Watch What Crappens - #3011 RHOSLC S602 Part Two: Gout of Bounds
Episode Date: September 24, 2025This is part 2 of 2Lisa Barlow makes her big return to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as she goes head to head with Bronwyn about court cases, Amex bills, and gout-related highjinks. Plus,... Heather wedges in a storyline about — you guessed it — Mormon trauma! In other words, it was a hilarious episode.To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now we go to Whitney and Bronwyn. Of course, outside. They're skiing and snowboarding. But, you know, there was only one restaurant on the docket today. So they got this scene. So it's kind of awkward because, you know, I don't think Bronwyn really hangs out with anybody. Do you?
No. I get the vibe that she doesn't really even know anybody on this show.
She literally hangs out with Christian Seriano. Yeah, like the same person who hangs out with Christian
Siriano is then going to go hang out with Whitney Rose. It just doesn't really quite make sense
to me. Like, what are they going to talk about? Yeah. So they, I mean, I don't know. I'm trying to,
I guess I was quiet because I'm trying to think out like, what's better, you know?
What does anyone talk about with Whitney?
what does anybody talk about with Christian
Siriana? I'm like
which is better. I'm actually trying to think
like who would I rather hang out with?
I'm thinking probably Whitney.
Is that weird?
I think I would actually
like to hang out with both of them to be honest
but I think I would probably like
Christian Siriana more to be not like
but I think I would enjoy hang out with him more.
I would like hanging out with both of them
so I could watch the looks he gives her
as she tries to talk about stuff
because you know he's just like
those eyes would be going
and back and forth, and he'd be pursing his lips a lot and, like, do his little head.
His gossip would be better than Whitney's gossip.
His gossip would be about celebrities and her gossip would be about someone she met at Sturgis.
And I just don't know how I don't care to the same way.
I think that's why I would hang out with her.
Because I'd like normal people gossip more than like, I don't know, stupid celebrity.
But hers would also come out so slowly.
It'd take a very long time to get to it.
Yeah. And it would be all wrong.
It would be incorrect.
And she'd tell you a different story every time you got something from her.
Okay, so anyway.
When did I, I, did I ever tell this about Whitney on the phone?
No.
She, she was actually, I may take it back because she, there is, I went to watch what happens live.
You know, I remember when I went to watch What Happens Live like four years ago.
And, and so Ariana was the guest and so was Craig.
And so then I wound up going out to a bar afterwards with all of them.
And Whitney Rose was in town.
She had recorded the session right before.
And they were trying to get Whitney to come and hang out with us.
And they called Whitney.
And she was wasted on the phone.
She's like, hey, you guys out to.
You got it funny.
And she was so funny as a wasted person.
I just forgot about this.
I forgot that Whitney has a very funny wasted personality.
So I think that should be entered into evidence.
Okay. So, yeah, I think I hang out with Whitney. Yeah, she makes me crazy on this show, but I would hang out with her. I think of her Christian. So anyway, she's with Bronwyn. And she's like, thank you for coming with me. I'm just like all about fun. And Bronwyn's like, yeah, that's what I want to do. That's what I want to do. I just want to have fun. You know, I'm just all over the drama. I'm just so over the drama. Let's talk about Lisa. Let's talk about what a horror Lisa is. What a stupid, vile criminal horror, Lisa is. God, I hate drama. Just hate.
It's been a lot. How are you filling after the trip? Well, I use unleaded, but some cars I do have to use
premium. No, not filling, filling. Oh, well. Well, my teeth are actually fine. I haven't had a
cavity in a really long time. No. I did actually have all my feelings changed to be ceramic
instead of metal, because apparently that's really bad for your insides. I didn't know you could,
I didn't know you could fill, fill metal like that.
Wow. So question, how was your emotional state? Oh, well, oh, okay. Well, I felt like I got better time with some people. Yeah. I love, love, love seeing you and Heather have a moment that made my heart so happy. It was a happy moment. It's like, Whitney, were you there? Did you see that Heather snap back at Bronwyn? That was actually not a happy moment at all. Yeah. Oh, I guess you're talking about the kayak. Maybe. Yeah, and the kayak. That was great.
But, you know, that made me super happy, too.
But then the next day, when she was talking about the girls, I mean, it felt like what she was thinking I was saying, she took it negatively or something like that.
And, you know, I just, we take a baby step forward and then we take, you know, huge steps for mankind backwards.
And I just, I just, I just piss her off or I fend her.
I just don't know. I just don't know.
Well, I think maybe just challenge her and be like, wait, I'm not being anything but supportive or understanding.
and then just speak that to her, and then remind her that she exploded your vagina.
