Watch What Crappens - #3040 RHOM S7E20: Kneeful Things

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

Another triumphant season of The Real Housewives of Miami comes to a close. Marysol feels knee shame, Adriana hates aging, and Jody’s face moves a milimeter. We’ll always remember season 7. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. and welcome to watch what crap ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the glorious and handsome Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. Oh, hello, Ben. How are you?

How wonderful to see you. Wonderful to see you, too. How are you doing on this fine Friday? Good. I'm excited. My niece is coming in town with my sister and they're taking me to see Sean Mendez tonight. So I'm like fan girling and, you know, wondering how much of a creep I'm going to look like at this concert. You won't look like a creep at all, like Katsarani, just like looking at Sean Mendez's and drooling.

I mean, he is really hot. He is a hot, hot, hot young man. He's a handsome young man. I don't really know anything about him, but I'm very excited to go. Okay. You know what? I'm going to be with my niece, a screaming little teenager. It's going to be fun times.

The girls are coming in town. So I'm doing that. So I was vacuuming a lot. There's a giant fly in my, in my office right now. That's as big as a flying dog. And so I'm waiting for it to land near me so I can get it. That's my life. That's what I'm doing.

What's up with you? You need a Brooks Mark's tennis racket thing. I am, you know, in the throes of wondering whether or not I've poisoned myself, you know, which is a fairly standard state of mind for me. If you do this time. Okay, everyone. I'm bringing this to the podcast only because I couldn't find answers. on the internet. So I'm now appealing to the masses. This is a very specific did I poison myself edge case, but I would love to hear what people have to say about this. One of our listeners, Jennifer, she, I was roasting some vegetables last week. And one of our listeners, Jennifer was like, hey, in Turkey, we have these things called cosmetics that are these, you know about a cosmetic is? No, you talked about it. Yeah, yeah. I talked about it. It's like a cage that you put stuff in. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like a grill pan that you put on, like, you put on your burner on like a gas burner and it can hold more vegetables and you can roast them. You know, if you're roasting peppers or like an eggplant for baba canoes, you can blacken the skin very nicely. So I bought one from Milk Street and I was very excited and I decided to use it last night. And my range has like four burners, but in the center, there's like a center burner that's crazy. It's a crazy burner. It's like a double ringed burner. So there's actually two things to turn it on. And that's like, I think it's good for like walks.

Like I never use it unless I'm putting that walk down and going like crazy high. Or if I'm charing vegetables. So I put my cosmetic on the crazy double ring burner. And I put my peppers on there. And let me tell you something. This cosmetic was crazy. And like they started to black and like that. I was like, this is a miracle pan.

I've never seen anything like this. This is so much faster already. And it was great. And it's a black, it's like a black steel pan. hand and it's enameled though and like I noticed within like four minutes that some parts of it started to glow red like glow red and orange and I was like oh oh that I was like is that just part of the cosmetic experience and then I started to think oh maybe it's about to melt it's like molten metal and I have the things I'm about to eat like directly touching it so

then I got scared and then I lowered the temperature but I still kept doing it but I was like committed to it. I'm not pulling, I'm not pulling the peppers. Yeah, I got this pan. I got this new pan from Milton. I got the pan. I'm seeing this all the way through. So then when I, when I eventually removed the peppers, I noticed that in the black charring areas, there were some areas that looked almost like blue, like a chemically blue. And I was like, did I just like, did like the enamel melt onto the, onto the peppers? Was this a chemical reaction? Is this like normal? I messaged Jennifer, as she is now my queen of cosmetics, and she said, actually, that happens all the time when I just char like peppers on a grill, like it'll be black, but sometimes you even see

like this kind of bluish thing. But I'm still like very concerned that I did something chemically to my peppers. And I want to know from the masses, will I be okay? Are you dying? Am I dying? No, by the end of this episode, if you're like bleeding from the eyes or something, You never know. I mean, it could be a good Halloween episode. We lose Ben during a Miami recap. I did cool down the cosmetic and it looks kind of weird now. I think it clearly like is not meant for that high of a flame,

which I feel like what sort of grill pan are you that you can't deal with like any type of flame? I think if you don't smell something bad, then you're okay. And I know people are going to bring carbon monoxide, but whatever. You can kind of smell carbon monoxide, make an effort. Yeah. The pan looks kind of like weird now. It doesn't have that nice, clean, like, black sleek enabled look anymore. But I'll post pictures.

I would love to get, I'd love to get the advice of maybe a chemist for a smelter. Thank you. Come to our Instagram and tell Ben whether or not he's dying. Okay, everybody? Well, if you want these recaps on videos, we are on Crappins on Demand. If you want our bonus episodes, this week was a Southern Charm trailer, super fun. That's also on Patreon. And Mondays, we do Amazon Lives at 4 p.m. Pacific Time and every other Monday that we're not doing that, we do crappy hour.

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Sammy season seven. And it's been a great season. It's been a hilarious season. It's a season that is absolutely tanking in the ratings, which sucks. They're getting series low in their ratings. But that might just be overnights. That might just be overnights. That's what I read.

Ratings bravo.com or at Ratings Bravo on Twitter. On Twitter. Overnights mean nothing. Overnights mean nothing. It's all about like the live plus sevens. It's also like engagement. They don't care about overnights. Like let's praise.

let's let's be in a space of praise for Miami for a wonderful wonderful season let's let's remind people that this is the best I am shocked though I am shocked by this the number of people who when I say are you watching Miami they'll say oh I haven't started that one I really mean to or like I'm a few episodes behind which usually means you've watched one episode this season when people say I'm a few episodes behind that means they haven't watched anything or like I know that because that's what I say when people ask me about things like um you know like any other TV show the bear it is with the bear honestly it is what i do i'm like i'm a few episodes behind i've watched season one different season two thank you yeah but like for real i mean

it's shocking it's shocking that people sleep on miami like it's crazy yeah it's the it's one of the it's the best it's the best it's the best it's the best one to sleep on because it's the boutsiest they've got the most failures out of any it's the best all right so So here we are, Season 7, Episode 20 Reunion Part 3. We pick up where we left off last week. Larza has just, we've seen a clip of Larza making a comment about Lisa in Milan because she's like, oh my God. Like if your dad's, like, sick, like, like, why are you even, like, in Milan like, why aren't you look by your dad's side like? Well, Gina from Provalone cheese says, Larza was harsh by saying you should have been in Milan with your sick phone.

Remember that? Well, you know what? Let me tell you something. I'm going to get emotional. I get so emotional, baby. Okay, give me a fucking tissue. Get me a tissue. Okay, nobody knows what I had going on with my father and my history because I haven't talked

about it. And my dad would have wanted me to do that. He said, he would have said Lisa fly to Milan and walk in a shitty fashion brand show. Okay? And that's what he would have done. That's what he would have liked for me. My dad loved Zora. Lenny.

So she's crying because everybody's piling on on her. And nobody even asked her how she was doing with her father. And he's like, I did. I did. And Mary's all, I was like, well, I'm sure. I ain't. Not a full-fledged cast member. Not a full-fledged cast member.

