Watch What Crappens - #3016 Below Deck Med S10E01 Part 1: Inspain in the Membrane

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapBelow Deck Med returns with a crew of dummies ready to wreck the new boat. Sandy starts on a positive note, but when the episode ends with floating wave runners and an abused light fixture, we know it’s going to hell quickly. Yay! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello, you little Benooney. What's you doing? What's you doing? What am I doing? I'm hanging out with you. That's what I'm doing. What are you doing? What a lovely time for you. It is. Welcome to the show, everybody. Today is Below Deck Mediterranean Day. Super important return with Captain Sandy. In Asia, er. Super excited to talk about whatever mess. This is. going to turn out to be. Join us Monday night for Crappy Hour. That's our live show

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If you want them for free, they come out a week later on YouTube. So go get them. We also do bonus episodes. This week we're doing the Megan Show. on Netflix, Megan Wetzerbuss. Love Megan. Love Megan. Guys, when Megan packs for a trip, she likes to make sure that she's packing things that go together.

So it's like, I mean, she is dropping some major fucking knowledge on all of our heads. I've never really watched Megan do much. We recapped the interview she did with Oprah, right? Wasn't it Oprah? Years ago. Years ago we did that. And I was like, what is this lady talking about? So we had to check out her show, Love, Megan.

And wow, well, she's a basic B. I'll tell you that. But it was fun watching it, and we're going to talk about it this week. So join us over on Patreon. But today, here we are for Blue Deck Mediterranean Season 10, Episode 1, Raising the Bar Salona. I see what you did there. Oh, I'm so glad to be on Blow Do, med, mainly because I really disliked the last season of Below Deck. It really went downhill for me.

And it was like every week was actually a bit, it got like more and more painful as it went along. So to now have like a reset button and to already have an episode that like kind of like returned us to some of like the vibes of what Below Deck should be made me really happy. No Instagram walls. No like strange closeups of food and slow-mo shots. No like attempts to be flashy. We still had like that weird preference sheet meeting format, which it doesn't like bother me necessarily, but I just like the old way more, but like not a game changer for me. It just felt like good to be back into like like, like we, they experimented below deck it was a failure for me. And now we're back to what we know best, which is like the below deck

you know way of doing it show like, et cetera. So I was like really happy. Honestly, you know what's so cute about you. You're so like negative but also. so positive in the same breath because you're like that one sucks but i'm being positive about this one well i got news for you this one's going to be the same as the last one you can already tell they're doing their whole like okay we've got a girl who wants to fuck everybody on the boat you know we've got that which we saw in the preview we've got like every it's going to be everybody fucking everybody i think just like the other one which i mean i didn't mind i didn't mind as much it did start to bother me i do need more toilet cleaning but i did appreciate that this one

focused a lot on cleaning toilets. We got a lot of cleaning. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Look, every below deck season, there's always going to be some sluttiness that happens. I don't mind that it's there. I just don't need it to be so centered. And like, below deck thought it was doing something

really clever and interesting by by doing this. It was like how many episodes in a row was Fraser like, let me give you a little recap. Salane's kissing Jess. Jess is kissing Barbara. Barbara Chris Debo. Salain kiss Demo. Demo demo kissed me, Kyle kissed Celine, and I think we're all somehow supposed to put on a charger. And like, I'm supposed to sit here and like, giggle at this. I was like, okay, you're so

proud of yourself for having something slutty. Congrats are only 20 years late. We all watched Treschelle in the hot tub in real world Las Vegas. This is like nothing new for us. So I just like, I couldn't stand how much like they were, they put it front and center and were like winking at the audience too and thought they were being so funny and so salacious. And it was actually quite dull and really like what's more salacious to us is watching a jet ski um dangle from a chain and knock over a lamp like to me I'm like oh that was it bitch that was it yeah I was yelling my house I was like yes get that lamp and then when it came back and got it again I was like oh oh oh yeah you destroyed it finish him finish him

and then Captain Sandy just holding onto the rope he and like Oh, oh, steady, steady, slow and steady, slow and steady. Okay, come on, let's give this Jetsky a nap. Like, that, to me, is below deck, okay? And it was, like, nice to not have Fraser winking at the audience saying something like, that Jetsky, if it crashes once more, we may not even have a charter, and that would be a terrible thing. Like, I just got so sick of Fraser's little, like, wink, winks at the audience

that I just was, like, I just was so happy. Honestly, I've never been more happy to have Blowdeck Med on. I'm not even joking. Yes. And Aisha has a good haircut. Listen, I like when shows are like, we're going to improve by improving our cast's hair. Because you know what?

A good treatment can really improve a lot. And I think it teaches us all lessons as Americans. Do your hair. Condition your hair. Do your hair. And get it to be a proper cut. Because, I mean, what a change. Now, let me tell you who's not changing her hair or her polyester.

Esther Capri Pants, Miss Captain Sandy, okay? And she even got to get upset about Maritime Law right at the beginning, which I loved, you know? So Mary Time Law, our favorite housewife, showed up right in the first episode. She was right there. And, you know, it's funny because you talk about Captain Sandy's hair because we actually saw pictures of her when she formerly lived in Barcelona. And she had a short little thing going on there. And it's funny because she's done. she's been going with her sort of like he man Bob for like at least like seven or eight years.

And it's like she's like she did make that change once in her life. And now she's like, this is the look for me. And I think it is the look. I actually don't want her in any other sort of hair cut. Do you think she was like, Aisha, you know, I really enjoy your positive attitude. You're basically a vocal hug, which I appreciate. But I don't want you back here unless you get my haircut. Okay.

And then Aisha's like, can I do it with mold conditioning? She's like, you know what? Use whatever white rain you want to. Okay, but you're going to have my hair cut. Also, you know what I was really happy to deal with or not deal with? I was really glad that we didn't have to deal with that bridge in St. Martin. Like, I was really over that bridge. I'm still mad at that bridge.

I still have issues with that bridge. I resent the bridge. I resent that bridge for never being willing to open up enough. Like, do your job. Everybody else is doing their job. Why is nobody bitching that the bridge is not doing its job? Open wider. I agree.

