Watch What Crappens - #3070 RHOP S10E06: Angel and Demons

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

The Real Housewives of Potomac is still on vacation. Gizelle throws a sloot party for Jassi, where Angel gets upset over some gossip and storms out crying. Also, Jassi tries to come for Tia a...nd flops. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What would you do if the ocean vanished, only to come rushing back towards you as a 30-foot wall of water? In this season of Against the Odds, we live four extraordinary stories of survival during the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, the deadliest on record. Listen to Against the Odds on the Wondry app or wherever you get your podcasts. What happens? Watch what happens when there's so much than crap is. Well, hello and welcome to watch what crappins.
Starting point is 00:00:53 I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. How are you doing over there? I'm doing really well, thanks. You know, it's Monday. It's the Monday before BravoCon.
Starting point is 00:01:07 So I'm excited. How are you doing? Good. I just saw Ben's BravoCon outfit. Very cute. Very cute. You're going to have to figure something out over here, okay? Because it's not looking cute over here. So I'm going to need to figure some stuff out. But that's this week. We will be going to Vegas. We're going to have a really good time.
Starting point is 00:01:24 And we have a meetup on Saturday. We know now that it will be on Saturday. We will tell you the time. Oh, oh, it's it, well, it's a 10 p.m. Okay, there you go. Oh, I didn't know. Okay, so then we can announce the whole thing, right? Well, no, we can't announce the location, but we can announce the time.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Okay, 10 p.m. on Saturday. So we'll let you know, and it's a free meetup and all that good stuff. We'll announce where that is tomorrow for sure. Check out our socials. I mean, mostly Instagram. Check out Instagram. Also, that's where you will find a link to our Amazon Lives, which is today. We have a live today at 4 p.m. Ben's going to be talking about clothes. I'm going to go over home decor and lighting. Okay. I'm going to have a series for the next three or four weeks of all my home lighting that I got from Amazon. So we're going to be doing that tonight. Join us for that. You can find links on the Amazon. And also this week on Patreon, we will be doing the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer trash. That'll go up later this week. So be on Patreon. That's also where you get videos. Crappin's on Demand. Which we're on video right now. Hi.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Hi. Also, we have a very special feature today because a few of you have been asking where my dog Bueller has been. He doesn't like sitting behind me on these chairs here in Los Angeles. So I got a Bueller cam. So here he is. Bueller is hanging off of his bed, sleeping. So there you go.
Starting point is 00:02:44 There's Bueller's reaction cam. He's just bored with this intro as you guys are. Okay? He's sleeping. So everyone, welcome to Real Housewives of Potomac Day. I do want to just say one thing. I'm not going to talk only about clothes on Amazon Live today, because I don't know if I have enough clothes to talk about, but I just want to set expectations. And second of all, with our meetup at BravoCon, we're going to announce the location most likely tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:03:11 And we do have a location. But so we're still getting that announcement in order. But I just want to say there will be custom cocktails. So get excited. Okay. Custom cocktail. Yeah, you told me to say that. I forgot.
Starting point is 00:03:25 I forgot it's more than just like oh we're just like gathering and like enjoy like we're we're working with a venue so it's going to be a really good time okay everybody welcome real housewives of Potomac season 10 episode six sun's out buns out here we are our trip to nevis need us so let's see what's going on so we are having dinner tonight too jazzy is attempting to call out kierna because this is audition season on potomac and that's the audition song from chorus line and here they go it is another audition fest of us so let's see who would it get cast who will have the best fight not jazzy i'm going to tell you that jazzy's not very good at this she's trying though you know what there is kairna and neither is angel really all of them all of them need to go keep tia bring back karen possibly i'm even saying at this point give mea another chance. Just tell me to stop lying about, you know, the little people that she's dating on the radio. And I think we should bring her back. I miss funny Mia. She was fun. Unfortunately, Mia is busy right now in Atlanta opening up a brand new subway franchise and also a subway,
Starting point is 00:04:44 like the first ever subway in Atlanta. And also she's working on submarine. She's been hired by the name. So unfortunately, she's going to be very busy right now. Where'd you come up with? subway is that true is she opening no i made that up i made that up was the first i would love to see me uh moving around pamphlets in the subway i'd be in um i here's my feelings i i i feel like jazzy and i will say jazzy this week so i said jassy the past two weeks but it occurred to me well you said jazzy but i wasn't i couldn't remember but i think that probably her full name is jasmine spelled jas m i'm assuming and when it's shortened it becomes jazzy but the jay J-A-A-S-I, the S, is probably an allusion to the original Jasmine's spelling, which is why I was fucking with my brain.
Starting point is 00:05:33 But I think that Jazzy is doing a significantly better job than Keirna and Angel. In fact, I'm having this weird, like so bad, it's good reaction to Angel on this show because she just gets worse every week. Like, I don't know why she has a full-fledged real housewife. If she is such an Eeyore and she gets more and more Eeyore and she keeps promising that we're going to see her true personality soon. And she's like, these people keep coming for me. And she just like ruins every single scene and potentially even episode. Anytime they're having fun, she just ruins it. And I actually am now finding that to be so funny.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Like she is the Debbie Downer and you're waiting for that trumpet to go off the trombone. And it's like it's so predictable. So that like you're almost waiting for her to be like, oh, well. know, as a wag, I don't think you guys understand. I don't know if I like you right now. Like, oh, come on, Angel. Yeah, she's a one and done. I'm sensing.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Yeah, she's going to be out of here. And, you know, we do, you know, it is important to have some sensitivity because she did have a baby, but I think it was like 18 months before. And obviously, I haven't had a baby. I look like I've had three, but I haven't had one. And I don't know how long postpartum can last. You know, if you get postpartum depression or sads or. the sads or whatever i don't know how long that can last so i mean look there is a little bit
Starting point is 00:06:58 of um like allowance for that but there's only so much because a lot of people have had babies on this show and then they come in and they just still cause mess remember ashley i mean ashley was pregnant and then had a baby and she's still causing mess wherever she went everybody's different you know like everybody different people have different reactions and stuff like that but i say if you're too postpartum and depressed to um you know know, show up to work, then, you know, take more time off. That's what I say. I say, give her more time. Maybe my, maybe she has some sparkling personality when she doesn't have postpartum. But, you know, I don't, I don't know. I don't want to do it later then. Bring her back later than.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Right. Well, we don't know. We don't know if she has postpartum or not. No, we don't know. Just she has. She's just saying she just keeps. I mean, she from what we are sort of alluding to, what she's alluding to, uh, she keeps on saying, you know, I just had some babies. It sounds like She's dressed out dealing with the babies. I think she's like not comfortable with how she looks and yada, yada, yada. So she's dealing with all those things, which I totally understand. But you can also deal with like those things and I think like be more fun on the TV show that you're hired to be on. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:11 I'm saying that not from a postpartum perspective. Postpartum is a different thing. Maybe it's all tied together. Maybe I'm being ignorant. All I know is that what I'm receiving on my cartoons is like tuning in to why. watch bugs bunny and then bugs bunny is like you know what i don't know what's up with doc and it's like i don't want care you know what i'm going through i'm like i don't want carrots i don't want care why is that guy always hunting me why is he hunting me i hate it's like wiley coyote
Starting point is 00:08:39 decided not to chase chase the roadrunner wali coyote said you know i think i just need like a me day today i'm like no get to the chase and get to run off that cliff just like lying down and letting wiley coyote eat him you know that roadrunner's not even saying meat meat road just going take me take me that would be the best version of it's like the sad horns but the roadrunner version was anyone ever on the roadrunner side i don't think i was actually ever on the bugs bunny side to be honest i thought bugs bunny was actually kind of obnoxious i wanted bugs bunny to get shot like when he was like hunt a wabby killed a webb and i was like get him what's wrong with you get us get a sight on that gun yeah i mean get him it's a bug's bunny
Starting point is 00:09:24 annoying i wouldn't want someone coming up and digging up my carrots either get him either he is like really annoying like i was always on woody woodpecker's side i always supported woody woodpecker no i hated him too that noisy that noisy yeah but he was like i don't know he spoke to my soul a little bit more whereas bugs bunny was just like i don't know he was just a real brat i mean i think actually chili willie willie was really my favorite but chili willie willie didn't really do anything wrong Chili Willie. I don't know who that is. Oh, Chili Willie, probably I would hate to work with Chili Willie.