Friend of is fine. Let me finish. Alexia, when your mother died, not only did I have empathy for you, but I wore a bright green dress for no good reason. And then after that, I had a whole point. party for you at my house that you weren't able to make. Because remember when they had like, apparently Lisa did have a

nice celebration of life for Alexia's mom at her house. But remember before then, everyone showed up in like black at like some memorial thing. And Lisa showed up in bright green. Everyone's like, Lisa, why did you dress in bright green? Lisa shows up in like a bikini and heels, you know? And

we see a clip of this party where Mary still's like, everyone needs to take a big thing for Nancy. These are favorite things. So they all take selfies with Sigs or something. And then Lisa's like, yeah, I even made everyone wear your mom's red lipstick. I mean, no one's been that creepy since Louis on Real Housewives of New Jersey. I did that for you. I did it for you. Oh, so we're comparing grief. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, no, you're not comparing grief. You're comparing the reaction to someone's parent dying. You selfish ass. Yeah. I think, I think actually Lisa does have a

point, which is like Alexia, when things like this happen to Alexia, she is justifiably given the space to mourn it and go back to it and use it to explain all her emotional reactions to things throughout the entire season. But with Lisa, they're like, get over it. But I also think the reason why they say that to Lisa is because Lisa has been kind of playing, again, whether justifiably or not, she's been playing the divorce card for like a few years now. And I just think that people don't want to let her have cards anymore because she's our she's been able to see what you do with the cards you're no longer playing cards she's like at the casino they've like you've been counting the cards you're out we your divorce is annoying so your dead dad is going to get in the backseat

okay it kind of i think that's kind of as that because they've had to like over index on sympathy for the divorce and so now they just don't have capacity to like feel bad for her when she never even talked about her dad and when talked about how her dad had she had no relationship with her dad and now suddenly they have to like make hold space for her now in a way like when it's like where did this come from i'm not saying that they're right in fact i think that like they may even be wrong but like i think that's why they're just kind of like okay too much lisa yeah i think she's saying listen you know you guys complain about me crying too much so i don't even cry and then now but now you're going to make shitty comments about my dead dad and like me and my dead dad like what the

fuck larsa and larses like yeah but like we weren't in a really good place like and like i think that like i feel like you were like just like trying to make me feel bad for saying that yeah you should feel bad for saying that what the fuck is wrong with you that's wrong it's like you see what you did there i wanted to make you feel bad you're piling on me you're piling yeah but like let's be honest, we all thought that. When Larsa said that to Lisa, she's like, well, what are you doing here? Why did you go back? Because, you know, she had a real voice. She's like, well, why don't you go back? Why are you with your dad right now? We all were kind of like, yeah, like, why are you like, all, would you fly all way Italy when you're, if your dad is like on his deathbed, you know,

it feels weird to be to use the, my dad's on a deathbed card while you're on vacation, you know. I mean, people process things in different ways, you know, people, she may be having an avoidant moment. I get that. But like, I think a lot of us. We're thinking what Larissa said. She had major problems with her dad. Wasn't she hit that when she was really young and stuff like that? I think that's her backstory. Yeah.

So I don't think you have to go sit there for mean people, like people who were mean to you and that later apologize personally. Right. But especially she was saying like, how could you say this to me, Larissa? My dad is on, like, I'm dealing with a lot. My dad is on a deathbed. So she's like, well, then why are you like? Well, you could still be dealing with someone. You could still be sad about someone's death while you're on a runway show in Milan.

What the hell? Like, why is it? Why do I have to choose a set to be sat on? Fashion cries for no one. I'm allowed to cry in Milan. I'll cry wherever I want to. This is an internet. Ever since we have the internet,

we're in an international community now. This is a global community. I can cry with him on FaceTime. Fuck off. I'm putting on this outfit and I'm walking for my Instagram photos. Have you met Kelly Katrown and you're going to say you're going to cry during a fashion week? No, thank you, sir. That's not going to work.

It's not going to fly. Kelly. But like, I wrote you like a message like, and I, like asked you how you were doing like and she's like this is about my dad let me talk let me talk okay but enough enough you know because like you've been talking like how much dead dad do we have to take today this is like nuts andy if if dead dads were like tequila shots we'd be on the floor okay because like that's all we've been swallowing like give me a break i mean alexia saying enough is enough is wild when alexia stubs her toe and it's a telenovela

for three years in a row i know it's just like a lot i stopped my toe right in front of frank and he had to see it it was just like so embarrassing And I was just like, why does it have to happen this way? It's like, I'm going to try so hard and I always stub my toe. Like, oh my God. Oh, my God. Enough is enough. We're allowed to grieve.

We're allowed to grieve. You got to grieve for it. You know, and guess what? I was only allowed to grieve for a year during a divorce. And guess what? I'm still grieving. It's still going on. But you don't want me to talk about it.

So I don't talk about it. Lally. And you know what? I keep it to myself. And people don't know what I'm doing. because nobody has me questions anymore. And I just love Lisa because she's so Botox that even when she's like legit upset, her face looks so crazy.

It looks like she's trying to squeeze out a twig. Like there's, I don't know what's happening, but she's like, yeah, she does this thing with her eyelids. It becomes like a, like a cartoon fish. And she's like, oh, oh. Botox wasn't made for crying. I think Botox makes you look so nice in multiple ways. Like when you're laughing too hard or stuff like that,

but crying now. No, it's not good. Now, let me, please don't, I don't want anyone to get confused by what I'm saying. I fully believe that Lisa has a right to mourn her dad and like she should be allowed to mourn her dad without like eyes being rolled on the show. I just think that she's, it's just also so funny when she's like, I was only allowed to mourn my divorce for a year. That's all I was allowed to. I was like, lady, you have been mourning your divorce on this show for like three or four years now. okay like the way she acts like she's been pent up in a little box i'm like every time you open your

mouth it's about your divorce your divorce or and now it's your dad but like it's still going to go back to your divorce well i mean i just think she's fighting with people who are really insensitive monsters and she's not going to win by crying like they don't even care that you're crying you know she's sitting there like my dad died and lexie is like oh yeah you know what but same though same though i feel the same yeah i feel the same and that's the point i'm trying to make it's like You crying? Like, I feel like crying right now. What about that? Okay. Okay, Alexia. You know, Jesus, why can't you just say, okay, sorry, we didn't mean to be insensitive?

I don't know. That's a strange concept. So easy. On this show. Sorry, I didn't mean to be insensitive. Well, I want to know what happened in the elevator in Sevilla because cameras were not there. And they've all been fired, by the way. Okay, they're all dead. So then we see a flashback of Larza telling Julia in the elevator that Jody started texting her. And Julia is like, well, you're in the elevator and you talk to Lisa and you tell her about things that provoke her.

And that's probably why she called Jody. And so they're talking about that. And Andy's like, well, what happened? And Julia is like, Lars, to be honest, you snap. And you said something to Lisa again because you're feeling it. And Lisa replied, thank God the door opened. and we walked out and Jody started texting her again and again and he wouldn't stop. And Jody is in the dressing room just watching and he's reacting in some way, but it's very like Mona Lisa.

I think we have to kind of project what sort of emotion it is because his face is fully frozen with Botox. And I think he still is in the throes of lockjaw. So he's like, yeah, he's kind of shaking his head, but it looks like he's just sitting on a car dash going over bumps. He's just kind of like... Yeah. So... I just figured it's not wholeheartedly. There's a big severity of this issue

that she wants to skip over and only talk about how Jody's texting her. The insinuation of what Jody was doing on or what Jody was doing or on is the issue at hand. And then we see a flashback to everyone looking at Jody's picture with his eyes and it's like,

oh, how big on his eyes? At least it's like, when I saw that footage, I was disgusted. Going in on Jody was so unwarranted, and then you chimed in, and you chimed in, and you chimed in. But about what? When you said, how big were his eyes, how could you even say that? Well, in my culture, in my Russian culture, that's what we say.

If somebody is as big a, if somebody is angry, we say, how big is their eyes? Oh, really? A very, very popular Russian proverb is how much cocaine in nose. I'm talking. And Julie's like, how big are your eyes? D.C., what do we say? It's like, excuse me, you incendiated that he was on something. And Larsa's like, yeah, but like they'd like that.

Like, because like you were talking about like you see in your apartment that had nothing to do with me. Like that, I didn't have anything to do with that. I don't have anything to do with air conditioning. And so we see the clips of Jody being like, want to come back to my bedroom. Oh, God, E.C. Yeah, we're going to do shots in E.C. in my bedroom. Like, oh, yeah, was your bedroom?

Get that AC at my fucking nose. He's like, yeah, I want to rail some AC? Yeah, fucking. It was just air conditioning. No, it's, I'm sorry. Just reading the dialogue back, no one ever talks about air conditioning in that way. We're going for a shot and some AC. People don't like go for some AC.

