Watch What Crappens - #3028 Below Deck Med S10E02 Part 2: I Don’t Think You’re Ready For This Jellyfish

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

This is part 2 of 2The geniuses on Below Deck Mediterranean have somehow managed to get through a second episode without sinking the boat.  First Max pets a jellyfish, and then Christian struggles with the delicate art of unclipping a boat. Fun times in Spain.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way, you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now Aisha comes down with a huge breakfast order. And Da Vinci, meanwhile, is complaining about green juice looking too healthy. Which, of course, he does. Yeah, of course. And then one of the ladies observes that when there's cats, caviar on a boiled egg. She goes, that's eggs on eggs. Okay. So Carl, I love the caviar. It's like eggs on eggs. Did someone say that already? What? You already did? And Max is washing his eye like crazy. He's got all sorts of stuff on his face now. It looks crazy. So Nathan's like, oh my God, these people are idiots.

I wish I had my other team back from last year. And he's just like, yeah, you've got to constantly monitor everything they do. I mean, for safety. A, but also for entertainment. I mean, it's been really fun watching then. So now we cut down to Tessa, and she's, Tessa and V are looking for stuff

to help. And one of them wants to get vinegar. Someone's like, you can't put vinegar on an eye. But I do love the idea. Like, do we have any battery acid to put on Max's eye? Anybody? All right.

You know, what should do you? Scoop out his eye with a spoon. and then put it in the dishwasher. I don't know how to use it. Between Tessa and V, I'm going to assume it was V you suggested the vinegar and Tessa was like, you can't do that. So now his eyes like swollen shut.

He looks crazy. And Nathan's like, Jesus. It's like, what did we do in a past life to deserve this? He's like, well, I can probably think of many things, you know. So now they're going to go on. an excursion. Excursion time and Tess is cleaning plates and Tessa's like, what the fuck with Christian not knowing what the whips are and Nathan's smashing in a light and now a man's just been Steve Irwin

on the fucking swim platform. Yeah, my grandfather was a cat. By the way, too soon. Steve Irwin. I was like, don't dare you. Steve Irwin was a international treasure. Yeah, his son is on dancing with the stars. Watch your goddamn mouth. And that was a stingray. Yeah, by the way, there's a difference between a jellyfish and a stingray. Okay, you better be more sensitive, ma'am. Tessa. And she's like, my grandfather was a captain and my family. We've got a catamaran. So, yeah, I know how a boat is meant to be run. No, you know how a catamaran is meant to be run. ma'am, this is a super yard, Sammy? The producer says, well, what would your grandfather say to Nathan right now?

She goes, uh, get a better haircut? Then I started, like, printing out pictures and cutting them out to, like, make a stand while for her. I was like, okay, this is my kind of girl. I love her. Yeah, I think where the rule is, like, if your name is Tessa and you're on Bravo, we're going to like you. So we're over two for two with our tessas. So let's go to the excursion. Um, some, someone's like, oh my God, we're going on that beach.

There's poor people there. That's disgusting. Uh, ha, ha. And, uh, Kizzy is putting together a table scape. Nathan's talking to Sandy and he's like, he's like, a lot of feels got right. Like just getting someone else doing the tender, just a wee bit of weight off the soldiers. But who's driving it? What Christian is?

He's done it before. He feels very confident. It's like, um, maybe not a wise choice given that this guy doesn't seem to know what he's doing at any time. time. Yeah, maybe test him first. Yeah, I don't know. Make sure he can drive it first. So, of course, we cut to the tender where Christian doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and he doesn't know how to get it unroped, untied, which is a huge, a huge problem. So he can't figure out how to go. And Max is like, back it up. Drive it fast to the show. Get higher through the gates. Go, hurry, hurry, All right.

And Christian's like, no. So Christian, we get some backstory from him. He's from a small city in Colorado or in Colombia called Via Vincencio, right? Via Vicencio. Via Vicencio. Via Vicentio. So he didn't like it, okay? Because he experienced bullying when he was in high school, probably because his eyes are always shocked.

He's always like. I was bullied by all the women giving me their numbers on napkins. So much. So I became really aggressive. What is it? Is everybody after you or is everybody bullying you? He's like, so I became really aggressive. And when I feel someone trying to step on me, my reaction immediately is like on a fight mode.

