Watch What Crappens - #3019 RHOSLC S603 Part 2: Poster Child

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

This is part 2 of 2Real Housewives of Salt Lake City spends some time on Braunwyn’s questionable mom and Angie being Greek (!!) before heading to a shootout lunch where Lisa has printed DISMISSED on poster boards to prove that she knows Blake Lively…or something. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's what happens when there's so much than crap is. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now we go to Angie arriving at Heather's house. Speaking of Heather Gay, and she goes upstairs to this room, this big room with all these nice windows and snowing outside. It's actually quite cozy. And Heather's like, hi, I'm turning this room into, well, it was a storage room for all the girls stuff that was, you know, it was both a physical bird. but also a metaphorical burden, because it reminded me that I would be trapped in my bedroom. The only place where I could find a sanctuary was underneath the duvet. So I moved all of it out, just like my daughters. And I'm just going to make it my own creative office,

because I haven't been able to experience creativity since that first baby's head popped out of my vagina so many years ago. But now it's flowing through my veins once again, and like it's now my study annex, it's going to have a desk, it's going to have a bookcase, and this is where I'm going to write, this is where I'm going to do all the fun things I never got to do, because I have daughters. I am Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek.

Oh, wow. It's a special doorbell chime for Angie. Angie, come in. I'm finally getting rid of my daughters. I'm going to call this the bitches are gone room. Come in. Check it up. You know, for the past eight years,

I feel like I've operated from my bread and bed and from bread too. And a lot of people would call that clinical depression. But I call that effectiveness, as in my daughters are so effective. and making me want to just crawl up into my bed and stay there for the rest of my life. So she's got pink colors. They're all different versions of really bright white.

There's like one that's tinted pink and one that's tinted mint, but they're kind of fluorescent once they start putting them on the wall. I don't like any of them. Yeah, I don't like it. They're too icy for living. You're already living in an icy place, you know?

You need some warmth in there, right? Well, I just kind of feel like if you're going to go with that light, just keep it white. But I like the sort of that light yellow is sort of like kind of Easter colors. She's like, I'm trying to get away from the trauma of Mormonism, which is why I'm going to paint this room in the colors of Easter.

It's like, no, just keep it white or go for like a dark contrast. But all the three colors that she put up there, pink butter and like whatever the pair of it was, mint green or something like that. Yeah. I don't like any of them.

I'm kind of fluorescenty. So she's like it's supposed to be an ice blue. ice pink and then a butter yellow and Angie is like well my house is stark white well mine is too it's white everywhere in here I just look like floating eyes walking through my house and she's like okay well Electra doesn't like how modern and clean our house is she wants to live somewhere warmer she loves patterns and non-greek people is she rebelling because of what she grew up in or is she really this is who she's really going to be Did I raise a daughter who likes patterns? I know I love that. That was the worst thing. She likes patterns. She gets excited every time we drive by a Chevron station.

So the other day, she told her that she's working on getting her Greek citizenship. And Heather's like, oh, my God, you are? I love that. And so they hug and stuff. And she's like, well, I had to tell you. But when I shared it with the Electra, I thought she would say, ooh, cool. but her reaction was not what I expected. Doodity doot.

Doodoo doodoo doodoo. So we go to a memory of her telling her telling Electora that she's getting her citizenship. And Electra's like, I don't care. You're really taking this great thing far, Mom. Fuck. She's like, well, mom, that's your whole identity, but it's not mine. And I don't know why you're making Greek, your whole identity. Did I not give her enough baklava?

Did I not give her enough? Spanacopa da as a child. Have I failed? Have I failed Zeus? She said the most offensive thing that she could ever say to me. She said, mom, not every day is Laini Kazande. How dare you? I'll tell you, Elektra is never going to be on house hunters because they don't like people that say, I grew up in a modern house and therefore I don't want that.

Like everyone in Househunter is just like reliving their childhood. Like, well, I really want to have an open concept house that's dark white because that's what I grew up with and I just really love it. Yeah. Especially the men, though, on that show. The men are, like, really attached to their childhood homes. They're like, this is the first time. My father really disapproved of me, and the first memory I had of him being disappointed in me, the room had wood paneling, so I'd love a room with wood paneling.