Like, it's just such a strange way. Like to say it, to go for some AC really sort of makes it seem like a distinct. quantity of something and people don't talk about air conditioning in that way. I'm sorry. It just doesn't make any sense. Here's my thing. People have a right to do coke in their bedroom if they want to. That's his birthday party. I mean, they're saying that it was so hot in the apartment and the AC was in a smaller room so they could cool down or whatever. So whatever. But I think they're allowed to go do coke in his party if they want to. And it's so hypocritical for everybody on this cast to be like, oh my God, cocaine. Larissa, you were with a Cokehead. We just saw

your boyfriend get arrested, your fiancé or whatever, get arrested doing a mountain of coke during breakfast on a yacht. So let's not act like you're some stranger to cocaine. You're always all wiping your nose and got runny noses. I'm looking at you, Mary Saul and Larissa. So everybody acting, and you've got cocaine cowgirl over there, Alexia. You guys being judgmental about cocaine as Miami denizens is hilarious. And also, Jody's face always looks like a crazy Cokehead's face. It's just how he was drawn. Yeah. Justice for cocaine. users. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and's commercial. I don't think they are, they're like in a tizzy about the cocaine. I think that what they don't like

is Lisa trying to gaslight them and saying, oh no, it wasn't cocaine at all. It was truly air conditioning because they all know what it was. We all know what it was. And Lisa would be like, it was air conditioning. And she's got above and beyond. Well, it's an illegal substance. What is she supposed to come on and be like, yeah, my, my boyfriend's a rating cocaine and he was doing coke all night. No, I think you just, you just let it die on the vine. You let the audience be like, the audience like sort of laughs and gives each other knowing winks and jokes. And then you just sort of move on and like whatever, everyone knows exactly what it is, et cetera. But Lisa's like Jody's answer, because after all that happened, Jody came on Instagram or something.

and was like, what if I was doing cocaine? We live in Miami. Everybody does cocaine. But it wasn't cocaine. It was air conditioning. That's a good answer, actually, because it's sort of taking, it's like, gives like a little, like, you know, sort of takes the teeth out of the accusation. But I think it's that, like, Lisa is so adamantly defending this air conditioning situation that they just don't want to deal with that, that bullshit. And Gertie's a good friend, too, because she's like, yeah, they needed the air conditioning because they were cooking steak at the house.

and it was very, very hot. So. You know what? You need to say sorry, Larsa, because you fucked up. You know, I'm sorry for not unfollowing Marcus. My bad, I should have done that. I wish I did. But you have a lot of things that you should be saying sorry for.

All right. Well, what do you want to apologize for? Well, where should we begin? I don't know. That's on you because you're the one who said, just a lot to apologize for. You know what? I was expecting to get this far in the conversation.

I know all she had to say was what I did. just said accusing my husband or my boyfriend of doing cocaine but she just gets lost she's like wait i got to name things all right hold on let me think of things this is the part where alexia interrupts me and i don't get to talk for the next 45 minutes oh i have something to say me too me too yeah that's how i felt too i feel that way too and i kind of feel it in the bigger and brighter way because i'm like to start you know what it is it hurt me and jody's relationship We've had nights where I don't want to give you that much power

But we have nights where we almost broke up over it Thank God We had cocaine to make it fun again Honestly Could you imagine if that happened Imagine Jody talking to his bros Like a year later sitting at the bar sad You know tears in his beer

And like hey man what's going on? I think the one that I love She got away What happened? Larsa Pippin Oh man sorry about that Yeah Larsa Bippen accused my air conditioning

of being on cocaine, bro. We had to break up. It was because of his reputation. That's why. That's why. It was his reputation. Yeah, because his reputation was on the line, you know, because of the problems. Wait, let me ask you a question.

If you could apologize to Jody backstage, would you do it? But yeah, but like, yeah, but like, look, I don't want to make, like, my friend upset anymore because, like, I feel like this has gone on. I feel like, for far, like, too long. Like, I'm not going to apologize. to Jody, like, I'm not going to not apologize to Jody to make my friend happy, but so like,

I'm not going to, not going to apologize, not going to. Does that mean I'm going to apologize and that I'm not going to apologize? Me too. That's how I feel too. I like this, bro. I like this. This is good. Let's get some cockies. I was just looking up with Jody's job because I forgot what he actually does. I guess he's a, um, a tech entrepreneur. Looks like he has a job called Postalize, um, which I don't know what that is. that like a way to like revolutionary like revolutionize innovate like postits or something like that but it's i'm like he has linked in posting lies is kind of like housewise bread and butter so he fits right in but i just like that he's he's basically a tech bro it's an all yeah they have

their app i have to make divorce easy divorce fun making divorce fun again introducing the world's first proactive relationship management i guess it's something with AI with with law firms whatever you're meaning to tell me that a tech bro, essentially a tech bro entrepreneur in Miami, like his reputation's going to be ruined because he was accused of doing Coke in the bedroom. Yeah. What a tech bro? Never a tech bro in Miami. It's reputation.

His reputation. Nobody thinks tech bros to Coke. So now we talk about vacations and how Lisa, Lisa missed the plane and had to take a bus, a train, a taxi, a subway, a hike, a bicycle. Every plane, train, an automobile possible to get to Sevilla. And how she was talking about, like, it's so difficult as an immigrant. No one understands what it's like when you don't know the language. And so Andy's like, babe, how long have you lived in Miami?

And she's like, ah, 16 years, almost 17. He's like, and you don't know a lick of Spanish? She goes, yes, I do. Like, hold on. Oh, la. Yeah, Venito on Miami. I think Lisa, Lisa, that's crazy. I mean, look, I get it.

I mean, I've been in, I've been, well, I don't know. I mean, I've been in Los Angeles for like 24 years. And, you know, I haven't picked up that much Spanish, but I've tried. And like, every now and then, I hop on like, do a lingo and I start doing the Spanish lessons, et cetera. Like, at least I attempt. But I don't think that Lisa is a suit. So camisa is a blue. So camisa is a soul.

I've, I've, I've made a lot of proclamations about who has apples. People don't realize this, but it's like, Sal, like you have a manzana. Everything is about monasana. Tell me you haven't gotten past chapter A minus. I have gotten every, they really need to change up duo lingo, though. You're right. Because everything is like, the man is wearing a blue shirt and Sally has an apple.

Like, I don't give a fuck about Sally's apple. Tell Sally to get a ding-dong. Apples are in no way to live. And the way they say it to you as if they say it like they're like they're divulging a secret. Like Sally has three apples. And you're like, okay. She likes yellow. I'm like, okay.

He doesn't like yellow. I'm like, oh, okay, fine. All right. Relax. I'm fine. Starting conflict. I know there's like gossiping about like these children Starting conflict between Sally with an apple and the guy in a blue shirt

Yeah I definitely think I can like I can sort of like I can't read Spanish necessarily but I can sort of like Butts my way through reading it but in terms of me even just now sitting here being like Oh let me create I can't I honestly can't sit here and say create a Spanish sentence for you Like he like the boy likes apples I can I could read it and I could translate it but I couldn't say it i'm like confessing all my spanish yeah well that's okay i'm sorry everyone i can't articulate it you're forgiven all right any volunteers to teach lisa some spanish

and kiki's like i volunteer okay i know how to say this dildo dildo dildo dildo dildo that's a spanish no punga tupinga on me chocha and it's like okay does that mean don't put your dick in my I love Andy grilling Lisa about not picking up a like a Spanish when Andy has like clearly spent last night memorizing his like opening lines. He's like, Ola, me amigos. Sua asked ladies. Yeah.

But it's funny because people only know Spanish based on what they need it for, right? So like a lot of people will know it like to boss people around. Like if you work in, you know, kitchens and stuff like that where a lot of Spanish has spoken, you know, how to be like, for favor, Necessitae or whatever. So you know how to say things that you need to, only to get by. And I love that Andy clearly doesn't know Spanish, but he knows all the dirty shit. He's like, oh, wait, you want to put your dick in my butt, my butt crack? Wait a second. You want to swallow my load? Sounds great, daddy.

