Watch What Crappens - #3072 Below Deck Med S10E07 Part Two: The Blah-chelor

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

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is talking about her poodle. Oh yeah, Brooke is the Harvard one. Okay, poodle, I was wondering, I couldn't understand what she said. So it was poodle, this is what she was talking about. So she's telling Joe about her poodle. And she goes, have you ever had much interaction with the poodle?

They're really geniuses. He speaks English. Like actually, you know so many words. And Nathan is like fixing something behind her and he just looks at the camera. He does like a full gym from the office. He looks at the camera like, what? What is happening here?

And by the way, Brooke is such a poodle owner because poodle people say this shit all the time. They're so smart. They're like the smartest dogs. I'm like, I literally don't care how smart your dog is. I am not asking your dog to write a dissertation for me. Just get it off my lap. I've also never seen proof of this being true. And I've known a lot of poodles.

But poodle owners are like, oh my God, poodles are brilliant. Poodles can do your taxes. I don't know those are the most annoying fucking dog there ever is you don't like poodles yeah you you always do a poodle like a big poodle like it's the tall ones I really the tall ones are just inconsolable I just I they're awful they're awful I'm sorry they're awful they are so they are up in your business all the time they're always dumping on you they're always being loud and they just they just bark they just they're bossy like the little french like the little toy poodles are fine they're fine but that's the big

ones i'm just like oh my god get out of my face please i mean i like a poodle okay but i just don't think that they're um these brilliant dogs are like oh my god put a piano in front of my poodle it will play beethoven i'm telling you it's amazing puddles are amazing that's i think it's maybe the people who get the poodles that are annoying because they they like get them because they can say they have brilliant dogs i just don't get it you know the best dogs vichlas they're such bitches they're like i'm hot they're like i'm hot they're like i'm hot You're stupid. Yeah, the Hungarian vishlas.

They're like, you're stupid. Like if a dog had a vial, it would be a vishla. Oh, they're great. You're stupid. Look, we all look the same and we all look better than you, stupid head. They are great. You know, in fact, I just saw a video of like two Vicholas playing with an automatic ballfetcher machine. And they were so excited because what happens is the machine just like spits out a ball and they go and they get the ball and they bring it back and they dump it into the machine and the machine spits it out again.

and those two dogs were so excited. See, like, I can be warm and loving and find joy in dogs. It's just the poodles. The poodles I don't. I almost wonder, is it a dog owner thing? Do you, like, poodle owners because they're so obsessed with a dog being smart, do they treat them a little differently? Do they, like, coddle them?

Do they spoil them? And so as a result, the dog just, like, runs rough shot all over the place. Well, yeah, it's like the kids with parents who are like, you are the smartest, most gorgeous person in this school. You are going to get out of this car and you were going to win it. everything because you are the best. Your hair must be perfect. Your grades must be perfect.

Everything must be perfect. Now, good to that fucking school and you make me proud. And then those kids are always assholes. And then they end up on some charter after a heroin addiction. And they're like, you know what? This all went bad because my parents demanded perfection. And, you know, they're curling their hair really tightly. And you're like, oh, my God, they're becoming a poodle.

Stop them. Stop them. And then you got this dummy on the boat. Like, oh, my God, my poodle is so smart. And it's just like some shaky person in the back with, a really tight perm like my parents ruined me well so i guess i'm glad we drill down because once again um blaming the dog for probably the owner's fault yeah it's never the animal's fault it's never the animal's fault okay i know that i know that but like but to be fair some dogs are

more hyperactive than others and poodles are one of them yeah okay okay so um brooks like yeah So poodles. They're amazing. And my ex and I broke up right before the pandemic. Let me tell you something. That man was not a poodle. Okay. And yeah, it's nuts. And then I've been gluten-free since I was 16. So that's something you should know. Big and the G-S. That's what we call it. It's like the insight here for it. GF. You know. By the way, have you touched anything that had G in it today? Because please, if you have, do not touch me. It's just a thing. It's just one of my things. I'm gluten-free, but I'm also glue-free. I will not go near Elmer's. Nor will I read anything by Elmore Leonard, which is sort of like Elmer. I'm big on staples, huge on staples, no glue. So Nathan, you see Nathan's little head pop up from behind because he's spying on them from the stairs. He's just looking at the camera like, what the fuck? It was generally his cutest moment he's ever had.