It's like, bro. We had a leaky radiator growing up that almost gave us carbon monoxide poisoning five times. So if we could have that in the house, I would love that. It's just so cozy. I love that thrill. That's what they all are, because they don't have any. design sense and they don't they don't know anything about interior design or like what makes a house good so all they can rely on is like their fond childhood memories and then all these people have to

like cater to it and so stupid but anyway uh angie is basically saying how like being a parent to a teen is like walking a tight rope and like she doesn't want to be me by her side every minute she doesn't need me by her side she's becoming independent and I'm like hello I am a recent gay icon and pop culture. How do you not want me by your side? I'm hilarious. Gays love me. What is wrong with you? I just want her to want to be my best friend and go everywhere with me. Cut to Heather. Thank God my daughters aren't by my side anymore. Wanting to be me. Wanting to be my best friend. But those bitches! So Heather's like, wow, it really hurts. You have to put your ego on the back burner with girls, you know? That's what I tell them. Put your ego on the back burner and put your

backpack on your back with all of your belongings into it and get out of my house. You know me, Heather Gay, known for putting her ego on the back burner. Anyway, here is a copy of my latest book. Please take this with you as you go and give it to a stranger and tell them to give a good review

on Yelp. So we've talked about Ice Pink. Let's talk about the party the other day. Okay, at Amy, the Socialite's house. It was just so loud. I was just so afraid of getting caught and the fray of all of it. I just hid.

I just hid away. More like you, you lit the match and then cover. Exactly. While the explosion went off. You threw the rock. You threw the rock and you ran and hid your hands. The Maltov cocktail.

You were not a shrinking violet. Roses are red. Violets are shrinking. Wait. So then we see a flashback of literally Heather running away from the conflict that she was part of brewing up. And then when you be like, wait, Heather, I can't do this without you. Roses are red. What are violets?

What color are they? Violets are green. See, I need Heather. Yeah, you did disappear. And I'm like, where are you? I needed you. But Brittany ran over to Lisa and sells me out to bring up my comment. And Heather's like, well, clearly, we have a friend who's either in financial distress or living a lie or she's under attack because of these lawsuits.

So what is it? Part of me has compassion for her and then part of me is like she's never going to change. She aggrandizes everything. Pete, I'm sorry, you're Angie Kay. Did you just say, did you say that word? I did. I learned it today in Greek vocabulary class. She brags about everything.

She misses a girl's trip to be with Ben Affleck. She's claiming she's going to Ben Affleck's premiere party. And yet she's posting photos like those AI photos of herself in a hotel room. And we see a photo of Lisa living like looking all chic with like. an AI hotel room in the background. And she was like, yeah, she said at lunch with me that she had a very different life than me, you know. And she's just total rich and fancy life outside of our circle. But we're all women.

We're all women who deserve a chance, a chance to be fancy, a chance to be aggrandizing. Hey, wait a minute. I said that word. No, I learned that word from Rihanna. that's my celebrity friend oh okay you know it hurt my feelings it says our lives are not that different I said our lives are not that different and we're both sitting in the same restaurant we're both wearing the same thigh high boots I mean hello if you're so famous why would you be wearing the same thigh high boots as I am right like I thought we had a lot more in common we both love boots

that come up to the same part of our leg everyone's been I've read in a lot of comments that people are like, oh, God, look at Heather, you know, always kissing someone's ass. Now she's kissing ass trying to be friends with Lisa. I don't really see that. I see her as, like, manipulating and just being like, okay, well, let's turn everybody against Lisa because she's lighting this fire to make Lisa fight with everybody. I mean, the ladies were talking about it, but the way that Heather repeated it to Lisa was to start a huge war, which she did, and then just sat back and kind of laughed.

So I don't know if she's trying to, like, kiss Lisa. Lisa's ass, or if she's really just trying to be like, okay, fine, I'll be friends with Lisa, and now you guys can all see what a monster she is. And so she's just, you know, pushing, not that Lisa needs much help, honestly. But, yeah, I'm confused about Heather's motives here. It's going to be interesting to see how she acts the rest of the season. Well, I really value my friendship with Lisa, and I've worked hard to stay in a good place with Lisa. And part of that is me accepting her how she is. And I'm not trying to. trying to change her and improve her behavior, but she's almost impossible to defend at this

point. I mean, we're wearing the same thigh-high boots. I mean, I'm supposed to defend her, and this is how she acts, bragging about hanging out with Ben Affleck and, you know, Cila Ward. It's hard. It's hard for me. Well, she throws her grenades, and then she diminishes what you've done to confuse you and to distract you. And I just want the truth. I told her the other night. Let us, let me in. Let us be friends. Tell us about your lawsuit. I love how Andrew reframes it. It's like I was just trying to be her friend. Tell me about your lawsuits. I really want to know. Well, you know, I think Lisa thought you guys had a real friendship. And so that's why she feels like this is a real betrayal. Sort of like the betrayal I felt when I thought having daughters would be enriching it. Instead, it robbed me of all the joy in my life. I feel betrayed too, though, by all of the nothing she has done to me this season. I'm very, very betrayed.

So then we go to the Blue Sky Lodge, and it's skeet shooting time. And we get like a nice slow motion shot of Lisa from behind, aiming her gun, being all sexy. It's skeet shoots. Shooting a skeet. Yeah, and they're shooting. And it's like, and she's like, blue sky's like a refuge for me. So to go skeet shooting, it's something I do with my family. And like, I don't really want everybody here.

