Watch What Crappens - #3052 RHOP S10E04 Part 1: The Preak-Ness Monster Filter

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac try to argue at Preakness, and when that doesn’t pan out they head on vacation for another try. This time, Giselle has a huge fight planned over…Instagram filters. It’s all worth it when a noob shuts down Ashley. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crapins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Oh, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crapins. I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben. Hello, you gorgeous man. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. I love seeing you in a hotel setting. The vertical blinds really brings us back, doesn't it?

Isn't this gorgeous? Just look, I'll move out of the way so everyone can see the crack of light coming through. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Oh, those are not vertical blinds, are they? Those are curtains. They're just curtains. They're just your standard hotel curtains. but I am recording from the Big Easy right here in the heart of New Orleans. It's so exciting, a New Orleans podcast, at least on my end. Yeah, I'm just home. But I've been looking at all your pictures going all over, Nola.

It's cute. You've met some of the crappy, crappy listener, Crappin's listeners. You got some prelines, at Leia's Pralines. Whoa. Well, no, it's the craziest thing. I got in Saturday around noon or one. I dropped myself off in the hotel, and I was like, let me like launch myself into the French quarter. So I started walking over there.

I walked like two blocks. And then I hear Ben Mandelker and I look and it is someone named Kate, who we actually met in Seattle. Kate lives in Washington. But Kate famously sent us that video of Heather Dubrow talking to someone at the Nola Airport because I guess she was in Nola earlier this year, and this was Kate again, and Kate had gotten married the night before, and she was now packing up to leave to go on to the next chapter, whatever, but I guess she had come back to New Orleans to get married, and what are the odds? I almost didn't even take that walking route, and I changed it at the last second, and more of the odds to run into Kate,

who lives in Washington, not D.C., but Washington State right there on the street. So that was very funny to me. I love it. Yeah, and then on top of that also, our friend Nichelle Turner from Entertainment Tonight. She was staying a block away, it turns out. So then I went and got to hang out with her. And then she's like, I'm going to drive you. She was like, I'll drive you to dinner because I had a dinner reservation. And then there was a parade.

And the parade let out. Of course, there was a parade, by the way, of course. It's New Orleans. The parade at all times. It was a crazy parade. And we got stuck in the parade traffic for an hour to go like two miles away. It was wild. so it's been like a it's been full of all sorts of adventure here in uh oh you're frozen

oh oh did i lose my connection here a little bit so you were just sitting in traffic with michelle i was for an hour which was great it's a great way to bond with someone so yeah that's a great that's a great person to get stuck in traffic with she's awesome That's what we did for an hour. We just sang the Entertainment Tonight theme song for an hour. Talked about what a little bitch John Tesh was. Mary Hart, am I right? So it's been so fun here.

Oh, I saw a little baby alligator. A little baby alligator. Isn't that funny? Yeah, that's pretty cute. I guess it's not funny. It's not funny at all. Like, it was basically... Well, it's funny for you because I already imagined the squeal you squealed as you ran and hid.

No, I was in a safe distance. No, Dom and I went back to that. Remember we went to that park where we went to what's it called Cafe Dumond. So Dom and I went back to that park and there's like a little, like a little lake, a little pond in there. And there was like a little girl just like walking around and she started throwing bread at all the, at all the eye. all these birds are flocking. And it's like, don't do that because you're going to attract the alligators. And sure enough, there had been like a little alligator that had been sunning. I mean, it was about as long as a shoe, maybe a little bit longer. And then, of course,

to start paddling over like, oh, yeah, I mean, get an ibis. As if it could. It was so small. But I love that. Like, toxic masculinity runs even in alligators. And so, so then, like, we had to, like, tell the little girls, like parents, like, um, don't throw, bread because it attracts birds and birds attract alligators and they're like uh-huh because there's an alligator right there they're like oh no charliece get over here um so anyway they're like whatever loser their their child's legs are sticking out of an alligator mouth like whatever it's like being rolled and i'm so upset because robin the singer from southern charm new orleans she sings in this hotel but not during the time that i'm staying

here. It's like on Thursdays only. So I'm very sad that I have to be missing Robin. Aw. Well, good. I'm glad you're having fun out of there. That's my entire New Orleans. Yeah, my New Orleans wrap up for everyone. This has been Ben's eye on New Orleans. Oh, I also ate at Nina Compton's restaurant last night. That's the last thing I'll mention. Nina Compton, who was on Top Chef, who we love

and we also feel like should have won her season of Top Chef. Was that Top Chef Philadelphia? Maybe she was on? I don't remember. But she should have won Top Chef and we ate at a restaurant last night, which I got to say was was good not great not going to lie it could have been better i had a um carlos gaitown's restaurant in uh disneyland they in like downtown disney he has a restaurant in downtown disney and it was amazing yeah really chef it was he's a michelin star chef now i had no idea wow um so delicious that was some of the best food i've ever had we both had a top chef weekend i know

I was sad about Nina's restaurant I sort of got the sense that Nina's restaurant was probably amazing when it first opened but now it's been a few years and I don't think she's back there in the kitchen and it's kind of like one of those things where you feel like maybe the quality has lapsed a little bit like it was overall like good

but like there was some stuff that was so salty like my entree was so salty like I almost couldn't finish it but of course I did but it was good it was definitely good but I was saying I love me now I know I love Nina too

I don't hold it against her I hold it against to whoever's running the kitchen back there. Now, all right. Well, whoever works there, kill that person. And everybody else. Throw that person overboard. Throw that person to the baby alligator. And everybody else, welcome to Watro Craven.

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super fun. And I think that's it. That's all we have to promote right now. That's it. Whoa, isn't that great? Yeah. So today is Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10, episode for Tropic like it's hot.

What a funny episode. This episode was so good. Potomac is really strong this season. Less strong is Kierina, she's really, she's starting to grate me. Why is it that anytime someone walks onto an episode, Kierna gives them stank eye? Like, really, like, you are trying to

hard to be relevant this season. Like, you went from being invisible to doing too much. Well, you know why I'm liking this season so far? Because it's an audition season. And we love some Bravo auditions. This is where Bravo is like, uh-oh, it's time.

We need to get a whole bunch of new housewives. Let's just throw a whole bunch of people in there. And I include Kierna in this, because even Although she's been here three years now, it doesn't seem like it. They're like you're still auditioning, Kierna. But, yeah, everybody's auditioning, and it's like Housewives Improv. You know, you guys come in here. We're going to put you at a lunch.

