Watch What Crappens - #3055 Below Deck Med S10E05 Part 2: Double Dumped and Vegan Slumped

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck Mediterranean gives us a double dumping and brings a demanding vegan to push the clown chef into a nervous breakdown.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's what happens when there's so much than crap is. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now Joe meets V and the music gets like, mm-hmm. And V's like, oh, hi. She's like, dang, they finally brought someone on board. He's really handsome. She's a stoning human. And Nathan's like, uh-oh, Joe's in trouble. Joe's in trouble meeting V. And so they get a double kiss, and she loved it. And now we find, now Joe finds out that Kizzy has a boyfriend. So, but Kizzy comes in now, and now both of them like him. They're like, wow, he's really hot.

She's gorgeous as well. I'm in trouble. It was super tough last season with the love triangles that I got in, Bree and Ellie. Oh, but I'm going to try and behave. Which means, nope, he will not try and behave. He is going to get into another love triangle because that's how people like Joe operate. Yeah. So now, let's see, Kizzy's in love. And now we see Captain Sandy talking to herself. And she's like, oh, God, oh, God, the storm's looking bad. It's coming right towards us. It's coming right towards us. How we're all going to die? This is one of those moments where I wish we had Captain, what's the guy from last season, from the regular below deck? What's his name?

Kerry. Just Glenn? Oh, yeah, Captain Kerry. So it could be like, The storm is coming. We could all die within moments. Let's say what happens. I miss his fatalistic approach.

Okay, let me tell everyone about this storm. Okay, the storm wraps around it. So it's like it creates a washbow effect with these swells. Okay. Now, I know that concept of washbow is far into Norma, but for everyone else, I think you understand what it is. And it's just crazy.

I mean, the last thing I want to do as a captain is remain on the dock when a charter client boards, but if we go off the dock, everybody will be scared for their lives and seasick and we'll probably all die. So we're just going to play it safe and stay on the dock. I mean, God forbid you have to enjoy a day in Barcelona, a city that not many people know about worldwide and barely even want to visit. So gosh, it's going to be a tough day for them, huh? So now we see Joe and Nathan running around on deck. They're like, it's just like the bromance, like they're bonging heads and giggling and how it was. each other down in bikini tops.

It's really cute. And then now it's time to meet for preference sheet meetings. Okay. Okay. Okay. By the way, I just want to say, staff-wide preference-sheet meeting. No longer two little groups. Just want to point that out.

I noticed. I was happy. Staff-wide, everybody. Staff-wide. Okay. This is a staff-wide infection. Okay? No, this wasn't one enormous doctors.

Okay. It's an actual call to a meeting. Okay, eight clients for the next charter. They seem real fun. La Dana, like Madonna, God, I love for music. She's in the commercial real estate. She loves being on the water. And I love a woman who sells homes to commercials.

You know, I wonder what Doritos lives in. And she has a lot of preferences. She says she does not like bread, though, or too much bread, including breading and unflavored sauces, things like that. So Captain Sandy is, she's like, oh, and she's also bringing her to your friends, Alita, Shandra, Terence, Marcia, and Crystal. Oh, and Josh, it's like, oh, oh, everyone, watch it. We've got two vegans on board.

Okay, here's the first rule of vegans. Don't look them in the eye. Keep at least five feet away. And if they look at you, just throw yourself up against the wall. Be careful, everyone. The vegans. Okay. Well, Candace and her husband, Carlos, that's who they are.

And they demand creativity from the chef. They demand it. Okay, so I was thinking maybe some light brights. Maybe it could make some. vegan hamburgers with light bright pieces or something like that, you know, or maybe you could knit them, maybe you could knit them some satan. I got, um, I got some, uh, tempe, uh, I got a tempe loom in the back that you just put the shuttle right through and you've got like a lovely little carpet out of vegan foods.

So, uh, okay, so, go ahead. Bad news. Yeah, bad news. Okay. Yeah. It's bad. Okay. There's another captain, Sandy here just to reiterate, it's bad.

