Watch What Crappens - #3001 Below Deck S12E16 Part Two: French Disconnection

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crapins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way, you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So Fraser wakes up and gets all these texts. And he's like, I woke up to a free page long letter from Rain Biao. I understand a frustration. I really do. But what do you want me to do? No one's getting fired on drop-off day. All right. Shut up. No one likes, in other words,

No one likes a tattle, darling. No one likes a tattle, and apparently no one likes a simple short haircut. Apparently you have to get a barb to be taken seriously, but if it's a bob they need, it's a barbed I shall receive. So, okay, guys, it is time for lifting the anchor and going to the yacht club, out of the soul. Five minutes from the bridge, five minutes from the bridge, this is the moment where everything can go wrong.

Going through that bridge, we could lose hands, we could lose heads, we've started with eight women, we want to end with eight women. I've been through that bridge and we've lost women to giant octopus coming out and grabbing the women. Everybody get to their stations, pay attention, we could all die. Kathy's like, wow, it really is a small bridge. I mean, I don't think I could even drive my car through this without banging the sides of it. Kathy, that's because you're a terrible driver. I hate to bring it up to you, but none of it. of us feel safe when you drive your Volvo around.

Well, I wish you would have told me that not on camera. Thanks a lot. Yeah, you know, it would be really hard for me to make it through that bridge, especially after a night of not even tasting mushrooms. It's just all over the place. All over the place. Shut up, Kathy. They got that on camera, right?

All season, I've been nervous about this bridge. It doesn't get easier. But the deck team this season is the best deck team of ever had. Really? because it hasn't looked like it. He's like, didn't one of them just drop the shackle too much last week? Jess. Jess.

Oh, consequences. So they get through the bridge. They get through the bridge. Listen, if Captain Carey still has to pay attention to that damn bridge all the way to the very end of the season, so Lane should be caring about cleaning the puddles on the bar. So they pack up their bags and now they're excited for, for drop. off and then Fraser's like, Rainbow, I'm sorry you had a rough night, you know? So, by the way, Salina's, oh, she's still in bed, passed out because she was drinking too

heavily last night. Classic Solane. Okay, wake her up so I cannot reprimand her and get her to say goodbye to the guests. All right. Today is about celebrating the people who have worked the hardest. Let's have a good night. Be positive, Rainbow. Be positive, my little tattle, tell, tell.

So now it's work, work, work, and everyone changes into their whites. The guests say their goodbyes as they do. And Rainbow has my favorite wave. She waves like this. She's like, oh, bye. Like you're saying, no more. I don't want any more of you. She's like, bye, bye, ta-ta, ta-ta now.

A vertical wave. Yeah. Lapping your hand. I didn't notice that. That's hilarious. So Hugo checks in with Jess about how she feels about the end of the season. And she's like, I did not expect the season to go the way that it did. I had such a good time here.

But I need to speak to Barbara and see about the consequent of my actions. He's like, oh, God. So you're going to go talk to her about going to visit her? You better make sure it's safe. It's New York City. I'm excited about the idea of going to New York because, I mean, Barbara's really cool. And I hear there's a whole bunch of really hot lesbians up there, too. So I'm enjoying, like, her company and,

For me, I always look for a partner, someone who likes children, because that's what I want one day to be treated like the child that I am. And Barbara's got like, she just loves children. And I'm not saying that's the plan, but I'm going to say that that's the plans that way. It makes me seem more mature, even though I'm still a very immature young fuck lady. Holy, holy lesbian, Batman. Can you calm down? You're talking about having children with Barbara?

Barbara. No, it's a bit much. come on calm down okay calm down you so now it's tip meeting time and carry comes in like we fucking made it right we could have all died on that one but we didn't we're still here at the start of the season there were some kinks all right mostly people peeing on each other in bathrooms banging on the ground guys sleeping naked and waving their wieners at the camera crew which is still kind of creepy by the way neither you damo or kyle are allowed within 30 meters of of schools of churches for the next few years. That said, unlike the jock straps on this boat, this envelope is thick and full, all right. It's a really fit envelope. I'm impressed with it. Kyle, oh, Carl, could you please stop having sex with the envelope?

