Watch What Crappens - #3032 RHOM S7E19 Part 2: To All the Haitian Morticians I Loved Before

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

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Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way, you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now everybody's getting up and going to take a break. And Andy's like, well, I didn't see that coming.

And Stephanie's like, no, no, she's so. such a snake, but I'm not sure who she's talking about. Which one is she talking about is a snake? Her sister. She just felt like bringing it up. Yeah. Pathological. Patological, Adriana.

Well, I feel horrible, but it was not to me. I was not to me. So now she's following Andy out. And she's standing, she's with, she's walking with Lexi. And she's just pestering Andy. Andy just wants to pee. You know what I mean? I can't believe Andy.

Andy's already scrolling on his phone. He does not want to listen to this shit. Just leave him alone. But she's following. And she's like, oh, Andy, I feel horrible. That was not me for four years. I couldn't speak the truth. I never betrayed Adriana with my friendship with Alexia.

Do you see? I tried. I tried. Did you sleep together more than once? Well, no. We slept together once and fooled around in the Versace mansion. So we did that too. Oh, is that like when you were really drunk at the Hamptons, that you were like vomiting?

Is that actually? No, it wasn't that. It's like, oh, the Versacee mansion at her bachelorette? And so we see flashbacks of how they woke up, like they got drunk and then they woke up in the morning and like Adriana had like vodka in the bed and everything like that. So Alex is like, oh, you know what? I can get it at the Versace mentioned. Like that's kind of hot. Like I can see that really happening. Like you know what I love? Like you know what turns me on like going to like a Rococo mansion where someone got murdered. And I'm like, oh yeah, do me. You know, I wish Todd would do that to me. So Julia's like, we had one night stand. I didn't say it to spread gossip. It had to be known. I never, never betrayed it. I still love her, even though she's abusive and she is mean and malicious and blackbears me, but I love her. You know, I am not bad guy. Yeah, but she didn't think you were going to go there, though. She is just trying to say I never betrayed Adriana.

What do you think this was? So is Martina going to be upset? She's like, Martina knows, and I told her, and she told me, Julia, why are you going to say it? And I said, darling, because I have to say the truth for years later, because I can't. I can't lie. I cannot repent. So, Adriana has some big news, which is that she goes into her dress room

and she's like, Baski, you would not even believe it. You're going to have a new godmother because your old godmother's no good. It's official. Baski's back on the market for godmothers. Did you have an affair with a Haitian mortician? Oh, TBD.

A fair? No, but do it, dooty, dozy me. Maybe, maybe, Andy, maybe. So, Adriana takes Baskat over to Lisa, and she's like, guys, can you believe, did you see that shit show? Did you see it? And Jody's like, I didn't. I only saw he knows that. What is that?

I know, I only saw him. Okay, I don't understand. But you know what? She knows it. Now, can you believe? Can you believe? I made her the godfather of my dog. Can you believe it?

Oh my God. Baski is literally shaking. He's shaking. And he is. And they're like wine. They make a little wine for Basquiat. So then we go over to Julian Alexia and Kiki. And Kiki's like, oh my God, I'm shaking.

You? You, my friend? Like, it's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, I can't take it anymore. For years, she was holding it over my head. One wrong move. And you're not going to like it.

I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. So then back to Lisa, she's like, oh, my God. So now everybody's just basically trying to figure out what they did. They're like, did you scissors. And she's like, what is a scissor? She's like, like this, like this. She's like doing the finger motions.

No, she's like, never. No, no. I don't like it. I don't like that. And if I was into that, I would say it. I would say, I don't care. We were in the same bed, maybe one night. She was the one trying to come at me.

And so, like, all I know is like, did you like eat her out? Or did she eat you out? Like, this is a question for Ben Mandelker. Like, I don't know, like, what women do? But like, do women do that? Like, eating out? you know like because she says like all you do is kiss and kiki's like oh yeah okay i know i know how it goes because i watch a lot of punch like demonstrate they're like no kiki no

so kiki's like yeah they do that you're like curse i respect adiana and he's like too much of it get me details that i'm not going to get into i've decided to draw boundary out of nowhere oh okay now you have respect for for details and secrets i see you're so no the answer is no okay well that's fair um but did you do you call it sex whatever you did with her and she and he's like what was it tell me what happened we here's our finger kiss our finger here's our finger we were intimate i won't tell you what because you can call me a liar so i'm not going to tell you but we were intimate in general it was finger finger it was finger at least that's what my brain was saying so uh she's so now we go to gerty's dressing room and uh

She's talking to Russell. She's like, well, you heard the chaos out there. There she was, I mean, another lie. Another, another. You know, like you, like you and you and I banged and whatever and like that. And like, where's my coffee machine? Okay, I deserve a coffee machine too. She's like, yeah, well, there's a pattern.

