Watch What Crappens - #3056 RHOSLC S607 Part 1: Below Deck Thrown Under

Episode Date: October 29, 2025

This is part 1 of 2Real Housewives of Salt Lake City goes on Below Deck Down Under where Heather boasts about banging Captain Jason, Angie barfs (probably unrelated), and Lisa is accused of being the mole that read twitter and uncovered Bronwyn goss. Then Angie barfs again. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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But today, it's the real housewives of Salt Lake City, the big below deck down under episode. Yes. It's the big below deck down under crossover timed specifically during a a different below-deck season. And even though it's below-deck down under, they're in the Caribbean. So lots of things are spooky and strange this Halloween week. It's going crazy. And also, they are really veganing it up over on Bravo this week because we had below-deck

and then we're going to have a wife swap later. It's vegan. So it's vegan week on Bravo as well. So I hope that no one's eating meat or meat products. That's right. And it looks like next week on Salt Lake City, the Salt Lake City down under a crossover, it looks like they're having some sort of like Halloween party, which is also wonderfully timed to come out after Halloween.

So I got to say, they really coordinated this one well. Four guys over there because you know they worked hard to get that on Halloween, you know? Yeah. And they just timed it wrong. It's like, come on, man. Something went wrong. They just were like, you know, we're going to delay the season a week. And that poor coordinator that had to make all these calls to make sure the schedule was right and everything was perfect, all their work just went out the window.

So whoever that person is on the production team, we see you and we know you did a good job. Yeah, this is not your fault. Okay. This is not your fault. Stop hurting yourself. So we open with a very down under shot, which is the water. You know, they love some underwater shots on there. Like, look how scary it is.

Look how scary. We even see a shark. The shark swimming by. This show's so insurious. I love it. I know. It's so ridiculous. Also, this is a very exciting episode because there are a lot of people who watch housewives who do not watch below deck whatsoever.

So this is for them, I think actually their first taste at what a below deck episode might be like. So welcome to the other half of Bravo. And it actually looks like a spoof of below deck, which I really liked. Like there's a deck hand or no, a stew, a male stew that. this time, which I think it's, it's not our first time, but it's been a long time since we've had a male stew. And, well, I guess not that long, Fraser, but you know what I mean. And he has some hair on him. He's got some hair on him that raises some questions. He's got a back comb over, like he's trying to hide his back bald spot. So he's combing it over from the

back to the front and sort of a bouffant. And then he's got like really super tweezed eyebrows. I'm, I cannot wait to find out more about this person. Yeah, I'd love to know what the story is behind that hair and how, like, that feels like somehow a luxury experience for guests to see that hair. Like, this is supposed to be a five-star luxury experience. Then you see that hair and you're like, is it? Or am I just at the Jersey Shore? Yeah. And then the big surprise of that season is ruined because we find out who the crew is.

And we've got Daisy and we've got Ben, Ben, back from the, back from the ether. It's Ben coming back to the bird. Ben is back. And then there's Joao, Joao, who came in fresh from Zimbabwe. Back in Zim, I was on, I was spending my time, enjoying some relaxation,

but I'm now back on below deck, down under. Just here to make sure women don't get ahead. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just here to say the sea word a few times and then moving along. And then we also have

Alicia, who was the sous chef last season. Alicia is like the daisy of Downabby. She sort of putters around. She doesn't really know what she's doing, but it's nice that they put her back in there. I'm sure Ben's going to love her. I love her, and I knew I recognized her, but I didn't know from where, and it's because she's

not a sous chef this time. This time, she is a stew. And so I didn't recognize her. She is? She's a sous chef. Yeah, she's still a sous chef. Oh, I thought she was a stew now because she's in a regular uniform and everything. At first, I thought it was actually Margar from down under like two seasons ago,

but it wasn't. It was just Alicia. Alicia had a torrid romance with a passionate and fiery and actually violent Greek man last season. And then... We was violent towards cabinets, that's for sure. Those cabinets took a beating. Yeah, there was a dent down there. So there's a lot of returning faces on this charter that, you know,

it was very exciting to see. But actually, for as much as this was a... a Real Housewives Below Deck crossover. It was by and large a Real Housewives episode. I think the only difference is that unlike other vacation

episodes they go on, this time some of the staff was miced up and you heard some fleeting comments, but it really wasn't very much like a Below Deck episode, right? Yeah, it was, yeah, and we'll see the other side

when we watch Below Deck. Isn't that the fun of it? I hope so. So we open with a shot of the sea and it looks really scary. They're making it like, a scary movie. And then we just hear an echoes, Mary's saying, Are you okay? Are you, are you, are you, are you okay? And Daisy, Beijing, Dr. Jason,

come to your Dr. Jason. Get off here, Dr. Jason. Jason, come to the main saloon, Dr. Captain Jason. And then we hear echoes of Lisa crying. Good night, baby. You are loved. Good night, baby. You are loved. A robotic voice. Jared. You are loved. On repeat, before the. The voice distorts, you are loved. You are loved, baby. You are loved. Mommy, why don't you ever call me?

And then we see a stuffed unicorn floating by in the water. Someone's going to die tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, it's like the white lotus. It's just the white low point. I don't know. So now everyone's arriving at the airport in Utah. So we're going to flashback a few days. And they're all arriving in Salt Lake City.

and Mary struggling with her bags and Whitney I just got a text from Bronwyn It says hi Sorry for the late notice I'm not going to make my flight Have a safe trip I'm coming still

Just gonna meet you guys In can canoe Canna Canna canna Can I turn over It's Canawan Whitney Canoe to get the boat We're taking a canoe on vacation

I'm confused. I'm not surprised that Bronman is coming late. I'd be surprised if she comes at all because what I've seen in the headlines is serious. She's damned if she does and she's damned if she doesn't because if she does, then we're all going to talk about it and if she doesn't, we're all going to talk about it.

Hold for shrug. If you're damned, damn if you do and damn if he don't, is there a damn? Is there a damn? Are we in a reservoir? I'm confused. So Mary comes. They are all cheering.

And then Lisa and Meredith make it last second. And it's time to go on the plane. Brittany, who has learned nothing, is recording herself and Heather on her phone. And then they land. And Heather's like, it took us 15 hours to get here. But we finally arrived in Canoan.

Because we're women. Women who believe in each other. Women who believe in soaring over clouds. through all obstacles. And then everyone's getting into a van and Lisa's like, isn't this where all the billionaires come? Like Ben, like my good friend Ben and Blake? Where are they?

Hi, Ben. Hi, Blake. Lisa, that's a pineapple tree. Oh, no, I'm pretty sure that's Ben Affleck. Yeah, we're friends. You guys, look at what we're about to get on right now. And we see the yacht. And Brittany's like, oh my God, I hope there's men on that ship.

Does anybody think there's going to be single men on that ship? Hold on, I brought a picture of my daughter to put under the seat and ignore while we're here. If you want to drive off with it, that's fine. So then they get on to the yacht and there's Captain Jason. He's like, hi Heather, hi Whitney. And they have a big hug. And Heather says, I met Captain Jason when I was on a trip in Australia with Whitney having a sisterhood. And we hung out for a week.

And I told him every single story about how Mormonism traumatized me. And by the end of it, he said, okay, you can leave now. And I said, I won't leave because we're sisters. And we are ride or die till the end, Captain Jason. And now comes the part where we ride. Ride on your yacht. So then we see a month earlier, Heather and Jason on the phone.

