Watch What Crappens - #3062 RHOP S10E05 Part 2: Nevis and Buttheads

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives of Potomac continues its cast trip, and no one is having more fun than Kierna.  Just kidding!  But in all seriousness, Angel finally has fun with the ladies and settles her beef.  Just kidding!  She’s still mad too. Will K and Angel ever have a good time?  Stay tuned! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's what happens when there's so much than crappins. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So they go to see Alexander Hamilton's house. And we all know it was his house because he used to stand in front of it going, I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm like, what's your name? What is it? What's your name? Hey, who's this musical about guys?

I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm Alexander Hamilton. It's like, oh, my God, 67 toothpicks. Jesus, let it go, buddy, okay? Get a name tag. Well, what's also hilarious is Giselle announces anywhere you go under the sun is important to not just visit the place. You have to learn about that place. I'm like, well, when did you guys start doing this?

is just all acting like she is interested in going on an architectural tour of any place they've ever gone to what she just say this because she arranged this so they yes they're going to go they meet Kenny their tour guy who's going to drive him to the Alexander Hamilton

house and Kenny is like by the way I am going to now give you the official welcome in a song they're like what and he starts like playing like some karaoke music for a song that he has and he's singing along the song called like Waleigh Wally

and it's it's actually not a bad song like he does a pretty good job he sings the song and they're all singing along to it and then they arrive at the house and then he's like kenny are you taking internships ashie you should sign up when she tells us when i think about the voice on when he is singing robert or flack i think about his voice not ashley dogby yes that's fair so um and then we see the we see the text on the screen which are so funny the tweets on the screen the other juicy he said the irony of her singing the song killing the mood softly and all about the tea real house as a potomac star ashley darby admits she didn't do roberta flack justice and then another tweet baby get derby off that damn stage and then the last one lock her up next to karen so they arrive at the alexander hamilton house and the tour guide gives them the fans and talks about alexander hamilton and uh they walk around to the room where it happened, and Wendy is like, wow, you know, that's how some friendship saw, you know, because then, because then, uh, the, the, the, Julian mentions that Hamilton died

in a duel against Aaron Burr, because Aaron Burr hated, hated Hamilton more than he did, more than Hamilton hated him. Yeah, it was supposed to be a friendly duel. And Wendy's like, yeah, that tough oneship saw. People think you're your friends. And then they really hate you, and they'll stab you in the back and shoot you in the face and kill you dead when you thought they were your friend. And Kieran is just nodding.

And she's like, yeah, that girl needs to stop being passive aggressive because some friends will piss on you and tell you it's rain. But here we are. And those are friends who watch Judge Judy. But here we are. Either speak on it or don't speak about it.

I love an Alexander Hamilton passive aggressive. They get Kierna. I guess Kierna is the Aaron Burr in this situation. I guess. She's like, like Wendy's really going to get her shot. So then we get some more Alexander Hamilton history, which is great, I guess. And then they're trying to figure out what his background is. And Wendy's like, well, I think it was like, I don't want to say Creole, but I thought he had something. And

Giselle's like, he was black in my mind. He's black in my mind. And Jazzy says, yeah, he's from St. Croix. And he's like, even if there's something, two drops, we'll claim him. We'll claim him. we love a good musical man. So, Tia's like, by the way, I was going to ask you, Angel, how are you feeling today? Because I heard you were crying, and I wanted to reprimand you for not getting over it yet. And Angel's like, well, I'm still processing it all, but I'm feeling good. Today's a new day. I'm like, you're still processing?

Still? Still processing? Come on. Oh, my God. You're at the Alexander Hamilton. And Tia, put a smile on your face. Tia's like, well, we've also just had a baby. You know, I mean, we've all had babies.

And Jazzy's like, yeah, but I mean, even at the table, though, you said you were thinking it, Tia. And so we see a flashback to Giselle saying, you know, you, friend, put your head down yesterday when we were talking about the catfish of it all. And she's like, well, I've thought it. But would I have said it? I mean, that's where Giselle steps in. Which I think what she's saying is, sure, I noticed her filters were crazy, but who the fuck says that to somebody? Right. And now they're acting like she was saying mean things about Angel is.

as well. Yeah, and he was like, I wouldn't have adjusted in that way. I would have pulled it to the side. Of course, it would have taken about 15 minutes because I would have pulled all sorts of wrong people because it was a different face. So I understandably would have been confused. Are you angel? Are you angel?

