Watch What Crappens - #3045 Crappy Hour 10/20/25: Lea Black

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Real Housewives of Miami alum Lea Black @leablackmiami joins us to update us on her life, her skincare products, and goss. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How you doing today, baby? Well, I feel like a war hero. I went to Whole Foods to return some items, and I survived the parking lot. So I kind of feel like kind of a bit more of a man. There was a lot I had to avoid, but I did it. I survived. So I'm pretty good. Whole Foods is supposed to be such a.

peaceful place because there's so much, you know, like healthy stuff in there. There's like crystals and like organic soap. But every time I go in there, I've said the F word and the C word at least 10 times trying to get through that parking lot. It's like you need the crystals by the time you get into that damn place. You do. And there's a lot of idiots that are trying to get into that parking lot too. Me included. I'll just say it. I'll just say it right now. Me included. But like you see some of these ladies in their yoga pants and they're like hats. And then they're like they're like doing some weird diagonal thing where they're just across all the lanes doing nothing. And you're like, where are you going? Are you coming in? You're going out? You're trying to park.

Are you parked? And then there's two girls just like standing there, just talking. Literally have a conversation in the driveway where people are trying to turn in on San Monica Boulevard. I was like, but I did it and I'm here. Still I rise. Still I rise. Well, everybody, today's a very special episode of Crappy Hour because we have one of our first podcast friends. This lady, it was one of our first listeners, actually, and called us up. Right when we started Crappins and said, hey, I heard you were making fun of me. I want to come on and hear it. She came on and then she lives in L.A. part time.

So when she started coming here, it started having us over to her house all the time. And so we've been friends with this lady now for over 10 years, Ben. You know that? Our 10 year anniversary came up. Well, it must be longer than that, actually. Yes, it was the beginning of the podcast. But anyway, please introduce podcast friend and our real life friend, Miss Leia Blanc!

Leah Blanc! Lea Blanc! Leia! I'm going to put you in the center. You're like you should be in the center. Territown! Hi, honey. I love you guys.

It's been a long time, ten years. I look ten years younger and you guys look ten years older. How's that happens? Yes. I love that. Excuse me. You shouldn't say things like that. We're about to talk about your youthening products. So, Leah, what have you been up to lately?

It's been rough over there with the passing of Roy, so everybody's condolences to you. That has been the roughest three months ever. This is my first time to talk to anybody other than my dogs and the people that work at the house. I don't go anywhere or talk to anybody. I don't return any calls. I'm just hibernating. You're my first outing experience. We're honored for that. We're honored for that. We know that's a hard, a hard thing that you've been going through. So we're really, really rough. Love and hugs. Thank you. Well, I saw you here in L.A. You were packing up the house. I came to see you the other day. And we were talking about Steph. And I was asking you about your, your thoughts on this current season of Miami. And what did you tell me? I told you shame on me, but I haven't watched it. But I did see some of the clips that people,

clip and then they send you the link to see the clip i saw some of that and that's all i know about it but i mean i know behind the scenes because i name in miami and everybody knows everything in miami it's like gossip best city over here english spanish didn't matter they all figure out a way to translate that gossip yeah you have to be bilingual over there just so you get that's right well so have you heard i guess one of the big questions that came out of the reunion even though you didn't watch it, there was a big question about Julia and Martina and Adriana. Did you hear any gossip about whether or not Julia has been, you know, having affairs? Is Adriana, you know, Adriana accused Julia of having an affair with a Haitian mortician, and Julia actually had to buy

this man a coffee maker. And do you ever hear that rumor? I saw it. I saw it. I didn't hear Is Adriana a reliable source? Well, I will say before the reunion, there was buzz on the street in Miami that she was going to say something, that something was going to come out. And somebody texted me that. I didn't even reply back. I just like a finger in my ears. And so I wasn't surprised when I saw the clip. But what the problem that the other girl's name, what's her name, Julia, Julia.

The problem Julia had is she underestimates Adriana. If you're going to poke the bear, you better be ready for the retaliation because Adriana's got a really big temper and she cannot censor herself. So she should have known, I guess she didn't watch any previous shows or didn't know her that well, but if you're going to poke the bear, be ready for the retaliation because Adriana is not going to she's not going to let anybody get away with it she's going to say what's on her mind and that's it she did it i thought it would be kind of i thought it would be kind of fun if we told you we updated you on what was going on on the show now and you just kind of give us your opinions on all

okay oh god i'm my big mouth you're going to get me in trouble i'm always in trouble anyway it's all right okay so the first one was that that adriana had this um you know bisexual gay affair with Julia. Believe it or not? I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt that it happened. I wouldn't surprise me at all. Do you know, on the show, there was someone called the Haitian mortician that Julia.

I heard about that on that clip. Yeah. I saw that on the clip. That is so Miami. That is just so Miami. Everything from Santa Ria, which you know at Santeria is when they sacrifice animals and put hexes on. people, the Haitian artician. That is just so Miami that seriously it wouldn't even, that's like

normal here. That kind of stuff. Um, Alexia and Todd, um, what are your, what are your thoughts on Alexia and Mary saw? Because there was one, um, there was one accusation in the reunion that Nicole, you know Dr. Nicole, right from I know her added not really well, but I do know her and we have mutual friends. Yeah. Okay. So there were actually asked my. advice about signing on to the show so I know her a little bit what did you say the truth you know that that it's what you make of it and would anything you know don't do anything that you want don't want to be publicized or taped because the film the cameras are running all the time and that there were a couple of

people that she absolutely needed to watch her back about because they would do whatever they could to bring her down because she was a prettier younger thinner version, and they weren't going to have it. I was right about it. Marisol. Yeah. Well, they couldn't wait to get her off the show. They ran her off, was the inside story that I heard from producers.

