Watch What Crappens - #3007 Crappy Hour 9-22-25: RHONY and RHONJ Casting Rumors
Episode Date: September 23, 2025This week in Bravo headlines, casting rumors are swirling for RHONJ and RHONY and Jen Shah forgives Andy for saying she probably won’t be coming back to the network. We go live every other ...Monday at 530 PM Pacific! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30 PT on YouTube and Patreon! YouTube.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hello, everybody, and welcome to Watch What Crapins.
I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben over there.
Hi, Ben.
Hello, everyone.
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the rapture people it is the rapture holy people are going to heaven and the rest of us are
screwed a second okay why is there a rapture on russia shot by the way happy russia shana to my fellow
happy rapture shana no rapture shana yeah wait why is there a rapture tomorrow where did that come
from i feel like normally there's like you haven't heard it leading up no i thought like normally
there's like remember when there was one in like 2012 it was like everyone's talking about the rapture the rapture
May 20th, May 21st, whenever it was.
You can't just, like, have a surprise rapture.
It doesn't work that way.
I didn't know until a few days ago.
I started seeing all these TikToks posted on Reddit of people being like, y'all, the rapture's coming.
We're so excited.
You know, we're selling all our stuff.
I'm just sitting out here looking at the stars and just, I just can't wait for rapture date.
Like, people are so excited that think they're getting raptured.
I saw a lady today who was, like, going to Walmart to buy more Bibles, which I don't know.
Do you just need those for the raptures?
to prove that you're like the most religious, I don't know, but she was stocking up on Bibles and she was leaving like to go when she left notes on how to take care of her pets.
I guess the sinners are going to stay down here and take care of all the holy people's pets.
I guess is how the rapture works.
That's how it seems to be in their mind.
So the rapture does not take animals too, just humans?
I guess.
Well, some people are like, oh, my gosh, will they take the dogs?
You know, that's like a big thing on TikTok right now.
They're like, is Jesus going to take our dogs or just us?
but I used to be I was raised that the rapture meant that the sinners all burn I think we all burn down here and then the holy people get taken up but I think now people are like oh no you just have to stay on earth and take care of our pets I guess oh okay so it's just basically like free dog sitting okay yeah dog sitting okay well I hope that there's no rapture tomorrow because real housewives of Salt Lake City is on so I would that'd be terrible timing we're
just aren't the season. KDC says some of us can finally get a house. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's hilarious.
Well, I got a huge deal on this house. You know, the rapture market. It was, it was pretty good this year.
The new show on HGTV, Rapture Hunters. It's like, well, now that a whole bunch of inventories opened up, Joyce and Michael have decided to move to Manhattan.
One of their, one of their places is close to the center of town.
The other place is close to the burning fiery pits of hell.
Which will they choose?
Great news, everyone.
Lola Broadhead says, she's in the UK.
It's 1.33 a.m.
And the rapture has not happened yet.
So fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
I mean, it's all, look, it's already happened.
I mean, look, I mean, if you're like in Asia, you've been, you've been in prime rapture time.
for many hours does the rapture care about time zones is it like yeah that's the thing no one knows
what time exactly because there's so many different time zones you know so people are going to be
waiting for a while it's not going to be like uh i was completely wrong at 6 am you know it's going to
take a couple of days and then they're you know we'll see if there are a couple of days left
it's like it's like finding you have a package that's showing up with fedex ground and you're like
well it's out for delivery it's arriving sometime today and then at like 5 430 you're like sorry it's
coming in. We don't really know when it's coming in. You'll get an update in a few days.
You're like, but what about the rapture? Exactly. Yeah, you've been rescheduled.
The rapture has been rescheduled. So just wait. So I don't know. We'll see. Time will tell.
Okay. Time will tell. But good luck to everybody out there. Let's hope we get taken.
Well, happy Rush Ashana for real. I forgot that it was tonight. I thought it was tomorrow.
It is tomorrow, but I forgot that it actually starts tonight. I'm being a bad Jew. So apologies to
whoever was hoping that I'd make them
a Rush Ashana dinner tonight because I'm not, because I
didn't, and I have no apples. And I went to the market
today and I still didn't buy any apples, which was my
failure.
But, but,
but, you know what?
Blue is a very Jewish
color. And we're both
in blue. We're blue. So, you know
what? We're honoring. This is
our honor. This is our, our fancy
Rosh Hashanah T-shirt.
So let's talk some
Bravo stuff, shall we? Let's, let's kick off the new year
with some bravo some bravo goss shall we okay well what do you want to start with um well
you know actually there's something i want to start with let's you know i always like to start
you know with like a little stupid thing there's something we have not addressed and i don't know
if you've even seen this have you been aware on ticot and on social media that sarah from
real house as of dubai has gone viral have you seen her little quote going all over social
media from a few weeks ago the one where it's like don't don't let your job don't do the job you love
love that wait what does she say don't don't love your job job job your love yeah job your love yeah
that's been going for a while it's been going on for a while but I feel like we've never addressed it
and I feel like we just have to address like we have to say like we are aware that this is happening
and I think it's what's to me so funny about it is that for the for the majority of the world for like
the entire world population minus like 25,000 people.
They have no idea who this lady is.
She just showed up out of nowhere saying this bullshit.
And then for those of us who know who Sarah is,
I think this is the most hilarious thing.
Because I just love that we sat through two seasons of her
speaking utter bullshit that makes no sense being a total faker.