She's like, I would love to take the girls on your yacht. We're women, women who love experiences. And sisterhood. You can be our captain. He's like, well, that's normally how it works on my boat. So you trying to trap me at sea, you little minks? I am. I'm going to trap you at C. Maritime law when it applies. You know, you know how it goes.

Well, that would be amazing. We really have to bring our A game for you, girls. So what that means is tonight that when you come on to our yacht, when I crash this yacht, it'll be into a fabulous location. Oh, that sounds wonderful, Captain Jason. I love a luxury crash. So the producer asks her what she would bring if she was stuck on an island with Captain Jason. And she's like, a bikini and condom. I'm just kidding. Of course, it would be a copy of all three of my best-selling books. I'm an author. And by condoms, I mean lots of pages of my novels to wrap around his penis. I would bring a picture of my daughters to remind me that they're out of my fucking house already.

Oh, God, sisterhood. So Lisa's like, Hi there. I'm probably going to be your lowest maintenance guest. Everyone's got to be on their best behavior girls. And so Angie's saying, Angie's like saying hello to every single one. She's like giving their own little like picnic baskets full of like a Greek spread that she's made. Here's your Satsiki.

Here are your Dolmas. Here is your Spanakopoda. It is great to meet you all. I am the best. I am Angie. And so they're like, okay, come on. Hurry up, Angie. Come on.

We want to get on the boat. Let's just say you will never work so hard for your money in your life. Lady, thank you. We're going to get well acquainted. All right. This is Daisy. We're going to cruise around for an hour. I want to get some spots and hopefully we'll get you wet.

Then we'll get you in the water. And they're like, oh my God. He's going to get us away. I was like, on the way around, Captain. Back in Zim, that's a popular expression. So then Lisa says, any chance I got to go on to a yacht, I'm like, yes, pick me, I'm in.

But this will be like so nice for Angie. She's normally in like an RV. Ha, shard. But Angie's like, I have never been on a yacht in my life. The closest I got was when I went to Greece and got into a life-size replica of Jason and the Argonauts. But I see Lisa and my good energy goes, bum, bum, bum, bum, and I'm planning on keeping my distance. Okay, so I can work. I could stand next to her and make my ankles look smaller.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, Greek shade. So now they go to the bar and they're getting cocktails and stuff. And Daisy's like, we've got champagne and we've got a little margarit. to shot as well. After this, I'm only going to do my tequila, though. Okay? So, you know what? We need to make sure that you have my tequila. You've heard of it, right, Vita? No, I haven't heard of that. It's mine. You've heard of it, Vita. Everybody drinks at the First Lady, the First Lady of Rome. I don't know. Everybody. Everybody loves it. Blake Lively, Blake Shelton, Blake Masters. Tim Blake Nelson.

Daisy gives her this look, like, are you kidding me? Listen, I drink every, I take a taste of every single bottle of alcohol that comes on to this boat. And I can tell you right now, we've never even heard of Vita Tequila, lady. Daisy just has this. She just is giving her this look like you're trying it. We do not have Vita Tequila on this yacht. Yeah, Jewel is mad because there's so many bags, of course. And now, Mike, now is the hair.

Mike, the hair comes out. The helmet. and he brings some drinks and he's made a margarita shot and she's like a margarita shot margarita shot that's margarita shaw it's a shot a shot yeah a shot a shot i love your accent i love it you have such a cute accent this guy is clearly tweezed to the border like he's just looking at her like uh-huh okay are you really this unable to pick up on social cues you know social sex social Cues, ma'am. Please back away. You're barking up the wrong hairy tree. So she said, I'm in a smorgasbord.

I'm in a smorgasbord of heaven right now, a big old-fashioned smorgasborg. There are men everywhere, and not only just men, but like hot ones with big muscles who love Lady Gaga. It's amazing. We love the same music. All is right with the world. I've always wanted a man I can share an eyebrow pencil with.

So are there only six of you? Is there another person coming? Because we're told there's supposed to be another person coming. Oh, yes. There's another one coming. Our sister, our long-lost sister, because we are women and we leave no one behind. Whether we're in the Pioneer days or in the Canawan days,

we are all here together. But yes, we can leave port without her. Well, there's six women and one hot dog coming. But she'll be here late. But if she arrives and we've taken off, how will she get to us? Everyone knows that when a boat leaves port, no one can ever reach it again. I'll organize it.

Don't worry about it. She'll swim. Hey, Brittany. It's not a way to talk about your sister. You don't have to worry. We organize transport to the boat. It'll be fine. So now they get the yacht tour and Whitney and Heather are going to take the master.

Of course. Meredith gets the room. One-fobbant-time. Running gag. And then Mary and Angie get a room together. and then Heather winds up sticking Bronwyn and Brittany together, which is, I mean, look, you snooze, you lose and you really do lose, I guess. But wow, that's a pairing that I can't imagine is going to be fun for either of them.

Neither one of them really wins with this pairing. I mean, I wouldn't want a room with either one of these people. You've got Brittany over there talking about men the whole time, and then you've got brought one on the other side trying to blow up her clothes. Like inflate them. Do you think this trip was how they were supposed to start the season? Because remember the whole like camping trip that they started was the invitation said like put your bikinis on for sun and da da da da da da da where they was with the plan and we're usually to do like to start off with below deck and then like the timing didn't work out. So then they're like, okay, let's go camping instead.

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. That could be an interesting theory. But that wouldn't be cool to trick them onto a below deck yacht because they wouldn't know to pack three suitcases or whatever. That's true too. And I just said that would be an interesting theory. and I take that back. It's actually not an interesting theory at all.

It is. It's fascinating. Literally a pretty dull theory. Do you think that this trip was supposed to be earlier? It's a theory. And I love a theory. So Brittany's like, I have to share with Bronwyn? No.

You have grit. You can do this. Listen, you're walking around with teeth the size of a child's head. You can take this, I'm sure. You can stand pain. How can you even eat with those things? You're a true. It'll be fine.

She might not even show. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappance commercial. So then we go to the galley where Chef Ben is there with Sue Chef, Sue Chef, Sue Chef, Alicia. And she's, or we, I never remember if her name is Alicia or Alicia or Lisa. Alicia. I think it's Alicia.

Elysia. Elysia. So she said, So they said this will be the hardest money you've ever worked for, Ben. Oh, yes. I hope that that's reflected in the tip, to be honest. Otherwise, I'm stealing all their jewelry, and then I will cry about my greatest torment in life,

going to boarding school. Good luck stealing all that jewelry. That's all fake or borrowed. Never steal a housewife's jewelry. You're never getting anywhere with that. Steal the Amex. But I think they want you to steal the jewelry. That's true.

insurance money. I mean, hello. Someone in the Palm Springs Airport still like hit the payday. Monica. Wendy's filing an insurance claim on this trip and she's not even on it. So now the girls are up at the top deck. They're saying,

Bon Voyage to really no one at all. And Heather's like, you guys, listen to me for one second. Whitney and I actually were friends with Captain Jason. I just want to mention that again. I just really like flexing that I know one of the captains from a low deck. And I just want us to all be on our best behavior. And so, um, then Lisa goes, but where is he? Where's Captain Jason? Where is he? He's driving the boat.

He has to come in with the logic. That's a bad sign, Lisa. Yeah. Well, he doesn't even know that that we're totally crazy. And Brittany's like, I'm a sucker for the leader of a ship. So you're into Captain Jason, Brittany? I mean, if he's into me, I'm into him. That's just how I roll. I just want a man to love me. I admire Brittany's fervor to the opposite sex. Listen, I'm not the type to overtly flirt.