Yeah, that bridge was the worst piece of concrete we've seen on below deck since those dolphins a few seasons ago. Remember the dolphins, the quote-of-quote dolphins that weren't actually dolphins, they were just like cement buoys to help, like, designate a shit parking spot. But then they have to worry about hitting them every single time. Like, look out for the dolphins, be careful about the dolphins. Oh, I hated the dolphins. But the bridge came along and like, you know, it's just, dolphins are like a faint memory now compared to that bridge. Yeah. Okay, so we see what's going to be coming in the season. If you want to see this, you can, oh, I guess the end thing is what we did a bonus on, the preview. No, we did. If you want a preview of the season, you can check out the bonus on Patreon. Yeah, good Patreon.

They cut the trailer kind of in half. So they sort of have, it starts off with like a little bit of trailer and then the end of the show is like more trailer. So we did actually cover this part, but they just sort of remixed it for this episode. but it's basically Nathan being like, oh, I thought this season would be easy. But it turns out it's hard. So. Yeah. Boy, was that wrong? But in the end, it just turned in to be the best because of this.

And then we see a pregnant belly. And it's one of those things. They're like, look, it's the boats in. And he can't put together a baby, you know, cage, whatever you call those. The baby crate. And I'm like, you're running the boat. This is supposed to be cute because you need to be able to figure shit like this. this out. Also, you know what's like not cute in general, whether we're a bosun or not,

people trying to figure out like how to assemble baby cribs. Like that's also been done. Like it's been like years. We get it. They're hard. Like every single person, every single like comedy thing bit like, look how hard it is to put together the script. You need to have a, you need to have a master's in engineering in order to put this stuff together. It's like we get it. Like honestly, I just just build your crib. Just build your, I don't need the whole bit to go along with it. It's just build it. Also, like, if men are this inept at putting together a crib, just put a blanket on the floor and put your baby on a leash. Like, seriously. Gather some twigs, make a little wall, and be done with it. Twig wall. Just put it in a box, you know, like a box you get from Amazon

or whatever. Just throw it in the box like a kitten. I mean, for Christ's sake, do we need to be this fancy? What did Caveman do? They use their Amazon boxes. Isn't it surprising that there's not some like stupid hippie kind of like trend to be like we don't actually use cribs we actually have a nest it's like we're like you actually build a nest with actual like branches like well one of our rituals is that we go out into the woods and we gather twigs and branches and we come home and we make a nest for our baby we actually feel like it's really important for our baby to be in a nest their baby's all scar face just like scar it all over the place they're just vomiting into their baby's mouth don't that Felicia Silverstone does doesn't she

the baby feeding where you, what does it call baby bird feeding where you chew up the food and you spit it in your kid's mouth? I really didn't think that was a real thing except for on this children weren't taken away. I'll tell you that much. She seems clueless. Yeah. So Nathan gives us this whole like, I don't know how to put together a baby crib. And then we see nine months later. So wait, you you got pregnant and then you left right when the baby was born. What the fuck? No. No, Ronnie, it's saying nine months later, like he was having this horrible charter, the season, but then nine months later, pregnancy. Not saying it was pregnancy, then nine months later, he left to go up. Although that would be very on brand for a below deck boson.

Totally. Well, I have a baby, baby back in Fort Lauderdale. Yeah, and then the baby could come out already a boson. It could like come out of boson, and then we'd see an Instagram wall of the baby. and then it would just be like, I was abandoned by my father. And that is why I don't like to clean my room at night. The baby's trying to FaceTime its umbilical cord. It's like, oh.

I have an umbilical cord in Alaska. Weh. Okay, so he's coming from Ireland. And now instead of Instagram walls or instead of the thing like last time where Fraser is like, Hello, chika. It's me. your chief stew would you all like to meet for a cocktail beforehand so we can get to know each other so instead of that we get people doing selfie cams from airports and stuff so we start with him and

he's um it's very hot but he won't complain and then we see asia and even in her face time she's just like oh oh i can see me i look so cute oh this amazing I don't live in a van anymore, and I'm getting married to school. Here we are at the airport. I'm very used to it because I'm on an amazing race, New Zealand. Got my luggage and my love is helping me to drop me off. Here's Scott. Oh, school.

Where's the Uber? All right, so those are the ones we know. And now everything else is going to be a cluster fuck. for the next four weeks for us in these recaps because yeah do you remember when bravo for like i think two years was like you know what there is no diversity on this show let's bring in some diversity and then they were like never mind let's just you know what let's just go back to let's just hire 20 blonde people okay i want three blonde girls and nobody can tell apart that's what i want and so that's what we're getting this year i don't know who the fuck anybody is and

everybody i saw i didn't remember the preview like who was who from the preview And I was like, which is the one who vows to fuck everybody on the boat? So I kept giving that personality to everybody. I was trying to figure out who it was. And I still remember. Is your name Priscilla? I think her name is Priscilla. So we have Tess, or at least she at least looked like a Priscilla to me.

So we have Tessa. She's traveling from Sydney. She's like, leave at the airport. It's crunch time. As in, I'm going to go get some Captain Crunch. That's what I always say when I get off a plane find me some Captain Crunch. I'm feeling a bit nerdy. Then we see Kizzi.

coming from London, and she spent $4.95 on a bottle of water. Can you believe it? Yes, I can. That's actually cheap for an airport. Have you seen the prices in America these days? No kidding. Has America fallen that far that someone from London is like, can you believe how expensive water is? And we're like, oh my God, that's a bargain. I'm moving to London where the real deals are. I know. It's like $7 bottles of water at the supermarket. And then we see. see Christian, who is traveling from Sydney, and he's like the hot Colombian guy, and he's like, miss gave me her a number from one of the napkins on the airline. And then we see Josh, who is our wacky chef. And he's like, I'm excited to get cooking. Let's hope my knives make it through security. Well, can before me move on. Maybe not hope that happens. Yeah. He's like, guys, let's hope that terrorism wins in the end. I was like, well, well, well, sir, sir. Um, So, Christian, this guy, I don't believe that he got, uh, I don't believe that he got a, um, number.

A number. I don't believe it. I don't believe him. He's, I'm so sure. He's like, hi, everybody. My first selfie cam got a phone number on the airplane. I'm sorry, sir. No, I don't believe you. I do believe it. You do? Yeah. And here's why. First of all, he is attractive. Second of all, we later find out he's a pilot, which means he knows exactly how to flirt with flight attendance, like he knows exact, like he's, he's trained in this area. He knows the look to give or the signal to give or whatever. So, in fact, I actually almost think it's probably a sport for him to get

numbers from flat attendance. It's just like his milieu. He gets it. But do people even get numbers anymore? I mean, you're not supposed to give out your number. I don't even care if you stock me. I'm just afraid of you like giving my number to spam people for many, you know? I don't want you to leak it. People do. I think people do like Instagram now. Aren't they like, hey, yeah, can me. you follow and then they make you follow them and then they unfollow you the next day. I bet it's exciting to get a number. That's never happened to me.