And Max is pretty demeaning, which is why I'm not going to be able to untie this boat for another hour. It's bullying! That triggers me. So, um, so now the guests get off, get off this boat. They go into, they go into town and they all are going to go, they all go walking around and everything. And Christian takes the tender back and, you know, people are cleaning on the boat and stuff. And Kizzy's talking to Nathan. She's like, I can't wait for tomorrow. I want to dance and not get murdered.

And he's like, oh, yeah, do you really want me to turn it on? What? The charm. He's like, ah, that charm. Go for it. Well, I will have turned it on. Love to see it. Garant to you. Yeah. I'll be up there.

All right. That concludes Kizzy and Nathan Theater. Super hot, guys. She's like, yeah, when I'm single, I just feel free to act however I want to act. And this one time I was on a date with a guy and I slept with him. And then I found out he's in a cult. And I don't want to say everything in case he comes out and murders me or something. I'm afraid of being murdered.

I'm wacky kissy. what does like sleeping with a guy and finding out that he's in a cult have to do with you saying that when you're single you feel free to act however you want it's not like you did you like kill him or something afterwards or did you light his house on fire like i'm waiting for the thematic connection of how sleeping a guy who is in a cult has to do with doing whatever you want yeah i don't i don't really understand most of what kizzy says except that she's trying to be like a fun loving and Yeah, it's, it's not really working so far. I just need her, I just need her to be an asshole because you see it coming. We see like many, many signs of it coming. I just need the villain side to come out because the nice part, I'm not buying the nice part, but I think I'm going to buy the villain part. Yeah. So they just flirt some more and it's very uninteresting.

And Aisha is continuing to point out all the local stores like, there's a really cool store where they make their own clothing. And DaVinci is like, yeah, I wear Gucci and Louis Vuitt. and also Chachky socks that have bitcoins on them. So I don't think I need any local clothing from Sitches or however. Yeah, his fiancee is like, no Gucci, no Louie, no, that's a no for me. I'm with somebody who has the right to say that they don't want to eat tiramisu whenever they want. You think I'm going to shop in a poor person store? Disgusting.

Josh can't find potatoes. and Tessa's wandering around She's not sure what she's supposed to be doing I just like to remind these people That they're on like a 50% off cruise Yep That's a good point I hate when people come on below deck

And like oh my God Like I'm so wretch I'm not going in a store with that Gucci Really because you're like on a group on cruise right now So please There's that too Christian is in the crew mess And he is talking to the girls

And he's like Hey girls have a question Max or Nathan, because he's like, I don't want to say anything, I'm coy. And Christian's like, well, I won't tell, tell me, I won't tell. Come on, just a little kiss. Like a little more. Which one do you want to do? And V says that Max would kiss better. They both say because he's

French. I think Max would actually... I mean, it's in the title of French kiss, you know? So I guess. I think Max would not be a good kisser. I feel like he would think he's a good kisser. And then it'd be like all over the map. Yeah. But they think he's going to be really passionate. And Kizzy's like, he'd be like, I'm going to hypnotize you. Like, oh, ha, ha, ha, which is interesting because he also is trying to hypnotize people.

So it's interesting that she picked up on that. And Christian's like, yeah, I've been out of the game for so long. I just, I think I'm shit now. I mean, I used to be good. But I just, I'm not in it anymore. I just get all these numbers thrown at me all the time, but I just never call them. Yeah. See, I told you, I didn't believe he got a number on the boat.

This guy has no game. No game. And a handsome guy, too. He's just a gameless. He's a gameless guy. Gameless. Gameless. So then Aisha is like,

Gameless, recognize gameless. Okay. Hello, gameless. Aisha, Aisha, Gainless. We're ready for a rod back to the boat. Can you please pick us up in sea chairs? And so he like goes down to the boat at 541. And then this is where Christian is, has no idea what you.

He's like, I think the, I think all he has to do is unclip like three, three ropes or something like that. And he's totally lost. He's completely confused by this process. And so we get a typical below deck scene of people on the deck going, wait, are you coming or are you not coming? Because we called you to come and you're not coming. These people are yelling at the polls. Please come.