It's like a very private, emotional, cozy, important skeet shooting scene. And it's only a few people can be here. Like some people are so willing to stab me in the backs. So I'm sure they would have a problem shooting me either. So I only invited Emma, Marrith, Mara, and Heather. This is the right group to let off some steam before I go blow things up at lunch. So like Mary, when is or Mary and Lisa close? So then everyone's shooting their clay birds, their clays.

But Heather doesn't get it, which is sad. Yeah, Heather's the only one. doesn't get it, which was kind of shocking. Everybody else got it. Yeah. Have you ever done skeet shooting? No. I look so hard. Yeah. It's like a little tiny moving dot in the sky. I don't, I don't think I'd be good at that. Yeah, I remember playing it in Duck Hunt and I was like, I can't do this. I was terrible at Duck Hunt. I'm still terrible at Doc Hunt. I think they have a David Busters are one of those. I've played it recently, and I still suck. I mean, I would hold my gun right up to the screen. You're supposed to stand back, but I hold my gun right

up to the screen. I'd be like, you know, and I'd still somehow wouldn't, wouldn't get the ducks. Yeah, my side. Dog would come up. Doodoo do, do, do, do, do, do. And it would laugh at you. Stupid dog. So now it's time to go to the Lodge of Blue Sky for lunch. So Angie, Bronwyn, Brittany and Whitney. Brittany and Whitney, Bronwyn and Angie, they arrive. And Angie is like, I'm surprised. She is even hosting a lunch and invited us. What more could she possibly have to say? Um, there's got to be a reason that we are here. and surely there is and it has to do with Kinko's poster board printing

Yeah They all go into a room And it has giant posters Of like various court documents And they all say Dismissed across them And Bronwyn's like This is like the dumbest thing

I've ever seen And I've seen my own confessionals This is dumb She's cracking up She's like this is ridiculous It is ridiculous It is ridiculous It's also very Karen Hugar

encoded, you know, her tax meeting or her tax press conference or whatever she had, girls. So she's like, you know what? Hi, everybody. Welcome to lunch. I just want to point this out. Allegations are not facts. And for those that need to know that, deny, deny, deny, okay?

And they're just cringing. Everybody's like, oh, my God. Ron was like, those posters are just so childish for so many reasons. And, you know, the main one, like, it's like the kind of posters I'm. made at FedEx Studio, okay, when I was in middle school. Like, this is just, this is a laughable to me. Hold on. Hold on. I'll laugh. Laffable. Marry's like, well, I'm confused. I'm going to stay confused. And I will leave confused, which is funny, but also applies to so many scenes that Mary is in. It's not the first time she's had to say that sentence. It's just Mary's,

Mary's role, you know? So she walks in and Mary's the only one who walks right up to the posters and tries to read them, which I really liked. And so she's trying to read them. And she goes, wait, where's the, where's the clarity? Where's the clarity? Like, why is it blurred? It's hurting my eyes. It's too blurred.

And she's right. Lisa has stuff up there, but some of it's like blurred out. And none of it really says anything, you know? So she's saying she must have this transparent lunch, but she's not transparent about anything or talks about what any of the cases were about and why they were bullshit. And she's just like, I can't have a transparent lunch, you know? You can't have a transparent lunch and put up blurry images to say that right now.

So Heather's like, wow, it's like a science fair, but no one actually did their project. I love that she has easels. P.S. I hate science fairs. I'm like, okay, Heather, this is not your greatest work. We're reaching the bottom of the barrel of your interview commentary here. So he's like, I love the Photoshop work. It's fabulous. And Bronwyn's like, yeah, the Photoshop is fantastic. This proves nothing, by the way.

she took some current document and then she put a red stamp on it hey it's important to make things red because Unity is my daughter and there's a picture of John and Lisa and it's like a

houseboat or a yacht I'm confused so good so she not only puts up poster boards she puts pictures up to remind them that she's rich some random picture blown up of them standing on the edge of a boat And Mary's like, why am I looking at them on a yacht?

And Angie says, it's very far away. So you can't see that that was like 30 years ago was the last time she was on a yacht. And then there's a picture of them at a jazz game. And Britney's like, oh my God, that's a really cute picture of you guys. Yeah, I know. That's me and John front row at the jazz game. And then Robin just looks at it and it's like, yeah, these are not actually court side seats because these are not the folding chairs by the court. But nice try.

I was like, I love that. She just clocked that right away. It's like, this is not courtside. But Lisa's just so out of touch. I mean, to post jazz, you sitting in good jazz seats when the whole plot two years ago was just for jazz, you giving, you're taking jizz for jazz tickets. And now the allegation is that you've been fucking some guy for his Amex card. And it was the same guy who was getting you the Jiz for Jazz tickets. And now you're posting pictures bragging about the jazz tickets.