So I don't know. Well, there was an accusation on the reunion that Nicole said that Marisol hired a PI to come after her. That wouldn't surprise me at all, but she wouldn't have hired it. She would have traded something to get it for free, but I wouldn't be surprised. She wouldn't have paid it. It wouldn't surprise me. I mean, this is a girl that I'll get somebody, I'll get you a free dress, you know, I'll get, I know somebody they'll give you a free dinner at a restaurant.

She'll do something to get out of paying, but I won't be surprised that she figured out a way to do that. I mean, this is a girl that hires a writer to write one-liners for her, hoping they'll go viral and she can get gifts out of them. So she'll do anything. You know what I mean? That's just, that's her. That's who she is. Yeah. So, yeah, I heard that they ran around.

that they ran Nicole off. You know, that's what one of the producers told me that the two girls couldn't run her off fast enough. So I guess they did. Maybe it was investigator. Maybe it was gossiping about her, her family, her husband. Who know? I don't know. I didn't follow it.

But they will find a way to run her off if they don't want her on there. Yeah. So you run in big powerful circles. Have you encountered or dealt with Stephanie Shogai, the newbie or her husband of the Shoma group? You know, this is really funny. Miami is a very small town in a big way, and I have never even heard of her before. I was shot. I didn't ever heard of her. I know. I had never heard of her. And I still wouldn't be able to pick her out of a lineup because one picture I saw she had blonde hair and another picture.

Your hair was back and it looked like brown in a bun, and I was like, is that the same girl? So I don't know. I don't know anything about her. No opinion, no comment. No, I don't know anything about her. She could be the most fabulous person in the world or she could be the worst. I don't know. Have you ever encountered Massoud before? Who? That's her husband. Massoud, that's her husband. No, no, no, no.

I'd never heard of him either. I mean, maybe I live with my own little world, but I had never heard of him. Yeah. So who else do you still know from the cast? Do you keep in contact with anybody on there? Do you keep in contact with Lisa? A little bit with Lisa. I used to keep closer touch with Lisa than I have recently.

Who else? Who are some of them? I can't remember who they are. You know, what about Alexia? No. What about Alexia? What has been the arc of your relationship with Alexia? Because when you were on Miami in the early days, Alexia was much more of a side character.

And when they brought it back, they really centered her. So what was your relationship with Alexia back then? The thing with Alexia, her husband, Herman at the time, did not want her to go on the show. and he like literally just put his foot down but she wanted on there so bad so I tried to help convince him to let her on and I said let her on the show Herman I'll have her back she'll be fine it's all going to work out and I kind of helped convince him to to let her get on the show and then for me I always said she had two faces you know when I was selling my skincare cream I'm like I can sell her double because she's got two faces and you know and she does have two vases and for me the final straw with her in addition to the conniving

and the lying and the backstabbing and the rest of that that she does with her sidekick over there was when they out at herman that was crossing a line for me there's no going back from that that is there is no going back from that you don't do that to somebody that supported you and your two kids because your husband was in jail and you had nothing and they support you for 10 years and give you a great life and then they're six feet under and can't depend themselves and you use it as a storyline for me that there was no going back from that oh that's interesting because when that happened she was kind of a hero i think on with the audience that's all bullshit because let me tell you when I used to go to every single thing they ever had in my

me, I hosted the first white party in my backyard. That's how far back I go with the gay community. I was at every event they ever had. I hosted half of them. I did the parade. I did it all. In all those years, I never saw one thing ever. She was never at one thing.

We saw her to gay pride in this, not this season, but in this version of the show, and she was a little problematic, actually. Well, when she out at Herman, they had to paint her. as a friend to the gay community or it would have made her look like who she is. Somebody that doubted a gay husband that she knew was gay all along. So she didn't know he was gay all along. Yeah. And I don't care.

See what this is a huge shock on the show. Like, I can't believe it. I heard from the X, you know. I can't believe this is happening. I thought Herman was one of the most stand-up guys. He always defended me. He always reached out to me. would meet me for drinks at the Fountain Blue Hotel and confided me and give me all the gossip.

He was a great guy. And I think she resented my relationship with him too. But the fact that she outed him when he wasn't here to defend himself or tell his side of the story. And they connived that, the two of them, to have a storyline and put that out there in the public domain. There's no going back from that for me. Wow. It's rotten to the core. Who does that?

Wow. If you were to ever go back on Real House of Miami, which I would really like, by the way, I would love you to go back on this show. Would you like, would you say this to her? Would you tell us to Alexia? I don't know that they're worth my time to talk to. You know, after that last reunion, when they all attacked me and they all came at me, I find out later from my friend that owns a dress store that they had been in the dress store, practice. how they were going to bring me down all week. They had scripts and they had ideas and who was going to say what,

how they're going to bring me down. I'm walking into Houston's with Roy and Roy Jr., the restaurant, the next day after the reunion, and she's calling me, hey, let's get together, how you doing? I'm like, what are you talking about? And I said, what do you, why would I want to ever talk to you? And she goes, oh, that was just all for, that was all just for these shows.