Starting point is 00:09:53 You know, Chili Willie would be the worst co-worker, right? Just being slow. Chili Willie. I don't know who that is. Is this he from Bugs Bunny? Yeah, the penguin who would, the knee and glue would just sort of speak sort of slowly and, like, you know that Chili Willie would, like, corner you at the, in the office lounge and, like, tell you
Starting point is 00:10:12 boring stories of the weekend, and you're like, oh, I got cornered by Chili Willie again. All right. Well, speaking of, let's get to an argument here. So now this argument is Jazzy attempting to call out Kierna for talking about Wendy behind her back, which who cares, really? So Jazzy and also Jazzy just say what it was, please. So Jazzy, your energy has changed since I met you, Kierna, and she's like, it is, it is very different. I agree.
Starting point is 00:10:40 I have a condo now. So I think what you're sensing is condo energy. So, sorry. yeah condo energy with a view of the highway so don't be jealous so jazzy so the producer says how mad would wendy be if she found out what what kierna said and jazzy a scale of one to five and jazzy goes probably an 8.5 okay i can't imagine that anything that kirna says is like that secret or confidential so why are you not just being messy and telling us because this like this teasing it out is not interesting especially because we don't even come back to it like we actually never find out what it was and not like do we not find out by the end of the episode i've totally forgotten about it because i care that much yeah well we don't find out i guess we find out some jazelle stuff i don't know i thought we found out maybe we don't maybe we did maybe i locked it out uh so jazzy's like okay karenna how do we move on
Starting point is 00:11:38 what do you need for me right now what do you need for me and uh actually's like why don't you guys just sleep about it jazel will bring it up five times before tomorrow so don't worry about it you'll get another chance and um it's sad because they really tried it they even got a continuation and it was you know it was about audition and cut you're both cut get out yeah um kieran uh i think is also i think i think her time has come well her time never arrived in the first place let's be honest okay but like for someone whose time had never arrived her time is also like has has come and it's it's time for her to go so they're going on a yacht tomorrow and so that's very exciting mr sunshine comes back to give some more killer B shots and you too mr. sunshine you're trying
Starting point is 00:12:25 too hard we get it you have killer B shots go away bring me something else you know it's like when they come to your table they're like try or a special shot okay I tried it bring me martini sir okay how many of these do I need it's going to make my stomach hurt so he comes over and now jazelle is doing so he brings special shots and jazelle has put everybody's name on these shots, but he stacks one of the shots on the other shot and Giselle tries to start doing a dance. And so the shot spills on her. And it's karma because she wants to do shady shots, which is just where Giselle gets another moment to criticize everybody. No. Yes. Just bring me shots with people's names on it so I could diss them again because I'm
Starting point is 00:13:06 earning my paycheck. Okay, it's year eight or it's year six. Let's do this. So Ashley's says Duchess Darby, which is a reference to Ashley calling herself Duchess Darby at her second bloom ball. And then she is, um, it just says, by the way it's not a shady shot. Why is she, why is that a shady shot? I think everything with Ashley Darby should be called like, I've had Michael Darby inside of me shot. You know, that's a shady shot. Not referencing the party she gave herself. It's a, you know, it's a traumatic shot actually. That's a, that's a, what have I done with my life shot I swallowed gullick before I swallowed this shot shot glass that's very long for a shot glass but still yeah um and then she her tears shot says stylists and so Tia gives her the finger
Starting point is 00:13:58 by right by like you know itching her forehead with her middle finger um and then we have jazzy's and says you're the bride you're the bride and you're also the step mama so yours says step mama and Jess. It's like, okay. I'll accept that because I'm an audition phase, so I have to accept this. But otherwise, I'd get really bad at you. Really bad of you. And then Stacey gets hers, but Giselle didn't even put her name on it because she hates Stacy. So she's like, it says nothing on it. And she says, I don't know if I should put Mrs. Samuels. I don't know if I should put Timo. I don't know. So I left it blank. And then we see shots of the blank robe and all the this is. And Stacey's like, try again,
Starting point is 00:14:43 Giselle. You cannot shake me. Okay. Yeah. And this is for Angelah. And Angel goes, oh, what does mine say? It says, Chincheca. And Angel's like, I'll take it. Like, Angel was all ready to get upset. She was all ready. So Giselle then says,
Starting point is 00:15:03 this is just more confusion shade. So it says, Giselle hit her. That's for UK. And Kierna's like, oh, okay. Okay, she was like, I had a conversation with Wendy and Wendy said, well, you hate Giselle and that bothered me, which is funny because this stemmed from the park bench scene earlier in the season where Kierna was saying, why were you talking with Giselle in the first place when I interrupted? Because you hate Giselle and Wendy said, no, you hate Giselle.
Starting point is 00:15:29 But I don't know if Kierna actually declared that, but Wendy assigned it. And now Wendy told Giselle that Kierna hates her. She told me on the park bench. So, and Giselle's like, well, the other day, Wendy, let it be known that Kay has residual feelings. And I've been nothing but supportive of her. I've been a champion of gay. Even Greg, when Greg didn't like her. So Jazzy's like, well, you've always said nice things about Kay, you know? I mean, come on, even saying that's your friend. I mean, wow, that's huge for Giselle. And Kierna's like, no, she hasn't always said nice things
Starting point is 00:16:04 about me. And I need Wendy to bring whatever her facts are about that. Because I'm not going to say anything about it until i know what wendy said you know i'm not going to out myself or random bad shit i've said about you i need the specific things that you've heard yeah so then karen it's like well let's table it because i feel like wendy will feel better tomorrow we'll talk about it let's like plan our scene for tomorrow let's not do it here so you've tried now what three fights in five minutes and they've all failed this audition is not going well you're all failing even joseelle's failing and she's trying she's even trying she's like the director she's like let me show you the steps again this is how you do it and they still can't do it there is definitely a feeling that this
Starting point is 00:16:43 episode they kind of ran out of um vacation content because we had we did have some sort of like fizzles on the fight front and um we had more graphics than usual we had fun silly fun times with everyone dressed up with like slutty later on and it was definitely a um traumatic flashback to two seasons ago when that's all that they had so every episode they had some sort of like post-production phantasmagoria of you know kairons and music um but i think they just ran up i'm hoping this is not a sign of things to come i'm hoping eric the ghost of eric fuller has not like resurfaced to this episode i mean for future episodes because it's here today yeah it's here today for sure so um back to the villas angel wants to go to bed kiana wants to go to bed
Starting point is 00:17:32 she's exhausted guys they're tired like i have nothing left to get the ladies at this point What have you given? All you, you're the one starting all these fights, at least finish them off. All you're doing is sulking, okay, sulking and then you're exhausted from your own sulking. You're like, you're one of the youngest people on this cast and you seem to have the least amount of energy. Okay, come on, try harder. Yeah, so now we see producer cam of Wendy is sleeping in full hair and makeup, you know, because she doesn't feel good. And then we see producer cam of Ashley, Jazzy, and Stacey chatting, but they don't think.