Yeah, but why? But why? She's the only one telling on herself right now because she thought that I guess Adriana was going to use it today against her. So she was like, I'm going to beat her to it. And like, let me declare what that we slept together. But first of all, Adriana is single as singles as singles can be. So what is the issue?

That's on you. Your marriage? She does not take faith. She doesn't take vows seriously. 90 years later, this woman doesn't know what that is. She doesn't know the concept of loyalty. So then we go to Larza and Stephanie, and Larza is like, oh my God, like, I feel like like like we can't like top the Haitian mortician like.

Stephanie's like, no, that was amazing. She goes, and Larza says that she thinks Adriana just made everything up. And Stephanie's like, no, Julie, it's a nymph. Are you kidding me? Like, come on. I've done the woman for five minutes. She's an info. Yeah.

No, she's not like, yes, she is. Okay, and let me tell you something. I'm a woman who works with a lot of men. So I understand a thing or two about infos. That doesn't even make sense. I think sometimes when you're like not in a good place, right? Like, do you guys understand? Like when you're not like in a good place, like,

sometimes you might like want to cheat on someone. Like, I mean, like, I would never do that, Jeff Kobe. Like never. Like, just like she went through a bad situation and like a bad time and her spouse. And sometimes like, I don't know. It's like, it's hard. It's easy to slip up and fall. Like, I wouldn't know if first experience, Jeff Kobe.

But like, I'm just saying like. now he's like great can't wait to marry you in a month so um Lisa is feeling bad for Martina and Adriana is like oh that girl doesn't appreciate anybody she uses people and then she goes on to the next who is Julia who is Julia she's an opportunist so then we go to Julia and um she's like I said Adriana why did you bring me to this group to be your puppet and then back to Adriana she's like now they're rehearsing I'm going to go in there I'm gonna go in there they are rehearsing from day one it was ruse alexian parasol or besties you and i are going to be besties and most important like if you want to get close it was like a no you cannot

you cannot get close to alexian barresor so then adrianna barges in oh oh hello former godmother of baski are you guys rehearsing your answers now is that what you're doing you're rehearsing your answers like no we're just listening still trying to figure out was it like fingering or was it eating out like it's a lot of like process i'm trying to get to the bottom of it Marcel's like, oh, God, Adriana. Oh, too much. Like, oh, oh, yeah, more lies, more lies. You are such a fool.

I would have kept your secret to the grave. And when I told you, I'm going to break the fourth wall, it wasn't about any of that. I don't like people blackmailing me. I did not blackmail you, fraud mother. You did many times. No, I did not. You were holding it on my head.

No, you are married. You're married and you're going around kissing everybody, okay? But I like to have fun. So sorry. Girls just like to have fun. What do you want from me? Oh, she's kissing everybody. The problem, you're an imposter.

I don't even know who potted my poose. Adriana, you said, if you ever, ever go to defend Marisolokiki, I'm going to take you down with me. That were your words. By the way, what's the funny thing here is, is it was Adriana talking about taking her down by mentioning their makeout session or the Haitian mortician session? And the point is that Julia has. the fact that Julia has options on how she could be blackmailed

is not a great thing, I have to say. Multiple. She has multiple options. Those were your words. You were going to take me down with you. And she goes, no, you were supposed to be on my side. What are you talking about? So I like this is what was cracking me off.

The Adriana is like, I wasn't blackmailing you. I was telling you, you better be on my side because if I go down, you're coming down with me. Like, what's the problem with that? That's what friends do for each other, right? just relay them into taking a position. You're supposed to be in their side. I'm on the side of justice.

What is supposed to mean? Justice. Wait, what? Justice for whom? For what? Like, I think justice for Martina, who's like, where did our coffee machine go? So, Adrian's like,

Justice, you're cheater. She's having to use the French press at home. Cut to Martina, just teaching the boys how to use a French press. Well, kids, we were robbed one day and Mr. Coffee left, and now we have to do this 15-minute chemex drip every day get used to it okay so now it's 10 minutes until we return to the set and stephanie's talking about how she got her boobs done and so kiki grabs her boobs and she's like i didn't say touch um she goes oh well first of all i'm not julia okay and so they start cracking up so then

we go to lexia marisol and uhlexie's like oh my god i'm dying to get back out there like i just don't think i've been that excited for a reunion to come back out like i can't wait to hear the rest the story. Oh, my God, Brown's green. I mean, Alexia has to admit it. Oh, she's not going to. I mean, she has to admit that she did this. Like, oh, she's never going to admit it.

Like, I just don't know, like, who did it. I just want to know, like, who did what to whom and like, was they're eating out, was their eating out, was their fingering? And I want to know, was they're eating out, eating out, where they actually eating out takeout food? Like, I really want to know all these things. Okay, so we go back to the set. And we're back.