And now she's basically getting roasted by the world.
And of course, she sees it as praise.
She sees it as like her message getting through.
Oh my God, I went viral, you know?
Like I said, don't do the job.
Job you love. Job you love. Job your job. Or whatever. Don't love your job. Job your love.
Yeah. She tries to explain what this actually means. Don't love your job. Job your love.
She tries to explain it as like, you know, the love that you have, like treat it like a job. Like go and like, you know, show up and like you put in your hours. And like that's your love. Like that's what's like, shut up, Sarah.
Yeah. And then the fact that like she, they all have to say Dr. Sarah. Oh, Mom, Donnie. When she like went like she had like this bull.
bogus not i'm not gonna say bogus but she got a stupid degree she got a stupid doctorate and now everyone
has to call her a doctor she's just i don't know well you know i think that i never
i think i never brought it up because i feel like we've already done that before when we talked
about dubai because we would always make comments like that you know because she was always making
some spiritual platitude bullshit comments and so i felt like we had already done so many risks on that
that it just seemed like one of those times
where something we constantly made fun of
literally came true right in front of our eyes
and it just made me feel good.
I will tell you this much,
that girl's not getting raptured
because you know, God's like,
no, don't job your love.
Don't job your love.
Don't love your rapture.
Rapture your love.
Which actually makes more sense
than what she says.
Yeah.
So she's still a dummy.
So there are
some real housewives of new york casting rumors well first i saw a clip of an interview with
aaron erin leachie queen of you know you all if even if you don't watch new york you might
know her as the person who brought um a very special alcohol to america for the first time
yeah mescal mezcal she brought mezcal what an innovator we'd never heard it's pretty good
it's pretty good i heard it's great i'm so glad that she invented it she's the christopher columbus
mess cow she really is she brought it over to america in blankets filled with smallpox um yeah her mescal
is her smallpox blanket yeah remember that next time you take a sip
aaron who is just full of so much personality and really one has to credit erin for really
you know being a breakout star on that reboot you know thank god for her thank god for all that
humor and personality
she's just so Aaron in this
interview so she's talking about
you know who she knows from the
the OG cast
and she's like yeah well
like I see Sonia but like
she never remembers who I am
I mean it's like ridiculous I'm like
hello like I literally
know you like we've literally
met and she just every time she sees me
she's like who are you
I mean really I mean Aaron you're Aaron
you know
Aaron and Sonia
Sonia, Sonia, too. Like, you're forgettable and she's forgetful. I mean, what do you expect?
Yeah. And then she says that her mom, she says, Luan's a blast, Duranda's a blast. Bethany's
actually been very nice to me on DM. Like, she really, she told me where to get the best chicken salad.
I thought that was really nice. But her mom lives in Ramona's apartment building, not her apartment,
but her apartment building. And they ran into each other. And my mom said something to her like,
Oh, yeah, my daughter's on the show now.
And she's like, oh, yeah, I don't watch that.
It's doing terribly.
And my mom's, like, dying.
She's like, oh, okay, thanks.
That's so remote.
That's so remote.
I'm like, you know what?
I can't watch the reboot.
But you know what?
I was doing terribly, okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But from what I've heard,
everyone on the show looks older than me, okay?
Because I look young.
They look old.
I look young.
They look old.
Oh, wow, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah.
Okay, so there are casting rumors on Real Housewives of New York.
I mean, you got to have it to them for it.
They just keep trying, you know?
Yeah, that's commendable.
Yeah, it really is.
So we know that Bryn is gone.
We know that Rebecca Minkoff.
Becky, Becky Minkoff is gone.
Becky, uh, Beck's.
Backer.
Um, so there's, uh, over on EntertainmentNow.com.
There is a handy infographic.
Actually, this came, the infographic really came from the IG account.
where what happens live so by the way there's no there's there's there's nothing that says any of this is
true this is just what's going through the gossip mill right now and so the goss is that returning players
are sye aaron jessel and maybe jena how do you feel about just that rumor alone um i mean fine
fine i think i just need more time you know i need more time what if time was the next
person coming back. It's going to be sigh, Aaron, Jessel, and time. Can we worry about this after
rapture time? It's one of those stories. I'm like, eh, I don't know that I'm ready. Let's get the
rapture works out. Yeah, I just need some more time. I mean, look, every, every season we try and
scrub the DVR of our brains and start, start anew. So I just hope it's better. The last one was
super not great and ended really badly. So I don't know. I don't know that any of that was these
people's fault, but I don't really credit them with giving a great season either. So I guess we'll
just have to wait and see, you know? I hope it's great. I want New York to be great. So that's what
I'll say. I'll keep it positive like that. I want New York to be great. So whatever you're doing
over there, I hope you do it greatly. I think that's a great. That's a great attitude. I think we all,
I think we're actually all rooting. We're like Tara Banks. We're rooting for you. We're all rooting for you.