He needs to flirt with me first. All I really like to do is follow men around and ask some important questions. Like, how did your arms get so big? Will you marry me? Do you want children? I've always wanted daughters. Brittany saying that she's not the type to overtly flirt is hilarious as we watch her overtly slur for the rest of the episode with Captain James. With literally everything. Everything that moves.

So she's like, well, I'm all for Britney having her Jack and Rose Titanic moment, but I want her to feel like the king of the world without the boat sinking. Shows the wrong captain for that. So let's cut to the footage once again of him crashing his yacht into a race. restaurant in New Zealand. Yeah. Can we please show the destroyed dockside chilies? That would be great. For people who don't watch below deck, Captain Jason did crash his yacht into a dock and

was on the news. Wait, what about Jared? Oh, we're on a 30 day break. Oh, okay. So free game then. Any of these guys, take any of them. She's like, yeah, but I'd like to hang out with Captain Jason the most. So, that's, yeah.

I was going to say that after my reading with Terrence, I decided to do a 30-day break. But then, you know, Jared showed up to help me the other day to pack. And, uh, well, I guess 30 days starting now, again, ha, ha, ha, what daughter? Now, if you're saying you want to go for Captain, Jason, oh, good, but we don't want to hear one word about Jared, and I mean it. Yeah, if you say Jared's name on this trip, we're going to splash you with water. Oh, yeah, Jared, Jared, Jared. Meredith just picks up a pitcher and dumps it on Brittany.

The entire pitcher of water. She's like, I like this idea. Wow, this is the first time I've ever agreed with Whitney. Daisy comes out from the, like the salon area, and she's like, oh, my God, what's going on here? Marith has been waiting two years to be able to dump that picture on Brittany. Yeah. Well, we told you, we're going to have to.

hold you accountable, Britney. And we did with a pitcher of water. So Daisy is whispering to Heather that Bronwyn is on her way. Don, don, don, don. And we see a tender coming. And others like, let's go and greet our sister. I want her to feel welcome. We'll find out the details later.

Okay. So they go, scream Bronwyn and wave. And they're just ready to roast her, you know. Yeah. But I like that Heather's saying that about, like, we'll find out the details later. That was her way of saying, guys, let's not shoot her a wad yet. We're going to, let's have a cliffhanger at dinner tonight. That's for right now, we're going to just do some fun in games.

So Bronwyn shows up. I don't want us to bring up Bronwyn's issues until we've all agreed to blame them on Lisa later. Okay. Yeah, that's actually what it is. So, Heather is so ham-handed. I'm surprised the audience falls for this. The audience falls for this hook, line, and sinker every single time.

And you see Heather, you see the little TikToks going behind her eyes like, like, tick, tick, tick, tick, trying to come up with something. and everybody falls for it. It's like, oh, my God, it must be Lisa. When you see Heather planning this shit the whole time, it cracks me up. We're a gullible people as an audience. We really are. But it's fun to be gullible.

Sometimes it's fun just to go along with the stories. I'll still believe in Santa. I'll still go on Santa's lap in the mall. Why not? Yeah. I believe in Elsie and Heidi and Nogrina. So, like, I'm fine with some professional wrestling, but in, you know, lady form with gossip.

Oh, also, just a note to cops, it would be nice if you guys would stop trying to arrest me. Okay, he's sitting there to have his lap sat on. So you have to be a fucking child to sit on Santa's lap. Fuck out of here. Who's the perfect? He's the one asking people to sit on his lap. Sleep me alone. I'd like one holiday season to pass without a ticket.

So Bronwyn arrives and she's dressed like Benny the cab from Roger Rabbit. And she's like, I don't know what I'm walking into. but I am gonna dress like an old-timey taxi cab for some reason. And I'm sure that these women have seen these allegations and I'm sure they've discussed it. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. And of course, I have Todd's words reverberating in my head. I don't want so much salt on this.

I can have a blood pressure attack right here in the Farrells. Okay, no, I think it was some other words that were in, I remember Todd's other words. Get off my lawn. No, those words too, but like I think there was another set of words Is that reverberating? Man it mucal tastes just like chocolate milk if you put chocolate milk in it. Oh, no, and here comes some muzzy words.

Oh, no, Muzzy Words. I wish I'd never had you. Oh, no, back to Todd words. My knees hurt when it's raining outside. Oh, my God, Muzzy and Todd together. Oh, no. Think about your father. Think about your father.

He has position in church. Church, church. Oh. Lisa, your best friend is here. Oh, my gosh. She always wears a costume. Well, oh, yeah, I've seen this look before. Yeah, I've seen it on Instagram, whatever.

Used look. Use look incoming. And then we see that she has, in fact, used this look before. We see multiple Instagram posts with her wearing an inflatable on her head. I am going to allow this because I think the fashion faux pot is like when you recycle a dress on the red carpet. I think inflatable, you're going to try to get as much use out of it. Like, I think you're allowed to get like four or five uses out of it. Like, it's okay.

I'm going to allow the Benny the Cab costume. Okay. So, Lisa is talking to Angie. What'd you say? Sound like Michelle Lally approved it. This is Michelle Lally, and I approve this message. It will be okay. I will exempt your out of it.

Okay. So, Lisa, let's talk to Angie. And Lisa's like, For me, I just feel like she's got, like, a lot going on on her plate right now, especially after trying to retaliate against me. So, yeah, I'm going to just like, I'm totally in a good place with her right now. But, like, if you want to, like, pick up this bone that I'm putting down and talk about how she has all these headlines against her. Like, you should do that.

It'll be totally cool, you know? What do you know? Why are you saying that? Why are you saying that? Britney's like, I know stuff. You know stuff. We all know stuff. Yeah, I mean, we all saw it.

And, of course, by it, I'm talking about this costume she's wearing, like, her fifth time already. Like, give it up, girl. How was that even going to save you from drowning if it's like holding only the top of your head above the water? Stupid! Stupid! You know what? Bronwyn and I are fine, and I don't like to throw around the word karma, but, like, I think it's grossly over-yosed. I'm so sick of hearing the word karma.

Like, it's, like, totally ridiculous. Like, can we get a new word? But, you know, why did you come from me so hard when you've got such icky skeletons in your glass are? So Bronwyn gets on board. Only Lisa thinks the word karma is only used, is grossly overused, because everyone's always telling you you're getting karma. She's like, why it's everybody always using that word? It's only with you.

It's only with you that they're using that word. She's just like, she's just very, very, uh, it's had too much exposure to boy George. So much of that song. So Lisa is like, oh my God, Bronwyn, you come with your own life raft. Roy! Yay! That was funny, right? And when he's like, is this fashion or costume? It's a mix. So, is it fashion, costume, caution? What, how do you mix fashion? I'm confused.

Okay, it's like, it's like mixing two words together. Like you, you're a dunt. Okay? Does that make any sense? No. And Brown was like, sorry, guys, I didn't want to make a whole entrance. I'm so sorry. That's why I asked them to drop me by rope from a helicopter onto this boat wearing an inflatable dress. I just, I hope I didn't make too much of a splash. I know, right. So, Brittany, Heather's like, let's get into our bikinis for lunch. And Brittany is saying, oh my God, Bronwyn, we're literally sleeping in the same bed together.