I want to go back to the bomb that Julian just dropped before we broke. Adriana, just for clarification, do you make your coffee? and um or do you order it then and did you mess around in the hamptons i don't know why i'm asking this question again because we talked about it for the past 20 minutes but let's ask the question again just okay since we're going to go back to back the first time i slept i i i i'd be like that i met julia she was going to say slept she was going to say slept it it was at lunch it was a lunch did you mess around in the hamptons that's all i want to know i don't need to know what you had at lunch No, no, but I have to say this.

The first time we were having brunch, she comes in and she tells me, you look like snow white. You're so pretty. I saw you at the end of the table. You look like snow white. And then she starts, you know, proceed. She's like talking about my boobs. So she proceeds to invite me to the bathroom.

And I go to the bathroom to show her my boobs because she wanted to see my boobs and how good they were. It's like, oh, so you were like, oh, so you're just going to show. show them to her? Oh, yes. You're going to show her your boobs. Yeah, that's what you did. You showed her your boobs. I'm like, she's nodding her head furiously, like her micro nods. Like, oh, yeah. So it's proved it. Adrenna's the bad guy. She showed her boobs. She showed her in front of Frankie. Lee she didn't do in front of Frankie. That's the one thing you should have done in front of Frankie. Like, you would have loved that. He would have loved it. How could you not show your boobs in front of Frankie? It's like, Adriana, Mia Moore, please put those away.

Julia's like, well, yes, and like, and then you showed to the whole world. And then Adriana's saying, like, she showed me her butt. Like this is like somehow. Kiki is like, okay. So she goes, I've just met this girl. And Julia's like, you complimented my butt. So I showed you my butt. Okay.

So to me, now I see this pattern. So it was in her mind. She developed a crush on me and right away. And she was in her seducing mode that she's always. been in okay so you're saying she seduced you she's so now adriana is like like just as to me just as as it's ridiculous for julia to be like she took advantage me while as being vulnerable but now adriana is also gonna do the like i have no role in this thing which like i was seduced i was she called me snow white what you're supposed to do after that you can't help you can't help but but to go into

an affair with a woman after you've been called snow white i think that she's saying julia is acting like I came in there and took her when she was at her darkest moment and did all this mean stuff to her and like, you know, tricked her into this affair to use against her and all of this. In fact, she's been after me the whole time. I was never trying to do anything with this girl. She came up to me at some lunch and was like asking me to show her my boobs. Like, please. So I think her point is.

Okay, that's a fair point. That's a good point. I like that. I like that. It's a good theory. But, like, how Adriana says everything. It's like, I'm not asking for a snow white story. all right. Did you put your finger

in the tinger? Did you yes or no? So Andy's like, she's like, well, she petted me. She patted me. And they're like, oh, are you an animal now? You're like an animal, like an animal, like a slut animal at a zoo that you're like, show me your boobs. The animal shows you, it's like New Orleans Zoo. Wait, was it like a finger

in the hole? Like this? And she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like this. Like it petted. She petted it. She petted it. She petted it. She petted it. She petted the pussy. Oh, okay. So she petted your pussy. Okay. And Lisa's like, she went like this. She panted it. No, Cic, none of that. I don't even know what her private parts look like. So did I have this lesbian affair that she's accusing me of? Okay, Julia, I want to make it clear. What was your motivation in sharing that story other than making me laugh for many, many hours later tonight? I said it because I felt muzzled and I felt scared. When what happened in the Hamptons between Italy and I shortly have to

she asked me, will you leave Martina for me? And then I said, what a storyline. And I thought, oh my God, what a storyline it would make. And that made me really scared and started doubting the intentions of our friendship. I do not believe you, ma'am. Okay, I believe that Adriana might have said, oh my God, what are you going to leave me now, leave Martina for me? That would be hilarious this story. But I don't think she was really like, I want to be with you, Julia, leave Martina. I can see it as a joke. This one's a little bit of a push for me, because because I largely am in agree with you. I do feel like, yeah,

Adrianna probably said it as a joke like, oh my God, that would be a storyline. But I don't know. This is one that I can't quite tell where the truth is on this one. Because also, Adrienne, I would not put it past Adrienne to be like, this is my way to get back on the show.

But Adrianne doesn't want to be with a poor person. And Julie would be poor. Wouldn't she? I don't think so. I mean, I think that, I think Adriana, it's not so much about the poor person is that Adriana it would keep Adriana relevant like she is a real housewife she she's a friend of but she's a real housewife and she's like

she's always gonna she always finds the storyline she always finds a way to stay in the season yeah okay so but i think largely you're right i think largely like my needle is a bit more onto your theory but it's not like it's not a it's not a black and white situation for me So Adriana's like when we were in Spain in that little room with Marisol and Alexia, actually it was a big room. It was a sweet. Okay. Adriana. I mean, Alexia, like, clarifying the most important part.