She's like, okay.
Well, thank you so much for sticking up for me.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You know, and I appreciated you being like, that's my experience too with Lisa.
You know, that's my experience too.
And she's like, yeah, I was so frustrated in that moment because of like they double stand.
Because if you're going to dig up stuff on me, you know, and you have stuff that's court
record documents of things that you're not being coming about.
forthcoming about
don't then
don't come
I forgot what we were talking about
question
I know that she's not being
forthcoming
did she ever have a second or third coming
I'm just like really confused about how this works
so
Bronwyn's like you know what
listen five people are suing you
you've got one offering your own text message
as evidence yeah
and then her response to the lawsuits is too long ago
or you asked for it to be
you know, repaid or we never had a repayment schedule, so technically I didn't default on
a payment schedule because we didn't have one. I mean, that's shady. And if the text that he claims
to have a real, then she's not denying she took the money, but that's suspect too, because if
John's running Vita or they co-run it together, then why would the lawsuit suggest she didn't
even want John to know about the money? Like, that feels suspect to me. That just doesn't feel right
to me. Wow, she really went in. She really got all the details of these. That is crazy that
Lisa had all this money from someone.
And she's like, don't tell John.
Don't tell John.
Yeah, I was surprised that Whitney could follow what Bronwynn was even saying.
She's like, huh?
So Bronwyn basically says when the lawsuits were reported,
two of the details that stood up to her was that one was first that a gentleman was
accusing Lisa claims to have text messages where he claims that she acknowledges the debt,
meaning like what you said, that there was someone who is giving her money behind John's
back.
And Brahman's like, and the lawsuit implies, you know, she would prefer that he didn't tell John.
And I mean, like, have some guy get you in Amex under his credit under his limit.
That seems strange.
Wait, is this the mystery man that Angie talks about?
And Brahms was like, supposedly.
I didn't know about that, but I'll just say supposedly because it sounds good already.
So I'm going to say yes.
I'll go sign that.
Yeah, because that was at the reunion.
So we see a flashback at the reunion, Angie asking about the post on Twitter.
that Lisa has a Park City mystery man that pays for her lip filler.
Gosh, do you imagine that's what this person's doing?
Okay, well, first off, with the Amex stuff, it's not really weird.
If you start a business with somebody and you both have Amexes under that account, that's not weird.
I don't think.
So, I mean, I don't know that that's what happened.
But she's saying under his credit, under his limit, well, if he's an investor in the business and he gives her an Amex card, then that wouldn't be weird.
I mean, if she was using his Amex card with his name or whatever,
but if she has an Amex card under his business,
that doesn't sound too weird.
But I don't know.
We don't know what it is yet.
So it's just speculation.
I don't know.
So then Bronwyn's like, I mean, you know,
when she's worried about what I am or am not putting on my Amex jewelry-wise,
why don't you worry about what Amex you're using?
Because she sits there and lets Brittany call me a gold digger.
At least I'm spending my own husband's money.
You have a husband.
Who's money are you spending?
That's weird.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
And may I also add, mm-hmm.
Well, if you have a business with someone, it's not weird that you're spending the money from the business.
I don't know.
I don't know about this yet.
I have to see.
I have to see the fight, but it's not looking promising once we do see the fight.
So now we go to Mary's house, and she has a big long talk with Robert Jr.
And it's very sad, you know, as it has been in the past.
Because I think as Housewives people, you know, you're used to stories kind of being wrapped up.
And then the next season it's something else.
You know, it's like, okay, well, last season, what's his drug addiction?
So what's this season?
You know, and you want it to be.
He's doing really well and everything's great.
And that's unfortunately not really how addiction works.
You know, it's a long road.
So that's kind of what's here.
He's still not really sober.
Although, listening to what he said, he says he hasn't been hanging out with the same people
and he has not been doing the drugs with them, but he smoked weed today to feel better,
which destroys Mary, which, I mean, look.
If it's just we, that sounds a lot better.
But Mary, you know, just, I mean, credit to just sitting there and having this conversation on camera and how she's dealing with it is just kind of calmly and just letting him say whatever he's going to say.
And then they're kind of going about it in a way that they're encouraged.
She says that her and Robert Sr. are encouraging him to do the right thing and just leaving it up to him because there's nothing they can do.
Which I think with addiction, that's kind of true.
I think when it's someone in your own house, it's trickier.
I mean, I think part of one of the best ways to fight addiction is having something to do.
Like, you have to do something.
You cannot just sit around and do nothing.
Like, you have to have a job.
