Watch What Crappens - #3039 RHOSLC S605 Part Two: Soup-er Troopers

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

This is part 2 of 2It’s a bottle episode! Literally! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City heads to a winery for a fun afternoon of yelling, screaming, and a hint of telepathy. No horse is safe in this chaotic hour. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Meanwhile, Bronwyn has returned to the table, and she is shattered from this reading that's like, your mom's going to die. And she's sitting there like, she's like, she's like, she's like, nodding from everybody part. Everybody part of hers is nodding. She's like, she's like trying to be like cool, but she's like, She's nodding and she's trying, she's like clearly trying to transition into the.

My mom's sick, you guys. She's seen why everybody's like, oh my God, we're women. Like she's waiting for Heather Monologue. Like, we are women who come together for women whose mothers are sick or whatever. She's waiting. She's like, okay, it's, okay, I'm ready. Let's shoot it. You're short.

You're so short. I'm just going to hold. I'm going to sit here and vamp with my head nods. I'm going to just be vamping over here. You do platforms. I have platforms. Okay, surely they will notice that I'm crying soon. Can anybody hand me a tissue?

Yeah, I'm sorry, Bronwyn. You look shatter, but I'm going to go do my reading now. Okay, if you want to do a speech, you'll have to wait for me. Bronwyn needs a tissue. Just don't hold it up too close to Angie or she'll disappear because she's so short. You start it. Okay. Angie, you start up.

You start it. And you can't take anything back. You start it. Well, Aunt Angie, have some respect for my event at a winery in Utah. that serves enchanté while you eat salmon from a waffle cone. Have respect for my event. Bitch, those are my cards. You started at, you know what, we're not getting anywhere

because you want to believe something horrible about me because it makes you feel better about being short. I am not short. I am someone who is tall, and I do tall, you do less tall. So Whitney's like, At this point, they'll be haunting each other in the next life. they're never gonna shut up they both want the last word so then meredith meanwhile uh she finally gets she has that moment where your phone has been dead for a while and then you plugged you plugged it

in and suddenly the apple logo pops up wait a second rowan's crying like a little toddler you guys stop you need to stop for a minute you need to stop you need to stop for a minute you need to stop Someone here is crying. We need to address it. Browen, you have the floor. Um, yeah. Well, thank you. Uh-huh.

Um, both my parents are really struggling right now, health-wise. Um, it's a lot. And, you know, it's been hard for them to hear. Brittany call me a gold digger. So, you know, thanks a lot for that. Just a big transition to have my mom living with me and I love her so much. And I don't know. I, he said I should make peace with her and I need to figure out relationship.

I've just, what I'm just trying to say is, you guys, both of you don't say stuff about people's kids. Please don't say stuff. That's too far. There's got to be a boundary because kids, like me, I was a kid once, get damaged. Do you understand? Have I brought us together? Have I healed us all? Yeah, same, same. I feel the same. That's why I don't want to go low with you. And you know what I've even told you that? Remember when I told you that I don't want to go low with you? But I have to go low with you because you're really short. That's the only way they talk to you. I have to bend down. I have to squat down to talk to her. That's how short she is. Yeah. This is what she does. You know what she does?

She goes low. Yeah. Do you even read what you write on the messages? Because that was really heartfall. It was so hurtful. You guys, did you hear what Bronwyn just said? God, she just said her mom. Her mom.

I wasn't really listening either. What did Bronwyn just say? She said that my toddler is ready for his binkies. So come on, let's hurry it up. Why didn't your toddler ask me for a binkie? I'm like the head of the Binky Society. Why wouldn't you ask me? I don't want to do this.

Okay, I don't want to be here with Bromwin. She can leave. It's like, no, you can leave, you can leave, you can leave, you can leave. No, you can leave. You're ruining Bronwyn's crying scene. No, see, why do you have to do that? Like, why do you have to fucking do that? Just like, shut off for once, okay?