I'm like, no, nothing's ever just for the show. We don't do things just for the show. That's not who we are. That's not who I am. You know, could I go back on that show? They all have to wear name tags because you can't recognize any of them. Wait, Larsa should look the same as she did 13 years ago. Larsa looks exactly the same, Leah.

You know who actually does, you know who actually does look the same? That I've never had a crossword with. I have no issues with Larsa. She's always been very good to me. And her husband, too. He's a stand-up guy. I've always had no issues with him. And Anna, I don't have any issues with Anna.

Yeah, you're friends with Anna still. You know who looks exactly the same, Lisa Hockstein? She looks exactly the same, I think. Because maybe she went a little too far early on. And so it's kind of, I don't know. I think she looks exactly the same as she used to. Yeah, she's maintained. There's a question in here.

What cast member put some kind of a cent that he a curse on you or something? Oh, that was Marisol. So what's the story of that? Because I forget that. So I was at the opening of the SLS Hotel. I forget after season one and I run into Christy Rice and everybody knows we kind of had some conflict

that kind of conflict that we had is like Disneyland conflict of this stuff right it's going to the gala right and she came up to me and she told me she said my mother goes to this reader and this reader had your picture and the drag queen's picture there

and said that, you know, Marisol had asked them to put a hex on you to get you off the show. I just rolled my eyes like, okay, good luck with that, you know, but I just, the point is, it's who are you being in the matter at any given circumstance? I don't know anybody that's that dark that would put a hex on somebody to get them off of a TV show. I mean, it's just not in my consciousness. I grew up in Texas where you have the key to the neighbor's door and everybody's rooting for you and everybody wants you to be fabulous and, you know, I was shocked. The behavior was just, I was blindsided by the behavior and I couldn't even around my head around it.

I was like, what? And so I didn't even know they had people that putances on people, but apparently it's a thing. Santorea is a thing. That's my first experience with it. But who is not being on the show? Do you think that maybe you'd be a better fit on Beverly Hills? I mean, because that's the other thing is that, like, you know, you have a house here in L.A., like maybe Beverly Hills. I think I would have been a better fit for Beverly Hills because, well, first, I love some of the girls on there.

I really do. Some of them, where the audience likes them or not, I know who they are. And maybe they don't come across that way on the show, but there's some really good people on that show. I love the producer of that show, Alex, Baskill. skin. And I like some of the girls on the show. And I like that it was highbrow gossip and fighting, you know, not gutters cake. And I like that. So, yeah, I probably would have been a better fit. But on the other hand, you've got to realize in L.A., there's probably a line from my house in the Hollywood Hills to the grove of young, beautiful girls that want to be on that show. So it's

never a contender. Do you understand what I mean? It's like there's like way too many people with bigger names too gorgeous, too fabulous, too rich, too famous, in line ahead of me to ever be on the show. So it was never even really, I never even thought about it. It wouldn't, it wouldn't have. But would I have been a better fit. I would have been a better, I would have been a better fit for that show, I think. Would I be a friend of what? I'm aware. A friend, like, would you be on Beverly Hills if they said, hey, we want you to be a friend of, of the cast or something like that? I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't rule it out. It's not something at a, I haven't really thought about it.

I guess it would depend on who I was friends with. If it was authentic, I might consider it. If it was fake, I wouldn't do it. Yeah. Who are you friends with on the cast right now? Is it like? In Beverly Hills? I wouldn't say I'm friendly.

I was very friendly with Lisa Renna. I adore her. I was always friendly with Lisa and Ken. I have a tremendous amount of respect for Erica Jane. What she's been through. And the way she came out on the other side, I mean, who doesn't applaud that? So, yeah, you know, I'd have to think about who else. But, yeah, for the most part.

Oh, Lord. And Kyle, I was friendly with Kyle. You know, I've been in. Oh, my gosh. We'd go crazy with you. I wouldn't say friendly, friendly with her. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

Yeah, you know, we should do the recap. Erica Jane and Kyle would be arguing all the time. in real life if you're yeah i mean i don't know believe me i don't probably say she even knows who i am but i have interacted with her a few times i haven't had any issues i don't know i like the girls on the show because i feel like that they brought their a game every time you know what i mean do you may have many hours they spend in hair and makeup and wardrobe upon that show so no i could do the show for that reason yeah but you know what's so great about you is that you really do just say what's on your mind and you give your opinion, it's very unfiltered. And Beverly Hills is such a show

where they are so filtered and they are so, they are, they clutch their pearls all the time. And I would love someone like you just to come in and just, just, just say things. Like just be, you know, like call Kyle out for bullshit. You got to realize. And Beverly Hills, this is just a part time gig for them and a stepping stone for some big movie part they want to be. end or some big Broadway show they want to be in or some big influencer thing they want to do. So they kind of have to watch their minds and mind their manners a little bit because they're seeing the bigger picture. In Miami, they never saw the bigger picture. When they were plotting against me, what I was plotting was a cooking line for one girl, a lingerie line for