Starting point is 00:18:07 think they're on camera because we're just getting them through like the little home camera thing and they're not miced. So Jazzy's like, well, apparently one of the editors that people got Wind of You and Chris on a date. And Stacey was like, I was separated. I was going through a divorce and we were separated. Timo saw other people. I saw other people. Arabella didn't know anything. She saw dead people. Herabella saw dead people. But I did not have sex with anyone. I just hung out, and Chris was one of those people that I hung out with and didn't have sex with. I did tell Chris this, might I suggest this camel sweater? Is there anything better for Christmas?
Starting point is 00:18:49 Is there anything that represents Jesus more than this camel? I have to say, when I saw Chris Samuels and his hulking frame, the first thing I said was, talk about length, talk about drama, talk about. talk about football, talk about giant man with a deep voice so big. So Jazzy asks, she banged him. And she's like, no, I've not fucked Chris. So we get that on camera because I guess we're going to find out later that she does. But I don't, I still don't care.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I don't care if she wrote him. I don't care if she's fucking him right now. I don't care if she brought Chris Samuels out, put him on a couch, and wrote him right now on TV. I wouldn't care. It doesn't bother me. Monique's not even on this show. There's no infraction. There's literally no infraction.
Starting point is 00:19:40 There's no breaking of girl code. She is allowed to get that Samuel's Pien. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Picture this. You're standing on the beach when you notice something strange. The horizon doesn't look right. At first, all you can see is a thin white line,
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Starting point is 00:21:09 There's no statute of limitations on these things. She will be upset. Yeah, she's like, I'm going to salt today, but I'm going to do it in a leather tongue. Part tag. And Greg's like, you know what's funny? It's going to be slut night for us over here today too. Ha, ha, ha. We'll laugh because Greg's just so lighthearted.
Starting point is 00:21:26 God, what a relationship. What a fun guy. So Ashley calls her mom, Sheila, and they talk about the weather and Dean's birthday. What are we going to do for Dean's birthday? He's going to be Beetlejuice because he loves a musical, okay? But Josh is texting me, Mom, send him a sexy picture. Then we see the sexy picture that Ashley sent Josh. And then we see the picture that he sent back.
Starting point is 00:21:50 And we're like, where's butt head? I'm not used to seeing just one of you alone. I don't want to see one of you critique music videos. I want you both. Yeah. Then we go to Tia driving a golf cart and she picks up Kierna and Angel to go to breakfast. And Angel's like, I want to approach this day with positivity for me. I cannot continue to dwell on what's happened unless it involves being a wag. I will talk about that all the time because I cannot let negativity in this way take up space in my mind.
Starting point is 00:22:19 You are the gray cloud on this entire season. I mean, on a season where we have Kierna, who is a gray cloud, you're being, you're somehow outgraying Kierna. Do you realize this? And you're going to sit here and talk about how you're not going to let negativity take up space. You are the negativity coming in and filling up everyone's space. And nothing's really happened to you also. Nothing. Like people made fun of you for filtering your images.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Which you did. And then Wendy tried to start something with you, which I was actually largely on Angel's side with that. because I think Angel was trying to protect her pre-existing friendship. I think she's entitled to do that. But like that is also real housewives and you can't be stupid and smart. You know what you signed up for. People are going to sort of poke at you and clap back at you. And you can't act so fragile all the time.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Yeah. So now Wendy is feeling a little bit better today. And she has a sinus infection. She's hanging out with Stacey in the bathroom. And Stacey's like, is it painful? She goes, yeah, it's painful here, here, headache, throw everything hurts and then wendy looks at her and she's like what happened to your lip it's like oh my god is it noticeable i got allergic to something and then we see it closer for her
Starting point is 00:23:36 life and it looks kind of like a hair lip and so it's not noticeable is it when he's like yes noticeable she's like no but it's not isn't she goes yeah it doesn't look bad doesn't you look terrible no it doesn't look bad doesn't hideous oh arabella And Ashley's like, oh my God, your lip went down. And she's like, did. It did go down the power of Christ. And Ashley's like, well, last night, Stacy spewed some lies. Like Pinocchio's nose grew, girl, your lips grew, huh?
Starting point is 00:24:11 So now they get onto this yacht and they're getting ready and everything. They're arriving on golf carts. They're all feeling very, very fancy, schmancy. And Giselle is telling them what the plan is. There's going to be towels. She got towels for everyone. that have their names on them, of course, except for Stacey. Stacey has a blank towel.
Starting point is 00:24:31 So it's because I don't know who you are, but now I feel a little bit better about you, Stacey. And she's like, oh, wow, that's great. And she's like, do you want a hug? And she's like, no, that's too much. That's too much. That's too much. So now it's time.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Giselle's like, okay, Wendy, Kierna, and me, we are going to have a scene. But of course, Wendy's like. Like, why is it a three-sum? Why do I have to do this? I'm like, I don't want any parts of this. I'm here for a good time. Take me out the group chat.
Starting point is 00:25:03 But it's audition season. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. So, Giselle's like, well, last night was shady shot. And Kay's was, Gisle, is a hater because I've been confused about you all conversation. So my question to Kay is more like, when did you decide to hate me? What did I do for you not to like me? Now we'll ask Wendy because Wendy's here. So Kierna's like, well,
Starting point is 00:25:26 I don't think I ever said, and I'll like you. I think I said I was upset with you and I was upset about the situation that happened at the nightclub. And I shared it with Wendy that I was upset about Giselle. But, you know, it was because you didn't reach out to me and you didn't call me. So Giselle tells us, like, yeah, I was disappointed. But I told Giselle that at the reunion. So I don't know why we're bringing this up again. This is not new news.
Starting point is 00:25:49 And, yeah, you're bored, I'm bored. I'm bored. We're all bored. Like, why? kierna going back to this fight was a little bit shocking i was like really i mean i thought that she was going to say i have no beef with you and wendy said i had a beef with you and i don't have a beef with you and she's trying to drive a wedge between us but instead she was like no i'm i'm upset because you didn't check in on check in on me after that fight enough and it's just like
Starting point is 00:26:17 this is the ongoing issue with kierna people don't check in with her like there's not enough attention being given to this friendship and now she is upset at Wendy and at Giselle and that whoever else she's upset at and it's it's too much so this Giselle basically just shuts her up right now and just I am going to pull both the cancer card and the dead dad card and you are going to have to take it because it's going to trump your I got into a fight at a bar card so she bases like at that time my dad was in a hospital la in the brain tumor with cancer and i went from the event directly to the ICU and he had surgery and he died a few days later so while you're sitting there your situation
Starting point is 00:27:05 could get resolved with the plastic surgeon my dad is no longer here uh da da this is done goodbye yeah do not bring this up again do not try me i am still josell bryant and i'm running this show and if you're going to come for me you better bring something much better than a two year old expired storyline. Yeah. And she was like, for you to think I should call you when my father passed away, is that, that makes you a high maintenance friend. And when he's like, you're a high maintenance friend,
Starting point is 00:27:32 you're a high maintenance friend. Good, good label, Giselle. That was really good. High maintenance friend. That's actually real. That's real stink. You don't ever want that stink on you. Like if you're a high maintenance friend,
Starting point is 00:27:43 like everyone tries so hard to not be that. You see it on Orange County, for example. How many times have we seen Tamara and Shannon and fight over how not high maintenance there are. They are. You know, Tamrick uses Shannon of calling in the middle of the night, drunk, needing so much and now is there for you every single time. It's like, well, and how many times do you have to support you with all your things?