It was a big room. I had a sweet. Yeah, I had a sweet. Well, they were drinking. I'll forget it to say that for the Ramada. Sorry. They were drinking until the wee hours. So we go down the elevator and Julia asked me to stop at a room.

So when we got there, she pins me again. the wall like this and comes at me towering over me towering andy and says spend the night with me and guard is like oh my god oh my god like and she tried to kiss me and i said no and then she grabbed the coffee machine from hotel room and said take this and i said no it's late we better not go there and i walked i went back to my room and she was trying to fuck me in spain but you know because you already fucked before right because like why would she say that if you hadn't done it before. So the logic.

Everyone's logic is amazing. Like, so like, you know, like, you know that was like the seduction phase because you were seduced before. Like, you already fucked. That was the pre-fucked face. Like, you knew it because you already had fuck face. So did Martina know about that that she's trying to seduce me in Spain? This is such a lie. I was avoiding you. No, it's not a lie. I swear on my son's life.

I'm willing to drop dead right now. This is, this is really bad. Do not swear like this on your own. son because that is that's a sin you cannot do that's like if you did not put it like if you do not put against the wall and try to kiss me in severe like all right all right all right okay here's the deal what's interesting is that when i spoke to adriana before we came out tonight she was very hopeful that the two of you could reconcile and well me saying that i i'm not saying that i hate her i just mean that she liar she's sinning just now and abusive and blackmail her but do not hate her

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So Julia's like, I was crying before this. And I show the clips of her crying of all the mean comments that she got it. And she's like, I miss Adriana. And Adriana's like, you miss the friendship or you miss my pussy? Why not? Oh, gosh.

He's like, you miss my sweet little pussy. I want to know. Were you genuine with me? Do you like me for who I am as your friend? Or was it all for storyline? Excuse me. I gave you my heart. Yeah, Julia, Adriana's not the one that turned on you.

You can't, like, reframe the whole season that Adriana turned on you. That's not what happened. You completely blew her off the entire season. And she was fairly nice about it until the very end. And she only wasn't because you tried to make this huge storyline about she skipped your opera thing, which was so important to you, you tried coming for her when you told her the day before that you had an opera thing

and knew that she had a rehearsal with 12 other of Emilio Stephan's people. Like, you were such a shady liar. I can't believe this chick. Well, also, it's like she kept on, like, any time Adriano would be like, you are growing distant from me, Julia would be like, no, I love you.

Like, you know, she's sort of as, she didn't seem, it wasn't gaslighting, but she was sort of didn't seem to acknowledge that she was drifting away. And that was like actually kind of cruel. So like even if she did drift away for reasons that makes sense in my mind of like that there was like residual psychological feelings about whatever thing happened, et cetera. And even if even if it's that she drifted away because she's a serial cheater and even if she doesn't have guilt, the fact that Adriana's threatened to

expose it, she's like, well, I want to get away from this person who's going to like expose my crafted facade. Whatever the reason is, the fact that Julia would act to Adriana, like, no, I haven't been drifting. I'm still your friend. It's like, stop bullshitting, you know? Yeah, so now we come to Adriana's gift. She brings her a wooden box and Marisol's like, oh, God, the court just, so she brings it over. And Andy's like, is it from Mary Saul's liver?

And in the box is the red mold of a broken heart. It's like a balloon filled with water or something. And it's so funny because before that, Adrian was like, I gave you my heart. I gave my heart. Oh, wait, hold on one second. Like, you know, I was like, oops, I gave the punchline away before the prop.

But she, yeah, she literally gives her a heart. She's like, you literally ripped my heart because when we had that fight, I didn't eat for two days. I didn't sleep for two days because you were my Thelma and Louise. I was the car. And I loved you with all my heart, okay? I loved you with all my heart. a heart and now you can keep it.

Marisol just kicks the box on the ground. It's like, whatever. Don't put that shit on my feet. Hey, that's a heart. Don't kick a heart. Like Bonnie Raid says, have a heart. So silly. I wish it was a tiny

Gwyneth Paltrow head. Look what you did to Gwyneth. She's done nothing but tried to bring steamed salmon to the masses. Oh, could you? The box. What's in the box? What's in the box?

What's in the box? So now they take a break, whatever, and there's like lighting cues and stuff. They're like, Adriana, close your legs, like, close your leg, close your leg, oh, God. So they're all, they're sort of like resetting for the next part. And Andy's like, okay, well, we are back with more of the real housewives of Miami reunion and actor opening up about her painful childhood. Kiki not only forgave her dad, but actually leaned on him for Ziboard. So let's hear about Kiki's life.

I don't know so bad for Kiki at this part. because, like, how are you going to follow all of this that just happened? It's like, Kiki's dad. It's like, tur, dur, dur, der. So we see all the Kiki stuff with her dad, and she's talking about how her dad wants more kids, like, because Andy's like, wow, you got shocked that you even had a brother that you didn't know about. She's like, yeah, you know, my dad wants more kids.

