heart melted a long time ago who are we kidding my face is still on that's really all i ask for.

So now Alexia and Stephanie are going to go to the mudroom together for a talk. Yes. And meanwhile, Julia is massaging Mary Sol and Larzo's feet. And Julia's like, oh, I cannot believe. I am massaging the most famous feet in America. And after this, I go home and I massage the most famous hoof in America. Got. Got off.

And we see a flashback of Larza saying, there's this like guy who like was a correctional officer in Minnesota. and he was like, oh, like, there was, like, this fight in prison, like, and I felt so bad, like, that he, like, had such, like, a hard day, like it worked, like, that I started, like, sending him up a whole video. And, yeah, I paid my mortgage, so, like, yeah. Oh, God, not the toe squeeze. Oh, it's like little caton's licking my toes.

Oh, I love it so much. Which then made me think of serial mom with that dog looking at ladies' feet while she was watching Annie. So then, uh, Kiki. They're just talking about this. So now Gertie is, Adrian assist with Gertie. Grady's like, oh my God, I feel like I haven't had a spa day

like this in so long, like just to relax, you know? And one thing that we'd love to talk about when we are relaxing at a spa is going to therapy. God, couples therapy. I'm doing so much of it.

Now I've got to do my own therapy because I got trauma, trauma, I tell you, are you relaxing yet? Adrian, are you relaxing yet? Therapy, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma. Well, it's depression, but it's kind of like relax. Good, good.

I'm going to therapy. Oh, well, I'm glad I said by you. So then Gertie tells us that she's learned through therapy with Russell that she probably needs to go to solo therapy and work through a lot of her stuff. And so then she's scared to do it. But now let's go to the main event in the mud room. So Alexia comes in to Stephanie rubbing mud all over herself. She's like, is that organic, man?

I hope so. Okay. Alexia does not have her microphone on, which I'll never forgive her for because the entire scene, she sounds like this. Oh, well, you know, Peter. No, what I heard about,

it's like, oh my God, put your microphone on, Alexia. So Stephanie's like, I can't believe we're the ones that decide to do this. I guess we are someone alike. We're both alphas, right?

Yeah, I guess we'll do, you know? I'm glad that we get this time alone from their group from everyone's opinions because it's like a lot of opinions and we're alphas, right? Right, right? Yeah, for whatever reason, like we're always doing great and then like something happens. And in this case, the Sevilla trip, you really hurt me because I wasn't expecting that.

I wasn't expecting it. Well, I'm really glad that we're talking about this. Because what happened from my point of view as someone who works in business with 80 men all around them all the time, when I'd left that night at dinner, I was very upset and I got in the car. And the first thing I thought was, oh, I thought it would be Larsa who'd be coming to me. But it was Alexia Marisol who came with me. And I was like, oh, because they're my friends. I saw you as my friends. Okay.

And then we have a flashback. of me thinking you were friends. But then you showed me with actions that you were going to my safe space and I get up. You were going to be a safe space like the Shoma Bazaar. And I hear you're not coming on the bus. And I'm like, you're not the Shoma Bazaar after all. This is actually just bizarre. And Julie gets up and says, they're not coming because you have too many rules and they feel like you're going to leave them stranded.

And on top of that, they think you're very bossy. Oh, well, we do think you're bossy. Yeah, that's true. I love, Alexia does that all the time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, we do think that. well Stephanie thinks if she confronts people and says like it hurts my feelings that they're going to be like no no we don't think that no no your stuff about the plane was totally normal the fact is you are bossy and you were an asshole about that plane and I love that both Alexia and Marisol are like no like yeah we you are bossy so Stephanie just looks at her like oh and she goes well look I was scared that we would go on the plane and then something would happen you know because like the thing is we never know you know like we're good and then we're not good and so that was kind of like my thing you know

and then mary soul had way more other things you know like a lot of things like a whole bag of things about it but you know like you had lunch with adriana and that really bothered mary so she didn't like that so that's what this is really about because i was like wow what way to stab your friend in the back what the hell that's crazy and amazing to see i loved it yeah you know what Larsa introduced me to the group. However, I wanted to get to know the girls. I wanted to get to know Adriana myself. And I'm sad that Marisol felt a certain way about me going to lunch with Adriana.

