Watch What Crappens - #3022 RHOC S19E13 Part 2: Seriously Funny

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!A spring fling party on Real Housewives of Orange County goes off the rails when the women tell Tamra they don’t trust her, and Heather must defend her reputation as a VERY FUNNY comedic thespian. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bye. Enjoy the show. So now they all start showing up at, um, uh, at Tamara's house and Emily is there first. And, um, she's like,

you know, she's, just talking about it. We know, I brought one. I've got my own in my purse. Just in case this one sucked, you gluten-free terrorist. Well, look, I need a drink before I talk about Gretcher's. Gretchen's. Okay, um, so, uh, I want to talk to you something about something, okay? I was personally surprised by some, by the things that Gretchen was saying, because they were not on brand for how she

likes to portray herself, you know, as this very Christian person, which is fair. And Emily's like, yeah, because before we went to L.A. to pick you up, she enslaved her daughter at this like, prayer moment. And I was like, should I be invited to this? Which did actually kind of make me laugh. It was like, okay, we're going to pray for safety, but Emily, we're not going to include you in this. And then we saw that they literally gathered together and prayed. I mean, the cameras are here. You know what that means. Prayer time. Give me a fucking break. They stand behind the car and start praying.

I was like, can someone put this fucking car in reverse? Make yourself useful. Was, did they do this prayer before spreading these lies about Tamara or before Slay did his stand up and called Vicky Miss Piggy? I'm just wondering when the prayer sessions are so I can just like mentally prepare for them. Just wondering. Yeah. Yeah, you know what, people who are godly and pray like that and go spread rumors about people, they're hot and bound to Jesus

curtain. I saw her backstage. I was like, okay, baptism, Tamara. I know. The camera sort of like lingered on her for a moment. They didn't give her a full, but they kind of gave like, the music kind of did like a little bit of a half coconut.

It was like, boom. I love that. Like, everyone who watched knows. Like, that's why you, that's why it's so good to really like watch all of the show. Because if you just came in three seasons ago, you do not understand the iron.

irony of Tamara saying that. But if you obviously are like a long timer, you're like, oh, these seeds, they come back as beautiful bushes later on in life. Oh, man, that's so sweet. I'm saying Tamara has a beautiful bush. So. Emily's like, yeah, I want to talk about L.A. Okay, it was Gretchen, Heather, and me.

And we're going to bed. And we played a game. And one of the questions was, who do you trust the least? By the way, I was the one who made up the questions and asked, who do you trust the least? of course she knows. I'm like, Emily's so ridiculous. She makes the whole drama. She asks the question. She gets the answer. And then now she throws herself under the bus to have a fight with Tamara. That's how desperate they are right now. But I don't even care because it's so fucking funny.

But there's also, what's also sort of shitty about it is that like she, well, she throws Heather under the bus right now. And then she takes accountability and says, I said it too. But she gets to Tamara first. And this is something I feel like she always does. She gets there first. So that way she gets kind of like the first wave of like anger but like she gets the credit for being the one to say it and which somehow makes you like more accountable when it's just more like you had a faster car like you just your schedule was earlier and so now Heather looks like more of the asshole because like Heather was like not accountable whereas Emily was accountable and it's just like it's just shitty because like you create a trap yeah you create a trap and then you go and

then you tell the person first and then you're off the hook when you're just as culpable And if anything, you started it. You started it on purpose. And now you're doing the bare minimum to get yourself out of it to start other people to fight. You know, it's just so Emily, she does it all the time. And Tamara falls for it. You know, just like they all fall for Tamara's stuff every time, Tamara falls for their stuff too, you know. And that's why this show is so fucking funny, because they can just trigger each other so easily.

It's like watching all those dominoes in sports, you know, when they make those huge intricate designs. And you're like, surely this isn't going to fall. And they all fall. And it's beautiful every time. It's beautiful. But, you know, the other thing is that by Emily doing this, it's kind of like that perfunctory thing that they do on the real housewise at Beverly Hills all the time when, you know, with the Fox Force 5,

whenever people say, like, you guys are just to click. You guys don't hold each other accountable. So they go through the motions of pretending that they are. So this is Emily's way of saying, I don't just do whatever Tamara says. Look, didn't you see that scene where I told her that I wouldn't trust her? So it's like, okay, like you're like you're, yes, you are saying this, but your actions show totally different.