Sorry, Captain. So they get a big... I think I might be in love with it. Emotions get involved. I can't hope it. This envelope stuck my penis in it. I did it. All right, Anthony, we had the opportunity to bring you back,

and let me just say, I have never seen smaller jeans. I didn't even know they created that size. I mean, it looks like you're wrapped in a cigarette wrapper. Right. Good for you. Good for you. Strong knees, strong knees, tiny legs. I'd like to congratulate you on your thigh gap.

All right, everybody, round of applause for Anthony's thigh gap. And he's like, thank you, daddy. Thank you, daddy. This is for you. All right. Here's your tip money. And now afterwards, we're going to go slam these drinks. And then we're going to go ahead to Fort Louis to have some more celebratory drinks. And then we'll come back. So, Lane's going to make her rounds with everyone. And then we'll get change and go out for dinner. All right. Mm-hmm. All right, everybody, cheese, guys.

So now everybody changes and gets ready for their excursion. And, um, just this. Usually they try and make it look kind of glamorous. You know, they're like, oh, yeah, putting on mascara. Ooh, look at this beautiful tight dress, you know, and they do a slow motion with lights kind of flashing as people get ready. And today they just showed Jess, like running her, like brush through her hair very slowly. It was like, brushing my hair, very slowly.

Oh, the glamour, the glamour of it all. I hope this brush likes children. now they're going to go out to this fort on top of a mountain. And Demo is like, this is the longest I've worn shoes in six weeks and my feet are hurting. He's like, oh, yeah, it's great. This is great. And then Anthony's like, Frasier, I want to tell you something. I'm glad you have my back.

I'm very proud of us. And I really love you. It was an amazing season. He's like, oh, and I love you so very much. I'm so sad this would be the last I ever speak of you because I put in my time preparing my reputation with you. And now that is done, so we no longer have to pretend to be friends. Okay, goodbye. I would like a congratulations for not trying to get you fired this season.

But where will you be working on your next boat? Because, God, I miss trying to get you fired. I'll be making some calls. I'll be making some calls. Meanwhile, Jess is talking about how she wants babies with Barbara. But Barbara is talking to Celine about how she doesn't think that there's anything worth pursuing with Jess, which is quite a turn. So then Fraser is congratulating himself again for not firing Anthony. And they're doing this joint confessional thing where they're like, oh, my God, look at us, best friends.

And I know Barbie's sitting at home like, oh, this idiot. This idiot didn't listen to a thing I told him. That's exactly correct. So they get to the top of this mountain. They go to the fort. It's beautiful. And now they come back down. And the crew, they go to the yacht to get ready for dinner.

So they got ready to go to tour. Why do they always have to climb things on this show? Like, why does below deck insist on making people climb up mountains? Is that just like, you know what? America really wants to see people climbing up mountains. That's just a thing. It's just a thing they love in that country. Okay?

So we're going to climb up a hill, very steep hill. And then they get up there and they go, woo. And then they have like some, some, you know, flying shots or whatever, drone shots. And, you know, I don't know. It doesn't really do much for me. And they always go up to forts, old forts and ruins all the time. It's like, oh, actually, I shouldn't say that because there was on Down Under last season. They did get to pet a turtle.

But that's because I don't think there was anything else to do with the Seychelles. They went to that tortoise sanctuary a lot. Like, here we go again. They put turtles every other episode. Yeah, that was a big moment. Stanley, the Tortoise. It's like every episode was that tortoise. Yeah.

My parents were the Seychelles on a cruise over the summer. And I was like, did you see the tortoise? They're like, how did you know? I was like, tortoise. That's literally all you get to do. You stay at a hotel in the Seychelles and you walk into your room and the TV's on and it's like, come, have breakfast with the tortoise. Then at nighttime, we have dancing by the pool with the tortoise.

Enjoy some Seychelles rum with a tortoise. We're offering complementaries, tortoise massage. We let a tortoise walk all over. you're back. Don't worry, it is outfitted with a diaper. Hey, come get out of your shell with tortoise. Tortoise yoga starts every morning at 7 a.m. It is basically you sit in a chair and you watch a tortoise do yoga.