We're sleeping in the same bed together. I mean, I'm used to, you know, sharing a bed with unpleasant things like Todd, but like, wow, this is a lot, okay? This is a lot. Bitch, my name is Bronwyn, not Jared. So we're not sleeping in the same bed together. Sorry, that was not my best work. I'm just a little disoriented. I still have Todd going through my head, not Christian Siriana, which would have helped more in that moment.

But if we do sleep together, can we get a nice big hefty bag full of some kind of cold animal flesh that we can glue a little hair to? I'm just not going to be able to sleep otherwise. Can we arrange for a bowl of Werther's originals to be on our bedside? He'd sometimes just like to hear the sound of the rappers. You know, just don't call me Jared. Wait, I heard Jared's name, but I didn't say it. I didn't say it. Meredith just comes by with another pitcher of water and dumps it on Britney's head.

She's just basically like that janitor on TV's bloopers and practical jokes coming in, like with the sweeping, you know, except if she has a picture instead. So now Daisy and Ben are discussing lunch about what they're going to make. And Whitney and Heather are looking for a nipple cover. So Daisy's like, how, how cruel? all cruel, please, please give an eye out for a missing nipple cover. In Zim, we call that. In Zim, we call that a... I don't really know what we call that in Zim, actually.

I don't know why it's hard to radio the crew about that. I'll get back to work. Angie starts to get C-Sex. She's like, uh-oh, uh-oh, my, I'm starting to feel like chickpeas turning into how I promise. Something is happening in my stomach. And then Bromwin and Brittany goes to their room. And Brittany's like, oh, look at this stuffed animal I got. It's a unicorn. And look, I can pull a string and look what it says. Good night, baby. You are loved. I'll tell Donnie and Marie hi for you as I am. Their cousin. Mua. They didn't play the last part of the recording that said, you were loved, Stephanie. Well, I don't know who Stephanie is, but I think that's his new nickname for me. Then we cut to a stew, unpacking a cucumber from one of Heather or Whitney's bags.

And she's like, oh, my God, could you look at this? It's a cucumber. What is this? What is this? Is this a cucumber? What is that? What is that? What's the cucumber for?

So then Lisa, Meredith's room, Meredith's saying, you know, what do you think? Like, Bronwyn, Browen showed up, fully inflatable. That was wild. I mean, he's on brand. It's on brand. Right? It's on brand. I wouldn't expect anything less.

I wouldn't expect anything non-inflatable. That's for sure. That's for sure. Yeah. Well, I didn't say a word and we didn't even ask because Heather said not to. So, of course, we did not. Do you think she'll bring it up on her own, though? Yeah, maybe an iteration.

Maybe an iteration of the truth. Maybe like an inflatable iteration. Yes. Well, I'm just like an honest answer. That would be nice for once. I mean, we'll hope for honest, but you know what? We're probably going to get an iteration. It's probably going to be an iteration.

Well, maybe if I'm a DJ for her, maybe the music will soothe her into telling us the trolls. So now we go back to Brittany and Bronwyn. And Brittany's like, so, where have you been? Why did you not come with us? Well, I'm okay. Well, the reason why is I almost didn't even come at all. Why? Which is something I often say at night with Todd.

And, well, look, I'm just, like, not ready to say yet, but somebody in this group is definitely planting stories about me in the press. Oh, well, no, but I heard those stories, but you think that someone from this group, someone from this group would plant stories? Of course, it is. Uh-huh. I'm just saying someone. The whole grand theft thing isn't true.

It's not true? No, no, no, it's not. No, no, it's not true. No. I bought a grand piano, but I did not have to do. grand theft. So you didn't do whatever someone is saying? Are you sure? You didn't do it? And it's changed 18 times. First, first it was that I stole a car. And then it was that of all the all kinds of other things. And I'm just, I'm not going to repeat them because it's disgusting. And it's manipulative.

And it's trying to dig into my past and find something to discredit me. And I'm not embarrassed about my past. I've made a lot of mistakes. Brittany. I once had my eyebrows like my mom's. Huge mistakes. Okay. But I'm not embarrassed about my past. Well, I think honestly, Bronwyn, we're all wondering if it's true because it's like, I mean, you can look it up like it's public record, Bronwyn. Okay, actually it's not public record. And there's like some very specific shadiness going on and it bothered me to know that you guys have been talking about it behind my back.

Yeah. Because like not one person called me and asked it was okay. No one, except for Mary. But she thought she was calling Sephora. So like I really don't count that. Yeah, you know, she thought she was calling Sephora and she asked me for 10% of my income, which is super bizarre. And then she started yelling at me for,

not getting her a burkin for her birthday and told me that Jesus doesn't like poor people. It's very confusing. It's very, very, very confusing. It's like that preacher who just got shamed. Did you see that? There was a, like, this mother and her son, like, walk up and give a donation to this preacher. And she was like, here's $1,200. And he literally shames him.

He goes, 1,200. Come on. Like, you couldn't do 2,000 in front of the entire congregation in her son. So then he got shamed in front of everyone. It was funny. It was a hilarious story. People just keep on going, just keep on packing yourselves in there. Great job, buddy.

So, yeah, so she goes on and on about how none of this is true. These are mistakes she made in the past. You know, we're talking 20 years ago. Oh, so she was evicted from an apartment, whatever. She was having a baby. And that's just a long time ago and untrue. And, you know, there's a case they're trying to say it's current, but that's 10 plus years ago. And the only thing they can find because it's been sealed is some penal code.

And that penal code lists lots of things. It doesn't mean she's guilty of all of them. I mean, it lists identity theft, ground theft, fraud, loving crackers. You know, all those things are listed under that penal code. And she's only guilty of probably one of them maybe, maybe possibly. So, I mean, it's embarrassing. It's incredibly difficult because of the stress. It puts on my family, mostly Todd, who probably got that sealed in the first place.

let's be on. I mean, it's just stressful. How dare you even bring it up? And how dare you talk behind my back about it? Like, girl, you started the season coming in on Lisa's stuff. You, you did that yourself, not talking to Lisa to her face coming in with all of this crazy stuff. You have no leg to stand on. I do think this stuff is interesting because I did try to search for what the hell is going on. I found a lot of threads about what people think could be going on, like they're trying to read between the lines of what they can find, but there is no way to find out what was going on. And it sucks. It's a mystery I don't like, because normally with this stuff, you can figure it out. You know, you spend enough time on Reddit and you can figure it out. But I couldn't figure

anything out. All I found was that I thought was interesting was Bronwyn had a post up a while back that's like, okay, I made some very serious mistakes when I was working for this place that I regret, and I'm a different person now, but those are very regretful mistakes, and I will own up to them by not talking about them at all and refusing to talk about them, but I totally own up to them, and they are mistakes that are in the past, and I'm a person who's not blah, and I believe I'm forgiving myself. You know, Bron, when her Instagram posts are like a page of text, so it's hard. You have to, like, enlarge it to read it.

So that was it, but it sounded like it had something to do with probably stealing from work or, you know, signing, I don't know, God knows what was going on, but it sounded like she had something to do with her job. But other than that, Ben, I cannot tell. I cannot tell. Well, I just want to say that you got a lot of support last week, because talking about, you were talking about sealed records, et cetera. And I just want to say that in our lovely Discord community, Tori from Torrey Town, she said, Ronnie is correct. A sealed record is not the same as a gag order. And I wish I could do a little pop-in bubble for the legal clarifications. because Tory from Torritown is a lawyer.