Because I want to be here while Bramon cries. Why did you send a nasty ass text? Why did you send a nasty ass text to begin with? You guys, look, look at Britney and I hugging. We're even hugging. I hate Britney. And I'm hugging her. Well, you two fucking ruin each other's lives.

Does nobody understand that psychic just saw Todd in a jockstrap? Lisa, you are such a bitch. You say shit and you won't even listen. And now we go to Heather's reading. And Terrence is like, hmm, I'm going to give you a very specific reading. Okay, what I'm picking up is rebirth. Oh, God. I just got rid of those little bitches.

No, it's rebirth, rebirth. Oh, Reba. No, I never really listened to her music, but I love the idea that I'm going to give birth to her. Oh, wait, I'm getting a voice coming through. It says, how dare you? I said, Heather Dubrow, sorry. He's like, yeah, I really think that this is a time for you to, like, take back your power. Do you feel like Love's not working out for you?

Oh, my God, even the psychic knows I'm always single. What the hell? Wow. I love that very specific. Only a psychic could know information he pulled out there by saying that she needs to take back her power and she's having rebirth and love's not working out for you. I can't believe I can't believe he was able to pull out those things, those very, very specific comments about a lady. Yeah, but we really do expect too much of psychics. I mean, we're all kind of going through basic things, right?

It's like you can sit anybody down and be like, oh my God, I sense that somebody hurt your feelings lately. You know, of course. We're all going to be like, yes. I mean, somehow, like the UPS guy, probably, recently. But, you know, like we want like really specific things. You know, it's like, Ronnie, you really need to stop pulling lint out of your belly buttons and then putting it back in there to see how big you can make it get coming down. Like, I need something like that you really know me. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think also, I always thought a psychic would tell you what's coming in the future. psychic and um but like for someone to intuit something about me and then just give me advice when they don't even know me i'm like i that's fine but that's not special yeah i didn't come to you for anyone can do that look at what we do every single day you're giving second greetings on instagram i don't want your advice you know what i mean yeah exactly so uh back to the fighting you want this perfect image about you and you want to ruin everyone else okay you want

ruin everyone else. I never said I'm perfect. Lisa, Lisa, do you want to stay good with Angie? You know what? You are a fucking dark Hades bitch. Okay. You're, you're dark as Hades and it matches your dark hair color. She's like, oh yeah, you know what? You protrude evil. You're like, you're like, no, I don't. Yeah, you protrude it. No, no, I don't. You do. You protrude evil. I'm non-Hades. I'm anti-Hades. I'm like, you're like, you're like, no, I don't. I don't. I'm like,

protrude evil. What are other than even saying right now? Angie has an evil like dent coming out of her head. That's an evil protrusion. Lisa, do you want to be good with me? What? And Angie's like, you are such a cut fitness. And they're like, oh.

No, no, no, no, no. You can't say that. I'm in real estate. Angie. Angie, I'm pulling you away. Pick up my back cards and go to Nordstrom. Honey, and Lisa's like, Honey, I don't shop there.

Yoto. That's embarrassing to shop at Nordstrom. You do Nordstrom. I do Nord-Nordic vacations on a cruise line. I don't know. I lost my material there. Your boyfriend does it for you. I'm back, baby.

He says like, oh yeah, yeah? What about soup, madame? Batch, what about Superman, butch? I started laughing so hard when she said, what about Suitman, bitch? And then I had to rewind it to make sure that's what she said, because I didn't know what she said. And she did say, what about Superman, bitch?

And then she just stops and goes, what is Superman? Yeah, what is fucking Superman? Maybe it's like, I mean, is there something, isn't there something on Fangfeld with some of the things? Brittany is like, Sue, man. Does he know, Jared? Mary just is it a tartar? Mary's like, is it a tartar?

