Watch What Crappens - #3017 Below Deck Med S10E01 Part 2: Inspain in the Membrane

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way, you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. Then, so now we see a text from Captain Sandy. Sandy has created a group. Hey, everyone, I'm making a group text. I'm calling it Sandy and the diarrhea heads. Okay, it's to Nathan and Tessa. So Nathan meet Tessa. She's here at New Deke. who's also sick. So if you hear some retching in the room next door, that's probably her. I hope you guys are feeling better. Update me in the morning. And remember, if you don't make it here, the whole season's canceled. So no pressure. But we do have Capacta here on board. So get into a cab. Okay, thanks so much.

13 hours before Charter. Do not forget to sleep, Josh. And Josh is like, you're going to have to force me to stop working. Tampraining. And so now it's time. to go to bed and now it's 2.35 a.m. Someone looks at their wiener, which I thought was really funny. I just thinking bed, was it max? I don't know which guy it was, but someone just, like, lifted up the covers and just stared at their wiener for a minute in the dark and then put the covers.

That was probably max. That seems like Max, Max behavior. Is it still? Yeah. See, a goldete. It's next day, 6 a.m. And six hours before the charter and V is checking the, uh, the, uh, the dryer. and everything.

Max is checking him with Josh. He's like asking if Josh looked well. And Josh's like, no, man, you know, I had to listen to music all day. So I had to put some music in my air. I found it kind of helped me, you know. I used to work in kitchens where we didn't have much music for years. And I didn't really how much it affected me until I left that kind of work. And I would go home and I would just shake that tambourine for hours on end.

And I was like, wait a second, I need to incorporate this into my karpacios. So he tells us that the box they want you to fit in. at a Michelin Star Restaurant is like robotic. And he's like really creative guys. He's got long hair. So he had to get away. And he really sees himself as an artist. And he enjoys all sorts of different mediums.

Writing, writing music, playing guitar, dressing like rock stars, creating different styles of food, Rubik's cubes, penis art, penis puppetry. It's all part of an art form, guys. He'd wear nail varnish, but he can't, because he has to work in the kitchen, and it might come off in the food. But he's that much of an artist.

He would even wear nail polish. Rebel. Wow. Wow. Did Basquiat just come on board? Because this man is an artist. He is one thumbnail away from being at the MoMA. He's got AirPods.

So he is basically a Grammy winner. Okay. He loves his music. So I say, oh, so you need music. Okay, well, let me, let me find me a little tam-tam-tampoline, you know? He's like, oh, he's like, you got one right here. You never know when you might need it. You need it right now because now's the moment you might need it.

Yeah, we're going to jingle, jangle, jungle in here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, now Captain Sandy receives a text from Nathan. He's like, feeling better be there in 20. How do baby crabs work? So, um, now more cleaning commences.

is and crew uniforms need to get done. Come on, guys. Come on, V. And she's like, all right, here's how you do it. Just throw the uniforms in and do Express 30. She's like, I see what you're saying. Do you? Yeah. Go to Express and 30.

No, the washing machine, not the store. Got it. Go to Express. I know a dead person. We've already covered that. Please don't make me do this. Being a steward, my technique is called winging it. Ha!

That's my technique. So now Nathan is walking up to the boat. I was looking for any signs of clenching. He's like, sorry, I know, I know producers. He wants me to have a nice slow mo walk up to the boat, but I really need to get to the loo. But he says, hi. And Sandy's like, he's like, oh my God, I'm so glad you here.

How are you? Did you bring that crib you're working on? He's like, no, I couldn't. yesterday was a disaster. Not only did I have, not only did I have diarrhea coming out to every hole of my body,

but I still couldn't figure out that damn crib. But we're here. We're going to make it work. Yeah, well, the guys did a real good job, you know. Max said a lot of things in French

and threatened to cut people's heads off. So that was fine. God, I love a go-getter, you know? So Max has more experience. He's got more than the other two. So I'd go with Max. You know, just go for Max.

I love him. You know what? Max, Max, got some, what do they call that where they tell you things in your brain and it tricks you into doing it? He's been hypnotized. So I think he's a, you know what? He's basically the captain now. Okay.