Okay, if there's a problem with me getting along with somebody just because you don't get like to get along with them, is that a problem? Because like I feel like maybe like she is the one that has more of a problem with me. And I thought it was you all this time. But Alexi and Marisol are famous on this show for drawing those lines in the sand where they're like, nope, sides. Here are the sides, you know. And if you're not on this.

this side, then go inside, then go back inside to the horrible, horrible text on the screen. You know, so Stephanie is like, oh, you know, I felt like she's the one that has a problem with me now. Like, I thought it was you. She was, oh, like, Marisol and I mean, like, we're two different people, you know, but just so you know, like, I'm the one that has a bigger mouth, you know, so I'll say it. But like, she always thinks like me, if not even more like me. Like, she thinks so much like me, she was thinking things I wasn't even thinking, you know? What I'm trying to say is, if I say something, she always has my back. And if she says something, I have her back, but we'll throw her under the bus.

Because I can do that because I'm a main cast member and star and she's a friend of. Yeah, like I don't have to do that in the mud room, you know. And I'm all about the truth, you know, like whether it's truth, like if somebody else is truth, I'll say it. So then back in the other room, Mary Sol's like, guys, I'm so nervous. And Stephanie and Alexia are trapped in a sample room and we can't hear of yelling. I mean, what are we supposed to, how am I supposed to hold us against somebody if I don't know what they're saying? I need a real wall banger to knock down that wall so we can hear something. Am I right?

So then Alexis, yeah, back to the mud room. I was going to say, Alexa just says that Marisol does not like confrontation at all. So this is not surprising. So she's like, I woke up that day and Stephanie and I wanted to go and I was like, Marisol, you know, please, let's go. Like, I don't want to do this. It's always the ones you least expect. Yeah, I don't want to do this.

You know, I didn't feel good about myself because, like, I don't like to hurt people. You know, I'm so sorry I hurt you, but it was Marisol who did it. Oh, you are so. Okay, I know I keep. It's great. I love it. I love it. I like to just like, Marisol is like such a punching bag because she has to grin and take it.

She's a friend of. If she ever wants to advance on this show, she just has to play along. So Stephanie goes, okay, I'm going to keep in saying this. And I know it's a positive, although, but it's not a negative, but it's not a negative, but it's a positive. Like, you actually remind me of my. sister but at the same time i feel like my sisters don't even realize like they don't they truly don't even realize how much they hurt me and i'm like does alex even know that she's hurting me unintentionally like my sisters are such fucking bitches they're like two c words like two c words on top

of each other like if you put them back to back they would make an oh because there's two c's together like they're really like the worst people in the world but really take it positively okay because you remind me exactly both of them together well i can relate to you about that you're about your hurt because like i have the same situation with my sister i do every since my mom that i got like i got like i talk to her now, but like for two years we didn't talk. And it was like, oh my God, your sisters hate you? Yeah, they hate me so much. Oh my God. So we're

like sisters. So why don't you be the sister that hates me and I'll be the sister that hates you? Okay, so we can still hate each other? Yeah, like sisters. Oh my God, this makes me feel so much better. Now I know why Alexia doesn't like Stephanie. This is going to be Alexia's storyline. I have a sister who doesn't like me.

So Stephanie's like, you know, I don't talk to my sisters. Yeah. So, yeah, we, I I didn't even realize this or I'd forgotten that she had a sister, but apparently they just, Alexia doesn't talk to her sister either. Now they're bonded over sisters that hate them, which is so fucking funny to me. Alexia really is the Simpsons of Housewives.

Like it's like Alexia did it first. It always happened to Alexia first. Yep. So now Julia, Larza and Stephanie are walking together and they run into Lisa and she's taking selfies in the hallway, of course. And Stephanie's like, How did you beat us? And so the producer, she goes,

guess who's the first one, ladies, me? And the producer's like, wow, so how are you on time these days? What did you start doing differently, Lisa? And she's like, well, I set a timer for everything that I do to get ready. And it takes 30 minutes to do my makeup. And I have someone do my hair. And that usually takes an hour. And then to get dressed and pick out the outfit, that's 30 minutes.