Are you angel? Oh, you're the angel. Yes, your face is wrong on the filters. So then Ashley facetimes her sons and she's like, oh my gosh. Look, I'm in Alexander Hamilton's house. And Dean's like, can I see it? Oh, we'd love to see the hum of Alexander. to Hamilton. I'm just over here

sucking on a lolly and it would be great to see. Hold on a second. Let me get my little brothers bare feet on the kitchen counter and all right. Let's have a look see, shall we? Will there be a rendition of my favorite song? The Kitchen Island where it happens? No?

Okay. It's all right. Oh, hold on. I've just stepped on a fork. Wow, wah. Wama. Mommy, please come home. She's like, oh, the team is so into music, and my nanny plays Broadway musicals, so he's really into Hamilton. You could just say he likes Hamilton, and we don't have to have the entire backstory of how we came into hearing the Hamilton soundtrack. She's like, the whole thing, like, he really likes music.

And one thing he really likes his Broadway music. And the nanny, she plays Broadway music. And one of the Broadway shows, she plays, is Hamilton. He loves Hamilton. So now he loves Hamilton. I'm like, just say your son loves Hamilton. Like, we get it. We can go from point A to point B pretty clearly on that one.

someone played Hamilton for him. He heard it. He liked it. And now he's obsessed. Yeah. So Ashley hangs up. And then we go back to Angel, Jazzy, and Tia. And Angel's like, oh, let's be clear. I'm not OG Wag, just because Bobby played for 10 years. Okay. It's because I put in the work to know the ladies who are younger than me. And I'll achieve that with you guys too. I'm your mommy wag. Okay, everybody? My baby mommy wag. So she's acting like she deserves a prize for having basic interest in people in her social circle. She's like, yeah, I took time to get to know people. So that's why I'm very esteemed in the wag community.

Some say I'm become like the best wag of all time. And I'm going to apply the lessons I learned in waggdom to all of you people. You are my children now. It's like, uh, we're all older than you. That's okay. So Jassy's like, but Angel, you were just so open and your personality was so bubbly last night. But then this morning, it's kind of like when you got with Kay, I mean, you just don't want to have the same energy.

Okay, well, you're talking to OGWag. So watch your goddamn mouth, first of all. And second, what you saw last night was not me being bubbly. It was me being annoyed. And so if you knew me better, you would know that. I love her whole thing with everybody. It's like, yeah, it's just because you guys don't know me. So maybe you should get to know me a little bit better.

Like, lady, I'm not here to, you know, make so much effort until you approve of it. Like, it's just like a weird level that she sets for everybody. Like, well, maybe you should try to get to know me better. If you don't realize that me hugging everybody and laughing and then hugging them a second time and saying, I love you and I'm glad we had this night, wasn't me being annoyed, then maybe you should take me to lunch. Okay. I think she may need to get to know the other women and realize that when you give certain signals, they may interpret that as you are over the issue. So Jassy is like, but you were, so you were annoyed with last night when you were high-fiving us and laughing with us? She goes, hell, yeah.

Because he's like, I mean, who did you talk to that got you so upset? And so then they go and they show this rewind. You see the party where we saw them all having a fun time and high-fiving and hugging and they're like, oh my God, Angel's fun now. And then she like goes and walks over to her villa and she gets to the villa and Kiana is sitting there wrapped up like in a blanket or something. and she's scowling and she's like Oh, oh, oh, and she's like annoyed that there's bugs

And he's like, oh, it's because we're sweet And Angel has a smile on her face She's happy, she finally connected with the women And Kieran was like, oh, well, well, There's just like a whole lot of bitter going on around here and I just To watch some of the behavior of ladies I just like can't sit and be fake

And be like, this is awesome. It's like amazing. No, I'm fucking annoyed. And Angel's like, oh well yeah exactly yeah i mean i'm good on everybody but you you're the only one i like here i was like wow geez come on man have some of your own personality that's bad yeah so jazzy we cut back and jazzy's like okay well we were convinced it had blown over so are you catfishing with your personality too i just don't know and now because i'm jazzy and i'm going to be

irregular soon. I'm going to sip on my drink in the confessional. Really nailed that one. So Tia's like, well, I'm so glad that you didn't leave. And Angel's like, yeah, you can't write me off. If you knew me better, you would know me. And I don't leave. So let's be clear. Okay. Are you annoyed? No, I'm having a great time. This is actually me being very happy. Oh, so when you act annoyed, you're happy. But when you're happy, you're actually annoyed. I guess it's. Get to know me, lady. Get to know me, lady. Get to