Starting point is 00:28:00 Everyone's always fighting about how they had to support other people because they're high maintenance friends, basically. So once you get that stink on you, it does not leave on Housewives of World. Yeah, but Kierna doesn't care. She's like, I've already admitted I'm a high maintenance friend. And Giselle's like, well, I didn't know it was going so deep as to I hate her. And she goes, I didn't though.
Starting point is 00:28:18 And Wendy's like, well, it wasn't that. but it was giving that okay wendy you're just starting shit you're just starting shit and you're also starting boring shit so you're guilty of this too and uh kieran was like no that was actually wendy's feelings because wendy said you were a snake and the worst person on the planet and just wendy's like but i said it to a face so it's okay yes she said it to my face uh we had a feud for three years ah it's okay yeah and i think actually that is part of it is that they were in a feud for for three years. I mean, ever since that ever since Jazele and Robin brought up, you know, rumors of Eddie may be cheating.
Starting point is 00:28:53 And when they were on vacation on that lake, then Wendy has had no time for Giselle. And now, but now they've hatched that they've, not hatched. They've, they've patched it up. So I think Giselle's kind of like, yes, of course she said that stuff. We weren't friends at that time. And she said it to my face multiple times at reunions. So then Giselle's like, I've been nothing but nice to you. And Karen was like, well I girl I'm not even thinking about your ass and she said well why are you talking we're talking to me and she's like because there was nothing new about your sank ass ways and wendy's like okay so what did i do karen has behemian blame vehemently blamed ashley her incident that happened to club she said that
Starting point is 00:29:33 she basically hated jazelle and i'm sneaky and i'm a snake and now you're you know you're a snake and you're fake as fuck yeah but you started this so why are you like what did i do you were the one that said that Kierna said she hates Giselle so well I think that I think it was probably the spider I think Wendy and Dazelle were probably having a talk with like oh my god this new girl Kierna she's trying it so hard now she's mad at me she's mad at me and like I don't even understand why and she doesn't even like you jazelle and she's like what does like oh yeah she hates you like they probably it was I don't think it was said in a way of like well guess what Giselle. Kierina hates you. It probably
Starting point is 00:30:13 came up like, this girl, she's mad at everyone. She's even mad at you, Giselle. You know, she... And Giselle's probably why she's not mad at me. Yes, she is. She hates you. That's what I predict the conversation was. So, Tia's like, well, what you went through was awful, Giselle, just awful.
Starting point is 00:30:28 And I'm here. And I'm tearing up because I too have lost a father. So I understand. And you, Kiana, what you've gone through is absolutely terrible. I too have almost been bonked on the head with the champagne bottle by an angry woman in a party and then had a glass thrown at my head.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Well, that's actually never happened, but it could, and I would be very upset. Now, please, I have a son that wants to be adopted. Please, can we not discuss this anymore? I just can't. I can't. Yeah, she's like, you can't expect anything of dessert for three years after she's buried her dad. Let me just tell you that from somebody who's gone through it. And she says that she tells us how she lost her dad
Starting point is 00:31:13 And how it really has shaped her And she's like, this woman is not going to be the same And I know that's because I buried my father But that doesn't change that you want your friends To validate what has happened to you again And I think you need to get it all out So you guys know exactly where you stand I've been a friend to you
Starting point is 00:31:30 So I was taking it back and shocked by Wendy And I'm going to take the name off of your robe And she's like, well I apologize sincerely and I didn't fully express the magnitude in which I was upset. I love how Kierna talks. What the fuck? What does that mean? And she's like, but she's like, but you spoke to people.
Starting point is 00:31:50 It sounds like lawyers. Yes. But you spoke to people and said that I was the aggressor in that fight. And I just think if something happened to you, I would have done the same. I would have, I would have, I would have called you, I guess is what she means. So. No, I think she says I would have, I would have jumped in and I would have defended you in a fight. Yeah, I think
Starting point is 00:32:11 Okay, so she's like You know, I mean, for Tia To say she would never compare those experiences And to watch her cry in that moment I really felt for her Because she didn't know us that But we need to empathize when tragic things Happened to each other
Starting point is 00:32:24 For example, the glass of the Muppet threw it my head Thank you For example, the scar that I got The scar that I got on my forehead We need to empathize for people with forehead scars So they all congratulate each other on having this great conversation, but it was another fail as far as like another failed fight, another stupid fight.
Starting point is 00:32:44 I like Jazeel also saying sometimes a better or deeper friendship can come on the other side of something that stuff, and I'm glad that's all that's in the open, and we don't ever need to discuss this ever again. I'm like, so you're just going to, like, we will not discuss this ever again. I'm like, yes, the sign of a good deep friendship is when you bury things in the family. Like, no, we're borten. Yeah. So now they go to, now they're out in the water and they come close to a ship.