So, but that being said, it was hilarious because she is saying to Tamara, like, I don't trust you with private information. And Tamara's like, well, no, my fear is that if things were to go wrong, that you were just like, go look something off. And that's like a legitimate fear. Okay, but before we even go into all this, Emily is the queen of looking things up. I mean, she came last year with a whole file on Katie.

and her divorce and her arrest or her whatever that she was going through and that road rage thing and everything else i mean she is the queen of doing research on how did the season begin yes this whole season has been emily doing research it's like kitty spoke to a nanny and told the nanny to go into a podcast then the nanny went to onto a podcast ma'am if you like why don't you focus on other things than like who is like what low level like hang her on is like going on to what podcast like who cares no one would know about this podcast no one would care about this podcast if you didn't like announce it on a megaphone here on this show yeah well the word i think the worst stuff was the katy you know this is what happened in your

divorce and your kids were taken from you and you're you know then there was this arrest where she got someone else arrested she got this rage thing whatever all that shit was like She's the queen of this stuff. So, Tamara's like, like you were saying, that hurts my feelings. It's my fuse. It's my fuse.

And you need to say that. How can you do that in front of a gluten-free baker? I know it hurts your feelings. I know. I know. I'm not loyal to a fault. Hey, lady. Do you remember earlier?

What was the first thing I told you when I came into my house? Cake lady? She's like, uh, you told me to use some fucking gluten. That's right. That's right. I am loyal to a fault, which is why I am actively not part of the trace of meekas anymore.

I'm just so honest. I'm honest with everybody. What have I ever done to her that she would not threats me? Tamara's unpredictable. I mean, there's all kind of articles that my husband's cheating on me. I don't know where that came from. I don't know. Okay, so now you're blaming Tamara for there being articles about your husband being an asshole. I mean, listen, I mean, I think, Tamara is an asshole, but you're all assholes, Emily. And I don't know that I think that's pretty balsy for you to accuse Tamara of spreading articles at your husband's cheating. First of all, Tamara would be a little bit more believable than that because I don't believe anybody watching this show thinks, wow, there is a man with a really crazy sex drive. Yeah, exactly. I think that Emily thinks she's the Greek chorus on this show, but she's,

real like she doesn't realize she's tipped into like enemy terror like she you're not emmy you're you're a villain and you think that you're being very relatable right now but you're actually just being hypocritical so um to emma's like ha ha she's like look you have to admit that you do things like that okay you can't just like have clean hands all the time and everybody else is a villain she said what i can't i can't i can't i can not get fucking hurt by you I can't. I'm not hurt. I'm not pissed. I'm hurt. I'm going up to sis. I'm going up to sit. And she looks behind to make sure the cameras are following her.

So I'm going to sit. You guys coming? Okay. Yeah. I'm going to be dead. Yeah. So now Emily stuck alone down there with a cake lady. And she's like, well, well, here we are. She's like, yeah, I'm just staying over here in my little buttercream corner. Buttercream corner Love that show

I understand that Tamara's upset at me but And I'll apologize to her because we've had a good relationship You know and then Gina walks just like Hi You came at a good time What happened? Well Tamara's pissed at me and she just left

Already we didn't even decorate cakes yet I think it's because these are gluten-free And she knows it'll be not worth the calories No offense, Lisa. We just hear clomping come down the stairs. Tamara's coming back. It's like, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Hi, everybody.

My feelings, it still really hurts, though. So, Gina's like, yeah, I feel like when you're storming off in your own house, it's not a good storm. So, Jean Tamara hugs Gina, and she's like, what's wrong? Are you mad team wrong?

What's wrong with you? I'm good. I'm good. Don't even talk about it. Can we finish this conversation? Yeah, when I get done, when I get done, I'm busy right now, pulling out gloom free stuff in the refrigerator. Why are you like mad, Tamara? Because apparently I can't be trusted.

It just hits my feelings because I support and I support and I support and I support railroading one person off this cast every season. And no one ever has my back about it. All I do is support. And nobody supports me, bitch. We support you, right? Look, I can name all the time. You know what? Something.

No, no. I don't think that's true because honestly, through this whole situation with Gretchen, I've been like trying really hard as well. Like when Gretchen, like, said those things about you, I was like, let's hear the, let's hear the video. I want to see Tamara having sex with someone. I want to see Tamara cheating. Like, that was me really supporting you.

Yeah, like, it's hard to see both sides. Yeah, but for her to see another side of things, like, I'm sorry it hurt you. I don't want to hurt you, Tara. I don't want to hurt you. Okay, well, listen, I want to tell you personally, like, I thought it was really cool that you fucked Hansen. Well, yeah. I mean, I was kind of like hoping that you did,

because, like, yeah, what are details. And by the way, guys, I could have recently fucked him. I could have, if I wanted to. And by the way, I talked to his wife. And she gave me a screenshot. Look at the screenshot. It says Nelson, it says Nelson said that Dember Drondy just. fired him and they're like

Nelson and Hanson I thought Nelson and Hansen I love both of their wives called me all 10 of their wives Tamara's defense that she won't go and look something up about you

the moment she gets mad at you is that she goes to present some stuff she looked up about Jen that she was that she's in contact with the wife talking about it and the wife is sending her screenshots this shit's so funny I love that she's she's friends with the wife. That's hilarious.