That is literally never happening. I mean, obviously. But unless someone's like, okay, if you want to complain about my driving, like if you count that, you know, because like I'll take the numbers on the back of the truck just in case they fuck up later down the road.

If you want to complain about my driving, call 1-800, fuck your mother. It's like, guys, someone, actually gave me their number. Yeah. And they were so discreet. They left it on my windshield. There was a dent in my door, but I don't know what that was about. Yeah. And they gave me their number. And at the bottom, it says, you better send me a copy of your license and insurance or I'm calling the police. So sweet, you guys. So sweet. So, yeah, I don't believe him. So then Josh,

yeah, I already hate Josh because we know that he's like a wacky clown from the previews. And listen, nothing against clowns. It's just that I hate you. All of you. All of you. I hate it. Get a job. Okay.

All of you. And all these clowning people in L.A. that are like, it's hipster to clown now. You know what's hipster? Get a job. Okay. Bottles of water in London are $4.95.

You're not going to afford that as a clown. You know what? Hips are working at Alamo rent a car. Get to the airport and get behind that desk. You know what kind of clown I like? A Cirque to Solet kind of a clown. Like, if you can't put your ankle behind your head, What are you even doing in this industry?

No? Whimsy clown. Yeah, I agree. The best is when you see someone, like, it happens so rarely, but once in a while you do see it when there's like a clown on their way to a gig. And you're like in traffic and you look to your left and see someone as like a full on clown driving a car. That's my favorite when that happens. I think it's only happened like once or twice ever. But when it does, it's like it feels special.

Because it's like not whimsical at all. It's like, it's just like, you know, it's like seeing a mad disqual. Disney mascot with the head off. They're like, oh, yeah, you're just sitting there listening to like 94-7 the wave and just trying to get to this kid's birthday party right now. It reminds me of those people on Hollywood Boulevard, like the dirty Spider-Man and the dirty Marilyn Monroe, you know, like their costumes are all dirty. Also, why does the Maryland Monroe wear white?

I know that's an iconic dress, but girl, you're rolling around on Hollywood Boulevard. You're covered in soot. Pick something else. Didn't she ever wear brown? Anyway, so the Marilyn Monroe was talking to this. lady on the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like friends and then they kiss.

And then the other lady walked into the middle of the road and stopped. And I was right in the front, you know, so she just kind of looked at me and she's like, hi, like, waved at me and then she's looking around. And she's like, oh, liquor store. I was like, classy, Marilyn Monroe. That's real fucking classic.

Perhaps on theme. She's just getting into character. So. How dare you? How dare you? My favorite is like the stumpy Darth Vader or is it the stumpy Batman or is like both like just like this short Darth Vader guy who's just like you are odd. It's like the Fred Flintstone wasn't making enough money. So he just put on a Darth Vader costume and went for it. Kind of.

So basically that's Josh. He's wacky. He has long hair. He loves clowning. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and's commercial So then we meet V Which hopefully she's an alien who eats Rats Hole

And she's coming from Miami And she's like, this will officially be my first super yacht. I'm gonna pop my super yacht cherry And I'm so excited Yeah And then people are arriving like And then we see this like weird thing. Sandy is like

arriving in Barcelona and she has some sort of like runt crew. This is like the off season group. And I'm like, was this just a whole other season of Blow Dike that they filmed? And we're like, yeah, this isn't working out. Get them off the boat. Because it's like a whole other crew.

They have names and everything. There's someone named Ben. He's the chief officer. And like, we're doing it. Sandy. She does a whole docking. And then we don't like barely even get to see their faces. They just sort of like scatter off the boat. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, Hey, wait, wait, come back. I want to get to know you. It's the crossing crew.

You know, we learned that on below deck sailing when Captain Glenn was like, Gary, you want to be on the crossing crew? And he's like, I'm committed to a woman. And then the lady, the crossing crew with him, and then they broke up on the crossing crew. Wasn't that something that happened on below deck sailing? Yeah. I forgot her name. She was the worst.

We found out on there. I mean, he was the worst, too. I think he was the worst. But, yeah, she was bad, too. And then she had a baby, I think, the next year. But anyway, we found out that the crossing crew is like the hardest job ever and it's super depressing because it's like working on a ghost ship and there's no one on there and you just, all you do is cross. And so everybody turns into an alcoholic and everybody goes through like their worst times. I imagine it's like a horror show where you just see all your past and all the mistakes you've made and it's just all there right to rediscover during the crossing crew times.

It feels like they should have a below deck crossing crew and we can just slowly watch everybody go fucking crazy. and all the guys start to be like, well, it holds a hole. You know that whole thing. Yeah, I think that would be great. I feel like, I feel like Willem Defoe is on every crossing crew because I feel like everyone's losing their mind and eventually like you go up to a deck one point and he's standing up there. It's like, your first crossing.

It's tough. It's not for everyone. Like, thanks for him to foe. Yeah. He's been through it. I'm surprised he's actually not a captain of one of these blow decks. I feel like Christopher Walkins probably there just because he's in everything, you know. The crossing is very hard.

I don't know how to do this one. I see a dolphin out there. Is it a dolphin in my mind? Or is it a dolphin? Is it a real dolphin? No one knows. You've got to shammy the rail in order for it to look good. You've got to make sure the teak is waxed.

If it's not waxed, it could get stained. I'm like, do we? I'm loving being on this crossing crew. Do we finally find out what happened to Natalie Wood? Like, somebody, somebody. Okay, so then this boat is called My Bravado, which is pretty funny. And I like that candy. No, no, no, no.

It's called Motor Yop bravado, not my bravado. Oh, yeah, it says MIBrivado. It's my bravado. I like that she still says Motor Yacht bravado because I thought that something she just did for motor yacht home, because, you know, it's weird to say, like, welcome, welcome home or welcome to home. Yeah. So I thought she was saying, welcome to motor yacht home. But I guess they do that for everything.