It's like, come on, man. You need to fight for your own cause here. It's like you're providing evidence. Yeah, seriously. So Lisa's like, hey, Meredith, as a lawyer, I thought you would have pressure us. And then she's like showing up there's a poster that just has like all these allegations that like she says are like deny, deny, deny, deny. We'd later find out. Well, actually, I'm sorry.

The allegations all say denied, deny, deny, deny. The allegations are denied. But she has written dismissed, which is different. And Merrith says, well, in my expert legal opinion, and I don't think these posters are what you would normally use as exhibits in a courtroom. However, they get the point across, and I think there'd be great artwork for the back of my DJ set. So Lisa's like, well, this is litigation by Lisa Barlow. People can sue you for anything. You could look at them the wrong way.

They can sue you. Your coffee might be too hot when you go through a drive-through. They could sue you. Sometimes they think that because you have too many Chanel bags, that they should have those Chanel bags too so they can see you for those two and you can allege everything. So yeah, I figured I'm going to have a little lunch and we're going to talk about the allegations versus the facts. I'm like, okay. Okay, she's like very afraid of like a communist agenda. She's like, they want my bags because I've got

bags. I will not get bags at the par. No, I earned that. I'm like, okay. Let's relax a little bit. But also, please do talk about allegations versus facts. I mean, if that's what you're going to do, but, you know, this wasn't spilling coffee into McDonald's, Lisa. Like, so if you're going to talk about the cases, do it. Writing denied, deny, it's like, you're accused of this. I deny it. Boom. Innocent.

Innocent. They wrote down denied. So innocent. So Heather's like, wow, I love the decor. What's the theme of this luncheon? Have I done the science fair thing yet? Okay. Today is all about me and about the things that people like to discuss about May.

and like on camp day awful things were said about may so i decided i would dedicate a lunch where you guys can like get complete clarity on accusations and misinformation's and lies and by clarity i mean you can start to say things and they'll be like no no no but we've already rid it that's how we know about it yeah we read it lisa we read it but obviously not very good because you didn't spend the extra twenty five dollars to get dismissals so you know what you if you spent 25 dollars, they would have said dismissal. So, you know what?

What is it? You're cheap. What is it clarified, though? What are you going to sue me? Because you didn't have $25? Lisa. Is that why you're doing me? Lisa, what is it clarify? Yeah, it clarifies dismissed, dismissed, dismissed. It all says dismissed.

That's what it says. It's very clarified. Oh, dismissed? Because you pay them back or dismiss because they were fake. Yeah, you know what? It's dismissed because it's none of your fucking boss-nots. That's why it was dismissed. Lisa, you can't have a party and be like, I'm here to clarify things and someone says, okay, so here's a question. Well, it's none of your business.

It's not how that works. She's doing so, so badly. It's just, it's so bad. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. So, Angie's like, okay, well, I will ask you some questions that could actually help you and shut it down. But, you know, look, things that look strange. People are reading that you had another man's credit card in your wallet. You know what? I'm happy to have run around and explain things.

For example, dismissed. Dismessed. You know what says dismissed. Number two, this man aggrandized you and paid your car off. And like, number three, let this man paid for your remodel of your home.

Yeah, but you know what? Denied. That's why the court case says denied, denied, denied, denied, denied. And we owe him $118,000. Yeah, but that's not true. None of that's true. It's all denied. You can read it.

You know what? Pay $25. And you can read it in the court case. You know, Lisa can Photoshop dismissed on any document she wants. But for the one case that it's still, that's still open, Lisa and her lawyer are only denying these claims. And that case is actually, case is actually not dismissed. Yeah, but you know what?

I can say for, without a doubt, this is a fanciful tale. Read my response. Like, there's something on the menu that's called the fanciful tale because it's like fanciful. It's like a tail and it's fanciful. And that's it. That's what you need to know. That's master.

It's such a stretch. I love that she's like, yeah, this is a fanciful tale. And I'm saying that phrase because there's a cocktail called the fanciful tail. So it's a tie into the menu. See? I'm a good party. So you don't have a credit card. he got in your name and Amy's like oh hi Amy the socialite over here hi Angie you know they were

in business together and they were business partners so and what he's like Lisa what was that part dismissed Lisa it's in the process it's in the process which you would know if you had like an extra six dollars to pay for the process parts yeah but you wrote dismissed on it yeah get more money no but get more money so that you could know that it's like it's being processed You wrote dismissed on it. So is it the process or is it being dismissed? Yeah, but you could only see the word dismissed because I paid the extra $9 to see the dismissed word. So, you know, basically I'm rich and you're poor.

So your response is you're just denying them. That's your response that you're denying them. Once again, these words are not interchangeable. The claims are like being denied. This one case is not dismissed. It's just denied. Yeah, but I hope you enjoy the cocktail on the menu called Fanciful Tell because that's how my lawyer described. allegations. He said, you know what? It's a fanciful tale. So we made a drink out of it. Do you guys like it? I'm innocent.