I have a nice reserve. He really knows how to say, oh, you know. He's like, oh, I can say, I have a nice little reserve of Spanish from like, 90s pop songs like that one song that was like no tan i got no tango di nero cabaretto so can you help me out you're like using macarena in any sentence that you're like don't be it's all the macarena i'm so white and i was like oh my god this guy again um so then we get to kiki eating wacky things on trips this year she nearly gagged on an oyster wasn't that hilarious and um she's like Well, I feel like if I wasn't going through celibacy, I would have been so used to it going down my throat.

But at that moment, my throat was so dry, Andy. And Julie is like, oh, but oysters are so wonderful. It's my favorite thing. We know, Julia. I need to teach you a puppet oyster. I'd say, give you small water pocket. Okay. All right.

Well, that was not that interesting. So. Thanks. Whoever put an oyster segment in here. Okay. Glad there's three episodes long still. All right. Well,

the strips were not all champagne and jazzercise. Stephanie Julia fan the flames between Alexia and you in Spain. Remember that when Julia did that? Let's look at a clip. And we're back. So boy, that did not land, Julia. Oh, I know. I know what these not land.

No, I'm talking about Alexia and Marisol make it on the plane landing in Marbaea. It did not land. They never made it, huh? That was a joke. And Stephanie's like, well, it's because I was getting to know you. And we had a great time at dinner with Martina talking about how our family members won't speak to both of us.

Like my sisters hate me. Your daughters hate you. I mean, that was great. Wait, I'm sorry. Who was I, who was a dinner with? Oh, yeah. And your daughters hate you. You know, and that trip was not going to happen unless I did it. And for you'd have just made it worse for Lexi and I by talking behind, you know, by tattletailing. I mean, that really was just and she's like, you're absolutely right. I'm going to give it to you 100%. My comment was silly. You know, sometimes they say like in Russia, brainfart. This is what we do in my country, you know. It's a problem when we tarotel on our friends in country with white eyes.

Why dies? Yeah, it was a real brain fart. It was you currying favor with the ladies you've been trying to get in with who, by the way, are going to drop you like a bad habit the moment that it's convenient for them. So Lisa's like, can I ask you a question? Where was this energy from these two when they didn't come to Marbeia? Okay, because remember, remember everyone was mad at me for being late? They didn't even go to Marbea.

So, which I think is a fair point. I think we've been wondering why Julia was so chill with them being, like, just not even going to the most important part of the vacation, but like getting so mad at Lisa for being late. And Julia's like, oh, because Speed Trip and Sevilla was for Alexia, but Marbea was for me. Don't you understand? Logic makes no sense, right? But that makes sense to me, right? So it was important for you in your two new besties weren't there for you? It's like, you know, but I wanted to concentrate on myself for once. me, Julia, who never concentrates on herself. Me, Julia, who just had an opera party slash

foster care party. So I could sing the opera. Biggest bullshit from Julia. Well, some of the biggest bullshit. I mean, everything's bullshit these days from her. But like, you got, she, if I remember correctly, she really got so mad at Lisa for being late because she was saying, she doesn't understand how important these trip is for me.

You couldn't get on a plane in time for me. You couldn't do this for me. Like everything. And this was just about. about like, oh, no, Lisa missed an afternoon of drinking cocktails at the Ramada lobby bar. But now, like, when it's actually fully going to Marbea, she's like, oh, it's okay. I wasn't focused on anyone else. I was just focused me on the two gays in Marbea.

Like, this is bullshit. Just the idea that Julia, you know, never concentrates on herself is hilarious. So Mary Stoll's like, well, I don't know why you're calling me your best. We're just getting to know each other. But I wanted, oh, thanks a lot. but I wanted to ask my friends to be Godfather. And that was my point. I would want my friends to be there with me.

Absolutely. I would want, but they were not. So what can you do? And Lisa's like, oh, but you got a lot of energy for me. I saw the footage. I personally think, actually, a bigger question is where, like, you nailed Gertie to her cross for not getting onto a Zoom in time. And yet these two ladies just full on skip out on what you call one of

important days of your life. So I don't understand that. Is this where Stephanie yells, where she's like, wait, wait, can I talk for it to me? Yes, this is out of nowhere. She's like, she's silent. And then all of a sudden, she acts like she's been talked over. Everything is like just typical banter. And there's like, can I cover a damn? Like, whoa, Stephanie. But I want to clear the air from this horrible misconception. Is it really that bad to fly on show my air with the rules? Did you have fun? Like, was it that crazy? Oh my God. It wasn't just your rules about not pooping on the plane. that you were threatening to leave half the cast

off of the plane once you were already there, you little fucking, what's the short person who gets mad? The short person who just said Napoleon? You little freaking Napoleon? Yeah. Who is the one who just said imp on Bravo? Oh, was it? It was

Stacy called Ashton Imp, which I thought was so funny. What was so funny is that Stephanie is like, everyone, shut up. She screams, like she has this really salient point. And then she's like, can we all agree writing on show my air was pretty good? It was fine, right?

I was like, that's really? That's why you halted everyone to say that. So, yeah, we see footage of them on the plane dancing and it was really great. And Marisol was like, listen, Stephanie, it wasn't about the rules. When we sat down to do the plane layout and we're deciding, oh, we're going to put Kiki in this room, far away from Adriana and all that stuff. You know, I started to feel like everyone's going to be. It's just more feels like solitary confinement.

You're calling so many shots. I didn't like it. And she's like, well, have you been on a private jet because there's no solitary confinement in a private jet? Well, the way that you were drawing out that thing, it looked like you were shoving people in their own private rooms where they were not going to be talked to. You were the one he made the drawing. And like, I think there's also an element of, sorry, I think there's also an element of, I think of Stephanie was 100% on a power trip. We all agree. And I think there was also an element of like, not only was she on a power trip, she's in no position on this cast as a.

a newbie to be on a power trip. Like if Alexia had done it, I think Marisol had been like, this is a great plan. I mean, wasn't it just like a few episodes prior that they literally split up to into two yachts, which is kind of not that different, be like, okay, this person goes in this yacht, this person goes in this yacht. We keep these people away from each other. So like, they're not opposed to micromanaging a luxury travel experience. Yeah, that's true.

But I do think that they are different because, Stephanie is and was on a power trip, but it was that she's a newbie on a power trip. And they don't like some new person coming in and saying, this is how it's going to be. I think you're right. I think Mary Sol and Alexi are like, I'm not going to be bossed around by this newbie. Let's show her who's boss and not go on her stupid trip, right? Yeah, but a freshman telling a senior how to act. Yeah.

And they're also wrong in that when Stephanie did that, they could have just called, they could have just said either right then and there when they were with Stephanie. Listen, Stephanie, dividing people and threatening that they can't come back. on the plane, it's just really uncomfortable. Like, I don't want to get stuck in Marbea. I don't want to get stuck in Marbea if you're going to kick half the people off the plane. Like, we'll just take a train or something because I don't even want to deal with this. Like, you're being annoying with your plane. But they don't.

You know, they slink off and then they don't say anything. And then they try and power trip her by just not showing up and writing some snotty little text. And that's where Alexei and Mary Sol go wrong because they're obviously being mean girls. And then Mary Sol shows, even though Stephanie kind of deserved it, you know. But then Mary Sol shows up like, why? what I do, we just didn't want to go instead of having the gonads to just say, I didn't like what you did, and I didn't like your attitude, and that's why we weren't going to go. We thought you were being a little fucker, so.

Yeah, and I think that also, like this is where Marisol gets the reputation of being a manipulator, because like you said, she should have said at that moment, hey, Mighty Mouse, this is all great, but this is just not the way we should really be conducting it. Let's just all go, have a good time, let's not worry about it. We'll keep each other in check. This is not the way we act as a friend group. but by her just nodding and then the next just like being non-confrontational and saying we're not going to go and then it is a little bit of a power like a power play by her and alexia and that is inherently a manipulation if you are you are not participating in order to sort of elevate yourself or to create separation between between you and someone you think is acting crazy and now there is a narrative that stephanie was being crazy with the plane you've now manipulated a situation whether it was like super intentional or not that is what you've done and it gets

worse because stephanie's like well it also hurt me that from what they said you tried to convince everyone not to go she's like no no no and adrian was like yes yes she's like no there were only three of us together and gertie's like such a liar she is such a liar and so alexia's like well we said maybe we shouldn't go on your plane under that circumstance but we would still want to be there for julia so we were going to take a train to marbea That's what, that's what it was. That's what it was. We were just going to take a train.