Plus, put on my shoes, put my jewelry on, clean my jewelry off. That's another 20 minutes. And I added it all up. And now that I know, now I know how long it takes me to get ready. It's like three hours, right? Doesn't say three hours in the bottom? Yeah, it says three hours. But she's just such a ding bad.

I love that. She's like, well, it was very, she actually got a stop clock and did it, you know. I like that it like finally dawned on her that like if she wants to be on time, she should actually consider how much time it takes to do the thing that wants to do before she has to be somewhere. So now people come, uh, join them at the table. And Gertie has these like lace rabbit ears on with a lace thing covering her eyes. Yes. Gertie, can you see me where you're going?

Like, what is this like? This is crazy like. Like, I think Gertie like missed a memo like for the attire for like the evening. Because she looks like she's going to swingers party in Fort Lauderdale. And I was like, wow. I don't know what the politics are. And by politics, I mean social politics are between like. Fort Lauderdale, Miami, but I just have to sense that, like, someone from Miami saying,

you look like you're going to a party in Fort Lauderdale had to be one of the most withering things you can say. Yes. Is that like saying to someone in Manhattan? Wow, where are you going? Staten Island? Because the way she said Fort Lauderdale, I was like, oh, shit. I don't even fully understand the dynamics of that diss, but I know it was scathing.

Yeah, Lauderdale just got burned, baby. So, okay, I'll start a comment. conversation. When was the last time any of you got laid? Two days ago. Two days ago. I know you want to know. Like everyone wants to know. Like when I got laid. Yeah, everyone really wants to know, sis. Everyone wants to know. Like my sister never tells me. So you please tell me. We can like mend this sister relationship. And Mary Saul's all annoyed. And so Kiki's like, oh, wait, do you know something we don't know Mary Saul? Well, I only have one sexual partner. And the last time we saw each other was probably Wednesday or Thursday night. So. I guess then. Booty call. No, no. It's not a booty call because he's my husband. Okay, so don't call it a booty call.

I don't like that, you know. It's not the walk of shame because that's my husband, okay? I'm joking. I'm joking. Right, but you know I'm very sensitive and that's my husband. So you say walk of shame and you say booty call and then you know what's going to happen, you know? And I'm going to put my heads kind of sideways and not it very fast when I blink more slowly. Okay.

That's what's going to happen. I'm going to get very sensitive about it. Julia's telling us that hearing that Alexia had sex with Todd two days ago, she's like, oh, well, clearly I plan to get her thoughts away from Todd didn't work out so well. No, it didn't work out so well, especially because you spent no time on the screws whatsoever trying to lure her away into the arms of another man or anything like that. You've spent literally no effort trying to get her to not think about Todd. Yeah.

But, yeah, but either way, Alexia's like, my husband, my husband, absolutely my husband. I slept with my husband. It's right. It's my husband. So did you guys argue at all? No, zero arguing. What about you girls? Did you argue?

Why are you asking me if I argued? Did you? No, no, like, I didn't like argue like. Guys, I love this. It's beautiful. I can't believe you pulled it together. I look at Lisa and Larson getting along, everything. I mean, we're actually getting along.

I didn't know you guys could do it. You really impressed me. I'm just so happy. And to Mighty Mouse, our new edition. We love you, Mighty. We love you. All's well and ends. well, I'm so proud that I was able to orchestrate this wonderful season finale.

All right. Cheers, everyone. We're going to keep on filming Marisol. That's what you do. So now Stephanie is like, Marisol has two faces. And depending on which you're facing, you get a different story because one face is one thing. And then the other face says another thing because she's got two faces. So then Adriana is sitting there, Mopey.

So they throw like a napkin at her. Oh, yeah. Come on. Smile. Whatever. She's like, but then the cake comes and has a microphone on it. It's like really cute. And it's like, yeah, happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Everything's like great and wonderful. And like, Adriana is finally smiling. And then they look at the cake and the cake says 32 times two minus five equals 59. Who. How is that supposed to make it any better? How is that? You're still putting, first of all, you're still putting 59 onto the cake.