I'm going to just say this right now. I don't think any lawyer said this is a fanciful tale. I do. I think it was like, oh, really? Well, this is all a nice fanciful tale. But we are going to move to have this dismissed. And she's like, yeah, it was the fanciful tale. Ask my lawyer. Asked. I feel like the fanciful tale was like the name of the cocktail that was already on the menu that she was. And she's like, oh, yeah, put that on our menu. Yeah, because it's like, I'll just say my lawyer said that. It's so good. It's so good. Denied, denied, denied. So, Andy's like, I don't even understand.

Yeah, I think that she put that, she named the drink for that because she made the menu. It's her lunch. So wasn't it all stuff that was based on this court case? It's like, okay, everybody, enjoy the dismissed salad. You know what? Okay, I hope you guys enjoy the pay the extra $11 pot stickers. Enjoy this cocoa. that's brought to you by Swiss dismiss.

So Angie is like, I don't even understand what she's talking about. And I keep hearing fanciful tale like she's like a princess in a story that has a happy ending, but it's not a goddamn fairy tale. You're not wearing a princess dress. You're not twirling around,

bidi booby-booby-boop. And then all the cases disappear because that's what she's trying to make it sound like. Yeah, Lisa's not doing great here. So she's, uh, Bronwyn's like, okay, well, um, I don't believe you. It's not just me. You've done it to other people at the table, too. Okay? You've, you've done digging. You're a digger. You've dug behind my back. You've done it to a lot of people.

And she's like, I didn't dig behind your back. I didn't dig behind your back. Uh, you know what, Brahman, you're stuff full of shut. You know what? You don't know anything about digging, but we do know that you like to dig. Yeah. Nailed that. You dig. You're a digger. You know when everybody tells me you've done it to them. Yeah. No. I do know that. Because you're digging. That's why you're digging. You know what? You're obsessed with talking about. me because you got busted lying on jewelry you didn't buy and you can't buy. You know what? I'm none of your business and you're none of

mine. Don't talk to me ever again, digger. Don't ever do it. I love whenever she says, don't talk to me ever again. She does that all the time. Like, never speak to me for the rest of eternity when you're like still at a table with her. Bronwyn's like, well, then why do you keep talking about me? It's endless. The amount of things you say about me, you came into Amy's house. I had to apologize to Amy

for this fight that we had in her house. And again, Amy, once again, so sorry about that. Huh, don't speak. You don't have to respond to that. You were calling me a whore. You did do that, Lisa. I never called you a whore, okay? It's Piggas Shabreg about doing blow jobs.

That's it. You said, you know. Is this how you're trying to get away from the fact that your husband's a misogynistic asshole? Is that how you're trying to get away from that? The misogynist at the table is you saying I suck dick for money because that's misogynist. This gets a big head nod for me because that is female on female bullshit and you know it. Big headnot. Yeah, honey.

Honey. Honey, you know what? The only reason you brought it up is because you got busted lying. You got busted lying. And I have explained to all of them this. You chose not to come camping and you chose not to listen to my story about how I was just trying to fit in with the cool girls.

And I'm actually almost a victim at this point for my own lying. Yeah, but you know why? Because Ben Affleck and Blake Lively at Anna Kendrick's movie premieres. You know what? So sorry. Like Anna Kendrick is more important. Okay. Wow, she really used the Anna Kendrick card there to get out of that one.

She would have thought I knew that there was a card that was available. And Mary just starts laughing. She's like, wow, yes, Anna Kendrick, yes. Guys, none of that stuff matters, sort of like my wants and wishes while I had daughters in the house. What matters is that we were all on a trip, and Bronwyn dropped a lot of facts about Lisa that you were wanting to have a lunch into what?

Clarify, let's talk about it, okay? But you know what? Let me clarify that. Let me clarify this. Dismiss, Desmast, desmast. Just mess. Well, I hope it's not true,

and I hope you do clear it up, because I don't want to be, you know what, I don't want this to be the case, Lisa. I don't want this to be the case. I don't. Well, I want to make this very clear. All of this is true, and these things happened.

I did get sued one, two, three, four, and I'll probably get sued in the future, okay, probably by Anna Kendrick. Let's be honest. But is there merit to it? No. Can anyone's, sue for anything? Yes. Do I have money? Yes. Do I love my business? Yes. Am I proud of what I

accomplish? Yes. Do I factor my receivables? 100%. Do I love a rhetorical question? Yes. Where did that come from? All of it made, yeah, all of it was making sense until do I factor my receivable? 100%. I don't even know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if her receivables are the money she's getting from. her business partner and she's factoring that. I mean, I have no idea. So Whitney's like, Lisa is completely unhinged. Now that we're talking about factoring, I can't even say she's a train that went off the rails. Like, she's derailed. Yeah. She's not off the rails. She's derailed. If you know what I mean, we do. Factoring receivables is a financial process where

a business sells its unpaid customer invoices to a factory income. I guess, like, you sell your debt, I guess. For those wondering. So, Angie's like, I thought I was invited to a ladies luncheon. Are we going to order? I like that the girl comes over and she's like, can we order? Just like this little teenager. They just keep screaming at each other and fighting over it.