know me. Get to know the OG wag. Who wants to get to know an OG wag, everyone? To someone who started for 10 season. Start a wag. So now everybody gathers and Giselle's like, okay, let's go off lunch. And so now they're going to head over. And they get into Sprintervan. And Wendy says that her chateau, they are known as the CGC. And that means the Curly Girl Collective. a boom boom and she's like let me tell you something the cgc we are just vibrant we have our coolly hair moisturized and emoliated such a shame that we got robbed last night like wait what we did uh yeah yeah just don't worry about it i'll follow the insurance claims but yeah we got a great chateau so then stacey stacy's like the curly girls that was the worst dance ever i just tried to do a dance with the curly girls

whoops i think i just snorted huh huh so then ashie's like okay well for your information we're the pussy pink palace because lesbians drag kings that's what i do now and jazelle's like okay let me tell you about the peep-p-p-p we know how to party we're not in our feelings you know me joselle bryant life of the party known for partying uh so now they're getting wine and jazzy's like pino noir is my favorite by the way wendy says that she thinks it's so interesting when they were at dinner um they were getting a piece of Giselle's life, but then Ashley, aka Captain Save A Ho, why are they going

with this Captain Save A Ho so hard? Like, they're not all Captain Save A Ho. I feel like it's a thing they've been doing for seasons. And I don't even remember the origin of it, but they've been definitely bringing it up. So, Giselle said, well, what did she say? And Wendy's like, well, she saved, you know,

Ashley saved Giselle. And Karen's like, well, Stacey, can you like pass the popcorn? This is about to be good. Look at me. I'm fun, guys. And as she's like, yeah, you sort of the same points at the finger at her and you were like doing this but you don't but you don't talk about yourself and stacey's like well you guys have been pointing the finger of me ever since i've known you no you're lying no jazelle's joselle's lying too because she clearly has a man and he's like no no just has more mission than lying and she's like it's not a liar you lied

about chris samuels and she's like what do you mean so they're calling her a liar and wendy's like no no we're not going back to chris samuels let's stay right here on sean springs And so they're like, oh, finally, Giselle's in the hot seat. She's like, I'm dating him. Like, who cares? Like, wow, we got her, guys. Well, we got questions. We got questions.

And Giselle says that she realized she needs to be serious about her future and about a man. And her dad told her that she needs to find a guy that fits like a comfortable shoe. And when he's like, okay, so is Sean Springs a comfortable shoe? And just like, oh, my God, do you see a future with Sean? oh my god and what he's like is the sides right just like um he's comfortable that's all i'll say about that have you all had sex and she's like i don't know what you're talking about da so they all laugh and so wendy asks the last question has he met the daughters and joselle won't answer and josell's like oh my god that is your man and she says that

grace has met him and thinks he's age appropriate and thinks that he's checking some boxes and Angel's like, oh my God, you're a wag. Welcome. I'm your new mother. If she says wag one more time, I'm literally going to, like, I don't know what I'm going to push her off of a dock. I don't know what it is. But like, please stop saying wag as driving me nuts. She's out of control of that. So Wendy is like, well, the thing about Giselle is that Giselle protects her heart. And that's why as someone who knows her and as someone who can now say, she is my friend. you are basically like the dawn more of this group. You're just very special to me. I am happy for you.

So, Giselle's like, maybe we are friends. She cares about my future. So now it's time to eat. And Angel saying, oh, guys, I'm having such a good day. My baby just sent me some money so we can go shopping. He just dropped me a little cool $5,000. Okay, that's sweet. Don't you have a credit card?

Yeah. I mean, why would he have to be slipping you money? That's weird. You better get some joint account access. Yeah, and like, aren't you like an entrepreneur and you run this woo-woo thing with the walking in the trails and whatnot? So everyone's like, okay. I mean, I think it's just an excuse for her to be like, we're rich and my husband gives me money. Yeah.

I'm basically a wag. Wag of the wags. So Angel's like... And Jazzy's like, you're not going to spend $5,000 here. Where are we going to? Because Angel's like, yeah, maybe we're going to like buy some stuff in town, buy some artwork. It's like, uh, you're done, Zag Harbor or any of this. So, Giselle's like, okay, you know, you keep telling us, well, she's telling us, sis.

