Watch What Crappens - #3003 RHOSLC S601 Part Two: The Mer Witch Project

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crapins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Well, hello, and welcome to what's what happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one. Okay, it's before this one.

Bye, enjoy the show. My take on it was a little different because I thought this was like a masterful, like sort of faux owning my mistake moment by her. And this is sort of like one of the reasons why I really, really love Bronwyn. Because she's like, yeah, I said in a way that sounds like a lie. And then like, it's just a base. Like, I kind of did lie. And I did it to because she does this thing like, I can't believe I'm, it was more important for me to lie in that moment than it was to uphold like my situation with Todd and our anniversary or whatever.

I just did it to feel cool. And I thought they wouldn't notice because I just conned them with another stupid thing. So she's basically saying, yes, I lied. But I lied because I thought they'd be too. stupid to catch me and i was doing it so that way i could be so i could feel cool so like she she somehow admits it in a way that makes you feel sympathetic for her and it's like the implication is i did it to feel cool because the other women are such bitches that they wouldn't let me into their group on on my own so i had to resort to this tactic and i was like that is so shrewd like that's

so shrewd the way she's suddenly like inserts these elements into this mea culpa moment yeah it's like she's both doing that what you said and she's also doing a little bit of like Like, well, it wasn't really a lie, but these women are too stupid to understand English. So I guess technically it was a lie, even though it was just how I use words. No. I guess I'll apologize because they're just all idiots. Yeah, I think she said she was trying to be, I think she's like trying to say that she was trying to be coy. But people were like, no, you said you were going to buy a necklace and you didn't buy it.

We haven't seen it yet. So did you buy your necklace yet? Yeah. We don't care about your coy remarks. So Brittany's like, all you have to do is say, I lied. I'm sorry, the end. And she was, oh, well, let me know when you've cleared up the lies that you've told boo-boo. Okay?

How about that? And Rahman is like, and then we'll talk about you telling me how to clear it mine. Okay, she's like, well, don't call me boo-boo. That's so condescending. Call me Miss Boo-boo. Thank you very much. Does everyone here know what it's like to not be on a trip with your friends and have them all talk about you? And this is a pivot to me talking about when Romwin didn't invite me on that trip last year.

Okay, so surely you're going to let me go off on this. And Mary goes, I do because I was on a trip with my friends. And when I went to bed, all of my friends, Lisa, talked about me. So I know what it's like. Okay, well, I guess I'm not going to get to complain about my last time that I was kicked out the lunch table. Wow, Mary really won't up me on that one. She's like, she has said some things. And she has had information outside of Brittany about everyone at the table.

and then we see a series of Lisa flashbacks like, I heard John does circle jerks. Yeah, but that was a response. Such a big one to jump out of the gate with. Yeah, I know, but they edit this. This is what I was talking about earlier, how they edit this all to make it look like this is Lisa being a monster. But Lisa just said that because Whitney was spreading around

that John was cheating or whatever, or that he was making out with people and Lisa was giving people hand jobs or whatever the fuck that thing was. And then the next one is Meredith said I had mental issues. Oh, my God. I don't pop pills. bitch, yo, do. Again, that was a response.

Cameron has had religious trauma being a member of Mary's charge. He mortgaged this house and gave her 300 grand. Which was when she was fighting with Mary. Yeah, I don't know. I can't stand for that reason. But everything just makes me chuckle. I was like, ha, ha, ha. And Whitney's saying,

You plan things about my marriage and my business. Oh, yeah, go get your proof. And then I'm going to set the fuck out of you. Um, yeah. So, and then Lisa is saying she said there's this other thing about the honor code. It just is a lot of Lisa's stuff. The jeweler comes up or Lisa is saying she's, the jeweler said you guys didn't buy it or the hoop earrings. And Bronwyn's saying, well, that's very weird that a jeweler would tell someone else what I did or didn't say, isn't it? Okay. So in all of these, Lisa was either retaliating or just completely right. So whatever. Also, I mean, if you want to talk about like, oh, Lisa always seems to have all the information. on people we got a whole season of Whitney saying you did jazz for jazz okay I mean it was a whole season of accusations

that Lisa Barlow is trading sexual favors to get to a jazz game so like let's you all have tabs on each other okay you all do this guest the shit they do on this show is so funny and I love all the flashback clips because half of them they're in

crazy costumes too when they're fighting like bad wigs it's like Marilyn Monroe yelling You called me a whore to my husband. So then we cut back, and Meredith is like, listen, let's just deal with us with Lisa. I mean, we don't know what's going on. And Lisa's not here. So why are we talking about it?