Because I will not eat that. The producer asks, what's a suit man? And Lisa's like, yeah, well, you know what? I think that's a question for Terrence. Yeah. Yeah, you want to know as a psychic about soup man. As God. I really hope this is Lisa's version of a Karen Huger on the fly fabrication, like when

Karen said, like, what it was? We've got a hot box and everyone and Sing Sing knows it, whatever that was. and then when she was asked about what was the deal with Sing Sing, she was like, I don't know, it just sounded good, so I said it. I love that, Lisa. Say what, say what Soupman is. And she's like, you know what, Angie, shut your fucking mouth.

You've got soup coming out of your mouth. Shorty, short soup lover. Close your legs to men who have soup. So close your legs to soupy men. Okay. And so then Heather, Lisa tries to go in and Heather's getting her basic reading or whatever. the guy's like basic that's what the read i'm getting is basic b does that mean anything to you

that's what they used to call me in college you're so talented why is lisa in here and lisa's like sorry sorry okay i'm got you know what i'm going back out there hey don't you talk behind my back don't you talk about are you saying i'm using someone's credit card why would you say that because i believe you went on a trip to greece and use someone else's credit card and how to pay it back my cards are all in my name all of them mary will you get my credit cards please i want to show her the year i got them stop stop both of you stop i'm fun again you said you believe she took another person's credit card for a vacation how is that any different from her saying she believes that you took money from america express man and he paid for your range rover yeah she stopped it yeah she stopped it you stopped it because

She started it. So what about that? What about that? Veronica Mars. What about that? She started at. She started it. Oh, my God.

Angie, stop talking. I solved it for you already. I have a fun time to. Guys, all shanté, am I right? Guys, we have another bottle that you haven't tasted yet. There's another bottle coming out. It's called Francais. Who wants Francaise?

Want some Francaise. Oh, so Angie and Lisa are arguing, and Lisa's like, I'm going to get prof. I'm going to get prof. So then Heather, Heather, take it Lisa and literally drags her over to Terrence. And Lisa's like, shut the fuck off. Shut the fuck on me. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Oh, my God. Are you reading cards? I love that. I love cards. I love that.

Do you like Freshwell? I got some new inventory if you want some freebies, y'all. So Terrence is like, okay. So who's the water sign? Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer. Scorpio, how did you know? It's my husband. Okay, well, how do you feel?

Why do I feel like you're rebuilding trust? And she's like, oh, my God, I don't know. I don't know. Oh. Well, it's like an elastic band and you guys keep snapping back together. Which, by the way, that's my way of saying, I think you guys are doing their rubber bands wrong. You're not really supposed to snap them into each other.

Okay. You need to figure out how to communicate. with each other again, because I also look at this and I go, you know, it feels like you have different paths. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, like when you shoot a rubber band off of a finger and then you go in a different direction, you should another rubber band off your finger. It's like two different paths. I think you're in like rubber band paths. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it's funny because like I said, you guys are like a rubber band that snap back together, but you're also on different paths, which doesn't make any sense because you're either snapping back together or going on different paths. What do you want to

take away from this reading? Yeah, I feel like there's true. That's true. But you know what? This is where I get emotional because I got to stop for a second because I don't want to cry. Hold on a second. Okay, I think I got it out of me. Okay, you know what, but like marriage is hard. Like, shot. Like, hold on. I'm not going to cry. Don't make me do it again. I just feel like, I just feel like John's like my best person. Like he's fine. And she does that thing where she just takes her finger and like flicks like a tear. She's like, yeah, he's like my person. But like, I feel like he's there, you know? And like, I just thank God. Every day. that John's not as short

because I really don't like sharp people, you know? He's like, yeah, John's your person, but you're not on the same team. Yeah, I think that that's true. I think it's true. Yeah, we've lately we've been on totally different pages. And now we see the crises in their marriage first a month ago.