You guys better fight about something, or you're out of here. And they have to come in and do their audition. And they are trying so fucking hard, and it's so stupid. It's literally one of the dumbest seasons of any Housewives show. I think we've watched as far as, like, trying to have a fight every minutes and they're all just idiotic. They're all idiotic. I mean, Giselle came after someone in all seriousness over Instagram filters. She really, I mean, it's so stupid, but it's still funny. And I love to watch a good audition. That's why

Chorus Line is such a great show. And even movie, despite the bad reviews when it came out. Dona, no, no, no, no, I hope I get it. I hope I get it. How many housewives do they need? So that's how I'm looking at it. And it's making it much more. Yeah, I think it's like a great season so far. I'm, I am a little surprised that Angel is a full-time housewife because she definitely gives friend of energy. She feels like a new version of Jacqueline quite a bit. So I'm, I'm really surprised. Maybe it's because she has a football player husband, but Jassy has a football player husband and she's not full-time. And I always, I was thinking to myself originally, like, it's shocking that they didn't make Jassie a full-time housewife, both last season and this season. But now I'm realizing that that there is a certain joy in, like, keeping Jassy as a friend of. Like, there's certain people, like, on Miami, you have Adriana and Marisol who are kept in a friend of jail because they want it so badly that it's almost more, it's almost funnier seeing them strive so hard to get the act, like, to be like full-time, like,

housewife, how Marlow was so good as someone who just wanted to be a housewife. And then she'd be a housewife, and it wasn't as good. And so I think they discovered that with Jassy. She's someone who probably could be a housewife, but it's a bit more entertaining to keep her on the fringes. So she's, like, working really hard for it. Yeah, I mean, Jesse's kind of a non-starter for me. She always has been. I don't really get it.

I shouldn't say non-starter. No pun intended, because someone's been a starter for 10 years or whatever, which is another stupid argument in this. But I agree about the other one, Angel. But I love that Angel doesn't really seem cut out for this. and so they're just you know it's like when you have a piece of meat that's too rough and you don't want to marinate it overnight and so you put it in a plastic bag with all of the seasonings and then you just beat the crap out of it with a mallet and just hope that it tenderizes that's what they're doing right now to angel they've thrown her in a plastic bag with some adobo and some chicken stock and they are just pounding the shit out of her for no reason and it's hilarious they just keep attacking this poor woman for nothing she hasn't done anything to anyone and there's literally like let's just pound Angel every episode. Let's see if we can make Angel cry a day. They sense weakness.

They sense weakness and she's like a little slippery They also sense money. And you know this cast gets very jealous. They do. There's money. There's weakness. There's slipperiness because I mean Angel does sometimes forget certain things that have been

shown on camera. So I think they don't I don't think that they respect someone who comes on as a lap dog. they're seeing her as a lap dog. And there probably is a sense of like, wait a second, she gets to be a full-time housewife, but she is giving friend-dub energy because the friend-dubs are usually the lap dogs. So I think they're coming for her about, I think they just, the reason why Giselle is going

to come at her about Instagram filters is because she senses that this woman is weak and she can do it, you know, and Angel does not do a very good job of being like, you better shut the fuck up, Giselle. You know, she instead tries to sort of explain it, et cetera. And now Wendy is eating her up. And I don't know how she's going to make it through this season, quite frankly. I think she's like, I think she's already, she's already lost. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not going to, I'm not putting it past her because the ones who have like retreats and the ones that are into meditation, I say it every time there's a character like this, they are always the craziest people in real life and on these shows. And so,

They just need to break her down. And they will. They will break her down. She's already close. They're going to break her. And then we'll see what comes out. You know, they're going to make that flower bloom early. So we're going to see what's going to happen.

I'm still holding out hope for her. I'm still holding out hope. They want her to turn on Kierna. If she turns on Kierna, which there were sort of hints that she was going to, then I think they'll be happy. And the funny part is, which I almost forgot about, is that we had the first sign of a rift between Kierna and Angel. was the fact that Angel actually stood up for Wendy in the whole beef about Wendy asking Kierna, if she did her own makeup? And Angel said, well, did you ask Wendy how she was doing?

So if anything, Angel was taking up for Wendy, and then Wendy completely, you know, last episode kind of like turned the tables on Angel. And now Angel, of course, doesn't like Wendy anymore. But I think if she turns on Kierna, then Giselle will ease off. because they love that. They love when someone turns on their friend. Yeah, they just need to get them fighting so that they don't have to try so hard. Because Ashley and Giselle and Wendy are all three trying really hard. They're just like, let's start some fights, get these people going so we can sit back and not have to do much, you know?

But it's going to take a lot of work. So we'll see who breaks first and who becomes crazy. But they got Tia today, too, and Tia didn't have any problem shutting Ashley down, which was glorious. It was glorious to see. Tia had a great. great episode. She cemented herself as one of my faves. Oh, yeah. Even though she was so good. Yeah, she already was. But now she actually have something tangible to be like, why she's our favorite beyond just having an accent. It was like she lived up exactly to our potential.

And Tia, Tia walks around this cast like she's been on the show for four years already, which is what I love about her. She's so self-possessed. And she just, I mean, the way she just, Wow. The way she handled Ashley was so hilarious and so great. She basically treated Ashley like one of her daughters and got it together. And then her own son, she got her son together when her son threatened to be adopted away from the family. She's like, okay, well, don't do it before Sunday. Thank you so much. And be sure, it's somewhere close so I can call you. Mommy will miss you and you're adopted. So good. All right, well, let's get it going. So we are on our way to Prechmus in the Sprinter van. And, um, Karen is still trying with Stacey. She's, you know, she's done with Stacey. And she's like, you can do anything now, Stacey. And she's like, Kay hates me.

I just, I've never understood when, I mean, I'm just breathing. And she's like, I hate the way you breathe. Girl, everyone on this cast hates the way you breathe. Have you not been paying attention the past four weeks? Use a different analogy. This one would set you up for failure. So Kieran is like, Stacey's not touching me. He's not touching me in your hair.

Like, it's just Stacey. Yeah, they're trying to be my friend. And everyone's like, just I was like, yes, Stacey, you are a toucher. Put your butt back. Get your butt back over there. Yeah, I think that like, I'm ready to see some horses and, like, make some money. Like, that's what I came in to do and everything. So now they're, like, settling down from their little fight that they had before.

And Greg has given her 20s to give to everybody, big spend her over there. So now they go to Preakness. And this is so key or no, too, to be like, my boyfriend, give us money to spend, ladies. Here's a 20. I know. Giving everyone $20, Kierna, come on. That is so sad. I mean, hundies, maybe.

Hyundai minimum, if you're going to be handing out bills. I think so. 20. And then she's like, how many are that? Yeah. And then she's like, I'm going to give that girl less money. Less than 20? Girl, come on.

Is there a laundromat body so you can get some actual quarters to give people, you cheap ass. So they arrive And Wendy has little gold binoculars Which she holds up all the time Because that's a pop And she's in the pop comedy And she's she's hilarious Wendy's like hilarious you guys

So she does that They take a group shot and stuff And she's like I'm so excited to host The ladies at Puechness We can all enjoy the festivities First Lady First Lady First Lady First Lady

First Lady First Lady who I know very well I'm gonna be seeing her a little bit She's gonna love us She can hang out with us So Keanu gives out her $20 and, again, less to Stacey. And then they're all just like all excited to be there and everything. And Stacey is like, like, cannot believe she got less.