Exactly. So she's like, yeah, Tim Petrantzi just followed him. Wait a minute. Does she want dirt or does she want tickets? Tickets to what? I think she actually literally wants dirt. Excuse me, I'm trying to grow a garden.

And I was wondering if you have any dirt that I can borrow. I don't want to go to Home Depot. So Tamara's like, I don't even follow that. Yeah, because it's not appropriate. Yeah, but it's a fan and a millennial. Like, that's okay. That's all here. Like, everybody follows Nelson.

So now Jen comes. Hi, everybody. Hi, oh, my God, are these cakes? This is so beautiful. Wow, everything's so beautiful. Thank you so much for having me. Cake, thank you so much for being made out of edible things. I love edible things.

Thank you so much for being here. So, Jen, saying, you know, I've been burned. I've been apologized to. And I just get sucked right back in. But enough about Ryan. This cake decorating seems like it'll be a safe place for me and Tamara. So they are like ready to decorate and everything. And now Heather arrives.

And this lady is basically giving like a cake seminar. But first the ladies are checking out the charcuterie. And she was like, oh, well, there's a turkey here, which is, oh, I'll look, protein and a radish. Okay, well, I don't know if I have to have any cake today because I already had some indulgence with this radish. Okay, sorry, ladies. No kick for me. Have you seen Gretchen? I saw Gretchen.

She actually feels... Bia. Does she feel Bia? Yeah, I was going to wait for you to say it. You just say it so much better. Thank you. I feel Bian. That's not what I said.

Oh, Tamara's like, well, has they told me that she actually believes her lies? Maybe you told me that. Maybe you told me the... That's not what I said. I said Gretchen doesn't lie. But when she speaks, she believes what she's saying. Hey, yeah, like a sociopath.

I did not call her a sociopath. I just called her a poor Megan Kelly. That's it. But that's where the sociopath is. She's saying she's a sociopath because she said she doesn't think that the sociopath did. I'm saying to her, it is her truth. It is her truth. Psych.

Like how for Wendy. Now she kept her mother in the bedroom. She's not dressed like her mother and killed ladies in the shower. never said that i am saying she just believes the things that come out of her mouth like when wendy malick said i think i'm going to have a long and prosperous career i said she believes it it's a lie to me but to her it's true do you understand okay then what's wendy malic a poriopath okay poor you path same thing we say about Katie. She lies so much that she believes what she's saying. Yeah, by the way,

I talked to Katie yesterday and I'm going to meet with her. What do you think about there? What do you think about that? We think about that. We think to tell me everything. We're going to sit there. We didn't tell you what went there. We killed her. No. No, she's back. No, don't do it. Why would you believe that anything that she has to say? We're going to sit with her, Tamara. Because there's something she said. They're rad's dating with me. Beech. And then Tamara tells us, yeah,

something in my guts telling me that Gretchen, 100% told Katie that I drugged her. Well, you already know that. But we know why Tamara's meeting with Katie because she needs an ally. This whole cast is turning against her. And she's going to go get Katie back on this show. And not only is she getting Katie back in the show.

On social media, she's going overtime. They're posting photos together. I mean, like just yesterday there was one of the two of them is like three identical photos like just ever so slightly different and I was like so first of all Tamara's now positioning herself

with like the fan favorite at the moment which is so Tamara she's so shrewd she's so I mean she really she just knows how to play this game because now she's cozying up to Katie and Katie who earlier the season was like oh my God everyone Tamara's the devil

now Katie is with Tamara because she's the only one who's like being nice to her it's kind of it's amazing how housewives politics works yeah it really is so emily it's like wait so you're gonna sit down with someone that hurt me and my children that her called her racist that recorded her without her knowledge she went after you when then you're gonna sit down with her and you're gonna believe in this moment you're gonna believe what she has to say because that works for your narrative against grudgeon oh settled down turkey sandwich okay she didn't hurt you and your children okay and like she called Gina racist because Gina was it was honestly it was rude what Gina said and then like recording Shannon without her knowledge okay sure but like it's this was not like Shannon recorded people too yeah exactly like this was not leaked to the press it was just something that she and her husband were basically giggling over because Shannon was being ridiculous it's just these are not the worst infractions Emily like get over it yeah and um so

She said, well, I just want to share some detailed information. Nothing's wrong with details on it. What do you guys say, details now? Search your parts. Have to set it. Have to set it. Yeah. Well, I don't want to know anything because honestly, if you sit down with her that really

pisses me off and then you want to be upset that I said I didn't trust you. Which is a fair point. And so, Deppers, like, yeah, but there's a big difference between me and that. I mean, no, it's not a big difference. It's worse. Oh, this is great. Can we just decorate the cakes that guy? No, I'm pissed.

