Watch What Crappens - #3037 Below Deck Med S10E03 Part Two: Run, Wave Runner! Run!

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck Mediterranean struggles with a crew that doesn’t know what it’s doing as a waverunner makes a run for it and a silly fop boards demands szechuan in the background. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Six to eight courses. Chef's choice. We all know that they love their eight-course meals. So now we get to see Josh's version. And, you know, he's very nervous. I'm already missing last season's guy putting a piece of a piece of a Asparagus, like one spear of asparagus on a plate and calling it a course. So I hope Josh is up to the task because I was pretty amazing.

I'm excited to see the eight courses because I think what's going to happen is like a tiny car is going to show up at the table and like one close after another after another after another is going to come out. Be like how did they all fit in there? So now preference sheet meeting's over. Cook, cut, cook, cook, cook, cut, cut. Sandy wants to see Nathan on the dock. Okay, look, there's some watermarks over here. Need those cleaned up. Okay.

He's like, okay, I got it. I know I can trust him. I know I can trust him. It's just the first couple of days. This is the first couple of days. Hey, uh, hey, Nathan, why don't you check your phone? Check your phone. You got a new voicemail, huh?

It's like, oh, I certainly did. Who was this from? Hey, Nathan, this is Captain Sandy. I'm doing something they call paying it forward. Just wanted to say you're doing a great job. Your team's in disarray. And I'm not sure if it's going to really work out. But generally speaking, you're doing great.

We love your hair. We've accepted it now. I used to think it looked like a monk from year 1303. But now I see it. It's just, it's just, it's just, Just, it's, that circle is like a landing pad for a kiss. So, I, yeah, Nathan, answer your phone. Nathan, answer your phone.

I want to, I want to show you something. I'm learning. Okay. I pay it for it. Oh, I got another voicemail. Oh, what's this one say? Hey, baby. It's me, Captain Sandy, BB.

I just wanted to let you know, baby that you're like real, you know, you're real cute, but more in a sexy way, not just a cute way, but like a sexy, like kind of wife way. Did that make you feel better? Okay. Bloop. Sort of did. Yeah, I'm learning. I feel like I've got a little bit of a pep in my step.

When you're happy at home, you're happy while you roam. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Just remember you've got a super model that you can go home to when this is done. So you're bad and you're badden over average, sir. Oh, well, I actually fucked it up. What? You fucked you fucked it up with the supermodel?

How'd you do that? Okay. Well, doing a great job, baby anyway. BB. So now let's see what else is happening here. Another deck team meeting. Nathan's like, okay, there's watermarks and we can't do that when we go overboard. So let's make sure we're scrubbing.

Get the hose out. And do the railing. Prioritize the railing. All right. All right. God, it's so frustrating. Got them morons. So now Tessa.

Tessa is now going to start some trouble because she's kind of now stepping into a kid's sister vibes. Right? Because she's like, she pulls Max over. And she's like, Max, yesterday when you went to do the bow, Christian said that we weren't washing the outboards. And Max, like, ugh. And we see yesterday a flashback where Tessa asked Christian, have you already done the outboards? And Christian says, I haven't done the outboards because I don't think we did the other side. I think we'll just rinse. So this was apparently very impactful. I didn't really understand the significance of this. But all I knew is that it pissed off

Max. Yeah. And I don't think that she's relaying it properly. So she's just starting trouble. So Max is like, Christian, Christian, for Max, where are you? Where are you? I'm not again. I'm not again. He knows it's not. I'm not. And Christian is like, I'm in the bridge. So Captain Sandy's like, okay, listen, listen. I know you want perfection. But when you're showing people how to do this, people follow you, Nathan, okay. People follow you. Look how happy everyone is. All right, call me Beebe. Bebe. Okay, I'll do whatever you want. Just tell me what you want. Just tell me what you want. Brian, I'm so mad, okay? I thought to be really mad if you start to piece me off, okay? And he's like, what? It's like, because you didn't do the airport on this side. And he's like, yeah, we did. We rinsed it.