So I just want you to know the lawyers have your back on that one. I just want to go back to one thing. I think that Bronwyn is a little ridiculous for also being shocked that people are talking about or behind her back, given the way the season began. I do want to know just because I feel like it's important to note that there is like a there is a little bit of a different context. One is like Lisa is actively going through, like has lawsuits that are in the newspaper. And it's like, whoa, what's going on with Lisa versus, and she also was not on good terms with Lisa.

So she wouldn't call Lisa to say what's going on. And then the other version, and with Bronwyn, she's on good terms with some of the ladies. And on top of that, this is kind of like stuff that's been dug up as opposed to active current events. So it's like a slightly different context. But I think still the larger idea of like, what? They talked about me behind my back. is a bit ridiculous, and she should know, and she should really be, and not only she, she know, she should be ready to just be like, this is what happened.

At this point, it's, it's out there. And so, like, just say it and get it over with. Well, I have to say, you know, I think Bronwyn is completely full of shit. And I've always thought Bronwyn is completely full of shit. I think she lies and she gets caught in her lies all the time on this show. But that said, I do like Ronwin. I think she's really good on the show. And I'm extremely impressed with how she's handling this because it's frustrating as a viewer because you're like, well, what happened then?

You fucking liar. Tell me the truth. But she doesn't have to. And she's not going to. And she has a great deal of help here in spinning this on Lisa with Heather and Whitney. She's got bad weather on her side. But she is handling this very well. I mean, the fact that no one's even coming after her.

I mean, she's a hero online. People are like, oh my God, Bronwyn, yes, queen, not having to speak. which is crazy for a housewives audience because the housewives audience man they want to know you know and they're like you're going to jail and look at the reaction to all the people who have been arrested on bravo which is quite a few now it's pretty hardcore so the fact that she's coming out of this kind of a hero is i mean i have to tip my hat to you madame i have to tip my inflatable hat to you're well done your yellow inflatable hat the one who's helped her the most has been lisa because lisa just does not Lisa has no chill and even if Lisa is completely innocent in the accusations that come out later this episode, she just always fails with every single argument. I mean, that's the way it's been for every single season. She just has no ability to just to be chill. And she tries, she tries so hard.

She usually starts off an argument doing that like little squint thing, which is, what? I never said that. Why would you say that? Okay, if you're going to say these things, you have to really believe it because I don't want to hear it anymore. Like she cannot, she just can't do the stoic thing and let the other person lose their shit.

She just falls into every single trap. It's like she sees the carrot in the middle of the far. She goes, oh, look, it's a carrot for me to snack on. And then she's in a net, you know, every single time. Yep. So when I said this to Todd, you know, when I told Todd that I was coming here, he said, I don't think you should fly halfway across the world to be with people who do this to you. And where is my fiber?

Do you want me to poop out pellets for the rest of my life? And I said, look, you know, Todd, sorry, we'll talk to Mazzie. But it's very upsetting for Todd. You know, he doesn't deal with nastiness and lies. He's a very upstanding business person. He's very serious. He works with very serious people who still believe that you should type on actual buttons on your phone instead of touch screens. And it upsets my daughter.

It upsets my husband. I need time to figure this out with them. I need time. You know, I don't want to add more to Todd's plate. He's already very stressed out trying to figure out the difference between a I am, a DM, an email, and a text. Okay? So it's just, it's a lot for him right now. So Brittany goes, oh, interesting, which is her way of saying, I zoned out.

I wasn't listening. But Brittany's not buying any of this. She's just like flashing those teeth. Like, we're going to get you. We're going to get you. And I love that these two ladies are staying in the same room and are still going to come for each other the entire episode. Like, that don't even give a crap. Like, I'll have to sleep next to you.

I don't care. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So, uh, one of the stews goes up to days. He's like, you know what? I found a cucumber. Oh, you found a cucumber in their bags?

No, you didn't. I found it. Oh, I know. It was this thick. I put it next to her bed. I don't know if it was a midnight snack or whatever. And so then, uh, the producer was just asking everyone, did you pack a giant cucumber? And Meredith was like, what?

What? What? Neither goes, what kind of question is that? Which I liked. And Bromwood says, I don't cook. So, Angie thinks everyone's going to blame her because there are cucumbers and Greek salads. Guys, it was a suitcase in a room. We know it has to be whoever's room that was.

But I just ask the first new suitcase it is. And we never find out, do we? No, they just are trying to make it some sort of gag. I'm like, you know you have footage of the cucumber being pulled out of someone's bag. and you can probably see whose bag that was. I don't know why they're trying to make a mystery for us because we don't even care about this. Like, it's not an interesting mystery for us.

So it's kind of like, what are you, the Sopranos? Like, this is how you're going to end it. We're just never going to find out the cucumber. Like, and now we're going to find out who brought the cucumber black screen. Nobody ever knows. What the hell? Don't stop believing. Angie is now puking in the toilet because she's got seasickness.

And everyone's taking pictures with Ben. He's making lunch. and everyone's gathering at the table and they get their salads and everything. And Heather is like... Guys, sorry, good. No, go ahead. Sisterhood.

Guys, it's lunchtime, which means it's time for a speech. Guys, it's our first meal together on the yacht. And Bronwyn's here. And I just want to say, sandwiches are like friendship. You have a bunch of white things. And then in the middle, you've got a bunch of mess. And somehow, we're going to make it taste good together. because we're sisters, and that's what sisters do.

Yeah, that was great. Hey, Bronwyn, is everything okay, though? I mean, you know, it's just very upsetting because a lot of things have upset Todd, and, you know, people just keep, they just keep trying to dig into my past. They just keep digging and digging, and they're trying to say things that aren't true, and, you know, maybe, Todd thought maybe I would be better at home with him. You know, he thought maybe I would be better at home with him than here with people who were trying to ruin my life.

Mm-hmm. Well, I didn't look into specifics, but I just saw things that went from just a few years back to 20 years back. And I think it would be in your best interests just to clear it up because it looks a lot worse. And my guess, and it probably is. So while you do that, I also would like to offer that if anyone has any hangers, a plane is ready to come in. I just, I really need to feed a toddler right now. Okay. I'm without Brooks. I don't know what to do with myself. Okay. Okay, Meredith. Well, I did get kicked out of BYU, okay, 20 years ago. And when I left BYU, I did not pay my last month of rent. Okay. Uh-huh. So it took me a few months to get my life together. Okay. Well, that's weird because didn't she say she was evicted? So if you're not paying your last month of rent, you already get evicted? Like, what do you get evicted after a week? I'm not trying to find holes, but I have gotten an eviction notice and it took a few months. That would be my big. dirty secret. Ronnie had an eviction notice after a few months. Don, don't, don't. And then I, you know, I tried to get my life together. And then there was a judgment. And I didn't pay my last couple of months rent at my apartment. Okay. Well, so now it's two months. Okay. Well, that was 20 years ago. I was 19. I was pregnant. I mean, who can remember? I had pregnancy brain. I was renting the baby. I thought I had signed a lease for the baby. So I was actually paying my uterus to rent. So what's the big deal?

Stop trying to ruin my life. Okay. like, but how is it that this is even coming up in the press? Well, someone's trying to bring that up. Well, you know what? Ladies, not only are we a sisterhood, but I have to admit, the charges, they're just, there are more charges that are coming out and they're, they're saying that they're four years old, almost as old as my first book that I wrote. Remember when I did that?