I'm really pissed off. Okay, this would be more effective if you didn't have icing all over your face. He's been sitting there just like licking the icing spoon. Which someone's going to have to eat that, ma'am. Okay? I know. So now Heather, meanwhile, since Heather got there later, she didn't even realize that there was a whole fight at the beginning of the scene.

She's just, wait a second. She's mad at you because you said you didn't trust her. Yeah, I told her. Well, we all said that. I mean, everyone knows. Don't trust Tamara, right? And she was like, well, I mean, look, because she can dish it, but she can't take it. And speaking of dishing, does they don't want to get some radishes from that charcutory tray with me?

No. Okay, that's fine. Is there, where's the chocolate fountain to dip those into? So I'm not really understanding the point. Is there mayo for these radishes? No. Okay. So Tamara's argument is, why are they out sitting there with Gretchen?

Who's done a hundred times worse and what Katie's done to any of them? And then I haven't a problem with her. It's double standards. That's double standards. And it just makes me sick in this group. So now, Heather, Tamara says this. I love this. So Tamara's in the kitchen.

So Heather walks into and Tamara goes, well, I'm going to bake cakes. And this would be the last time I ever failed. After what you fucking did to me, Heather Debrow. She was, me, what did I do? Yeah, Emily came here earlier to tell me all about what you did, Heather Gibral. Does you don't trust me?

I'm hurt. I'm here. I'm going to walk up to sit again. I'm going to walk up a bitch, bitch, bitch. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. I love Tamara, try to pull this card of like, I will make cakes and then I'm quitting. But then she tries to make Heather feel bad and she's going to come on with a strong offense. But Heather is like, does not even flinch. He goes, really? Because I'm hurt by you. You blew me off in New Orleans. And I sat down with you at a shitty restaurant

that I had to pay for both of us. And you weren't nice to me. And then Shannon just told me the other day that you were shit-talking my career again. What a big fucking joke. No, no, not that kind of joke, Alfredo. I should talk to you. Oh, I did.

I should talk to you. Yes, that I'm in the groundlings. She's not funny. Does she think she can be a comedian? Well, I've got Reba McIntyre here on FaceTime to tell you exactly what kind of comedian I am. There's a blank phone, Heather. Reba. Reba.

Alfredo, go get Reba. Go to her house and make sure she's breathing. Put a mirror under her nose and make sure she's still with us. Oh, God, please, please, Reba, still be with us. No, that was, it was a serious request, Alfredo. So Heather has now managed to turn this. Like Tamara was ready to have a pity party and get mad at what Heather said at this. And Heather's like, uh-uh.

Ah, guess what? You're in a hot seat now because you talked about my comedy career. So Tamara's like, well, let's ask all the kids of what. That's what I said. Because I don't remember saying that. Oh. So then Gina walks in and she's like, so, Gina, what happened when you guys were in Temecula? And my career came up.

And the groundlings. came up. Did you just laugh? The way the audience has laughed for me all the time because I'm a comic actress. So Gina just paused. I was like, oh. She goes, what are you going to laugh, Gina? Just, well, like we didn't know what it was. We didn't know what it was. Well, Shannon told me that it was a big joke, a big joke. Well, Shannon told her that we were making fun of her. And Gina goes, well, I didn't know that you were like a comedian, Heather. I mean, I've never seen this funny side from you before. Like, when did Heather become funny?

Like, I just don't know. Like, she told us, who's telling Heather DeBroo? She's funny. Like, the film's associate at Burghuis. Yeah, Gina got her funny line in with the season. I'm very funny. Knock, knock, knock, knock. Alfred, he'll get the door.

God damn it. You see, I'm hilarious. It's very funny. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Alfredo didn't kick it to the side like I told him to. You see. See? Alfredo laughing.

Alfredo, just for the record, you were slow with that knock-knock joke we did before. Thank you. Thank you for the retroactive one. Wait, Alfredo, why are you laughing? What do you mean you're on with Riva? Show me Riba. Oh, she hung up. Okay, well, we will get her back on the phone.

I'm glad she's still with us. So that Gene is like, well, I'm sorry. So what do you think acting is? Well, there's like different lanes. And to be honest, I don't know you as a comedian. Well, why don't you go watch anything I've ever done? For instance, a 1997 pilot I did for CBS. I never made it to air.