But, you know, it's like bravo. So that's cute. Bravado. Yeah. It's like bravo with an ad in the middle. So Captain Sandy is saying, oh, Barcelona, it's the largest metropolis in the med, from the history to the art, to the culture, to the food, to the cul-lots, to the capri pants, to the cute little babes that you can.

can get. God, I love Barcelona. They also have football or soccer. I mean, it's called football to them. It's complicated. Should I start from the top? Sorry, just lesbian talking about balls. I get carried away. Oh, if you look closely, you can see Gigi Fernandez getting tennis balls at homeless people. What's weird here is they also call tennis soccer. It's a very confusing culture. Very, very confusing culture. Although Gigi calls tennis, my championship sports. that I won a gold medal in. Gigi actually tried to hit a football with the tennis racket.

She broke her wrist. So she's not going to be on the first charter. But God bless her. Hope she's doing okay. Fun fact, Norma finally went on a date with a soccer ball. Somehow it dumped her. You know, it's a shame. Even the soccer ball couldn't get hard for Norma for too long in a row.

Had a leak. It had a leak. Bloop. The soccer said it had gold. The soccer said it had, it had goals, and Norma wasn't one of them. Norma didn't get the joke. So we know that it's Aisha who's walking up, because this is what we hear. It's gorgeous.

Is that a boat? Is it? That's the most gorgeous boat I've ever seen in my life. She's hugging the boat. It's like, I'll always be here for you, motor yard bravada. This is gorgeous, Sandy. Oh, wow. They hug.

And, yeah, she's like, oh, all these big life changes, Andy. And she's saying, you're like, well, I'm, you know, I'm so proud of you. You finally cut your hair like a real captain. So proud. But it turns out, it's just engaged. And we know this, because she goes,

Ormond Gies! So she feels like Sandy inspired Scott, and we do see a picture of Captain Sandy proposing last season to her girlfriend, and they just say baby a lot to each other. She's like, yes, baby, I'll marry you, baby. Yes, baby. I'll marry you, baby. Yeah, baby. Is that how she talks all the time?

That's always seen of that lady. is her going I think so. That's all she says. It looks like she was making a face and then somebody slapped her on the back and it stuck. And she's just like, so they kiss and we see Captain Sandy getting married. And it was like the bravos.

It was a lot of people there. It was like huge stars. Huge. Kate Chastain was there. Asia was there. Jill Zarin probably hiding by. behind a bus. Shall I show them how to make a Diet Coke?

No. Then, so Aisha's, you know, in all of this, this yacht, which by the way, this is, I think, the nicest yacht we've ever seen. This yacht is gorgeous. It's so, it's just so nice. And there's like wainscoting throughout it or something, or beveling, beveled cabinets. It's like, we've never seen that. Like, I feel like every yacht has had these, like, super smooth, like, Tomorrowland.

surfaces. So I really love the detail to the, I just really appreciate the beveling. And Aisha is, now they're looking at the CVs of like the crew. And Aisha is seeing that like, okay, you know, Kizzy is Kizzy Kitchener, which by the way, that's how you know you're going to be working service in your life because your last name is Kitchener. That's how you know you'll be, you'll be bringing things to and from a kitchen is if your last name is literally Kitchener. Kizzy Kichner. So she loves to

Kitchener. Okay. So who do we have? Well, they're looking at Victoria and she doesn't have any housekeeping experience. So Kizzy Kichner is going to, she's a service two on a 100 meter boat and creating decorative, imaginative table settings

is my favorite quality in a person. So then Josh the chef comes and says hi to Sandy. And she's like, whoa, you worked at a Michelin start? That's crazy. You go good with a tire iron? And he's like, yeah, 11 years at Michelin restaurants, three in the clown car, and four in prison.

So, yes, yes. We're not going to be docking next to any schools or churches, are we? I don't think so. Quite. Did you bring a tambourne? Any chance he got a tambourine in there? Sure do. Oh, yeah.

He's going to be great. Between the Michelin's starting. tambourines. Ah, get ready, America. Somehow the tambourine really makes the split ends work. So now each is looking around and like everything is big and in this in the servant's quarters. It's like there's wide hallways and there's a big bathroom. And it's just like, oh, oh, wow. I think more, I think a moment's going to be having this one. Look how big the bathroom is. And Sandy, meanwhile, is waiting for anything. Nathan,

Nathan, reliable, Nathan, good old reliable, Nathan. And she's like, hey, text bloop, Nathan, hi. So excited for you to come on board, just checking for an ETA, or are you just too busy getting women pregnant? Okay, come on, I'm waiting for you. Thanks so much. Estimated time of arrival from your sperm to an egg, I guess is what we're waiting for.

I saw the preview. Okay. I like when the chef came to say hi and then he left. The captain Sandy goes, she looks right in the, the camera and she goes, this guy's going to be great. He's just going to be great. It's like famous last words. But yeah, she's texting him and she's excited to have Nathan because he's had a lot of

experience on other vessels handling lines. Okay. So he's comfortable on deck. He's trustworthy. I don't trust Nathan. I don't know that he's ready for this. And below deck keeps promoting people and I don't think that they're ready to be promoted. No.

Just don't believe it. You know, we like you. You're promoted now. I don't know that he's ready. He can't put together. a damn baby crib, okay? He's not ready. He's not ready.

He's still rocking his friar tuck haircut. So that's like, it's like he's learning nothing, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I agree. So then people are going into cabins, et cetera. And then guess who's here? It's Max.

He's like, hello, how are you, brodo? Well, we get a, we hear his voice. But then we see Kizzy and Kizzy's, because he gets on board and says, hello. Oh, Kizzi, a world of mysters. So I'm in the preview. Kizzi is the one who in the preview is like, I want to hook up with every single person on board.

So keep an eye out for her. I guess I thought her name was Priscilla. I don't know why that was, but she sort of has Priscilla energy to me. Kizzy, Sky Kizzy. Yeah. Nothing is everything. Sky Kizzy. So, yeah, Max comes.

in and he calls for Susan. He calls Captain Sandy Susan. I don't really get it. And then he's like, oh, the French is here. Back to English. I'm back, baby. I don't remember Max. I know I'm supposed to because they're giving him like returning star energy.

Like, play his theme song. Max is here. It's like, here he is. It's Max. I don't remember Max. They even showed clips of Max doing like wacky things like backflips and stuff. And I don't remember. him. I scrubbed him from my brain BBR.

He is so annoying. I don't know why Bravo is unleashing him on us again. He's so annoying. His whole thing was that he was like really lazy. He was like a child and they were just trying to figure out ways to work with Max and get him motivated. It was like the whole season

was like, how can make Max want to work harder? And he just was so like he was just he was draining. I was like the fact that they are promoting him like look at this guy, this iconic blue. Guys, contract negotiations are finally done. We got him. We got him.