And he's like, uh, coming. But he can't get the ropes on down. And finally he does. And he gets there, you know, after the time has ticked and ticked and ticked and ticked. And now everyone's frustrated and Max is like, he's slow. He's a snail, bro. I don't understand why you are stupid like this. Just do the thing we're asking you to do.

I mean, this is Max, who is the one last week when there was an issue that, like, something was floating away. And he just jumped into the water to, like, go get it when Nathan was there with the boat already. So, like, it's not like Max has great instincts either. Yeah. Although I guess you could say he has developed some sort of hustle now, like useless hustle. He's one of those people. So he's just going to criticize everyone around him to make himself look better. He's one of those.

Even though he's got a point. Yeah. So Max is saying that you cannot be slow on your thing. And he's just like, the number one thing is a sense of urgency. That's going to drive Nathan crazy. Christian's so slow. And Nathan is more than capable of running the deck team.

you know but you're the only as good as your worst person so okay so christian finally comes and now people get to go you know back on the boat or whatever so nathan is trying to talk to v while she's eating and um she's like what what what is the fuck off so he leaves uh she's eating out of an entire tray of communal potatoes instead of putting them on a plate i noticed that What the hell is like, why are you eating out of the tin? This is not your trough. Okay, get a plate. So now the guests are,

the guests are going to be our back. And it's time for more jet skis. And then I think like Max is asking if they have gas or something like that. Or Nathan is. And Christian says he checked and they were at half. So then Nathan's like filled them all the way up. And Tessa is just standing there with her arms crossed, annoyed. I cannot believe these too.

And Nathan says, yeah, Tessa, she's just a little judgmental ghost. She doesn't speak. She just goes around like judging everything, you know, judging you. She doesn't work. She just judges. That is work, sir. She's entertaining me. I love her.

Yeah, exactly. I love that. She just sort of like, she's like Tinkerbell. It's such a perfect way to put it because she's just like standing there like she's not speaking, but you can see that she's like idiot. Yeah. You know, I mentioned, I think, on the podcast that like about two weeks ago or so, I watched the original Peter Pan for the first time, and I never really realized how judgy and

kind of awful Tinkerbell is, but sort of in this way, Tessa is sort of like a good Tinkerbell, and she just sort of is there, and she's just giving nasty looks, but she's flittering about not really doing anything, but you get the sense that she may also be like responsible for the demise of like something precious, like, you know, your hideout. yeah so um nathan is talking to sandy and he's like well i preach to them every time they come in to check them refuel and but they're coming in and they're not being checked and she's like uh oh uh oh uh oh it's gonna be great this season's gonna be great i just feel it and um so now the deck team is talking and tess is like did someone just fart this is going in the book

27 a.m. someone farted. Nathan didn't do anything about it. What kind of catamaran is this? So Aisha is talking to Josh. Are you coping mentally? She's like, yeah, I'm tired, I'm good, but detach, detach, detach. Detach. Detach. It's just cooking, right? Breathe.

Okay, that's interesting. And Vee is dealing with her washing machine. She's continuing on her journey. It seems like she may be turning. She's like smelling the clothes out of the washing machine and they don't smell good, which makes me think like, oh, you forgot to put in detergent, didn't you? Okay, baby steps on this front. You can do it me.

So Josh is complaining about the guests because they're so picky. And he's like, I don't need fucking guests who are trying to stop me. I just want to serve you good foods. You'll be happy. I'll be happy. We can all live happily ever after. And we start seeing the clown facade. Start to crumble.

So first. course, Josh is like, keep the plates flat, please. Don't mess up my blading. Keep it flat. Which is actually a valid thing to tell them, because V's like, wha-h-h. I know. Hot dog fingers over there. So Nathan's telling Sandy, that's going to be a hard season, I think. No, it's not. Okay. Listen, it's like, it's like a guy going on a date with Norma. It won't be hard. Okay. you're just learning the ropes. That guy's going to be as mushy as one of your tiramisus.

Okay? It's going to be one big, limp season. That's what I'm trying to say. So Nathan's like, it's going to be hard season. She's like, no, it's not. You're just learning the ropes.

It's going to be great. The internet's going to love me the season. So then we cut to Tessa just muttering to herself while Christian's stuffing his face. And she's like, oh, my God, I'm just over this. Everyone's just so angry all the time. Who's angry? You haven't seen anything yet.