Guess what? Max is now the lead producer on wind. I quit. What am I even here for? Max is amazing. She's going to eat those words so hard. She's going way too hard for Max. And this isn't like Sandy, right?

Right. Yeah. It isn't. But maybe she has a new attitude. So Nathan goes in. He meets Christian and Nathan and the. and everything. It's just more like, oh, where do things go, everything? And, and, you know, Nathan's giving orders, but go to this port side, go to that side, whatever.

Josh has, is making food in the kitchen, and Nathan's looking at CVs. And now, finally, we meet Tessa. Tessa, who also was sick, is finally arriving at the boat. Oh, oh, where is Tessa? Here she comes. And Max is like, oh, d'wobble is coming. Blah. Take a look. Give him some time. Just don't name the lead deckhand right yet. Give it till Charter 3 before you say Max is president of the boat. Okay? And Max is already in love with Tesla. It's like, look at this princess. Hello, mademois. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Yes. You're walking till the door. Walking till door. Bonjour, madame. Where are you from? She's like, bed in bed. She's like, oh, I don't understand that. She's like, well, I thought about coming yesterday, but then the thought, just thought of shitting myself on the dick, I just couldn't.

I couldn't do it at all. I got to love those boys. My last two boats have been 120 meters plus. I'm used to working with the team of 10. 10 boys, that's who I raised from babies. Okay. You know, we get a job at the start of the day and have no rules, so in my mind, I'm just like, oh, this will be easier. It's just like a small scale of what I'm already used to on the McPee family firm. Okay, goal change.

Please don't speak in that accent anymore. Oh, God, I have an Osama. You can't take the country out of the country girl. You can take the country girl out of the country, you can't take the country out of the girl in the world. Deck crew, deck crew, meet me on the main deck after the preference sheet meeting. For instance, a good example of a preference is I prefer her not to speak in that crazy voice. Okay, thank you so much.

Gays, my first preference is not to let Tessa sing. You are the wind beneath my wings. Actually, I'm okay with that song. It's a nice song. That's a good one. It's actually a good one. So now we have our preference sheet meeting. Preference sheet meeting.

separate rooms everybody separate i like that in all the years of below deck they finally decided to change up and they're like we need every every producer on every below deck ever invented in one room all right what are the new ideas to keep this show fresh we should have preference sheetings in different preference sheet meetings in different rooms oh my god we're here for another decade we're here for another decade margaret you just got a raise i love this idea because before it was a captain telling the heads of departments what to do but now It's the heads of apartments telling other people what to do. It's just a whole new show.

I love it. And what was this? How about this? Everyone gets an iPad that they can use for 10 minutes to look at the preference sheets. Well, I can not the fine dildo in here. There's child blocks on there, Max. Okay. Jesus Christ.

Okay, preference sheet meeting. So let's find out who these people are, guys. the primary is Carl. Hi, I'm Carl. I'm a serial entrepreneur. I'm renowned in the world of non-alcoholic web startups. I'm really into web sites that don't drink. Soft Bitcoin.

Give me a soft cyber cyber currency. Crypto. Crypto. Crypto. So he's a doucheback. Friends of Carl. Eunice, Philip, Jess, Maria. Da Vinci and his fiance, Alexandra, hoping for a luxury profession to save us on his trip.

One day one, one, day one, Carl and his group want to indulge in the water toys and get ready for their Bitcoin extravaganza. Oh, fuck off. Are these really Bitcoin people? Who really wants to, if you're a Bitcoin person, do you really need everything to save Bitcoin and have Bitcoin parties? Is there really that big of a thing? Like, what is the Bitcoin extravaganza? Like, Bitcoin's don't even have a tangible form. like is it that like you have to like sit there and like wait for a computer to find the cake

and it's like oh we did it now we get to eat the cake yeah it's just a bunch of dudes sitting around going bra bitcoin's gonna be at a million by 2030 you heard it here first you heard it her first oh whole stuff we're going all right well day two the group would like to explore the charming coast of cities okay cool cool okay so everyone let's get to it because we've got guests coming in one hour. Glad we read through their preference sheet with only 60 minutes. This makes a lot of sense to do it this soon before they arrive. You know what I

like doing? A preference sheet meeting after provisions. That makes a lot of sense. That's such a good point. Let's talk about the guests and prepare five minutes before they come on board. Okay, this is going to be great. Just everybody walk around and say Bitcoin a lot.