It's on YouTube somewhere, I'm sure. I mean, look, I think it's not nice for people to pretend Heather's never done anything. I mean, Heather has done things. But when she says things like, well, why don't you go watch anything I've ever done? Is anything even available? I don't think it is. I don't think I can just go on peacock and watch anything that you've done except this. Like, I don't think it's available.

It's like in the vault somewhere. I actually do think Heather has a point in that like she's doing like, it is funny that she's doing comedy because like we just don't think of Heather DeBrow as comedy. But as her friends, they should be supportive. But instead they just like shit on her, which is really mean. I mean, we're allowed to shit on her, but you guys are ostensibly her friends and you guys get free meals off of her. So you should be supporting whatever comedy career she's pursuing. Yeah.

So she's like, wow. So, Gina, you're my close friend and you have no idea that I was a sitcom actress for years. And then we cut to Shannon outside. She says, oh, well, I guess I'm the asshole because I brought it up. But everyone in there is talking about it. So I guess it's my fault now. Okay. Okay.

Well, it's kind of your fault because you did bring it up and you did bring it up in a disparaging way. Like, oh, did you hear that Heather's doing a comedy? So, Gina's like, well, I'm sure you were very, very funny when you were on all those. It comes in 1994, but I'm sure you were. But like I was in like fourth grade. Listen, ma'am, you cannot come on here and talk about your love of 98 degrees because you're an elder millennial. And then you're going to like shit on someone else for also having something. that was exciting for them in the 90s.

Guess what? I'm coming for you, too, Gina. It's also shitty with Gina's, like, constant age shaming. Like, oh, my God. Like, I was so young, like, how would I know? Yeah, and then you were her age, and guess what you had accomplished by her age when she was doing that?

Nothing. So shut the fuck up, Gina. You know? Yeah. Don't make me stand up for Heather Dube, bro. Yeah. This pendulum swings real quick over here, okay? It really does.

Like, come on. So, Gina's like, well, like, I just don't find you that funny. Okay. And others like, oh, oh, really. And then Emily, you want to make fun of me as an athlete. That is funny. And Gina's like, because she's basically saying like, she means like, look, you want to make fun of me as an athlete?

Fine, that's funny. That's fine. But like, I'm a comic actress. You can't make fun of me for that. Yeah. So she's like, okay, then you need to write down all the rules in Heather. Okay. And for us like, what's funny?

Oh, no, it's not a rule. Because if I slightly go out of balance and that thing, the world. I can't even tell somebody pursuing comedy that they're not funny without them getting offended anymore. Am I wrong? Yeah, am I wrong? Like, come on.

Should we flash back to the season where Gina decided to launch a skincare company and Shannon was like, oh, I didn't know she was into business. Gina's like, oh my God, how could you not be supportive of me? I'm there, you disparaged my company. Wasn't that a thing? Which is gone now, by the way.

Carabella, more like Carabah. Hey. Thank you, Alfredo. Yes, Alfredo. Thank you for that. Well, maybe it's not gone. I don't know. But we never hear about it anymore.

So, Gina is, now Gina's the offended one, which is hilarious. The show. So now Gina's the offended one. And she's like, yeah, like, Tamara can tell you to fuck off all day long, but I slightly go out of the rules. And that's not okay. She's like, no, Gina. And I get the thing. Like, I get it.

There's no standards. Oh, so you're so afraid of confrontation. but not with me, you're like afraid of it with everybody, but not for me, all right? Really? I'm not afraid of confrontation. You just think I was born with claw hands?

These were evolved from confrontations, okay? You can only swing your fingers through the air so many times before they evolve into a tiny little claw. But you're not afraid of it with me, but you're afraid of it with everyone else. And she goes, no, I'm not afraid of it with anyone. Well, that's how I feel. Well, how you feel this bullshit.

Gina is like Gina doing this thing I can never say one wrong thing It's because you pretend like You were someone's friend and that you're supportive And then you say shitty things And people get really mad at that Because it feels more duplicitous As opposed to Tamara who they just know

Who Tamara is, you know? Yeah, Gina's an asshole She's just not a good friend on this show She's not a good friend anyone She's done this shit to Emily too She's just not a very nice friend You know So it's like whenever she starts

And she does the same thing That everybody else does whenever she's called out instead of just saying sorry she's like no you're not funny why am i the mean one like that you're a victim so silly so he does so hether's like well you were pissed at tamer when we were in new orleans i'm the only one that sat down with tamer when we came back and said my father was mean in restaurants like oh my god like oh my god like all these bidsches were also laughing at you and your lack of comedic ability like this is like bullshit i don't be mad for myself Um, so now they go off to talk on the side, so Tamara's loving this, you know, because she got another fight started. And so now it's not all about her. So she's smiling now. She's like, just we got a sec, right, the cake.