This is below deck. This is light. So Nathan's just telling Sandy that it's like, he just doesn't have time to train the crew. She's like, no, you have to, though. It's like, yeah, I guess so. It's like, you'll have time. It's like instead of like taking the afternoon, I know you deserve an afternoon off, but like if you want to train the crew, like,

you have to have some training time then during. do your time use your time wisely and then party okay work first party later okay so uh people see the guests are watching them talk and they're like oh my god what are they talking about so they do voiceovers i'm captain sandy and i don't make things messy and you know if you have a pair of jeans you better cut off two inches off the bottom or people aren't going to see your ankles and what kind of boat is this going to be have you ever heard of geraldine furrow did she run for president or was she a famous tennis person what was that lady's name god i forgot jesus she's hot she's so good at tennis and then it cuts to sandy being like listen nathan if you got a pair of jeans you got to cut

two inches off okay have you ever heard of geraldine ferrar was she a tennis player or not i don't know what she is but she's pretty hot i was like wow they really got it right it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial So, uh, Christian is, uh, Christian's talking to Tessa still. And he's like, yeah, I tend to lose my shit very easily. Like today, I've been in that, like, cracking point a couple of times. But I'm just like, it's okay. Like, the rope doesn't want to come off the tender. The rope just doesn't want to come off the tender. I mean, it's Max's fault somehow, right? I mean, like, how about I just chill? How about I just chill? And she's like, yeah, this fucking guy's shoving his face, um, full of food. And he's, and he's,

not keeping his mouth closed while he eats what kind of catamaran is this what's an idiot he like literally can't even like keep his calm for like two seconds like why are you even in this industry am i right so captain sandy is like look this crew they need clear directions even if you write it down okay this is our first charter they will get in a routine don't you worry about it so then i'll The lady starts sneezing at the table and they all laugh at her. She does it nine times. And Da Vinci is disturbed. Then we got to Kizzy trying to figure out how to turn on the reading lights.

So then they can't get the lights on at the bedside and that's a problem. And everyone's running a table, plates to the tables and everything. So now we get some food served. And it's like a 12 out of 10, chef. This was amazing. It's 12 out of 10. It's so, so good. And then we cut to Josh dressed as a clown going happy, happy, happy, please start.

It's scaring me. It's scaring me every time I see. And then they have like a burst of fire behind him. I was like, this is disturbing. So Tessa's like, fuck my fate hit. I'm not used to standing so much. God, what a shitty catamaran we're wrong right now. Am I wrong, everyone?

Yeah, so. Yeah, he's like, yeah, I say, to Christian. We have to have the same struggle. We all have the same struggle every day. You know, it's not just him. Okay. He's like, yeah, I see a fight brewing between the two of you. It's fucking coming. Okay. I'll be over there in the corner watching and smiling. And Nathan heard it. So he asked her later. He's like, did you see, did you say you could see a fight brewing? And she's like, yeah, Christian and friggin max. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to watch tomorrow. And I'm going to observe. I'm going to observe it. You haven't noticed that these two hate each other.

Come on, Nathan. Where are you at, buddy? Stop farting. the end of the boat and pay attention so um next then they see a beetle at the table yeah and they're like um i'll give you five dollars to eat the beetle which goes to show that these guys really aren't that rich because a real millionaire would be like i'll give you 1500 for the beetle but not five dollars you guys can't come on this boat and pretend that you're like bitcoin billionaires and then when you make a simple bet it's only for five dollars that's just not the way you know like fake rich people are supposed to act. Ding,

Kizzy is getting a text from mystery Tommy. Another text from Tommy. Tommy's like, you free? Just drive into the club if you want to FT. And she's like, no, baby, I'm working. Sorry. You have to FT somebody else. So we don't know who Tommy is,

but it's going to become important later, I'm sure. So now it's bedtime. The guests, Aisha tells Sandy, that the guests are happy. Max is chugging milk straight from the carton. which is great without a shirt on and uh lots of lot of people need to be taught what communal food is on this boat yeah i think so kizzy walks by and she goes she sees max doing this and she's like you're such a fucking slut yeah you go oh look at this got my muscles out look at me look at me

look at me look at me he's like whoa you come saying i'm a slut i didn't talk to you i was drinking my milk in peace and she's like oh i love by biceps, biceps and shoulders, and you've got a massive ass too. And he's like, does he know what she's doing? Ooh-la-la-la, it's crazy. She's pretty much just like, she's trying to see where she can get any sort of traction with any of these guys. Yeah, she's flirting with every single guy to see who she can hook. So she's like, love it.