You keep telling, saying Bobby this and Bobby that, da. And we see a clip package of Angel mentioning Bobby every two seconds. And she goes, but what about you, Angel? We actually care about ourselves in this group. That's why we are bad bitches of the Pussy Pink Palace. And Giselle's like, Tia, does your husband travel with you a lot? No, he doesn't. He's American, so he's afraid of new things, unfortunately.

So she talks about how she met her husband. In London, actually, in Camden Dam, which is very dodgy. I went to buy a leather jacket, and I hear this American accent say, Oh, that looks good on you. And that's where I met him. That's where he met his African queen. Oh, yeah. Why doesn't shit like that ever happen to me when I'm shopping?

What is people just meeting someone's like, your hot, let's get married. What the hell? I don't get anything. Will you move out of my way? I think that your card is broken. Somehow I always pick the cart that's like, and I just keep it through the whole store

because I assume all the carts are like that. Yeah. Anyway, I don't get laid like that. I, um, yeah, I remember, but before I met Dom, I always was like, maybe today I would be the day that I got a meet cute. And I'll, I have to have to say, I don't think ever in my entire life that I ever have a meet cute. It's just, I don't think they really happen. I think, I think maybe Tia's even lying about this. I think they like met on Match.com. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. So, Wendy is like, was there any pushback from your family that you didn't marry? Nigerians. Oh, but 100%. Oh, yeah, because that's a big deal in our culture. Oh, and it's still it is.

So when I say, okay, I'm getting married as some guy called Rob Glover. Oh, you should have seen the way my mother fainted, my aunt fainted on top of my mother, and my dad tripped over them and then everyone fainted because my dad tripped. Oh, God, it was a disaster. Well, if I married a Glover and all he kept saying was, I'm too old for this shit. She says that when they had children, she realized that it was naive to think that just because they're both black, that they don't have cultural differences because it plays out in the children. And she's saying in Nigeria, there's a way you speak to your friends and then there's a way that you respect and there's a level of respect you extend to your seniors and American kids are not like that. And we see a clip of her being, her, telling her kid, can I take your lip glass?

And she goes, no, bro. And she's like, no, no, I'm not bro. I am mommy. I'm mommy. I love that. So, Tio's like, I'm thinking if they go to England or if they go to Nigeria and do that. My Nigerian family would be like, oh, look, they've been in America too long. But you know, Rob, of course, he is America.

It's just like, oh, it's cool. I'm like, no, it's not, though. It's not cool at all. So now it's time to go back to the bus Now they're going to go to the market So they have a pole in this bus Which everybody takes a twirl on of course And so Giselle announces that Jazzy's about to get married

So they have to have a stripper pole guys It's all for Jazzy Yeah And then Giselle's pointing everyone's shots They're toast to big dick energy I'll toast to that I'm into that talk about length, talk about drama, talk about big dick, am I right

everyone? But Wendy's feeling sick. So she's starting to decline and there was like a bug in her house and she's worried that she's catching it. Yeah, so now they go to Artisan Village and do some shopping and Angel is just looking in the t-shirt shops

and Wendy's like, Angel, what are you buying from the flea market with $5,000? These t-shirts are 1235 and she just rolls her eyes. So, Ashley's buying mosquito repellent. It's a super glamorous trip. Yeah, basically.

Super glamorous. So, yeah, so they just do some shopping and stuff. And Wendy's starting to feel really sick. And then Angel, guess what Angel is talking about? She's talking about economics and the changing prices of groceries and how it affects Americans. Just kidding. She's talking about her husband. So she's like, yeah.

So my husband, Bobby, yeah, I'm a wag. I texted him sex Because when we get back, you know, it has to go down And then he said that sex is probably going to make a baby He smiles and we love having sex It's crazy And Stacey's like, I wonder what would happen If I texted Timo

And like, do it She goes, okay, I'm going to text him sex And nothing else Okay, do it, do it So then When Wendy is outside feeling sick And Giselle's checking on her And Wendy thinks that she has the flu

and just all like go to the air conditioning. And then back in the shop, she texts Timo, and then Timo writes back, he goes, You want sex? And she's like, oh my God, he's like, you want sex? You're having sex? He's confused. Isn't that adorable?

So, Ashley's like, no, do you want to send him a picture of your boobs? Oh, too much? Send the boobs. My vagina? How about my vagina? Have you ever been sexually attracted to a woman? That's my thing this season. Okay, I will send him a selfie.