It's quite a sight. So we go to dinner and Jess is sitting with Barbara and Jess is like, so what's your plans this evening? She's like, I'm on quiet today because, I'm sad. To be honest, I think I realize that I've got a lot of traumas and she goes, oh, you think so? Yes, I think so. For example, my last relationship, she cheated on me. And she goes, oh, so this is the issues you're struggling with, is it trust? You fucked someone in the shower a week ago. while while after having like insisted and persisted to hound barbara to date you and you finally got her to kiss you and then you immediately fucked saline in the shower so yeah trust issues may also be here and by the way barbara sorry like we like barbara to me is my favorite of the entire season i love barbara but like come on you've got trust issues like actually pay attention to your trust issues like in this case like your trust issues are really doing you a service with with jess like why why are you messing with this girl i think that sometimes people yeah we tell ourselves like oh my god there must be something wrong with me i've got trust

issues no you're just with an untrustworthy person like that's that's not an issue within yourself that's actually a good instinct you know it's not always something you need to fix in therapy if you've got trust issues you need to not be around the people you're around because they're giving you reasons not to trust them barbara ron barbara and then just doesn't really get it because she's like you know, Barbara's saying, I don't, to be honest, I'm not a long distance kind of a person. I don't think that makes sense. I would never do it. And Jess is not getting it at all.

She's like, yes, it's so hard to find people to trust in. And then, you know, sometimes you think you did find that person, you know? No, it's not you. It's not you, lady, looking for a free place to stay for two months. Move along. Move along. Move along, please. So now everyone orders dinner and Fraser's like,

okay oh my goodness there's a child that's crying somewhere someone does that child to give it to break and Saline was like oh motherfucker I hate children I'm no and you know Rainbow was probably sitting there being like come on Rainbow you've got point three seconds to come up with a disc

to Salane saying that she's a child you can form this together come on Rainbow damn it though I lost my window so so are you going to do another season on a boat oh I want to try they can't slash mousse slash balmy head you know, this thing, slash, I'm not a child friend. And he goes like, oh, that's too many slash.

It's too many slash. Well, we only have one last night together, so after we're not going to see each other again, Kyle. Because Salane and Kyle are having a smoke break. And Kyle's like, no, I'd like to see her again. I would like to see her again. If I come to the UK, I'll come on down to France. And I'll say hello. I will, of course.

I would actually like that. Yeah. I like that a lot. Oh, to see me again? Yeah, because I hear the bathroom floors in France are quite clean. So I don't know. Maybe I come visit you down there. And he's like, well, what would you like?

First of all, I don't think that that was really romantic. It's just like, yeah, you know, I want to see you. Sure, if I'm ever in the UK, I'll come down and bang you. So how about you? How are you feeling about this? And she's like, no, you know, I'm like, oh, just do you know, to move to see someone? Maybe not. Maybe not.

And he's like, but, oh, well, then tonight's our last night, eh? And then we go home and then we're done. She's like, yeah, it's strange, no. Very, very strange. So that's, you know, that's not going anywhere. Not that anybody's surprised. But usually at the end of these shows, they at least pretend. You know, they're like, oh, my God, I can't wait to see you.

We're going to make this work. Because I think it's important that, like, in six months we get the update where it's like they cheated on each other and they were miserable. I mean, we need that on this show. Yeah, I think so. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So now they go to a club and they dance and it's hot and it's sweaty. And then, uh, Damo makes his move on Salane and they make out in the club.

And Kyle watches and he's sad. He's a sad Kyle. And then Demos like, start away from me because I'm bad people. No, I don't have a problem with bad people. So he tells us this. He goes, I'm not a good person. Everything I do is motivated by myself. Yeah, we know.

We've watched you. And he does it with a huge smile on his face. He's one of those that's like, aren't I charming that I'm so honest with you? Not really. Yeah. He's almost shitty person. Yeah, we know. Well, it's also that like that performative, almost like low self-esteem thing.