You have to have something that you're involved in and something where you're meeting people.
Because being alone in a house, bored all day, that's when you are going to do the drugs.
It's when you're going to do the drugs.
You know?
So, yeah, I want to show up in that van and be like, get in here.
we're getting a job. Get in here.
Take him to a job fair.
So now we go to Bronwyn and Heather
meeting for lunch and
Heather tells her driver,
Wish me luck.
So they gather
and Bronwyn's saying, I am really serious
about wanting to figure out with Heather
whether we can be friends.
We just need to find a way to coexist.
And it's not happening in a group setting
with the other ladies. So one-on-one,
we're going to get to the bottom of it.
And by getting to the bottom of it,
we'll just have another tense
meal and still be in the same place that we started. But it'll at least be a free meal on
Bravo, right? So they show up and they're like, hi, hi, hi, oh hi, okay, okay. While we're sitting here,
well, I guess here we are. So we just order a drink. Oh, God, I would love a drink. I wasn't
allowed to do that as a Mormon. So that would be great to have one. Okay, well, here we are,
having a drink. And Heather says, well, I don't want to be annoyed with Bronwyn all the time.
I don't want my friendships to feel like a chore, you know, like child raising it.
So I'm just really hoping that Bromwin and I can kind of break through something here,
which is why I'm going to sit here and roll my eyes and get defensive about everything she says.
Yeah.
So, well, things are crazy around here.
Ashley is flying in this week from Santa Barbara just a visit.
So now we're back up to two girls in the house.
Just when I thought we were getting close to zero, somehow it's doubling.
I don't know what's going on.
And Annabelle, it's like, you know, time for them to spend a little time together,
maybe ideally out of the house.
because Annabelle's getting all of her acceptance letters and I'm exhausted.
I can't wait for Annabelle to graduate.
And Bronwyn's like,
well,
you know,
you said something about this when we were at the RV trip.
And I tried to say something that I think was maybe misunderstood by you intentionally to be mad at me.
So I do want to clear that up because I was trying to be supportive of you.
And I was trying to be like,
I hear what you're saying.
And it really is tricky to want them to go into their own lives and you've got to get support from them.
And I just was I was saying I'm excited to have less.
hands-on, like, I'm excited to have less hands-on mom time for sure. And I wasn't saying it was
negative that what you're doing. I totally understand where you are. I just, I don't know how you
heard it, but I just want to really clear that up. I don't think you're a bad mom. I just think
you're a bad friend. I kind of wish Bronwyn had kind of stuck to her guns here and just said,
no, I was saying my experience. Like, you are really excited to have your kids out. I'm really
excited to keep my kid in. It doesn't mean I'm judging you, you know, but, no, no, I was just
trying to support you and saying like I totally felt how you felt which I mean I think everybody's
reaction to hearing Heather talk about what she was talking about in the way she was talking about it
was kind of like oh that sounds kind of harsh Heather you know so I don't know just stand by it
stand in your truth that's what I say yeah so Heather's like well I think I heard those words
I mean it just felt like you were trying to show that you were understanding but to find how
you were definitely different and that that you weren't done mothering and wanted when
there so badly I move her boyfriend in because
you just love mothering so badly and I shouldn't
feel bad that I was ready to not be hands on
you know you just basically were like saying
Heather you are a bitch and an incapable
mother and you should be in the outer darkness
and I just didn't appreciate that you said that
but what Heather repeats back to her
is exactly what Bronwyn said
the thing is it wasn't offensive to Heather
that's her experience
you know she did say that and you have
no right to be offended it's weird
so Bronwyn's like okay well you know what
then I'm super sorry
that that's how that came out.
Because what I was trying to say, actually,
is that I just feel like I haven't done good enough job mothering.
You know, of course, now she has my haircut and wears all my clothes.
It's basically me.
So, you know, I do feel like I'm doing a little bit better than you.
But what I was trying to say is that I was different in it.
I wasn't different in a better way.
I was just trying to emphasize, you know, things that I was trying to just basically say,
I agree with you on everything.
Can we just be friends?
Okay.
That's what I was trying to say.
Nothing you do is wrong.
everything you do is right and let's just be friends now okay okay see this is the kind of conversation
I would have loved to have had around the campfire if only I didn't interrupt you and be super bitchy
to you like why why can't you have these conversations when I'm being bitchy to you and
Brahman's like well yeah that's what I wanted to say to you and I just feel like sometimes
I say something to you and it doesn't land and then I just shut down and I just feel like
oh well Heather doesn't like me we just don't get along I love when Bronwyn says that she shuts
down when she's actually the most vicious clapbacker on this entire show.