But you're just adding math to it. Mary Sol totally ordered this cake. A hundred percent. I had Mary Solard did this. And Gurney's like, who didn't pick up the memo that she hates her birthday and she wants no part of it? And now we've got a whole numerical system happening on top of the birthday cake. Come on. Come on.

It did not help things. Oh, my God, we're pouring salt on the flame. Like, salt on the wound. Oh, my God. Someone got wounded? No. It's an expression. What?

Uh, so Adirana just flashes him the bird. And so now it's time for. boys guys so handsome men come in and they've got shot trays and light sticks and so adrian is like i don't know who did this cake and why because i hate this cake but it's nice that the girls did it guys we're going to go to the scarlet party now so they go to a poolside dance party and everyone's dancing red and they have a great time guys and the cruise ends on a high oh oh but the season continues because now we're back in Miami and we're in Julia's home and she needs some diapers and for the goat and for the goat yes so then we go to Lisa's house and she's getting a congressman haircut for her son Logan and God that guy is just a little Lenny isn't he he's really he really is he's just a little tiny Lenny he's like hey uh ma get me a conservative haircut and also get me a voice teacher for my new girlfriend she's going places. have you seen that i think kiki ben no what lennie put on instagram like hey give me uh get me uh

anyone know uh talented voice coaches in the miami area and people like oh no he's got this new you know five you know 20 year old girlfriend or what i was going to say five that's creepy 20 which is creepy but it's not five creepy uh 20 year old girlfriend or whatever and five plus five plus six minus one yeah and he got her a vocal coach because she He's going to make her a singer. He's going to make her a famous singer. So then she put herself on Instagram singing, and she's got the big headphones on and, like, a vocal mic with a spit guard or whatever.

And she's like, somewhere over the rainbows, yeah. Bluebirds fly. Somewhere over the rainbow. Or whatever she's singing. And it's just so, Lenny. Oh, my God. We're going to make you a star kid. and make you total levy sell it then he kiki's driving around in her land rover and she calls

shamar um who's not picking up and so her daughter summer's the back saying like what happened to sima he's like i do not know shaman's kissing a girl and she's like shmah's kissing a girl how do you know she smiles it's cute it's funny so then um russell and gerty go to therapy don't don't And so they go in and meet with the doctor and Gertie's like, you know, I should have done this a long time ago, but like it's never too. Oh, this is not couple's therapy. Russell's just driving her to her therapy. Right. So this is her first day at singles therapy.

And I was like, what kind of therapy is this? Because you walk in and there's just like a bunch of lotion bottles and Kleenex. And I was like, oh, it's like gay guy therapy. But then I realized it was probably like hand sanitizer. Yeah. And there was like a little, the doctor's desk had like a little thing that said, the anger volcano. And it had like this volcano exploding. And it was like all these like rage, like fury, resentment. I was like, oh, I love a therapist who loves visual tools.

Yeah, this is a word art therapist. There is a big pillow on the couch and said something like healing vibes, loving vibes. Yeah. Feeling vibes or whatever. It's very, Yonla Van Zand. I remember with starting over. She once had someone in the starting over house. In order to get over the luggage that she brought or the baggage that she had, not the luggage, the baggage she had in her relationship. They had her, like, carry actual luggage across the driveway and was like, there, you've left your luggage behind. You've been carrying it, now put it down. Now keep walking.

God, I love that show. There's a generation of people that do not know about starting over. And all the literal visual therapy they would do on that show of like the time that brought one lady. they had they put one lady into a courtroom and had a mannequin that represented her be like her prosecutor or something like that and the judge was deliris it was just deliris that was one therapy's that was real therapy right there back when therapy meant something so gertie is saying yeah i'm about i say this this therapist seems fine yeah i mean i mean delores isn't here