And so Jen's like, wow, you know what, I just, I don't really view Heather as a stand-of comedian or whatever it's called. I just, I'm sorry, I just love, like, the once-per-season episode where they do question Heather's career. Like, it's just been. going on for so many years, and every time it happens, it's just the funniest thing. Even Jen is like, I just don't see her as a stand-up comedian. I was like, well, don't tell her there. Be quiet. I told her that yesterday. Yeah.

But I mean, like, Jen, you were teaching Pilates classes in a parking lot. I mean, come on, you know? It's like, we can, I guess everyone has an opinion, but it's just like sometimes coming from some of these people, it's like, just look at your own life, you know? I think that's a thing. thing. Yeah, none of us see Heather as like Lady of Comedy, but at the

same time, I'm also going to like oddly defend her decision to go down this wacky route for herself. Because actually when she said it, like when Heather says that she's a comedic actress, I was like, actually if you think about it, that is all, that's what she does. She just does sitcoms. She does sitcoms all the time. But that's, and isn't

that so great? Isn't that so beautiful that that? Yeah, actually in the room. The actress is so serious. In a Grownings class, they're probably really impressed with her because that's the goal. is to go do sitcoms and be on TV and stuff. And also, improv isn't necessarily for the most hilarious. You don't have to be hilarious to do it. There's a whole bunch of stuff that goes into it.

It's like teamwork and all this other stuff that doesn't necessarily. It's not like she's getting up there and doing stand-up. I mean, that would be different. If Heather got up and was doing like the Reza storyline from Shaw's, or he's like, I'm a stand-up comedian now. Wow. Have you ever seen Asians drive? You know, shit like that where you're like, oh, my God, please.

No. but I don't know cut her a break ladies yeah so now she now hilarious and if I had known this at the time I would have been at that fucking show I'm telling you that I would have been a hundred percent like I love this I just love this episode because I'm like bouncing back and forth between whose side I'm on like so quickly and I love when that happens so Heather is now sitting with Gina to try to like she's gonna do the it's like in that movie Philadelphia it's like explain this to me like I'm a six year old she's like let me explain to you acting okay I have put my shit aside to to raise my family and i'm now in a space a very large space with views of all across los angeles where i'm like i'm back i'm near drake and you know you don't know shit about my career did you do you know that i did stand up aha i do stand up that's very brave I'm just going to just get the most condescending answer. Oh, my God, Heather, and that is so brave. Did you know that women be shopping?

Women be shopping. And it's hard. And to say you're just going to jump back in, everyone in the class is 25 years old. And it's terrifying. And I have self-doubt. Am I still talented? Can I still do this? Why hasn't Reba called me back?

Is there a place for me out there? Does anyone know Jane Leaves's phone number? So Gina's like, well, you know, I don't know you as he had the page can. That actress was doing all these comedy things and he used to sing songs in the attic and her sorority house in Syracuse University. I mean, because your personality's not like that. And she's like, oh, so what you really want to do is surround yourself with people that emotionally support you or at least take your flatware to Nobu. And I really thought Gina was that person on both fronts. Well, I was wrong.

Wrong. No, I'm not saying you humorless, Heather. I support you. I support you. I'm proud of you, my friend, for doing these amazing things. I just, do you charge for those things? Do people have to pay for that? Well, I'm sorry that you think I'm so humorless. Hey, stop that. So now we see Shannon just watching all of this, and Tamara's like, I'm just going to decorate these case because no one can start. That's fun. So gluten-free ladies, like, okay, here's how we do it. Here's how we decorate a cake. And Emily's, of course, eating all the buttercream and shit.

And Shannon's just looking around like, are we going to actually have to do this? This is something. Then we go back to Gina and Heather. And they apologize and make, or Gina apologize this and they make up. Gina's like, yeah, Heather's very funny. Okay. I was wrong. She's my funny friend.

But don't put me on a lie detector test and ask me, okay? She's my funny friend. And Heather does get one more lick and she goes, and by the way, I had to audition and I got in. So just put that feather in your cap. Oh, I forgot you had to return your cap. You saw that scene earlier today. So they are back in the kitchen.

And now it's like wacky cake decorating, make the cake. And Shannon's like, well, I'm not really a baker. I'm more of a chef. And they just do a quick cut, too. It's salmon with cream cheese, right, everyone? Oh. Who doesn't want salmon on their cream cheese?