She's like, oh, well, I said, you know, I just shut down.
I don't know what to do.
You didn't shut down.
You're just, what happened was, you're like, wow, Heather's a raging bitch.
And I'm not going to bother trying to get through to her because she's a bitch.
That's what happened.
You didn't shut down.
You just realized you had better ways to spend your energy in that moment.
One is like, I'm just trying to put my two cents in.
And of course, Heather has to come jump down my throat in front of the whole group of
girls again and like kind of denigrate me in front of everybody or make it victimize herself like
I'm attacking her. It's like typical. It's straight out of the head of playbook. Why you bother saying
anything? Yeah. But Bronwyn's really good at playing this role of like, I just want, I did it. Yeah,
I did like because I just wanted to be with the cool girls. And I just shut down. She has this like,
she has a very low key way of making herself in retrospect seem very small. And it's like,
you're not small, Bronwyn. You're very big and very outspoken. Yeah. Or she'll humble herself.
You know, she knows how to like humble herself when necessary to get by, which is impressive.
She was on Watch What Happens Live.
I caught a little bit of it last night.
And Andy was like, wow, I had to say, I was really impressed that you just admitted to lying and said, you just wanted to look cool.
And she was, oh, yeah, yeah, it's true.
Because everyone claps, you know.
They're like, well, because let's watch what happens live.
So everyone's like, whoa.
And she goes, yep, yeah, yeah, it's true.
I want to look cool.
It's true.
I do.
I want to look cool.
Well, she's wearing a swiffer.
She was wearing a pom-pom last night.
She was wearing like a black and white pom-pom dress.
The whole thing was like a pom-pom frills.
And Christian Seriano, of course, made it.
And he was sitting there in the front row.
And Andy's like, oh, wow, it's crazy.
I mean, here you are.
And Christian Seriano came on our show and he said,
you're the only person that actually pays for your clothes.
And she goes, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, that's true.
That's true.
He made me this one, right?
And Andy says, does she have to pay?
for that. Christian's like, yes, she has
to be for it. And then whoever was there
next to her, some star next to her,
he goes, but you all do for free.
Okay, well,
okay, well, you know, I want to look cool.
I want to look, can I get another woo for
wanting to look cool? Whoa!
Woo!
So I just think that when
we're in a group setting, you don't present it
that way, and you just sort of word salad
it a lot. You know, I'm like,
I don't think that she words salads it, but, you know, it's fine.
I feel like Heather's just trying to, like, kind of bring her down, whatever.
It's really fun when these two go at it because these are like two of the smartest women,
and they just, they are so passive-aggressive to each other,
even when they're being conciliatory that it's just, it's really very hilarious.
But Bromwood does word salad.
Bramwin is word-saliding this whole thing.
She's like, no, no, what I was saying was, I really support you for not wanting to be around your children
by saying that I'm obsessed with my child and can't let her out of my house.
That's what I'm trying to say is that was only in support of you wanting to leave your
wanting your children to leave.
It's like, no, that's not, just say what you were going to say.
She is like word salading to try and get around it, but I can understand because she's
walking on eggshells, just trying to get Heather to make up with her.
And Heather gets offended at every little thing she says.
So it's like, how do you win this one?
You know, I think they're both just like, I hate you, but we have to reset now because
it's a new season.
So how are we going to just reset and fight later in the season?
well maybe she's word salading because maybe like Heather is like a word vegan and so she's like
I got to serve her this salad I can't give her my word meat so she's like I got I have to make
some sort of salad for her I need to like get for an alternative so Braun's like yeah it's really
rich that she has a problem like and now you know Bronwyn has her not obviously but then she also
has her like her chicken bob which is it's really rich that she has a problem with like how many
words I use and what are said and if I pronounce them wrong considering that like Heather
is best friends with like Lisa. Big mouth Barlow. You could trademark that.
Fresh start is two fucking words. Heather, can we try that? Was that concise enough for you?
I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Bronwyn. Okay, all right. That word meat was coming on pretty
strong. That was a word steak right there. So, okay, I have to ask, why would you dump all the data
you had about Lisa? I mean, for someone that you said you wanted to be nothing more than to be
close to them, I mean, what's that about? She goes, well, I did want to be close to Lisa. That's true.
And I thought we were close.
And Lisa made it very clear that we're not close.
Mm-mm.
We're not.
And in her mind, we never were close.
I mean, she said we barely knew each other.
So what do you think that?
Oh, so like now all bets are off?
You're just going to just going to railroad her?
Is that what you're going to do?
All bets are off?