It's like, oh, no, you said yesterday to Tessa to not do this part, right? He was like, no. He's like, oh, boy, this is dirty shit. Because Christian rinsed it because I think he thought that's what they were supposed to do. But Tessa made it sound like Christian said, like, don't even bother with it. Like, let's cut a corner. And it sounded like he just was confused about what his instruction was. and now Max is coming at him hard.

Instead of saying, hey, what did you say to Tessa? He's just listening to what Tessa said and yelling at Christian. I don't know why I'm standing up for Christian. I just think that Max is more annoying to me today. Because Tessa started some bullshit and Max is starting some bullshit too. That's why. You see, you know, even people who punch you for stealing their nose deserve to be stuck up for sometimes. So, um, Chris, uh, Nathan's still getting it from Captain Sandy about, yeah, you know,

People watch you, they look up to you. Before you know it, you call a couple of people, Bebe, and everyone's going to be walking around here with haircuts like monks. You see, you'll see, you're going to be a real leader. You're going to be a real leader cut, a real leader in the supercuts field. It's going to be great. I'm going to know that you succeeded when everyone around here

looks just as stupid on top of their head as you do. God, I believe in you. Get out there. Hey, Nathan. Nathan, guess what? Come in a little closer. Get a little closer. Yeah?

Got your nose. Got your nose. Guess what? I got your nose and I'm not taunting you with it. I got your nose because I'm proud of it. And I want to keep it for a little bit. So. Do you want me to kick her out for you, bro?

No, no, man. It's okay. It's okay, Christian. Please, please back off. It's, uh, it was approved. It was approved. She's taking good care of the nose. Just tell my nose.

I love my nose and, you know, I miss it. And I'll try to visit it every month if I can. So Christian is still insisting. that they did rent it and he never told Tessa that and Max is like but you didn't do it and he's like um I don't really remember he's like oh it's normal you don't remember

no that you didn't do a step of washing the airport is that your job man is at your job push the button push the party push it stop telling me this start to go to raise the volcano inside the man okay like don't do it to me

like Christians like let it explode oh man like what the fuck oh like you want to insult me you want to disrespect me and Christian's like Max is like Napoleon. He has like a big ego. It's like, oh, I'm the unofficial lead decant.

Christian wants to grab him by the neck and throw him overboard. But he's not going to because he already wasted his one chance in Australia. He's going to go to jail next time, probably. So now they're fighting. And Christian's like, you're a fucking child. And Max is like, oh, yes, I'm child. You know, you can show like you are somewhat mature. You're 34.

You respect people. At least I'm sorry. Say I'm sorry, you know? He's like, sorry for what? Sorry, we have to take your seat back and losing time because you didn't do blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was with tests. I don't even remember if we brushed it.

He's like, who is this? I don't even know. I don't know where that name came from. It's just somehow like in my mind. Oh, okay. So then Nathan comes by and he's like, basically like, stop it, you know? So back, Christian goes up to me. He's like, he goes up, this is a little bit after their fight.

After Nathan says, like, scrant. everyone calm down and get back to work. Then Christian, a little bit later goes up to Max, and he goes, oh, don't call me bro anymore. Bro, don't call me bro. Oh, geez. We are no longer bro. We are no bro.

We are not bra. And so, Max is like, yeah, yeah, all this job is because of you. This waste of energy is because of you. And Tess is just like, that's terrible. I hate to see the boy is fine, but I know they'll get together, get it back together again because they're bro. That's how I raised him to be. So Nathan's like, oh, Jesus, why are we doing this again?

So he tells him, listen, one more argument before we start charter. I swear to fucking God, I'm going straight to the captain, and she's going to listen to the voicemail she got from her wife 10 times in a row. Let me tell you, it's not an easy chart. It's not an easy bolt to chart. So Nathan's like, oh, God, they're making me crazy, you know. So now it's time to get into our whites because people are coming. someone's like oh my god i can't wait for my espresso martini so yeah these are hateable people we

already know that these are hateable people terrible stupid people and jack the primary has arrived and he is wearing uh he's got seven pieces of luggage which is totally unnecessary it's a power play especially because he knows if he's asking them to uh to to unpack all the luggage he is purely just one of these people who wants to you know exercise power uh so it's She's like, you're having guests like these. They're very specific with what they like. So I hope that Kizzy and V can keep up and deliver the standard, which I really need to give to them.