John thinks that Jack can get an apartment and Lisa doesn't want him to get an apartment. Yes, your son needs his own apartment. You want that mophead back in your house? house. Oh, my God. Get him out of there. It's like I don't even know him anymore. He wants my son, who is college age, to live independently after he just spent two years living independently in a foreign country. Oh, who is this man? Oh. Yeah, sometimes it feels like we're like on totally different planets. And then we see

another flashback of Lisa telling John she feels alone in her feelings and he needs to take things more seriously. And Terrence is like, yeah, until you get back to your same team, you're going to feel like lost. She goes, oh my God. Like, you know what? I just feel some alone sometimes, you know? It's like John says that Justin Paltone

harassed him and I'm like he was just trying to be nice, you know? And now it's like a five-year fight that we can't get over. So Heather comes back to the table. Girls, what did I miss? Well, it was a lot of yelling and a lot of screaming and I've just been focusing on the one.

having a great time at the end of the court at the table. So Bronwyn's like, okay, someone has to stop. This is like yelling because Angie, Angie is like now she's seeing red. She can't even process anything. And she's like, so she can say things about me and I have to just sit here. Well, but here's the thing. You're going back and forth. They're digging up.

Yes, but I didn't dig up anything on her. I know. I'm having your back right now. But this is who she's always. been. Lisa's always been like that. And you were with her doing it. You never had a problem with Lisa doing that. And Mary's like, amen. Yeah. And so now to say, like, I've had enough. It's just a little bit crazy. Like, you're fine with the abuse. So you should love getting abused. But I've never dug up anything on anyone, Heather. My biggest thing that I shared with Meredith was that. And then

Mary just interrupts her. And it's like, yeah, but when, when Lisa would do this, you accepted it when you were her friend. Yeah. And Andrew's like, wait, Mary, you got to hear this. She goes, no, you got to hear me too. Because I'm talking too. She goes, okay, but no, listen to me. You always want somebody to listen.

Well, you listen. But you don't ever listen. And I'm saying something. I have got salmon children inside of me trying to come out. Do you not get it? Yeah. She's like, when she was your friend, you went along with it, Angie. So now Lisa is back.

And Angie goes in to get her reading. What did I miss? They keep on saying this. What did I miss? Was it more about my face? More about my business? I don't have a facelette, but I have 12 threads on each side, by the way.

She's so funny to me. She's like, okay. Hi, everybody. I'm back. By the way, I don't have a face left, but I do have a lot of threads. Okay, that's why I look so good. Okay, everybody.

I'm back. Now we've got to Angie and Terrence. And so he's like, okay, I see an expansion of your business. I see yourself wrapping yourself in what looks like a giant leaf and dipping yourself into some sort of a white sauce.

Oh yes, that is my plan for full body Dolma spa facials. So yes, how did you know that? I've only told John and Electra and people in Greece. This is wild. I've also got that you're coming out

with albums where you just do covers, but you change all of the lyrics to Zorba, Zorba, Zorba, Zorba, Zorba, oh, wait, there is one song called Olympia in here. That's interesting. Wait, I am seeing a track listing for it. Did you ever know that you were my hero?

That's fun. Did you ever know that you're my gyro? It's hero. Sorry. I've been trained by many Jack in the Box commercials. So Angie is, this guy's like, I'm sensing that you're coming out with product, which is a wild thing to say to a real housewife. And she's like, oh my God, how did he know that I'm coming out with product? It's like, because you're a real housewife and housewives are always coming out with products.

So Whitney is asking Lisa how it was at the reading. And she's like, oh, it was good. It was really God. Yeah, he hit on some things that was John that were like spot on. But it's good. Everything's fine. Yeah. Everything's fine.