another girl, a fitness line for another girl. I had them all lined up as how I could market them, brand them, sell their products, and build them a little, many empire that they could have residual passive income for the rest of their life. That's what I was doing while they were plotting to bring me down. That's the difference between me and then. In Beverly Hills, you're even like that with us. I mean, you tell me every time I see, what are you selling? What are you selling? Sell it. I love to promote people. I love to promote people and I love to make, have other people make money off of my ideas and I love to train and motivate women to earn what they're worth within what someone's willing to pay them and that's what I do and who I am and I was blindsided

by this we have to bring you down and torture you and lie about you and make you look bad in order to be a star on this show well what are you talking about you're not a star your personality it's not a show it's I don't even know what it is and but in their mind they're moving stars and they're mind Yeah. Well, you know, Alexia had a big thing on the show where she was like, I'm a star. You know, I'm a star. Okay. And so that was a big thing. They all got mad at her because she said she was basically the star. Yeah, I was born a star. So that was actually, that's funny that you bring that up. I mean, just telling you, the self-awareness, it's so shame because you can't embarrass them. By the way, someone else in the comment just said, I can't stop looking at the croissants behind Leah on the. the picture. See, it's not just me looking at those and thinking they're... I thought those were donuts. No, they're pumpkins.

So, James came over. They're pumpkins? That's all the graphics and media and packaging and everything. He's really brilliant. They're pumpkins. I guess because it's coming up on Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's fall. You've got to get your pumpkin in there. I know, I see croissants. All right, Leah.

One of my skincare products is right here. Yeah, I was going to say, speaking of businesses and growing businesses, tell us what's going on with Leah, Leah Black Skin Care? Well, you know, I've been doing this since I was 20 years old. I branded and ran two or three skincare companies of my own. And I pioneered the CBD line, literally got it approved and pioneered and got it into my skincare line.

And I have a full, complete line. A lot of it is CBD-based. And the results are visual. You see the results immediately. and people, when they become a customer, they rarely leave. They always stay with me. So I pride myself in the best customer service and the best quality of raw ingredients that you can get in a skincare line. It's all science-based.

It's all backed up with testimonials befores, after science, data, research development, all of that. It's not a lick and stick line. You know, some people call 1-800 skin care in order their product and put their name on it. Yeah, put their name. Have a vanity project. It's not that. It's like, you know, we actually really do. the work. So I have, you know, every day wake up, you wash your face with the wash,

the wash, or you could use the exfoliant if you want, and then you put on a moisturizer. Could be the CBD moisturizer, or it could be the regular moisturizer, or it could be this really intense moisturizer. And then I have an oil that's 1,000 milligrams of CBD, which I don't think anybody has a 1,000 milligrams of CBD in their oil. And I use that at night. And then I use a non-surgical facelift kit, which is really what built the company. It's a mask you put on that lifts, tones, firms, opens up the fores, cleans out the pores, and really lifts, tones, ferns, and tightens the skin. And then your favorite product that you like are the iPads. And I can't believe you're not wearing them for this fabulous presentation. I left mine in Texas and you can really

tell I've got some, some. It does get where the puffiness and the bags. Then I have the shampoo and I have the chest pads, too. You know, women age in their back and their hands and on their chest. So I have these iPads that you can put, and I have them in the size for your hands and for your look. Let me show you. Oh, yeah. You can just, you can put your glass on and go with precious.

Just keep on going. So what do you do you put together for these guys? I put it together for you that because I wanted to introduce this to your, your audience, I've been with your audience and been with you for all these years. And we've never talked about the product on there. And I know you don't want to turn it into an infomercial. And I don't mean to. I just want your customers to have the benefit of trying the product.

So I put together a $99 package where they can get the iPads, a box of the iPads, come in a box. And they can get the eye cream for $99. It's valued at $218. And if the shipping is free, and they can do that up through the November the 24th. And then how do they, how do they? do it. Okay. And if they don't want those, they can get 25% off on anything else they want in the line until the 31st of October with the, you're going to love this with the promo code. Crappins. Oh, okay. So they just go to leave black.com and there will be a banner to click on.

It's very simple. Okay. I love it. Right on. Well, get some, get some and send me some of those iPads. I need some. I know. And they're good on the chest too and the hands. Well, I'm not even looking that far down. You know, at this is all, this is all I look at, the waddle up. Waddle. Yeah. If you put these in the refrigerator, too, people like these in the refrigerator because they're, you have any flammany. Do you have any waddle? Do you have any waddle stuff? I don't want to get political, but, you know, there's a picture out there right now on the Cover Time magazine where somebody makes your waddle look like it's great. I look downright presidential. Isn't what you're telling me?