We want New York to be great. It has a great legacy. I'm not trying to be a pun with that, but it does
have a great legacy and we want nothing but the best. It's one of the greatest cities in the
nation, if not the world. It has such a unique identity. It just needs to be given a cast that
should reflect the greatness of New York, but actually maybe not the true greatness of New York
because they actually tried to address the true greatness in New York by showing like of this big
diverse cast of fascinating, you know, art, art, already fashion forward people, but it's like,
no, I actually want kind of the worst of New York. I kind of want the awful people in the
upper side who are tone deaf and obnoxious and they go to the hamptons they don't they don't
understand how much things cost and they're terrible like that's actually what i want i want to go
into their worlds i don't need to go into an influencer's world i know i i don't it's not
exciting for me to go into a brin went field world so well it's also also i think one thing they
were trying to do you know beyond the diversity because new york had been getting in so much
trouble because of comments that need that uh not derinda that um romona was making and the season
with ebony and all that that happened that was a disaster of a season and i think that they were
coming back thinking you know what we'll give the audience what they want non-problematic people
who aren't going to get canceled and of course that ended up backfiring with brin but at the time
you know you could kind of see what they were going for the problem with that is non-problematic people
who don't aren't going to get canceled any minute don't make good housewives
To be a good real housewife, you have to be insane and you have to prepare to try and count, like they're going to counsel them at some point.
They're going to say something.
They're going to be so bold that they're going to get in trouble.
And that's part of being a real housewife.
And it's nothing to do with the diversity.
It doesn't mean you have to have a bunch of ignorant white ladies, but they're ignorant people of every color.
And I think they should all be represented.
Absolutely.
There are plenty of crazy people from all walks of life.
that they should find and instead Bravo tried to do something that was like I don't know out of the pages of like Cosmo or something and it was like no one wants Cosmo we want to want we want to like see the stupid people from like town and country or something but yeah we need it we need to fix that however I mean I it wasn't a total outright failure I do think that Jessel was a great find someone who is delusional who is ridiculous who says ridiculous things like that's where Jessel Jessel was so strong they did not center her
this last season. I always said that was a mistake. I think Aaron, I don't know, Aaron,
like, I believe it or I actually was rooting for Aaron to be better than she was. I think
Aaron was, she was trying. She understood the assignment, but she just couldn't execute it the way
I think that she saw that she could. She knew that she had to stir the pot. She knew she had to
get into things, but she just wasn't compelling in the way she did it. And, you know, I think
Sye was most improved. So when they said that Jessel, the rumor is Jessel and Sye come back,
I can't believe that I'm actually in a place where I'm like, okay with Sye being back.
Because after the first season, I never wanted to see her on my TV again.
Yeah, they changed you.
But still not hilarious.
So I need more hilarity.
So let's see who we've got here.
One lady is named Nicole Daisy Toyet, Martha Stewart's makeup artist.
I appreciate the link to Martha Stewart.
it. I don't feel like makeup artist is, I don't feel like makeup artist is where we should go for a
real housewife. Yeah, like we need Martha Stewart. We don't need Martha Stewart's makeup artist. I mean,
what the hell? We want to be aspirational. Now, of course, there's like makeup artists that are like
the top of their career and they are like very esteemed and they are artists and they are like
really wonderful at what they do. And by the way, almost to a T, every single makeup artist I've ever
met my entire life has always been absolutely bad shit crazy oftentimes in a great way in a great
hilarious way but i think that these shows are about the people who employ the makeup artists
not necessarily the makeup artists well wait you're going to get another one because now we have
june ambrose who is a celebrity stylist okay that's just a whole different show you know what i mean
put june and Nicole on a different show where stylists are going out and fighting with each other
and like fighting over clients and stuff like that i feel like i've heard of june ambrose
before. I don't know where I've heard of her before. I'm sure someone's going to
wait in. Well, her picture's like this. She's like looking up, which I like.
I like that Carrie's shoot. I don't, I just came in. I missed the context of this,
but Carrie in the comment says, Carol is garbage. So a perfect housewife. Great. I'm
always good for anyone garbage. Yeah, June Amper's. Yeah, I don't know. Stylists, my concern with
stylist is that like we just sort of had two seasons of people coming from that world and it was not
great so brianna is saying now june has been in the game for over 30 years right she's famous right
she's she's known right and a lot of this is to not a lot of this we i mean we don't know we see just like
a little they're literally teeny tiny pictures with their names and what they do so this is all blind
we don't we don't have any idea if these people would be good or not because when i first saw romona
singer on TV I said absolutely not and I would not watch that show because she looked insane
she was like well like just like kind of cross-eyed like look I just uh and just her attitude
and I thought no how how why would they cast this person which of course once I did start
watching it completely understood how they cast her but you know you never really know until
you see somebody in their element if they're going to be good or not so the next one by the way I just
I just want to say, people in the comments are really, like, they're saying that June is really, she's sort of like an icon.
She's been in the game for a long time. And people seem to be actually quite excited at the idea of June being a real housewife.
So I'm actually going to trust our listeners on this because I know our list, like, we're all kind of on the same page.
And if our listeners are saying she's been around for a while and if she was on the show, like that would be a get, I trust that, okay, like, I believe that.
Just how like we always said that like on Beverly Hills, like, why do they not have Nicolette Sheridan?
right like where's nicolette sheridan i kind of feel like it sort of seems like maybe we're getting
some of that energy here with june ambrose it's time for a commercial it's time for a crapans commercial
so the next one up is erika fay jones who's a real estate developer and it's interesting
that she has fay in her name because she has pha resnick face and you know what i'm going to
share this so we can show people these uh who we're talking about why not window
Share the window.
Share the ladies.
Let's bring the ladies up, shall we?
Okay, so Erica Faye is right here.
I'm getting Faye face, aren't you?
And her name is Erica Faye.