Okay. So, So everyone goes into different teams and everything. Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. Josh is flirting with Kizzy. He likes her perfume. And she's like, oh, my God, he's flirting with me. Can't wait till he dies.

So Aisha is happy with cabins and it's time for the talk. Here come the Bitcoin people. Which means there is one extremely homely person with a really hot wife. At least one. We know there's going to be at least one. In this case, his name is Da Vinci. and he says Bitcoin every other five minutes. He's like, yo, bro, the boat, the Bitcoin belt.

Am I right? Oh, what are we on to see of Bitcoin? Yes. I'm like Captain Ahab constantly serving for Moby Bitcoin. Ooh. I do believe that he's rich. 20,000 Bitcoins under the sea. Am I right, everyone?

Hey, yo. I do believe that he's rich, though, because he really does have a hot girlfriend. Yeah. That's true. And it's not coming from his personality or his looks. No, it's not. Hey, Hey,

hey, everyone. Welcome to motor yacht bravado on Bravo. Bravado on Bravo. See, it's wordplay. Okay, it's confusing to you. That's okay.

Asia's going to show you around the boat, and we're going to head out to see and get your first anchorage. So you guys can get in the water because guess what America wants to see. Your pasty bodies. Okay, come on. Let's have fun. So Aisha gives the tour.

and she's showing them the aft act the aft deck and they're talking about breakfast service and one of the guests is like um oh my god we're going to have to get you one with diamonds honey and christian's like oh man i guess i need to buy bitcoin jeez they're really rich they're talking about diamonds i found they really rich people don't talk about being rich that much really you know unless they're faking it about to go broke rich screams wealth So they look at all this stuff. Oh, jet skis and decks and everything in disguise, like Max is very excited. He said, oh, they're cuto and vesters.

You know, they're like robespierre of money. And Nathan is like saying, oh, he probably wipes his ass with like a 50 euro note. So there's the tour continues tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, the more tour. Well, guess what case? What? No. No, I was going to say the primary suite's really big this season.

I was just going to say that. That's all. Oh, it is. It sure is big. And then there's a room with two little twin beds. People are all mad. Like, wait a minute. We're not splitting this evenly, are we?

Because this is a little unfair. And then she goes, you should see all rooms. That was funny. So Captain Sandy's like, I lived in Barcelona for years. I know this marina like the back of my hands. Are these even my hands? Whose hands are these? When did my hands get this?

I need different. Have I always said? Give me my hands back, please. Wait a second. I got a freckle now. Huh. Well, you know, I love it here in Barcelona. This was like my old stomping ground.

You know, I was, they call me the G.G. Fernandez of volleyball in Barcelona. But, you know, it's, you know, well, you know, you got to have experience. Getting off the dock should be easy. And when you have experience, you know where the, you know, you know where to place the people. people and entrust them. And I trust Nathan. I know we can do this. I know we can run a boat. I mean, it says he gets putting together a crib, am I right? All right. All right. I'll have Tessa and Kristen, I'll discern. And the guests are looking at their

monogram towels. And like, oh my God, it's B for Bitcoin. Because we like Bitcoin, guys. It's Bufo fuck off. But fuck, that's shut up. But shut the fuck. But shut the fuck. But shut the fuck up. But you're stupid. Okay, so, lines are safe.

Drop guys. Lines are safe to drive. Let's do it. Drop the lines. Blow line, release, line clear, stirs, slides. We're all going to die. Captain Glenn is somewhere like, wasn't she talking about her everyone could die within the next three minutes?

Adventure. So the lines are going up and everything. And meanwhile, they're trying to leave, but everyone, like, all the deck crew has questions. Tessa's like, oh my God, the bridge thing's not going in. The button's not working. How do I do this thing? And he's like, all right. Well, you know, hold on.

We got to take the lines out. What about the lazarette? We have a lazarette. What about the forward peak? What about the forward aft? What about the boat? What about the, what about the crib? Are there any ants around here?