Okay. Go ahead. whether they're mean. Well, unfortunately, a lot of people get worried when their clothes shrink. I somehow got my clothes lengthened

and my capris are just normal slacks now. So terrible news. I don't know how that happened, but we're going to get through it. How's so there's storms coming? Okay? So we can't leave the dock. Victoria, obviously this day,

you'll be predominantly interior. But you know what? Let's get creative. Like the chef is going to have to do for the vegans, okay? So let's have Victoria. shuffling spaghetti squash or juggling rather and then Aisha why don't you try setting up a land excursion okay Barcelona has a lot to offer a lot to offer yeah so they agree that they're going to send Joe

because Joe speaks Spanish because we may remember from last season that Joe is actually like mainly Spanish but he was like he was like born in Scotland or something or you know in Liverpool and then I don't know he has some crazy geographical backstory but all we need to know is that he has a grandfather that he wants to impress. And so Joe's going to be part of this excursion, and Aisha's like, I don't want to say this too early, but with this kind of naive nature, I can see her getting swept into Joe's charm very easily, and that's a wee little innocent fish and a big bad shark.

Okay, let's keep killing it, okay? Now, there's going to be a lot of extra pressure at the dock. There's a storm. We could die. There's vegans. So then Sandy goes, and she goes up to Josh, and she's like, hey, just so you know, these charters are going to be a lot easier. Vegans are known for being pretty chill about what you serve them. So don't worry, easy street today.

Well, yeah, you know, the nuances of the vegan always add another little layer, but I've lived in a vegan community for nine months, so I get it, Sandy. Don't worry. It was a vegan community of clowns than we lived in. Yes. And let me tell you something. You know what they loved more than anything is when I talked about music and I served them burritos filled with lettuce and only lettuce. God, I'm going to nail this charter. So, yeah, he tells us his story about living in a hippie commune. He's like, it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. There was food. We were growing everything on sight. We would harvest it ourselves and cook it ourselves. Even the compost fruit. from feces. We'd make soil from that. You know, our poo is great for soil. We should use it. We're not. We flush it all away. Um, he should watch Wife Swap. So then, uh, Aisha, then, uh, they're going over the menu and everything. And, um, then, uh, he's talking about the protein he's got for

the vegans and he's got, right, he's just going over the stuff like what he's got for vegans, what he's got for the non-vegans. And he's like, these guest preferences, there's just so many different things going on. I feel like I'm about to shit myself, which is great because we'll have some nice fertilizer for some plants. We'll grow up on the bow. Anyway, but it's not going to work here, you know, using shit as fertilizer. I didn't realize he actually made that joke. And his dialogue, he said, I'm going to shit myself, which would be great for the hippie community. Yeah. So Joe's now flirting with the girls in the mess. And asking them about, he's like, hey, anybody want to hit up the gym?

And Via's like, it's like really hard. We don't have free time, but I'll work out with you. And Kizzy's like, maybe you can lift me. So he lifts her and does some curls. And they're like, yeah, oh, my God. And then Via's like, oh, that's interesting. Like, hmm, I'm like, yes, let the cracks begin between V and Kizzy. Let V see that Kizzy is not a girl's girl.

so wind oh god the wind we're heading right to we're going straight into the jaws the monster which is what every spoonful of potatoes says when they see norma okay and now it's time for the guests to come on board everyone guests get on here okay hi everyone get into your whites say hi to these guests everyone and someone um as a guest walk up someone says living life like it's golden golden I wish they just started singing that song. Living your life like it's golden, golden. So Sandy is worried about giving news that they can't leave the dock.

And now Joe is using V's shirt to clean his glasses. And we see her bra. And Kizzy's like, I'm annoyed that she's showing him her bra. And now the guests arrive. Yeah, I feel like when are these guests finally actually going to get here? So they do arrive. People are excited. People are bringing the, the decans are bringing the luggage on board.

And Joe and Nathan are just fucking around having their romance. And now Max is having to do all the work. So we're seeing the seed being planted of resentment. More seeds. Josh goes and tells the guests about the salads that they're going to be having. And then one of the guests is like, just so you know, Aisha, we're all very, very picky, and we have diverse palettes. So get ready. Meanwhile, yeah, there's more like Nathan and Josh are just screwed around.