black skinner to time you compare to that's funny all right lea we sure love you everybody follow lea on instagram at lea black miami you'll find links in link links in bio there go to lea black dot com i see you in texas special yes i'll be back soon you know i'll be back there soon so we'll hang out there and then we'll see you when you come back here to finish up the house and stuff like that yeah we sure love you and thanks so much for coming on here baby i've never done a 99 special and it's just for you guys because I really want your audience to love my products and I love you. I hope you invite me back. We love you. Absolutely. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, thanks for all to you. We'll talk to you later later. All right. I'm in trouble now. I know I'm in

trouble. Probably. Probably. Love you. It's a good kind now. Yeah, I love that she's so willing to just come on and say whatever the hell she wants to. That's so, that's so refreshing to meet someone who really doesn't give a crap if they're back on the show or not, you know, because most people I feel like are always trying to get back on. It's like, screw those people. Why would I want to hang out with them anyway, you know? No, I really, I don't, every time I say I want Leah Black back on The Real Housewives, it's not because we know her or not because she was like our first guest ever on Crappins. It truly is because I find her endlessly entertaining. And she just, she just does cut right through the bullshit. So like if Kyle were to say some bullshit on Beverly Hills,

I just would love Leah to be like, well, that's ridiculous. You know, and you never said that the other day. You went to the mall. You said you weren't going to go to the mall. Then you went to the mall. And now here I am. Now you're saying, you're telling all these different people, you went to the mall. But I know you didn't go to the mall. So which one is it? I don't understand. I'd be like, I would be ready. I'm ready for that. I want that on my Beverly Hills. Yeah. Well, we'll see. time we'll tell all right so let's get into some bravo headlines for the week so a lot of you this is two weeks later right than our last crappy hour and of course right after we do crappy hour wendy and eddie get arrested of real housewives of potomac that was very shortly after we did

our last crappy hour so we talked about we've talked about that at length in a couple of recaps already but just to kind of review because people who don't listen to every recap want us to talk about that. So what say you? I mean, there's breaking down their arrest. I'm sure you guys all know by now what happened. It's basically insurance fraud that they're accused of faking a robbery in their home saying that someone broke in, stole all this stuff. Well, then they find out that a lot of the purses and Birkins and outfits and stuff that they said were stolen were actually returned for money. And there was an email that Eddie sent Wendy that was like, hey, can we add anything onto this insurance claim? Because I really want to max out the insurance.

I mean, they weren't very bright about it. Also, there was ring. They have ring cameras, but there was no footage of anybody entering or leaving the home. There are motion sensors in the home. They never went off. So it just wasn't the brightest trickery for sure. So what have you heard since the arrest and stuff, Ben? What are some updates?

Well, they've been sort of quiet. Nothing has really happened. However, she did wake her silence. yesterday. And if you want to hear what her statement is, be prepared to be underwhelmed. Because, of course, there were headlines on like EW and people that were like, Dr. Wendy Ossifo breaks her silence. And then it was basically just her saying, do it all. God remains faithful. Like, okay, well, she basically says. Yeah, I know. Thank you for the outpouring of love, support, and prayers

for myself. And most importantly, my family during this time, we are forever grateful cray hands and then she tells everyone to tune in to like tonight's real house was a Potomac so you know she hasn't really said anything yet but I did see there was a report

that I guess there was crushing debt is what I read in one area so that's one of the things that the investigators flagged so I don't know like I still feel like there's a lot more yarn to pull from this yarn ball

Yeah. So I think we're just going to have to wait and see. I was kind of annoyed at first because she was supposed to be the first wife swap episode that aired of that show. And they pulled the episode. And so there was a lot of talk like is Wendy getting fired. Did they get rid of her wife swap episode? Thankfully, it looks like they put it back on the schedule for later in the season. They just took her off. Right. It's actually scheduled for November 9th, which is so funny because the sentencing is on November 7th. Wow. Good to see that Bravo is. still up to it's shenanigan. They're literally going to air the show two days after her sentencing. Well, I thought it was kind of bad for them. I'm sorry, because that would be so much hearing, hearing. But I thought that it would be such good publicity, well, not great publicity, but it would be publicity for Wyswap to have just aired it that week. It seemed weird that they didn't air it. But I guess maybe they found something they could get more ratings for. I mean, I don't know. I think that maybe they ride the publicity wave, but. I think they don't want to look too much like they're exploiting criminals, you know, or really bad behavior because there is still

the, the specter of Bethany out there being like, reality reckoning, reality reckoning, you know, like these are the things that Bravo encourages it styles to do. So, like, they, you know, they need to pretend like they don't condone this sort of stuff. But I'm sure, I'm sure people will watch this episode of Wendy's wife swap up for sure, looking for clues for, you know, debt, and magnifying glasses. Heck, yeah. I mean, even in the real episodes now, I was watching Potomac, like, where did you get that outfit that you're wearing to the bench at the river to have this scene?

And why are you wearing that? You know, you start watching everything differently. So that's Wendy. I mean, I don't know. It's only been a couple of weeks, but, you know, it's the thing about only doing crappy hour every couple of weeks, you know? Like, I'm bored. I feel like they've already been to present, been out, and it's time for the redemption season. That's, yeah.

I don't know. This is definitely a swindled out. That's how storylines work on me. I am very interested to see the next beats, a few beats in the scandal because I think it's fascinating. Like I really, I really can't believe that these two seemingly very intelligent people got in, went down this path. And like, that's, that's wildly, you know, fascinating to me.

So I'm definitely going to be tuning in to all the story beats, but there really is nothing that's happened since the arrest. You know, the initial shock has worn down. So, you know, it felt definitely funny when the tagline was, I put the high and higher education because it's like, we are a little concerned that maybe, maybe too much higher education went into this plan that you guys went into because it's not working out for you. Yeah. Well, something that I've been more interested in than that, I think because this is newer news, is the suit man controversy on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I thought that was so hilarious when they got in that fight at the restaurant where, I don't know, there was a murder of suicide in front of a dog. And Lisa accused Angie of having an affair with someone named the soup man.