And he's like, having to run around. Like, how do I do this? How do I press a button? You just put your finger on it and you press. But do I do it this way? No, you're twisting it. But how do I put it around? He's like, just put your finger on it and press.

I don't get it. And finally, it's just like, ask the engineers for help, please. Jesus Christ. It's like, ask Bjork, please. Yeah, ask Barkie, okay? And Max has the starboard. He's like, clear, channel, clear. I got off its head.

And Da Vinci's like, Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin. Carl says, yeah, there's always bigger yachts, but you can never have the biggest yacht. Unless you're a Jeff Bitcoin Bezos. Am I? engineer engineer engineer engineer is tessa here is tessa please please i'm about to die i can't get the lizard pick on to the boat he's like don't do it over the radio just go down he's like oh is he down there i'm sorry i don't even know he's radio So he's, like, freaking out because everything's going to shit. And he's like, yeah, I can see this team's not really capable of giving 100% quite yet.

Oh, I'm all set. Thanks, Nathan. God, that went smoothly. Hi, everybody. This is big one. You did it. So Nathan's like, oh, God, this is a nightmare. So, like, yeah.

So now he's giving some more orders around. Aisha's asking the guys what they do, and this guy Philip is like, you have a real estate company in Dubai. And Carl's like, in Dubai, you can buy anything in crypto. Like you can get like even a functional non-alcoholic bar there. Brick and mortar, buy it all in crypto. Scorch really into crypto and every time he tries to talk about it to me. So, yeah, I'll crew, all crew, 10 minutes, 10 minutes.

And they're like, yeah, and Da Vinci's like, yeah, I can order cash to my house. They bring me $10 million whenever I want it. Yeah, yeah, I don't get to keep it. I only get to keep the $5 I'm allowed. But, you know, it's cool that they bring it in a bag that has 9,9,9,9,000 other than $95,99. We get it. We get it. You only get $5.

So. So they're like, okay, everyone, all crew, ETA in 10 minutes. ETA, capri capri pants are arriving on a taxi in 10 minutes. Get ready. Get those ankles ready to be exposed to the sun. Get that suntan lotion out because the capri pants are coming in, everyone. Get ready for that two inches of pure sun tan on those ankles, everybody. Let's get to it.

It's like crack at the window in your car in a hot day, you know? So, Josh and Nathan are talking, and Josh is like, hey, Shagga. And he's like, hey, talk Shaggar, I'm going to behave myself this year, though, telling you, I'm on my best behavior. And he's just like, whatever, I don't believe it. When's the last time you talked to, Gail? I love Gail. Hottos two days ago, I think. He's like, oh, really?

So you guys are five? It's like, no, yeah, we're friends, yeah. Oh, girl. Oh, so they broke up, which is good to know because the previews are like, Nathan's cheating on a pregnant lady all season long. So it's good to know that they're at least broken up. Which, by the way, just goes to show, like, Gail, like, one of the hottest people we've ever seen on Bravo. And even, like, this, like, you're not going to, you're not going to lock that down, Nathan?

I mean, obviously, he does eventually. But, like, seriously, this is just, this life is just not fair. Yeah. Yeah. Men are still going to, men are still going to look for something. else no matter what men are gonna man it's time for a commercial it's time for a crap and's commercial so you go saw each other for six months and he's like yeah until christmas time uh-oh he broke up with her at christmas what the hell what's wrong with him he says he cut it off around

christmas time that's the one you want to have a baby with ladies that is the one yeah get him now after the season, we went travelling for six or seven weeks together, and then we tried to maintain it, but the distance was an issue. And because of how busy I was working 13 hours a day, I just wasn't sustainable. Also, she kept on trying to have me build small little structures and it was too difficult. Oh, well, it's hard doing distance when you're like, fully committed, but of course, why would you ever fully commit to a gorgeous supermodel that for some reason works on boats? I just have to fuck around. Well, you're a young man. That's what you're you're supposed to do. And Josh was like, yeah, he's a fucking shaga. That's right.