Starting point is 00:33:08 shipwreck thing. And Stacey's like, is that a shipwreck? What happened? What happened? That looks unsanitary. Karen drove into it. That's all. The boat was fine like three days ago. So now it's fun times. They go swimming. They take pictures. Angels pumping, sadly. She's like, oh, I'm pumping. I'm so sick of it. So now they go back to the van and they go to dinner. Orchid Bay Beach House Restaurant and they take a group picture and stuff like that and Giselle's like
Starting point is 00:33:45 I've set the names I have set the names today and As she's like no more blanks for you Stacey Stacey got a name tag She got a name Yeah finally What everybody wants
Starting point is 00:33:56 Giselle's approval What everybody leaves for So then they're eating dinner Ashty's asking If Jazzy's done everything that she needs to do for the bridal shower and everything and jazzy's saying like well we had a co-ed bachelor and bachelorette party which i'm sure by the way darius loved tree's like great and i'm definitely not going to have a bachelor party that's separate from you at all and she's like and now
Starting point is 00:34:24 we get to celebrate with you guys and that's just so special to me and just like please have fun during your last week of your wedding just allow yourself to live in that moment from an elder wag to a young wag and possibly the wisest person at this table have fun have fun at the last week of your wedding yeah have fun at that bachelor party that you're making your husband to because you know he'll probably impregnate himself he'll probably impregnate somebody if he gets his own bachelor party okay as a wag um so ash is like so wait a minute stacey you were asked to be a bridesmaid right jessie and stacey you're both going. So what's up, Stacey? And Stacy's like, well, I declined because of family reasons. And we talked about that. What if I go? And Arabella says, what's a wedding? And I'm to
Starting point is 00:35:08 describe to her that I might be back with her father. I have to stay for Arabella. So she says, my business launches coinciding with Jassy's wedding. And I want to support my friend, but this is life-changing for me. And this is the legacy that I want to leave to Arabella. Arabella. And I want to be very careful about my decision to leave my flash in the pan CBD and weed business to Arabella. So my intentions are to be there to support her, but there are a lot of factors at play here. So when she said this, I was like, this is a whole bunch of bullshit. You're not going to do this. You're not going to do this. You can launch a business and do be part of a bridal, you know, party. You're slapping your name. You're slapping your name on a weed collab. It's not like you're going and growing the weed yourself somewhere. Someone is packaging that up and you're slapping a label on it. What are you talking about? And I love that she's like your family. I'm giving Arabella a collab weed is her legacy. No one is turning to Stacy for weed. Although maybe now, I mean, if there's anyone who can sell it, it's going to be her. But like no one's looking at Stacy and saying that's the
Starting point is 00:36:18 person who's weed I want to buy, like empowering her to be a multimillionaire from it. However, that was my first reaction. And then my second reaction. was you know good for her good for her for coming up with some bullshit excuse to get out of being in a bridal party because the truth is who wants to be in a bridal party right you have to sit you have to do all these things for jassy who you barely even know and probably sit through a bunch of like insufferable events and be on group texts and we're addressed that's not going to be flattering all because jassy is probably the one or jazzy is probably the one who probably wants the clout from stacey and so jazelle does make this good point which is like okay let's be clear here. Stacey doesn't know whether, didn't know whether Jazzy was going to be part of this group or not, aka being on the TV show. So Stacey was willing to throw Jessie and the wedding in the trash because if she wasn't going to be part of this group, then Stacey's not a real friend, okay. But then Stacey Bennett, Jazzy is here. So now she's like, oh, okay. And that's fair. But like, let's also be honest. Jazzy was probably using Stacey for as much cloud as Stacey is chasing right now. Yeah, that's the thing. Jazel's basically saying, look, she's not going to go to that wedding because she didn't consider her famous because she's not on the show. So why would she do that? But I say, why would she?
Starting point is 00:37:28 She's not close friends with Jazzy. Jazzy's just like, friendly, we're friends. She's like, well, she's the new one. She's the new one, so she'll come to my wedding and get this some air time, right? So I say, I agree with you for sure. So at first blush, I was like, oh my god, this is so fake and such bullshit that she's saying.
Starting point is 00:37:44 But then second blush, I was like, she's doing the absolute right thing. And I totally support her. Yeah, because being in someone's wedding, like being a bridesmaid, that's not like you just show up one day in a dress. It's a whole, it's a whole commitment, you know. It's like you buy the dress.
Starting point is 00:38:00 You go to the fittings and you go to the parties and you go to the showers. Then you help plan the stuff. And it's like you plan the trips and then you plan the, it's not some. And then you have to put up with those ladies bullshit for at least a month. You know, we all know that. Have you been a bridesmaid before? Like a groomsman, not a groomsman, but, you know, on the bride's side. What a bridesmaid?
Starting point is 00:38:21 A brides. Yeah. I have for my friend Michelle and it was like low key was easy I don't let's do anything I had to I made like a little video presentation like she's not she was not a bride'siller or anything like that she had a very small like 28 person wedding so it was no big deal but I'm never you know I'm not like a gay like that you know I don't I just I'm not I've never been like a pocket gay you know where like I'm holding necessarily like the purse of a girl or something like that i mean i will i'm glad actually i just yesterday i literally held my friends back but the point
Starting point is 00:38:57 is i'm girls don't come to me for those sort of things they don't come to be like oh my god ben you totally have to be part of my bride i'll party you're one of the girls i think i think i don't think i dress well enough so they just don't know what to do with me i've never been i just don't have enough interest yeah i think people just know like don't ask ronnie he'll barely do anything but i did do it for one of my friends and And it was fun, but that's where I learned, like, what it's really like to be a bridesmaid because, damn, that is not easy. It was like a whole month. There was like a group calendar and things to do and to-do lists for each of us and all the money.
Starting point is 00:39:34 And I was like, girl, I love you. And then on the wedding day, it's like, where are my gays? I need you. Get in here. Is my hair okay? What are the boys doing? Go over and see what the boys are doing. There's just too much.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Yeah, I'm not. It's too much. And it gets into fights. Yeah, it's a lot. friendships never survive and i just want to say also that um uh okay well i whatever i was gonna say just completely my mind something that just pretend i said something completely salient and biting about being in a bridal party because that's probably what i said it was good good point it was so anyway the point is if somebody asks you to be a bridesmaid for whatever reason you want to say no you are entitled to
Starting point is 00:40:19 say no i'm not marrying or less and i'm not committing to this so i'll be there and i'll send you i'll send you something mid-range from your you know what is and what i will register from your registry yeah and here's what i was going to say which is that seeing the way jazzy loses her mind in about three seconds i think this is a good bridal party to miss because you know that this is probably what was happening on the regular to the entire bridal party with jazzy how dare you do that we are 18 days away from this wedding and you know the sort of pressure i'm under you're me that question you know that's what it was the entire time i think stacy dodged a bullet yeah so stacy's not going to fight about it she's just like i feel like i've said enough wait i haven't okay let me
Starting point is 00:41:00 just say this horabella like okay okay commercials here comes one right now so tia's like well jazzy i feel like we're getting to know each other and you've been quite kind to me. And then yesterday, when I was trying to diffuse this catfish thing, and you're like, well, you do the same thing. It made me go on your page. And I feel like our filterization is about the same. So I just wanted to get that in there, everybody. I'm not more filtered than Jazzy. There, I've said it. And this is Tia's first time really trying to start one. So I'll give her a little way here and also like to say that is filterization a word because I don't believe it is but oh what I would like to say is filterization is not a word but if it were a
Starting point is 00:42:00 word I would spell it with an S and not a Z because I'm British so so then Jazzy is Jazzy's thing maybe she's British and that's why you keep saying Jazzy instead of jazz. I cannot, no, it's because every time I see jassy, jazz, every time I see the, I see it's spelled out jassy. I cannot help but say jassy, even though she is jazzy. I'm sorry, everyone. But just pretend I have an accent.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Just pretend to Tia's like, Jazzy. So she's like, not at all. Not at all. Our filterization is not the same. Actually, a lot of my pictures on my page, several of my pictures, many most actually of my pictures are unfiltered. And then we see side by side, and they are also completely filtered like crazy.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yeah. So, Tia's like, well, I was trying to defuse it. Go ahead. Please. Oh, thank you, other me. I was trying to defuse the fire. And I feel like you were trying to heighten the fire. And then Tia's like, well, let me tell you something, Tia, okay? And then she points at Tia with the food on her fork.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Like, she gets way too, she gets way too into this. And Tia's like, oh, no, don't do that with the fork. Please, please, please, no forks. She's like, well, I am doing it with the fork. You came into this group and you tried to act like I don't know what's going on. Well, I'm not trying to be upset. All right, I'm not trying to be upset. Oh, so we're marking accents now, are we?
Starting point is 00:43:26 That was fun. That's a reach for Tia, but I like that she reached for it. And Jassy's like, I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm not trying to be offensive. Oh, the problem with my accent. She's like, I'm not doing an accent. And Angel's like, it was a little bit of an accent. But in our circles, we call that a wag accent.