You exploited my vagina. Yep, it was that one four years ago. Well, okay. I haven't seen, I haven't seen anything about the eviction. I haven't seen that in any of the, the, you know, goss that's being spread. Like, oh, she was evicted. I don't, I think that that's kind of a straw man that she's putting up. Like, well, okay, I've done some wrong things. Like, I got evicted once. But I haven't seen that in any of the, I mean, the allegations are like,

you know, grand theft, auto and fraud and stuff like that. But she's saying, no, you know, there's no charges from four years ago. There's a new thing that people are trying to say was there because something went on at work. But I cooperated with the authorities about the thing that happened at work, and there were not charges against me. But then years later, all the charges against not me went through, but then it was sealed. So I guess she's saying she was included in charges, but they weren't against her. But because she was included in charges, now it looks like she was charged with fraud. Maybe she testified against, like, maybe something was going on in her workplace and she testified. And so she got like, she got looped in because it was a shady

workplace but because she testified she got some sort of immunity maybe that's that's how that sounded to me yeah so she's like yeah so years later all the charges against not me went through but that was sealed and lisa says why was it sealed and she's like oh can't discuss it can't discuss it because you know the whole case was sealed which is why people are speculating mm-hmm because nobody can get any information on a case it sealed that's what sealed means so it was you know it wasn't something about me. It's just something that my name was in that was sealed that I can't talk about. It's nothing to do. I was there. I was there. I was in the room. I mean, it wasn't me. It was about a seal. Okay, I'll be, I'll be honest. Someone tried to smuggle a seal into someone's

basement. You ever hear chimp crazy? Well, seal crazy came first. Okay, I'll ask you this. I'll ask you this. Why does seal always wear a scarf? I can't tell you because it's sealed. Okay. Long scarf. No one knows why. I might, but I can't talk about it. It was sealed, you guys. It was sealed. Do I know how to throw a fish at a seal? Yes. Have I been part of a traveling circus? I can't say. I cannot say that for sure, okay? But that's sealed.

It's sealed. Heather's like, well, why would they file charges on your record against you? And she goes, well, there's no charges that are filed about me. There's no mugshot. There's no police record. There's no nothing. There's no inflatable ball. Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. There's nothing. Nothing whatsoever. I'm totally innocent, as you can see by my reaction. So why are you so upset then? Where are you so upset? And she's like, um, and Lisa's like, yeah, why would it matter? Well, because both of us, and this is me and Todd, who's a very serious person, so I'm going to keep bringing up Todd because that somehow lends credence to the fact that I'm innocent.

But, you know, we both feel that there's some nasty things that have come out in the press after I've hung out with this group of friends. And I think both of us are concerned that maybe somebody in this group is doing it. I think, you know, I think, okay, let me explain what happens. You're on a housewife show. You're on a housewife show. People think you're full of shit and they start digging around into your record. It happens with every housewife. I don't know that you need to blame literally every person in this or one person in this group.

It happens to everybody. Shit's going to come out about you. I mean, what the hell? I actually agree with that. I think like maybe, like maybe there's someone in the group that's feeding, feeding shit. But I do think that ultimately people, people really dig shit up in the audience. Okay. People have time on their hands and they're dedicated.

So, I mean, it's just, it's going to come up. It doesn't have to be a cast member to do it. If it's out there, it's out there. So Lisa is like, well, I don't think it's anyone here. Yeah, it's not us, not us, not me. I mean, it's not me for sure. Like, I know it would be nobody here because we've been like hanging out for a long time. And nobody would do that here, anybody, unless it was against Mary.

And it was getting someone from her church who she gave, who gave her $300,000 or something like that. You know, okay, that was maybe me. But you know what, everything else, like, I don't know who it could be. Who could it be? We all agree, right? at least it needs to be on the next season of the Traders because she would be such a disaster at the roundtable. It wasn't me.

I didn't murder anyone. Like, I literally didn't. I don't know why. Like, I don't know why I need John Barlow right now. Oh, they're only thinking I murdered someone. I didn't murder anyone. Like, this is crazy. I've got six lawyers.

I want to go to the distance on the murderers. Oh! She would even do that in the turret. She would be the murderer. And they'd be like, okay, who are we going to kill? I didn't do it. Why is everybody accusing me all the time? I'm so sick of this chat.

I'm so sick of that. Like, I don't know why she is not on that show. She will be, no matter what role she has, she will be a total disaster. So Whitney's like, wait a second. How are they getting like detailed information that has to be dug up and spun? And Bromwell, goes, well, I agree with Whitney.

It is weird that some stuff comes up in the group all the time. And it's weird that, like, you know, certain things have, I don't think it's weird. I don't think it's weird. I'm totally innocent, guys. I'm so innocent. I'm just going to say this very urgently. Like, I just, like, I just think I'm being, okay, I'm going to be, like, super direct. I don't think it's, like, weird that you're, like, dog up stuff on me.

Like, just bringing stuff into the group, like, when I wasn't there. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just being clear. Everyone, I'm being clear. Like, I upset you. And I felt like that was, like, a little bit of a retaliation on. So I'm just going to be really clear. Like, I'm totally, like, innocent right now. And, like, everything's fine. Everything's fine.

Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. See, and I think that that's the read that everybody's getting is at least his acting total. I think that she is coming across is totally guilty by acting this way. But I think she's acting this way because it's clear that Bromwin's talking about Lisa. Like, it's very clear that Bromwin's accusing Lisa of doing this. And so Lisa's getting defensive. Like, I didn't do this.

Now, did Lisa do it? I don't know. But I see why she's being defensive because they're clearly about to pin this on Lisa. You know, so she's like, well, wait, before you even come from me, you dug stuff up on me last year for retaliation about the necklace thing. So, yeah, there. So Heather's like, pipe down, Lisa. You're revealing yourself. She's clearly saying, you know, don't put two and two together in case anyone here is putting two and two together.

Right. She's trying to deflect. Don't spend this on me because you got targeted because like, that'll fucking piss me off. I am totally innocent right now. And like, Lisa, even if you are innocent, you are acting so guilty just like take it down a notch. She really is. Well, my lawsuit fleet and somebody did that. to me, but no one would ever do that to you. And certainly not in retaliation, right, Lisa?

That's how she sounds. And Mary's like, okay, well, I mean, look, we know who you're talking about. So it's just not anybody at a random out of the group. It's not just anybody random out of the group. So who are you talking about? She's like, well, nope, nope, I'm not going to say it was sealed. It was sealed. It was sealed. I thought it was someone and it has been sealed. It has been sealed. Here's a thing. It would really bother me if it was someone in this group of friends or if it was Christian Syria. I should be okay if Christian Seriano did it because I still get free dresses. And I don't think any of us should do that to each other ever, ever. And so Heather's like, well, who do you think it came from?

Do you want to say it? Well, it's not dinner yet. So I don't really want to go full force on this. But like for a lunchtime fight, sure, I'll just say this. I'm not accusing anybody. But after Amy's, remember Amy everyone? Remember Amy? She was, I think she's supposed to be our friend of.

Okay. It really intensified. And I had a lot of fights at Amy's. And after that lunch, I came. to like where you had clarification. I thought like Lisa, you and I cleared things up. And then we had to sit down and we talked. I'm not accusing you, but I'm just going to heavily apply.

Yeah, we had clarification. Yeah, we had clarification. And I didn't do anything to yo. I didn't have anything to you. No, no, I didn't do anything to yell. I mean, it's coming from because I'm not going to accuse anyone. I'm going to say, we did have a conversation and. Well, yeah, because it's an iteration.