All right. Put the tambourine down. Please. We don't need that right now. So, uh, Carl has something to say. It's always such a calm feeling on a boat. Oh, yeah. Da Vinci says, are you going to buy one? You're going to buy one, Carl? You want me to order $10 million? What's your budget, Carl? What's your budget? he's like um i'd say 30 million i'm like yes i'm really glad he enjoys the how calming it is to be on a boat you know the sort of thing that makes most people want to vomit off the side of it and then if you know you're unlucky it like perishes perishes and you all die calming very calming well i'm ready when you guys are two shackles two shackles two shackles um so now is uh is telling

V to go run some plates for lunch. And Vee's like, is it okay to be in socks for lunch service? I'm just like, oh, please wear your shoes. Where did we find these people? Who hell is this person? Is it okay if I just like show up in like some gym shorts and like a crop top?

No. Can I please feed the guest buggers straight from my nose? No! What the fuck is this crew coming from? Okay, so then Josh is like, okay. These are sourdough chia butter rolls. Get him out there.

I'm an artist. So now, it's time to get the naughty boys out, guys, because water toys need to be out immediately. Within 45 minutes, this is a Captain Sandy vessel. Yes. So the first thing that has to go out are the naughty boys, which, as you may know, are like, those kind of floating platforms. I'm not skilled in this area. I don't have any experience. but as far as I know, it's like you inflate them

and then you tie them to the boat and then you're done. So seems easy, but apparently it's not. We learned today that it's very difficult. No, that guy, Christian, sits down there trying to get these things tied for what they make seem like an hour. I mean, they make it seem like it's 10 hours. What is happening over there?

They've got a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, boy's stuff to do. So they are, yeah, they're like inflating it forever. They're trying to figure out the pump. But like it seems like if they're already inflated, they just can't seem to like wrangle them. Like, wait a second.

How do we tie this to this? The water keeps moving. It needs to stay still. Someone tell the ocean to stop it. Stop it. Cut it out, ocean. And Tess is like, should we attach it? It's something before we keep blowing it up.

Or we do blow it up first. And, yes, it's a disaster down there. So meanwhile, quinoa salad's coming out. Baba Ginoosh, you guys. Baba fucking Ginoosh is coming out. Yeah, bro. And Carl's like, oh, you still have that 22-year-old Russian, right? Da Vinci's like, yeah, we're talking about the chef here.

Oh, because just one of the guests is like, we have a chef every day, every meal. You guys are not really rich. I don't fucking believe you. Rich people don't talk like this. Yeah, bro. I'm glad to spend $30 million on a boat. Really? Well, we have a Russian chef every day.

Yeah, this is how a rich person speaks. You know what? I just love to cook. I mean, unfortunately, I'm really busy, but thankfully we have this wonderful girl named Pasha, who's from Russia, and like, she's just great. And I try to get in there as much as I can, but, you know, sometimes I just have to say, Pasha, just do this for me, which is like rich,

which, rich wasp for like, Pasha cooks everything. I don't even go in the kitchen. But like, if you're wealthy, you try to pretend, like, you still do it, or I love it. or I love her. She's wonderful. We just go to the farmer's market together

and we just look at all the fresh produce and we talk about what the meal is going to be. We sort of arrange it all together and she executes it. She's so much better than I am. I mean, sometimes I can't go to the farmer's market so she just goes on ahead without me, which is also rich for,

she goes to the supermarket and I stay back and watch TV. Yeah. Like who knew that you could find a child lost in an airport, take them home, make them a part of your family. And I mean, the way she cooks, it's like she can see into me, you know, God. I mean, what a talent. What a talent. So anyway, you guys like tuna? You know, it's like a subtle, it's a more subtle way of bragging. But these guys are, yeah, fuck. Yeah, we got fucking Bitcoin and $30 million delivered to us every morning for breakfast.

It reminds me of Caroline Fleming when she brought the ladies of London to Denmark and they went to a restaurant. And she was like, you know, you know what I love, Comte cheese? They don't have. have it here, but I remember coming here once and asked, do you have comteit cheese? And they ran all over the city just to find comtee cheese for me. Isn't that the sweetest thing? Which is her way of being like, I yelled at them and said, I'm a fucking member of the royal family. And if you don't get me comtee cheese,

I will never come back to this restaurant ever again. Right. Because the point wasn't like, oh, I forced them to get me comtee cheese. It was like, isn't the staff here just so so accommodating? They're just such wonderful people.

yes so now they're i mean this food does look great he's uh Josh maybe is a clown but he does look like he makes good food I mean he's making it's making a ton of food and the lamb chops they cut into the lamb chops they look perfect I mean you can see with a lamb chop you can tell I mean they kind of bounce off each other when he puts them on the plate they're juicy they they look like they're cooked perfectly impressive impressive Josh I did not see this one coming I have to say I like just like platter of fish He just had, like, all this fish that came tumbling out at one point. I was like, that's cool, you know?