Heather's like, I'll have the, thank God my fucking daughters are out of my house, stupid little bitches soup. Thank you. great um so yeah um so lisa's like well what were you hoping to gain from talking about about me and they're just like okay let's clear it up will you listen oh why would you do it behind my back it's like Lisa you elected not to go on the first big trip of the season and then you're shocked that your show that's built on gossip like had you in the crosshairs like that's what you get you know sorry you're just if you want to control the narrative you got to be there so mary's saying like this is why she's so why she's so perfect for this show because all she needs to do is say you guys everybody gets sued you guys know that this stuff is a bunch of bullshit this guy's you know what you asked me whatever questions okay lisa did you have a credit card yes i worked with the guy it's normal for us to both have credit cards for the business the bit he was the funder of the business so that's why the credit card was under his

name why don't you pay it yeah because we got in a business dispute and he's trying to i mean she could just calmly answer the shit and it would go away but instead She's like, that's my, that's a poster. She's also like totally unhinged as she says this stuff. Like, lady, you're the one she's not, I'm hinged. She's the hinged. She's off the hinged. The hinge.

No, but it's just funny because Lisa, it's like you, you're not ambushed in this situation. You have all your talking points. The fact that she can't recite her talking points calmly, the fact that she like flies off the handle immediately when she has all she's she created this event how are you not in control of your own narrative at your own party that was to surprise them like she's just like screaming like you don't know no no go way i don't want to talk to you ever again it's like Lisa like you should you should have a complete control in this scene but she's like i'm asking i'm gonna ask very simple question and it might even be a two-parter okay what was your objective in talking by my back and what were

you hoping to gain from that it's like a HR question all of a sudden well what were you hoping to gain from these posters, but I'm asking a simple question. Okay, what, what were you gaining? Should, okay, number one, I've watched you talk about people's businesses. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. No, you haven't. Thank you for the story, though.

Thank you for the story. You know what, your story's done. That was like a poor person's story. It's frustrating. Spend $12 for an extra page to finish your story. This is Greek frustrating. No, you're frustrating. Well, you're very frustrating.

No one makes me want to get out of my chair more than you because that's my iconic thing is to get out of a chair. And I mean, you've been one of my closest friends, but you are also so fucking frustrating when you won't listen. You are too. Fustrating, frustrating. And then it goes to commercial break. And we come back and just like, and you talk.

And I'm willing to listen. And I added on to that comment that was made. And I'm just going to spell it out again. No, I'm not the one trying to be Janshaw. Oh. And so now Angie gets really pissed. And it's like, you think I want to meet Jen Shaw.

You look like her, though, but you look like her. You've got the same hair girl, the same everything. No, this is my fucking hair girl. Now she stands. Now she's mad because they're fighting about hair girls and brow girls. Yeah, that's what you really need to get to Angie. Like, you mess with her hair girls. You are dead.

Yeah, this is a nice twist on the Tamara judge. Jen wants to look like me. now we have a you want to look like Jen, in this case, Shaw, fight with her, with your hair. So Lisa's like, yeah, okay, you don't have the same hair, but you have the same brow girl and the same lash girl and the same nail girl. God forbid. So Angie's like, like, I have been going to my brow girl for 14 years. Listen, see, look, you better listen to this because this is about a brow girl.

You better listen. My brow girl for 14 years. She's the fucking best brow girl in all of Salt Lake City. And Brittany's like, wait a second. is that the same brown girl who was flirting with Jared? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah. Blah, blah. Blashback to one a year ago, Angie telling Sean that her brow girl was getting DMs from Jared. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But what about me?

So, Angie's like, everybody knows the brow girl. You've used her. You've used her. You've tried her. You've tried her. And Lisa, Britney's like, but I want to know. Does anyone else want to know? Am I the only one who wants to know about the brow girl? Lisa, because I haven't used the bra girl. No, I haven't done it. Like, everyone ignores Brittany as she tries to, like, pivot herself into this. And then Angie's like, everyone loves her.

And Mary's like, yeah, she's the best. And I was like, this is totally stupid. It's like a science fair. Lisa, get to the meat and potatoes. So the waitress is trying to get orders. And it's a mess. and they won't stop yelling at each other, Lisa and Angie. And Amy stands up finally.

It's like, Lisa, we have to order. Please. She's like, you compared me to Jen Shaw. But we can get back to this, Lisa. Please, we need to order food. We need to have food in front of us that we're not eating, Lisa. It's the point of the show. It seems like if you're going to have a lunch, there should be food.