They're like somehow like they're playing piano and the crew mess. Like, how are you guys? The fact that this keyboard is out on the table right now shows that you're already failing at your job. Like it should not be anywhere. Like there is a charter going on. no one should have like there shouldn't be a piano like did did did did did jo just bring a keyboard on board with him why is it already unpacked in the crew mess yeah joe is that guy to be like i brought my cassio he's like there was a contestant on one of those love shows like breakup island or whatever whose thing was

i played the piano and he came out on the beach with a piano that had batteries in it and he's like I can play anything, girls. Yeah, that's how I get girls. And so someone's like, can you play like the Beatles? And he said, sure. And then he can't. He can't play anything.

Why did you bring this whole piano to an island just to fail? It's so embarrassing. So speaking of failures, let's talk about that weather. Okay, so Sandy comes out while they're at the table waiting for lunch. It goes, so the weather. Yeah. Ah, well, I had a friend send me a video that's in the Biza and look, oh, God, look at all those people having a great time on the beach. Oh, wrong video.

Okay. Ooh, look, storms. Okay, we don't want to be out there during this, right? Look at that. Look at shaky, shaky boat. People puking on the side of it. No, you don't want that, right? So you guys are all going to be seasick.

So we decided we're going to stay in the dock and we'll leave tomorrow morning. I hope that's okay. So, of course, everyone's bummed and sad. Wait a minute. Can I get a closer look at that video? Oh, sure. here you go. This is just a big lady in a thong dusting her face with a feathered dust.

Oh, that's Norma. Sorry, wrong video. Wait, this is supposed to be a Biza? Yeah. It looks like it's a, is that just a dog running around in circles? Oh, is that little bear? I mean, little fish. We renamed him last week.

Oh, he's so cute, right? Well, you wouldn't want little fish to get sick, would you? So we're going to stay in the deck. Yeah, we're going to stay here. Sorry. That's okay. So they take that pretty well. And she's going to have them walk around Barcelona.

And so then it's time to start running food. What are you going to say? I think I was just going to be like, yeah, like having to spend a day in Barcelona sounds like a pretty great thing. No one was complaining, by the way. I don't think anyone was complaining about going to Barcelona. I just the vegan guy complained. I just was somehow just like having an argument with myself.

Like, hey, hey, other half of me, don't get mad. Barcelona's great. Yeah, Barcelona is great, except that, you know, you could already be in Barcelona, but you're paying to be on a boat. But, you know, you can't do anything about the weather, am I right? So, okay, we're going to keep monitoring the weather. I'll be in there, not watching TV, not enjoying myself, not eating tubs of popcorn, listening to baby, wishing I was twirling her hair while I was watching my favorite show, wind. Okay, that's not what I'm going to be doing at all. So get to it, everybody.

So now they're eating. There's food being run. and Josh is like, well, you could run to food if you'd stop floating with Joe first. So they bring up all this food and the guests just do not like it. Like, this is where there's like this big platter of oysters and they're like, ew, could you fry these instead, please? I can't with these guests. They ask for vegetables, fresh seafood, and they are served tons of salads and fresh vegetables.

and seafood, and they're like, ew, gross. And then this guy, Terrence, is like, I want real food. And they basically, it's all like, it's like a light lunch of just nothing but salad. But they're all like, is this it? Or is there, there's another course coming. And she's like, yeah, this is it. This is all you're getting of these salads. They're like, can we have more food, please?

Yeah, let me see what we can do. Okay, I think it's important to actually read this reference sheet because this is going to come into play here. So here's what we have. Favorite cuisine, Mediterranean, Thai, sushi, Indian, okay? Breakfast, ideal, lobster, keesh, fruit salad, fresh olives, charred Brussels sprouts, breakfast saviche with caviar, fresh tuna, lettuce, cheese wraps, lots of avocado, French waffles, omelets, beet salad, jazzed with fresh mango and lime, lobster rolls, cucumber salad, fresh juice, smoothie, fresh berries, honey warmed, and oat milk. Let's see here. Lunch, sushi, lobster salad, savages, oysters, caviar, French food, creative snack-sized tuna tacos made with a vegetable as a bread, because no bread.