I'm not listening. Yeah, okay. And Brom was like, I'm not trying to do it behind her backs. Mary's like, I don't care. I can do with or without her. I'm good. I'm good. Meredith is like, well, I'm not pointing fingers at you.

I'm saying this is where the whole conversation went. And I think that we should just pivot. And I would literally listen to anything else right now than talking about Lisa. So Brittany's like, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. Oh, God. I never should have said we should pivot. You guys, you know that I'm kind of the announcement, girl.

So here I am making an announcement standing up, dinging a water bottle. Okay, guys, Jared and I got engaged. And they all just stare at her. Meredith's head is just sideways and it's like slightly twitching. like really yes and then we got unengaged two weeks after that where he goes what in the world well that was short and sweet brittany doesn't understand how an announcement works and brittany's like we just decided you know what our kids aren't on board and we just really want our kids to be a part of it and they weren't happy because we were so on and off last year and so yeah

we decided to call it off. So ding, ding, ding. Yeah, it's a double announcement. We got engaged and then we broke off the engagement. So guess what? Shop is open for hugs. If anybody wants to bring their hugs in, I'm here. Well, our kids are really not in support of it because we've just been so on and off.

And so to prove to our kids that those days of us being on and off are over, we decided to turn off our engagement that we just turned on. So that's it, everyone. That's it. Is he dating other women? No, he's still turning me on. Okay, well, are you still seeing him? Yeah, like every day.

And Mary goes, oh my God, help me, Lord. And when he goes, really, because I run into him at the gym all the time. Yeah, and he appears single. And Heather's like, what do you mean he appears single? Like, he just, like, shows up out of nowhere. He just appears, and then he does it on his own. No, I'm just saying, I never see him on a machine. I see him at the Lifetime Cafe on dates.

And Brittany's like, I mean, he's a really social person. No, but he's on dates. And he introduces me to them. Like, here's my date. And I'm like, hi, I'm Whitney. Do you want to buy some prism jewelry? And they say no. And I'm like, but my business.

It's really awkward every time. Well, first of all, is it even considered a date if you're meeting at the Lifetime Cafe? When he's like, don't diss the Lifetime Cafe. It's amazing. You'd be surprised. Don't sleep on the chicken salad. Heather's like, I've literally slept on chicken salad and I feel judged.

I'm feeling judged right now. Wendy's business must really be failing if she's probably been paid to somehow put in this weird endorsement for the Lifetime Cafe in her chin at the 24-hour picnic. Now offering breakfast Monday through Friday. Try their granola. It's delish. Well, this is a good time to break. We have fun activities planned, ladies. Some will go fishing.

I remember the first time we went camping in our RV. We went fly fishing and Electra caught her first fish. And I flew. It was super exciting. Great camping activity. So everybody's just like, oh, Jesus, now we have to fucking fish. They just stare at her like, I'm going to fucking kill you, NG. Second activity is a kayak in sub-zero degree.

weather it's like winter out there you're going to put me in a fucking kayak no way so there's they split up into groups and everything and or they decide they're going to split up and so now we have mary meredith and brittany getting ready to go fishing and they're playing their camcorders and then joe and dusty are there they're the fishing guys they're like putting on boots and stuff and then heather whitney and bronwyn are going to go kayaking with a guy named kevin And Bronwyn's like, I've never kayaked. Never, never kayaked. And Heather's like, well, there's two kayaks, though.

It's a single and a double. You know, we should get together in it. So basically Bronwyn and Heather get into a kayak together. And, you know, Whitney's saying, Heather and Bronwyn are a tough case. I'm going to stick them in a kayak together until they work out their problems. I'm going to parent trap them. Ah.

Well, perhaps I'll take this opportunity to teach Bronwyn how to do a kayak death roll, and hopefully she won't get stuck. By the way, in this summer, the Lifetime Cafe has a delicious lobster roll, speaking of rolls. Available for a low price if you're a membership of the gym. So this is wacky times. They get in the kayaks. It's crazy. They're hard to drive. And Bronwyn and Heather have a few laughs together.

So, you know, they're friends now, I guess, for this five minutes. And then the fly fishing girls, Meredith is, she's like, all right. So I'm supposed to cast this like a rainbow. Is that right? And he's like, correct. Yeah. Well, I'm a good rainbow thrower. Who know, you know?