Okay, how do I do it? I don't know how to do selfies. Okay, I'll send him this one, click. And she just looks like terrified in her selfie. She's like she's being held hostage. And so she's like, oh my God, surely he's going to write back. I just can't wait until he writes back. And he writes back.

I think you have the wrong number. And they're like, oh, God, that's, that's awkward. And she's trying to laugh it off. She's like, oh, yeah, well, he's German. His sense of humor is different than ours, guys. I personally saw that as a clear joke Like that to me It sounds like a dry joke

And I thought there was like Literally nothing wrong with that I thought it was funny And they're like oh no And you know Ashie's gonna jump on to be like I mean they're like he doesn't even want to have sex Or they're like their marriage is in trouble And they're like she's acting like they're getting back together

But they clearly has no sexual attraction Because you know she's gonna latch onto it And they're gonna be a thing And they're gonna be like so I hear Timo Doesn't want to have sex with you Stacey And they're gonna turn it into a whole giant thing And to me it's like very obvious just a like a dry joke like you know I didn't see anything wrong with it and they're all like

eyes are bulging clutching their pearls like this is terrible this is a crisis this is literally a crisis it's a female crisis it's a female crisis we're getting we're getting uh gift cards to throw at our head okay everybody like donate some money so we can throw some gift cards at stacey's head because she is in a disaster all right this is a disaster um so of course Ashley's going to do this and we know because she immediately runs right to Giselle and is like, oh, my God, we were in the store, and Angel's text her husband, was so lame, and he said,

I think I have the wrong number. And they start cracking up. She's like, talk about, stop talking about me. Stop it. So outside, Wendy is sick. So they're going to get her into, get her home or whatever. And, yeah, and Ashley is like in a frenzy

about this whole thing with, with Timo and everything. Like, this is like the most exciting thing that she's ever heard. and Kierna's like, you know, Kierna's saying like, oh, like he wasn't used to getting, getting these sort of texts. Is that what that was about? I thought you said you're rekindling. And she's like, no, there's just joking. It's just a joke. Stop it. The lesson that I learned from my divorce was us not optimizing the time when he is home for each other. I mean, sometimes we're so busy, we don't have time to sit together and look at beautiful sweaters

with camels on them that represent baby Jesus coming out of the manger. If we did, that together more i think we'd still be together now when he's home i just put a bag over arabella's head we just pretend she's not there until he's back out of town it's been working out so far arabella has run into a few walls we we might need to cut some holes in that bag but it's a beautiful bag a bag with a gorgeous christmas tree on the front because christmas is a beautiful holiday full of jolliness and of 999. Fun fact, when we put that bag on Arabella's head, we then call her Arabega. It's hilarious.

I think she's laughing. Can't hear her through the bag, though. So now they go over to some steel drums and dance around. And Wendy's like, even if I'm thick, I'm beating those drums. So they do. They have some good times. And now they go back to the resort. And Stacey comes to check on Wendy.

And she's like, we brought you some things. Gingerail. to rate goldfish. Thank you. Giselle says, definitely need to get yourself together for tomorrow. Because tomorrow is they're going to be the big confrontation with Giorna. Again, I'm sure.

So Wendy's like, she's like, okay. And so Giselle says, of course I'm going to trick on sickle Wendy. It's my trip and I actually care about these girls. Plus, I don't have Karen.

So Wendy's kind of like my right hand man at the moment because Ashley is essentially worthless this season. Hmm. So now they go to their. restaurant and Mr. Sunshine's like, hi, welcome to Mr. Sunshines on Mr. Sunshine. Want to have some beastings shots, everybody? Let's do it. So they do that again. And then Mr. Sunshine's like, I'm going to cook for you personally. Yeah. So they go to do that. And so Angel's like, okay. So Giselle's like, okay, what are we going to order? And Angel goes,

well, am I going to be on the menu again? That's all I want to know. Like now she's all upset. You're like putting your, you're, you're saying you're, you're, you're being passive aggressive. You're basically putting your hat into, you're like, hey, beat me up right now. So, Giselle's like, she's like, anyone want to fight with me? And they're like, uh, she goes, I'm ready for y'all tonight. I'm like, you should be ready every time. Just because the night is young. Angel's so proud of herself.

She's like, I'm ready tonight. I'm like, this has been two, two dinner parties or actually brunch and dinner where you've been caught off guard. by being attacked. Like, you, like, you don't get an award for, like, finally, like, preparing yourself for an ambush. So, Tia's like, oh, angels today. So what's, what, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what, what's, what's, going to have a dinner. Are we going to take her back some food?