And so we thought that was hilarious, obviously. Well, of course, leave it to the internet to give us reasons to make even a conspiracy about a soup man. Now, I was Googling who is the soup man, but there were some Reddit threads recently because Sophia Franklin, she used to be the co-host of Call Her Daddy back in the day before they broke up, and that became a single host-hosted show. She has her own podcast now, and she was talking to Meredith at some point and was saying, you know, when's really weird is that, like, I think Angie dated my ex once. And then Meredith went off and on and on about Angie and kind of didn't get into that. But apparently, Sophia used to refer to her ex-boyfriend as Suitman. And he's in Salt Lake City. So now everybody is saying, oh, it wasn't Superman, it was Suitman.

And so everybody thinks that Angie has been having an affair or was having an affair a while ago named Suitman, who is apparently, I'm getting this from a comment on Reddit. Suitman, according to Google, is Peter Nelson. he worked as an executive VP for HBO Sports and left in 2020. And he's a Harvard graduate in ancient Greek. Oh, ooh, that's the, it all seems like a little far-fetched, but then that, that little element there, ooh, a Harvard graduate in ancient Greek. Yes.

That's a damning correlation. That's crazy, right? And so all of this is just gossip. Like, who knows if any of this is true? The only reason I'm repeating it is because it's, out there. It's everywhere. I've been seeing it all over the place. And because Sophia Franklin brought it up on her show. So it would be interesting to see what happens. I hope it's not true because I don't want Angie getting in trouble. I like Angie, obviously. So yeah, I hope it's not true either. But I think if it is true, the funniest part about it is that, of course, Lisa Barlow butchers it and goes on to national TV and says, I heard all the rumors about you and the soup man. It's like the soup man. This is how things, this is how rumors start. It's a suit man and you turn him into the soup man.

Like it doesn't even make it. That's just classically Sabaralo right there. Yeah. Here comes one right now. So there's other stuff going on in relationships on Bravo. We've got, what's your buns, beermen. Ariana Bierman broke up with her. boyfriend. And MJ and Tommy filed for divorce. I didn't know about that. Yeah, that just

someone just said it right there. Yeah, I think that was just announced. And Aaron Fiper's that mother effer was just thrown in jail. He got arrested for abusing Denise. They went into court and she was detailing some of the abuse and they arrested his ass right in court and he's out today on a $200,000 bail. So I hope that that one fucking rots. What a piece of crap that guys. And I hope your parents rot too and i hope somebody kicks him out of that damn house you're a disgusting human being sir so that's all the love stuff on bravo that i could find wow i'm glad that they i'm glad that he was arrested i mean what a piece of shit that guy is he just i mean he is exactly what everyone always always suspected him to be you know and they did a good job of like you know pulling like the

wool sort of over our eyes with the denise richards and her wild things and all that but you know he really is a user. And we definitely flagged it in the beginning of that show when Denise was like laughing off. Oh, Aaron, well, Aaron's family moved into our house. And now we're in condos that we're renting. We're like, why is this family? They moved in during COVID or something and they're still there. We're like, something is not right with the situation. Yeah, not good. Oh, actually, that's not the end of the relationship talk because Martina and Julia are staying together. It's what we're hearing from Real House. of Miami. And Julia, let me go that. Seeking treatment for PTSD after explosive outbursts on Real House of Miami. It was a cry for help. So Julia came out with a lot of articles during the weeks of the reunion because she was getting so hammered. So one is that she had PTSD.

So I hope we all feel bad for her. And also she is starting opera school, which nobody deserves that. The teachers don't deserve that. I think it's time to retire the opera thing. Like, that was, really should not have even come back for a second season. And, and it's too late. I'm going to say this right now. It's too late to go on your opera journey.

I feel like your vocal cords are probably set in place. Everything is locked in. Sorry, the bread has been baked. Now it's time to just enjoy your moment on the display case because this is not, you just can't go back in there. Sorry, it's over. Yeah, it's done. Give it up. Hang up the towel.

uh what are you singing here that you want to talk about um well i mean if we're talking about singing ronnie i mean who am i to deny everyone from the news that there is a well she's not a new shantues but she seems to have been inspired by one of her co-stars on the love hotel that's right none other than ashley ashley darby went to 54 below and she went and sang some show tunes uh I'm going to press play. Maybe we can, I think you'll be able to hear it on, wait, no, here, I'll set this. Is everyone ready to hear Ashley Darby singing at 54 below?

All right. I press play and then I, then I get the spinning circle. Thanks a lot. So maybe like the internet's like, no, we are protecting you. We are protecting you. The internet doesn't want you getting PTSD. Can you hear this? Mm-hmm.

Oh, she's making her play for Chicago, huh? The way down side in the line to get to see, Roxie. Yeah, she wants it. It's not the worst we've heard. But it's a little community theater. She's in like a pink, sparkly dress. So anyway. Anyway, she's on her cabaret dream.

The reviews are in. I just want to tell you what the listeners are saying is that went on. No. How could you do this to us, question mark? Stop that. Stop that. No, you stop it right now. Who okayed this?