And Kieran was trying to get changed to give Stacey the fewer than $20. I think, again, Kierna really thinks that she's being like so hilarious by giving Stacey less than $20. But I'm like, you don't understand. You just like that $20 is already your high watermark. All right is like, it's just too sad. Like, so it doesn't, it's not funny when you're giving Stacey less. It's just more emphasizes how sad your initial offer is. And later on, Giselle will show you exactly what a Potomac level shade, prop shade is, not like giving $15 instead of $20.

I mean, you might as well be handing out discount car wash coupons, you know? It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing. So, um, now there's like, you know, twerking for their money or whatever. And now she's like, I'll give you a titty. And so Stacey tries to twerk with them. And, you know, it's Stacey twerking, which is basically like watching a toothpick in the wind. Just kind of.

Teethpick in the wind. It's not going to work. No. So then they're just still all talking and everything and they're being silly, placing bets. And Wendy, in the middle of it says, you know, just bring my name up to Angel. She'll talk about me for seven minutes. She tells, oh, something happened. Where's something's happening?

Where'd you all go, by the way? Where'd you all go to school? Temple? And Wendy's like, yeah, but we didn't know. We don't know each other. I never spoke with her whatsoever. But then she goes, but I did hear that she didn't graduate, which is funny. Like, you don't know, you didn't know her.

You didn't speak with her. But somehow you know whether or not she graduated from Temple. Interesting. Yeah, and Angel isn't trying to make a storyline like she knows Wendy. This isn't that. And Wendy's trying to make it that, but it's not that. Wendy, every season, wants to make it like somebody's just dying to know her. It's like an NACA thing all over again where she's like, oh, she's just dying to know me as if her mom didn't call her and threaten her life or whatever that whole thing was.

She's like, I miss that storyline, by the way, of the mom threatening. Wendy's mom calling a threatening NECA. That was so good. The season of shrine fights. Oh, my God. The shrine battle was a rough one. But that was another example where Wendy was like, I don't even know the school. I don't know who she is.

And I was like, Wendy was like friends with Wendy. I'm sorry, NECA was friends with Wendy's sister. Like they definitely knew each other. And Wendy was acting like she didn't know. So again, here comes Wendy, acting like she doesn't know who Angel is. And yet seems to know enough that, um, that she didn't graduate. So just all Angel said was that she knew her, but they weren't friends like that. They just went to the same school and she saw the school.

So Angel is not trying to make it sound like, oh, I know when. Wendy, ooh. But Wendy's trying to make it sound like Angel is saying that. And it's, you know, it's kind of embarrassing for Wendy, but it's very on brand. So I enjoy it. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. So, Giselle's like, wow, but just the other day, she said she graduated in what, 09, and you graduated 03, and Wendy's like, 06. So Giselle's like, well, let me check my sources.

because the word on the street is, that didn't happen. Ah, it's like, well, I think something may have transpired. That's why she left. And, like, Wendy's, like, looking away, like, she's dropping, dropping some tea and everything. And Jazeel's really funny in this scene because she just kind of dropped her mouth and looks at Wendy, like, oh, my God, that is the least subtle I've ever seen you try to be as far as trying to get me to be messy, but I'll do it anyway. She just laughs in her face. I know. She's like, okay, I'll still do it.

She's like, you still have no chill with any of this storyline forming, but I'll do it. it for you anywhere. I'm bored. I know. In fact, I'm surprised that that's what she, that she chose Instagram filters over graduation controversy for this evening's grand clash at the dinner table. She's like, you know what? I will go with the one that I can more easily prosecute. What are these Instagram filters? Yeah. So, wow, guys, huge controversy. One of them graduated in 2009 and one of them graduated in 2003. So it's big. There's a big fight brewing. So now they're talking about whether or not Stacy bet

And she's like, I'm not betting Case giving a tutorial I don't know, but I put that $20 in my pocket curl That's how you stay rich And then meanwhile this like random guy We cut to like this guy It's like handsome guy is talking to Ashley And he's like you seem like an interesting person

I'd love to get to know you a bit more Maybe take you out I was like wow So this man is he looks tall handsome, wealthy, respectful, interesting. He has no shot with Ashley. Unless you are bald and over 60 and creepy and look like you may want to throw a ring into a volcano, I'm sorry, sir, you better move along. I'm sorry, unless you look like the bottom of a shoe, you are not welcome here, sir.

Unless you look like one of the rock trolls from Frozen, unfortunately, you're just going to have to move on, sir. You thought you could just win over Ashley because you're handsome and seem to have a nice personality and a respectful? I don't think so, sir. Unless you have the face of a baby as seen through one of those machines they look at babies at. What is it called when you go to get your baby looked at when it's inside your stomach? An ultrasound. Yeah. Unless you have the face of an electrosound baby.

Unless you look like the baby from Roger Rabbit, playing. the boss baby playing gollum you're just not going to have a shot Ashley Darby I'm sorry but unless you look like a blister that's about to pop you are not welcome here sir okay we need crustier

crustyum good luck to you sorry not enough to you should be ashamed forever thinking out of your eyes and nose sorry shame on you for thinking that your beautiful face and nice personality would ever win over a woman You have failed

But also what a thirst bomb To be at Preakness With cameras everywhere And being like, I'm going to go hit on one of those people on camera Like sit and go over there So no one needs you to hear You thirsty, thirsty man So now they sit down to eat

And Angel's feet hurt That's her storyline And Stacy's like I can't believe Ashley's been here five minutes And she already has a date How was that possible? Wait, are you still seeing Beavis? What happened to Beavis?

And she's like, well, we're figuring it out. But right now I have no boyfriend and no husband. So you're single until you're married. That's how I feel. And Stacy's like, Giselle, do you have a boyfriend? I do not, da. So you're single? I'm single.

All right, I'll just stick that in my pocket for later tonight. Got it. So we find out that Angel is going to try and set Giselle up with somebody. And Wendy's like, if he bald? He is. Is he chocolate? Zelle's like, oh, my God, I hate you guys. And he is.

And they're like, that's all she needs. Good job. Good pick. Yeah, we see pictures of Jamal and Sherman. Sherman, God. The one that got away, Sherman. That's him. Giselle's like, okay, you have some work to do.

after the strip ah so ashley is um they're all sitting at this table so as she's going to try to be messy and she's about to fail because she's like hey everyone so i called you guys while you were shopping and like i was very happy to invite wendy and giselle to come over and have a fun time and then from what i understand tia you called me rude because i didn't invite the whole group and so we've seen that basically audition time let's see how it goes. It's audition number one. Tia. Tia, love your headshot. Don't have much credits, but you know what? We're here to find new talent. Let's see how she does. So we see a flashback and basically it was like four of the women were there or something

like that or three of the women and Ashley called them, it was on speakerphone and invited only two of the three women to go shopping with her, excluding Tia. And so when Ash got off the phone, And Tia was like, rude. And so now Aschia's heard that Tia said rude, because clearly Giselle was like, oh, Tia said you are rude, because Giselle is so messy. And now the audition begins and seen. Well, it was just tongue-in-cheek because we were all there. Now, usually, if you're not inviting the other people, you would maybe not invite them in front of the person you're inviting. So, yeah, I was like, oh, rude.