Yeah. So then, 2.45 p.m., time spent launching naughty boys, 15 minutes. Deck crew, deck crew, can I have one person to the boat for the life jacket to retrieve the jet ski? The jet ski is now, so we have another moment where shit's just floating out in the middle of the ocean. Yeah. It's almost like a ritual at the start of a balloon. low deck season. Something floats off into the, into the distance.

And now Josh brings more food to the table. And while that's happening, we see now it's been 30 minutes spent launching the naughty boys, which again, floatable, the floatable floating platforms that just need to be tied to the boat. That's it. Just

something's floating, put it in the water, and you tie it on. That's it. Yeah. That's all we can do it. They can't do jet skis. They're like, oh, we can't get this thing tied. How are we supposed to get just skis out? and Carl's like, yeah, I can't do Jeskis. So it's really hard.

So whatever. Guys, the crew are going to get the water toys in. By the time you finish here, everything will be in the water because everything's going perfectly this season. And I'm sure everything's already out there just waiting for you. All gassed up and ready to go. Yeah. So Max is telling us, Nathan draws his best, but I think

he's got different management strategy as me. I'm not going to whip you with some, with the shame and shemies. Shemies. shammies and say let's fucking do it I won't whip you with shame either and I'll take my guillotine out of my suitcase

Max you have no leadership skills what is he even talking about and the producer's like did you pack your guillotine oh yes I always pack my guillotine with me it's a bit expensive when I travel but yeah he's worth it

so Nathan is watching them still try to get these things tied which they still can't do and he's like I think we need to get a system down here and Max is like yeah we'll do a not course shouldn't you guys know how to do knots you work on a boat isn't this like base this show worries me it really does i mean bark you can't do everything he's one man yeah it's it's too much so uh nathan's like mortified

he's saying it's a disgrace and he's like oh god this is this is really terrible and so they're they're just fumbling about you know trying to get these toys out and he's like Nathan's like just get the jet skis out like don't worry about these naughty boys you know and test's like but we're down on the panel board. She's like, oh, that's our board side for fuck's sake. So Sandy's watching it all. And she's like, you know what?

This is Nathan's first time leading a team. So I'm not going to apply too much pressure, but I need them to know that they need to get everything out quicker. Because by charter three, it should be precision. It's like every time, every time they start a new season of wind, I'm like, by episode three, this better pick up.

Otherwise, I don't know if I'm on board for another season. Yeah, and it's just a fucking mess out there. And they're running around like chickens with their head cut off. Heads got off and the girls inside are watching and cracking up. And Aisha's like, are you enjoying the shit show, girls? They're like, yeah, this is so entertaining. You have no idea. Okay, so now's time to Jet Ski.

And Tessa's getting annoyed. Christians like, well, when they tell us to do it, we have no fucking idea how to do it. So they need to tell us how to do it. And Tessa's like, Gary, not teaching us nothing. Guys, you should know how to do this stuff. Yeah, so it's now 90 minutes that the guests have been waiting to get on their jet skis. And Sandy is like, she's just watching. She's like, oh gosh, but they finally get on.

They finally got on the jet skis and they're playing around. They're having fun times. And then Kizzy goes into the galley and she's like, here's your knife. And Josh was like, well, this could be your knife if you like it in the pantry. You don't have to keep on coming back to the kitchen to give it back to me. She goes, oh, you don't want me to come back. He's like, oh, I want you to come back. Come back whenever you want.

You can shake a tambourine with me. Yes, woman. She's like, boys tend to like me. I love, like, playing with them, you know. I've been like a little puppeteer. And I'm like, dance boys, dance boys. Like, look at me. I'm Kizzy.