She's just smiling. And everyone's like, uh, what happened to Lisa? I've never met someone quite like Lisa Barlow, but I've probably wasted too many brain cells. You could just send the sentence there, honestly. Trying to figure out. No, that was us who wasted the brain cells listening to your various personal epiphanies. trying to figure out why Lisa will only keep

its surface level with us and why she has to appear to be perfect like she just can't get real and be vulnerable sad it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappence commercial back to the reading

Terence is like so is June a travel month for you Yes, it is. My daughter rides horses and competes, usually in June. Oh, good. I was just wondering if I could crash at your place. Okay. But also, oh, geez, look at this. There's an injury. Uh-oh. But it's not your child. Your child's safe. It's the animal. I'm sensing. Horse injury. Be careful. Okay. Well, this is a good one. That's at least something you can. That's specific and unique. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. Good job. Parents. That's what I'm waiting for. be like you're going to prison you know what i mean i need him to like get things like that like you exactly you fake to robbery at your house you know i want like a final destination thing like oh don't get on that plane you know or like hey that horse you get injured i don't want to hear like

oh i i'm sensing you're coming out with product it's like well that has already happened so that's not exciting yeah or like the sylvia brown style you know i was just talking about sylvia brown with one of my friends like sylvia brown how she used to do or she'd be like okay i'm getting a B. I'm sensing a B. Oh, my husband's name is Bob. Yeah, Bob's ugly. Okay, anyone else next? Sylvia Brown just

rips people to shreds under the guise of spiritualism. So Whitney's like, well, what did he say about your friendships? Well, he's like, you get burned because you love people so big. And then I want to do everything for people, but it doesn't work how great

for me. By the way, he said none of this. None of that. So it just comes out lying. Lisa just saying Mary's like he said that she goes I'm paraphrasing so now it's time for Angie's out

Meredith's going to go back in and Angie's saying it was fun it was really positive it was funny in June he showed a horse and we do travel for Elektra's show but he said that it showed a possibility of an injuring the horse

so Electra might be riding another horse ah and Mary's like well I mean that doesn't mean it has to happen and she's like but you know horses do get injured So Lisa's like, okay, wait, I mean, do you feel bad about anything that you've said?

Do you feel, do you short people have like the ability to feel terrible? I already apologized. Sorry, I didn't hear it because I was all the way up here in the heights of being five, six. So Brown one goes, but you talked about her kid's product. And she said, and she talked about your husband scout dick. Don't go low like that. Come on. Don't go low.

that's probably what you should have thought about before you sucked your husband scout dick and i apologize for saying she sucks scout dick hi dad yeah you know what look i'm stopping i'm stopping okay i'm not gonna say another word about jo and then she's like but you did you did no but you started it because you started it because she sits there and she's like i'm sorry said anything but like you did it you started it oh my god let's fight five five five more more fighting more fighting more fighting and it's just so annoying and Whitney just walks lisa away from the table because they just keep starting over and over so um then lisa's like i grace the surface honey i graze the surface i don't have a fucking face left i grazed the surface you were not

cattle on a field i grazed that so mary is like okay let me let me let me talk to her let me let me talk okay i'm gonna just just calm down you're hurt just calm down she's a jealous fucking bitch and she won't stop okay we'll just find somewhere to solve it she's fucking five okay it's like talking to a toddler she's also like no taller than five five feet let's be honest so angie that angie goes in for her reading yeah i'm sorry andy goes in for hers and uh taran no action sorry angie does not go into hers oh meredith is getting her reading and angie goes in to get her props oh you're right yeah yeah i just saw angie goes in too yeah so angie goes in to get her big old huge tupperware of props so meredith is sitting there and terrence is like so i look at

to say and I say, God, someone is struggling with mental health? Is it benzos? Is it mental health? Is it a deeper drug? Do you have any in your purse that you could share with me? It was a long flight. And honestly, nobody's really giving me anything to work with here. Can I have some bills? You don't trust this friend's narrative. Don't let that pull you down. Live your honesty. It's like, very interesting. She does not believe it for one second. Yeah. Now Angie has her tub. She's back to the table with the tub. We're all wondering what it's going to be.

So she opens it up and there's a bottle of Vita tequila that's vacuum sealed. And Heather goes, oh my gosh, are we scrapbooking? Because, you know, in that moment she like genuinely thought that was going to happen. She's like, wait a second. I forgot to bring my bonnet for the scrapbook. I may not understand psychics or American Black Express, American Express Black Cards. But one thing I do understand is scrapbooking sister. And Bronwyn goes, this is a race to the bottom.