Man cannot survive on poster board alone. By the way, why can't Angie just say it was a joke? Lisa, it was a joke. I mean, because I've been waiting for like two episodes for Angie just to say, it was a joke, but they can't get to it because now Whitney jumps in. And she goes, wait, can I ask a question? And I think it's going to clarify a lot. What's wind?

Like, what is it if you think about it? Think about it. Who's blowing it? Where is it come from? Where's it going? If you were being accused of asking for $400,000 and we hear about it and we read about it and we're tagged in it, what are we supposed to think? Wait, me, there are a lot of accusations about you or mine, and that doesn't make them true. Yeah, but like, now you pipe in, Meredith. You were silent when we were camping.

No, I was not silent. I was FaceTiming with my toddler. You were. from Martha Sorensen or Molly Sorenton or whoever that evil woman was who wants to pray on my baby. So we see a flashback to camping and Meredith is like, we shouldn't be speaking about this behind Lisa's back. We should wait until Lisa's here. She needs the opportunity to present poster boards with her things on it. And so we come back and Brittany's like,

I thought it was fine. I think that was fun I thought that was standing up for someone Yeah what are you supposed to do Yeah I think that's totally Totally acceptable Meredith Marks standing up So Britney's like well I was surprised And Meredith didn't speak up more

Because she's got legal expertise Okay well that's real funny Brittany Another lie from you You know what you are We'll call you little miss perjury That's legal for lying Because that's what you do on derals Yeah you would know that

If you pay the extra $18 to get to the perjury part, non-payer. Well, I would have been interested in your perspective because you're the only one with a law degree. Oh, I spoke about it legally. Maybe you didn't listen legally. Okay. No, you didn't say, was she not off?

I mean, like, mostly silent. Wasn't she mostly silent? Everyone, she was silent, right? And anyone know her? Britney, I don't want to hear the lies anymore, but I did not want to get lies anymore. Oh. Mary's like, no, you did not stick up for your friend. Yes, I did marry.

I just said, no, you didn't. Well, I spoke up. I said, don't you dare say that. I said, don't, don't say that. And then I said the rest of my eyes, which speak as loudly as my mouth. They're trying to cause problems with us, Lisa. Don't listen to them. And Lisa's like, I'm not.

I'm not listening to them. I believe you. I believe you, Meredith. I believe you. This doesn't prove anything, Lisa. It doesn't. It doesn't. Oh, yeah?

How are you unwinding your business, Whitney? How are you unwinding up? Don't talk about her business. Yeah, they're all offended that she's talking about business. How dare you? Don't say anything about her business. You're deflecting. Oh, yeah, but how are you unwinding up?

You don't know anything about my business. Get, stop it. Yeah, you don't know anything about Blake Lively, so. But I'm getting out of, I'm getting out of business. It didn't, it didn't work out for me. so nobody put money into your company no one did like a $10,000 buy on no Justin Justin and I put in money and chocolate syrup and we put in that money and I'm paying

I'm paying out of um wait line can I start on the top about this yeah but you know what then why are people bitching about you on tech talk yeah because you're like on tech talk digger digger there she is which was by the way true that was hilarious when Lisa was going like hard in the paint saying she doesn't dig things up and like she's already brought up three different things in this luncheon alone about stuff that she's read somewhere.

Well, but yeah, but Whitney's argument, but no, I don't think so because Whitney's argument was Lisa, everyone's tagging us in all these stories online. How are we not supposed to know? And then Lisa, then she turns around and she's like, oh, you heard something about me on TikTok, then you're digging. No, I mean, if it's okay for you to talk about stories

that you were tagged on on Instagram, you think she's not tagged in all these stories too? They're also ridiculous. I don't know. I think Whitney has a point here because Lisa, because, well, the original argument was with Bronwyn and like Lisa is accusing Bronwyn of digging things up. And Bronwyn's like, you dig. And then Lisa's like, I don't dig. I don't dig at all. And then Lisa's like, oh, well, this is what I found out about you on TikTok. It's like, you do dig as much as everyone else does. And the truth is like digging something up, like finding something on TikTok is is more diggy than lawsuits being in the newspaper, I think. I don't think so. More people watch TikTok, especially in that group, more people watch TikTok than read a newspaper. I mean, look at Beverly Hills. They couldn't even get through an entire article about Erica, like, but don't know everything that's on TikTok. I mean, I don't think it's digging. I mean, personally, I just don't think it's digging to say, oh, I saw something

on TikTok about you. Well, I think the point is that, like, Lisa's acting like she is like, oh, she's too busy to deal with this because she's dealing with Ben Affleck and Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick. But, like, she's just down in the trenches like everyone else. Yeah, yeah. They're all hypocrites, I guess is what I'm saying. They're so silly because one minute Whitney's like, oh, really? But we didn't dig anything. We just saw it on social media. And then when Lisa's like, well, I saw something on social media, digger. Okay. They're all ridiculous. So Whitney's like, bitch, there are so many TikToks about you and your new facelift. And I'm not bringing that out. And there's legal documents. Like coming from me is not going to vindicate you in the court of law. In the credit of love Whitney, you're the last person that needs to be talking right now Just in general has nothing to do with this argument She's scared, everybody, she's scared

No, I'm not scared, dismissed Okay, are you fucking kidding me? You're scared, uh-huh If I were scared, would I pay $25 extra dollars to get the full article? I don't think so. Yeah, because you're covering up for the truth because you're scared. No, I'm not scared of the truth.