so you're kind of failing but um thanks for the hand sanitizer okay so um they talk about what brought gerty here and she's saying that um basically she's saying you know she was cancer free now you know and she it was like amazing girl power and all that but she wakes up and she sees her body and she's like oh my god i didn't ask for this like where's my body what are all these changes and so she's like no i think you need to go back further to your original trauma, like your earliest traumas, because obviously it started way before this. So Gertie talks about how her and her brother came to America and they were told they're going to stay with quote unquote family, but she's like, I don't know these people. And then they get

stuck there. They don't know the language. They weren't even allowed to leave their room. Kids were mean. They made fun of her name. They made fun of everything about her. They would come diss her to her face and she didn't even know till later when she asked what things meant because she didn't know the language and it just sounds fucking horrible my god the way she was talking about being a little girl and experiencing all that was so sad it was a very sad story yes and um and she she also like equates it to not quates it but she draws a link to like her what she feels her behavior and they sort of show flashbacks of her fighting with julia and everything and saying that she has certain reactions that seem to be trauma based which you know i i love that she's in therapy

in dealing with her trauma but i also think that julia was being an asshole that's i think that's i don't think that's i don't think that has to do with your childhood in the sense of like you don't have to worry that like you have unresolved trauma which like is why you react to a certain way you reacted the right way which was that julia was being an asshole and you did the right thing yeah so yeah but she's saying it reminds you're being bullied as a kid in school you know which what and then we see a clip of what happened and it is very bullying you know and everybody like don't talk to gertie and all that stuff i did like the story about her name though because it's so Gertie.

She goes, yeah, you know, my name was Alicia Ba. And they couldn't pronounce it. So automatically we have bullying with my name, bullying with my name, you know, and so I changed my name. So now, you know, and I'm thinking, well, if you're like, they're bowling for your name, like the first choice would be Alicia, right? Because your name is Alicia. So it seems like he would just switch to alert it. She's like, I was bullied for my name. So I went for Gertie.

And I was like, yes, Gertie. And she's talking about how it's so powerful. because now it's her whole brand you know she's taking that and she's turned it into her whole brand but it's even hearing the name reminds her that she changed it because she was made fun of for her first name that's a lot of sad shit felt bad for her but i'm glad that she's on the road and uh you know that's therapist basically echoes that now we go to marisol's house uh alexia arrives with frankie and because marisol's having marisol and steve are gonna have uhlexia and frankie over steve's gonna make though our steve's cooking dinner guys

Steve, like, puts out some, like, varsity soccer team dinner shit of, like, pasta with, like, meat sauce and, like, an iceberg salad on the side. I was like, okay, very exciting stuff. I expected more from Steve, because isn't he, like, the gourmet chef or whatever? Now, the pasta sauce did look quite good, but I was surprised that he just poured it over some cooked pasta. Like, that's not how you do it. Instead of mixing it all together. Yeah, you got to mix it up there, boy, you can't just pour sauce on top of the rigatoni. Come on.

That's why I felt like it was like a rigafony, sir. That's what I felt like it was like a sports dinner or something like that. Or like the dinners we used to do at my fraternity where we like it's like pasta night and someone like heats up the frozen, you know, garlic bread. And someone makes a giant thing of ragu and then pours it over the chewy pasta. Um, so then Marisol doesn't even eat by the way. They're all sitting there eating and she has an empty plate. And she's like some vegan cheese. I had some vegan cheese right before this.

I was like, lady, you knew you were having guests over for dinner. Why did you have vegan cheese right before this? No, I respect it. You stay starving, girl. So then they come in. I'm like, just pretend. Just put the food on your plate for the show. Like, you're just sitting there.

Like, we're watching as an audience, this big white glaring empty plate in the foreground. At least like just for the symmetry of it all. Just put some pasta on there and just give it to see you later. So Mary Still's like, oh, Frankie, how handsome? Look who's here. handsome frankie am i right steve what a honey hey steve will you make us a couple of drinks and frankie goes mary soul a little bit drunk today a little bit lexie's like oh take it down and not she's saying take it down yes thank you

he doesn't even know what he's talking about i haven't had a drink all day frankie maris sir you're talking to a vase oh oh frankie oh you're over there and you don't know what you're talking about i'm not drunk i love you She goes, I haven't had a drink all day, Frankie. And he goes, please. I'm not only a great bartender. I'm a great cruise director. I'm so happy this cruise was fucking awesome.