Okay, Bronwyn, we get the race to the, she's going to say this every episode now. Yeah, it's a race to the bottom. I also, I actually, it was the one who started it. Okay, I mounted it and then Bronwyn said it first, and I set it back and I was just saying it again. So I kind of like started the race to the bottom thing, yeah. This is so anti, though, to have a prepared thing and to just have the worst timing because Lisa's not even there.

Lisa's stormed out. So Lisa's like leaving and Whitney has followed her. So she's doing this without even having Lisa there. She's just like, you know what? It wasn't an appropriate time. So I'm going to do it anyway because I had it planned. So she's pulling out some books, the Vita, and there's a little horse that Lisa bought Electra at one point. So everyone's like, Angie, not the horse, not the sweet little horse, no.

And Brahman's like, I mean, the bigger insult for me here is that, not that Angie brings the gifts to return, is that Angie clearly never wants these gifts. That Vita is still vacuum packed. But to be fair, my Vita bottles from Lisa's also vacuum packed. So I guess we just all don't really like Lisa. So I thought it was Whitney that walked out Lisa, but it wasn't. It was Mary. So Mary's like, Lisa, you need to solve this. You're an adult.

Show them how to solve things. You need to go back there and show them how to do this. And Lisa's like, you're so motivational. Okay, I want 10% of your income. No, sorry. Sorry. I don't have that card anymore. Sorry.

So she comes back. And Mary's like, so why do we have Tupperware? Who has Tupperware? Is this a thing that people still use? And he's like, I thought since you took your product, you sent me money back, I brought you back the things you gave me. He's like, Anji, you just don't get it. No, I don't get it.

Anji, you're just upset that I'm working with Caritas. Oh, are you working with Caritas? I don't believe you are even working with Caristas. Oh, really? Are you tagging? Did you tag? Did you tag into it? No, because you're not working with Caristas.

You are not doing that. Lisa goes, okay, so who's my best friend? And everyone's like, uh, uh, actually that's a good question. And Angie goes, Ben Affleck. And actually what's funny is that like Andy, like, thinks for a long time. She like looks away and she ponderes. She's like, what should my comeback be? Ben Affleck.

Let's call the head of Karasas then, and we'll tell her how upset you are. You're really jealous. Okay, you know what? You guys both have beautiful fucking hair. Who cares? The only person with bad hair here is Brittany, okay? So into Whitney's reading. So Terrence is like, why do you feel like communicating is upside down in the home?

I'm because that's how I hang. Okay. Okay. I don't really understand. Well, for a while, I stopped being Whitney. I stopped drinking. I stopped getting piercings. I stopped using a pole. But now I'm Whitney again. So when I communicate, it's upside down. Mm-hmm. You kind of let the world take over. Instead of you taking over the world, you have to be your authentic self, okay? Yeah. while Rose Beauty was the only thing that made me feel equal in our marriage and looking back Justin showed no interest in it and I didn't realize how much I needed Justin's approval and how much it hurt me that he didn't want to be part of

Wild Rose Beauty cry it's hard because I love Justin but I resent him and I don't feel like I can talk to Justin about these things like wow so um you realize you're detailing a terrible relationship right now right like she's like she's like wow the only thing that made me feel like I was respected and equal in her marriage was for me to change exactly everything about who I am and I went into this this endeavor and he didn't even support me then so now I realize that I'm just going to go back to me and I think he'll like it I don't know because I can't even talk to him about things so anyway but from what we've seen on

show didn't just didn't was at all the events saying like they're going to put their life savings into her company which they did and then lost it so didn't just in kind to support the company i mean he put his life savings into it with you and yeah but he may not have been enthusiastic he also wasn't that part of his main company sole people or whatever the thing like he has an MLM company he's like an MLM person and then they rolled her company they rebranded her old company into whitney rose or wild rose and rolled that into a new MLM under his MLM. I think, I think this is how it's going. I don't know. This sounds weird to me because I think that they, I think it was both of their things. So I don't know. I'm confused about,

I'm so confused about MLM life, you guys. Someone needs to explain it to me because it's hard to know. But either way. She feels unsupported. She feels unsupported. So now back at the table, Anja, I didn't degrade anything your family. is doing. I didn't degrade cute Electra and her amazing horse hobby is. You degraded my business.