Yeah, and on top of it, actually,
I'm looking at some other pictures on Google Images,
and she sort of has like an,
Eva Lengoria meets Lindsay from Summerhouse Face 2,
which I think is like a great sign.
That's a great, that's a great combo.
Erica Faye.
What's her name, Jones?
Okay.
let's see let's go to google images let's see um yeah this is the picture they used which is kind
of fay face right um oh my god oh that's charlie kirk's wife is that what that is erika faye
jones divorce who is that i'm getting all my faces mixed up like they got charlie kirk's wife
to be on new york let's start spreading the rumor you'd be former isn't that who this is
yeah uh it looks like it might be it might be i think that is
I can't tell, right?
I think it probably is.
Oh, Google Images is trolling us.
Okay.
So that's her.
So I don't know.
She's a real estate developer.
What do I know?
Okay.
So then we get...
By the way, JR in the comment says that Martha's makeup artist has her own company and is really rich.
Okay.
So I'm okay.
They need to say that.
They need to say that.
Like makeup on the description.
Yeah, say like rich, crazy lady with a makeup company.
That's how you sell it.
You know, tell me someone's makeup artist.
That's a difference.
Say makeup.
They make up entrepreneur like Chanel Lyon.
Come on.
Speaking of somebody in the comments also said,
Chanel said she was going to be moving to New York while her son went to school.
So come on,
people.
Pay attention.
I think we need to like with Real Housewives of Dubai,
they just really need to take that cast.
It's like,
it should be like a corporate reorg.
Just like put everyone,
just scatter them into different shows.
But Caroline Brooks here.
Put Chanel's there.
Put Caroline Stamberry somewhere else.
Like just there is.
talent on that show. Let's not lose it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Who do we have next here? I'm looking at a different
window. You go next. Do you still have it up? Okay. Yes. Chanel Jones. Shianel, Chanel Jones,
Cheyennell. She's a Today Show host. So I like that because she can always be like,
oh, hi, ladies. How are we doing? Oh, oh, oh, I know. I love Today's show hosts.
Like Hoda.
Yeah.
I mean, wasn't Hoda?
Wasn't Hoda?
Not Huda.
Sorry.
Hoda.
I had a under Hoda today's show.
Hoda.
Hota.
Cotby.
Yeah, she was the third hour.
I liked her when she was always like, hey, how's everybody doing?
Today we're going over a new kind of coffee that I can't live without.
I can't live without it.
I love coffee.
I like that constantly laughing on the verge of maniacal, you know,
shakes kind of a person.
I think if you're going to do like a TV host,
you have to like,
it's a double-edged sword because either they're like very fake
and they're not going to really give you their true self
because they have a broadcasting career they care about
or like you want someone like Stacey from Potomac
who maybe is like out of a job or move to this
to get like a higher job and has like that fake thing.
But you can see there's like chicanery like underneath the surface
that comes out in a really fun
way like so i think that's yeah like i think hoda there's a risk that it goes wrong or something you know
like i think that there's something under that maniacal like happiness there's always something like
she pinches babies or something you know so i'm i'm the same as you i'm rooting for it
erika fay jones is joselle's brian's best friend and business partner says michael horn who is
by the way michael horn has a podcast you all should listen to it uh i think we did know that
but didn't erika show up on some potomac episodes now that now that michael says it yeah i didn't know
I feel like she showed up and I think she did.
I think that that's a plus, right?
Okay, so now we have Sarah Wetton Hall, owner of the colony Palm Beach and Hedges, East Hampton.
Okay, so put her in.
She's going to be awful.
She's a yes.
She's going to be awful.
She sounds terrible.
Let's do it.
Bring her for sure.
She is capitalizing off of super wealthy people and she probably has certain ideas of like what's right and what's wrong.
and she's probably asked backwards, get her in there right away.
Yeah, so this is nine people, including Jenna.
So we'll see how this pans out.
But you know what?
You guys keep on cooking in that kitchen,
and I can't wait to see what you bring out.
And I would say this.
I'm going to say that Jenna, I think that she should be a friend of.
I think I had high hopes for Jenna because I loved her show,
whatever I'm blanking what it was called.
But the show that she had on HBO Max before this,
I thought she was quirky and fun and fabulous.
And that did not translate onto housewives.
So I appreciate that Jenna is original and she's like a different type of housewife.
And I like that.
I do like that she's very successful and wealthy.
And, but I think that like maybe she might need like a friend of season.
And then we can reevaluate to see if she can come back to like full-fledged housewife.
But I love her.
I just don't know if she's, I don't know if she was quite compelling enough to be housewife.
well there are other rumors swirling about real housewives of new jersey casting there have been rumors that teresa is not being asked back because she's refusing to film with melissa still so um basically in one in one interview she says i'm not desperate for that job i'll be fine
Blink, blink, blink, blink.
And in another, she, because then people were like,
oh, my God, Teresa's really not coming back.
And then so in another interview, she was like,
well, you know, my door is like cracked.
Like, you know, like, I'm kind of open to it.
You know, like, I can maybe like make up with her heart,
but like we'll see how it goes.
So she's kind of backpedaling on that.
And someone said, hey, Teresa, is it true?
You're not coming back to Real Housewives of New Jersey.
and she was like, whatever, I'm the OG.
I can't tell. I really cannot tell what the situation is with Teresa.
I keep on saying that Bravo is never going to drop Teresa, but people are saying like Louis is like too much of a liability.