Just threw Brooks into the workforce. So that was a toddler, rainbow toddler thrower. And Brittany is casting hers. And then Mary. Meredith? Meredith? Fly fishing is how I would imagine she would conduct a symphony. She's like, just flopping her wrist left and right, just very slowly, being like, well, I'm helping catch a fish.

All right. Didn't catch a fish. We're going to sit down now. Well, I'm not really a fisherman. I don't know anything about fish other than that's where I get my camping. So Meredith is like, so how long does it typically take to catch a fish? he's like well that's a trillion dollar question ma'am well is it like five minutes is a five hours I mean how long do I have to stand here we call it fishing not catching well that's a

terrible brand I will okay I'm just gonna I don't like this at all Mary is like well I'll feel bad I'm gonna want to throw it throw it back out and free it okay because first of all it's gonna choke I know I'm gonna have to try and resuscitate it if we leave it out and I don't want to have to do like fish CPR how do you do that Mary tells the guy. She goes, so what's your name again? And goes, Dusty. Gusty. Dusty. Gusty. Gusty would know. Ask Gusty. It's like, yeah, we can't bring them back to life once they're dead. Mary is like, you can't bring them back? Oh my God. That's not true. That's, that's not true. I'll just put it on the side of the rock. Do CPR. What? Is it had?

What if I use a defibrillator? That's definitely not going to bring the fish back. You'll just have dinner at that point. So they just stare at Mary for a minute. And then Meredith goes, okay, but like seriously, most days, how long does it take to catch a fish? Can we just get back to that? I have to feed my toddler soon. This is taking way too long.

So then it's a commercial break. And now we're on Heather Cam. And Heather is approaching the camping guide, Kevin. And she's like, so I have a question, is this not like the area where the legend of Molly Sorensen happened? And he's like, it is. And she was the fundamentalist Mormon that made it her mission to find girls that would come up here to make out with their boyfriends or sin. And she would kidnap them and sacrifice them. He's like, uh, I don't know what you're talking about.

But since you want me to play along, I'll say, sure, this is the story. Yeah. I don't think this. This is a real legend because I looked it up and I saw nothing about Molly Sorensen. Yeah, I don't, I'm never heard it, but I've never been like a virginal, innocent person that gets killed for having sex, you know. So I don't know. But Kevin's like, yeah, we hear screams all through the night. You know, we thought they'd be owls, but that's not how Al's sound.

And some people come up missing. She's like, oh, so we're going to be okay? She goes, listen, we've got a lot of sinners over here. so the sun goes down and we see anti-cam and so they're going to make a fire and this cast another reason this cast is so real they make a fire it's blowing smoke in all of their faces no one can breathe and they're like we're shooting here so that's it we're just going to say you know we're going to fucking take it truly so they all are like gathering around this fire and they're now they're going to cook their dinner which is unfortunately not this is not an a plus experience for them because because the groceries were very spotty. We did not, unfortunately, have a scene like we did on Beverly Hills, where they actually went into a supermarket and we're like, oh, my God, they actually sell hot dog buns here, not just hot dogs.

What is this miracle place? But Angie doesn't really eat. I mean, we've seen clips. You know how Angie's like, I am going to have a scene with my father where I show him how I cook. It's like she doesn't seem to really know what she's making. It's like, here is a grilled. piece of salmon and she was going to bring like a whole lamb to cook on that campfire and like Angie we can't do a lamb can you just bring some hot dogs that's fine so basically she got hot

dogs but she didn't get buns and she didn't like get napkins or something or she like she really missed like you didn't get ketchup so they kind of are like putting together this like slapdash kind of barbecue thing Mary just pulls out some supermarket bagel and then she starts eating it like a like a pizza bread in a way that was like really weird to me she just was biting into it and uh they all looked like they were starving and unhappy yeah yeah pretty much um and she the best part was she bought a brag she brought a bag of asparagus with no way to cook you asparagus just a bag of asparagus yeah so then they talk about they all laugh about that stuff and then um they eat some raw hot dogs and we don't get any Beverly Hills like, oh my God, a hot dog.

I eat one hot dog every year. Yeah. There's no performance. Once a year and Erica like, look at me eating the hot dog. Look at me. I'm going to eat a hot dog too. Yeah, here it goes. Eating the hot dog.