It's like, how many like movies have we seen where there's like a tortured bully? He's like, don't love me. I'm a bad person. I'm bad. Yeah. That's what I do. I'm bad, damn it. I'm bad.

Okay, I don't have any love to give. Stop trying to crack this nut. Okay, relax. Judd Nelson. Yeah, but he just loves, he's like, I love being a bad person. You know, he's like, oh, I try to be a good friend, but I'm not that good of a friend, period. And you're not going to say no to slang. I mean, fuck it.

Like, she's going to be kissing someone. Why not me? Sure. So then they go back and, you know, Kyle's really sad about this. He's so sad because, you know, the love of his life just was making out a demo. And Kyle is there in the taxis and he's never seen Fraser so drunk in my life. Because Demo is also making out with Fraser.

And I personally, as a gay, I resent. And I don't know if we'll have the same opinion on this or not, but I resent that the producers didn't even bother giving us a Fraser, phraser feeling like being toyed with gay. storyline. They started like they kind of introduced it earlier in the season. I don't know, did they abandon it or whatever, but like, Fris was a fan bot. He doesn't have any emotions. The only time he ever cries is when someone tells him he did a good job making a bed. Then he's like, yeah, they're that much. I'm working so hard for this. But otherwise, he's just like, yes,

I'm feeling things. Feeling things for Damo. I just feel like they put us through this whole rigmar role of like, is he gay? Is he not gay? And Damo's like, sometimes I'm sort of gay. And then Fraser breaks up with his boyfriend. So you're like, okay, let's see what's going to happen here. And then they just abandoned it. And then there's like one kiss at the end of the season. I'm like, I would have liked a queer baiting storyline personally.

I would have enjoyed seeing that because it's different than what we normally see. Although this did happen. This does seem to happen to Fraser every season now that I think about it. Yeah. And I think we all know. I mean, Fraser's been around the block enough times to know a demo or two. You know, we all know the demos. It's like the girls on the shows who are like,

oh my God, let's make out with each other to turn guys on. You know, guys do kind of the same thing. I don't think it turns girls on, but they have that like, yeah, I'm going to make it with a gay guy. Yeah, let's see. Because they just have that desperation to feel like someone's attracted to them. You know, because Damo came on this thinking he was going to be like the stud of the season. And really nobody wanted Demo.

You know, like you tried it with Rainbow. That was a fish kiss. You know, that was a bad kiss on both their parts. He tried it with Solane. She ended up going to like nine other people before even considering him. So I think he was just like, you know, I've, the guy, I can get the gay guy to like me, you know. Did you see Charlie Sheen talking about, like, how he fooled around with guys when he was on crack? And he was like, no, but I mean, I think that that's kind of a normal thing.

And wasn't it meth? Why does he keep saying crack? I'm sure there was some method. Whatever was, I just liked, he said, the quote that I read was him saying, like, yeah, some of it was weird, but I got to tell you, they had some fucking great times. It was like, it was fucking awesome. I was like, thank you. Thank you, Charlie.

Charlie, she's enjoying our world. Enjoying our world where you're cracked out of your mind, spreading God knows what to who. Like, gross. No, I'm not going to give that man one ounce of my attention. No, thank you. I see clips of it posted. I'm like, no. And then I saw one of Denise Richards crying. So I was like, oh, my God, what's she crying about? So I clicked on it. And she's like, oh, Charlie. And I'm not going to,

I'm not even going to listen to you cry about Charlie. No, no. Just say no to Charlie Sheen. What a despicable little rat. I'm going to tie this all together, which was I watched about half of Watcher Happens Live last night because our friend Michelle was on as a guest, which is always lovely to see her. And Brooke Williamson was the bartender. And she had like, made some food from her new cookbook she's like oh these are some these are some like my favorite things and this is like this is like a fig prosciutto whatever something another and i was like you know what brook let's like let's change it up okay because we watch you make that with denise richards okay you're on a whole you're on watch happens live now we need a fresh recipe okay

oh did she she she burned she's the recipe she'd already burned on bravo weird brook we remember she made the fig thing with denise richards with the pepper or something another I think it's a Bobby Flay influence where he's just like, you know what? I'm going to go and I'm going to, you know, make a steak everywhere I go. I'm just going to put a steak on a grill. Come on, Brooke. Raise your game a little bit. Yeah.