They don't want bread. They said that a million times in here. They want nuts, sweet potato chips, dried fruits, dried fruits, creative, vegetable. chips, yogurt dips, sashimi platters, lobster, crab, fresh caught fish, fresh tuna, lamb, less starch, everything with vegetables, fresh local vegetables has to be organic, things that are not organic and have too many preservatives or what we don't like, and desserts, fresh fruit, frozen or custard style. So that's their preference sheet. So they're given all this healthy food and immediately start bitching about getting all of this. All they asked for was

raw fish cooked fish and vegetables if you read that that's it and now they're going to complain the entire fucking time yeah and i mean the most shocking thing was was them asking for the like the raw bar to be fried that was that was because they put down oysters i think that they when i think in their mind when they put down oysters that like it was fried was implied because i think most times you say fried i think like the if you say oysters the standard preparation is on ice, on a half shell. And then if you want them to be fried, you say fried oysters. But I think for them, they're like, no, like fried oysters.

Like, if you say oysters, the implication is that they're fried. They were like horrified. And you could see Asia was like, mm-hmm, okay. So Josh is like losing his mind. And those oysters go back. I mean, I will say, I love me a fried oyster. So I'm like, it's one of the rare times where I'm like, well, this is like embarrassing that you're sending back the oysters, but I also would not be mad at their fried either. Like, I'll take them in both ways. But yeah, it's not that fried oysters suck.

That's not the point. It's just that they're expecting them to, I mean, it's just silly. It's just silly to be like, oh, yeah, you can just fry those up. That's not how that works. Like, it takes preparation. He can't get that down here in five minutes, you weirdos. So he's freaking out. And then we, then they just start ordering things.

Like, no, here's what we want instead of this. Right now, for lunch, right now. We have French fries. We want five oysters. Yeah, vegan rabs, barbecue lobster, French. French fries. They just start naming shit. Like, that's not how this works, you guys. There's one person down there working. You had the chance to fill out of preference sheet and you fucking failed. Shame on all of them. Yeah, because French fries were not on. In fact, actually explicitly said no starches, right? So now they all of a sudden want fries and everything. And then the vegan guy is like, he's like, well, I mean, just because I'm vegan doesn't mean I just want salad, okay? But apparently Josh had also made him some sort of fondue, some sort of vegan. fondue he's like i mean salad is an appetizer just like everyone else it's one of those things where um she's like i want to have a very specific diet but i also um i want to be just like

everyone else he wants to be a pain in the ass with his diet but he wants to be a pain in the ass within his pain in the ass diet you know he's like i'm not only going to be a vegan i'm going to be an extremely picky even vegan so yeah i'm not only going to be a vegan but you can't just serve me vegetables. What the fuck does that even mean? I just don't understand it. So he's like, I need to teach this chef how to think like a vegan because he's not thinking. Right.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. So then Josh is, he's basically telling, he's telling a show, oh my God, these guys are be tough. So then Carlos, also known as Loz, he is still complaining. And it looks like at, well, I think that Carlos basically has, I think Josh made him some sort of like, like lettuce in a tortilla situation. Is that what it was? Is it like a lettuce taco or it? Like a lettuce wrap, which is what she specifically asked for. She, oh, she asked for a lettuce wrap. Yeah. She said she doesn't want anything in bread. She only wants things in lettuce wraps. Oh, geez. Well,

He does not seem to happen with it. Yeah. So now Nathan's talking to Joe, and they're talking about Kizzy. Is Joe going to try and get with Kizzy? And he's like, well, she's not single as she, but she's cute. And now V intercepts Carlos, and he's like, I want to talk to the chef. So he has a rap that Josh made, which, by the way, was specifically requested on that preference. I think the lettuce wrap is like the wrap, the lettuce is the wrap.

was literally a tortilla with lettuce in it, which I think is different. Oh, okay. I don't want to, I don't want to defend this guy. This guy is a nightmare, but I do think that he's entitled to, in my memory, it was like a burrito, some kind of a rote. It was like a very sad. But anyway, he's not there to complain about the bread. Yeah, he's not there to complain about the bread.

And this was a big rap, too. And it looked like it had been grilled or something. It didn't look like a low effort. I can't even believe I'm sticking up for the chef so much, except that I know this guy's just being a bitch to be a bitch. Because he goes in there and he's... Yeah, and he's a dick. Go ahead.

No, I'm going to say, he's a dick. You go, but I'm going to say, I'm setting the tone. I want everyone to know what's going to happen. So he goes in there and he's like, yeah, well, we're going to be here a couple of days. And since I'm vegan, you know, we need a little more thought put into our food. Like we like more peppers and onions and cucumber and salt and pepper. He's like, yeah, so one thing that we like is vegan. is we just like more flavor.