Me too. You first. You first. Okay. I ate some. Yeah, there's not. Why aren't there hot dog in the bush? Yeah, there's definitely none of that performative.

Like, we're like celebrities. They're just like us moments like they do on Beverly Hills. Because actually, like, what we do see is that the few people who do eat hot dogs, they've kind of, like, curled the hot dogs up in, like, there's like burger buns. So they're like eating them in the burger buns in that way. And you know that, like, if we're on Beverly Hills, they would not know what to do. Like, well, well, first of all, they wouldn't even have the bun. And second of all, they just, they would not know, well, we don't have hot dog buns.

We have these burger buns, but I don't know. The hot dog is not the same shape as the burger bun. So we can't use it. Oh, well, I guess we're just. not going to have dinner tonight yeah it just wouldn't be something that they would be able to figure out but on this show they're all sitting there with their hot dogs and the burger buns which by the way for the record i hate that i hate having a hot dog in a breaded product that is not a hot dog bun it's so annoying right you have all that like non like when you have that's the

part that sticks out from the bread that doesn't have any bread with it so you're just eating like solo hot dog and then when you get to the bread there's too much bread oh i don't think there's ever too much bread. I'm just in it for the buns. The proportion's wrong. Proportions wrong when you have it like in a slice of bread. Yeah. It's not well thought out. But hot dogs in general, everybody knows, you know, they're not well thought out. They don't fit

in the bun properly. And then you've got the whole like there's always one. There's a certain amount of hot dogs in the package and there's one fewer bun. So it never really makes sense. It's the worst rift. It's the worst grift that we've all. Hought dogs have been fucking us over for years. You know, no one's really ever done anything about it. And look at

Congress is like trying to fix all this bullshit that doesn't need fixing like get in there and deal with the hot dog people i was just about to say that why can't like let's let's put some of this energy into something that's really useful like getting hot dog buns and hot dog packages on the same on the same page okay it's time it's time that we address this it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so heather says brawn when you were at b yu did you ever hear of creepy stuff that would happen at Provo Canyon. And she's like, of course I did.

Yeah, because girls would go missing. Is that true? I've heard stories. I've heard stories. I've heard a lot of stories that girls would come to Provo Canyon. And there were things about their businesses and they weren't going right. And I'll tell you that much. I'm not sure if they're true, but I will tell you that I've heard them.

I've heard them. That's why whenever you go into any Italian deli, they always say, don't go to Provo alone. Don't go to Provo alone. I don't think that's what they're saying. Well, I don't want to put a damper on this trip, but I love provolone. And this canyon is notorious for like freaky shit. And it's the, you know, the legend of Molly Sorensen, the polygamist girl who escaped the colony and had been seeking retaliation on the community ever since, on young girls mostly? And Angie goes, what community?

And Murdoz goes, well, yeah, we're not young. We're saying. I think we've aged out of being abducted by ghosts. So I'm not too concerned. And if I do see a ghost, I'll say, you can leave. I'm just saying it's freaky. It's freaky. Girls go missing.

And women had, like, sinned, and she would basically bring them to justice. That's what would happen. She would take virgins, and then she would murder them. No, she would take virgins who became sluts. And then she would murder them for becoming sluts. Heather is definitely regressing to her like a 12 year old self on a sleepover trying to scare all the other girls and like no one's really no one cares. I mean, I never would have been a good time girl at BYU because because I knew the legend of Molly Sorensen. What happens to good time girls and what you don't you don't want to don't want to mess with her?

Because we talked about it all the time at BYU, especially when we were a freshman, especially when we're out partying and flashing guys with our tits because we're good time girls. Oops, didn't need to say that part. It's six years later, and Heather is still worried about being called a good time girl. I love it. I love that this tortures her her whole life. She's like, she's never going to let it go. She's like, I couldn't have been a good time girl. I was afraid of Molly Sorensen.

You see, all these years later, still proving my point. You know, I heard that Molly Sorensen goes and abducts people who use a thumbs up emoji, which is why I never would use that in a phone text. Molly Sorensen would murder people by sending them a thumbs up text emoji, which everybody knows means you're about to die, you sled. Everybody knows it. Well, we forgot to Google murders in Provo Canyon. Whitney's like,

and she didn't do the research. So Heather's like, you guys might be surprised to see me helping Bromwin with her hot dog, but I'm a good person because when you're in nature, it puts everything under perspective. It's just so beautiful. Yes, everything's in perspective,

which means that you can help someone else when their hot dog gets stuck on their little fork thing. So, uh, Bronwyn's like, yeah, yeah, we really, you know, we kayaked it out. It was really fun. It was really fun. Wow. Is it really nature? Or do you think it's actually just fun that we're on a trip without Lisa and you can actually just be yourself? Heather goes, that's a shitty thing to say, Angie, even though I was definitely thinking that.