And then Kierna goes, what's tongue and cheek? Sorry, it's Kierna. We don't have time to teach you English, okay? It's hard enough trying to teach you housewivory. You are here in your third year and you still don't know how to do this. We can't teach you English as well, okay?

What's next? Freaking math? We don't have time for this, okay? Don't homeschool. My friend in high school, Sana, she used to think the expression was tongue and sheik. So she used to be like, ooh, I love that. It's very tongue and chic.

I was like, Sana, you're saying it wrong. And she's like, really? I was like, yes. Sana now writes for the New Yorker, but, you know, whatever. Well. Also, English was not her first language. Maybe not anymore. This is going to come up in the lunchroom and they're going to be like, you're out of here.

She's like, well, I just always wanted to write for such a tongue and chic publication. She doesn't write for the New Yorker. She writes short stories that. Anyway, this point is she's a professional writer. That's a pretty good. That's a good writer. You've been published in the New Yorker. I know.

She's really good. She's really good. But I just loved how she's always be like, because Sonna was very, I always enjoyed Sona quite a bit, but it was always so funny. I just remember being in chemistry class, and she just turned around and said,

Ben, that's very tongue and sheke. I was like, tongue and chic. It didn't make any sense. You know, for me to make fun of everybody, or make fun of anybody. is really something, because until a few years ago, I said that things were macabre. So, there you go.

Macabur. Like Hanukkah, it's like Judas Maccabur. So there you go. Well, I've also entered a phase in my life where for no good reason, I now say, um, no, I can't even remember the word that I mispronounce. It's the one that's one of those Latin words. Never, moving on. So Tia tries to explain.

She says, tongue and cheek is like, well, it wasn't that serious or deep. But I want to know. Okay, well, it just rolled off my tongue. Yeah, but it's like a chin check, but it's not. She goes, no, chin check is aggressive. Tongue and cheek is not aggressive. I understand that both expressions feature parts of the face,

but they're not exactly the same thing, Keanu, your poor thing. And Ashley, who I also think doesn't know what tongue and cheek means, is like, yeah, but then you kind of shaded me and you said it was tongue and cheek. And she goes, no, I said, no, listen, tongue and cheek is not shade. Keep up. Keep up. And when he goes, oh, no, not keep up. Keep up was great. Keep up. I'm a British person telling you about tongue and cheek. Also, I don't know if necessarily, actually I don't, I'm not totally sure that when Tia said rude, that it was totally tongue and cheek, but I guess tongue and cheek. up. So Ash is like, well, sometimes when people do something that's tongue in cheek, it's inadvertently shady, so I am keeping up. Ashley, if I think you're rude today, I will say to Ashley, I think you're very rude. So if I, so if I apologize and I said I did not mean it,

I've already spoken about it. I don't know what you're struggling with. I'm not struggling. And Jezeal's like, this is no longer tongue in cheek. It's like Jazeel's got it. I like that Jizal got it. Ashley, if there's been a real offense, then we can be offended. But if I've said I've apologized, now it's your choice. If you want to keep digging, dig. But I'm not going to get dirty with you. And can I just say, I do have an issue with you right now.

Because when I met Giselle, she said to me, the minute my friend Ashley meets you, she's going to fancy you. And nothing, not a bum pinch, not on anything. I'm just disappointed. See how of miraculously made this light-hearted. See, you've forgotten about the fact that I just totally destroyed you. over the issue of tongue and cheek. Chisera told me that you were a lesbian for attention.

And I was really hoping that I would get hit on in some sort of a way. A little bum chick, a little make-out in a Western bar in front of handsome men to try and pull their attention told you. And nothing, nothing. Not even a little Katie Perry. I kissed a girl in passing. Come on. She's like, where's my by-action?

But also just to clear the air, it was fucking rude, Ashley, for you to call on speakerphone, when three people are there and only invite two of them. That is fucking rude. So what are you asking for an apology for? A hundred percent. It was rude. Yeah, it was 100% rude. And by the way, Tia is saying, it's like the smallest thing, compared to the things that people actually do, going back to that shrine fight, don't forget that entire shrine fight was started because Ashley sat down Wendy and spread some misinformation.

I would say, like, you know, you're going to, like, try to come for Tia for just saying the word rude when you actually cause a season-long rift between two women because you were being messy. I don't think that, like, you're one to be complaining about people doing obnoxious things. So, Jassy then comes over. She's like, hey, oh, my God, they let me film with you guys today. How's everyone doing? And so she's all excited. Everyone says hi. And it's like, oh, my God, Jassy.

And, of course, they cut to Kierna, who has, like, stank face on. It's like, what now, Kier? Like, what did Jassie do? And do, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-n-oddition number two, Jassy versus Angel. Here we go. So, Angel's like, oh, hey, so I hear you're a wag. And it says on the screen, wives and girlfriends of high-profile sportsmen and women.

Jassy's like, wait, yeah. So Jassie's like, uh-huh. And she's like, fellow wag here. So they kind of give high-fives. And so she's like, oh, and you're a princess over there. Nice to meet you. So they talk about Darius and they're, you know, planning their wedding. And guys, dating is one thing.

But planning a wedding, that is a whole different thing. I mean, where do we put the illegitimate children? I mean, can they hold flowers yet? Are they allowed to be flower girls? So they do that. They've closed the RSVP. I love when, and I love when Jesse, I love just going back for a second, when Jesse sits down and says, everything is going good.

And she goes, we're in counseling. She's like, guys, it's so great. We're in counseling. That's like, I already told the producers, I think they may film it. Fingers crossed. Guys, we're planning a wedding right now through the shrink because Darius is still crazy. Well, hopefully we worked that out before the wedding. Yeah, it's going great.

So we closed the RSVPs, and it's just a weight off my shoulder. So, you know, it's time for some girl time. Am I right? what better time just got out of therapy. Come to Preakness. Come to Preakness. So Angel's like, oh, Jassy, what position does he play? He's a linebacker. What was, what position was Bobby? Oh, he was a tackle. He started for 10 years. Yeah, started. That means he was a, he was an important Bobby Massey tackled. He was a football player so famous. Oh, my God. You should have seen when he would talk to Bob Costas. Like Bob Costa said, he was his favorite. Yeah, just putting that out there. Yeah, it was a huge, huge fan. People just love my husband. Anyway, tell me more about yours.

What a coincidence. Ashley has been starting for 10 years as well. Ashley's like, yeah, tongue-in-cheek my ass. So then Wendy's like, oh, no, not started. I know she didn't say started. I know that's right. Like that was offensive. What she said was not offensive.

I don't care what anybody says. I was not offensive. She asked what is he playing. She said he was a. to tackle and he started for 10 years. But like it was one thing, I don't know, it landed a little bit like a brag. She was like, he was a starter. Like it was almost like, well, the question was, what position was it?