I really don't know how it's going to shake out.
Well, we still don't know what's going on with Jersey, but apparently they've got a lot of headlines coming out.
So I think that it's, something's going on over there because a publicity machine is back on.
It's, it's gearing up.
Recently, Jen Fessler and Jackie Goldschneider were, they were at the page six virtual reality after party for their award show that they had.
And Jen's like, well, it's me, Jen Fessler, here with Jackie Goldschnider.
We're just having a blast of this party.
What a great night.
And Jackie's like, you know.
where our friendship went wrong was when you cared only about the famous people in the room
and you didn't value our friendship and there's just a long silence because they're just like
recording some random thing at a party yeah where the fuck did that and jacky's like audibly wasted
like you can hear her she's like yeah you don't appreciate me like you appreciate everybody else
and that hurts me jenn fessler and jen's like oh well i didn't realize you felt that way i've
slept with Tony Suprano. I don't know if you've heard.
And she's like, yeah, well, it hurt me.
And all you care about is fame.
And she's like, well, I'm sorry that you feel like that.
Maybe we could talk about that at a different time.
Well, you know, it's just very hurtful because I infested so much into our friendship.
You don't care about me.
You only care about famous people.
We're always looking towards the door as he's coming in.
You don't care about me.
Who is me?
What about Jackie?
She's like,
I mean, I really like, Jackie.
I mean, I really like Jackie, but this is very rich coming from the person who, like,
dropped Margaret to go hang out with Teresa.
Like, I don't know.
Like, it's, I'm like, you know, Jackie, your reputation on this front has not been stellar.
I have to, I have to say.
Yeah, that's true.
That's a good point.
But the audio is pretty amazing.
You should listen to it.
I'm thinking I'm just making it like an extended ringtone because it was just so awkward.
And Jen Fessler is just trying to have fun.
And they're at this fun award show and Jackie was just not having it.
This is when they were recording a pod.
She was drunk during their podcast.
No, no.
It was an after party for their award show.
They just had their award show.
Yeah.
Oh, it was caught on honor.
I thought this was like their podcast that she said that.
No, I think they were doing like a live, like an Instagram live or something from the after party.
And this is when she chose to bring this up.
And she's like, you know, we're on live right now.
Yeah, and that's what I'm seeing.
You should respect our friendship.
I invested so much into this friendship.
You know, Jennifer in the comment says, Ben, you really like Jackie?
She's shown who she really is and she sucks.
No, I agree.
I think that Jackie has fully, she fully fell on her face this last season.
And I don't like, I don't like how she treated Margaret.
And I think also like her role in that stupid scandal, I don't even remember exactly what it was at this point.
I was the one who talked to the person, the woman and said was really, really bad.
I always liked her as a real housewife.
I just, I think she lost her way.
And so I would like her to have a season where she, like a redemption season, but she ended
on a sucky note.
So like, if people say like, oh, Jackie sucks, like, I wouldn't be like, no, she's the best.
I'd be like, you know, well, she had a sucky last season.
And you know what?
That's what happens.
You have a sucky last, if you suck in your season, you never know if you're going to get another
season to redeem yourself.
And so that's why it was going to be awesome.
yeah but um you know just the awkward silences just the making it awkward and the amount of awkward
silences in that recording i was like okay well you know i wouldn't mind if we revisited a jackie
because that shit's funny i was cracking up and just hearing jen fessler again because he still
sold jenn fessler it made me excited for jersey yeah i mean this is good we're building up a
a jersey desire but i wonder if like i wonder if road island is going to just like steal all that
thunder because like really the talk has been about rhode island and what they just finished
filming ray and so now they're getting ready for their like that's going to be i feel like all
the attention's going to be there i wonder if there's going to be any road island cast reveals
or anything that's going to happen at bravo con what do you think probably yeah it seems like
they're holding a lot for bravo con right yeah i feel like there's going to be
some like maybe they'll like introduce the cast even if they're not ready to show us any footage
but I would be I feel like they'll have some footage or maybe like a sizzle not a sizzle but like a
teaser if not a full trailer for bravo con and I think we're going to get that and I think we're
going to get a vanderpump rules teaser and maybe even the ladies of london I think we're
going to get everything of provocom every oh my god ladies of london yes I hope they I hope they don't
fumble ladies of London I'm so excited I know all the teasers are coming out I mean like we also
had the summer house teaser speaking of summer house there was like the tiniest little teaser that
dropped a few days ago that was basically giving us what we've always dreamed of which is a
spin-off of what happens in the city in between the weekends and i cannot tell you i i am so excited
for this i am so so excited like this is what i wanted for like nine years yeah that's going to be
good yeah yeah well yeah of course i mean it depends on which way they go we
didn't see anything. Then it showed us anything except that we're going to have a city spinoff.
So I don't know who's going to be in that. So I don't know. I'm reserved. But yeah, I'm excited.
At this point, Bravo's got me to the point where I'm just so excited to see anything.
You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm like, come on. Give me something here. Like, what am I doing
tonight? Nothing. Okay. I mean this, but you know, after this. I'm like, I'm watching baking show.
Come on, man. Give me something. Bravo.
Ronnie, your lighting's looking really good all of a sudden. It was good all the entire time.
It's a nice, like...
Oh, it's getting dark outside, that's wild.
Yeah, it's getting dark, so you're looking very highlighted.