So it wasn't person. Then why didn't you take a train? Then why didn't you take a train? Especially if you're saying so much that like Marisol or Marisol, Marisol made it sound like they decided to hold back because Alexia needed like a private day. If you're on a train, you're going to have a lot of time to chill out and talk and have a private time. So that's kind of bullshit too. Like you don't say you were going to take a train and then you don't even take the train.

If you were going to take the train, you would have taken the train. Well, the point was you guys just didn't communicate with her at all. Instead, you just, like, gave her the silent treatment and didn't show up and sent her some little shitty text, like, right at the last second, you know? Yeah. They're jerks. So, um, and Stephanie kind of deserved it because she was being a jerk. Like, I would have been the Alexi and Mary Sol in that position, but I would have said you're being mean. And I don't want to go on your stupid plane if you're going to, like, you know, make me feel bad about it.

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And so they do that. Is Kiki's dad hot or not? They're hot. Does Jody have Furby eyes? And everyone just kind of get everybody just kind of cringes because it's just like, Lisa's just crying that you guys are making fun of her. This is so Andy. She's like, please.

Stop bringing Jody into it. And he's like, does Jody have four-by eyes? Yes or no? Because he's a gigantic Coke head. Yes or no? They're too nice to say anything, to say, to say yes. They're like, uh, all right, is Stephanie spying on her parents creepy or cool? And they're like, what, what are you even talking about?

It's like, oh, it's a reference to like one passing comment in a confessional from earlier in the season. And so they had to show it. And Stephanie's like, oh my God, I didn't spy just set up their cameras. This is outrageous. Oh my God. I'm like America's favorite right now. So, yes, they're twins. It's official.

They're twins. So, all right. Okay, I want to move on to Cake Gate. Kiki, the equation you wrote on the cake was 32 times two minus five equals 59. Larsa, you can come back to us. She gets a little confused when math gets involved. Okay. All right.

Welcome back, Larissa. Sorry, that was scary, like. Did you know how that was going to land with her calling Adriana Old? And Kiki's like, well, now that I look back at it, it does look mean. and I heard Ratchet in that moment, okay? And my instant pushback was you're too old to be talking like that because I'm the type that I'll just hit you where it hurt. But to be honest, it was not coming from a malicious place, blah, blah, blah.

And so Adrianna's like, oh, my God, do you think it's easy to age? Oh, my God. You're talking to a real housewives cast and a model. Of course she knows how hard it is to age. Yeah, this is the wrong audience, Adriana. especially when you were like aging like magnificently and you're going to be like oh do you know what it is I mean this is a lady who is literally pushing 60 she is going to be turning 60 and she looks like fantastic you're a stem cell in a wig you look amazing what are you talking about

and he's like well does this does your opinion change when you see that geeky had no ill intentions just but it was hurtful nevertheless because you know at first I made it very clear gertie had even months before I even offered to throw me a birthday party and I never want a birthday party. I never celebrate my birthday and it because I don't want to feel like that. I don't want to feel like someone you have to just buy a coffee machine for, you know. And I literally the last party I had, I was 15, who is my kinsignara? Oh gosh, I don't believe that whatsoever. In fact, I'm sure we could probably find some evidence of her having birthday parties over the past,

you know, 40 something years. I just think it's funny thinking of her like at 16. being like no i don't want a birthday party please please i'm being 16 just kill me now oh my god aren't you fucking kidding me right now she's talking about old old age you know like she called me an old whore and i have old lady knees she did that to me and we see that yacht trip where it was basically an hour of adriana been like old horny's wrinkly old knee stupid knees knees of an old grown. Maybe you should do something about your skinny knees, you old whore with your wrinkly needs. I still yell at at Bueller when he's like taking too long to pee or something.

So Andy's like, okay, well, given how sensitive you are about age, aging, you know, the word old, you know, getting crow's feet, waddles, etc. It's like, please, I need no more. He's like, okay, well, do you think it's okay to come to come with Mary's soul? about her old wrinkled knees. Can we get a close up of Mary Sol's knees, right? The camera just closes up on Mary Sol's knees and just stays there and keeps cutting back to them, which is hilarious.

When she's showing off tonight, do you think that's hypocritical? Another shot of the knees. Can we draw some eyes on the knees and maybe a frowny face? America, in case you're looking, that is not the Game of Thrones map. Those are Barraco's veins on her knees.

All right. So, Adriana's like, Well, the reason why I said it was just, it was my intention to hurt her. And I love how when Kiki says, you know, I only called you old because I knew I wanted to hurt you, like, I want to say the worst thing to hurt you. And Adriana was like, but it was hurtful. That was still so rude of you. But then when Adriana is called out for calling Marisol old, she's like, well, I wanted to hurt her. So I don't see what's wrong with it.

Adriana's excuse is so funny. She's like, yeah. Well, it was, it was hurtful because it was supposed to be hurtful. That was the intention. She's like, I was removing myself from your presence. Well, it's not easy. You should know that. You should be a little more sensitive about it about my age.

Mary Soul's like, well, you didn't make it easy for me. I'm going to have surgery on my knees, literal surgery on my knees because he made me feel so bad about it. Can we get a close-up of my knees? Andy's like, can we get a close-up of that baseball glove that looks like it's been left out in acid rain? Mary Soul's knees. Okay. Hey, can we get a close-up of that conical sharp-hap? dog right there on the set. Oh, that's her knees. Never mind. I'm sorry. Can we get a close

up of this paper machet balloon? Oh, I'm sorry. That was Marisol's knees. Right. Hey, can we get a close up of that dried up riverbed that sometimes fills up with flashflots? Oh, it's Marisol's knees. Sorry about that. And she's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Kiki's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Marisol said she's going to have knee surgery. She said, she said that. Yeah, I'm going to have knee procedure because I just feel so uncomfortable literally the rest of the season I wore panty holes well you shouldn't and he's like well what procedure you're doing on your knees well it's called renew vion and it's gonna help me get knees uh so because I'm really self-conscious about the wrinkles on my knees now there's nothing wrong with your knees nothing at all nothing

wrong as we say in Russia why are your knees so smooth that is great compliment Her knees open so wide. This is what we say in Russia. And I love that she's plugging Renovion because she actually did go get that on her Instagram. You know, so she's getting like the deal, the free deal or whatever. Well, probably Renovion probably reached out to Marisol and was like, hey, we'll give you a free knee thing if you want. She's like, sure, I'll do it. And now she's probably saying like, now I feel so self-conscious about my needs.

I actually cannot believe that Marisol felt self-conscious after Adriana about her knees. I think that she just got this deal, and now she's milking it. And she's like, well, I am doing my knee, so I might as well use that and get some sympathy for it. Hmm, looks interesting. A thin probe is inserted under the skin, RF energy and helium plasma are released, creating a controlled heat that contracts the collagen fibers in the skin. I mean, let's do it. Where can you do it on me? Just pick a spot.

Maybe the back of my arm, like the back of my elbows or whatever. So now they go on a... I guess that wouldn't be the back of my elbows. That would just be my elbows. Yeah, my weanus. I want weanus talks. Hey, what's wrong with your wrist? You know what?

This is so embarrassing. I went to the gym on Sunday and I literally picked up a 20 pound weight which is like not like, this is not like bodybuilder stuff. And my wrist was like, no thanks. And it's like, I basically strained my wrists. And now it's like aching.

And I have to like we're a splint. And it's annoying because, I was like all into going to the gym this month and now I can't even. Well, I don't want to scare you, but I'm looking up an article and it says if you eat food that has been over charred and turns blue, it weakens your bones. Oh, no. You would think it would be the opposite. It's like, oh, well, I got some, I got some enamel in me now. This wrist should be strengthening up, but instead it's, you're going to be cooking vegetables in your wrist.