So, uh, yeah, come on, Brooke. The real, somehow, somehow this all comes out to me just coming after Brooke Williamson. Kyle is, uh, they're in the vans. They're heading back and they're just like talking about all this stuff. And so Tulane is saying, um, You go, you was like, oh, hey, I saw you, Salain kissed Damo tonight. And she's like, yes. He's like, well, and he's like, why you'll do that too, Kyle?

Why you'll do that to him? He's not so bad. Yeah, but you're not married together, but I mean, it's not fair. I mean, what I want to know, this guy's amazing. Do not hurt this poor man. Look, he's don't, don't hurt this, this poor man who has condom on his back because he just bangs someone in a bathroom stall. I can't, yeah, it's like, don't hurt poor Kyle.

He's already fucked two people this season. and Carl's fine, okay, Carl's fine. And he's like, oh, this well, brother, don't worry about me. Three, that's true. Yeah, that's true. So then they're back at the yacht, and Salain is asking Carl if he's mad at her. And he's like, no, I'm not mad at you. I don't care what you do.

Live your life. You can do what you want. And she's like, ah, you don't care then? He's like, well, I do care about it. You know, that's obviously, you know, I care too much. And she's like, voila, voila, voila, okay. Whatever, whatever. of course, now she's going to go bang.

Demo, because he's saying he doesn't care. So, Demo goes for it. And they go have a cigarette break on the deck and do some flirting. And they kiss. And she says, but you know I like Scottish. And he's like, well, so if you like Scottish, why do you keep kissing me? And she's like, maybe I like you too. Because if I kiss you now, do you think it would be fair on Scottish?

And he's like, yeah, it would be fair. He knows the game. And so they make out. Yeah. And then Kyle texts Elaine. He's like, he played me so bad. It's horrible. And she's like, oh, okay.

You want to have sex now? Okay. So then they go and have sex. So now is the next morning. And now, and Fraser walks into their guest room. And there's like lube on the floor. It's like, oh, my God, disgusting. Lou on the floor.

What were those issues for ultra ribbed? well, congratulations for staying safe, making one good decision in your life. So now Saline is like, Rainbow, you finish back? Can I speak with you? And she's like, okay, bro. I just wanted to tell you maybe sorry or so, you know, so sorry, so, so sorry. And she goes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And you are not sorry? Are you sorry? You are sorry? And you know, no, you're not sorry. And Rame goes, no, no, I'm not sorry. So Salain is basically not let up, though. So Lane's trying to do that thing where she's like, I was shitty all season and I was shitty to your face. But you, like, I'm going to be nice and I'm going to say sorry and I'm going to get away with it.

And Rainbow's like, no, no. Yeah, because she's just looking at her like, fuck off. Saline says, you was very bad with me. You treat me like I'm children. I try to be polite, but you are not. So, okay. And so they just keep staring at her. And she goes, yeah, I can't say I'm sorry.

No, I'm not sorry anymore. Okay, well, then no, I'm genuinely not sorry too. Good. Cool then. Yeah. So no resolution there. And then we now have the slow march of maids going off the boat. So the experience has been life changing with the gas, with the crew, with the personal growth that other people had, but I didn't.

I have feelings for Barbara for sure. I like her. And saying goodbye is really hard. But it is the consequences of my action. Thankfully, they made this section shorter than usual because usually this is the entire end of the, you know, this is the entire, the entire final episode is usually like someone packing a backpack. And then they hug every single person on the boat. And then they talk about their daddy issues for half an hour. And then they walk slowly down the aisle.

And this one was good Because they were just like Okay, Rainbow's gone now Jess is gone now And Kyle gets a moment With Captain Kerry And he's like, thank you for everything You've done

I've learned a lot from you mate A hell of a lot He's like well I'd love to see you Get more experience With widowers Or sorry future widowers But you know There's a thing about working hard

And partying hard But you may miss opportunities In the future If you can't keep your penis In your pants And the wine in the bottles You know what I'm saying? He's like, so stick my wine in this bottle?