Is there going to be something special for her? Is she watching Richard Madder right now? May I go join her. Please. So, they're like, fuck her. We don't need to get her food. She's sick. Who cares?

Yeah. So, Giselle's like, but Kay, I do want to tell you this. Wendy's not here, but she was very offended. And Karen, I was like, oh, okay. that you didn't stay for her birthday yesterday. And Jassy's like, oh God, yeah, she was upset this morning. I feel like Stacey was upset. I feel like Stacey was the one who goes, I would be offended.

Shouldn't she be offended that Kay went back to her villa while we all celebrated her birthday? I think it was Stacey, you kind of pushed that agenda. But hey, I'm fine with it. Yeah, but Wendy was also like, I see her now. I see who she really is. So Kieran is like, well, I was quiet because I was also hurt for my other friend who I left to the wolves. You know, so, and Ashley's like, but, you know, I do think it was so good for Angel to stay. And they're like, yeah, yeah, that was good.

And they talk about what a great time they had and everybody's really rubbing it in. We had such a great time with her, such a good time. And then Jazzy's like, yeah, but then you told me you didn't have a good time last night. So we're confused. And Giselle's like, wait, you didn't have a good time. Well, an angel says, I mean, it was cool. But, I mean, if I'm being honest, I was still feeling a lot from the dinner. I mean, I slept on it, simple as that.

And then Jesse goes, and woke up and decided you were pissed? Because normally you say you slept on it and you feel better. And so Angel's like, mm-hmm, yeah, I woke up pissed. You know why? Because I woke up and I remembered the first rule of waggdom, which is hold on to things the way your husband holds on to a ball. So Jesse goes, oh, okay, well, I guess that's fair. And she was like, but, okay, this is my thoughts.

Just coming in. If, you know, if I'm heavily filtered, I would want somebody to come in and say, babe, that doesn't even look like you. And Jassey goes, oh, yeah. By the way, I do think that you filter yours a lot too, too. Oh, I do you feel it by myself. Thank you, yes. Do you think it's a lot?

It's a bit too much. I think it's a little bit too much too. Oh, oh, thank you. Thank you for telling me. I'm so grateful that you told me that, Jess. I appreciate that so much. Bitch. Thank you for illustrating exactly what I'm talking about.

How you take notes. All right, ladies. So Kieran was like, well, okay, Wendy's hurt, but thank you for telling me she was hurt. because she just acts nonchalant. And we weren't acknowledging each other yesterday. And to be honest, Jazzy, I was very hurt when you made that comment that I talked about Wendy. Because now Wendy and I are in a fractured space. And she's like, well, how do you think I felt about you sharing intimate conversations that I had with you?

And Karen is like, well, I just stated facts. And she's like, well, by the way, her facts were you have two kids that aren't yours. Yeah. That's what she said. By the way that. Yeah. Okay. Kierna. No biggie. I'm no biggie, Kira. And I'm just remembering now, the issue is that I guess that Wendy spoke to Jassy on the phone in the off season. And Jassie made it sort of sound like Kierna might be mad at Wendy, right? Wasn't the whole thing that Jassie said something like. And Kierna, I don't know about her or something like that. Well, we don't think we know. I don't think we know. I don't think we know. I don't think we know. Because what you said, I didn't say it like. Oh, yeah. Because she said, I don't know what it was. She said something like. She mentioned Kierna.

And Wendy went, Kierna, Arr-R-R-R-R, was that where she made, like, some kind of noise? And we're like, this is the fight. Yeah. And so, Wendy made an odd noise. But it sounds like Keirna is suggesting that because of Jassie opened her mouth, it created a wedge between Wendy and Kierna. And I'm just like, I guess, I'm not tracking it because it was so small that the issue

with Jassy was so small and stupid that I just did not retain it in my brain from last week or two weeks ago. Oh, it's because she was arguing with Wendy. And no. Kierna was arguing with Jazzy and then Jazzy was like, okay, then why don't you tell Wendy what you said about her? And she was like, what? And she goes, go ahead. Tell her what you said about her. And then she's like, come on,

don't do that. And she's like, well, I'm not going to say anything, but we both know you said something about Wendy. So she was leaving it open ended for, you know, Wendy to get mad. But that's what you get. I mean, you just told her she had two kids that weren't hers. Like, that's shittier. Yeah, exactly. So

basically, Jassy's like there's like not there's like not type of responsibility on what you what you do there's no type of responsibility on what you do and it makes me wonder like are you jealous? Why would I be jealous of your like hot football player successful man I've got a stumpy guy who wears polo shirts and tells me what to do at home so no like why don't I ever be jealous? And they're like well um why don't you tell us what you said about Wendy? And she goes, well, I don't know.