So then Nathan leaves the job list on the bridge again. And then we cut to Tessa. And she's like, oh, my God, everybody around here is fucking stupid. I can't take it. Nobody under here understands the importance of catamaran rules. So then Nathan goes to check on Josh and Josh and him talk. And Nathan's like, yeah, a couple of the next teams just need to, I don't know, Max comes in.

And he's like, yes, what do you need? And he's like, well, you know, switch it on. But Max is flying. Max is doing great. And he's like, my feet doesn't touch the floor anymore. This is how I fly. All the way up, bro. I thought to be hornyer.

I'm not thinking with my brain anymore. Oh, I'm so horning. Christian's like, why are you horny, man? He's like, oh, well, my first six, I was 13. And Nathan's like, oh, I was actually 13 as well. And Christian's like, really? Like, yeah. And then Christian's like, I was 18.

I was late. And Christian's like, he's like, yeah, yes, everyone. I was 150% a late bloomer. Oh my God. Could you imagine anyone losing their virginity? at 18 years old, I remember everyone was like 15 and 16 and, oh, kissing girls, having girlfriends. And I was like, oh, I was the only one of my group who just had nothing. So I made up this girlfriend.

Her name was Alejandra. And I used to say that she was from the neighborhood next to mine. And then we had a date going to go, we'd go to the movies and we were making out because we were in our teens. And I wasn't really like good with the ladies yet at all. Like, has that changed? Yeah. So he like Max likes Kizzy and Christian's like, yeah, she's got a lot of energy. So then we cut to Kizzy and she's in the bunk on top of the covers, you know, scrolling through her phone.

And she's FaceTiming someone. Is it Tommy? But we're not sure. And she just says she wants him to know that she's alive. And she's like, yeah, I love the crew. Yeah, there's loads of English people here. and there's Irish, Josh's Islands. And, you know, I just want to fuck everyone.

Like, everyone's just so fucking sexy. And then we cut back to the kitchen where everyone's like, yeah, because he's sexy. Yeah. Nathan says, we have to keep a professional. You know, save for the night out. You're mad bastard. So, because he's like, yeah, I want to bang everyone because they're all hot.

So, yeah. And so they're like, oh, my God, there's going to be drama next time. Okay, well, it's the next morning now. Next morning, banana goes out. How are things on deck? It's good. Everything's great. Fees decorating the table.

And Aisha wants her to have a bowl of jams. And she's like, already got the jams. They're right over there. And Aisha's like, oh my God. She's finally getting it. Oh. So Sandy comes to the bridge. They're hauling anchor at nine.

Okay, guys. Everything's going great. It's going to be a great season. So then Nathan realizes that, because Max tells, and that the stuff wasn't done again last night. Don, don't, don. Christian just sat around doing nothing. Again, was he not told yesterday not to do nothing?

I don't think he was. Yeah, I think he's just lazy. He's very, very lazy. He didn't do shit two nights in a row. I think that, like, because he was, like, a pilot, as a pilot, he's sort of, like, he's, like, the BMOC on a plane. And I think having to do this sort of, like, menial labor is, like, I think it's hard for him. I think it's like below.

Like I think he just is like, I shouldn't have to do this. I'm a pilot. So he's not happy about it. And now, Vese's a poop stain on the toilet. She's not happy about it. It's the yearly poop stain on below deck.

And Kizzy's like, oh, good for him. Had a good poo. Good for that guy. I feel like it's divinjee's. Oh, 100%. So everyone's getting ready. It's time to come into the port.

And Nathan's giving instructions. It's time to do. dock. And one thing that we do know is that when you have to dock, you have to be quiet because the captain needs to hear like all the, all the, uh, the distances and everything like that. So naturally Christian Max are arguing really close to Sandy, like, close enough that she can turn around and be like quiet because because Christian's like, man, in 35 minutes that I've done that before, but like just, it's just babbling about stuff. And Max, like, but that is why you don't know something. You know, just better repeat. You know, repeat it over and over again.