So, like, I don't know if that's something you do for other people, but for vegans, that's what we like as vegans. I was like, oh, gosh, shush. So then Josh is like, don't worry, tonight I've got a big spread. You're going to be good. It'll be all sorts of stuff. So then Carlos, like, walks out and he throws out his little lettuce rapy thing. And, you know, he's just, like, Josh is just starting to spiral now. Yeah.

So then Josh is immediately freaking out, which is. is great. So I think they brought these people on just to freak out Josh because we all knew that Josh was going to crack. There's no one who's like, oh, I'm a hippie. I'm into meditation and I'm also a clown that's not going to crack. We know his ass is going to crack. They probably moved this charter up and was like, you know what, let's torture him with the vegans and make him crack so we can have a better season. Nervous breakdown. Nervous breakdown. When I flew out when I flew out here on Saturday I was at security

and you'll be happy to know my bag got pulled my little carry on I was like Ronnie would be so proud but before they could like inspect it because I'm always the one fold yes and before they could inspect it though there was a lady there

who had like I guess in her carry on she'd had some sort of like kind of like some sort of special butter and she had these different like powders and mixes and grains it's like all sorts of hippie stuff so that of course I pulled it to inspect it And they're like, ma'am, we need to frisk you.

And she was being so resistant. And she kept in like, oh, oh, gosh. And she's like, ma'am, you need to put your hands out. And she would, like, look away. And like, ma'am, you need to put your hands out. And then she looked the other way. And they're like, ma'am. And then she finally put her hands out like, oh.

So then they frisked her. And like, ma'am, we need you to separate your legs. And then, of course, to punish her, they frisked her extra hard. They, like, they frist her like five times over. But I just love that it's like, this lady carrying all, like, the hippie stuff, like this is what's good for your body, this is what's to make your life better, like, I'm just going to be more thoughtful, like, with being a total, total obnoxious person in terms of just like, just move it along, man. And it's just that thing. It's like, of course, it's always

the people who present like they are like at inner peace, all about peace and, like, happiness who are the most obnoxious and angry people of all. Yeah, because the people who are really peaceful don't need to, like, beat you over the head with them. it, you know? That's right. They just do it. They're not like, you know, it's like people who are overly religious, but then they're the most evil people because they're trying to beat it. It's like, oh my God, look how religious I am. I have the biggest crucifix on the block. And it's like, oh my God, you're the asshole from the HOA who's going to make my life a living hell, aren't you? You know? You just see it. Exactly. So Josh makes a huge mistake here. He makes a huge mistake

because now, because lunch wasn't so great, he decides he's going to be proactive and he's going to ask, he's going to ask Ladana and our friends like what should I make for dinners that way there's not another issue but this is a mistake because whenever chefs do this guests always start like do it's like they go crazy it's like 10 times worse than what happened earlier at lunch now they just pick anything that they want to eat ever in their lives and say make this for dinner it's like asking a little kid what they want for Christmas you know and they're like a car a spaceship a giraffe and then they go a Lego and they have to be happy with it, you know? And that's how they're acting. It's like, what do you, what do you guys want to eat? Okay, well, I think, you know, okay, potatoes, which starts, it starts okay, right? It's like mashed potatoes would be good, okay. But they said no starches. Yeah, they said no starches. Um, maybe some fries, pasta. What about pasta? Fish, chicken wings, fried chicken wings, risotto, snapper. And he's like, oh God, I've got to write this down. It's like, I really want to rebound off of lunch, but now they're giving me every single food group in the planet.

Like, how am I going to put this on one menu? The menus at the cheesecake factory is shorter than what these women are asking for. Yeah. So what time do they want dinner at 9.30, which is good. So at least he has some time. And so he just goes back to the kitchen and screams, you know. So now excursion time. So they're going to shoot, Captain Sandy announces that they're going to the Gothic air.

area. She's like, you know, listen, these kids are dressed all in black and have piercings and God knows where. But, you know, they're nice at the end of the day. They're real nice kids. So we're going to the goth area. Okay. Do you guys like the cure? Because you're going to go to the Cure Museum of Barcelona. Okay, great. Do you guys watch the craft? They're doing a screening at around 7 p.m. if you want to watch it. We love the goth area. So Joe and V are going to be the ones who go with the guests. And so they go in the van together and they're like, he-h-h-ha-ha-ha-ha.