Yeah, I'm sorry. That sucks. Dom said I look like a lady named Dawn who's like working at like the secretary being like, hey, I got my coppel tunnel. It's typing. It's the typing. It'll do it to you every time. Mr. Mishnik. You got a call up line one.

I can't answer. I got the couple. They're all talking about how her knees are amazing and we keep getting closeups of her knees and stuff. So now we go on break. Some people go peepee. Stephanie comes up to Alexia and she's like, do you like, did you like my Rottweiler prop? It's not funny. I was so proud of it.

She's like, you're hilarious. I don't, I wasn't watching. I fast forward to your scenes. So, um, Basky comes by to say hi to Adriana. And it's cute and everything. And then Jody and Lisa are sitting. And Jody's like, you're killing it out there. You're doing a great job.

You're absolutely killing it. I don't know what you said, but I just really wanted Lossett to own it and retract the accusations that were cast against, you know, you because like, this is hurtful. You're like a business man. So Larsa comes in, knock like, knock like, hey, Jody. are you, can I sit, like, can I sit, X, Y, and Z? Thanks, like, I'm gonna sit, like, okay, guys, like, you know, Jody, I know, like, you don't know, like, my history with, like, Lisa, like, and we've been, like, such good friends, like, and, like, I've

gone through so much together, like, for instance, there was the time, like, where I, like, listen to her, like, for, like, three years straight about, like, her divorce, like, and then there was, like, also the time where she didn't, like, care about me, like, and I just have been, like, a great friend of her, like, it's just gone so south, and I just felt, like, you know what I'm saying? It's just like, it's been really tough for me, like, so I just want to say that I'm, like, really the victim in this, like, and if you want to apologize to me, like, that'd be great, like. Yeah, but that was a lot for M. Eadzie. He didn't want to be part of a circus. Yeah, but, like, Lisa, like, why didn't you call me then, like? Because we were, what do you mean?

But, like, if you called me, like, I would always, like, take your car, like, I was, like, very hurt, like. Yeah, but, like, maybe you need, like, another day without any of this pressure that comes with reunions to, like, talk, okay? But the point is, Jody, we're just having to be dragged through the situation. It was so bad. Jody's like, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, no, it was. But I just, like, when I'd say, like, I'm sorry, like, because, like, I wasn't trying to bring you into it when I was, like, Jody's on Coke or, like, you know, Jody's following Marcus still and, like, Jody would be nothing without, like, Marcus, like, and, like, Jody's a climber-like, like, I didn't mean that in an offensive way, like. So, like, I hope that you understand that it's all Lisa's fault like. And he's like, uh-huh, okay, like, thank you. Yeah.

And you're saying that. Yeah. I don't want you guys to like ever be like, you know, stuff. Okay? Because like it's just like it almost broke us up. Like, you know the last time I saw Arcus is like a year ago and I was like, Hey, Marcus, why don't we hang out more? What was that?

Nothing. Nothing. Don't worry about it. Listen, we don't want to be a part of it. Okay. Everything's good. All right. Well, okay.

Good. Because like I just, I apologize. I don't want to fight with you. I don't want to fight with you. I love you. I love you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You like, like love, look. Yeah. Do you have like an EAC, like? So they hug, and then Lisa's like, your boobs are in the way. So now it's time to go back to the set, and Mary Sol's got her handy prop there. She's like, yeah, no, I'm bringing my own cocky.

So, Larza goes to set, and she's like, can we have some, like, tissue-like? And Handy gives her some. And she's like, oh, my God, these are, like, the best, like, tissues I've ever, like, had, like. This are, like, amazingly soft, like, Andy, like. Well, yeah Nothing but the best for Miami Well, look, hey, here's a tissue One for Sue Hermana

That's Spanish, Lisa Okay, so we're back Real House Eyes of Miami Part 37 Lisa, Larsa, it seems like something positive has happened Yeah, we had a nice talk We feel good right now, so good

You don't know how much that meant to me Right, Larsa? She's like, yeah, yeah, we'd like a good like I like hug Jody like, yeah, I was scared. Is my nose running like? Could you give me another tooth you like? We had this thing where I look at her and she looks at me and you start laughing and then talking really fast and our eyes open up really big. Oh, so you're angry at each other.

Watch your mouth. What's your goddamn mouth. All right. Well, let's talk about, let's talk to Gertie about her post cancer live. Yes, Gertie. So now we see a montage of Gertie's story. storyline and her therapy and all and all of that really good stuff and he's like okay well first give us the latest health update so gritty gets very emotional and she says she's getting her groove back and um she decided not to get that reconstructive surgery she said enough was enough and she's thankful just be thankful for what you have and you know and you know then we see russell it always gets to Russell like smiling and nodding like that's my girl in the back and um she talks about her therapy and and And how she talks about that, the story of again, of how she came to America and then was essentially kind of abandoned while her family went back to, her parents went back to try to like bring the rest of the family over and how it gave her lots of like abandonment issues.

And so he's like, well, do you think there's a connection with the feeling of being abandoned as a child and what happened with Julia? What do you mean? Well, you know, like being abandoned. But what do you mean? Like as a friend from Julia, a Julia abandoning you basically. She's like, oh, oh, okay. Well, not, that's maybe a ban, it's not the right word, but like degrading. That's how it felt degrading, you know, because like I like the symbolic gesture of like, you know, this is like, it's traumatic.

It was very traumatic, Andy. It was traumatic. She's like, I am sorry, Garde, again, I made you feel this way. It was not intended. You know, I lost my cool. And I'm so sorry I made you feel that way and brought you back the pain. The pain you felt as a child. She's like, thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You just don't understand. When I was a child, I was invited on to a celebrity cruise, and I was not invited into the main room. So it brought back a lot to me. I remember walking into that school, and there was a lunch lady who looked like Captain Sandy in polyester Capri Pants. And she would not let me have a sloppy Joe, like everybody else's sloppy Joe.

And so when I was kicked out of Captain Sandy's, okay, okay. Hey, that was actually me. Yeah, before I was a captain, I went to a lunchroom. times yeah that was that was back before i found the miracle of yadding you know that's what back then i said i don't want any more sloppy joes i want clean joes i'll tell you what i don't miss the hairnets but i do miss uh refusing to give little girls i don't like sloppy joes so uh so her her wife uh baby baby captain sandy's wife whatever her name is baby hi me baby you're so cute lea even like in a sexy way Yeah, Leah. Leah posted on Instagram, someone asked her, like, what the hell was this? Why didn't

Captain, why didn't you guys let Gertie sit at your table? And she's like, me, me, me, me, because, like, Julia wasn't even at our table. She was at another table. We were at a table with family and friends. So I don't even know what Julie is talking about because she wasn't at our table. Was this a Captain Sandy event? It was, yeah, it was like some Captain Sandy event on the boat. But Julia did have tickets to come with Martina, but it wasn't at Captain Sandy's table. Julia is making it sound like there was only so much room at Captain Sandy's table. And that's why they didn't have Martina. And then when they asked Sandy about it, I don't watch what happens. She's like, oh, this situation is just so silly, you know. Like, I mean, basically, I mean, there were only a certain number of places at the table.

But, you know, the way I am is that anybody can just pull up a chair at the table. Like, she avoided the question instead of just being like, well, she wasn't Martina, so we said no, you know, which is probably the truth. Yeah, I would have liked actually, Andy, to have gotten a little bit further to the bottom of this logistical thing with the boat on this reunion. It sort of didn't get brought up at all, really. I mean, I know the first episode of the reunion, there was a lot of Julia and Gertie stuff. And, you know, it's a little, it's, when, when Gertie gets really upset, she really can, she's like Angie Kay, like, and Lisa Barlow. they just start like sort of like word vomiting and you kind of like can no longer like really have good questioning I guess you could say but I still would have liked Andy to have been like

can we just get to the bottom of what this cruise was what happened what were the logistics can you paint the picture because nothing really makes sense to the audience yeah what's the point of bringing it up if you're not going to get into it you know it's a reunion come on so um now we talk about Julia's kids, and so we get wacky scenes of Christmas pictures and stuff. And then Andy's like, so, how are the boys? And she's like, they're at home now with Martina, which isn't really answering the question. How old are they? They are four to whatever.