We got a extra five lira. It's Max. It's Max, guys. Yeah, this was not like... What's a Lera? Very exciting. It's a Italian currency. Yeah.

Well, he can spend it in Italy. So he was like, I was in Bali for a year because last season, you know, my energy was there. But my motivation was on the edge of burnout. And then we see flashbacks of him taking naps and stuff. And he is now cured guys because he did a little something that douchebags on Bravo do to cure themselves. It's called hypnosis, okay? I have a feeling it has something to do with ketamine because that's usually, when there's a guy involved on Bravo, it's usually some kind of ketamine thing. But he did hypnosis and he changed everything.

Let me tell you, I did hypnosis multiple times in my life and I would still eat my fist right off. of my arm, okay? Hypnosis is bullshit. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Yeah. Well, if it didn't work for James Kennedy, I don't think it's going to work for anyone.

So he is, he's like, yes, hypnosis, like a snap. Everything changed. That blew my mind, how powerful it was for me to go through this new age of inner peace. I'm like the new mech on the new brand. I'm like, I hate to break it to you. You're the same max.

You're literally, you're the exact same. sad, annoying. Max. Now I know why HBO. Now I know why. Oh, the original Max. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Now I know why Max got rid of Max being HBO Max. I'm just, I'm just going to, I'm going to be quiet. Now it is it. It's HBO Max now, right? I know they had to dilute the max of it all because this max was so annoying. That was why my joke was supposed to be. Sorry. But I botched it. No, you didn't botcha. No, you didn't. It wasn't your fault. It was a, it was a, it was a. It was The ill-conceived comment from the, from the heck, it wasn't going to go any more special. I can get my, um, I can get my own show on E because I'm botching, botching everything.

So, so, no, it wasn't your fault. It was, it was, it was, it was bad. It was just bad, innately. It was inn, bad. Jobotion is to the maximum right now. She's like, oh, you're not going to want to leave, right, Max? And she's just looking at him like, this wacky fucking guy, who brought this guy back? He brought this guy back.

Would Norman not pick up his sham? me this year anybody else but this guy please and so we see um flashbacks of max threatening to leave like two days before the end or two weeks before the end he's like hmm i want to go home she's like uh yeah it's uh it's like two weeks got two weeks left he's like oh it is hard it is hard but now we see on screen it says new max mentally engaged i can so he's like no i'm here I'm ready. You know, I am ready. Okay, well, go check out the boat.

There's some nice beveling on the walls. I think you'll enjoy that. And it's going to be a great time. Guess what? You're going to have great food, this charter. Look at the camera. Just tell them, say, this one's going to be good. You're going to love the way you feel.

Do it. Maximum engaged max. Go check out that wall. Tell me if that's Wayne scotting or if that's beveling. And when you get an answer, call Ben. Okay. Thanks. So it's 22 hours before Charter.

and then we got a text message from Tessa, ding-dong. These boys, I've known them ever since they was just little Scal Scalpians, I'm trying to say. It's Tessa from the Cowboy Show, McPhee Dynasty. Well, previously, previously with my digestive system is Tessa, I'm a new decade. I got horrible food poisoning and several people in my hotel did. But those boys, those McPie boys, they can't turn anything around. they're basically looking like my boys. I can't make it to the boat, but be there tomorrow could not be mercy.

Hey, Captain Sandy, it's me, Tessa. I'm going to be as honest as a pimple on the nose. Right? I'm shipping my brains out, girl. Shipping my brains out. My dribble door turned into a floodgate, so unfortunately I'm going to have to stay in bed today. So Tessa texts, and she has horrible food poised. A lot of people in her hotel did.

So I think she was doing a little with Nathan because he also has food poisoning. And she can't make it to the boat. So sorry. She's like, could not be more sorry. Here's something I want to, I have a question about. I mean, food poisoning is truly the worst. And it is so debilitating.

And you do like, it's just, everything's coming out from all ends at all times. It's like you're exhausted. You feel like the world is ending. But that being said, can't you like, can't you like just take the car ride from the hotel to the boat and then just be on the boat and ill as opposed to in the hotel yeah yeah put a cork in it put a cork in your butt and just get you yeah i think you could do it but man it's tough it's like olida adams said

can reach me by airway you can reach me by a trailway i don't care if you're sitting in a cab just get here if you can. Oh, she's, that concert could be a good one. Love to her. Love to be great. She'd be great. Um, well, guess what?

These people are just going to poop in their hotel and that's the way it's going to be. So Capstan is like, oh, God. I mean, what are we going to do? I mean, fuck, where's Nathan? We don't even have Nathan, okay? And so now Aisha's talking to Josh. He's getting in his ass and urine everything. And he's saying that he's been working in Bose for three years.

He's like, working Michelin kitchens. I mean, it's good because. Because you become a great chef, but it's fucking intense. One time I was running a... Is he British, by the way? I can't remember. I think he's British. I think he's Australian?

The Australian? I have a lot of Michelin kitchens in Australia. I don't know. I don't remember either. I just don't remember, but he says, one time I was running a meat section at a kitchen and I was 20 minutes late on the check. The chef behind me, behind the pass, grabbed me,

pulled my head down onto the top pass like that and just screamed at me. I remember getting up and being like, yes, chef. I'm like, well, you're 20 minutes late. I mean, I don't support abuse, but I like, he's like, well, I was 20 minutes late. I mean, you should get yelled at.

Maybe not have your head pressed onto a hot surface and physically abused. But, like, also be better. Well, he did get suspended for a week. So that's something. There was an HR at that Michelin Place. So he has been in the BVI doing some work on mosquito and necker. Oh, that is. British Virgin Islands.

Oh, those are islands? Well, I don't know about Ms. Let's see, let me look up mosquitoes. He just comes back covered in hickies and mosquito bites. That's what I like to think. Mosquito and Nekker. Islands. Neckar Island is, that is Sir Richard Branson's private island.

Shut out. And Mosquito Island, sometimes spelled mosquito island, is also owned by Branson. So he's been. It is not. Is that true? He's been working for dick. He's been working for dick. from my good friend, Dag.