And like, she just sort of leaned in and then added that little sizzle to it. It just, I don't know. There is a difference between saying, oh, he was a tackle and he was a starter for 10 years. which was really cool. That's one thing versus like, what position does your husband play? Oh, he's a linebacker. My husband was a tackler. He was a starter.

Well, I'm sorry that my husband was like a thirsty element. I'm sorry that my husband has a better resume than your husband, but I'm not going to dim my light for your husband, okay, for your tackle husband. I mean, for your linebacker husband. I'm sorry, I'm not going to dim, I'm not going to dim my startle light, my starter light for a linebacker. Okay. Well, it came off a little bit more as a flex than as exposition, if you ask me. Well, they're allowed to flex. They literally call themselves a wags. I mean, that's a wife of a sports person. So I say that's what you do. Your bragging is in your nickname. So I say go

for it. Yeah. So, we're split on that. Let's go ahead. Let's just call that as split. It's okay. It's a minor. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a minor split. It's not, not at the end of the world. We're in counseling, everybody. I've got an announcement to me. It's just another thing where Angel is just sort of, she's like kind of like flopping a little bit. She's not quite like land whatever. If she is just trying to benignly say like, oh my God, yeah, he was a starter for like 10

years, whatever. If she was trying to say that, I don't think it landed the way she was, she was intending. Well, no, not with everybody around her going, I can't believe she said that. And so Wendy's like, oh, no, not started. no, that's white. And Angel's like, yeah, he did. He was a 10-year-starter. So Wendy pulls out her pinoculars, and she's like, ooh, 10-year-thada.

Ooh, then you thought a. I'm like, how many degrees do you have again? And then this person who doesn't like bragging and others. Give me a break. That's true. That's very true. And then Jassie does mention Darius is on his seventh year. Six child, seventh year.

So happy, he's counseling. So they go outside to go watch some races And They're like The horses are going by and everything And Ashley is Ash is asking Kiana Are you okay with Jassy

Like your body language really changed When she showed up at the table And Kiana's like Well I thought we were I mean I heard some interesting things And then like she had like a problem with me apparently And now she's like well She's been talking about you in the streets

And I came back to you Is that what you're saying? And she's like yeah like someone brought up back to me Like Jesse come here Jesse. Okay, Jazzy, I've got to warn that, like, you and Stacey had an issue with me. Don't-na-na-na-na-na-na-not-na-not. Audition number three. Kierna versus Jassy, Ben.

Jassi's like, well, I'm not aware either. I don't think. I don't think. Unless I was talking about you in counseling with Darius. We're doing it, guys. We did it, Joe. So Kierna's like, you told me this, Wendy. And so Wendy's like, what? Yeah, remember Wendy?

Come on, auditions. We don't have all day here. Okay, we've got a lot of people to see. The lens are around the ball. block. Keep up. So she's like, okay, remember when you said that Jassy and Stacey had like a little issue with me?

And she's like, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, guys. This is the first lady. This is the first lady. Okay, hold on. See that lady behind the fence that they're not letting us get near? Hold on a second. Let me go up to the fence. First lady, first lady.

It's me. It's me. First lady, first lady. So she's like, First Lady, Don Moore. First Lady, Don Moore. How are you, First Lady? and then we just see a blur on the face and an arrow pointing through the fence

the first lady. Don Moore barely even gets into frame. Like, it's literally, like, it's so off the side. And there's, like, a little thing that says, Dodd Moore did not want to appear on Real House of Potomac. She's like, and I'm like, I'm wondering if she made that request after Wendy went to jail.

I kind of think, no. I think this was even before Wendy, Wendy got arrested. I think Don Moore was like, I want nothing to do with this. Uh-uh. And, in fact, you know that because Don Moore literally had put up a fence. Like, she was on the other side of a fence. Like, the real house houses were, like, in their own penned-off area to stay away. It's like chain link.

Yeah. So, Don Moore, Don Moore. Hi, Don Moore. Do you have anything to stay the television? She's like, please don't show me. So, I was like, okay, what was happening? So Karen was like, okay, like back to my fate. So I told Jassy that you and Stacey had like an issue.

So to me, so like, and that wasn't privy about it. And I was like very taken back by that because I said like, wow, I didn't know that Jassy I had an issue. And Jassie's like, well, I'm a little bit taken back as well. What's going on? Should we get some more cameras in here? Because this is sort of like a big Jassy fight right now. Anyone?

Anyone? No. Okay, okay. Let me do. Don Moore's not looking anymore, right? First Lady, Don Moore. Okay. First Lady, Don Moore is not here anymore.

We can continue. So you and I were talking on the phone. Remember, there was a whole conversation. about who's going to be at the end of the AACP Awards. And then I said, do you know if Kay's coming? And then you said, ah, so I don't know, like that. So that's the conversation I had with you. You know, I said it that this seems like there's something there.

This seems like there's something there. That was it. Because, remember, you said, ah, I don't know. That sounds like it could be something. I mean, come on. Are you guys even hiring a pianist for this audition? Make some effort. So Jassy's like, okay, so it seems like there's something there and we have a beef is like two different things.

Like Wendy was just being messy. No, she's like, no, it wasn't being messy. I was just saying it seemed like there might have been an issue there. So Jassy is basically like, yeah, that was a stretch. So Karen was like, well, Wendy told me that she had just picked up an issue. And then when people say they picked up an issue, they didn't like. didn't pick it up from nowhere. So I'm like, Kierna, here's the thing, why, like, if, if you suspect that Wendy no longer

has your best interest and is a fake friend to you, if you think that this woman is out to undermine you, as you've been saying for the first four episodes of this season or three episodes, why do you suddenly believe that her word is gospel when it comes to what Jassy has to say? Karen, that's not the brightest bulb on the tree. I was just saying. She's not the brightest bulb in the silverware drawer, that's for sure. She's, yeah, Kierna, Kierna is just trying it. I mean, like, every single person who comes on to the screen, she has an issue.

Every single person, she is trying so hard. And, like, I'm glad she's trying more than last season, but, like, let's keep it within reason. So Kierna's like, Jassy, we can do a lot of things, but baby, I don't have time to do no lie. And Jesse's like, okay, listen, now look, I know that you're going through a lot with Greg. Yeah. So I don't want you to take that out on me. I mean, I know how difficult it must be to be with Greg, you know, that polyester enforcer. So, you know, I'm sorry for you.

Your skin must be itching from that uniform. So I'm sorry. I know you must be going through a lot with Greg, with what with him not being a football player. not being a seven-year starter, not having really anything close to having abs. That must be very difficult for you. But, you know, my heart goes out too. It was so beautifully condescending. I loved it from Jassy.

Don't speak on me and my man. You know that you do lying, so I'm going to keep it at that. Lying doer. Oh, I do lying now, do I? I do lie now, do I. Oh, got it. Got it. I do lying.