They're doing fine. They're great. So she talks about her daughters, and it happens so fast that they didn't get to talk to the daughters about it. And Andy's like, so they felt replaced? And she's like, well, in the beginning, probably. Also, because I was calling the boys by their names. Because, you know, I was looking at the boys as replacements for my daughters, but I didn't want them to feel replaced.

He's like, okay. Daughters did not like that we named the boys new Vika and new Emma. But that was point of contention. We changed their names, which I thought was very nice of us. She's like, you know, teenagers, but they know, they know I want to have a big family. And so Vika has met the boys. Emma has not, but they've FaceTimed. So has she come around?

And she's like, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. You know, she's younger. Emma's younger, so it's harder with her. Okay, well, Papa from Can You Hear Me, says, Julia, I have so much respect for you adopting these boys, but you and Martina are older. Have you talked to your girls about raising the boys? And I think that question was probably rephrased to be nicer,

because I think it should have been phrased like, you know you all don't have much time left and you're forcing these kids your your kids into raising these new kids after you die right right oh you know we did and you know we are family and the girls will be there they're their brothers so that goes without saying and you know the daughter's like uh hello we gallivant around europe now um we are not stopping everything to go to florida to raise two children that just suddenly dropped into our lives that we know to call our brothers. Yeah. Yeah.

And Julie's like, no, they're going to love it. No. So, Mary Sol, rumor is you're looking to sell Mama Elsa's house, which I don't think anybody cares about, except it's a chance to get in a Mama Elsa clip, which is still good. Mama Elsa just walking around the house with her giant fan going, Lonely again in this lonely house without family, without anything, all on my own, talking to nobody about nothing. Wow, well, I know. Marisol, you're in communication with Maris, with Mama Elsa. What does she think about you saw your place? Well, I don't think she's really attached. And then Stephanie's like,

wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you're in communication? Wait a second. You can talk to your dead mom, but I can't even talk to my twin sisters. Like, this isn't even right. How is a dead person willing to speak to you more than the living people are willing to speak to me? This is crazy. Well, Riley from Not Candy Burris' house says, Marisol, I know you wished your mom could have been there to see you, Mary Steve. You know that like Elsa's like, oh, I saw us from heaven and believe me, I fell asleep five times. So what do you think that Mary Sol would have said in her mother of the bride's speech? She said, oh, gosh, you would love Steve.

That's not the answer. The answer is what would you say in her speech? And I think it would go something like, oh, Marry, sorry, find somebody else to marry her. I don't know how she did it, but she did it. To me, she is like toast without butter. But some man still will eat her anyway, because men, they eat. Speaking of, is it time for dinner? Well, she was a blushing bride for the third time,

and even though Marisol claimed she has a lovely colon, some kind of thing she's an a-hole. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So Marisol montage of Marisol being, you know, getting married, but then also being shady. So Andy is like, well, to add to the pile on, recently on her podcast, Dr. Nicole, he was an unnamed friend of,

that's you, Marisol, of hiring a private investigator to dig up information on her. What's your response? Well, prove it, right? That makes you sound innocent. Prove it. That's what I say. Prove it.

No, no denials. Didn't Marisol admit to doing this in a previous reunion? Yeah, I hired someone. They were at the mall. They were back to track them. Did she admit to doing that? Maybe she did. I think that was in our head.

I think that was a made-up thing that we made up a restaurant in a mall that he was following her at. I think. I don't even know how to start to make up and what's real. Yeah. I don't know. So, And he's like, well, why do you think Nicole's bringing it up now? It's like, listeners, just desperate, desperate for listeners.

And Alexi's like, yeah, it doesn't make any sense to bring it up now. And Marisol goes, prove it or we're going to corn. Oh, yeah. I would love to see, uh, I would love to see discovery. Please do. Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue. Yeah, seriously. All right.

Stephanie, you originally believe that Alexia influenced Marisol's opinion. And then after your talk with Alexia on the spot, your opinion flipped. So why, who do you think? manipulates who in this Alexia Marisol dynamic? Well, as much as I love you, as much as I love Shoma Bazaar, you've actually hurt my feelings. And I haven't, like, really talked to you about that. But I think, like, Larso went and told you.

But, like, it hurt my feelings since I've been, like, on the show. It's been, like, very hard for me to deal with public backlash. And, like, it's been really hard for me. And, like, you know who managed to send me every single terrible article about me? Was it your twin sister? No, actually, she didn't even do that. It was Marisol. Marisol.

Marisol did that. Uh, you didn't answer the question, though. was who do you think manipulates who in the Alexa Marisol dynamic? I like that no one even listens to the questions anymore. It's just like, okay, it's my chance to yell at her. So Marysol's like, well, she told me you didn't like it. I mean, why don't you tell me you didn't like it? I would want to know this.

I would want to know this is out there. So I'm just going to, I'm just going to tell you that everyone hates you when I find out, you know. Good morning. People still hate you. Well, I mean, I was considering in a favor. You should have just told me. Marisol sending shitty headlines as Stephanie is so

hilariously nasty. I mean, like I mentioned she acts like, no, I'm just trying to help her. What an underminer. Wow. Talk about toxicity. Yeah. Oh, this is manipulation. That's a manipulation right there. This is slander.

And Stephanie's like, everyone tags me every day. I go to bed. This is thinking the worst idea of my life. You know, I'm getting counted by everybody. The press, everyone's everyone's making fun of me. Well, I wish you would have told me that. I mean, I knew everybody was making funny because I was sending you the headlines. Those headlines were good, too.

Those are really good. Listen, you know what? You try and give someone a good smile every day. And look at the things they give you. Look at the thanks. Can I say something? Can I say something? Like, honestly, I think I know what it is like.

So like Marissa, I thought like when you were going to come on into the friend group, that like you and her and I and Alexia were all going to become really close. Like, you're going to be like the rich one. and then I'd be the one with the hot boyfriends and then they'd be like our two old aunts and then like, is there anyone else in our group? I think that's just it. And we'd just be like the best.

But then like you were like friends with like the not cool people and that was like really hurtful for her. So I think that's like what happened like. I love that Larsa is basically saying Marisol wanted you as her friend and when you were friends with everybody, she decided to turn against you. Just basically what Larsa just said.

And Mary Sall's like, yeah, but I encouraged you to be friends with Amarimani. She goes, you did, you know what? And you guys don't believe me, but my lunch with Adriana, told me you got to get to know everybody and she goes well i said the same thing no you said the same thing it's just like i truly think that you got yeah but like she felt hurt like because she thought your relationship was going to be like solid like and you know what can we get a close up of

mary soul's knees because this is like a center part like i think your circle is like very small and people don't know how sensitive you are you know what i mean look her knees are agreeing why are your knees are crying your knees are very upset like oh my god it's like that commercial for like, don't litter. Your knees are crying. So Andy, and he's like, so do you think Marisol is a safe space? And Stephanie's like,

I think that Marisol gave me absolutely good advice at the time on that, on that Virgin Voyages. And she said, and I think it was great advice, which is like, there's no safe space to talk to anything about anyone, you know, or anybody about anything.

All right. Well, there's no safe spaces at the final party as Marisol dropped a bombshell. And we see a flashback to Marisol claiming that she told Adriana to say, wretched instead of, Ratchet as the reason, like,

she came up with this excuse. And Marisol was like, I came up with it. Ratchet, yeah, that was my big thing. And Adrienne was like, no, Ratchet. That's the word I use. It was the context.

Ratchet. That's what I said. That's what I meant. Ratchin. W-R-E-T-C, Ratchin. That's what I said. Oh, God. No, did you mean to call Kiki

Ratchet or Ratchet? Ratchez. That's what, but ratchet or wretched? Ratchez. And we see the clip again. And she clearly says ratchet, ratchet. She said Ratchet. She does not say wretched, she does not say Rhea, something close to it.