No, no.
It's not that all bets are off.
I just wanted to leave New York natural with Lisa.
And unfortunately, since then, Lisa has not continued to,
Lisa has continued to double down and triple and quadruple down on the things that she said
about me and who I am and my character, for example, that I lied about a necklace, which I did
lie about because, yes, it's true that I do want to be cool. Okay, can I get a woo? Woo!
Thank you to the cow in the parking lot that did that. Thank you. Thank you. So then we see
tweets that are like, the animal in the parking lot. The animal. You're not allowed to say cow.
Unfortunately, that word belongs to Hulu. So, yes, Bronwyn is a narcissist to change stories right in
front of your eyes, and you all believe her, how fucking stupid is that? Another tweet,
Yaschia is a snake and no better than Jen actually probably worst lying to people,
hurting people making stuff up that didn't happen. It's pretty shitty, which is funny that she
literally calls Bronwyn Jen Shaw when this is going to be the crux of the latest argument
at the end of the episode. Yeah, yeah, exactly. She's just going to get so offended that somebody
called her that. So Heather's like, okay, so it is retaliatory. And she goes, well, you can call it
retaliatory. Isn't it retaliatory?
Retaliatory. That's how
I say it, but they say it retaliatory.
She's like, so it is retaliatory.
She says, okay, well, you can
call it retaliatory or you can call it
me meeting Lisa exactly where she is.
Okay, which is in the gutter.
In a retaliatory way.
Retaliatory?
Retali.
Okay, well, then you guys need to
sit down and talk, but it shouldn't
affect us. Which is
why I went and sat at lunch and tattletel
on all of you to get Lisa Furious,
so it would involve all of us
at the next party that we're at.
You seem heated.
You seem really heated
because you really won't hear what I'm saying.
She's like, I heard you,
and this is between you and I,
and I'm just saying,
but it does color our relationship,
your relationship with me.
It really does.
So she's like, but I don't even have a problem with you.
I don't even know where that's coming from.
Really, Heather.
So they decide to try and be friends again,
and they toast.
And Heather goes,
well, I guess to our next public thrashing.
She goes, yeah, I'm sure it's going to be any day now.
So good.
It's time for a commercial.
It's time for a crappence commercial.
Now, everyone, the moment you've all been waiting for,
it's time to go to Amy's house.
Or she was not in France.
Amy Steele.
What?
Amy.
Amy Steele.
It's Amy Steele and the bad hair parade.
here we go. So everybody starts coming in. There's a little like wall with leaves on it and you ring a bell and then hands pop out with champagne. And so they're like, wow. Wow. Look at that. Hands sticking out. And I was surprised that Seth didn't sit there for the next 10 minutes trying to give them a pep talk. Like so when you guys are handing out champagne like what are you guys really thinking about? How's your relationship with your father? I'll be your dad if you want. Okay. I just want to get to know the real you hand.
So was that a non-binary hand that just came out to get me?
I'm just trying to get, I'm just trying to get the lingo down.
Okay, just trying to get the lingo down, guys.
It's me.
Just want to be included, okay?
Is that a pan hand?
Is that what you call it, Pan?
You a pan hand?
I'm going to unzip my pants and go ahead and see what this hand can do with it.
Right.
Famously private personality, Jared Osman is back with Brittany.
And the Kairon says Britney's ex-fiance, which is so hilarious.
That is such a trolling.
This show is so funny.
So everyone comes in.
They're like, oh, my God.
Hi, hi, high, high, hi.
Oh, my God.
Love you.
Love you.
And we get a look at the people.
I have to say, why do all the women look so pretty and put together?
It's like a typical show.
And all the men are like, they all look like old senators, you know?
And they all are nodding their heads, like right from the being.
Just from seeing the real housewife shooting, they're like, oh, I don't, I don't agree with that.
I don't like this at all.
It's crazy.
This is,
they're acting like these women are acting like so tacky,
which they are,
but it's also like you came to a shoot for a reality show people.
So Lisa's like,
After what,
Hathar told me at lunch?
I feel un-Azer.
I'm upset.
These girls are like vultures.
It's like,
we gotta get her.
We gotta get her.
We gotta get her.
Because we all know,
that's what vultures always say to each other.
And you're not getting anything.
There's nothing I have to hide.
I live my life in the light.
I can,
only destroy myself. You can't destroy me.
Okay. Now spend the rest of the season watching me destroy myself.
So there is this one guy there who looks just like Mitch McConnell. Did you catch him?
And they just kept, they just kept throwing him. Because they just kept cutting to him after
every line going, wow.