They won't. They'll fail. Spoiler, by the end of the episode, Kizzi is serving this guy, chili concarney. Like, when he asks for, like, chicken. So I don't know such an asshole. I'm glad.

I hope he got bad poopies from that chicken con car. Well, he was sleeping. I hope so, too. This guy's a dune. But yeah, he's like, Yeah, seven pieces of luggage, darling. You'll unpack that, aren't you? It's like, oh, God, get out of here.

So now it's time to go, guys. Well, the guests get some tapas. Okay. And now they have to start unpacking for this jack guy. And then V's like, yeah, you know, like, I feel more proactive in this charter because, like, I've kind of already got the idea of it. Like, we do things in the morning, and then we do stuff in the afternoon. Like, turn ups, turn down.

Like, I've got this. I'm like a sponge absorbing information. I really enjoyed SpongeBob as a kid. Do you know, in Spain, it's called Bob Esponca? That was such an intrusive thought. Okay. Okay. I am just so happy that V has internalized certain aspects of this job.

Like, the morning things are done in the morning. Like breakfast is the morning. Lunch is at lunch. Dinner's at dinner. and like you make the beds in the morning, you turn down the beds at night, like good for her for like really kind of like wrapping her head around these concepts.

It's a tricky one. The learning curve is pretty steep, but it seems like she's kind of gotten through the hard part, you know? She's killing me because I'm not, I'm like I don't hate her anything. I just think she's kind of blah. But what's killing me in, I think it's really unfair to her

is that she looks exactly like Rocky to me from below deck. That was below deck regular, right? where Rocky was. I hear me the Captain Spass. That Rocky, to me, she looks just like Rocky, but she's no Rocky, you know? It's like Rocky came back, lobotomized. And that's saying something for Rocky, because Rocky wasn't a brain surgeon to start. That's about to say, are you, is this, this is in praise of V, right?

Like, lobotomized Rocky is the better version. Hold on the personality lobe or whatever. This Rocky was fine. She was putting cherry juice on oysters. Come on. Yeah. I mean, look, Rocky is one of the very few stews that we remember all these years later. I mean, she was on season three.

And now we've had all these different iterations. And we will always remember Rocky. Rocky and Cat, let's also not forget Kat. I guess that was back then when we only had to focus on a few people. And it was like really easy to remember who they were. But it would be kind of fun if they brought them back. Especially Cat. Wouldn't that be great if they brought back Cat?

She would hate it. She probably would probably like smoking cigarettes, putting her feet up, be like, like I love, why don't you just go clean that up for me, won't you? I'm just going to sit here and have a little siggy. All right. Thank you so much. So then we cut to Josh, who's stressing out in the kitchen, and I told you, post-it people are crazy. He's standing in the kitchen, shaking, and, like, beating on the table, like, you can do this, you can do this. Look at your, look at your poster. Stop, stop, stop the post-stits. What does his post-tits say? Like, caution, don't do it. Didn't they say? What did they say?

It was like, don't do it? Detach. Detach. Detach. It's okay. Your clan makeup is actually under the bed. Don't forget. Yeah.

So he's freaking out. And he just sees him. And she's like, yeah, there's a nervous energy with Josh. But chefs are all like that. You know, I worry what'll happen when he furly burns out. Like, will it become like the shining? Yes. Joshy.

Oh. She goes into a weird Jack Nicholson impersonation that was just a little bit too disturbing. God, could you imagine if The Shining was Aisha? It would be like the most heartwarming horror movie of all time. Oh, work and no play makes Aisha a dog girl. Do you want to go running in a maze? Red rum, red rum, red rum. I just thought we deal a little puzzle today, kids.