It's Ratchet. It's blatant. Yeah. And she knows what she said. She's a smart lady. She brags. This is a lady who in another flashback, we just saw her saying a flashback on the Yachts was saying, like, she's doing this so that way it doesn't absolve her of yada yada.

She's using. words like absolve. She's bragging about going to Harvard. She knows the difference. She knows the word wretched. She knows how to say the word wretched. She says the word wretched multiple times. She said ratchet at that moment. Yeah. And Kiki is like, but whether it was ratchet or wretched, whatever it was, I don't care. And Alexi's like, yeah, you know what? Kiki doesn't care. Kiki doesn't care. She said it right now. She doesn't care. So, Adriana insists that she's not lung and everything. And they all start talking over each other. And Gertie's like, wretched is such a weird word to use. And so he goes, this is why everyone sounds like a bunch of

barking dogs. I'm right? Remember, should I get my prop out? That was such a good problem. We all like my prop, right? But why are you calling her and I had your back? You know, we don't need to argue about this because the definition and what she used clearly was not what Kiki was doing. She wasn't ratchet. She was miserable all day. So, you know, let's talk about the actual day. She was miserable, which would mean wretched, right? And Adriana's like, yes, the context. And So Kiki says, look, her question with Ratchet is whether or not Adriana actually use that word, she doesn't think she's racist. But her question is, even if people take it that way, she doesn't care because she knows who she is as a person. That said, you've been fighting with Mary Saul since the Roman Empire, which is funny.

And you never say Ratchet to her, because it's like another way of calling her old, right? You've been fighting with Mary Saul since the Roman Empire. And you never say Ratchet to her. You never say to Julia. you never say ratchet to any of them so why would you say it to me why only me so right yeah she's like i think she's saying i don't think you're racist but i think you're problematic like and yeah there's something because all at the context of that entire conversation was that like Lisa i'm sorry adriana accidentally outed this a moment with Lisa unfollowing marcus and kiki said like why are you

doing that you weren't supposed to do that adriana and she'll stop being she's basically saying whether you call me Ratchet or Ratchet, it was undeserved hostility aimed towards me. And I don't know why it came towards me. So, um, oh, I thought she was saying the word, like you said Ratchet. You're calling the black woman Ratchet, but you've never called anybody else that word. So why are you calling me? Well, there's that too. I mean, it's all that.

So Andy's like, so who deserves more of the criticism? And Mary's soul's like, oh, probably me. It's my fault. Everything is my fault thing as. And Kiki's like, well, look, for two people to be, and. Andy's like, so are you mad at Marisol for giving her a different word to you or an excuse or whatever? And she's like, well, yeah, because I'm supposed to be friends with her. And then she's going behind my back to help Adriana, who's the biggest enemy.

And Adriano's like, bingo, Kiki says, you know, I find them at that point both to be backstabby. Yeah. And so Adriana's like, see, you were trying, Marisol, you were trying to have something hanging over my head. You're just trying to have wrinkly knees over my head. And that's what you were trying to do. to manipulate the situation like you always do. She's like, well, I want you to lay off of me. Okay, I'm poor marshal.

I'm just getting beat up by Adriana. Okay. Well, do you feel like you owe anyone an apology? Well, I didn't even take Keeks into consideration, so Keeks, I guess I apologize. I'm sorry about that. I didn't think it would affect you, and I just made a deal to let Adriana off the hook

and make you seem like a crazy person who's using the race card. Sorry, didn't even think about that. Whops. Yeah, exactly. Well said. And Adrian was like, oh, poor you, Mary Sol. She goes, yeah, I was just thinking about myself and not having any more issues with you, crazy person. Oh, crocodile tears coming out of you like a faucet, like a faucet. You know where could you some moisture? Your knees. Put some crocodile tears on your knees. Get that luberdum crocodile in there, let it cry on your knees. So now we move on. I really wish we hadn't moved on. I wish that they had just gotten. Adriano to admit it, but I don't know how you get her to admit it. I think Kiki said what she said pretty well, but it just seems annoying because she did say Ratchet. I wish she had just said, yes, I said Ratchet.

I wasn't aware that it was that bad to say. I just heard it in slang and I said it or something. Yeah. But just saying like I didn't say it, I met Rretched the whole time. I ain't buying it. Yeah, no one's buying that one. So we're back for the final moments of C and 7. It's also the final moments for Marisol's knees.

So in a season that had a lot of strong personalities clashing and a lot of wrinkles forming on that kneecap, I want to see if we can actually end on a positive note. But, Julia, that's not an actual musical note. So please close your mouth. I know you're about to try to belt one out. So Stephanie says it's, you know, the best experience of her life. She's got true sisters now. And then Andy compliments Lisa on her growth. And she's like, thank you.

Thank you. I've grown tremendously as a mother, as a person, as a friend. I'm taking accountability. I've been on time a few times. I mean, come on. I'm basically a good person now. And Stephanie's like, do you think that means I'm the lucky token?

All right. And Gertie, Green, what about you? Well, you know, I'm so glad you asked me this because I'm doing amazing. And hold on, let me get this book out from beneath this pillow to show how I've had such a good season.

Here is a new book that I'm holding. You're going to plug your book now? Of course I am, because it's all about coming first. circle. It's about trauma to text messages on screens. Oh, I'm sorry. It's called trauma to trophies. We changed the name. Sorry. Because everything that happened here, I'm using it to fuel and empower me. So yes, from trauma to trophies, the memoir. And Mary sounds like, good name, good name. Um, Adriana, what are you going to be taking back for the season? She's like,

well, uh, people are only up to the things that are right or wrong, but also because I felt that this morning, the little note you had in your mirrors was written by me. And so we see that she left a note on everybody's mirror that said everybody better abide by these instructions. Rule number one, clear, clean, precise, focus the statement of your position. Because, you know, she's in, sure. She's in therapy class now. She's going to be a psychologist now. But also, like, this is the Miami cast.

I don't, focus statement of your position is just a concept that does not exist on this show. Marisol's like, oh, God, it says evidence, credible data, statistics, expert opinions. site verified oh please geez give me a break um so um she's like yeah well terminology was so legal so she's like i'm going to harvard girl i write all the time so kiki don't know how the difference pretty ratchet and wretched but i can write all i can write all these fine bullet points for you guys yeah so kiki thinks of them all his sisters mary so loves having girlfriends And Julia, you know, she says, It was my best season and my worst season.

Her family was great, but she's so sorry who she's hurt, everybody. And I hope to rediscover each and every one of you and move in a positive note. Will everybody please raise my children? Because my daughters will not. And Larsa, I feel like good like. I'm like with my friends like, and I feel like we have like such a salad friendship like. And I, like, have a new basketball player, like, and I get, like, say something to, like, make you mad.

But, like, you know, like, even you, Adriana, if you ever call me, like, I'll be there for you. Like, any time I see my phone light up and says, old lady that I know, I'll be like, it's Adriana calling. Like, I got to answer it, like. Old lady, probably calling from landline. That's how you, like, entered in my. Alexia, what about you? She's like, blink in Spanish, blink in Spanish, blink in Spanish. Blinking Spanish.

Okay. Well, who needs a cocky? Cheers, ladies. I want to thank you for an incredible season. Yo soy, Andy Cohen, Puta, Suu Chiga, and me boca, okay? I don't, what do you mean your soy sauce? No, it's a, I'm not even going to bother explaining that to you. So you should know by now. And that brings us to the end of season seven of Real Housewives of Miami. Glorious, glorious.

What a wonderful show. I'm already excited for next season. Great work to everyone involved. Everyone from the people on the screen, the people off the screen. I salute you. You did an amazing job. Great work. And I'm ready.

Great show. I love your show. You know what? I would say Miami is the reigning champ of the cities, as in like the suburban ones, which is like ruled by Salt Lake City and the city ones, which I think is ruled by Miami. That's my proclamation. I don't know why it felt like. proclaiming it, but I proclaimed it everyone. There you go. It's been proclaimed. Love the show,

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