So, Max comes, and he's like, Hello, hello, new Max here, new Max. Oh, I guess she can just go into pick a cabin because the basin's not here yet. So get whatever you like. So that's very exciting. Let's take the top bunk,

because you don't know. You don't want that call to be above you with that food poisoning. Yeah, she came back. I mean, she's always coming back in a positive mood, you know, but it's like over the top. positive, which worries me. And then she's letting everybody just choose their own things. No,

you've got to put your foot down and be like, you're sleeping by the toilet. There's no one else to take the bed of beds, but there could be someone better else down the pike. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed. Yeah, torture them. Give the first ones they're the worst bedroom. That's what I say. Don't let them pick themselves. Yeah. So then Max and Kizzy meet and he's, he's, because, wow, we're done. Everyone, thanks so much for being here.

This has been Watch for Crappins. It's officially time to retire, guys. Let's go. Kiz meet. More like Kiz, Max. So they, Max is like, oh, Kizzy. So I stay here in your room.

She's like, absolutely not cheeky, cheeky boy. He's like, oh, I'm just joking. gang. Ah, but she looks good. Kizzy, kizzy. She's like a visual dildo. I'm like So, what the fuck was that? A visual dildo?

Are you planning on jamming her up your, up your asshole? What are you talking about? It's like I like, I like your face. I'm going to do sit on it. Really, really weird. I thought that's what he said. And I thought that's not what he said. And I let it keep playing and I was like, no, I have to

know what he said. So I rewind it like three times. And, yeah, he said she's a visual dildo. Is he, I think he, I kind of feel like he's trying to say, like, something to turn you on. Like, maybe he meant like visual Viagra or, like, visual, I don't know. But it was, it felt like not the best analogy. Is it too soon to start calling him Peggy? So, um, he's like, oh, he's going to be naughty. So V says hello to everybody, gets her cabin.

She's from Florida. And because he's like, oh, when you first came in, I thought you were like European or something. And she's like, oh, no, I'm Cuban, baby. I have, like, guys look at me and that are going to be like, I don't know, like, you look like a white girl, but you have green eyes and blonde hair. But I'm like, listen, this ass is Cuban. And if you look at it, it's there. It is definitely a Cuban ass. Instagram wall, please.

Instagram wall. And we see that she does, in fact, have a large butt. Yeah. It is a visual flash light. So Christian joins and says hello to everybody. Is this the guy who got the number from the person on the plane? Yeah. That's him.

So he's like kind of handsome but like really dorky too, which normally I like. But I don't like him. I want him to fall, like literally fall down. I do like have visibly discussed that he is by Max. Like he just looks at Max like, what the fuck is? wrong with you at all times. So I do enjoy the disgust on his face. It's like hot disgusts. Yeah. So now Josh is in the kitchen doing things and they only edit in one line, but I think it's a good line. He says, sunflower oil bottle. Sounds like a game show answer. He's winning me back. He's

winning me back. Hey, Max. So you're just going to run the deck until we get Nathan or bosons, just get it clean, turn it around, you know, do the hypnosis thing, whatever you need. He's like, oh, yes, but you'll see the arms of this guy and mental. So we're going to be, it's going to be easy. Don't worry, we got the arms. We can wash things down. 21.5 hours before charter. So Aisha's chatting with her ladies, and she's like, so you've worked on big boats?

I'll say that you're good with service. What's your experience like? And she's like, um, uh, two years ago, really daycharters, a little bit of interior. a little bit of exterior. Oh, Kizzy, you're second. I need a service queen. And then your third is one of you, Cuban. And V is like, well, I haven't done too much laundry.

She's like, oh, well, you're going to learn quickly. And then Aisha's like, so you're going to learn quickly. You better bitch because I've out to spend another season trying to get beads. where you understand the difference between a t-shirt and I'm, and I'm going to be pretty fucking piece of. She brings up Brie and the nightmare that was, but was Brie just last season? What does it seem like 10 years since Brie's been on my TV?

I need Brie back. I know. And Elle. I know. I need Brie and L.A. Yeah, that was a crazy season. That was crazy. And they showed a flashback of Brie.

Because Asia goes, Oh, if you did a little poem, I'm a bit worried about V because it rhymes with Brie. So I've got PTSD from my. last season's laundry and also Ellie and oh I need to pee So she wants to believe

she's capable of learning But You know She has last season In her mind still So now they're going to start cleaning And when is the tech crew coming And Max is like

No I'm the guy in Charles We do like once I did We make our way down This is what we do I learned it in meditation Clean and clean So he's all excited to be boss and it goes to his head really really quickly yeah and then v is like will you

show my cuban ass hospital corners and kizzi's like okay put your hand under the slide and don't even tuck it in just slide it in gorgeous it's like wow last if phraser here this season he'd be like just tuck just slide it in slide the hand in sounds rather naughty but he isn't so i'll do it for him Yeah. So, Max is making small talk with Christian and he's saying, bro, you're like Homer Simpson, you make all the job. And Christian's like, no, because like I work in an airline, you know. So like if you hook up with a cabin crew, like there's like thousands of crew.

I mean, every girl takes a pilot. It's in my blood. I'm the seventh pilot of the family. Yeah, I was the captain. So I was in charge of my aircraft. and then COVID happened. And now I'll never fly again. Now all my flying credentials are completely out the window.

No one's on planes anymore. Unfortunately, planes are dead now. No one's on planes. I'm like, uh, sir, that's over now. Go back to the plane. It's dead. He's like, yeah, I was like that best pilot in the world, which is why I cleaned backs now.

I know. Something about this doesn't quite add up. It's like, okay, I understand like if you have to pivot because like, the airline industry shrank in 2020, 2021, but it's 2025 now. People are flying. He's like, yeah, man, they stopped producing airplanes. Unfortunately, people stopped using planes, and now they just take mainly ferries and canoes. So I had to pivot hard.

Yeah, real hard. Big walkers. Big walkers now. But thankfully, boats are still in business, and so we're mops. So, yeah. I'm about to get my hot air balloon pilot's license because that's the only way to cross the nation. Hot air balloon. He's like, yeah, I'm, like, really big into licensing lime scooters.

So, yeah, that's pretty much what I do now. It's like, yeah, you know, like, yeah, I didn't, you know, give me the lifestyle that I want in terms of, like, good money and a lot of time off. And girls love deckhands, too. You know what, you know what girls love? You know what really wealthy girls love? Someone who's sort of around and putting a jet ski in the water. Oh, they love that. I have never had more vagina in my life until I picked up a mop.

Next stop, janitorhood. Next stop janitor. Working my way up. I do not believe you, sir. You got caught masturbating in the cabin or something. Yeah. The pilot. He's been banned for airlines.