Would you like some red rum? It's delicious. Wait a minute, before I murder you, can I ask you a question? Are you, are you olive oil from the Popeye movie? I love that film. You did such a good job. Now, stay still. I'm going to chop off your head.

Girls, for tonight for service, there's going to be a formal party of ghosts in the ballroom. So please make sure I have everything ready. V, you did a good job on the bed, but the walls are bleeding. Um, V, can I, I hate to bother you, but it seems like room two, three, six is not ready yet. Could you please have the lady in the bathtub that she has to get out of there if we want a clean room? Uh, so now we're running plates for dinner and, um, Josh is like, everything from this table is from Spain. And they're like, oh, wow, that's amazing. Spain, I love Spain.

That's amazing. I've been to Spain. I took nine suitcases to Spain. I was like, wow, Jack, wow. Jack's like, I'm simply starving to death. Simply starving. You know, like, name dropping about going to Spain is like not that impressive when every single person at the table, working on the boat and behind the camera is literally in Spain at that moment, okay? Stop bragging about going to Spain.

They're all there. You're present there. So they're eating some chicken and Jack's like, oh, I just, I love chicken. I want chicken 24 hours a day. I want chicken at 2 a.m. I just love chicken. Yeah, he's really obsessed.

He wants a big, big chicken energy. That's all he wants is chicken. See, now this is why I'm like, I feel like they're like changing out the preference sheet meeting a little bit because I feel like we should have been able to see the preference sheet. And they should have highlighted that like Josh, loves chicken unless he didn't put it down there. But they should know that he loves chicken, right?

I mean, I don't know. What's it on there? I don't understand the new preference sheet thing, how they're doing. I don't understand what the point of the change was because it was apparently like one of those meetings that they have before the season where the guys, everybody from every below debt get in here. We are going to make some big changes. I want to separate the preference sheet meetings.

I want to have two preference sheet meetings. Across the board. Like that's some weird decision. And I still don't understand what difference that makes. I like having a moment where like this, like the higher ups get together. And they're like having a special meeting amongst each other. I like the way that it kind of like quietly asserts the hierarchy on the TV show. And I think that when you don't have that, it's weird.

I also feel like it's weird that Captain Sandy, she always goes with the deck team. I guess I know they're like handling the boat. But like she should maybe be with the service once in a while. I don't know, but I personally think we should go back to you old style of reference sheets. Or even just have everybody sitting there if they're going to do it, you know, like have a whole staff meeting where you're like, okay, this is who the people are who are coming on the boat so everybody knows. I mean, why not do it that way? Like, either do it. It's either everyone or only the elites, but I don't want some weird half and half.

Yeah. Only landowners. I'm just kidding. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and's commercial So we see scenes of the deck crew Taking stuff out for the guests Getting all that stuff and unpacking stuff

You know, blah, blah, getting the efoils out, okay? There's a lady getting in the water Without a Life Jacket, that's a problem There is a guy getting on a paddleboard, never done a paddleboard, That's a problem, okay? And it's getting on a thing that has a remote control that you need to use to operate the thing. And Christian's like, have you ever used one of these before?

He's like, no. He goes, oh, well, you'll get it. Good luck. Now go off into the ocean. So then the guy gets on the board and he just starts floating around because he can't work the thing. So now he's flown, flown, floated away from the boat. And Sandy's watching it.

And she's like, wait a minute. Well, wait. What are these floating pad things that Tess is trying to do with? That's not working. They're trying to, nothing's working. Like, no one knows what's going on, basically. And someone's like, one of the guests is floating away, Sandy. She's like, oh, God, please say it's not the chicken lover.

Please say it's not the chicken lover. Wait a second. Listen, what I need this deck team to think of, they need to think of all those guests as voicemails. And don't let one get away. Okay, go save that voicemail right now and play it for the rest of us. So they have to like go, Nathan, I think, has to go out on the boat and save the guy and the guy is like, oh, I didn't know how to do it. So he's

like, oh, this is a fucking shit show and a huff. And and they're all watching. But she's like, I don't know, like, I'm supposed to get on the radio and announce that there's a guest floating. I'm not in charge here. Yeah, Tessa and Christian are both standing there. It's like, whatever.