Kizzy, Kizzer. The hottest girl, the hottest room in the whole house. So now they're flirting over bread And he's like, do you need some bread? And she's like, yeah, he's got so fucking much love in it That you don't even understand She's like, ooh, I can taste the love in your bread Oh, yeah, go damn it, bread

Yes, give me your yeast Give me your yeast Um Yeah, it's disturbing So, okay, we got to be faster, Nathan We got to be faster. Don't be sorry, you're alert learning, okay? Now, what do we know from you last season? You had terrible hair. The whole world told you

had terrible hair and you showed up with terrible hair again. So you're learning. That's the important thing. Yeah, right. And then we see Kizzy. She texts three hearts to someone named Tommy. We don't know who Tommy is, but he's just received three hearts. We don't know Tom. Do we know who Tommy is? It's the musical. Just like, just as a reminder, I would love to be part of your company. So he has three huts. She's actually auditioning. I love that. The guests are happy.

And now we have to get a Bitcoin chocolate fantasy theme party for dinner. Totally normal. And so they're figuring out what to do for that. Meanwhile, Josh is like,

yeah, you never know when guests are going to ask you to dress up or do a silly dance, whatever. You know, a lot of chefs want to hide in the galley,

but I'm an artist. I enjoy creativity. When I was in Nicaragua, actually, met a clown and he trained us for two weeks on the craft and now he dresses like a clown and this is when i started booing my television he said no let's just started screaming no pass okay pass i wonder if i wonder if clowning is different in nicaragua than say like the bronx right other regional regional nuances that go into the clown arts well i don't know who ripped off who

but it's, you know, the big lip mouth painted around the mouth. I mean, basically, it's like Lala Kent. It's like Lala Kent in both places. He's like, I'm going to juggle and then afterwards, I'm going to a squirt. Yeah. So, yeah, he is in clown face and I'm mortified. Mortified for him. Mortified for all the clowns.

I'm just mortified for everything. Yeah, I kind of gave up. I just booted the TV and just kind of sat back. and shook my head for the next 10 minutes. So V is now hunched over and Kizzy comes and puts her finger up her butt. And she's like, oh my God, that nearly is saying you flying. It's like, oh, my God, stop it. I like it.

And then Nathan is asking the deck team to put the whip out on the starboard side, which basically means secure the tender. And of course, this is not going to go well. Yeah, Christian's like, what is that? Tess is like, It's to secure the tinder Even I know that one. Come on. So then Aisha stops by the galley

And says, This is the first time that I feel like I'm over 30. My body is really sore. Meanwhile, we've got Christian and Tessa trying to figure out ropes again, which is not going well again. And Nathan's like,

oh my God, attach a clip to the eye, attach an eye on the whip, I'm on the whip. What are we doing? I'm on the whip. On this one, is this a web? Oh, they don't even know how to put whips. Oh, my God, please. The jet ski is floating away.

Another thing's floating. So he goes after the jets. Nathan's on the tender. He goes after the jet ski on the tender. But then Max goes, it's an emergency. And he just jumps off the boat. And then he's like, Max, no. Oh, geez.

So he goes swimming. And then the guest goes, one of the guests goes, I don't know what they're doing. One guy's swimming. I just like Max going, it's an emotion C. I mean, literally there's a tender going to fetch the jet ski. And so then Nathan gets the jet skis. Then Max has to swim back. And Sandy's watching like, oh, God.

I mean, it's like Keystone cops over there. Oh, my God. What happened to that wave runner? Why did it drift away? Did it have a date with Norma? I mean, geez. Christian's like, well, it was my fault. I got distracted because I got another number from a, from a seahorse over there.

so I wasn't paying attention. And so he didn't know how to do the knot. So it floated away. That's not. That's not landing. Captain Sandy's like, just that, that, that, no. Okay, no. He's like, yeah, we're going to have to have a meeting.

You're going to have to have a huge meeting. You're going to have to have a couple weeks of training. This is crazy. Yeah. You have a boat crew who doesn't know what a whip is and doesn't know how to tie a knot. That's not good. Yeah, it's not good at all. So Nathan's like, well, it's just got a wee bit hectic there for a moment, but I'll get them on the same wavelength.