Starting point is 00:43:43 So maybe people don't realize that. Yeah, well, you're trying to act like your... It's a wag accent. As an elder wag. Yeah, it's another mother wag. I've been around a lot of wagsense. And it's just something you get used to. Sorry to you.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Yeah, she's like, well, I'm not, you're making fun of my accent. You think that's funny? She's like, I'm not. But I'm watching you because you were the same person that sat in that van and told me in a gig. kind of way. Oh, my God, the owner of that restaurant was really looking at you and he really loves you. 14 days before my wedding. Oh, my goodness. You've got anger issues. And she says, no, she's, you are wrong.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Don't play with me, Tia, because if you want it, I'll take it there. Okay. She was like, I don't understand this American. He's like pointing her fingers and getting all upset. And Tia's like, what's going on? you fly over the table. Is that what you're about to do? Are you going to throw a glass or something? He's like, do not play with me. Oh, could someone back to Pesudo? Wendy's like, I'm going to step in here. Another audition round, come and gone and fail.
Starting point is 00:44:57 And Wendy's like, pass the Pesuio. Well, I don't understand what's going on. It's like, okay, so after that little exchange with the filter, right? Then we take the group photo with Mr. Sandoz. Sonny and he wanted her to say on Nixon. And Angel, you thought, because you commented it on as well, you said, this feels like being a wag being in the public right now, right? Did you not say that? She goes, yes, I did say that. Well, Theo was worried about you feeling offended and she didn't mean it. And then we see this picture that they took and let me just say, I don't
Starting point is 00:45:29 believe that Jazzy does not filter her pictures because this picture we see what an unfiltered Jazzy picture looks like and it was not good. So I was like, well, listen, we let's just all use filters and not give each other shit about it because i feel like filters are allowed so then um but this is also so stupid like who cares if you thought you were hot how is that going to affect your marriage you went to a restaurant and the guy who owns it thought you were hot how was saying that i think that they in your marriage that's silly my theory is that there's been infidelity in that in that marriage and so any sort of like reference or insinuation about infidelity is like just a massive trigger that causes her to lose her mind and that's what happened
Starting point is 00:46:13 here because this was so overkill and she explains it she's like look he thought you're beautiful and i made a joke like you know you have to tell darius that he has competition and like you know and then when i said that her whole face change and everything just like this is not a joke she's can i please finish that's my humor princess humor she doesn't know me do i have to explain tongue and cheek again okay i'll be happy to i do it if if you follow she's smoke. My man does not have competition. You don't laugh and say the owner of that restaurant was quite fond of you. And then Kierna's like, it was tongue and cheek. There we go with the tongue and cheek again. Like don't start this. You're going to cause
Starting point is 00:46:54 new mayhem and confusion. Okay. So Angel's like, yeah, but guys, this is Mr. Sunshine we're talking about. Okay. Did you see the man? Karen says, yeah, Jazzy. We clearly know that man is not competition okay we're talking about a man with two teeth and two dreads okay i don't even how did this even escalate even even kieran i was like whoa but poor mr sunshine you know mr sunshine's got the whole town gathered to watch him on this show and then they're like look at that man with his two teeth and his two dreads no was fucking mr sunshine he's like i wasted so many shots on these girls i know and they got to like a shot of mr sunshine smiling like loo and then you see dari
Starting point is 00:47:37 smiling and he has like when he smiles he has that smile you know that smiley face smile they sometimes do that make it look like like a smile is actually like happier than usual he was like full on smiley face graphic design and it's just like jazz jazzy are you really are you really do you really think they're implying that you or or is jazzy upset that she thinks derius is going to watch this and think that jazzy and mr sunshine have a thing going on that that's probably what it is that's just so crazy honestly i think you're putting too much thought into this i think jazzy's just trying to start something because it's jazzy she's been trying she's trying you know and i give her credit audition season you come out you try a song you try another song
Starting point is 00:48:21 you try another song but at some point you have to learn to sing because they're all family the songs are failing how many chances do you get jazzy jeff and the fresh princess a reference to tia guys wordplay is so fun so jazzy is like learning The journey that Darius had lied to me was one of the hardest times in my life. We have two counselors, one as a pastor, and then we have another one here in Maryland. So naturally, triggered by Mr. Sunshine, a threat to my relationship. Yes, and this was a flashback to her telling Giselle at lunch this. And we come back and Giselle's like, well, look, you know, we know that your partner has done some stuff that they shouldn't have done, and I can relate to that.
Starting point is 00:49:06 because I've been with Pastor Holy Hoor. And it takes a lot of trust that you have to rebuild. But to comfort here with Vork, ma'am, that's a little too much. And she's like, well, I'm so sorry I offended you. I did not mean to disrespect your marriage, your fiancé, your relationship, any of it, any of it. Okay, Jazzy, do you accept her apology? She's like, I accept it. But don't be a shady motherfucker, she says.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Now she started to smile. I said, well, can I do light sheet? I just have to figure it. I could do light shade, right? They're all laughing and she's, oh, but by the way, guys, I am very offended by you knocking my accent. And then they're staring out.
Starting point is 00:49:45 They're like, oh, no. And she's like, just joking. Just joking. That was light shade. Princess shade. So then they're laughing and then there's like a snort. Someone snorts and it's like, oh my God, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:49:58 And so Wendy's getting tired because she needs her antibiotics. And she's like a little lethargic right now. And then they're enjoying their food. And they're just like talking. joking about their food and they're kind of like settling down their and now the bachelor party is coming up and they're talking about that so now we see everybody um okay so they go back to the villa and the man so then 30 minutes later don't don't don the screen fades to black and it says cameras and audio break to travel to the resort and stacey tells us after dinner we were on our way back to the aura villa and cameras were down and mics are And we hear Angel and Jazzy in this heated conversation. And you can tell emotions are high. And Angel's saying, she's very jealous of me.
Starting point is 00:50:46 And Jazzy saying it was very clear something was going on. And then we hear Angel go, she's a snaggle-toothed, stringy-haired, hot piece of trash. And that bitch is ugly. And this is who you're talking about? So now you know, are you kidding me? Look at her picture. Look at this ugly bitch's picture. So Stacey goes, they're talking about someone who's really trying to harm Angel's family.
Starting point is 00:51:10 And all I could think about was, I hope it's not Arabella. Oh my God, this person was trying to talk to Bobby, I guess. I don't know what's going on. Oh, child. So Angel is really steaming mad. Now it's Jazzy's Bachelorette party. And it's the slut party, guys. Okay, so we have to dress in the slutty-themed outfit.
Starting point is 00:51:30 And last time we saw this was when. Candice found out that Ashley was going to write a letter in support of Monique. That's right. So people are meeting up and Stacey is kind of like wearing, it's not a durnal, but it's like a little October fest, you know, it's not that slutty. It's just like a, it's just like a German beer, beer maiden outfits. Yeah, like beer garden. That like hits slightly above the knees or at the knees.
Starting point is 00:52:02 October Fest. What a slutty day. This is my interpretation of sluttish nightwear. Wendy's like, okay. Meanwhile, Wendy's like in leather and her boobs are out and like she's got like body oil on and like like almost everything is showing. She's like, uh, okay. That's that's I guess an interpretation of slutty. Yes. And so now everybody's checking each other as outfits out and, um, Giselle is the ringmaster of a circus. And let's see, what is everybody? Ashley is an astronaut. Wacky.