Because I was like, hey, hey, okay, I need you guys not talking on the bow and paying attention. Thank you. Okay. I'm trying to, I'm trying to basically hug this port with this boat. Okay. We need to have a successful hug. So everyone be quiet. I need to hear the distances. Yeah. So Nathan Hans, Tessa, the remote control thing. And she's like, wait a minute, but how do I do this? And so he's like, oh, Jesus, I can't do everything at one time. And so Max is trying to help Christian. And Kizzy is like, yeah, I don't think this is going well. Sandy's like, I need measurements. I need measurements. Why has nobody given me cars? Where's the distance? What the hell's going on here? I need Nathan to be more concise and actually talk to me. But Nathan is trying to show people how to use remote controls and keep everybody from talking. And so there's no communication.

It's getting super frustrating. And then it's time for Tesla to throw the lines onto the dock. And then she's like, I don't want to do it because what if I throw it, it lands in the piece? I just don't want to be, and they're like three feet from it. And Nathan's like, oh, Jesus. So he throws the lines over. and Sandy's watching it all, and she's just like, this is a total shit show. And Tesla's being super judgy about everything, but like you can't be on a deck team and not throw a rope.

Like, you have to know how to, you have to be able to throw a rope. That's kind of part of the job. So then everyone's watching, and Da Vinci's like, oh, God, what are all these poor people staring at us for? It's like they've never seen a boat docking before. Get your own boat to stare at, pause. And then Max and Christian and Nathan, they're like pulling this rope because they need to create tension. But they're like not doing a good job. They're losing tension.

And Max, like, oh, I'm trying to teach something to Christian. And you feel like there's nothing happening in that brain. The brain is like not even happening. And so it's just like everything is, they're just like all yelling at each other. So Nathan's telling them they've got to hurry up and everything. But like Max and Christian are still like being like, they just cannot figure. out how to do this rope situation yeah it's not going well and so they're fighting and it's chaos but they're done they finally get it done right so then it's uh captain sandy comes down and the guys

are just chilling they're like sitting around and she's like you two no sitting like that when i'm coming into a port and it's like yeah no talking and uh she's like yeah pay attention to the board guys you understand today's docking was complete chaos christian has no idea what he's doing and tessa I don't know where she is because she doesn't talk. I mean, we look like amateurs because we are, we are. So now there's time to get on to whites to say goodbye to the guests. And they line up and Nathan is like, he's like, he tells the deck crew like, okay, take our sunglasses off when you say goodbye, which is funny because Sandy keeps her sunglasses on the entire time.

And they go and they, the guests leave and say goodbye. And it's nice. they actually are for being like as duchy as they are they really were not that bad like we've seen much duchier much worse they were by and large okay they were mid mid to low pack but they were like fine they left they thought was the best time and now it's time for the tip meeting and uh while they're getting changed for the tip meeting in their cabin Christian and Nathan are talking and Christian's like oh you know Da Vinci I was watching some of his videos last night it was really quite good and so Nathan's like oh where you're watching the videos when you were on night shift

instead of bringing out the lines and the fenders, which we had to do in transit. And so Christian's like, uh, yeah, we see a flashback to him watching Bitcoin videos instead of doing this work. Well, Chris, four sausage fenders. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see that.

Yeah, two nights in a row, dude. So he's like, yeah, you got to check. Nathan, Nathan, please come to the bridge. Have a seat. Here's what I need from you. The docking, I'm coming in. I can't see. I should technically be able to drive. this boat from here. Just listening to you. Did

Geraldine Ferraro play tennis? Please. Is Geraldine Ferraro big in Ireland? Okay, who's bigger? Anya or Geraldine Ferraro? What was the name of the tennis lady that she loved? Gigi Fernandez? Gigi Fernandez.

Who was big probably in the time in the era of Geraldine Ferraro? Gigi Fernandez. All right, you know, get it better. Okay. So then she's talking to Aisha. It's a tip meeting. So she gets everybody together. And she's like, okay, Aisha, I'm so happy you're back with me. She's like, thank you. Thank you so much. Of course. The turnaround time you had to get this interior in shape, you know, you really rallied your team. Except for that one who still doesn't understand what a washing machine is. Okay, you put the clothing in and the detergent. Okay, back to this. So interior team, awesome job. In fact, I'm going to be so enthusiastic about the job you did just so that the deck team realizes how much they messed up when I'm very sad and terse about their performance. Okay.