Okay. You're going through a lot. And I'm going to be here for you. You're going through so much, sis. I understand. It's like, no, you're going through a lot. You're marrying a man that has two kids on you. I get it.

And we see a flashback to Jassy trying to explain that situation. That was so funny. That was so funny. That was good. There were two boys that were created before me. They were manufactured before I arrived. There were pre-existing souls that were. that were put together creatively

before I arrived on the scene. Like, oh, okay. So Stacey's like, that is too low. That is too low. And Karen's like, you're marrying a man that had two kids on you so I can understand that you're going through a lot. But baby, I'm not going through nothing. And Jassy's like, um, okay, I just want to give you some grace.

Okay. That's so sad. I mean, Kay's in a rough spot. I would be upset, too, if all I got was a little condo that he didn't even pay for. Oh, man. She's so, she's being, she's being so hilarious to me, because you know, you know, I love an asshole like that. You know, I love a, like, a, like, when, like, when someone is just going to, like, condescend like that. Oh, I love it. But yeah, Kiana's starting it, and she's losing it very quickly. So Tia's like, well, is she coming on

holiday with us? I like that one, that jazzy girl. Justelle's like, um, I don't know. I haven't decided da and um kierna's saying oh well it's giving me vibes and i remember you know i'm sorry that's a no for me please don't take me out of my element i'm working very hard and angel angel no this is important because angel just goes bring chriese i like her she didn't say don't bring jassy she just said bring chriese i like her correct correct she did um by the way the moment that kierna said that's a no for me it's like sorry like don't take me out of my element i'm working hard And Giselle just hears, okay, so that means I definitely bring Jesse, absolutely, yeah. Like the moment you tell Giselle, please don't force me to be in a place with this person.

Giselle is going to do everything she can to make sure that person is there. Yeah. Okay, let's go pack for the trip. So we start with Ashley and her friend Corey, her stylist. And they are talking about needing warm stuff because, you know, Ashley. thinks it's either Bermuda or Bahamas or Barbados. Something with a B. Okay. Just back for something with a B. Yeah. It's none of those. It's actually Nevis, which I think I spent all of last episode calling Nevis. But then Angel, she's saying she's optimistic about having a good time

in Nevis. And she just hopes that it's an opportunity for sisterhood, L.O.L. that has never happened ever in the history of Real Housewives of any city. There's no such thing as sisterhood. that's just a word they use every night and then when they're sick of fighting and they want to just sort of sweep everything under the rug. This is a sisterhood and we may love a we may fight hard, but we love hard because that's what a sisterhood does. That's their way of saying, I'm exhausted. Do we have to fight anymore? I just want to have dessert. Yeah. But yeah, she thinks that there's going to be some sort of sisterhood and that's not going to happen whatsoever for you, Angel. So now it's two days later and it's 4 a.m. and it's airport gathering. Let's go.

So Kierna sees Angel and she's like, oh, so this is your first girl's trip? She goes, yeah, post-mobie, post being a mommy, which you would know if we've really been best friends for seven years or whatever, 20 years or whatever we're trying to say on this show. So let's turn it up. That is hilarious. You're totally right. How does Kierna not know that? Yeah. So then Jassy joins them.

And we keep saying Jassy, but it's jazzy. It's just spelled with two S's. So I don't know. Is it? I wish that was Jassy. And they all call her jazzy. Jassy? So she's like, hi, girls, I was given a late invite.

I'm just happy to be here with a late invite, honey. It's better to have a late invite than have to wear polyester every day because my boyfriend won't pay for my condo. Am I right? Jassy, by the way, I'm still going to call it. I'm committed to Jassy, at least through this episode, because I can't switch mid-episode to Jaze. It's like, I have to do a reset. It's like Nevis. Last week was Nevis.

This week is Nevis. I will update appropriately next week if necessary. But Jesse is here for the moment Jesse's a fun girl Jesse drives Kiana crazy So there's no reason for me not to invite her And Jesse has been through a lot When it comes to Mr. Darius

And we had to go through it a lot With a lot of baby mama drama And anyway, long story short She looks like she's gonna piss off One of the cast members And I just want to laugh So she's here So now we see some airplane footage time

And Ashley's like We're about to see some kitties and St. Kitts. And all the ladies are in first class, but Jazzy has economy. Yeah, I love that. And she really is trying. She's just so excited to be working today. I'm sorry, what'd you say?

No, she's so excited just to be there that she doesn't even mind that she's like in a middle seat in like Roe like 500 Z. And she's like, honey, me sitting in the back in economy. It was okay because at the end of the day, you get. nothing for nothing. Quite literally, I've got no perks back here, no amenities. I had to pay $50 for a Biscoff cookie. But either way, the champagne's going to taste just as good in the bag as it does in the front. I just have to pay a lot of money for it. I'm so happy. And now we've arrived in St. Kitts. They've tried to pull out all the stops to piss off Jazzy, and it did not work. So let's keep trying, guys. So now they get in another sprinter

van, and Giselle explains Nevis to us. And they have to land. then they have to take a boat. And so she loves going from one island to another island, because that's called Livingga. I like that she tries to put a spin on it. I don't think that's really called Living. It's just called Inconvenience. But either way, then they're like sitting there. They're all in their van because they pile in the van first because they're all in first class.

And they have to sit and wait for a Jassy to come off the plane. And she is embedded deep, deep, deep in that plane. And they're waiting so long for her that they are then convinced that she's just somehow disappeared off the plane. Like, she's like, she got flight planned. Like, she's just gone. And she's like, but the cleaning crew went in. The cleaning crew's gone in already. There's no one left.

Which also amuses me because do they know that, like, they send the cleaning crew in while people are deplaning? Like, you know, you're always going out of the plane and the cleaning crew's already in there. But I guess they're so used to flying maybe first class that they don't even know. realize what it's like for the rest of people to get off of a plane. So they're like, but she's gone. She must have fallen out the plane. Someone should look in the ocean for her. Is she alive?

She may have died by now. The cleaning crew is there. I love when the cleaning crew comes on the plane and gives you dirty looks like you're in their way. Like, I'm just trying to be planes, sir. And they're like, I guess I'll just wait here for you to pass. I would be mad at us, too. We're slobs.

Well, like I have any other choice. looks but the plane is such a mess when we all get off of it especially honestly the most hilarious thing is in business class and first the way people just fling their blankets all over the place it's like a like there was like a pillow fight up there every single time you get out of we walk through there like what the hell I would if I were a cleaning crew I'd be mad at every single one of us I mean I'm mad at all of us I'm not even on the cleaning crew I just look around and people are disgusting at all times yeah people are really honest yeah people are are really gross. And people have boogers. It's bad. So they're trying to figure out what happened

to poor Jazzy. And Karen is like, international Jazzy, where are you? Did they put you in the back of the plane? So then we see 124, 135, 146 p.m. And finally, Jazzy comes down. She's like, hi, everybody. Hi, it's me, Jazzy. That is wild that it took 20 minutes for her to come out from the back at that plane. Like, that's, I am really confused about that. So they, now they have to, they take this, like, a van and it brings them over to, like, the customs house. They have to, like, clear customs in this, like, it's like a yacht lounge before they get on their yacht to go to any of this. So they're all gathered around, and Wendy's asking what they're going to be doing today. And just, I was like, well, we're going to get our yacht, da, and then we're going to go

over to where we're going to be staying at the four seasons, and we'll get our rooms. Ah, it'll be Great, duh. Great. Well, does anyone have any goals about anything that they would like to achieve during this trip? So Angel says that she has a goal. And her goal is to know everyone better and for everyone to know her better on maybe a little bit of a different level. The sort of level that you get when your husband's been a starter for 10 years. Well, I've reached out to Angel, take it for the warm welcome that I did not receive.