I don't even know what she's saying I said. And Jazzy said, well, first of all, you lied and said that my man had two children on me, which he didn't. And she goes, oh, okay, one. Jack was like, I was the other woman. No, I was the other woman, basically. Because wasn't that the whole thing? Like, he was with a wife and had two kids with a wife.

And then all of a sudden there was Jassy. And Jassy, the overlap was a little nebulous. So it's not that he cheated on Jassy. it's that I think Jassy was the one who came in and was the other one? No. Yeah, I don't know. So Tia's like, well, did he have any?

And Jazeal said, stay out of it. Like, stay out of it, Tia. And Jazzy's like, well, that was a lie. And she goes, oh, okay, so was it one or two? So Jazzy says, oh, so you want to be factual? Then let's be factual. And this is where Jazzy fails, too, because she's always doing this.

Like, I've got something. And she's also got nothing, which is kind of the problem with this whole season so far. So Kierna's like, well, I'm trying to keep up. So she says that she really adored Jazzy and she was a girl's girl. And then Jacqueline tells her that Jazzy said that you were a snake. And I'm super hurt because I was being very genuine and I was building a relationship with her. And then she called me a snake.

So Jazzy says, let me say that I truly regret how I responded to you in response to how you treated me. She's like, I'm going to apologize for what I said to you that I only said because of the shitty thing you said to me. And Ashley is, she's like, I clap too soon, too soon. Because Ashley's like clapping, like, oh, my God, this is progress. And she's like, oh, wait, no. It wasn't a real apology. Too soon. So Keirna is saying, well, I can be responsible if you say what I said, but I can't be responsible for something that I don't know if I said.

And so she's like, okay, so say what I said. and then I can say yay or no. And Jazzy's like, oh, you really want me to? Yeah, this is where we get what she said. So Jazzy's like, well, when it came down to Wendy, Kay basically said, don't trust her. And I decided to not say anything because I think that Wendy would also be upset

with the timing in which it was said. The producer's like, if Wendy knew exactly what Kay said about her on a scale of like one to five, how upset would we be? And Jessica's, Wendy would be, an 8.5. So like, okay.

I mean, either way, like, basically, something happened before the season between Kierna and Wendy and now Jassie's in the mix. And all I, I don't really even know what happened, but all I can really discern is that Kierna needs to sort of get over it. Kierna is the one who is, like,

really, like, living in the misery right now. While everyone's like, this is like not even a thing here. You're all upset and you're making it into a thing, but it's not a thing. Yeah, we're trying to make a lot of dumb little fights happen and none of the dumb little fights are happening. And sometimes I think housewives would be okay if they just have fun and have funny scenes.

And actually that's the majority of what this is. I don't think they need to constantly be forcing themselves to fight. It just kills the show, you know? I actually think the majority of this episode was just what you described. And I think it's like they have such a strong cast right now that it's like deeply entertaining to watch and it's funny. and, like, you don't need that conflict. And I just feel like Keirna is trying to drum up something here.

And, of course, Jassy's trying to because she's a friend of, so she's motivated. And so is Angel. You know, they're all trying to, like, get their credits by fighting stupid fights. And it's like, just stop. Earn your fights. They have to be earned. We don't want to fight. We don't care about seeing you fight with somebody you barely even know.

It's more fun when you're fighting with somebody that you kind of know and you have a history with, you know. Yeah, exactly. So we'll see how that all pans out. Regardless of that, I mean, it's such a funny episode and the season is really so strong. It's really great to see. So I wonder what's going to happen when Karen comes back because the chemistry is so strong, but you can't not have Karen. Karen will be in the mix. But wow, when when Karen and Tia are on together, I really can't wait for that day.

And hopefully Karen will take it here in a spot. So we will see how that pans out. See everyone tonight for a crappy hour. We'll be discussing all sorts of things. And keep an eye and an ear out for both our BravoCon. plans, but also our Vanderpump Rules trailer trash. So talk to everyone later. Bye. Bye.

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