And the thing is, like, he wants me to be the one to take care of the kids. And everyone's like, oh, Jesus, my God. So Lars is like, you know what? Like, I wish I could get back that time. Like, I had plans with my father to come. Oh, no, Lisa. I had plans with my dad to come back to Miami because he wanted to see the group. You know, like we had plans.

And so they talk about how it's important to have a relationship with your parents, no matter how crazy it gets over the years. And Kiki talks about the threats she got from her family members and how crazy it was. And they all thought that she was glamorous and a lot of money. And she's like, guys, I'm a friend of him, not a housewife. But Andy is like, her dad went back to Haiti, even though it was risky for him to do so. He went back and he told them basically all to shut the fuck up. And so now Andy's asking if the women bonded with Kiki over these stories because they're all like immigrants or children of immigrants.

They're like, yeah, yeah, totally. And Julia says that like Kiki reminds her of her younger self. And they're all kind of like, you know, praising Kiki, et cetera. He has a new man in the Hamptons that she's going to be seeing. And Andy's like, okay, well, that was fun. And that's why we don't give storylines to the friends of. Okay, I want to switch gears. Sierra from Pittsburgh wants to know, Stephanie, you didn't take kindly to being called a chihuahua.

If not a chihuahua, what is your spirit animal? We will also accept tiny loud bird and an annoying animal that possibly has rabies. An Afghan hound. Yeah, because they win Westminster shows and they have planes. So I'm into those dogs. Okay, well, Stephanie Alexa fought a lot this year. Chaos was unleashed. Let's get to some clips.

There is nothing about Stephanie that reminds me of an Afghan hound. Like, I'm sorry, that is not your spirit dog. You may aspire to be it, but like, no, this Afghan hound is not it. No, her spirit animal would be like, I don't know, we had a hamster as a kid that bit us. a lot. Yeah, like a, or an angry rabbit, you know, you know when a rabbit gets like cornered? It's like, goes, you know, like that's sort of her. I think she would be a hamster because hamsters love traveling around and big balls.

They have big front teeth. Big balls. She is always on the wheel. You know, like the hamster is like, you know what? I'm sorry. Like I have to go onto my wheel. Like, that's what I do. Like you guys, you guys have spent time and you guys have lunch.

I go on a wheel. That's like the rodent equivalent of going to work with 80. I just saw a little video of a five-year-old hamster, which I guess is really old for a hamster. And it was really old and it was like had all these skinny legs. And it was just still getting on the wheel every day. I was like, oh, yeah, here I'm going to get out of the wheel another day, another fucking turn around this wheel.

Hamsters are so funny. I think it's the only animal on earth that like voluntarily just loves cardio. I got to get my steps in. Got to do it. Got to get back on the wheel. I actually love it. I actually love doing this. Yeah,

I've always been so jealous of hamster poop that they're just like little pellets. They're like, ah, he's my pellets. Sweet it up, it's no big deal, you know. Yeah,

hamsters have a sort of a quirky life. As pets go, hamsters live one of the quirkiest lives. Yeah. People build them like tubes all over the house and stuff. It's a strange life. that they have yeah okay well did you larissa you brought stephanie into this group did you expect uh lexie and stephanie to butt heads like this so we go into this and uh lexie's like you know what

we weren't expecting it from stephanie honestly like i just started seeing like the whole group dynamic and like she was putting so much effort into the other ladies and i was like hello like why is it with me like she's got to reprimand me or say something mean or like attack me you know so like if you keep on poking the bear you know i'm gonna react to it It's like, oh, that's not true. Oh, no, it's true if you can see it. Like, okay, well, your first interaction with her was to call her husband garbage. Okay, let me explain because I had, you know, because I had gone to the happy hour before and they were talking about Marisol and Larsa and they've been talking about Todd.

And then we see like footage of them basically saying like that Todd's like garbage. And so I heard all these things about Todd. So when I met her, my intentions were really just to say he's garbage and you're a garbage for marrying him in the first place. And if you go back to him, you're actually like a bigger bag of garbage than the first. a bag of garbage I thought you were. That's all I was trying to say. And like, I think you just took it the wrong way and I should use kinder words, but like that's, that's really all I meant by it. And yeah, you got sensitive. She's like, no, no, no, it's not because I got sensitive. That was insensitive thing to say. So I'm not insensitive. You're insensitive. Just like, okay, well, I apologize.

Okay, because anybody would react like that. Okay, do you see why she came in that way? No, I don't see why she came in that way. Okay, well, you know, if she had just been in a thing and she was No, no, the happy hour happened after that. So that's not true. That's not true what she said. The happy hour was later. And she's like, no, the happy hour was filmed and it was right before this event. That's when they invited me to this event.