Yeah, thank you, thank you, son, for going down.
You're really working with my cheekbones.
Ronnie, Ben, Ronnie, how was the Jeff Lewis party?
I heard it was a mess with Kelly, Todd, and her husband there.
I'll just say husband.
Yeah, there was some drama at that Jeff Lewis party.
You know what?
Look, I'm a very liberal person.
They're very conservative people, and Kelly and I both have very extreme tempers, and we have fought many time, actually.
We argue almost every time we see each other, and this was no exception.
But that said, we also laughed together quite a bit, but we don't agree on anything.
And so we got into kind of a screaming match in the middle of this hotel lobby, me and the couple, and it went on and on.
I just couldn't believe some of the stuff I was hearing.
We've made up for I'm not going to get into it because it's politics and we don't really talk about that on this show because it's especially right now. It's really inflaming everybody. Obviously it inflamed me. I lost my shit basically is what happened. And I woke up feeling like I should have been more embarrassed than I was, but I wasn't really. But it was it was ugly. It ended well. We decided to agree to disagree. And that's that's pretty much how that ended. But yeah, I don't know.
how I expected to go to a Jeff Lewis thing and for there not to be drama, but I didn't necessarily
expect that it was going to be, you know, with me. But listen, one thing I love is screaming in
arguments with people that I disagree with. So I had a good night, ultimately. But I think everything I
had to say, I said to their face. And I think they did too. And we ended it as well as, you know,
we ended it well. We agreed to disagree. You guys were like, you know, you guys were like having this
whole political argument. I was like, oh my God, are we really doing this right here? You guys were
like fighting. And then all of a sudden, three seconds later, you guys were like clutching each other.
Like, my God, I love you. It was like, no one those real housewives episodes when like people go from like on
Miami when they're like, like when Stephanie and Alexia are like fighting the next thing you know, it's like, I love you.
It's like, that's what you got. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, you guys were like, I can't.
You guys were being so say. But it was it was, it was, it was. It wasn't very deep in terms of like.
Well, it wasn't that deep. I mean, look, you've everybody's been having the same argument.
all over the country. I don't think anything either one of us said was groundbreaking or new.
It was basically liberal talking points versus conservative. I just was so, I just got so pissed
because, you know, Kelly is not some wilting flower. I mean, Kelly, when she argues, it's like,
you're wrong, communism. You know, she's, that's, that was that. And so then, of course, I start
matching that. And then before you know it, we're not even taking it that seriously. But at one
point, you know, everybody's sitting there just like this, you know, looking at it.
And I was like, oh, okay, well, I guess we should wrap this up.
So basically I was like, look, you know, Kelly, I've never agreed with you.
We have a long history of disagreeing and getting in fights, but we always find a way to make up and still laugh together when we're in the same place.
And, you know, it's ridiculous to, in this country, we're on such different pages right now.
We do have to be able to communicate with each other.
Even when you don't agree, it's important to tell people when you think their ideas are stupid and not just let them
pass by because there are sometimes I cannot just be quiet, but it's also important to kind of
listen, I guess, and then have the conversation, because I mean, what else are we going to do?
We're just all going to be beating each other up in the street soon.
So, yeah, that was that.
So, yeah, that happened.
But it ended, it ended okay.
Yeah.
It was quite, it was, it was, it was funny.
It was funny.
And the worst part was that I wanted to go home because I was like, I hadn't had dinner yet.
and I wanted to go home and like just like watch shows for the podcast.
But then I was like, if I leave now, then it seems like I'm running away from this thing.
I was like, I don't, I'm not running away.
I'm not uncomfortable.
I'm not awkward.
I just want to go home.
And it's like, you know what?
You know when you're like ready to just like you're like, you're ready to start saying your by is at a party and then something happens and then you like you can't.
And I was having a really fun time at the party.
But like, you know, like, it was just one of the things like, now I've got to sit here and they're having like the last thing I want to do is sit here during a political argument in the middle of this hotel.
but it was well it had been a long week of just reading stuff and reading in the news and reading all these
these fucking idiotic things being said and i just people were just sitting there letting it happen
and i was like hell no like i just started getting so pissed and i'm pretty i've gotten pretty
good as i've gotten older about keeping my temper in check but good lord it it left me that day and
at one point i was just like fuck it you know like if i'm never the way the best part i don't care
The best part, the best part, was at one point, Ronnie leaned back in his chair and he crossed his legs and he cupped his hands around his knee and he goes, I'm sitting back. I'm sitting back. I'm not interrupting. I'm sitting back. I'm sitting back. I'm like, they're screaming and they're like, no, you have to let the other side talk too. And I was like, okay, fine, fine. So I sat back and crossed my legs and said, fine, talk. Let me talk. I said, I'm sitting back and crossing my legs. Like, that is letting you talk. Fucking talk.
Let me talk.
I said, but you are talking.
No, but let me talk.
I said, you are talking.
It was a sight to behold, everyone.
And I'm so glad it was, it was like, it's, I'm so glad it's over.
But yeah, you guys, but like, yeah, it was, I don't know if, I don't know.
Yeah, someone says, they were talking about it or not, but it wasn't, you should ignore it.
You know, they said, you should just ignore stuff like that.
I know, and normally I'm okay with ignoring it, but sometimes I just can't ignore it.
Sometimes you need a solid, fuck you.
And I think they got one in and I got one in.
And then we ended it.
It ended fine.