And I've received kind of a lukewarm reception. And I know that she's very close with Kay, but I'm hopefully that in Nevis, she will have the opportunity to get to know her outside of Kay. Have you seen that clip of Stacey on QVC? It's so fun. It's so good. No, tell me about it. It's been going around online. It's her selling something on QVC.

She's selling a blue sweater with a camel on it. Okay. And she's like, well, everybody, this is royal blue. So let's start with that. royal blue. And as you'll notice, it's a camel on it. Now, this is for Christmas because you know, you know how everybody arrived to see baby Jesus? They were on a camel. They came on camels to see him. As you can see here, royal blue, red, because red is the color that Jesus loved more than any other. A camel with a beautiful sweater just to see baby Jesus. You know, it's just the bullshit that they do on KVC.

but Stacey is so good at it. And you can see that her whole Housewives career is already just her QVC host voice. It's, Stacey has been such a great find. You know, we loved her last year, and it feels like she's really blossoming this season. And I also get the sense that people are kind of paying attention to Stacey more now. I think that people, I think, liked Stacey last season,

but it seems like people now are really kind of seeing the potential that she has to be like kind of a great housewife. And last night on Watch What Happens Live. Apparently, everyone was buzzing on Twitter about this because Andy told Stacey, I find you endlessly entertaining. Everyone's like, oh my God, you got the Andy seal of approval. She'll be with us for years and years, which is true. And also, by the way, I'm like that too.

I'm very happy about that because I think Stacey is, she has a great combination. Someone on another person on Twitter, I'm like doing the Twitter report today, was like, Stacey has that perfect mixture of being sort of delusional, but also, like, things just for, like, narcissists and, like, things roll off her head. Like, you know, like, she just, like, she kind of takes it on the chin but keeps on going. She doesn't get, like, crazy about it. Like, she kind of has what it takes to be a perfect housewife. Yeah, she's very unbothered, for sure.

Well, I want to acknowledge that we know it's very difficult the first trip that you take without your children. So we're here if you want to lean. Amen. Okay, Angel. So they all cheers to Angel, missing her little babies. Yeah. And then the lounge rep comes up and it's like, ladies, I already have you processed through immigration, but we do have a problem with Miss Massey. The customs officer said that you're not permitted to use camouflage on the suitcases. And also that they do not care if your husband started in the NFL.

for 10 seasons when we see that this is on your passport application. Oh, so apparently this is like, you're not allowed to have on your passport that your husband was a starter for 10 years. So, did you have this? But can I wear camouflage if my husband was a starter? No, no, no, no. That's against the law.

You cannot wear camouflage here. And just says, like, you brought camouflage. And then we see, on the screen, we see an email from production that says, in Evas, it is illegal for anyone, including children, to wear camouflage. We don't want people thinking other people are bushes. That's very scary.

You're not allowed to blend in. So luckily, Tia has a lot of space in her bag. So they basically put, they put Angel's bag in Tia's bag and Tia's like, Oh, look at this thing, look, I mean, I'm acquiring things as I go along. I've just acquired a whole backpack. Oh, here he is. find his keepers. No, like, why do you have an empty suitcase in the first place?

She's like, it wasn't empty, but I'm thankful it was partially empty because my friend would have gone to jail with a camouflage bag. That is how you go on vacation. You bring a half empty bag so you can shop. Duh. Those house laughs. Yeah, exactly. So then Kierna is enjoying the snacks, and she's like, the balls are really good.

I need some balls. Anyone like some big malls? And then they start talking about balls and say, she's like, I don't typically eat balls. It's not my thing. Wendy's like, Stacey, do you suck balls? Oh, as in the food, as in dick. Oh, my God, Wendy, I don't know that I've even had that encounter just yet. I mean, I'd rather just talk about camels wearing sweaters.

Is that why you got divorced? And they're like, probably, ha, ha, ha. And Tia's like, well, hopefully I don't strike you as a bowl sucker either. But the thing is, I'm surprising. I'm layered. I reserve the right to suck a ball or two. So, and I like that state, so he goes, Wendy, how dare you asking about balls? You're an academic.

So then, now they're going, now they get on their boat and everything, and they're on this, like, 15-minute yacht, and they're, they're getting on board. And then they all pop up, they have some more champagne. And then she's like, well, I will say it's really nice. nice that we're all here. And, you know, last time we were at Kay's house and they got a little tense with some of us. So it's nice that like we're able to sit here and enjoy some bubbly. Which I always like that. Like, it was

tense last time, so it's nice that we can have fun now, which is always a preamble to, let's make a tense like it was last time. Yeah, and Wendy, in case you guys didn't remember, turned 40 last year. So let's have another party for Wendy being 40. And then, you know, everybody's talking about how amazing it's going to, how

amazing it's going to be. And Jaze cannot have this. So, So Jazzy's like, well, we've got a couple of beautiful women here, new. And so welcome the newbies. Let's show everybody a good time. And Chazelle's like, well, that may or may not have wanted you to come. Don, don't, don't. So Jazzy heard.

I said, like, I heard that. Yeah, she's like, I've heard that. Wait, who didn't want Jazzy to come on the boat? Didn't want her to come on this trip. So basically, angels like, wait, who didn't want you to come? come, me? Is it me? He's like, well, I'll speak on it. After Brickness, I had a little lunch with Jesse. And Jesse's like, yes, it was a great lunch. I was so happy to be, have lunch on television. Oh my God, right after counseling. We're in counseling still, guys, it's working

out great. And we see this flashback to this lunch. And basically, I think it essentially comes out that Angel wanted, uh, Giselle says that Angel wanted Sherees to come instead. Right. Yes, basically. She's like, well, I asked her if she was available to come on the trip. And she said, yes. And I said, good, because some girls did not want K, Angel, for me to invite you. And everyone's like, oh, some people said, bring Charisse instead. That's what you said, Angel. And she's like, no, I didn't. Just because I mean, I didn't know you at the time. She was, wait, so do you know Charisse? And she's like, yeah, I do you know Charisse. I've known her for a while. Okay. And she knows my husband, who's been a starter. Or then, yeah, we're wags. Starters, starters, starters. We see a flashback to the second Bloomball where Cherise and Angel say hello and everything. So Stacey's like, well, why would you say that? Well, I'm going to be honest.