She's like, oh, mm-hmm. Okay. Like when Alexia gets called out on being wrong and she does nod. She's like, well, you didn't even say hi to me. You didn't even, you know, like you came out, you didn't even say hi. And I have respect like that, like, you didn't even say hello. And then for the show footage of Stephanie walking and being like, hi, I'm sorry. you last night. Hello.

Hey, L-L-O, hello to you, Alexia. Guys, I've got something in my purse for you. It's a hello. Hey, you didn't say hello to me. You know what, Alexia, it's so funny that you're here right now because I was just practicing the Beauty and the Beast song. Hello, bonjour. Um, good morning. It's like saying hello in many different ways. Like I was like, no, you never said it. Never said hello, ever. Hello. Is it me? You're looking. for because I see it in your eyes.

Okay, you know, you can stop the clip now. I get the point. Okay. Hello from the other side. And the other side, of course, is a private plane. So, Alexia's like, well, in that moment when she said garbage, you know, like, I didn't address it in the moment because I was on a high road. And Andy's like, okay, well, Adriana thinks Alexi was threatened by Stephanie because she was younger and wealthy.

And she was, oh, my God, Alexia, that's, that's, uh, Adriana's storyline every season. saying that I'm jealous of young people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that me and Mary Sol are jealous of newer, younger, richer girls. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you say. Well, guess what? New plot, babe. Okay, okay, okay. Does anyone in Europe besides Adriana feel that Alexia was intimidated by her youth and wealth?

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Amen. Yep. Well, yep. Look, we rallied for Stephanie. Okay, we brought her into this group. We encouraged her to come.

Like, she had a lot of hesitation. Yeah, because her biggest hesitation was Adriana over there. Oh, yeah, yeah, that one right there. That's why she was hesitating. And Stephanie's like, wait, wait, my biggest hesitation was Adriana because you guys told me. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, don't try to put on us, okay. Stephanie, you said that like, you said that like, no. And I told her that the clips that I'd seen online, she read a poem.

about your liver. Okay. And we see a flashback to the liver. And she was always showing her tits. That is the reason why I don't want to be by someone who's always showing her tits. Okay. Like, I heard that if you can't even call her Snow White without her showing you her tits. Okay. So you plus, like the two of you made me think that Adrian is the worst. And you know what? She's actually been the best. She never even showed me her tits. I can say snow white all day long and she doesn't show me your tits. I love her. Okay. So I don't know what to say. Okay. Moving on. On the way to Spain. Stephanie said the Chihuahua comment was an example of how Alexia talks down to women.

And Alexia is like, oh my God, what a dumb woman thing to say. That's like so dumb. Ladies, do you agree with Stephanie? Does Alexia talk down to women? Yes. All the time, Andy. Curtis is cracking me up at this reunion. Yes, absolutely.

Monster. of a person. I actually talked down to men, not to women. And if you were men, you would have realized that. Sorry. We've never seen that. We've never seen you do that. Alexa, you accuse Stephanie of dangling her plane as a carrot.

Okay. So Stephanie's like, okay, well, let me explain. Okay, when I was a little girl, there was a day, and it was called show and tell day. And we would show up on Friday, and we would take our toys, and we would show and tell. And I was excited about it. And I'm super excited about my friend's toys. and they were super excited about my toy. So I grew up thinking the show, you know, like show and tell's awesome.

So like, I loved it. Thank you for the backstory and the education on what show and tell is. If you're trying to tie this into some sort of childhood, like thing that you've got going on, you're failing already, but I'm still going to hear you out. She's like, yeah. You know, like most of my friends are happy for me, but, you know, then I realize not everyone's super happy. Because like, if I have a plane and my friend has a plane and I'm like, look at my plane, my friend's like, that's cool, look at my plane.

But if you're talking to somebody without a plane, people don't like it. They get upset because you have a plane and they don't have it. Right. She's like an asshole. I think it's, this is like the most hilarious explanation. I don't think she's wrong, actually. But also, like, why are you not calibrating? I think this is where the gap is.

You know that if you start yapping about your plane to these women who do not have planes, they're going to think that you're showing off. So why don't you just. not yab about it to them. It's called like understanding the room. Read the room, girl. Yeah, but also they all loved. Yeah.

They all love that she had a plane at first. You know, they're like, oh my God, it's so fabulous. She has a plane, this and that. It's when she starts lording it over their heads and threatening them and threatening to leave them places and stuff like that and telling them they can go on, how they can go on, why they can go on, like an American Idol edition process to get on it. Like that's really the issue. And I actually almost wish that Andy had actually drilled a little deeper on that because he kind of like let that go.

So Andy's like, well, in your defense, this is a show that is, you know, leans into wealth and accumulation. So that's my way of saying, can I go on your plane? Can I? Okay. Alexia, what do you think? What do you think? Oh, sorry. Go ahead and ask me and then I'll answer you.