No, really, though. You don't think I'm myself around Lisa? You don't? I'm not myself around Lisa Barlow? well, would you be nice to Bronwyn if Lisa was here? Well, I think that I would have had a good moment with her on a kayak for sure. For sure I would.

And they're like, wow, Heather finally being herself without Lisa, which is so silly. Heather's been friends with Lisa for five minutes. Yeah. But also, hasn't this been like an ongoing like well that they go to on this show? For a while it was Heather's a different person when she's not around Jen Shaw

and then wasn't, did Heather say this about Lisa at some point? Like Lisa's a better person when she's maybe not around Meredith. I don't know. That part may be a confabulation on my part. But basically they're saying to Heather, like, yeah, look, you're so much more fun without Lisa around, gosh.

And Heather's like, well, I mean, okay, my stuff with Bronwyn is not about Lisa. And I thought it was worse that you jumped on board with it. And when he's like, but it's like hard. If you're like on the outs, I think with like Lisa, um, um, um, can someone interrupt me? I don't really know where my sentence is going. But like, who feels on the outs with Lisa right now besides Bronwyn? Anybody? And when he's like, hello?

Yeah, the very next day after New York, Lisa went online and started calling me a liar again. It was horrible. Well, because you were lying about her in the reunion. So that's why she was doing it. She's making her sound like she's being bullied. And Meredith's like, oh, and you didn't do anything online, right? You didn't do anything. I haven't done one thing.

I stayed off. Yeah. When any, anytime something went on sale, the new iPhone went on sale. And I was like, I'm not getting in that line. I'm offline. Brittany's like, well, I think that's like a little hypocritical because like, I have a question. Okay, I have a question. Why would you even say something so horrific?

Like, you just, I can't even say it. It's so crass. But you said, you do Jared for money. How could you even say something like that, Whitney? How could you? Everybody just groans. They're like, oh, shut up. There's like, is Brittany even a part of the same conversation?

What is she talking about? And Whitney's like, I didn't say you did. I asked if you did. Yes, you did. You did say it. You said, why do you have sex with Jared for money? That's exactly what you said. No, I posed it as a question.

Oh, she didn't say you have sex. By the way, she said, you suck dick. she said you suck dick am i right question mark so it's a question so when you's like yeah when you came from my business i put it back on you and i said what do you do for money and then i said ha because that was stronger and yeah i'm not proud that i said you suck dick suck jarrah's dick but i'm sorry i'm sorry that i said that what does that have to do with people shading your business online. Why can't I shade your business online without being called a D putter in her mouth there? Because it hurt, Brittany. It hurt. But you literally out of the blue said Britney. U.S.D. for Jared.

I mean, because you out of the blue brought up my business, Brittany. No, because you were trying to shade Lisa and I was defending her. That's why. Uh-huh. No, I, Lisa's not a window. I wasn't trying to shade her. Then why would you say that when you were like getting dragged on social media? That's a new low Whitney. That is a new low. And I'm really disappointed. It's a real new low.

It's... Because, because I had a business that felled. Okay? That's it. Justin went in awe with me and now we have nothing. It felled. It felled real bad. Okay. I don't have a business pending lawsuits. And in

like general, it's in legal turmoil. oil. Like, I have a business that felled. I had to fire 30 employees. Do you think that was fun? It wasn't fun. Okay. Although we did have a little bit of like, like, we put out some lemonade and put out party hats and said, congrats. Now that you're fired, you get a free piece of prism jewelry. So it was actually, actually like firing them was pretty fun now that I think about it. We had a great time. Yeah, but Whitney, that's why it's so hypocritical for you to be making fun of somebody else's troubles that they're having in business do you not see that this is exactly why you're a fucking hypocrite but she's put on the victim cloak so it has shielded her so bra so now everybody's

just like oh you know they're just staring at her and brahma it's a good one i didn't know that i didn't know that i didn't know that your business felt yeah i felt i didn't know i felt it's something i was really excited about and that started as a massive success and by start as a massive success you know i sold a few things and then it just went downhill from there than I felled. Yeah, her whole changing the name of the company halfway through was stupid. Like you've worked all these years on building a brand and then you're like, no, I'm going to just change it and change everything about it.