I don't remember saying, do not bring Jazzy, but, you know, if I did, well, if you, Giselle didn't listen anyway. So, and by the way, this is a lie. That's not what Angel said. Angel just said, bring Charisse. That's it. Yeah. So Jazzy's like, well, was there.

a certain energy that you didn't like? I mean, what made you say that? And Angel's like, yeah, I don't remember saying that. Well, because of the comment, I was like, maybe this is some whack stuff before. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. Are we going to fight?

We need to figure out what's going on. So then now the boat starts to go and Jazella's like, we need to figure out what's going on. So Kieran says, the thing is between like, yes, you know, I'm not phony and like, I don't like to be fake. So in front of that reason, like, I'm not going to be fake. And Jassie's like, well, if you're not phony, fake, then say what you said about Wendy.

And, Karen's like, well, what are I anything about my Wendy? And Wendy's like, oh, was it recently or was it a while ago? And Jesse goes, it was like six months ago. And Wendy's like, oh, so she was talking about me six months ago. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah, it wasn't recent. It was before I was in counseling with Darius.

Now it's very clear that the whole time Keanu was just deflecting. You're the bad friend, and you talked behind my back. And I've not talked behind you about you behind your back to any of these women, any of these women. Okay, well, what did Kay actually say about Wendy? Would you care to reveal that, Jazzy?

And Jazzy's like, I'll be sipping my drink, but you know it's not. Jazzy, if you're going to bring it up, say what she said. For fuck's sake, this is the most awkward audition. Everyone is family. You're all fired. You're all fired. Don't protect Keirna. Yeah.

So, Giselle's like, well, in all transparency, Kay and Wendy, y'all were in a good space. Well, I'm very confused. But, you know, I'm the fake and phony one. No, that's what I don't understand. And Jassy's like, well, I didn't say she called you fake and phony, but there were some things to say she had to say. So, yeah, yeah. Which, by the way, this is, Jassy's doing a very good job, I think, of deflecting off of the, uh, she's actually protecting Angel in a weird way because Angel should be in the hot seat. And now she's just pivoted into being, like, an anti-Kyrana moment.

Yes. So Kieran was like, you lost me there. So Ashley's trying to figure it out. She just laughed. She's like, I don't think anyone's. getting this. I don't think he was getting... Are the audition still going? And now she's like, are you high?

Karen was like, Jazzy, you're full of shit, but go ahead. And you're full of shit. And you're mad about your conversation with Stacy. And she's like, I'm full of shit because I called you out like you called me out for telling you about the conversation. Guys, you need to fill in the blanks for some of us. Some of us are busy doing other interesting things like smuggling in a camouflage backpack. I'm sick of this fighting that I've started,

so I would like Wendy to say her last piece and then we are done with this for me to start another fight. Well, I just want to say, Kay, you know based on the timeline that Jassy has given at the time that we had no issue. And Cameron was like, we did have an issue, actually.

It's like, okay, well, if I hear that you talk to people, I'll be very, very, very, very harsh. She's, well, you should be. So now, like, Kierna was, like, denying that she said anything, But now she's saying, no, but we did have an issue. But I didn't say anything, but we had an issue. Well, I think what hurts me the most is that instead of bringing this issue directly to me, the way of Wendwood, she has decided to tell everyone else in the group.

We don't even know what the problem is, Wendy. Can we just stop with this? This is the worst fight ever. So, but you know what? That's because you try to take somebody and teach him things. And Wendy's like, wait, are you talking about Jassy? And she's like, no, she's not even here. I don't even know Jassy.

And Jassie's like, oh, hosnack. but I'm here. I'm here. Okay, I'm here. Well, who's the hoe? You're the hoe. Weren't you the side chick? She'd never been the side chick. Always been the fiancé. Something you'll never be. What did she say? Side chick. What is this? What is the side chick?

So there's a chicken and then there's a chick, but the chick is off to the side. I mean, what's going on here? I'm so confused. Why are we talking about so many birds? I don't even know what language they're speaking. So she's like, never be. I wouldn't want that shit. And Jaze was like, okay, we're taking a time out. So, Angel, are you good with Jazzy? Would you like to fight with Jazzy now? She's like, okay, okay, I'll say something.

Well, can she finish? And Wendy's like, no, no, because this is important. This is important. She's like, okay, your next audition round, we'll have to hold, please. Wendy's like, because me and Stacey talks about it. Now, we noticed when Jazzy came into Preakness at A, the Angel, you started talking about how your husband was a starter for 10 years. As soon as Jazzy walked in the room, that was almost.

Like a big. So the angel's like, well, if there's a commitment to misunderstanding me, I understand that. It's like, no, it's not because if we want to, I wouldn't have brought it to you. She goes, okay, let me just say this. She asked me about my husband, and we see a flashback where Jassy never asked that. Angel asked Jassy, what position does your husband play? And Jassie said, he's a linebacker. And then Angel's like, my husband does a 10-year starters.

And I so explained to her it was a 10-year starter, which I still don't even do with it. means, but my husband said it's a good thing. So congratulations to your, to your husband starting something, whatever that may be. Well, the reason the timing happened is because she walked into the room and so, you know, and so any other place, Angel's trying to explain, like, well, I saw her, so I introduced her to myself with things, or I introduced her, I introduced myself to her with things that we had in common. You know, she's trying to explain basic logic to people, but they don't really get it. And she's like, so the, Wendy's like, did you know Jazzy before we, she's, She walked in the room and she says, well, I knew that she was a wag, but that's it.

So the producer asks her, is Jazzy the wag that you consider, is she a wag of a bench warmer, basically? And Angel laughs. And now she gets snotty. She's like, well, there are absolutely differing degrees of NFL players. But every player makes a difference on the team. Yeah, but I thought that Jassy said that Jarvis was a starter. I mean, whatever. He's got a Super Bowl ring. So, hey. So Stacey's like, well, I have to say this, Angel, do you have it in your heart to have relationships with other people that may not enjoy Kay? Someone like me. And Jassie's like, like, hey, like, I don't know what. Oh, he's the linebacker? Yeah. Go ahead. Sorry. What did I say? Starting. I said, well, linebacker, starter has nothing to do with your position. I mean, like, you can be a starting linebacker. Starter is basically like, are you on the field?

when the game starts, essentially. And, you know what I'm saying? I hate all this sports talk. Just keep it off my fucking housewife shows. I just realized as soon as I started saying, well, start or it was different? I was like, oh, Ronnie. Did you see me glaze over? My eyes glazed over like a Christmas ham girl.

I can't with this. Keep it off my shows. I was like, Ronnie just did as much as sports exposure as he wants for the week, which is looking up linebacker. I thought I had something really good there. I was like, excuse me, he's a linebacker. I'm like, as someone who has like a one in seven losing score and fancy football, let me tell you something about this. Congratulations, you've reached the end of part one, of a two-part recap. For part two, go look for the recap that says, part two. See you over there, suckers.

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