This is horrified. Shaking his jowls. So funny.
Meredith sees Lisa and Lisa's like being overly nice to the host.
Like, oh my God, hi, it's so good to see you.
Can't wait to tell you what Blake said about you.
And then she looks at the other girls and she's like, oh, hi, hi.
Oh, anyway, Amy, who's who best friends?
Oh my God.
You know what, Amy?
I wish we were having this meeting across the restaurant from each other in Taco
Deli and off that.
And Samarith is like, oh, hi Lisa, you missed that on the train.
Crap, we were in an RV without a cappuccino maker.
It was quite interesting and certain, quote, unquote, animals were across the river.
And she's like, yeah, I had lunch with Heather.
Yeah, she kind of told me everything.
Yeah, like she told me who was a good friend and who wasn't a good friend?
And she told me, like, legal stuff came up.
Like, was there anything else I mess?
And she's already, like, doing the hair flip and straighten thing with her two fingers.
Flip, straighten, flip, straighten.
Well, you know, there was a lot sadly.
I think that the women need to have a chance to talk with you
and say what they said because it was not nice and so I was not nice.
So Brittany just interrupts.
And she's like, sorry, I didn't mean I didn't interrupt,
but I'm just here to interrupt and be in the scene.
She's like, no, you didn't.
You know, I missed you.
Okay, I haven't seen you in so long.
What's your perspective on the trip?
Which I love that.
Like, they're such good friends.
They haven't seen each other in months.
Brittany is like, well, you know, like, Ron was the one who,
like, she was like pulling out the hex out of the air and, you know, sort of interrupting my big announcement that I got engaged and they got disengaged. And I don't know. I just felt like I was sort of like trampled on, you know, things like that. Yeah. And what did Angie have to say? Um, well, she compared you to Jen Shaw. Oh, no, Jen Chaw. She did not. She did not. No, she really did. Are you kidding me? And she's like, oh my God, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just saying.
So then Whitney, Heather, and Bronwyn are listening to all of this
They're standing right in the little circle next to them
And so Lisa's going off and saying
That is a horrible, horrible accusation
She's comparing me to Jen Schott
Are you kidding me right now?
That is psycho
You know what?
You called me a criminal in front of my friends?
Like I would never do that to you
I wouldn't do that to someone I hated
Like I was a great friend for Angie
I was a distant for Angie
She's bringing back her catchphrase from last year.
Go the distance.
So then we see, we do see, you know, footage of her defending Angie, even up to Meredith.
So Lisa's like, and this is how you repay me.
So then we go over to Whitney and Bronwyn and Mary and Angie.
And Whitney is like, they're talking about you.
And Bronwyn's like, oh, Brittany told Lisa about you.
And she's like, what did they say about me?
Were they comparing me to some Greek yogurt?
Like, mm, that you compared Lisa to Jen Shaw.
Slightly different.
Yeah.
And Mary's like, shut up.
She's a mess.
Mary loves it.
So Lisa's like, you know what, we're going to have a conversation.
And Jake, and Jake, you know what, we need to have a chat.
So I heard some conversations with that you had.
Do you want to fill me?
And she's like, yeah, I would love to.
What did Brittany tell you?
I can undo her mess.
Well, what do you want to say to me?
Well, I'll tell you this.
It got brought up the lawsuits and Bronwyn's bringing her documents and she's bringing
information.
Yeah, well, Bronwyn did not go to law school and I doubt she even went to college.
So maybe, like, not believe Arrathang that Bronwyn's ass.
Okay.
Well, we know Bronwyn went to college.
Yeah, well, she didn't she get pregnant?
She had to drop out from it.
She had to drop out from college.
Yeah, so we know she went.
She may not have finished, but who cares?
You don't have to finish college to read fucking court transcripts that were, that have been publicized, Lisa.
Lisa just, oh, my God, this whole thing.
Spoiler alert, Lisa fails in almost every aspect of this fight.
So she's like, yeah, she probably didn't go to college, so don't believe her.
And then she's like, okay, hear me out.
The way she described your lawsuits, that came out.
And Brahman comes up.
And she's wearing, by the way, this, and she looks like one of the large Muppets that was run over by a bus.
She's like a black, she's been a wide, shouldered.
It's very, it's like the heart dress thing she did, but it's like really, it's a heart that goes really wide around the shoulders.
And she just looks, she looks fucking insane.
So this becomes a lady pulling her own hair out, fighting with a Muppet, a dead Muppet.
So Bram was like, you know what?
You're not mad at Angie.
Okay, you're mad at me.
So, you know, I've worked on this fight now for two episodes, and I think I deserve to have to fight, Lisa.