Yeah, they're both watching it. And Captain Zanity is watching them, watching the guy. And she's like, what the hell's going on? Come on. Harry up. Yeah. So then she's like, these people don't know what they're doing. We have to have eyes on the guests at all times. This is embarrassing. And Nathan's like, oh, God, what a fucking shit show. So then they get back to the boat and Nathan goes up to test.

And he's like, did you give the guy instructions? And she's like, no, I didn't. You just, you're supposed to go on the thing, aren't you? And he's like, but I did tell you to do that. She goes, yeah, you told me. Because, yeah, so could you do that in the future? She's like, I feel like I'm in school and I'm getting in trouble. for not doing something, but why am I getting to blame for it? This is a collective problem. No, he told you to do something and you didn't do it. That's why he's being in trouble for you, dumb, dumb.

Another below deck thing, which, who knows, maybe it's a generational, maybe it's a cultural thing that's happened these days, because I'm hearing that this kind of thing happens in all sorts of workplaces, where she messes up and now she's like, yeah, but it's a collective thing. Like, we were in taught right. Like, I'm not motivated to do this. So she's basically saying,

like, you know, it's probably easy for Nathan to put the blame on all of us, but like, there's just like, no, nothing's been put in place. And then we see him being like, this is what you do, this is what you say, here's how you put a hose on, here's how you pull out a line. He's like giving them specific instruction. And she's like, hey, she's just, I'm so oblivious

in the big picture. He would never fit in with the McPways. Leadership comes from a start at the top, okay? You can't have a moving body without a head. That would be silly. Yeah, she's one of those people that's like, Well, maybe I didn't do the word, but you didn't motivate me to do it. Oh, okay.

So Captain Sandy's like, oh, my God, never leave those two alone. Jesus, what fucking idiots. Remember that positive attitude that I've had for about three hours? It's gone. It's out the window. Okay, they're dumb-dums. Please don't ever leave them alone. They're going to sink the boat.

For fuck's sake, Nathan. He's like, I'm sorry. I'm leaving a voicemail because I just got a sense that you were unhappy when you took a picture of your capri pants being a little a little wet down there by the ankle I knew you would not be happy so just want to motivate you and say you're the sexiest thing I've ever seen baby okay I feel better now get better you know what I'm just going to hire some more talentless people to take these slots Nathan you can handle it you can handle it I'm sure So now Christian and Tess are on the back of the boat And Tess is like, what's happening? Is this thing attached? And he's like, yeah, it's attached. So they're talking about a wave runner.

So is this attached? Yeah, it's attached. And Nathan's watching. He's like, what a shit show. Jesus Christ, something needs to change. It needs to change fast. Pull your finger out of your ass and get on with it. We're looking like fucking amateurs.

So one person in here sword and this other on the Sweden platforms at old times. Come on, people. And he says he wants to have his teams back, but they're all stupid, so it's getting hard. They're all stupid. Excuse me, a pretentious clown chef here would like to say something. Tonight, the guests requested a truffle-forward menu, and truffles are a luxury ingredient. But when you actually think about the truffle, it is of the street. It's from the ground.

It's from the dirt. Same as the blues, you know. Shit, I'm fucked, aren't I? I've done too many psychedelics. When I look at a truffle, I say, this is a... B.B. King in mushroom form. I think of hard times. I think of harmonicas. I think of yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's how it goes, baby. Because actually, psychedelics, they help in terms of creativity. Cooking that is with them, because when you take mushrooms, you've raised your consciousness, you've raised your frequency, and you're now seeing everything that's actually there. Like tons and tons of colors, a rainbow of colors. Ah, those are just your post-its that you put on the kitchen cabinet.

Oh, yes. Yes, that's what that's all. You see all this energy around you, you know, mate. You know, it's trippy shit. I'm starting to sell a real hippie right now. I'm trying really hard to. I hope I am. You're getting all this.