Okay. You can go ahead before I talk over you. Okay. Are you just talking down to me the way you talked out to women right now? I'm sorry, but you know what? You have some boobies right now. So that's it. But you know what, like for her, like the plane is validation.

And she identifies with the plane. You know what I mean? Like one time I told her, are you ready to go? And she was like, hold on, wheels down in like five minutes. I was like, are you a plane? Yeah. She identifies as, she's plain sexual, you know? So I thought that means she scissorsed other planes.

Have you ever scissured a plane? That's my question. You guys, I'm not plain sexual. I just, you know, it's just like show and tell. I also just want to remind everyone here at the reunion that the exits are both on the side of the sound stage and in front and please remember to help yourself before you help anyone else on the couch. Thank you very much. But I really, I'm not really obsessed with my plane. Yeah. And you know what? Even I had this conversation with Gertie. Mm-hmm. And Gertie, like you even said when we spoke on the phone that Stephanie came in, you know, with all this wealth and the girls just wanted to automatically be friends. And Gertie's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, well, Gertie wants to chime in, but first, Kiki chimes in. This made this, I had a hard time following this. She goes, well, I guess in that sense, we can be clear with the group.

Because I always say this. I see a lot of people running with the narrative like, oh, they're all racist. They're all racist. And we are like, we are racist. Is it class system issues where everybody's like, like this one has more money, but like maybe I lean into this one. And I've said this before. But racist, I don't think so. And I just want to make sure that with all of these backfire, like we're getting online, that like,

I don't think any of you ladies are, including myself. are racist. I'm a little confused, Ronnie, because we're like one second we're talking about like the plane and I didn't really understand where Kiki's racist thing was coming in from. Like she's saying, well, first, she's bringing it from the last episode where she's like, we're not racist. They were saying that everybody's calling them racist online because of the Gertie stuff and Gertie didn't stop to help them, you know, and say that they're not racist. So she's still on that. But I think all she's trying to say is we're not racist in the this group were classist. So if people think it's racism, it's not that. It's classism. And everyone

just kind of looks at their like, babe, that was like an hour ago, you know? Yeah. And so Gertie's like, no, I want to chime in because when I spoke to you about that, that was in the context of me saying, damn, I didn't do anything to anybody. And I'm being treated like a piece of crap, but she has a plane and she curses you out from here to Timbuktu. And you're like, yeah, you're just kidding. Oh, okay yeah girl you know that's why i brought it up which is a really good point i'd like to add um oh well we haven't been yeah that i mean like see a twist it she's like oh my god even gertie told me on the phone this girl's always leading with her money come on twist her you know like but we haven't been saying that gertie i mean like that's such a woman thing to say so gertie's like well

she gets a lot of grace and all of a sudden gertie's rude grudy's rude and i'm okay well me meanwhile we're the only ones that didn't ride on it but you did okay it was that felt like a relevant point to something, wasn't it? Can someone validate me? Okay, no. Very good. Okay. Glandna from...

Jersey for mics. Jersey for mics. Gledda likes Jersey for mics. Little known fact about Wicked. Asks, Hey, I saw Todd's IG post about an unnamed reality TV woman flexing with her private jet and flaunting her Birkins. I was wondering who he could be talking about.

Stephanie, what was your reaction to Todd's post? Oh, she's like, um, my reaction is that Todd's a weirdo, okay? He's cheesy. Okay, Alexia, you agree that you and Stephanie are actually a lot of like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah. Um, but I think, like, we have to give each other a chance. Yeah, I think they share a lot in common. Kiki. And she's like, yeah, you know, like, even though we're bickering, but like, we still like each other, you know, but then we got along, but then I didn't go on her plane and then she got mad again. But, you know, like, um, It'll be okay. And Stephanie's like, you know, it's clear to me that Alexia is very genuinely kind. You know, I just have to speak to a way that you speak to poor people because they get offended very, very easily, you know? And I don't want another chicken wing thrown at my head. So I've just decided, Alexia, here's $100. Thank you.

Alexia, you're just more sensitive than I am. It's not a bad thing. It's just that like when you spend a lot of time up in higher altitudes in your private plane, you sometimes like, lose the brain cells that make you sensitive. So I'm just, the reason why I'm like that is only because I spent more time on private planes, Andy. And that's it. It's not a good thing or a bad thing.

One thing rich people learn is to not make fun of poor people to their faces. So I'm going to try and do better. So now Andy wants them all to beat their chests like her and be like, I'm Alexia. So they all do it except Gertie. Gertie's like, hmm, that's cute. That's cute. So now we get questions about. Jeff Kobe. So Larsa tells us he's 31. And Gertie goes, let us pray. Let us pray.