They're like giggling and totally into each other. And now Sandy comes up to Kizzi and asks about the lunch and, you know, the picky guests and stuff. And she's like, you know, Josh has just got to give them what they want, okay? You've got to learn what they want, Josh. He's like, yeah, that was a little annoying, to be honest. And he just walks off. Oh, he's already breaking. So they're walking around Barcelona, and it's very nice, and Joe is speaking in Spanish,

which is cool, just because it's weird to hear his, like, Liverpoolian accent and then, like, switching to Spanish, and it's, like, not what you expect. And everyone loves the architecture. Everyone's having a nice time, except for Carlos, the vegan. And he's, like, ugh. Like, he's somehow, like, as disgusted that he gets to walk around this, like, world city that people dream of being able to visit someday, me included. And he's like, ugh, stupid, old architecture.

I hate this. Do you guys have anything newer here? Really not into stonework. As vegans, you have to put a lot more thought into the architecture that we have to look at. Yeah. Back on the boat, Nathan is talking to Kizzy about Joe, and Kizzy thinks he's beautiful, but she's got a man. okay guys so you know but she didn't realize until she was here until how sex is really an important part of a relationship and he's like so you're horny is what you're saying that's what you're saying so now joe is still giving a tour and now we move to the section where v and joe just start ignoring the guests and talking to each other in Spanish the guest cycle yeah well I know right they're just talking yeah about like where she's from and

hair and eyebrows and he's saying he gets them from his granddad who I love I would shave them but I don't want to make me granddad upset I do it for my granddad so yeah he's really into her he's like oh we've got Victoria where she's this lioness the eyes where she stares into your soul and then he got Kizzy's gorgeous little pocket rocket you can just pop into your shirt and go like um okay sure um Nathan and Joe or Nathan and Kizzy are still talking about Joe and um Nathan tells Kizzy that Joe likes her. He likes a bit of her. And she's like, a bit of me.

He goes, yeah, he likes a bit of you. She goes, well, what can I say? So Joe's like, oh, I'm just so worried about getting into another love triangle like last season. Yeah, have you seen these girls on the boat? Oh, God, I'm totally fucked. You know that, don't you? Don't you? Yeah, predictable.

So now it's 7.25 p.m. And it's getting windy. It's getting rainy. So the guests head back to the boat. and they come on board and it's all wet and they're moving the dinner dinner inside because it's wet outside and everything and Carlos is really hungry and he tells me he's not nice when he's hungry I'm like spoiler alert I'm not sure you're nice when you're full either yeah so ayesha greets them with jello shots and he's like no that's made out of like elephant tusks or whatever or elephants and she's like oh oh oh But she doesn't go make him another shot, which I don't think is so funny. She's just like, oh, all right, enjoy your shotless afternoon, then.

I feel like if you are someone who is very surly when you're hungry, I feel like veganism is maybe not the best path for you. I'm just going to put that out there. So now Josh is like, he's going through what they're going to have for dinner. So he's got corn, steak, fish, vegan mashed potatoes, vegan pasta, tomato beet salad with cucumber, pomegranate chicken, delicious bread. He's also got regular mashed potatoes. He's got mashed potatoes that are vegan and regular mashed potatoes, which is crazy.

Yeah. So someone wanted tartar sauce, so he has that as well. He's got garlic mushroom for the vegan. So Aisha's like, wow, he's pushing himself even harder, but I don't think that's sustainable, you know? But Godspeed. So now let's see. They're 12 miles out. It's all rain. But guess what, guys? It's past us now. It's past us. Yeah. So, hey, let's have a moment where Nathan can show V how to throw a line. And so V throws a line. And she does it so well. He's like, holy shit. That girl has been hiding out to laundry this entire time. She knows her knots. She knows her lines. She's willing to listen. She's willing to learn. Why did you have to hide her away for so long?

Yeah. So now the chef is still losing it because the guys are so stressful. and Aisha offers Carlos a salad, and he says no. So Josh comes to check on them, and they're like, wow, good, you worked hard tonight. Good job. So he seems safe on this one. It does. Right. Seems.