Right. You might be a drug addict. So then, Sandy comes in. Yeah, the whole truffles speak of the blues. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That is, no, they don't. The blues is kind of like, and like, the blues to me speaks of, like, music of the people. And truffles are like the rarvels are like the rarck.

verified ingredient of the elites. So I don't really, like, I like him trying to make that bridge, maybe to justify his own participation in sort of like a social strata that involves very wealthy people going around yachts. But no, I'm going to say this one, truffles do not speak of the blues. Well, the whole thing is stupid. I mean, truffles are a luxury ingredient, but they come from the ground. That's where all food comes from.

I mean, even the meat, you know, or dead things. I mean, really, it's, where else would it come from? Weirdo? So, Sandy comes in to check on Josh and, you know, thankfully doesn't hear any of this stuff. But she's like, wow, post this. Oh, I like that one that says vote. That's important. That's important.

You should spread that around. Vote. Yeah. Vote. Yeah. Looks great. Yeah, I've got to post it. I've got to post it right here.

on the front of my shirt, read it. B-B? Yeah, that's it. Thank you. Feel better now. You're doing great. I think you're going to be great. You know what I think about you? Everything you do is great. You're just a fantastic person. We're not going to have any problems with you. I can sense it. I can sense it. It's going to be doing great. So then Kizzy has something to tell us. When I was young, I always knew I was going to be a star. By the way, this is because she set up the table and she's really proud of it.

So this, because of her table scape, she feels compelled to tell us, that she always knew she was going to be a star. I danced from the age of three up until I was 18, and then I did it professionally, so I'm used to being praised, and I still want to be noticed for the work I'm putting in. Like, could you please stop doing a box step on top of the table and get to cleaning the bedrooms?

Also, it's like episode three. You're not a star yet. Calm down. And so Aisha, right after her star model, like Aisha goes, Wow, you guys are doing so great. It's like I've got two superstars. working for me and she's like oh god well if anyone can be a superstar then i don't want to be a superstar she doesn't want it anymore uh i'm not sure if i believe that based on the fact that just like

you setting a table has made you feel like yep i have finally achieved the levels of stardom i always knew i could achieve i put the folk next to the knife and i basically am an icon yeah um so now people are getting ready for dinner, we get the wave runner back, and nothing's broken. And Nathan sends Tessa down, blah, blah, blah, jobless, jobless. Okay, now it's time to run some food. And everyone leaves and Max just grabs a whole truffle and eats it. Starts eating the truffles. Could you imagine my face? Do you know, you know me, Ronnie? I hope that when you watch the scene, you thought Ben's going to be so mad. Because I was furious watching this. I hate it In general, when the staff eats the food, when the dinner service is still happening because they like often need that food and like how many times do they need that extra piece of cake?

We remember there was that one season where someone wanted a second piece of cake and the staff went and like ate the rest of a cake after it was being after it was served. I was like horrified and furious. And here, Max just helps himself to this massively expensive ingredient. He just starts eating it. And then they come down to find more of it because the chef forgot to add. truffle somehow we forgot to add truffle to a plate and then there's no truffle left and then max doesn't even like fess up to it i mean i understand why but like he doesn't i was so mad fuck this guy forever yeah so josh is like yeah it's fucking frustrating something so simple gets missed i mean oh come on

josh get it together but now there's no more truffle don't don't but there is there's some more he found some more it all worked out thankfully it wasn't like a prepared truffle because after all of it, you know, it was like a dried truffle he threw on top of the risotto or whatever. So it worked out okay. But like, but Max literally just ate like probably a few hundred dollars worth of truffle. And I just think it's and the fact that he's like not going to get in trouble and that this chef is going to be like, is like losing his mind. Like I could have sworn there was truffle here. I think it's so fucked up. It made me so angry. Yeah. It's fucking Max. Yeah. It's Max for you.