Starting point is 00:52:40 This is fun and game, so this is where we get funny music and funny titles and funny voiceovers and someone used the video effect on Final Cut, which makes it look like old TV. It's like we call this filler material. Yes, and then Tia comes out in like a full robe, and they're like, how is that slutty? And she's like, well, if I move my robe over to the side,
Starting point is 00:53:00 you can see I'm wearing some, hold on. Fish and enter stockings. What is this pornography? This will get you banished from any royal palace in Nigeria. So then everyone's like, okay, ah. And then it's just more of these, like, these titles that they're giving each other. And it goes for a long time. And then they have straws.
Starting point is 00:53:24 A really long time. I was like, please don't let this be a harbinger of things that come. They have straws that have like vaginas on them. And he was like, oh, look at that. Look at these. It's like the Libya. I mean, the labia. The Libya is a country.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Oh, God. What the hell is wrong with me? Wacky times. Let's start games. Who here hates Stacy? Raise your hand. I love this game. Angel is dressed as an angel.
Starting point is 00:53:51 And she tells us, I'm trying to muster enthusiasm because I'm very excited for Jazzy to get married. But I'm really bothered by a conversation that we just had. And I'm tired. Meep, meep. Seriously, Angel. Also, like, is, is her outfit's giving more Halloween costume than it is slutty to me, right? Like, I guess it's like a slutty Halloween costume, but like the angel wings, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Didn't really land as that. Just, it's not that it was slutty or unslutty. It just didn't seem like the right, the right execution of the, of the theme. Yeah. No? Um, yeah, I just, I don't know, slightly outfit. What are you going to wear? I'll wear my Captain Crunch underwear.
Starting point is 00:54:36 That's all, that's all you're getting. That's all I got. I'm like scrolling through all this stuff. I can't even like, it's just, oh yeah, there it is. It was, do you know how much I had to scroll through of this silliness just to get to the part that you mentioned with angel being sad? I do. I just did it. And guess what?
Starting point is 00:54:54 It's time to scroll some more. So let's keep like 20 minutes. scrolling scrolling party so they're all having fun times okay they're doing silly things as she takes some like takes a chocolate pen and she writes something on on jazzy's chest and then she licks it off um and it's like you know ooh lesbianish and it's exciting what's her buddy stacey she spanks she spanks someone you know in german so she's like she's funny Betta, because Vita is German. So they do.
Starting point is 00:55:28 You're a bad girl. I like when she says, I'm going to do it the German way, which means hard and accurately. So it's all fun, and they're all having a great time. I will say one thing that does not seem fake is that they're all laughing, they're hooting and hollering, they're having just like just the best time ever. And now it's time for Angel to do something fun and wild. So she, Tia's like, ooh, look, this is fun. This is gonna be really fun.
Starting point is 00:55:56 And Angel's like, okay, you know what your crime is, Jazzy? She says, what? Having a big mouth. Everyone's like, oh, it's a fight. Yeah, here we go. So Jazzy's like, wait, do I have a big mouth? Maybe that's why I'm getting married. Which is a good save.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Good save. Yeah, I'm trying to make live it. make a lot of it you know and so angel goes all right that's that so then she's double jointed so she has her guffs cuffs on but then she brings she brings her arms over her head and everyone's like oh my god that was amazing yeah because because uh angel had put her in handcuffs and so uh it's actually kind of funny because jazzy's kind of like circ just a lay a move kind of overshadowed angels attempt to sort of fight everyone's like oh my god look at jazzy she's double joins it. She's double jointed. Angel's like, but like, I'm sad. Does anyone want to talk about it?
Starting point is 00:56:56 Yeah. So I was like fine. But of course, Giselle's not going to let her move past it because she's they need content, you know? So she's like, okay. So you have a big mouth because you just have a big mouth because Darius is happy? Or do you have a big mouth? Because she's said something that she's not supposed to say. And Angel's like, not to you guys. Okay. So she's like, it's no shade. has a big mouth, but this is your bachelorette, Jazzy. Let's have some fun. And Wendy's like, what do you mean big mouth? I have a question. What were you guys talking about on the golf quads? Does this have to do with big mouth? Because Angel, I've never heard you like that before. And she's like, yeah, because, you know, now you're getting to know me, right, everybody.
Starting point is 00:57:37 And I just don't normally talk to, I just normally don't talk like that, do I? But, you know, I just, somebody messaged her about me and they gave her some incorrect information that she brought to me. So Jazzy's like, I pulled her to the side and I said to her, I heard that there were some instances where she really made people feel excluded and left out, but that's not the angel who she is. That's not my experience with her. And so Jazzy tells us, you know, me and Angel, we know a lot of the same people. And I didn't ask for information, but some of the people reached out to me and gave me the background on her. And they told me that she's not the nicest person.
Starting point is 00:58:11 So Angel goes, I'm going to take over now. Elder, elder Wag here. Okay. I don't know if you guys will understand the story because you're not waggs, but I'll try my best. it's like it's like you know uh denzil saying to tom hanks in philadelphia speak to me like i'm a six-year-old am i right okay wag talk now okay so when i first started dating bobby he's a football player you guys followed that part i know on wags okay a young lady reached out to me to welcome me into the circle in chicago and i started being friends with her and then all of a sudden his agent and
Starting point is 00:58:39 his financial advisor and his mentor called him on three ways to say that i had stolen money from his account that I had hidden and I had hidden birth control so that I could get pregnant with Bobby without his knowledge. And basically this girl relayed information to Bobby's agent. You guys know that like sports agents are different than like entertainment agents. Just doing a wag check in real quickly. Okay. And then like when I found out that she did this, I let her have it for sure. And was it another wag that came to you? Was it, Jazzy? Okay. What is this story? Okay. This is crazy. So the agent, the financial advisor and the mentor called him on three way to say she had stolen money from his account, wouldn't the financial advisor have access to his account
Starting point is 00:59:18 and know if this was true or not? But they're like, okay, this girl's talking about you. So Jazzy says, yeah, it was another wag who had an eyewitness to how you treated another person. And the things I heard was that she had a reputation of being mean and nasty to someone. And I didn't have the backstory. So it was concerning for me, especially after I got wind of saying that she didn't want me to come on this trip. So I'm like, should I be confident getting close to this person? And so did Jazzy tell her
Starting point is 00:59:49 that the woman said all this stuff? No. Jazzy just said, I heard you were mean. But then Angel's like, oh, really? Well, let me tell you what this woman did. She accused me of getting pregnant on purpose, tricking my husband and stealing 30,000. Angel, what are you doing?
Starting point is 01:00:05 You were so bad at this. Why would you bring that onto camera? You idiot. Yeah. None of this was going to be brought on the camera. She did this off camera. It's idiotic. She could have said, yeah, there was this wag who, like, I had a falling out with, and she was accused me of all these crazy things that I did not do. And now she's trying to go to Jazzy and be messy.