Someone said, what did Jeff do?
Jeff sat there like this.
I was sitting.
Okay, first of all, this was a setup.
I'm sitting next to Jeff.
Okay, we're in these two easy chairs or whatever.
So Jeff is there.
Jeff is like this.
Because, you know, Jeff loves that shit.
Jeff loves that.
Lecendra's on my lap.
Like, Lecendra is literally sending on my lap.
And Ben was sitting on the other side of my lap.
and Ben was sitting on the other side of my lap.
We were all three sharing a chair.
Like, Andrew, Ron, and I were sitting on a chair together,
and I was trying to talk to Kristen Takeman.
And Kristen Takedman, too.
It's a cross from us, yeah.
I was trying to talk to Kristen Tickman,
and these two were having their political argument under me.
At one point, I was standing, I was like, okay, I'm going to go.
And then I was trying to talk to Kristen Takeman,
and they were screaming at each other under me while standing there.
And I was like, okay, I can't have this guy.
I was like, I can't.
But they were screaming, but then they were,
then you guys were like, hug it.
at the same time. It was so crazy. It was hilarious.
It was. Well, the hugging happened way after that. But you know what?
No, no, but there was a moment where you guys like clasped like you were like had like a joyous moment.
And then you guys. Well, because it was intense. I mean, when I'm telling you, we were screaming at each other.
We were screaming at each other. It wasn't just like, you're, you're incorrect on this. And I don't really agree with you.
It was a like on both of our part. We were going crazy. And so it was just intense. And I think after
Or it was like, oh, my God, what did we just do?
Because you see everyone's face around.
Everyone's like, oh, horrified.
So, yeah, whatever.
So that happened.
But all in all, I mean, it was still a fun night, you know, no hard feelings or whatever.
And anything I have to say about the politics of it or whatever we argued about, I'll say it to their face.
And I'm sure they'll say it to mine too.
So no worries.
But anyway, that was that.
I don't want to take any more time.
My only regret was, oh, my God.
I hope that I didn't upset Ben because.
You know, that's like being married to a crazy person.
You're stuck with somebody at a party and something like that happens.
And that was our first time at one of those parties, too.
We've never gone to one of those.
So I was like, oh, God, poor Ben, you know.
Yeah, I was like, I just want to go home and have dinner.
That's all I want to do.
And now I'm like, do I have to stay here.
It has to like have her on his back.
Of course, I was supposed to have your back.
I don't think I did anything that would indicate.
No, in a political finding there.
No, that's all, that's all, you don't have, you know, it's not like I was being personally attacked or anything like that.
It was nothing like that.
So anyway, that was that.
All right.
Back to the headlines, my little friend.
All right.
Well, let's talk about, I just saw this headline right here.
Page de Sorbo discusses real reason.
She quit Summerhouse, realizing she hated her boyfriend while filming a reality TV brainwashing.
Wow.
So, by the way, I just saw this headline while we were looking at the other article.
I saw it on the side.
And I was like, well, I've got to click on this because I want to know what this is, what this is.
So I'm going to like read this on the fly with everyone here.
Page of Sorboe addressed her decision to Lee Summerhouse.
She hinted at reality TV's brainwashing.
The star also alluded to an ex-boyfriend who acted like a principal.
Oh, I wonder who that could be.
Last year, Paige broke up with Southern Trump's Craig Conover, who said he was, he was blindsided.
And so she said, I just had this overwhelming sense that I couldn't go back.
I know I would have been doing a disservice the show.
they expect a certain level of showing up,
and I just couldn't give them that,
and I definitely had to get over the feeling
that my career would be over,
the element thinking that, like,
you need that show and that network,
and Hannah reminded me that they're not in charge of your career.
And being on reality TV,
there's a level of,
this is like a harsh word,
but like brainwashing,
sort of like whoever brainwashed Lindsay,
that whatever she's wearing is actually stylish,
that kind of thing.
So, yeah,
and so she,
then she says,
I had a boyfriend once
and he worked with one of his friends
and he was very adamant to me
about how it's like not easy
working with your friend
and he would always be like
it's a clear boundary
like once a week
you have a phone call
where it's just like the two of you
just like talking about work stuff
and I was like
what are you?
Our principal?
100%.
What are you the principal?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I don't think this says
what the real reason is
that she left the show.
She left the show
because she didn't need it.
I mean, you got really big.
and rich.
So you're like,
why am I going back
on Summerhouse?
I don't need that shit.
And she didn't want to give up
summers anymore
from what I'm reading from this.
But yeah,
so Paige quick.
I wouldn't want to give up
my summer anymore either.
I mean,
I think like,
I mean,
I love Paige on Summerhouse.
I don't know what
summer house is going to be like
without her.
But quite frankly,
if you have now reached
a level where Paige is
selling out at Radio City
Music Hall like two or three
times in a row in one week
and like doing all these fashion things
covering the Oscars for Vanity
fair and like being in all these magazines and going on late night TV and then you have to spend
your entire summer in a house with Kyle and Jesse Solomon of like of people like that like
no thank you Lexie Wood she had to spend oh summer with Lexie Wood like uh-uh get her out of that
house let her do famous things she did it she worked hard she made it to a new tier of fame
let her go to cool parties and spend time where where she deserves which is a quiet beach
house where she can sit back and drink a lemonade at 3 p.m.
And a gin and tonic after that and watch Love Island and just be a happy person in a
quiet house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you go live it, page.