God, I hear when people abuse the blues. It's like, gosh, it's like when people don't even acknowledge the great work of Dr. John in New Orleans. Well, at least Josh really understands, start starting to understand the blues now that his truffle has been stolen. Max is suddenly a walk around going, do you do, do, do, do it's gone. Do you do do do you go. So exciting times. I was obviously very bad by that scene. But everything's okay. Everyone loves dinner. And now Tommy is texting Kizzy. And he's like, I'd love to hear your voice and see your face today, please. X-O.

And she's like, we see you all here. So now they're cleaning up. Jack, this guy, Jack, just wants bump after bump after bump of of caviar. and maybe other bumps of things. But then Kizzy is... He's so obnoxious this guy. Give me a bump of caviar. That's what if you put it here like a bump. And you do that and you do a shot of vodka.

Yeah, give me another one. I simply love a shot of coffee. So obnoxious. I'm overboard. Can we go to Abiza? Are we close to Abiza? Like, okay, whatever. And I like that his friends all low-key hate him

because he's like trying to dance around and he's wasted. You know, his friends aren't. So I want to party You know me wants the party Why don't you want to be so my clothes You're going to bed It's like we hate you

We've been on vacation with you for six weeks We all just want you dead Yeah Nathan goes up to Christian Before going to bed And's like here's your job list Make sure you do it this time See there's three jobs on there

So what you do is you do the first job And then you cross it off And you do the second job And you cross off And do the third job and cross off And that's why you know you've done all three jobs. Three jobs. Can you do the jobs? Christian's like, got it.

No big deal. And Christian's muttering to himself. Just chill. It's no big deal. Don't hit him. Don't hit him. No matter how badly you want you. So now it's bedtime. And Jack is in his room. And Kizzy checks on him and asks if he wants water. And he's like, no, you know what I want? I want Xanax and a shes one chicken.

She's like, well, I could do crisps. And he's like, no, I want a Sichuan chicken, that's what I want, Zanax and Sichuan chicken. And she's like, is there any alternative, like maybe, I don't know, crisps really got some good crisps going on. It's like, no. Oh, I can think of chicken, all I can think about is sussed chicken. Give me some chicken, darling, won't you? He's like, okay, well, this guy's paying a lot of money to be here. And so I do need to make sure who's happy.

They can show my vaguely, but I don't even know what Sichuan chicken is. So they go to the kitchen and she and Christian are trying to figure it out. They're trying to Google it and they don't even, they literally have not even heard of the concept of anything, Cichuan. And she's like, he's like, how do you spell it? She's like, hmm, I'm thinking S-E-S-H-W-A-N-T-R-Q-E-R-L-L pie, like the number, Z. B, A, J, A, Z, Z, L. You've got one, got one, got one, got one right here. I've got a chicken stitch one for jazzled on Bajana.

So, I don't know how to spell it. Well, I need soy sauce, salt, pepper, powder, flour, a camera, and Andy Cohen. She's like, oh, okay, well, I also don't want to, should we use the chef's stuff? And Nathan finally intervenes and he's like, don't do this. You're going to give them food poisoning. Don't do this. They're holding up like a bag of raw chicken. Like, huh?

Yeah, like, how do you cook it? Let's look on the internet how to cook chicken. He's like, yeah, you guys can't do that, okay? You're going to give them food poisoning. You have to be licensed to cook. Do the job list. So she's like, all right, well, we've got chili from lunch. I'll just give them some of that.

So she heats up some concarnet or whatever, chili con carne. And the staff, the staff refrigerator. She just cobbles together some chili con carne carne. Yeah. And then all this. After all this, of course, that guy is just sleeping anyway. Of course. So now it's the morning.

People are waking up. Josh is waking up. He went to sleep at like 1.30 and had to be up and ready by five. So, you know, it's going to be a long day for him. And Nathan goes to the bridge to basically complain without complaining. It's just, hey, how are you doing? You want to hear this voicemail I just got from Leah? Okay, here it goes.

Me, me, I hope you have an amazing morning. Like, you're so sick. see and like I love you in the morning the most of all so like have a great day baby so now the guests are waking up and um captain sandy talks to nathan again she's like you know what you're tough your job is tough but you're also tough because you got to deal with lots of personalities here motivation that's what i need from you all right b b i right b okay because it has rewards you know for example you work hard at the end of the day you get called b so let's try He's like, okay, yeah, definitely, definitely some rewards coming.