So they're doing the cake thing where you splatter the icing down and you turn it around on the little thing. And they're, you know, whatever, making fun of each other's jokes. You know, making fun of each other's cakes. And we get Gina's like, oh, my God, like giving a below. We see their cakes. I think Gina's actually, Gina has the best cake. like I think by like a country mile she I think she actually makes cakes because

Gina's cake isn't even decorated on the side it's just like she put some stuff on top yeah but but she did but she did a clean frosting on the side and then I would I would say Jen's is number two for me personally she did a really good job with the like the flower is all over the side

yeah Tamara's is the worst by far it looks like it's bleeding it literally looks like it's Amityville horror like the walls are bleeding out of her cake. It does look kind of like a circus tent that has been, you know, taken over by demons and now blood is coming out the walls, yeah.

Heather's doesn't look so bad. It's not very smooth, but it's kind of pretty-ish. They all look good, honestly. Yeah, Heather's top design is like the ring of flowers is like very well done, but her sides are not smooth. And Shannon's is actually decent, but it's like a little lopsided. and like the top decoration could be like a little cleaner.

It's very Shannon. It's very like, Oh, I broke my readers. Guess I got to decorate a cake without being able to see clearly. There's just little pieces of the broken cup from earlier in the day all over. Yeah, and Emily's is just sort of sad and lumpy. So they're like, okay, judge our cakes. And the gluten-free lady is like, um, no, I'm not going to do that.

Okay, I will not be judging your cakes. So now miserable Emily is over there. licking off a spatula. And Tamara's like, Okay, everybody. So after I left the tactical place, I was clearly upset. So I called Nelson,

and I had a long, long conversation. And so Gina leaves to go to the bathroom. And she sent me this screenshot right here. Nelson's wife gave me the screenshot. Here it is. Jen, Jen Petrante, following Nelson. And Heather's like, who? Jen goes, me.

Wait a minute. Jennifer, who? Me, Heather, Petranti. I don't know her. It's me, Heather. Um, do you, did you bring my car around? Alfredo get our keys from this lady and give her a five. What, Tamara, like, why do you care about this? Why do you have this, like, printout right here?

And Shannon's like, oh, well, she just keeps coming up with the evidence. She just keeps coming up with the evidence. Just keep coming up with radishes. I'll have another one, please. Thank you. What, you start following him. Jen. Who's Jen? Because you guys have a situation and I heard about it. And she said he was a producer or something like that. So I was looking into that. Jan was like, oh, here she goes. Evidence and videos. I can't. I cannot. I cannot. So now she's getting herself all worked up. And meanwhile, Jen is just playing dumb. She's doing the Jen thing where she's like, well, I mean, you know, I heard about the thing with you guys. And I don't know. I was just looking. It was just innocent Instagram things. Then it cuts to Jen.

I was hoping that if I followed this guy and he saw my name, he would tell me some gossip. That's why. That's why I was doing it? Why do you think I was following him? Yeah, she's literally just like, yeah, I was being messy, you know? So then she's like, oh, yeah, well, why do you feel the need of 522 to follow him? Jen's like, you know the fucking time? That's crazy.

You're so psychotic the way you're following the way I'm being messy. So then they go outside again. They've been going in and out of this house the entire time. And Jen's like, this is fucking. nuts. I want to move forward. But then you do shit like this. It just like bugs me so much. Like, how are we supposed to move forward if I can't look shit up on you and you don't look shit up on me

at the same time? So, Shanna's like, well, why did you follow him? Because I want to know who we're talking about. That's all. Yeah, but can't you look without following? Why follow? I know everything that Malik's doing. I don't follow her on the Instagram. I'm not a loser.

Well, I don't know. I just followed him. It's a little messy, Jen, it is a little messy, okay? She says that's a manila envelope tucks out of her purse with information on Katie's whole backstory. I know, exactly. Guys, please stop talking about Dawson's tattoo. He's really proud of it. No, your behavior's messy.

That's what I'm talking about. So now Heather goes inside, back into the kitchen where Tamara is. And Heather's like, well, I don't know why she followed her. I mean, who cares if a maid follows some singer? Like, everyone's got fans, right? No big deal. I just told her that she was being super shady. Well, she went after me like, like, oh, I don't know, Heather.

You know what, Heather, I'm just like done. I'm done. I'm done with the show. I'm quitting again. I can't take it. She's going to quit again. Wow, what I'm surprised. She's going to quit again. That's like me saying I'm going to quit tortilla chips.

Huh, hmm. Good luck, lady. And then they come out with lime flavored. Mo, ha, foiled again, foiled again. I thought we were close. for you to say that Anna, for you to say it, she serves me so bad. I'm going to quit again. I'm going to quit again. I don't trust you with my feelings. Yes.