Okay, you go, guys, I love both of you in very different ways. And I feel like when I just diss Britney's hair, you guys almost didn't even hear that. And I just want to point out again that we all have great hair except for Britney. Does anyone want to laugh this time? No. That was funny. I love that she has no problem. Just like, guys, we need to be nice to each other, but I'm going to attack Britney every, every sentence I have. Brittany is such a fucking punching bag for these women. It is hilarious like they will just go out of their way out of nowhere just to take a swipe like like they'll be talking about something else entirely and be like you know just find some way to make it an insult on brittany and i love it and she doesn't even care this was so funny

brittany just kind of lot she like makes the thing like guys god we are such girlfriends aren't we she's just happy to be there yeah so lisa's like i got to go now bye bye so now she cuts through whitney's reading whitney's sitting there getting her reading and she's She's like, excuse me, excuse me, I gotta go. And Terrence is like, you've got a snake that you've got to get rid of. Is there someone you think is a friend that you can't trust? I'm sorry, do it? Has anybody seen my case? Has anybody see my case?

I don't know if there's a snake. It's getting closer. It's getting close. You, Terry, do you know where my keys are? The snake is breathing on my face right now. Do you know who the snake is? No, I don't know who you could mean. who could it be so now um angie is like i don't even want to know i don't even know what to say right now

you you guys all want me to like kiss the ring and i'm not going to sit here and be fucking made up and having her slinging mud at me i am sick of it greek tears greek tears greek tragedy it's fucking getting old i am not going to be fucking bullied wah-wah i am sick of this wow, blah. So now she says she's being bullied because they're all telling her she has to be nice and make up with Lisa. And I think her frustration is the typical, wait a minute, I'm fighting her. You all were fighting her, but now you've decided that you're going to make up with her.

So I have to make up with her and no one's on my team. It's like on Orange County where Shannon's like, well, how great. I guess everybody's friends with Tamara again. That makes me the asshole. Yeah. And I think Angie also, like there's something, like she has something where. um when she is feeling cornered she just feels like the world is against her and she's like trying to stand up for herself and be resilient and i think she like does not hear any reason so here she is

she's ranting and she's saying i am not going to be bullied into submission and then she takes the toy horse and she throws it behind her and mary's like oh and she's like you're going to hurt somebody angie angie you broke the horse and we see that the poor horse this leg was broken i don't know why this is so sad to me. This little cute toy horse that represented like a time of happiness in Electra's childhood. And now it's being used for fodder in this house. Why fight? And now it's lying on the ground of the enchante vineyards with the leg that's been shattered off of it. Sad. Well, glue doesn't just make itself then. So Mary's like, oh my God. That was Electra's horse. He's got to make glue to use glue on the horse.

So Mary's like, that was Electra's horse. So he was right. You got to give it to him. It was true. I think it's totally, this was a totally valid psychic prediction. The guy said there's going to be a horse that gets injured. And a horse literally broke its leg within the same episode. That was amazing. The most successful psychic moment ever to happen on Bravo. But she is degrading me. She's trying to make me look bad. Soup man. Yeah, who is the soup man? I don't know anybody that sells soup. it's a good question who sells soup in salt lake city like i can imagine in new york city with the Seinfeld thing that you go into a bodega and there's like a soup guy but like in salt lake city is there a soup man that's shit's funny so um angie's mary's like uh she's like these are my cards i have cards i have reputation you guys are no la less and now she's starting to spin out and mary's like angie nobody's worried about your reputation we know better now just stop it It's not taking it so hard.