What you said that. Gertie's like, let us pray. I think he wants like kids. Like we kind of go back and forth about kids and like and stuff. Okay. Well, Jeff is in the world of basketball. Do he and Marcus know each other? No, like. Lisa, do you follow Jeff on Instagram? Like, no. Okay. Well, much was made about you continuing to follow Marcus, let's see a flashback of Larsa, y'all you, okay, well, guess what? Tennis from Ball says, hey, Larsa, is it a requirement for your friends to unfollow all of your exes? It's so juvenile. You have it, like, it's not like if you're not, like, my close, like friend, like, like, it's like I feel like, like, like, my really close friends, I feel like

that, like, haven't seen, like, what's going on publicly with our breakup. Like, if you, like, met him through me, like, you don't really have a relationship with them. And, like, you should probably like be a good friend and like unfollow them oh yeah well what about all the other 20 friends who follow him like caroline standsberries they all followed him like lisa like oh yeah you know when they unvolved him yeah like about a year later after an article came out and then you notice why did you notice me why me because like we were in a friend group like and you had your problems with like lennie like and i feel like we like all unfollowed lennie like but Zanny, I mean, but also Larson's like, yeah, well, obviously, but like also Larsa's like,

we're on a TV show together. Okay, I'm not on a show with Caroline Sanbury, but we're on a TV show. So if you don't do it, it's going to be a storyline. Okay, well, what did you meet at Jody's birthday party when you told Larsa? The whole world knows who you are. And we see a flashback to that. And Lisa goes, well, the general consensus, not from me, but if you ask anybody like, I don't know, chat GPT. Anybody. Chat GPT. She's scary, scary thing for our times. I love that Lisa did that, though.

She's like, hey, chat GPT, what do you think of Larsa Pippin? She's a bitch, I told you. I told you, I told you, I told you, oh, I don't know. She clearly did ask chat GPT that, which is, that's the only reason why she would say. If you ask anyone, like my good friend, chat GPT, they have a certain idea about Larsa. Yeah, well, I was married like for 20 years or 22 to a fairfeit, like, like a famous, like, superstar, like, I have four, like, superstar kids. Like, what are you going to, like, do about it?

Like, I feel like, we all have superstar kids. Are you saying my kids on a superstar? Okay. Andy, you've got superstar kids, don't you? And he's like, why am I in this? Okay. Well, I have a lot of companies I've started. Okay?

I bought my own house by myself. Oh, no, this is Larsa. I have, like, companies. And, like, I bought my own house by myself. Like, I was the face of butt bleach. So, like, what are you talking about? Hello, caller. I do halo collar.

I don't expect someone else to pay my rent like. He's like, yeah, but you got your money from your divorce. But I was married for like 22 years like. Okay, does someone want to clue me in about what chat GPT says about Larsa? What is that? It says she's a gold digger, right? Is that what you're trying to say? I look myself, but I'm worried about the water shortage.

I was married at 22 like. I'm not a gold digger like. I'm a gold investor like. In essence, I looked it up, Andy. It says that she's polarizing, and people criticize her for being image-obsessed while other people see her as resilient, multifaceted public personality who refuses to be boxed into a single face. Thank you. I love that.

Larson says thank you to chat GPT. Thank you so much for that. She's like, I'll take it. Thank you. That's like so nice. Oh, my God, chat GPT is following me, like. I have like so many chat GPT fans. like all the bots they like love me like even the bots that like try to change elections they're like the one thing they all agree on is they just love my feet like so then larza starts this whole like but like you know like when you live with someone it's like the first person like you brought around your kids like it's like very hard like you know what i mean like like i feel like my kids were like super upset over it like my kids were like super like super upset like they faced on me about it from los angeles they were like really upset about it like my whole family had to like like super upset about it like my whole family had to like like

come stay with me because it got to the point where it was, like, so toxic, like, I don't want to cry, like, but, oh, it's good, because you're actually not crying. You're just changing your voice. Okay. And Lisa's like, well, you didn't tell me the of this. It's just, well, I expected you, like, to answer the phone, Lisa. Like, I expected you to, like, be there, like, and listen to me for, like, five minutes. And just say, like, I'm really sorry.

Like, I love you. Like, we both hate him. You know what I mean, like? I love when Lars's real voice comes out. It's my favorite. from cheese says Larsa was harsh by saying you shouldn't have been in Milan because of your sick father. And so we see a flashback of that. And Andy says, Lisa, was she right?

She's like, I'm going to get emotional. Give me a fucking tissue. Give me a fucking tissue. This is somehow the cliffhanger. I don't understand how this is a cliffhanger when it's like, oh, let's bring up your dad who died. Do you feel guilty about not being there that last week? And then she's like, we know what she's, we know what she's joking up about. I don't know if it's a cliffhanger, but it doesn't matter.

Minor note on like truly an amazing episode. I mean, so many gems throughout. I mean, I really can't believe it. It was so good. Yeah, this was a great one. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us for this very special two pot. We will be back later today with some Orange County and on Monday with Potomac and also

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