She's like, yeah, do it fast. Fast. It's an absolute shit show. I've just been standing at the swim platform watching things terrible. So now Carl's recording himself. He's like, I'm currently in Spain right now on a beautiful, beautiful boat. And the question is, of course, are we going to see Bitcoin going lower? Oh, that's what we all wonder today.

Is Bitcoin going lower or is Bitcoin going higher? Let's go back to the charts. The best time to buy Bitcoin, always, always today, yesterday. Yesterday is the best day to buy Bitcoin. Guys, thanks for being with me on this special live stream about Bitcoin. Buy it now. Oh, good better, bus. Never let it rest like it goes, you're better.

You're better's your best. And you're all buying Bitcoin. But also, this is why I don't believe these guys, because we're doing Carl Voice from Summerhouse. But this guy, this is how he really does it. He's like, I'm currently in Spain. a beautiful boat. Bitcoin. Always buy it. It is always a good buy. Bitcoin. And nothing could sound more fire festy and like con artisty than this guy being like, look at me. I'm on a yacht. Buy the Bitcoin. Buy it like as soon as possible. Buy it tomorrow

today. Like get it as soon as possible. I'm like, okay, uh, Mr. Ponzi scheme. How much money do you owe? Like, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy. Bitcoin is not something you sell at an MLM or something. It's not like they're making profit off of people buying. You know what I mean? Like they're not making commission. Are they brokers? I don't know. I guess people are buying Bitcoin.

Won't that drive up? Doesn't that drive up Bitcoin? Well, yeah, of course. I mean, yeah. So everybody's buying it. But it's just, they're making it sound like, I don't know, it sounds like an MLM cult, you know, like those leggings or whatever we did that documentary about.

What was that? The Lulu Lemon. No, no. It wasn't Lulu Lemon. It was like some Lulroro. Lulro. Yeah. I don't know.

There's just something about like the urgency and, and being like, buy it now, buy it now. It just feels like, I don't know. Yeah, they're cheese balls. These guys feel like crooks. Yeah. So, anyhow, they arrive for dinner for the Bitcoin extravaganza meal, which still doesn't make sense.

And they're getting upstairs for that. And then Chief Officer Ben's just chatting with Nathan. Nathan's saying that's been a hectic day. You know it's bad when they have to bring out Chief Officer Ben to have some sort of conversation. They're talking to the, like, invisible crew that we're never supposed to see. Nathan's like, oh, Jesus Christ, what do I do? And he's like, don't worry, Nathan.

You know, when you're confident, then they become confident too, right? You just need to be more confident. And he's like, oh, it's overwhelming the fucking shit out of me. Because, you know, we kind of all know that on below deck, there's an actual crew that knows how to do things just in case. But this is bad. When it's like, they hired a Bozin who's probably not ready to be Bozin and then gave him a crew that doesn't know what they're doing.

Like, we're going to be seeing, we're going to see a lot of barky, what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. So now there's some more cleaning. And now the main event, which is it's time to bring that jet ski back on the boat. So the jet ski is like hooked up to a chain. And Nathan has that little remote controller thing that sits on his like tummy like a waitress in the 1920s nightclub selling cigarettes. you know and so she's he's like doing he's like trying to control it and sand they're acting kind

of like this thing is like a wild salient and sandy's like okay hey i'm here to help okay come on let's be let's go easy let's be focused okay see that light see that light okay Nathan you can do it come on speak to the horsey come on and Nathan's like whisper all over the place okay Concentrate Control No, control Slow, slow Watch out

Okay, you hit the light Okay, let's not hit the light again Okay, hit it The second everyone just No pressure Everyone's watching Okay, okay Well, we

Those lights cost money Nathan, control yourself Control the drop Nathan Control the drop Do your food And Nathan's like It's a big swing

It's too swelling And then the light double crashes and slow control. Come on, come on. Bring the wave runner. And then the jet, oh my God. It's just a disaster. And Captain Sandy's like holding a string. Like, look at me.

I'm helping. I mean, the whole thing is just. But watching that, watch that jet's be like knock over that lamp and then knock it over a second time. Oh, it was just so, so visceral. So great. We died. We died. All right, everybody.

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