Thank you, everyone. Can I be a full-fledged cast member yet? No, when do we get this to happen? I took this entire cast onto a free cruise and you still won't make me a cast member. Why? All right. Well, have you talked about moving in a good direction with Todd with Peter?

Like, how's Peter reacting to the Todd stuff? Like, no, because this has happened so quickly between Todd and I. You know, it's only been a whole season that I've been back together with Todd but not telling anybody about it. So I didn't have time to tell Peter, you know, and we didn't have time to talk about it. But, you know, he knows I talk with Todd and, you know, well, you know, Peter. You know, he's always, like, very reserved and like he never has anything negative to say. Well, really anything in a sentence. He can't really do sentences yet.

But, you know, like, he's not said anything. He doesn't really talk much, right? Well, he doesn't really have an opinion, no. He doesn't really, he doesn't have an opinion. He doesn't have too many brain cells left either, I have to say, like a lot of weed. A lot of weed happening there. Well, he just stays to himself and that's not good either, you know? I mean, poor, favor.

He can't keep to himself all the time, you know. You go talk to people. There's people in the world. You need to talk to them. How are you going to be upset if somebody goes to lunch if you're not out there being friends with people and going to lunch with them? And she's like, well, well, you know, but soon we'll all be going out together again. Well, who do you mean we're all going out together again? You know, like us, like the old gang, like fun times with Todd.

Yeah, you know, like me, you, Steve. This is going to be so fun, you know, like Todd was just saying the other day, you know, I wish I had some like cooked pasta with some sauce have haphazardly poured over it. Preferably from a jar. And Frankie's like, Marisol's like, I mean, Steve, Steve, do you hear what he's saying? I'm going to slap you on the arm, Steve. he hears and Frank goes, Marisol, Marisol, it's like, come on, come on Marisol, too much. Oh, so, um, let's see. So then Mary Sol's like, all right, I don't know if we can go on a double day.

It seems so very upset. You know, he doesn't like the way that Tom trained. It likes you. And so she's like, okay, so now we got to like him again. I hurt for you, but my hurt isn't the same as your hurt. I got it. Because my heart, my heart, I hurt for you. She's like, well, luckily for me, I'm like past all the hurt, you know, because like it was very hurtful. It was so hurtful, you guys, but like it's painful, but like it was painful for him too, you know, and when you love each other, it's hard to know the other person's in pain, you know, but now I know, you know, it was in pain too. It was very difficult for Todd. You know, like, of course, well, you know, Peter, I want Marisol to support my decision to be

with Todd and to spend time with God, but like, it's not up to her, you know, like this is my relationship. And she's just a friend of, okay? And at this point, it should be only between him and a star, which is me. Because we're really putting in the effort to make things work. Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe stop sobbing and telling everybody he's a narcissist who's ruining your life. And that all narcissists should die.

Yeah. He's literally texting me right now. Oh, I'm telling you, there's a listening device there. I'm telling you, I'm going to end up at the bottom of the Miami River. This isn't going to end well for me. Let's go to the Shoma Bazaar, shall we? So Stephanie walks in And there's like assistance around

Just like you clean up, stand up straight You mop that floor You there's a cobweb go find it and clean it up Come on. Okay, we have one hour to finalize the Christmas party Let's do a quick run through of everything we're going to do for the event Okay, where's that crazy guy with a beard? You mean Santa? Yeah, whoever he is.

Where is he? Is he going to get in here? You sit over there? Okay, come on. Show them up as art. We are fun. We are fun. Why is this like the lobby of a Hyatt place? I just don't understand this space.

I don't understand what it is. Is it a restaurant? Is it a waiting room for the, for the office. I feel like it's like a, a workspace. It's like almost like a we worky kind of space. Like that's at the base of like one of these, one of like their apartment buildings. So like the idea is that like you come down to this sort of common area.

You can get food. You can do work. It's like a you don't need to leave. You don't need to leave Shoma. Everything is here. Don't leave Shoma. Don't leave Soma. Oh, we have Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus.