And then Tamara's like just stops pretending to cry. There's no tears there. And she goes, you can't trust me? She's like, my feelings were her too. And we should be able to talk. But you don't want to hear what I have to say. No, you don't want to hear what I have to say. No, I heard what you have to say. I heard what you had to say. No, you didn't. Then we'll just not agree.

You were very aggressive with me when I sat there. You were so aggressive. It's called comic timing. I am learning it in the groundlings. It was comedy, not aggression. You know, I- But that's a long time in my fucking life. I know somebody who's got cancer.

How dare you, Heather? How dare you? So then Heather's like, I don't agree that I was aggressive with you. Okay. I sat down with you. I tried to tell you this thing about my dad. It was a piece of storyline for me.

I was starting my story. It was the first beat. And you were supposed to, yes, and, that's improv talk. And you said, no, but. And I didn't appreciate that. You did not want to listen to a story about how my dad screamed in a restaurant one time. He just don't like me, Heather. He just don't like me.

That is so, well, that is so, that is so, that is so, that is so, that is so, yes, and, yes, and, I don't like you, yes. And I'm disgusted by you. See, it's a full concept. You proved it out when I began. And I've been lovely to make a few. Ah, ridiculous, Tamara. So she drops it and drops her fake tears again. She's like, I'm done.

She gets her drink and storms off. I'm going up to stairs now. Bits. It's, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. So the producer's like, have you ever given these women any reason not to trust you? And Tamara's like, hey me. I'm not going to answer that. It just makes me sad.

I know I'm not perfect. Oh, the typical Bravo dark thing. I'm not perfect. I'm not perfect, everybody. I know I'm a good person. I'm not a liar. I'm not a cheater. So for them to say that they don't trust me,

that feels like an attack on my character, and it makes me just want to shut down. Oh, you guys will call me the U.S. government. Yeah, just do it already. Stop threatening us. So Heather rejoins the group and they're all like, God, let's just go. Because Tamara's up there having another fit. She's climbed up the stairs for the third time in the episode and quit for the third time.

They're just like, oh, God. And Shannon's like, wait, we're taking the cake, right? Oh, I mean, I didn't want to. I just wanted to take it to look at it. I wasn't going to eat it. So now, Heather and Emily are talking and, and Heather, Tamara comes back in and I was like, do you need some help cleaning up? And by help, I mean, do you need to hire some help because I'm not going to help? Yeah, I'm good.

Alfredo, could you come watch her clean up? He can't work for you. I'm so sorry, but he can't watch. Just kind of, just kind of look at her shadily. What are you doing over there on your phone? Is that Reba again? Give me your phone. She hung up again.

I'm starting to feel like this is on purpose. Do you need us to epoxy these items together? Oh, they're not broken. That's just how they look normally. Oh, okay. You guys are so mean. You guys are so mean. Everybody's so mean to me.

She's scared out. Yeah, I'd say everybody hates me. She's just get out. She's just have a great season and everybody because I'm not going to be filming on. It's a have a great time. Except for next week when I filmed with Katie and then every other episode after this. You get bad. You'll never see me again, bitch.

Well, um, in the back. Meanwhile, like Shannon, they're like eating cookies and Shannon's like, well, this is a lovely cookie. I mean, it's a little dry. It's maybe it was tasted great at first and then a little disappointing. Is it the more you chew it the worst that's... No, these need milk. It sort of reminds me of John Jansen, so charming and appealing at first, but in the end, somehow you owe this cookie money? I don't get it.

I don't get it. Oh, wait a second. Hold on a second. Um, hello. Clinic, it's me again. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I've got a dry cook.

Of course, of course. Mayo. These cookies need mayo. I would have fixed it. So Tamara is... Wait a minute. I'm sorry. Did you just call the Heyo Clinic? Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

So Tamara is still going off on Heather. She's like, oh, Heather, thank you for being a friend. Thank you for, for every... Thank you for being a friend. Thank you for driving up to Hill and back again. and your heart is true, you're a pal and I'm not confident. Are you, why are you singing the Golden Girls theme? Are you trying to trigger me?

Because Reba McIntyre just saying that at the Emmys, that is not nice, Tamara, not nice at all. So Heather tells everybody, she just quit again. And we hear the door slam upstairs, Tamara locks herself, barricades herself in a room. And Shannon goes, oh, and I'm professional, I'm unprofessional. Oh, that is, get that camera off the fuck out of my face. I'm not talking.

Yeah, I'm the professional one, huh? So they all leave. And Gina's like, wait a minute. We're leaving the cake. Oh, my God. My cake. Oh, my cake. And they all leave their cakes.

Of course they did. Well, they were gluten-free. Let's be honest. Yeah. No appreciation for Lucy's art. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Orange County. Thanks, everyone, for being here. What a fabulous time.

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