Yeah, you did great. Clown person, you did great as well. Congratulations on getting through, doing some juggling, whatever you were doing. I loved it. Remember when that lady said eggs on eggs? That was hilarious. Okay, great job. So Nathan, you're mediocre.

That was great. You know, we'll figure it out. He's like, damage to the nav light. the nav light. She goes, you learned your lesson, didn't you? You paid attention. Okay, we'll get through this together. You know, navlights are important. It's like I always tell anyone wanting to date, Norma, I say, hope you've got a flashlight. Okay, it's different from a nav flight. But still, you know, though it's sort of, it's like when, it's like what I tell a guy when he gets into bed with Norma, I say, lights off. You don't want that. If you've got a jet

ski. Make sure you ram it into every light in that bedroom. Am I right? Okay. It's no walk in the park if you ain't in the dark. So okay, now for the tip money, 30,000 euros. Can you believe it? That's 20. That's 2,727 euros each. Minus 1-7, we'd have 2-27, okay, which was a great sitcom. So we're just going to keep going up. Let's turn the boat around. Turn the boat around. Something, something, passion. Enjoy your. evening. I'm done with you. I'm going to be watching Netflix in my room. Okay. I just want to say your tip portion is 2727. Uh, but if everyone is willing to, uh, take a 10 euro deduction, we can put that money towards a save Nathan's hair fund and we can get up a proper haircut and see Chess. Okay. Just think about it. Just think about everyone. So everybody, cleans, cleans, cleans, V has mastered putting on a duvet, but she still hates it. I've not mastered putting on a duvet. My newest try is to hold the edges of the duvet with my fingers and then cover myself in the entire duvet cover like a ghost and then tie them from the inside and then squeeze myself out of there and try and figure it out that way.

And it's kind of working. You don't do the burrito? No, you've tried to, you've tried to teach me that and it just doesn't, I can't do it. It doesn't work. It's a challenge. It is a challenge. I have an issue in that I used to have a duvet and a duvet cover

and it was always great. But my current duvet and duvet cover is a situation where like the duvet starts to like gather at the bottom of the bed. I hate that. And I don't know how to... You need the ties. They have to tie it to the corners. I know. I don't have those ties.

Without the ties, your front. So anyway, Max is like can you put the hose on the something, bro? And he's a bro, that hose was under the jacuzzi. No, it was actually here. No, but I put it there. Okay, well, how can you put back the covers and the hose? Where's the horse? Let's fight about the hose. Horse covers. No, hose. No, no, I put the hose back. No, don't do that. Don't talk to me that way. No, no, you can't do that to me. Okay, you know what? Like, I'm getting really fucking mad now. I'm really

mad. Just make up your mind. I mean, who the hell is this guy? I'm going to keep coming at me. I'm Colombian, okay? You don't want to mess with me. You really don't want to mess with me. Otherwise, my girlfriend from when I was 16 is going to come and eat you up. Alicia, it's gonna kill you or Alejandra. So Max is like, this guy does not respect me. Okay, I'm more loco than you, okay? I'm just going to be David and he's going to be Goliath, okay? You know how the end of this story turns out, no?

He's like, I was really pushing my buttons. Honestly, you're pushing my buttons. Oh, push the buttons, push the buttons, okay, push the buttons. Push it, push my button, push it. You don't even know, you don't even fucking know me. I don't know why, but I'm like oddly on Christian's side. They're both idiots. They're both not very good.

But Christian is definitely worse. They both suck, but Max is being a jerk just to be a jerk. Yeah. I feel like I just, I don't know if I can be on the side of the person who like voluntarily like touched a jellyfish and then like touched his eye. So I think I'm on Christian side on this one. Yeah. I'm choosing no sides on this one. But it's fun.

I'm team Tessa. I just want to watch Tessa slowly break. It's the season goes on. I'm really excited for her journey. Yay. All right. Well, that's it for today. Thank you all for being here.

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