So now Kizzy and Tessa are at breakfast, and, um, Kizzy's like, would you like a cup of tea? She's like, no, thank you. That is so English of you. That's hilarious. And, uh, and Kizzy's like, well, but like, like, were you from Australia, the prison colony? She was like, yeah, I am, but I don't, I didn't live there much because I went to school and barely. and then I moved to Canada. Sounds like it might be time for some extra refer to Tessa.

Hey, I went to an international school with my little brother for my high school and growing up there was definitely weird. You know, but being around those McBays sure made the fun time. Like you're clubbing when you're like 12 years old and then when you're 13, you're driving a combine. Like I got all my tattoos when I was 15.

There's no rules whatsoever. Tattoes when I was 15 and strange 67-year-old hair when I was 17. Here I am, Tessa. So she's like, was it like real school? Yeah, it was real school. What kind of school do you think it was? Cow school.

Not that there's not a thing it's cow school. Cows do go to school, you know, babe. So what was the name of your school? Cow school. The Big Pharma Farming. McBee Farm and Furman. I learned everything there. Gribble worms, crumbans, corn, soybeans.

So she says she was a real troublemaker as a kid. And then we see her in a bikini on a four-wheeler to prove her point. We're like, yeah, that's a bad, bad kid right there. So now Jack wakes up and he's like, I'm hungry. I'd like some chicken. Is that too much to ask for? Is it a chicken around? I'm going to have a pump of chicken, please.

They are, the, everyone is, V and Kids, you're doing the cabins. The deck team starts to lower a jet ski and Nathan's trying to sort of coached them through it and everything and what's his face? Christian's like on the jet ski and he's like out of it. There's a hook that's just dangling and it just like bonks him in the face. He's like, oh, I'm surprised he didn't punch the hook. The hook's like, got your nose. He tried to grab the hook's nose.

You see? That's what you get. It's karma. It is fucking karma. So then there's a lady. He's like, I want an espresso martini, but with the quixasso. So now we see Christian sitting on a jet ski and the engine's sputtering and he's just staring at it. Like, I thought something was wrong with him.

I was like, oh my God. There was one point I thought he fainted or there was, yeah, something was definitely wrong. Like he went into a catatonic state or something and he's just sitting there and he's staring at it. You don't even see him like jiggling with controls or, you know, like looking around like turning the key or you don't really see him. He's just staring to do anything. He's just sitting there kind of staring off into space. He's like, I think he's actually had this moment where he thought, wait a second, did that guy actually get my nose? Because if he did, I don't know if I ever got it back.

Do I have a nose? Do I have a nose? Am I noseless? So Tessa doesn't know where the rope is for the swim platform. So she's just standing there being incompetent in her own way. Now, one of the guests noticed that Christian has now floated away. And they're like, what happened to that guy? And Sandy's like, what the hell?

heck there's a guy just floating away what the heck is going on over here geez so now they keep cutting to christian i still don't know what's wrong with christian it seems like something's wrong with him so it's captain's like we've got a deckhand floating away on a jet ski what are you going to do about that nathan what are you going to do he's like fuck me twice yeah and so that's where the episode ends christian floating away into the horizon and nathan having to go save him and what's going to happen? Are there changes going to be made? We will soon find out.

But until then... Well, we see Aisha crying in the trailer, so do you think that they bring Aisha back? They fire somebody... I'm not Aisha. What's her bun? What'd you say? Gail?

Of course, they're going to bring Gail back because Nathan already said, like, I think the thing that's wrong, the thing that doesn't feel right, has that, Gail, is not here. So it's like, obviously, they'll bring Gail in, but not before Nathan hooks up with one of the girls. so that way Gail can be upset at him

and yada yada. Hmm. Well, there you go, everybody. See any of another McBee, below deck McBee dynasty. Thanks for being here. We will talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.

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