I have to imagine. Yeah, he's weird. It's weird. I want to know what it is. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. God, isn't it funny how my phone has my voice saying ring? ring ring ring ring ring oh it's a face time from nathan hi nathan where are you shit my fucking brains out that's where i am i've been getting sick i've been getting sick i'm sick as

hell by the way i don't know how to put a baby crib together spoiler alert well we go and chatter tomorrow so we need you here okay he's like yeah so get some rest and hydrate and hydrate and hydrate and you know stop pooping your butt and i get over here Otherwise, we can't leave the boat. Guys, America, guess what? If Nathan isn't here, I don't have my boes. If I don't have my boasts, no one can put together the three baby cribs downstairs.

And I don't meet the manning requirements for the vessel. Oh, I won't be able to leave the dock. Maritime Law will get so mad at me. I don't know what we're going to do. Uh-oh. Who's outside? It's me. Mary Time Law.

Get your ass off that boat. What the hell is going on here? This isn't manned? What the hell? This is not a problem. You better get your shit together by tomorrow, Sandia. You're not going anywhere. You're not going anywhere at all.

Maritime law. And the curtain drops at me. Go to intermission from Act 1. It's like, oh, I love the first, I love that first act. I just hope the second act maintains the momentum. Our crew, all crew. Let's meet in the main salon for our first meeting. Okay.

So, 20 hours before Charter. everyone meets and she's like oh look at you guys looking so happy eager no one's in capri pants okay one demerit pass them around pass them around listen a couple of things i want to go over okay i don't want you to listen to i mean i do want you actually really there's a trick i do want you to listen to your department heads and if it makes it to the bridge then you will have the wrath of sandy now i'm not talking about just my office i'm saying if we see any bridge and you're talking talking about a problem, it's going to be a problem because people have to use those bridges to travel across things and they can't be distracted by your problems. Okay. So you don't want to have the wrath of

Sandy, okay? Unless your legs are ready to put on some capri pants. You better watch out. So I want to introduce our, oh, oh, everyone, it's our first officer, Ben. He came over on the passage. Say hi, Ben, okay, he said hi. Hey, it's Ben Barky. You know why? Because he's a dog. That's why he's on TV one time. Okay. This is the time of the episode where we present all of the, of the non-TV ready people. Okay? Let's come out, homely pockmark people.

Come on out. Come on out. And you know what? Here's a stamp. I'm giving everyone a separate stamp. You have you, U-G-you-have-L, you have G. All right, switch positions, okay? Basically, you got a lot of stamps. At the end, what do they spell?

Read them out, Benny Barkie. Uh, U-G-L-Y. You ain't got to Wileify, you ugly. Okay, that's it. Now go hide your face, okay? Go back down to the engine room. Everyone, I know you're, I know people have been concerned, but I've got, I've got massive news due to advances in cloning and science. Someone that we thought was no longer with us, is with us.

Please welcome our first engineer, B. Arthur. Oh, my name is Biorke. Oh, Bork. Recording musician Biorke. She is here. I love the swan dress. No, no, my name is Biarc. New York.

Oh, I love your reality show in New York. You're just, you do great work. So good, everyone. She's hilarious. Bjork. Oh, you're a delicious peppermint patty. We get it. How many accolades do you need here, homely?

Okay? Go back. Go back and put that pillowcase I left on your bed onto your face. Okay? Well, never see you again. So they leave. And then she's like, yeah. Now, you know, now, Max, you're going to have to do this because Nathan's not here.

He just doesn't understand baby cribs. So. Now, yeah, a little bit of bad news, everyone. First, I lost my Donna Lewis cassette. I'm really. Really like that song. But also another piece of bad news is that we're missing two, okay? Two capri pants.

And I've only brought three. So whoever's doing laundry, you better. We're also down to people too. So it's really terrible things. Food poisoning all around. Okay. And do not have the fish. Oh, Bozun Knox.

This has a nice ring to it. Like, okay, well, you're not the bosun yet. Okay. We've already got one bozo here. Am I right, chef? You're like, that's right. Richard Branson loves me, baby. Yes.

You know, when Nathan gets here, he's an awesome guy, try not to stare at his haircut too long. He's very sensitive. Apparently, he spent many years in Friott camp, and it's hard for him to get rid of that. So just, but he's great. Otherwise, he's great. So, it's just like, nothing's coming. I love neither. I love neither.

Have we talked my thing about Nathan? I would just start hugging trees and kicking myself in the bottom, pitching myself on the cheek, slapping myself all the fun. Oh, you're all right. Oh, my God. Someone had Aisha a fucking Benzo. It's day one. You cracked out.

So what is his position? You know, uh, she's bosun. It's like, oh, did you think you were the bosun, Max? He's like, uh, no, that boy. I mean, I'll take this. situation. She's like, oh, yeah. I love the confidence. Hate the stupidity, though. Charter number one begins tomorrow, though, everyone. So get ready. Okay, let's get back to work. You can do this. You can do this. All right, it's time for me to retire. Watch my favorite show.

Wind, C-Six 6. Okay, do you guys want to start making beers? Like, oh, God, well, oh, my God, we don't have enough time. Oh, no. So now Josh is in the kitchen by himself. And Max is like, just shut up. We go like fucking bull. Torters are cool. I'm Balsen. Christian's like, yeah, I don't get that.

So Josh, he pulls out a tambourine. And he's like, you never know when you're going to need a tambourine. I'm like, that is true. You do never know. But chances are it's probably not going to be while you're cooking. So you can take that off of the air friar. also tambourines are the instrument of the non-talented people in the band and we all know it so why are you pulling out a tambourine like that's a flex that's not very that's true you know like i'm worried i'm worried about this guy and it's not just the clown stuff it's like the whole like look i'm like long crazy hair and hearing like he's trying too hard you know what i mean i feel like he puts patchouly smell all over himself just to seem like i don't know hippie like he's trying too hard it seems like Also, I'm actually going to push back when he says you never know when you're going to need a tambourine.

I'm actually going to say, I think you always know when you're going to need a tambourine. Like you always know exactly the time when you should have a tambourine. Yeah, when you're in a band and you don't have any talent, so they hand you a tambourine. Yeah. When you are like you've been hired to sing the do do do parts in the background and they're like, you know, like give Nancy the tambourine. You know, like that's, you're, okay, if you're on stage and you're wearing. a vest and you're singing your snap, you're like, you're sort of like

moving your shoulders and singing, uh-huh, you're going to need a tambourine. But otherwise, I think you're, good to go. When you're, when you know you're going to eat at a place with a bunch of boomers and they're going to be playing yacht rock. Okay, maybe. But not right now. Not right now.