My ears are bleeding. Who's the piano player? That's my favorite. Who's the piano player? She's like, yeah. She's the one person to sell block tango that everyone agrees. No, she should be there. No.

he did not none of us had that coming none of us had that coming it was not deserved for a justifiable crime so that that's like singing uh in the in the world now some other stuff that is in here um there where was it i mean people were by the way i was surprised how many people were really alarmed by uh ariana and hudson breaking up i think they were more concerned for kim zolsiak's sake because i think

Kim was really banking on that Hudson, that fried chicken money to be the next chapter for life. Literally. And that's gone. Yeah. So I am a little, you know, I think we're all a bit concerned for her on that front. And speaking of Atlanta, this is some news that just broke about like two hours ago. This is stupid, but amusing, which is that Kelly, you may remember her from the, one of the

newbies from Real Housewives of Atlanta because I know most people are like, who's Kelly. She's a new housewife. She hired Fadre to represent her in a court battle with her ex. Do you think that's a smart idea, Ronnie, do you think that will actually be a productive use of Kelly's money? You know, I don't know. I don't know how success. I mean, I know that she's been a lawyer for a long time, obviously. It's Fadra Parks. But I don't know that I'd want like an undertaker lawyer. I mean, I don't, she has her hands and her fingers on a lot of pot. You know what I mean? So I don't know. I I think I'd want someone maybe focused, like more focused on being a laura. Do we hear of any, like, high power cases?

I think the only case we saw her taking was that one where she was taking like a big briefcase of cash in a parking lot in her first. Yeah, remember. Well, there's Bobby Brown. She represented Bobby Brown, which I think was her clothing. That went well, did it? Probably not. There was the briefcase guy.

Oh, wait, there was also the party planner who wanted to sue candy. so yeah that's that's a positive endorsement yeah I feel like this is maybe not Kelly's wisest move

I feel like when was the last time Fadre actually was practicing law I don't know I think she's been practicing right I think she's like an on on again off again law practice by the way Michelle in the comment says

do you have hazel eyes Ronnie I do like Kelly Clarkson yes I do have hazel eyes yeah you can start to you can tell a little more in the dark because the light is brighter on my face. I think mine are brown. Mine changed. My eyes, the lights can get into it.

In bright light, mine will become hazel. Or if I'm in a park or something like that that's green, they'll turn bright green. It's really weird. Oh, wow. Yeah. Your eyes look so hazel right now. Yeah. Super hazel.

They're hazel. It's like a big hazel energy. Did we already go over the Brit Eady video that she made in a pool? Did we already talk about this speaking of Atlanta? So she's in the pool, I guess, with a friend and her husband, and she's just, you know, going on and on about, you know, fuck most people. She means a bitch. And they want to talk about my videos. Oh, yeah.

Well, what about Shamea's porn? There's Shamea porn. You can find it on the Internet. So go look for it, everybody, because you'll find Shabeele Porn. I mean, it was a really long video. I watched a lot of it. But that was the gist of it, you know. She's never coming back to the show.

She's too good for it. Why would she even go to the reunion? No one deserved her time. They're all a bunch of liars. And Shimea has porn on the internet. Yeah, it seems like a weird thing to proclaim while you're simultaneously suing Bravo for like a bad work environment because someone was claiming that there was porn of you being displayed at an event. So you just go around and you do it to Shemia who was like not part of that. It just goes to show what trash Brit Eadie is.

And like if you're going to quit a show, quit a show, but don't quit a show and then, you know, just keep complaining about it and trying to stay relevant on the show. If you want to say relevant on the show, you would have stayed with the show and you wouldn't have been so ridiculous. Not that we wanted you to stay. I'm happy that Brit Edy is gone. One of the worst casting choices of all time for Bravo. I think she's like down there with Diana Jenkins. Yeah, she was not. Although I would, I would argue that Diana Jenkins, Diana Jenkins was probably one of the most vile people.

that Bravo ever hired, but I would argue that Diana Jenkins had a lot of campy appeal because she was so awful, but she had that kind of like European villainess energy that like is like very funny to me as like a gay man. But Brit Eadie just didn't even bring camp. She just was like trash, lying trash. And I said good riddance to her. Yeah. Why gosh. So, oh, so there's just some stuff that I'm reading in the comments here. Sarah says Adriana was on a podcast where she said one of the reasons Julia's daughters is upset with her is because Julia used the daughter to care for Martina while she was away in Europe for facial surgery. Oh, and that gets to a little bit of what Gertie was talking about. When Gertie brought up the face, the facelift at the wedding, that was one of the precursors to Julia tossing the water in her face. Julia is obviously very sensitive about that because Gertie was had something along the lines of while Martina is like

sick you went off and got yourself a facelift and so especially if the daughter is then the one who had to take care of Martina during that time then yeah I can imagine that adds some some texture to that situation. Yeah. Speaking of Miami there so there was there was a thing recently with Gertie she was commenting on she's speaking with Emily Hain

Hi, Emily. Love ya. She was speaking on her Instagram, recent post, and Julia's social worker left a comment. So Gertie says, no, I did not offer to get on the cruise. She asked me, and that's what my text messages proved. Till this day, I still don't know why my text messages were blurred in the first place. There was no big reveal, no big reveal, except for this simple fact, shrug, shrug emoji. This is a shrug emoji with a shaking head, okay? But blurring them made it seem like I was exposing intimate details, which I would never do.