You go live it.
Now, I'm not sure what to expect from Summer House either, although I did see a clip of
Jesse walking through the street singing.
Like, he made like a music video for himself.
And I couldn't bring myself to press play on that because I can't listen to Jesse.
I'm sorry.
Like, you know, there are some things that I have a red line about, and that's it.
And I would not cross it.
I would not click on the little volume button.
But I did watch a whole video of him walking through the street singing.
And it was this.
That big stupid face.
And so I know we have that to look forward to.
A big stupid face.
That's all I know.
The rest of it, I'm just going to wait until it's upon us.
Well, unfortunately, there's billboards with Lexiwood all over my neighborhood here.
and so I feel like I could just never get away from her.
I feel like she's left the show, but she hasn't left my life.
I just see them and it's like,
me and my family.
Okay, so something that's looking promising is Real Housewives of Atlanta casting singer K. Michelle fires back at Giselle Bryant and Robin Dixon
for questioning her role on Atlanta and blast Robin as a couch potato.
Did you see this?
I heard that there was like
I saw there was a lot of
K. Michelle stuff going around
and in my mind I was like, you know what?
I'm going to circle back to this once closer to crappy hour.
And then I actually never circled around to it.
But yeah, I know that there's great.
So on so Robin said
Atlanta Bravo shows are running out of people
in response to K Michelle joining Real Housewives of Atlanta
and Angel Love joining Mary Demet.
allegedly they're using people from other networks now. So Kay Michelle responded and said,
why be so worried about me and my overly educated and successful self and what I might be doing?
Robin, you ran out of a job a long time ago. You would love to be recycled, you little couch potato,
just yapping. To be fair, she was recycled onto the traders. You should have rammed through that
hotel lobby where your husband was, lady. And Giselle, you look beautiful.
leave me alone and y'all go loadle oh and let me go yodel in peace i'm around here selling out shows
and you're selling baseball hats but you're worried about me and what i might be doing the nerve of
this couch potato wow i love her i love k michel wow that also like we have a new here
there's so listen a lot of people have been called couch potatoes and couch potatoes not even really like
such a i don't know like weaponizing couch potato in that way against robin is just somehow oddly so
perfect that i kind of love it wow the let me go yodel in peace is also hilarious i love that
she's let me go yodel in peace because how many times have i said that how many times has pager
sorbo said that no wonder why she's go on that show anymore that shit's hilarious so i mean
that show's not going to be coming back for a while i don't think but god damn i know that i have a new
hero and it does come back so welcome k michel can't wait to see what you bring yeah great work
Great work. Okay, Michelle. That was, you're really, you're really getting me excited right now.
In other Atlanta news, Kenya did a video in her hair salon, which I think was foreclosed on this week.
There were court documents being, or court papers being passed around that she has been foreclosed on and her salon is officially closed.
I don't have them in front of me, but that's what I read.
And she is still doing her, like, confessionals in her salon.
And people were like, oh, my God, is that a rat?
because you see something walking behind her at one point.
Like, oh, my God, Kenya has a rat in her salon while she's trying to shade Karen Hugar.
And I think it was just her Yorkie, like one of her little Yorkies.
That's amazing.
But the fact that people were saying, oh, she has a rat in her salon was just such funny karma for Kenya.
Because Kenya was being really mean, Karen Hugar obviously just got out of jail.
And Kenya was like, oh, Karen, you got out of jail.
So were you the top or the bottom?
Yeah, like, were you the top?
top bunk or the bottom bunk, Karen.
I mean, just
you know, Kenya being
Kenya. Yeah. Kenya.
Yeah. By the way, I'm looking at the video
and I don't, it's definitely a dog.
It's not a rat, but it's just funny to think about.
It's like definitely a dog.
Yeah, I don't think it was a rat either. I could
tell that it was a dog. It's just
it was just funny that Kenya's
karma was all that people took from
that video as well. Kenya still sucks.
She's got rats in her salon and now her salon
is foreclosed. So, you know, karma's
Karma's a quick worker.
Speaking of jail time, a quote that's been going around is that Andy Cohen has been saying he never wants to see Jen Shaw again.
Do we think that will ever, do we think that statement is at odds with her actually coming back on the show?
Because I still think Bravo's going to bring her back.
They're going to bring her back.
I don't believe for one second that they're not going to bring Jen Shaw back.
I just don't believe it.
I mean, you can't convince me of it.
going to bring her back she's going to worm her way back in there somehow um but maybe i mean maybe
not but i mean i don't think the show needs her the show doesn't need her but i think that like i would
not be surprised they do it just to get under heather heather um gay's skin you know i don't think
i don't want her back i don't want jenshaw back i think anyone wants her back but i think that i
think that they would see it as a big ratings boost to have the girl who just went to prison come back
you know it'll be like Whitney rose who's going to shoot a scene with her it's going to be like
yeah i met with her yeah because she put in the time can't you put in the time can't she be better
for like the things that you do so you never listen to me Lisa because i think everyone deserves a shot
the way you don't give me a shot Lisa i gave her the time yeah you know it's going to be one of
those what did you go to jail for sucking dick you exploited my vagina
And I'll just end on that note.
It'll just be like, it'll go black.
Oh, hey, it's time to talk to the audience.
What the heck?
Time is flown today, Ben.
Time has flown.
So we're going to go talk to the audience.
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