It's not that deep. And so Mary's like, Angie's just in a blind rage. And I don't like being around that kind of feisty anger. It's just unsettling for me. And she's like, you're stronger than this.

I am stronger. That's why I am not going back to this shit friendship. You've gone back and you've gone back and you've gone back and you've gone back. And you've gone back and you've gone back. And I'm like, like, Angie. And the Mary's like,

what did you just say to me? Which I love when people say that. That's like a great, like, when someone says, what did you just say to me? you know you're really in trouble. That's a halting statement right there. Yeah, so she's like, you guys have all made up with her. And she's like, what?

And so now Mary's mad. And so now Mary's like, I'm not going to be mad at Lisa because you're going to be mad at Lisa. And this isn't cool. I got screamed out for trying to make peace. And she's like, Mary, you have made friends with her after she said horrible things about you. And Mary's like, I'm done with you. And now she storms out. Mary.

Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey. Mary. Mary, who just got upset that somebody got too mad over nothing. It's like, I'm storming out now. How dare you? Yeah. So Mary storms out through the, through Whitney's reading. Of course, Whitney is having the longest reading. She's just taking all her sweet time on this one. And now, now we just have Angie Heather Bromwin and Brittany at the table. And Whitney comes back. And she's like, I am not going to sit here and take it. I'm fucking not. I don't eat soup. I'm not doing anything illegal with anyone who sells soup. illegal. I think it was just an implication of an affair. But now she's like, I am, I am not running a drug

ring with someone who owns, who sells soup. I'm not smuggling soup. And so Heather does her whole like, well, Bronwyn gives a speech. She's like, look at me. I've had the same experience. I mean, Lisa shuts me down because she doesn't want to say not certain things. And she says things that are exaggerated or twisted. And you can only control yourself. And you don't have to take it, but you don't have to engage in it either. Okay? You don't have to engage in it. But do you see what she's doing and what she does over and over? I see it. We all see it. We are sisters in this group and we see things together. And that is our job as sisters that when we see something, we say something. But we all give each other grace. Yeah, but is this what friends fucking do? No, but we've been through a lot

together. We're women. Women who go through things. I love you guys. I even kind of like Brittany. And Brittany's like, hey. Thanks. What I am angry and heard about. Britney is pulling out cactus needles from her fingers from stroking it last week. What I am angry and heard about is that she's willing to go so low and she thinks that she's going to make me afraid and I am not afraid of her. Oh, you shouldn't be afraid of her. Oh my gosh, you guys, you guys, I have an announcement. Jared has texted me.

He's called me four times and he's texted me one, two, three, four. four, five, six times. I'm going to call him. Are you guys okay with that? I'm going to call Jared. No, don't call Jared. Don't call him. We're in a sisterhood.

Okay, be pissed. Remember, you're supposed to be pissed. We got your back. Hello, the dominant Osmond on the phone. Hello. Welcome. Hi, this is Bronwynne Report calling. I just want to say, do you pay Britney's bills?

Quick question. I have helped Brittany from time to time. Okay. Okay, well, that's great. Okay, Jared, she's going to give you up for Lent. So call her in May. Bye, it's over. See you.

It's nice knowing you. Bye. Guys, that was Jared. And they hang up on him. And they're like, oh, my God, Bronwyn, Jesus. And Bronwyn's like, as someone who's been accused of being a gold digger, wow, she could level up. I mean, we all see this, right? Like, I mean, it's like, crazy that I was even called the gold digger in the first place.

We really should talk about this a little bit more, guys. And Whitney does her. And song, where she's like, oh, the drama, but cheers, let's have some wine, some friends left quick tears through face. Is this Mary had a little lamb or camp town ladies, Whitney? Oh, the drama, but the cheers. Let's have some wine, some friends left quick tears through facelifts. It's like, oh, you were doing so well with Puff the Magic Dragon there, Whitney. you really just lost your way tears through facelifts but there's always next time okay now's the

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