So have to fight with me.
The cameras are on me, so I have the fight with me.
And she's like, no, you know what?
I don't even know you.
You can go away.
I don't like you non-college goer, okay?
Go away, non-college person.
You probably don't even know what it's like to go through a cafeteria line and get Salisbury steak in college.
Okay, I'm not speaking to you, only I'm J.
You're dismissed.
You're dismissed.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm dismissed, Lisa.
I think what you mean is, please, judge, dismiss those lawsuits against me.
I just, I really outdid myself with that one.
I really did.
I really did.
This is also good because Bronwyn's level of confidence is so high.
And knowing that in the middle of the season,
she's going to get smacked with all of her own allegations is just,
it's just so fun watching her build her up so high, you know,
herself's up so high.
I can't wait.
So Lisa's like,
you know what?
This isn't for you.
I don't want to talk to you.
Oh, if it's about me,
I'm the one who started it.
It's me.
Talk to me because I started it.
Okay?
I earned this.
This has nothing to do with Angie.
You're upset with me for what I said.
She goes, I'm not upset with you.
I don't even like you.
I don't even like you, okay?
It's like me being upset.
It's like me being upset with like deli meat.
I don't like deli meat.
Why about I yell at it?
Who's deli meat?
Is she a new cast member?
Quiet Whitney.
Okay, Angie enough.
Angie and I have more history than you and I do so we can work our stuff out.
She's like, yeah, but like Angie, she just told you I'm the one who said it.
Okay?
And so Meredith jumps in and goes,
I think this is not great timing.
I think this is really not the right time for you to be here.
Yeah, you're loitering.
You're loitering.
That's what you're doing.
You're loitering.
She's loitering at this point, okay?
No loitering allowed, okay?
No loitering allowed.
What are you, a parking lot outside of Denny's?
There's no solicitation here.
There's no solicitation loiterer.
You know what bathrooms are for customers only, please.
I can't even.
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
I'm sorry.
I don't make the rules.
Stop it.
Hey, why don't you not go to college more?
Why don't you go enrolling not college some more?
Don't reverse.
Otherwise, your tires could face severe damage.
So now the husbands are in a separate room and they're like just standing around awkwardly kind of giggling at each other.
And Seth is like, so, Jared, are you in love with Brittany?
He's like, well, you know, yeah, I love, but you love her, but are you?
you in love?
Well, I die, I, da, job, job, job, job, and they just start cracking up because he's such a gober.
So then we go back to Lisa and she's like, you know what?
I have zero interest in talking to loiterers.
Do you have a permit to even be protesting here?
I can't.
I can't with you.
Talk to everybody about me and then you don't want to talk to me.
Yeah, you know why?
Yeah, because you're dishonest.
You're dishonest.
Yeah, that's why.
It's true.
Because I said stuff about you that should make people have to question and pause.
about what's going on in your life?
And that's, like this is honest.
Yeah, you know what?
I have a lot to question about you.
You got dick sucker.
Yeah.
So why don't I question that?
You know, how did your dick get out?
Oh, so I'm a dick sucker now?
Is that it?
I'm a dick sucker now?
Yeah, that's how you get your clothes.
That's how you get all your money from dick sucking.
I like that when she says, I'm a dick sucker now.
Lisa goes, gout dick sucker.
Come on, I spent all day coming up with that.
Do the whole thing.
Wait a minute
I thought gout was in your feet
I didn't even know you could have gout dick
Yeah I don't know if you can't have gout dick
I also think it happens in your hand in your fingers too right
Don't you can't I'm not even going to get into gout
So then heather's like oh
I haven't heard about someone called gout dick
Since the Civil Wars is the Battle of Gettysburg
May gout take hold of your willies you treasonous bastards
Molly sorensen does like to abduct children who have gout
out. This is true. So I'm talking about public record. Now I'm a dick sucker. Wow, you've been hanging on out. You've been, what does you say? You've been hanging out. Whatever. I don't know. I don't know. So Lisa's like, you know what? You were a dick sucker before. That's how you have all your clothes. No, Lisa, my husband pays for my clothes. Yeah, because you suck his deck. That's what you brag about. Remember guys? Remember when she bragged about sucking his duck for clothes? That's like so embarrassing. Like,
sucking the dick of your own husband?
Like, who does that?
I don't know if this is a winning argument that...
No, it's not.
This is a terror.
You have, like, you engage in, like,
sexual experiences with your own husband,
and then you also get gifts.
You're going to slut shame somebody
because you have court cases against it.
It's just stupid.