Yeah, well, you know what? You know what? That sounds like an accusation. That sounds like an iteration of an accusation. I'm just saying it would be devastating. It would be sad to say I was saying it's devastating if it did come from you, but I'm not saying it did. But if it did, it would be devastating. It would be really horrifying.

It would actually be very much on brand and in character. But I'm not saying it came from you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But then who said my stuff? Who said my stuff that? Like who was going to the blogs in Salt Lake Tribune? Who was doing that, right?

You know what? I'm so, like, irritated with another accusation as dumb as this one. That's just dumb. Okay? And you know what? You guys, let's go swimming. Because this is like irritating. You know what?

It's like 100 degrees in here. Listen, why am I so hot? I'm so hot. I'm itching. Why am I itching right now? Oh my God. Get these clothes off of me. Get me into the water.

I can't. Oh my God. Like, I didn't do that to you. Like, you can fucking think it's me. But I'm like, not going to be the scapegoat again. This is like fucking bullshit. I'm not going to be the scapegoat. Whitney's like, no one even accuse you, bitch.

We just heavily, heavily implied that it was you. But it wasn't technically an accurate. accusation. We were just hinting a lot that it was you to make you mad, stupid. So now they all are going to go swimming. And Lisa's so mad. That got like so spun. It's so spun, Heather.

And Heather goes, yeah, you're fucked. You're fucked. Especially later tonight. Wait to see what I've gotten planned for you. No, I'm not fucked. That got spun. It's like, yeah, you're fucked, Lisa. She's got a huge shit eating grit on her face.

So now they're going swimming. Andy's still sick. Heather goes on water toys with Captain Jason. And she's like, you're a fucking Bronco, Jason. And, yeah. Brittany starts getting gel. Just like puking like crazy. Brittany is like, oh my God, you're canoodling Jason.

I know, but I know Jason are your friends. We have a history. You know, we've fucked around before. There's nothing there. I'm like, what? You're talking about? Did I say friends? Oh my God.

That's hilarious. Did I say fucked around? I meant we're friends. Oh, God, there's latitude to say fucked around when you're friends. And then she tells us, she's like, I said that. Serious face? You can't use that. I don't know why I would say that I fucked around with Jason.

Delete. Delete. Total accident. Such a Heather move. Whoops. So did I or didn't I? I don't know, audience. Hello, ladies.

Does anyone want to play with the Zimbabwe Swan? Oh, my God. I love the dark. Yeah, I love docs. Yeah, I love that. It's a swan. Does anyone want to play with a swan? Anyone, raise your hand if you want to play with the swan.

And then say, I'd like to play with the swan. Yeah, you're going to have to paddle. You're going to have to beat the duck on that because that's a duck. It's actually a swan. In Zimbabwe, we call the swan swans. I love ducks. I love Zimbabwe dogs. So, Brittany's like trying to flirt by getting on this swan.

And she's, Lisa's like, oh my God. Brittany's in pursuit of a man and she's not going to stop. Even if she's floating away on a duck. like it's a swan so they're all in the water and they say like oh my gosh look they're all so far away now can someone help my friends so they go to help Angie and get

they put her on Angie on a raft and Angie is like her seasickness is out of control I mean she is throwing up everywhere and they put they just keep it all on camera we just see so much puke oh it's so gross she's like doing that thing where you throw up through your hands like trying to cover your mouth oh so nasty She throws up to her hands and then she clings her hand around like this guy's leg, Eddie, I guess.

And it's just got her vomit hands on his leg and she's like, she's holding on. She's like, oh, I am Greek, Greek vomit, Greek vomit. She looks great though. By the way, Angie, Angie looking sick. She looked beautiful. It was one of the most beautiful vomiters I've ever seen. So now Brittany is flirting with Joao. And she's like, so did you have fun?

He's like, I did. Are you going to have a late night tonight? She's like, what's that? What? Late night tonight. She's like, late night, nah, what? Late night tonight. Oh, we are going to have a late night.

Are we going to see you again later? Oh, of course you're going to see me. I'm here, aren't I? But are we going to see you, see you? I'm here. Can you see me now? But are we going to see you? See you?

Please put your teeth back on your mouth. You're starting to scare me. Okay, well, you have my number. No, I don't. Thank you. You do. Just look in your back pocket Oh, I see it just there

This isn't unfavorable Wait, I'm sorry, this is a stuffed unicorn Give that back to me So Whitney's in Bronwyn's room And and Bronwyn's like, look Whitney Look what, look what, I'm sorry, Bronwyn's like, look what Britney brought

So she shows Whitney the unicorn With Jared's voice like, you are loved, You are loved. So Brama goes, if that goes off in the middle of the night It's gonna give me like, It's going to be like a sleep paralysis. I'll be like a sleep paralysis demon. Like that will really make Angie vomit.

When he goes, Is that Jared's voice? Who the fuck is he? Also, she's on a 30 day fast. She praised that she's not going to be. I mean, she promised, okay, from the top.

She promised she's not going to be with him. And she's going to find one of the deck crew here and get with them. Instead, that's the story for her. Cut to Brittany, flirting with. Mike the hair. She's like, oh, I love a man with an accent. He's like, do you? Do you love that for you? Love that for me. Love oxen. I've got one. Got one right here. Want to take a ride around on

it? You really are an icon, mother. She's like, yeah, yeah, don't know anything that you just said, but you're very, very handsome. He's like, so what do you do? I'm a developer, a real estate developer. You understand what that is? It's like you develop not following. Yeah, real estate. Mm-hmm. Then I sell it. I sell what I build.

So I build things and then I sell things. Mm, got it. So you build, you sell buildings, well, that I built. I build them and then I sell them. Mm-hmm. You get it? And he's just looking at her like with Homer Simpson eyes, just blinking blankly. What's wrong with this guy?

You've never heard of a real estate developer? I think he's just looking at Brittany and he's like, this woman does not. build. She's not a real estate developer because I was like since when are you a real estate developer? I thought you were in real estate. But being like a real estate developer is a whole other thing. I'm like, you were not a real estate developer. Whitney, I mean, Brittany. So Bronwyn and Whitney are still talking. And Bronwyn's like, what was that lunch? I mean, I didn't even think, I didn't even say, I think it's Lisa. I just said I would be really devastated if it were Lisa. And then I looked at her face and I pointed a finger at her and I said, it's probably

you, right? But it wasn't an actual accusation. It was just a question. So the second I said, I think someone's putting stuff in the press about me. She was like, none of us would ever do that. And this group would never do that. And I wasn't even accusing her. I just wasn't doing that at all. Okay, Bronwyn. Because it was her.

I heard about it from the blogger I'm in contact with and called on camera last season. I love that Whitney has such a place in this conversation when Whitney's been on camera calling bloggers and having a relationship with them. Like her whole last season was about who lied, her or the blogger. This is like the ongoing thing with these shows. Whenever there is an episode, whenever there's like a season about leaking stuff to outsiders, which is happening currently in Orange County. It happened on Beverly Hills. They all then call up their connections and are like, tell me what the real story is. And they think that they're actually proving something, but what they're really showing is that they speak with outsiders just as much as anyone else.