So then everybody seems to have loved the food. So then Carlos is like, well, it's all right. But, I mean, look, my plate is all full of starch. You know, there's nothing healthy for me. Like, I like greens, you know, like stuff with me. minerals and this is filling like but my body's not getting what it needs do you not understand what a tomato beet salad is like do you not understand how many minerals are in a beat beets have so much in them you literally have tomato beats like but it's again it's not up to

josh to provide you with like your nutritional intake like you're saying like this is these are He is. I mean, your point of him serving him beats, I mean, he is providing him nutritional intake. This guy's just an idiot. Like, everything that came out looked really healthy and delicious. And this guy's like, no. And so they're like, well, what would you want? And he goes, greens, but not salads. He doesn't count the mushrooms because I guess they're not a green vegetable. So he doesn't count that as a vegetable. But they're not starches either. But I just want to point out, mushrooms are not starches either, right? Like, I just think that if you were to go to a, if you went to like an Italian restaurant and you had like a tasting. And let's say you've got some, let's say you got a three-course meal in an Italian restaurant. And the first dish was some sort of like antipati. Like, let's say it was some, like, let's say it's Christina with a brachia. Let's just, let's just say it's a brachetta. Get a brachita. Second course, you get some sort of pasta, like some sort of annuloti with some sort of like vodka. This is sort of basic Italian, let's say. And then for your third course, it's like a, like a branzino. Hey. And then maybe a tarmasuit for dinner for dessert.

Do you not say, well, this is all gar. garbage because they didn't provide me my minerals. They didn't provide any greens to go along with this and therefore I'm not, I'm like, I don't feel like I'm doing good things for my body. You don't say that. You say like, this was the menu. This is, of course, I went to an Italian restaurant. This is what I got. And for my next meal, I think maybe I'll have a salad or something to give me, like, whatever I need. But like, you don't, the meal itself is what the meal is. And it's not the chef's obligation to hit all your basic food groups and to do your food pyramid, which I don't even think even is, I think that's an outdated model anyway. But

It's just like, it's such a ridiculous demand, and so it's so ridiculous to be angry about it when this is just what is being served. It's one thing if they didn't tend to your dietary needs in terms of like you don't eat meat or you have an allergy, but you cannot blame the chef because you had certain nutritional benchmarks you were personally aspiring to hit. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I mean, this guy's just ridiculous. And, you know, if you're a vegan, guess what your plate is going to. consists mostly of starches. That's all that's left. You've got starches and you've got, you've got your veggies.

I mean, that's really all that's left, sir. Yeah. I literally just bought a vegan cookbook and I thought I was being so clever because I'm like, I'm not doing carbs this month. And I look, oh, everything in it is like, starch, starch, starch, starch, starch, starch, starch, starch, carb, carbs, starch.

Yeah, I mean, if you're not going to be eating meat, that's what's left, right? Unless you're just going to solely have green vegetables, you know. Yeah. So then we go, Josh is now. freaking out. And he's like, this isn't cool. I'm only one person. I made so much food for one person and they're expecting way too much. And he's like, fuck all of you. Fuck all of you. So he gets his shoes on and he's going to go take a walk. And he's like, I'm going to lose my shit. I'm going to lose my

shit. Oh, God. And so he just storms off the boat. And they're like, oh my God, where is he going? And he just leaves. So someone at the table is like, yeah, our friend needs his vegetables. So can you get the chef to make him some vegetables and now he's gone. So now they're calling him to try and make some vegetables and he's out of there. And then we just see lightning in the sky. And I guarantee that

Josh will like steam some broccoli or something and then Carlos can be like steam, so you know you lose so many nutrients, nutrients this way it's steaming, you don't get to routine, blah, blah. It's going to be a whole thing next episode. Who wants to just eat broccoli? You know, it's going to be like that. I mean, I will say... Have you been a vegan

for one week? Because you You sound like you don't really understand what it is or what it entails, sir. And again, like, there is a way to really elevate vegan food and make it interesting and exciting more than just steaming some broccoli or, like, putting out a salad, 100%. But, like, this guy is, like, looks like Josh put out actually quite a nice spread. And then this guy is still, like, he's not, this guy is now not complaining about the quality of the food. he is complaining about really like what he wants in his like in his diet and it's it's ridiculous and you're not even the primary yeah he needs to feel important and he doesn't yeah so yeah watch out everybody watch out well this has been below deck mediterranean we will be back tomorrow

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