And then pretend I'm designing jewelry that I'm getting off of Temu or whatever. Was it Milo and the first one was Whitney Rose, wasn't it? It wasn't it just like Whitney Rose? And then she changed it to the name of her kids and then she had Prism. So I'm not really sure which one felled, but. It's a lot of changes there. Not a lot of consistency. So she's like, I'm not a stranger to the ebbs and flows of business,

but I have never actually had something just flat out tank. We're talking millions, thousands, and it's just so emotionally hard for me because I didn't just fell myself. I fell my employees. I felt my customers. I felt my family. Like, I just felt like the weight of everyone this is affected. I felt how much I felt.

You know what I mean? I feel like there was like a confessional look a year or two ago that you could say did tank. I think you did tank on at least one thing so far. But I found. I found. You look, I made a bad choice and I'm cleaning up all that shit from it, which is that I decided to take a poop with a toilet seat down. It was a terrible choice and now I'm cleaning it up. But I don't need my...

I'm sorry, Witt. Okay, I'm sorry. You can say that I suck thee for money now. You can say it now, but I don't think, I don't think you are sorry, because why would you sling mud at me today? Why would you bring it up? Why would you even bring up someone's business? How could you do that to a woman when we're talking about Lisa's business failing? How could you sling mud at me?

It's like, well, to me, fair, we are kind of surrounded and sitting in mud. It's almost like anything we do, fling some mud somewhere. No, so maybe learn the lesson that unless you know facts, you don't go there. Whitney Rose, suddenly getting on a pedestal about facts is hilarious. Bronwyn has facts. Those are court documents. Mine are TikTokers that want to get famous off of my failure. I just want you to have the facts.

And I'm not scared to admit it. I love facts. That's why my favorite stroke growing up was different strokes. I know you thought I was going to say facts of life. It wasn't that one. But I like different strokes. And I end this by asking everybody sitting here. What's you talking about, Willis?

What's you talking about? Okay, I'm sorry. You know what? That's fair. I'm really sorry, Whitney. I'm really sorry. No, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some.

Think about it, Brittany. You know, I've had so many business failures before Beauty Lab. You know, we don't talk about our losses as. women as sisters. We don't talk about that. We talk about winning. We don't talk about felling. Okay. And I think that this is the time. That's why I'm, that's why I'm, that's why I'd be talking about my, I will be talking about my losses in my new New York Times bestseller book. I just won. Continue. The winning Mormon by Heather Gay. And Brum was like, but the losses, that's where you learn something. That's where you've learned something. You should talk about

your loss, which is why I'm going on the TED Talk tour about lying about that necklace. Because That was, that wasn't right. That was, Hi, ghost of Lisa Barlow says, I do talk about my losses. For instance, I lost a $60,000 ring in Palm Springs. Yeah, so that was a loss.

That was a loss. Monica has it. Monica's still wearing it in her TikToks. She's still wearing in her TikToks. I have to say, like, it takes a lot of courage to be an entrepreneur, or to take a risk, or to start your own business,

or to buy an RV, or to have his twin-sized bed. that you share with your husband. That would never happen. And thanks for being vulnerable because really, I believe that I think all of us are in business or have our own business know how hard it is. They're like, oh my God, we're just sisters, guys. So Whitney's like, yeah, and I have to watch my back every day that someone's going to write

a story. And then Brittany comes up behind her and starts hugging her. And she's like, ew, I'm not ready for a hug. God. Well, okay, but I still want an apology for the dick-sucking comment. She did apologize, by the way, just now. Oh, my God, Brittany. Brittany, she's like pouring her heart out.

Well, I can still give you sympathy and still think that, like, it was a she thing to say. She's like, okay, let's do one step at a time. One step at a time. Let's go step by step. I also like that one, too. That was up there with different strokes. Okay. Sympathy first.

And then you can work on apology later. They're not mutually excusive, as Meredith would say, okay? Sympathy first. Apologies later, Brittany. And so Brittany's like, well, how can she say whatever she wants? But then I make a slight gaff, and I have to fall all over myself apologizing. What's that about? What's it about?