It's the same as Tamara talking to her, reliable source, bitch. Or Whitney speaking to her blogger, which was, I think, well, was that out of the next. Adam, right? Like, it's just, it's so hilarious that they think this is somehow going to exonerate them. And Bronwyn, you know, you know, they start this whole thing. Bromwin's like, well, who broke the Alibaba thing last year? Right? That was Lisa. Right? That was all over the place. How are you going to blame? I mean, I'm sorry. You know, and people in comments like, why are you stand Lisa? It's not standing Lisa. I just think this is bullshit. I think it's a frame-up job. It's so obvious to me that it is. The Alibaba thing last year were screenshots from the internet of Whitney copying, like literally taking screenshots from Alibaba and putting them on her own website, not even dressing them up or anything, and selling the exact same jewelry for like 10 times the price it was on Alibaba.

That was not some great mystery that somebody had to go uncover. That was all over the internet. And Brom was like, well, she broke that. She broke that. No, she used it against her, which is what you're supposed to do on this show. It's like getting mad at a tool, you know, at a construction worker for not using a drill gun. Right. And then Bromwin's saying, you know what? And then here's another thing. What was that nickname? She called me? Conwin? Something like that. Bromwin? Ted Conway. Did she call me Ted Conway? And then that's like, Lisa called me that at Amy's, remember? And the stuff wasn't out in the press yet. So she said the nickname first. And then it was in the press. It's a bit of a stretch, I think. Especially because she said fraud win and the press said something else. I don't know. I mean, it's proven to be bullshit. It's proven to be bullshit. shit right here because she said she called me conwin and the very next day it was in the press and that

name hadn't been out there yet so it had to be Lisa that's her proof but then we see the clip and Lisa called her fraud win which had been around for a long time that was an internet name that people were calling it was on when anyway so this the series shot down um and when he's like wait a minute at her party she called you conwin she's like mm-hmm and then we see that that's not true she called her fraudwin and she goes and then the next day it was on Twitter. Well, it's not a coincidence that the troll is using the same name that Lisa was using for Bronwyn within days.

It's like Lisa's not even trying to hide that she's behind this. She's getting sloppy. You know, and then when I said, I think it's someone here, no one in this group would ever do that. How does she know no one in the group would ever do that? When he goes, we know that she does, she's done it to everyone. And Bronman's like, and if I think, if I think, if I think, she could do this to me, that's the end.

But I'm not accusing her. Not an accusation whatsoever. Just a theoretical I'm playing out of my brain. So we got to Lisa and Lisa's like, Hi, John, I'm having so much fun here. Hey, you know what? I want to show that I've grown. So is there anything you wanted to say?

Yeah, it's been so fun. Okay, bye, good talking to you. So then we go back to Whitney and Heather in Heather's room. And Whitney's like, Every time Lisa's mad at someone, information leaks about them. Angie, me, Bronwyn, Mary, Meredith, Allison. Are there any more? And Heather's like, I agree, I agree.

Well, do you think Lisa leaked it? Yes, absolutely. Lisa's smarter and darker than any of us can imagine. And I think she looks up everything. She keeps a scorecard. And she's pissed about Bronwyn and her attitude and her bullshit. And she's made sure that anyone who's interested knows her story. Look, this has been going on with Lisa and Bronwyn for a while.

I mean, we saw New York that Lisa had spoken to Emma the jeweler. I've seen Lisa talking to other people and gathering information about Bronwyn. and we see flashback to Amy's party where Heather overhears Lisa asking if Amy knows Bromwin and if people like Todd, she's basically trying to get gossip, et cetera.

And Heather says, and when Angie dropped that Lisa had given her names and information to dig up Meredith, it sealed the deal for me and this sisterhood. It was undeniable. I think all the leaks came from Lisa.

So what do we do? Well, I'd just like to say that point, I'd just like to point out that it's all true so far. So if Lisa is going up and she's digging up all this stuff on people, I mean, the Whitney Alababa stuff was true. And what's the other thing that she's accused of? Oh, the jewelry thing, the whole thing about Bronwyn lying about that jewelry, that was proven to be a lie. Bromwin apologized for it at the beginning of the year and like took responsibility for it. So I don't know that I would keep bringing this up as like, oh, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, because she's always telling the truth.

And also, if Lisa did do this Bronwyn stuff, where did she find it out from? well i think the even if it's all true i think their their issue is that Lisa never talks about her shit so Lisa's happy to dig up all this they do but they all do but you see that's what makes it so hypocritical

like why are they and also who brought up the Broadman stuff last week I don't think it was Lisa because wasn't Lisa wasn't even there wasn't it Whitney who's like did you guys see when they were having their below deck their planning party it was Whitney who's like did you guys see the news about

Bronwyn? Oh my God. We're going to talk about it no matter what. Lisa didn't even bring it up. So Heather says, well, I think all the least came from Lisa. I think we should get Meredith in here. So when he's like, okay. And she like does a somersault off of the bed for no reason. She just leans back and rolls off of the bed. I was like, what is happening? This is such this show, like have a weird acrobatic exit from the scene. Yeah, this is very bad weather, right? Okay, let's confront Lisa, but we don't have the nuts to do it ourselves. So let's make Meredith do it. Go get Meredith.

She's like, okay. So Meredith, she's like, Meredith is probably Lisa's closest friend. So I want to know she feels the same way. I don't want to destroy my friendship with Lisa by addressing this. And if Meredith is there to just show support and help me, then it would go over a lot better. No, you're trying to get Meredith to do it to keep your hands clean. And it's not going to work, ma'am. So Meredith comes in.

And she's like, okay, tell her, Whitney. Okay, well, okay, here it is. Lisa hated me last year, right? Well, yeah, the year before that, and the year before that, probably I was going to hate you with me. I mean, you are Whitney. So, in her defense, you are pretty with me.

Yeah, so, okay, there's one thing. She hates me, right? And then all this information leaked about me. but now she's at odds with Bromwin, but don't you think that's a little suspicious? So you think that she's been engaging with the press in an inappropriate way? Let me get my legal pad here. Are you asking for representation because I am ready and willing? Yeah, because we were finally talking about Lisa and what she's going through,

but now we're not talking about her. yeah we were talking about Lisa's lawsuits that was supposed to be our season arc and now we're not talking about them anymore just to sort of say what Whitney said but faster well in fact that means the case that is definitely a problem which is my non-committal response I'll just hear what you guys have to say and report back to Lisa so if anything else you want to stir up here what's the case well fucking Whitney I'm trying to have a conversation with Whitney is like Meredith just keeps looking at her like okay let me explain this to you like you like you're like let me explain this to you like your five. All right, if Lisa is, in fact, spreading information to some sort of media outlets that's negative about her friends, that's definitely a problem. Okay, that's not a question, obviously, if that's true. And, you know, I can't speak to this issue with Broadway, but as far as I know, and our own interactions, we're not going to please me at least. Oh, look, I just said a whole paragraph that says nothing, but it makes you feel like I'm on your side, but I can't be held against me when the questions come up about how loyal I am to Lisa.

So congratulations. But you don't think it's highly suspicious that all this stuff leaks about Conwin, Fraudport. That's a good wordplay. You have to admit, that's good wordplay. Right when Lisa was at the height of her of anger with Bronwyn, well, I don't think it's, I think it's not positive. I'll say that on all accounts. And I think it's definitely, definitely negative. and it's, you know, it's not, not, not negative,

but it's definitely not, not, not, not positive. And you really want to take even farther. It's not, not, not, not, not, not positive. You always got to do one more for the positive to make it double negative on top of that. Whitney, your eyes are glazing over, okay? She's asleep. Can I go? Thank you.

She's some results forward. I'm back. Oh, God. Congratulations. You've reached the end of part one, of a two-part recap for part two go look for the recap that says part two see you over there suckers

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