Did they use tambourines and rent fairs? I feel like, no, I don't think so. Did they have those back in the Renaissance days? I don't think they came up with those yet. Wasn't that like a classier time. The Renaissance. I'm going to get back to you on this one. I will do the research. Right, their tambourines. You know, I will.

I don't feel like they don't. I don't feel like they had the song Piano Man back then. Hey, do people use tambourines starring Piano Man? Hang me a song every Yeah, I feel like that's a tambourine. I feel like that's a tambourine song. Just want you to know, the tambourine has a history

spanning thousands of years with its origins traceable to ancient civilizations of Middle East, Egypt, Reese in India where it was used for religious and ceremonial purposes. So, yeah, I'm going to say you might find a tambourine at a Renfair, everyone. Okay. Well, there you go. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Consider me unimpressed with the past. So, yeah, he's got a tambourine. He's wacky guys. And so

is Kizzy single? She has. Technically. Technically, She's single guys. And V's story, V's like, yeah, my story is really tragic. Eleven months ago on my birthday, my boyfriend passed away. And she's singing with this huge smile on her face. And then she's like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. How the fuck did that happen? She goes, yeah, he drowned.

He drowned. Oh, God, this just keeps getting worse. Did you even get to pull some poo out of your butt that day? She's like, no. Oh, my gold. story. So V tells us this story and it's actually like so sad. We see that she like met this dive instructor in Mexico. They had this like romance. We see pictures. This guy was fucking hot. It was like this felt like it was like a movie, right? Like isn't this like a movie that you

watch where you like go on holiday. You meet this amazing person like gorgeous and you have this like sort of carefree thing and you go swimming in the ocean every day. And then and then he dies. I was like, this is the tear-jurker movie. I was like, oh my God. And then she tells this sad thing

about how she doesn't go scuba diving anymore because scuba was the gift that he gave to her. And it's like too hard. I was like, I was like, and she's like sitting there laughing. She's like, the only way I could process it is by laughing. I was like, oh my God.

I was so sad by this. Yeah, she's like, she says it's such a mystery that he drowned because he was a dive instructor. But she also, tells us that they used to like making out underwater. And so I feel like it's not that much of a mystery. I feel like he was

loose with the rules. We have to talk to that Moray eel that's been all over below deck down under. Like, what? Yeah. The turtle. She's like, and then the saddest part was it as if the turtle knew he just passed by and waved. It's like,

so Kizzy's like, I'm not smiling because it's funny by the way. I just get really uncomfortable. and I can't not smile in these situations. And it's just like, it's because you're British. That's how it is. Nothing was funnier than the Queen's funeral. I mean, if we watch it, we still watch it on TV sometimes.

It's just hilarious. And it's like, I've dealt with it. You know what? I just use lots of dark humor. It's the only way to do it. And she goes, yeah, your boyfriend's dead. Shame. And then they start laughing.

I'm like, I mean, it was funny. But also, like, I don't know if you necessarily needed to yes and in that moment. you could just explain while you were smiling. Well, Kizzy is a sociopath. Like, we start learning, this is like the first instance of it. Like, this is the first, like, example of it. But we start seeing throughout the episode that Kizzy is a fucking sociopath. And I kind of like looking, it's like a retrospective.

This is where it all began. Ryan Murphy's show, Monster, starring Kizzy Kitcheners. So, meanwhile, Max has something to say, he tells us, I like to go like rude rough at the beginning and I want to lead with fear like all the good leaders do. In the Louis the 14th rain, there was a guy in the Maximilian, he was just like me, just like Max, Robespierre, you know, everyone, famously everyone wants to be like Robespierre, you know, and he started to speak up in the streets and took like all the people of fans together to start making revolution and he was like using a guillotine and every day he was like killing all the royalty. So maybe I'm like reincarnation. Let's do it for Captain Sandy. I'm like, I don't, I don't, I just don't understand the, the link between Robespierre and, like, mopping a deck. Like, I'm sorry.

I don't understand what, like, shamming a railing has to do with, like, dropping the guillotine on Mary Antoinette. Marie. Yeah. Mary Antoinette. Marie Antoinette. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But, um, they're cleaning.

And so now Aisha is so excited because kids. he loves decorating and um kiszie's like yeah i've always been a service girl i've worked on lots of charges but last season i was on a private boat which is really cool especially because the owner he died so i mean rip and everything but yeah i didn't have to do anything it was amazing i'm like okay you're laughing about death what's wrong with this girl i like her i worry about any animals near the boat because i feel like she's probably in that you know like beginning stages of like killing small animals and stuff, but I don't know. I'm looking forward. It's been a long time since there's been someone on these shows that's like, that could be a serial

killer. Yeah, yeah. Well, because he says, I mean, it's not funny. He's dead, but shit, I didn't have to do anything. We literally got to pay to like run loose on the boat. It was so good. I mean, of course, I was the one who killed him, so there was that. But whatever, no one needs to know. So basically, she's going to decorate everything else to be exciting. So 19 hours. was before charter and here come provisions so all the provisions come through and Sandy's like wow that's a lot of provisions

you know I see some capri suns in there but not some capri pants who who made this list in the first place okay that's a failure someone's not listening oh focus on getting provisions you focus on getting kivins done and possibly not making fun of dead people right keys

um so then at 615 and max is just getting really bossy We see him just bossing the ex-airline guy around all over the place. He's like, oh, detail here. I meet you downstairs. You do this. You do that. You'll see me.

You'll show me. Oh, get in. Oh, you lose your head. Max, I'm impressed. He came back a changed man. I did not lie, huh? But then Christian's like, I'm so tired. So then Aisha is like looking over stuff.

And they're all just like kind of cleaning. It's like a cleaning episode, which is crazy because we're already in an hour. But, yeah, it's a lot of cleaning and hellos and stuff. And then Max is still bossing his guy around. And now it's 14.5 hours before Charter. We did it, bro. We did it. And Christian's like, yeah, this guy's more experienced than me.

But, I mean, I've flown planes. And he really wants to be the boss. And we're at the same position. So, like, you're a decant as well. I'm a decant who just got a phone number on a plane. Totally real. Totally happened. Yeah.

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