Starting point is 01:00:26 And I had to let her know that this woman is, like, a skank. But instead, she, like, gives all these details. And on top of that, and then Ashley's, like, really, the women don't even seem to care because they're just more like, but you realize. Ashley's like but you realize like she brought you off camera instead of in the group because like we normally do things in the group and we humiliate each other the fact that she didn't want to humiliate you is like kind of a big thing like this is her audition season like she could have gone to town on you and like you're like not even realizing it and just like to understand I'm just what's the word I'm looking for starts with the T I feel like I never say it it's just not like me to say it I'm tired at this point I'm tired emo no no it's tired T.M.O. T.M. T.M. T.M. T.m.m. No. That doesn't even make sense. I don't know why you said that. So, Ashley's like, babe. I mean, you're married and you have two beautiful children. Ash is kind of like, look at the scoreboard. You've won. Like, yeah, you're doing great. He didn't care. Yeah. And Stacey's like, when did this incident happen? How many years ago? Was it before after Arbella? And she's like, it happened in 2016. And she goes, who cares? Ashley tells us. Ashley goes, who cares if you. you stole 30 grand from Bobby. He's still married you. I mean, geez, relax. I like that they are all just assuming that she did steal the 30,000. They're like, why are you crying about it? You got 30 grand. Yeah, this like potential scandal like doesn't even like land with it. It's just so stupid because she
Starting point is 01:01:55 brings it up herself. Like Jazzy never even was going to bring this up, but she brings it up and then brings up all the details. Oh my God. Jazzy's like, you know, I thought it was important to kind of pull her aside and be like, hey, girl, after getting this, you know, like, I think you're great, and I'm glad that I didn't prejudge you. And Giselle's like, so you're being upset right now, which obviously you are, and rightly so it's about the situation, not at Jazzy, right? And Angel's like, I don't know. They're like, what? Why would you be upset at Jazzy? I think Angel is so in her head. I think she's playing a game of Survivor and no one else is. And she's just thinking, someone has gotten to her head, probably Keirna got into her head and
Starting point is 01:02:33 said, you have to have your guard up with these girls at all time because anything they say or do is setting you up for an attack you're never safe don't trust anyone everything will be used against you and i think that angel is trying to play like 3d chess with everyone and try to stay like one step ahead but what she doesn't realize is people aren't even playing checkers they just they already put the the game away and they left they get the cafe like but she's she's like so paranoid that she's now spiraling out of control yeah i think she figures well okay now they're going to bring up now this girl has gotten to jazzy so then either jazzy's going to bring it up or they're going to bring this girl on to corner me about all of this and i'm just going to get out on camera yeah and bobby's
Starting point is 01:03:14 going to get mad yada yada so she explains to us that she doesn't know jazzy for her to bring up something hurtful to her and her family in the past she's really bothered because you know she tried to go on a fact-finding mission to find out anything negative that she could about me like that's what i'm saying she is she is she's adding that to the situation just like if you're trying to her angel's whole thing is i want you guys to get to know me for who i am well you should also i think like go out on a limb a little bit and just trust that jazzy was trying to do the right thing by you and then if she wasn't you could be mad at her then but don't like whip up a potential scenario that you have no proof of and then use that against her and then you're
Starting point is 01:04:02 you're going to cause bad blood and then Jazzy's not going to like you and then you'll be like see I knew it she never liked me in the first place I knew I shouldn't have trusted her it's like give her the benefit of the doubt if you're trying to build relationships with people you got to like you know lean in a little bit and this this might have come up because Wendy would have been at some point Wendy would have said what were you guys talking about in the van okay so it would have come up but it hadn't even come up she herself was just like you have a big mouth and that's why you're getting handcuffed like begging them to ask her so I just don't know. She's just not very good at this. I think. I think sometimes it's just as simple as that, you know. So of course, her response is like, I'm leaving. And she gets all upset. And like, you're leaving. It's like, yeah, you guys have fun at your bachelor red party, but I'm leaving. So she goes and she's crying. And of course, stops the whole party, which wasn't that great anyway. But she stopped the party. And now everybody has to stand around and be like, oh, my God, what's wrong with angels? Is anybody going to follow Angel?
Starting point is 01:05:00 So a bad housewife. She's like a malfunctioning housewife. She's not even a bad housewife. She's malfunctioning. And I don't like know what's wrong with her. I'm just like she's so bad at this. That's why I'm like I actually think she's so bad. It's funny. Like it's it's hilarious to me how much she is screwing up everything. Like there's some housewives that are just bad. And it's like not funny. You know, Gina and Emily. But then there's some who are just like what what are you you like what are you trying to achieve? I don't even understand you right now. like you're so you're so mystifying to me that I can't help but laugh yeah so she's outside crying and so of course kieran goes to follow her and she's like i'm talking to bobby right now i'm just i'm talking to bobby and she goes i know but is everything okay she's like everything's fine just please let me talk to bobby and now jazelle comes out she's like she's talking to her husband she goes okay yeah okay yeah um she's like by the way she was telling bobby They, by the way, both of them do just like a very perfunctory check-in. Like, Kierna barely even seems, it seems like she didn't even want to go out there.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Notice that when Angel left, Kiana just sat there and then finally Kiana goes out to check on her. But, but Angel is telling Bobby, I'm just tired, was shocked. I'm just tired from the constant back and forth inquisition of me. No one was inquisitioning you. You brought it up in the middle of a time when everyone was having fun and laughing and bonding and you brought it up. So Kierna says that they're bonded because they're both overwhelmed by being new to the group.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Like Kierna, you're here three years. Stop. So then back inside, the ladies are worried about angels. So now it all becomes about worried about the crying person. And Kierna's like, guys, she's in a fragile space. Okay, guys, just leave her alone. And Wendy's like, well, look, I know the rules of engagement with this whoop. Okay. And Jazzy could have brought that up in front of us, but she did it.
Starting point is 01:06:54 She did her with solid by doing it behind the cameras. And so everyone's like, yeah, Jazzy, you did great. You did great, Jazzy. Congratulations. Yeah, like, what Jazzy did was actually, like, that's a fireball offense, really. Like, Jazzy sacrificed her. Maybe that's why she's not a wife. Maybe that's why she's a friend of because she did something off camera like that.
Starting point is 01:07:16 But they're really treating Jazzy like she is a military hero at this point. Like, what you did, the sacrifice you made. The way you found Matt Damon in the middle of France, Jazzy, you will always remember you and your sacrifice. Yeah, and the episode ends with Wendy being like, told you she sucked. Look at her. Like, all she's doing is crying.
Starting point is 01:07:35 My God. Like, she sucks so hard. She sucks so hard. And the first episode, I thought she, somehow I actually thought she had potential. I think if you go back, you listen to recap, I actually sound positive on Angel.
Starting point is 01:07:47 And now I'm like, oh my God, Angel, what a waste. yeah but i'm amazed by her i'm not amused i'm just like get rid of her i think if they're gonna bring this many people onto audition they just need to start cutting people like an audition you know person in the blue stay everybody else go well guess what monique samuels is back next week so everyone can get excited for that which it's funny because i actually controversially i never thought monique samuels was like an amazing housewife i always thought she was very mid-pack but they're treating her turn as if like everyone it's the moment you've been waiting
Starting point is 01:08:21 for Monique Samuels. I was like, oh, okay, great. I mean, I'm happy to see her. I generally, but it's good because it's, she left with a bang. She left with a bang. Her binder moment was like a truly iconic moment. And if she can come back with that energy,
Starting point is 01:08:36 I'm down for it. Yeah, and it's a big episode because not only is Monique coming back, so is Giselle's bodyguard, presumably. So that'll be fine. Oh, and so is Ashley Darby's drag king persona. So topping, well, is that what the name of it was? king top of the morning to you that's shannon's we know what we know what shannon's drag king personality is and it's brett michael's just as long as they don't bring back lydia's
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