You're scared of the truth. Guess what I just did? I took what you said, I turned it around, made it about you Because, yeah, you've lied about me. Okay, you're scared about, you're scared about the truth because you lied. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know what? And there's a judge that says fucking dismissed.

And that's not a cover up. You unwinding your fake fucking bleep is a cover up. Okay, that's what it is. Bleep cover up. You don't know anything about that. Why are you lying? Why are you going there right now, Lisa? Why?

You're disgusting, you fucking red. I thought she said redneck, but I guess she said redhead. Well, I thought she had said. redneck and then the close then the caption looked like it said red head to me but it was obscured so i was pretty sure she said redneck but here's whitney's instagram post from today or yesterday right after the show so much to unpack here at first i laughed when i saw because i thought she called me redneck and i was laughing at my own miss huh but then i realized no then i realized that she actually called me redhead as an insult.

Exactly. And it just sent my entire heart bursting in pain for all of the redheads that I love. That I love deeply. This, in all caps, right here is all caps, exactly why I colored my hair red, sad crying face. If you are naturally redhead, please know that you are beautiful and rare, star emoji.

Don't listen to the hate. One day you will love your natural beauty, heart. Don't let Lisa, don't let Lisa's bullying get to Red Hits. Okay, Brittany, okay. You're a real Trevor project over there, Whitney. We are both children of Redheads and we take this issue very seriously. And I've never been bullied harder than I was by that Redhead. So I'm not worried about the Redheads of my world.

That's for sure. But it was funny because I did notice. I was like, okay, because I went back and I was like, I'm pretty sure there was like a little, there was some, there was some obfacation and so, but I'm looking at it, I was like, I'm pretty sure that says red head, but then Whitney said, oh, redneck. So now it makes sense that she heard redneck, but Lisa Barlow said redhead. I also love that like Lisa Barlow's insult has like no craftsmanship to it. It's just like redhead. It's not like you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, ginger-haired fucking freak or something like that like it was not even that's not good either

but at least there was something to it not like you should say you're tomato-headed Twinkie face you ever crisp Wendy Wendy head you ketchup head

stupid body period head so Lisa's like you lied about Alibaba and you lied about all this chat And you know what, I've got it on my phone, you liar. Just, but I don't search from Alibaba.

I'm fighting for Wild Rose Beauty as a woman in business. I'm fighting for Whitney Wild Roses. Good. You know what? That's your excuse. So, you know what? No one's talk about her because she's upset. Okay, she's so upset.

She's a real Meg Whitman over there. So, oh, well, okay, well, this is great. The liar is lying. a little bit more, because Whitney's like, and I didn't pile on. Meredith didn't stand up for you. Everyone talked about it. And I did not pile on.

I didn't pile on. Yes, you did. Whatever. And whatever, Lisa deserves the pile on, even if everybody did do it. Lisa loves getting in that mess as much as everybody else. So Whitney's like, but yeah, but I'm paying off my debts

and I'm paying off my partnership because I have the money to do it. Yeah. So, okay, so now you're bragging about money. like Lisa. I mean, these ladies are so ridiculous. I love them. She throws a napkin at Lisa. They're like, oh, my God. Good luck. I'm not being accused of owing people money. Why are you paying people back? I'm not being accused because I owe, I already owe them. I'm being accused of paying them back. I'm not either. Bye, bye, bye, bye. So she like kind of pushes her

away because Whitney's trying to get in her face. And so Whitney just starts storming around the room. And she's like, yeah, you know what? I'm like, I'm triggered. Lisa triggered me. I'm so triggered. I'm leaving. And so she storms out of the room kind of moving her fingers in the air, like in a, I guess, in what a show. What is it supposed to be a show of her being triggered?

She's like, I am triggered. Yeah. And that's the to be continued. What will happen? So funny. This show is so estuble. though and I love every second of it every time every even as I'm groaning and being like oh my god I laugh every every single time it was hilarious and I really was not expecting um I was really not expecting

Whitney to be the cliffhanger on this episode because she was just sort of sitting there quietly and then but like she shows up she shows up oh yeah by the way the actual quote the quote quote is you're disgusting comma redhead so it is official Lisa Barla did say redhead not redneck Where's the official quote? I saw the, hold on, let me pull it up. No, I just lost it. It was on Twitter. Oh, really great information.

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