I would never do that. So then there's a comment by Connie Going that says at Gertie Design, you are the eternal victim. Dot, dot, dot, dot. You get four dots in this ellipses. Move on, space, dot. This show defines no one. Space dot. So Connie, I'm sorry, but Connie typing a comment like my mom, spaces before periods, four periods in an ellipsy.

And Gertie responds, hi, Connie, I recognize you from our short. show. You're Julia's social worker, but did she pay you a bonus to also be on her social media spokesperson? Stay out of this and stick to foster caring. I will publicly expose all the nasty comments you have wrote about me and sent me at three periods in an ellipsies. And if you've seen the show, you know I will. So keep it up, Connie. Thumbs up emoji. Maybe she's Julia's social worker. Like she literally works on her social media. That's truly what the social is my love she's a she's the social worker getting the kids for her and going and fighting for julia on comments on instagram that's messulous grow up connie going yeah come on

connie um i have something that i'm loath to bring up because you know i don't really like to talk about this at oh really well keep it up connie keep it up keep it up uh yeah though but i feel like i feel like i should mention this but there is mcby dynasty news which is that Stephen McBee was sentenced. It's happened. It's happened. Stephen McBee, Sr.,

America's sweetheart, he is going to jail for two years for fraud. See, the thing is that's him going to jail for fraud, like that's not shocking. That's not like Wendy O'SFO was shocking. You look at this guy and you say, this is someone who's going to commit fraud

if he has some already, you know? So, two years, two years behind bars. Yeah, the whole first season, you're like, this guy's totally going to jail at some point. Because he kept saying, oh, you know, our equipment's always getting stolen. And you know, guys, if we have one more insurance claim, we're in trouble.

We can't have another insurance claim. And it's like, I mean, it seems so obvious now looking back, you know. So, yeah, he got a couple of years. So it'll be interesting to see because the boys also got a season three of the show. So they picked up filming to watch his sentencing or to film his sentencing. and I guess that they're going to be shooting a third season of that show. So we will be seeing how the boys are dealing with the most important farm in. What's the name of their place that they live?

Missouri and Gatlin. In Gatlin, Missouri. Yeah, and Gatlin. It's the most important. You are the most pessimistic person ever met about farms. Sentencing. That's also when Cole tries to form a thought. They call that sentencing.

Speaking of Cole, he posted a. story and it's a picture from the wedding from jesse's wedding it's like jesse and what's the name of his wife like claire or something like that what's her name lydia lindsay just i don't know i don't i don't remember the what so i'm there i'm there for jesse i'm just there for jesse so jessie and and whatever her face was i know the mom's christie christie is the mom there's cole and then lady cole and then there's steve senior and then there's a kaelan there should be at beth but i don't think there is a bath. I feel like it should be, though. What's the name of the blonde twit,

the young one? See, I've already purged their names. Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember. Is she Kayla, Caitlin, whatever her name is? Oh, she's the worst. Cola. Cola. Her name is Kayla. Kayla. No, Kayla is his ex-girlfriend. Kayla is the main guy, Steven's ex. Yeah. Cal. Right. So she's, so we see all the McBs. They're all standing. And it says, we will get through anything together to the heart of fucking man I know.

it's our turn to be here for you we got you dad like yeah you'll get through anything except for like a splash of coffee or like some kool-aid because you guys are wearing so much white right now and you guys will all crumble the bits the moment that should get stained that's like all i want to do is just take some sort of like vividly red liquid and splash at that instagram story right now oh so they wore they all wore white on an instagram story about their dad being innocent it's a little on the nose it's a wedding it's like nothing shows how we we stand strong like standing here behind a bride and a groom

with an octagonal arch not so far away hexagonal band that was hexagonal hexagonal hexagonal hexagonal well he went to

another shocking arrest was Camille from below deck she was arrested for a DUI this is like my favorite thing that I read that idiot she's an idiot in so many different ways and now she's added another dimension to it well

that's a lot of lot of people being arrested and breaking up and being thrown in jail and being almost thrown in jail. I mean, come on. There's a lot of, a lot of court, you know who's working right now on Bravo. People in the court system. They have a very busy time in Bravo news right now because there's a lot going on. Did you see Camille's mugshot? I'm going to tell you this right now, not as good as Wendy and Eddie's. Camille looks like she literally just like crashed right through a 7-11 or something. She does not,

this is a rough mug shot. As probably, this is probably bottom three. It's also a terrible camera that they're using. It's like a very grainy. It's not very good. But she is, it does say she's six feet.

Is that true? Oh, no, she's five foot six. Sorry, I was reading it wrong. I was like, damn,

she's six feet. Yeah, she looks rough. She looks rough and she's wearing like a little jewel tier on her, the very edge of her eyes. She's peaked. She's done. Yeah, she's done.

You're cooks. You cooks, Camille. Well, I think it's time to turn this over and talk to some of our listeners. What say you ban? It sounds like a great idea. Let's do it. All right, everybody who's just listening, thank you so much for joining us. Thanks to Leah Black for being here.

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