It's just not going well.
And Bronwyn's like, yeah, well,
at least my husband pays for my clothes.
Who's paying your amex, Lisa?
Okay, someone in court records saying he pays your amex for you.
years. So what's up with that, Lisa?
That's a large. Yeah. Well, he took all the
financials to court, Lisa. And so you can
you can yell all you want, but those financials
are in court. So.
Yeah, it's a court case.
Everyone. Thanks, Whitney.
Yeah. It's in the court
case. No, it's not. No, it's
not. It's not even in the court case.
And so we see snapshots of the
court record. Plaintiffs made payments
on an American Express card issued in
Barlow's name, but residing and managed
under this person's name.
So Lisa is like, did you tell Emma?
Because I have a question for you.
Did you tell Emma?
Did you tell Emma?
And Brahma's like, don't put your finger in my face.
Don't put your finger on my face.
I'll do whatever I want to you.
Okay, I'll be to do whatever I want.
Don't put your finger in my face.
Oh my God, Bronwyn, are we going to get the head nod to?
Is that what you're going to do?
You're going to get the head nod?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, you can make fun of me all you want, Lisa?
Okay.
I'm not even nodding my head right now.
Yes, you are.
Like, I can't even see.
Like, I can't even see your eyes.
right now. You're going so fast. No, Lisa. You can make fun of me all you want, but you know what?
It doesn't change the fact that you have court documents. You have court documents, Lisa. Okay,
you get an Amex bill. I get an Amex book. Okay, my Amex bill's come in a book, Lisa. Okay, so what do you think
about that? Do you think about it? Mine come in a book. Mine come in a box, Lisa. Okay,
sure, yours come in an envelope. Mine come in a box. Okay, so what about that? But you suck,
You suck dick.
You suck your husband's dick.
It's like, but she's married to Todd.
That's not a valid claim.
But you said, when the album is all suck your dick.
She's like, yeah, but I have it as a book.
She's like, the point is that what happens when you're,
this is what happens when you're friends with Lisa.
You make a joke about her.
And five years later, she's going to pull it out of her long arsenal about you
to try to twist it and make you look bad.
Fuck off.
Yeah.
And she's like, yeah, Lisa, I do love sucking dick.
I'm unfazed.
I'm unfazed by that.
Also, I want to look cool.
So can I get a woo?
Woo!
Wait a minute.
That's how you pay your bells.
You brag about it.
And Whitney's like, but wait, she's married to Todd.
So that's a valid claim on things claiming.
Yeah.
That's valid.
So what?
I actually do enjoy having sex with my husband.
So I'm unfazed by that accusation.
So go for it.
Go for it.
Yeah. Oh, so now she's okay with Todd. But in Mexico, she was like, not okay with Todd.
Um, actually, in a marriage, I have had ups and downs. And anybody who's he who's been married has had ups and downs. And that's not going to change the facts.
Yeah. Well, nobody talks worse about their husband than you do. Ah.
Okay. Well, nobody's borrowed more money behind their husband's back other than you, bitch. So what does that say about you?
I mean, Bronwyn, she just killed this. She was so funny in this. And she knew everything Lisa was going to say because Lisa just repeats the same old thing.
And whenever Lisa gets in a fight, it's like, you're a slut, you're a slut, you know, that's like Lisa's only thing to say.
And Bromwin came ready for that, you know, she's heard all of this before.
So Lisa's just like, okay, you know what, you're not only a slut who didn't go to college, but like you didn't, you think you're a lawyer and you didn't go to college, slut who didn't go to college, who's also a slut.
And she's like, oh, really?
Well, you should go to work and pay those fucking lawsuits off is what you should do.
Oh, you know what?
That's disgusting.
You're a peg.
Okay, you know what?
I'm going to create a website and post her.
all of her lies. What if I did that? What if I did that? What if I made a website about that?
Like Monica? She said, when Lisa said, you should really go to school and Brahman said, you should go to
work and pay those lawsuits off. I was like, oh my God. I died. So Brahman's like, okay, so you're
going to start a negative online campaign. We know, we know you love to do that, Lisa. You've done it to
many of us already. So I love that you're threatening to do that again, okay? This is a joke. This is
Such a joke.
Yeah.
This is a joke.
It's a joke.
Oh, where's Amy?
Oh.
Yeah.
Whitney, I like that they just keep cutting to Whitney being like, oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like you call him Whitney.
So Lisa ends up just walking away because she just lost that one.
And everybody is standing around like covering their face.
They're like, oh my God, Lisa just got her ass handed to her.
Where do we go from here?
Well, find out next week.
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