All right, get your dick out of the bottle. All right, it's stuck. All right, menace. Uh, Carla, stuck his penis in the bottle and can't get it out. All right, please leave. Please just leave. You know, from walking on to St. David last year and not even known what the fuck a shami was, I've learned a lot about myself, without a doubt, done some things this year that I'm not proud of.

And I've learned that from now that I've come back with vengeance and I can do it even better. And they show us all these scenes. It's like they're treating it like we're watching like boyhood part two. Like we don't need the sequence of this like messy, sloppy sad man who like banged Barbie last year, banged Saline this year and Helene, Helen and a lady in the bathroom. I'm like, I don't need any sentimental recap on Kyle's journey. There's been no journey. He's just gone from wart to warts. Yeah.

Or not the warts. I'm just saying he has the warts. He is a wart filled. person on a worked journey. That's what I am saying. So then Damo and he are saying goodbye and they're sitting together

in the confessional and Damo's like oh I shouldn't kiss Elaine. I'm not sorry. He goes, yeah, don't be sorry. Sorry. Yeah, don't be sorry. He goes, yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I'm saying you don't have to be. Good because I'm not. Can't just shut up, Damo. You're such an asshole. You're supposed to be his

best friend. You suck. Yeah. shitty. So then Anthony's like, honestly, when I came back, I was not sure I could do it, but I killed it. Anthony, you already had your goodbye monologue five different times this episode. You don't get to have another one. Okay, we get it. You weren't sure. You came back. You did it for daddy, and you were

much better this time. We get it. But now I have wings, and I am ready to fly. Please do. Just please. So then Carrie is like, oh, God, what a pleasure having you on board. Oh, this

was with Hugo. It took a lot of Pressure off of me. It shows you're going to go very long way in this industry, the way that you just ignored logging the boat for two hours in a row, which you did like literally yesterday. But God damn, you're amazing. I love you. Goodbye. Thanks, Captain. You've already given me this pamphlet, actually. You can take this. Go ahead and keep it. You never know when that's going to make some good reading. All right, Fraser. What a season, A. He's like, but thank you for everything.

I'm so grateful for everything you've taught me and that you teach me. And I just really appreciate it because I'm really proud of this season. And I'm just giving you something that you can say back to me as proof that you're proud to. Oh, I'm proud of you too, mate. Last season you did well. This season you did even better. You didn't come to me because you didn't know what to do. You only came to me to bounce things off of me.

And it was awesome. Although I did think it was weird when you literally threw a spoon at my chest and said, Let's see if this bounces, not the kind of bouncing I'm really looking for. But anyway, had some challenges this season, but you're the one who brought yourself back. It was all you, and you should be proud of yourself. But while we're talking about bouncing things off of things, I wish you would run this bob by me, because I'm not really sure how that's going to work out for you. But you know what?

You do you. You're a big boy. He's like, all right, thank you. I will cry a little bit because you've just complimented me. So hold on. Let me cry some tears. I just love what I do I was hired to do a job

and I came and I did the job and I really trust myself and that means so much to me hold on tears will come any moment they're coming are they there are they coming

all right have you closed it up on my Bob have you all right is it working how's my cue rating how's my cue rating all right thank you

it's a beautiful Bob come on focus and that was the end. So I'm happy to put that season to bed, but I'm so excited for med. I'm always excited for a freshman season. Met looks like a repeat of this season, honestly. It looks like another one. They're like, oh, my God, here's a girl who's vowing to fuck everybody on the boat. And then, you know, here's all the guys hoeing around. It's like, oh, God. So it looks like we're going to have another season of this. And we've had hoey seasons before, but this one to me just did not

work and I know it's all about that you know it needs to be mixed in with everything else they need balance we need some hope out we need some balance in the hodom guys yeah we need a balanced host situation but um but that being said I'm resetting and I'm ready for the med I'm not down on below deck I'm just thought the season was a misstep for them and um uh looking forward to seeing what captain sandy and the gang have in due for us next week so yeah excited yeah All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being with us this season. Hopefully, we'll see you over on Below DeckMed.

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