It's a gaff. Gaff. You have to apologize to your gaffes. So, Angie's like, Brittany, you have, like, came in hot. She's like, thank you so much. I knew that bikini was the right decision. No, that's not what that means. Oh, well, I'm just clapping.

back and just standing up for myself, I felt like I was a punching bag and I don't want that anymore. I don't want to be a punching bag. Guys, I have an announcement. I'm no longer a punching bag. Okay, Brittany, we don't want to hear it. The one person who was nice of you, you went after and in case you can't figure that out was me. Remember when you saying I was crying in the bathroom late at night? I remember. And you burned this bridge. I'm not interested. I'm not interested in you. And Brittany's like, Meredith, you turned on beyond a time, Meredith. And then we see the recording thing. Are you recording us? I am done with you. I have had enough of you. We were good friends. Then all of a sudden, well, no, we were never good friends. We were barely

friends. I barely even knew you. Do not lie. Oh, really? Oh, really? Lie. Yeah, how many times if I talk to you on the telephone, Brittany? Have I ever picked up the phone and called to you? She goes, yes, you have. Yes, you have. What, once? Twice. Twice. That's 200% more than you thought.

And we also went to lunch for a couple of hours, and that was nice. Don't laugh at me. She's like, they talked on the phone twice. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No, well, you used me. You used me, Meredith. Oh, all I. used you, yeah, because I really

need you. My toddler is more famous than your fingernail, and I'm the one who used you? I don't think so. Yes, you used me as a punching bag for your latent aggression. Murder sees me as the weakest link, and she could just go after me like a target, and I absolutely think that, but she doesn't know

me that well. I'm like, well, you're the one who just was proclaiming that you guys were really good friends. You were the one who just was like, we're really good friends, we spoke on the phone. She doesn't know me that well. Like, within, like, 10 seconds of saying those things. The fucking Britney. Well, I don't need a thing from you, and I find you to be absolutely uninteresting.

All right. I have zero, zero respect for you. All right. You're like row to me. I will always choose care of here. Always. Okay, listen. Guys, guys, Heather Gay here.

I had done a little research on the legend of Molly McButter. I'm sorry, Molly Sorensen. And Mary's like, isn't it time for us to go to bed already? No, don't you want to do a little investigating Mary? Don't you want to do this? Let's go on a little tour and see what we can find out here in the dark. Oh, God. And Mary's like, in every scary movie, the black person gets killed first.

So I'm not like, I'm not doing this. But they do. So they do it. Yeah. They're going to do it. So they get on their cameras and there, and Heather's like locked and loaded, camcorders ready, eyes and ears open, anything spooky, stay in tune with yourself. And if anything happens, scream. That's the first rule.

Noise is our friend. Is this a rule for Molly Sorensen or is this their rule for going to a reunion at the end of the season? Oh, you did we freeze. Yeah, we froze for a second. say? I said when she said if anything happens, scream, that's the first rule. Noises our friend. I was like,

is this for finding Molly Sorensen or is this like your advice for doing it? That's how I feel every time I turn on your show. I'm like, noise is our friend. I love this screaming. It feels so good. So think of the legend of Provo Canyon, the things we heard at BYU

and heard around the campfire growing up. And most of all, think of the fact that Molly Sorensen is still on the hunt and she's looking for women with loose morals. And then she signs her camera at Britney. Why are we walking in the mud?

So then there's like a noise. Did you hear that? I don't like this. Let's go. I don't like it. I don't like this at all. They start to run and then they're like, they're freaking out. They're like now like worked themselves into a tizzy.

And Heather's like, I don't know how we get home. How do we get home? How do we get home? I'm like, run towards all the light of the production. in the corner of there. You see? And Britney looks right into the camcorder.

She puts it right in her face and she's like, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Why gosh? Just start seeing her miss I got again. Well, we can't go forward. I think we need to go back. I don't want to go here.

There's no toddlers in this area. I want to go back to the same thing. Yeah. And then we just start hearing screams coming from everywhere. And Meredith is like, I don't like this. I don't like that. I don't like that. standing on in the middle of a train track you see like you see just flashes of lights like they're all

going to die and they end this episode making us think that these women are really going to be killed by molly sorens in the slut kill and they take themselves completely serious and i loved it i was so funny well again only this show can have this silly ass thing as an actual like they said we're going to start to season off with a cliffhanger about like a ghost that's going to kill the entire cast. That's what they, that's what production really said. Like, this is where we're going to leave off. And we're all on board. And that's what they

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