All of the Christmas treats, the toys for the time. thoughts. Okay, this there, this there. Stop smiling. Stop frowning. Everybody. Get it together. I'm a boss woman. So then, um, here comes, uh, Adriana, because she's going to be the entertainment for the evening with her band. So I'm going to give you a quick rundown of how it's going to go. Okay. We have this whole space be your concert. And she's like, okay, where's the piano? I want it on the front of the stage because like we have a 10 people band, you know, it's going to be big. So a full band. And this is like, this is like, like the best musicians because they're people who work with Emilio Stefan, you know, they play for all the big names, Louis Fonzie, Shakira, the best musicians Miami has. And I'm sure they

can't wait to brag about how they also played for a real house off of Miami and the lobby of an apartment building. They said the only most recent concerts that they played that was more impressive than mine was the board that attacked Shakira. I mean, that's a big deal. So, yeah, Adriano's like, you know, I work so hard on my music. I've been writing songs, recording songs, rehearsing the piano. And Stephanie's like, okay, well, you're going to kill it. You want to have something to drink? Okay.

So they sit down. And she's saying that, like, Adriana is saying that she's grateful to Stephanie because she's only known her for a small amount of time, but she's been more supportive than some friends that she's just known for decades. Yeah. So they are talking about the show a little bit. and then they move on to the cruise and why she was so upset. And she was like, well, there's two things.

One, I miss my boyfriend because he's been in Paris for now, like six weeks. And, you know, I'm a creative artistic type. So I'm very sensitive. And I just, when I hear all the constant fighting and the meanness, I just can't take it. You know, my brain. What are you talking about? You weren't the fightiest, meaniest person on the show. By the way, please don't change.

But literally, everybody is worrying about you because you're not fighting and causing negativity. Everyone's like, oh, my God, Audraim is not being toxic. Is she okay? Yeah, she's like, I just hate being around negativity. You wrote a letter on behalf of Marisol's liver to Marisol.

Still one of my favorite housewives moments. That will always make me laugh. That was so good. That's one of the funniest things that they ever did. So, Stephanie's like, hearing you talk about the art and hearing you talk about the concert, it's like, seeing happiness in your face. You're actually really smiling, which is why I got you a cupcake

that says, you're still 59. Okay. Oh, good. Now the smile's gone. Ah, I feel great. Happy holidays. So I had to talk with Alexia, and she mentioned in the sauna that Mary Sol's really upset that you and I hit it off. And Adriana just gives us a little smile. Like, of course she did. You know, she's like, that's very mature. That's like very high school. And, you know, like maybe sorority type situation where we can have our clique. She's like, yeah, but Alexia said verbatim, Mary Sol is the one behind it. I'm just her mouthpiece. Okay, that wasn't verbatim, first of all.

But close to it. Yeah. Adrian's like, oh, what I've been saying for years? Marisol is puppet master, but she needs a mouthpiece and a puppet. So we see flashbacks of Marisol being a puppet master, which I don't think that Marisol is really a puppet master, but I do think that she is non-confrontational and has Alexia fight her battles. She's one of the shadiest on this show, I think.

She comes on and acts all nice to everybody. Where are we finding girls? But then behind the scene, she's like, she went to lunch with Stephanie. Let's make her pay. We're not going on her fucking plane. Yeah, she's passive aggressive. Yeah.

So then she's, Adriana is saying, well, you have to understand. Mary still had a PR company that went nowhere. So she knows how to influence people that go nowhere. She just uses all this knowledge, you know. She's got so much.

And Stephanie's like, well, that's a horrible way to use your knowledge. how mad are you that you didn't go on the plane to Marbea to Julia's big announcement when I had given the seat next to me the seat on the Shoma plane that's a rare seat special people get to sit in that scene I gave it to her and you accept it I know what I'm going up against and I have a message for you the message is if you're going to come from me you better hit a bullseye because when it's my turn I don't miss happy holidays

so now Stephanie's going to come from Marisol I worry for her because that's not an easy task, ma'am. But good luck. Good luck to you. Yeah, seriously. Well, fun times, fun times on Miami. Love this show. And thanks everyone for listening.

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