So people are doing stuff. Anna is first trapping still. And Joe, the deckhand Joe, goes up to kids. He's smell really nice. He's like, I don't smell sweaty, do I? It's like, no, that's what I like. And I vomit in my mouth. So now the women are changing

because they're going to be getting ready for their evening activities. And Josh is saying that, like, one thing that's tricky for him is that there are, there's someone who's Brooke is gluten-free, as we know, because she's been since she's 16. And then Anna's gluten-free

and merely is lactose. intolerant and he's like, um, I hope, I hope this guy finds love, but also I hope he kicks out the dietary preference people first. Yeah. So then, uh, Joe and Max are still dancing around on the boat and Max in V are taking a break. And so we go to Max in his cabin speaking French and he's like, oh, you see, there were two guys that got fired, which was good because they were idiot. But now there's new guy who come and he's the best one of my boss. I'm here. I've left a little out, you see. It is. like Mother's Day, Father's Day, all at the same time.

Oh, I got me a man, man. He's turning into a French Patsy Klein song. So then Nathan's telling Joe that I can get the Chatsky's out and everything. And Captain Sandy's looking around and she goes, for the first time, this is notable, the first time ever. Sandy goes, probably should have never put out the toys in the first place. Wow.

Captain Sandy, queen of. As soon as we even look at the anchor, I want five toys out in the ocean, okay? Always be toying. Always be toying. So now there's masquerade masks. Masquerade masks coming up for dinner. And Aisha puts one on. She's like, oh.

So Captain Sandy's just loving this whole dating thing. She's like, Aisha, Aisha, who do you think he's going to end up with? She's like, I don't know. There's a few good options. Leah, Alicia, or Ashley, I mean, there's one who's gluten-free. I'm tempted just to give her a little pizza crust just to get this party starting. And Sandy's like, wow, I can never do what Joe's doing in a million years. Before Leah, I never went on official dates.

And then we see a picture, and the picture's Leah. And she's like, Bee-Bee. Me-Bee. She is the BB filter. Yeah. You know, I was a captain. I was always at sea. I would have C dates.

I would just be like, hey, Poseidon, come and meet me over here. Just kidding. I'm lesbian. I didn't really have time for a relationship. And then I met Leah. She is my person for the rest of my life. Hold on one second. Hey, hey, baby.

Baby. Is bear there? Bear's here, baby. You know what bear's here? He said that you're cute. Oh my God. I'm sorry. Did I say cute?

I meant to say sexy, baby. You're so sexy. Bebe, okay. Oh, so good to see you. So good to see you, honey. What do you think Joe's going to pick? I'm so beside myself. I can't even, I have to tell everyone.

Who's Joe going to pick? Who do you think, Little Bear? Well, if he's smart, he's going to pick you, but unfortunately you're taking, baby. You're the best woman on that boat, baby. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay. Hey, don't forget to watch my caprice before I get home. Love you.

Love you, baby. Hey, baby. So we go to Josh and Kathy in the galley, and she's sweaty. And so we ask her what asks her what got her into yachting. And she said, well, I was a surgical maxillinous, maxillinous, like, you know, teeth. I don't really know how to say it. I'm sorry, I didn't graduate from Harvard personally. But I was a surgical maxinellius like teeth.

It's a person who loves teeth but hates their sons named Max. Okay. and I specialized in Bottasbone Vating Implantology. That's where we put breasts into mouths. So you'll see sometimes people smiling, and when they open their teeth, you see that there are actually a wall of breasts there. It's actually quite attractive to some people. So I did that for a while. But then I realized I was just bending over all day, you know, and it hurt my back.

And I said, ow! And I went to the doctor, and he said, actually, two of your spine thingies are touching each other. and so I had to quit and then I became a maid and I decided I'm going to be the best made in the world and I'm going to be the top chief stew within two years which I did I've accomplished that so it's wonderful

by the way your teeth could do some breasts on it have you ever considered that I was so I was confused because you told Josh I guess so she used to do like bone grafting implanting on

teeth or like teeth implants or she did something with bones and she was doing surgeries. But then the story she tells us also that she went to football practice, which, and then, like, hobbies, she's something. I was like, I just am confused how the,

I don't think she's lying. I just am confused about how football practice and the bone thing, it all mixed together, but she almost, well, didn't walk or whatever. But she came in with a pretty big and intense backstory where she's like, I was almost paralyzed, and I used, oh, my will of power to move my toe. And I just love that kids,

is like, I like to dance. And I'm really good at, Because he's like, I was always the leading plays. That's hers. I was the most popular girl in the school. I was the prettiest. I was the lead in every play. And hers is like, well, I was a surgeon for teeth and broken teeth and booby teeth.

And then I heard myself playing sports at the highest level possible because I was bent over trying to save people. And now I almost died, but I've moved my toe. And now I'm here with my golden squeegee in hand. never do dental surgery or playing football. So I don't understand, but it was impressive, but I didn't understand it.

I think she hurt her back. I think she was mentioning football because it shouldn't have hurt her back. But the reason it hurt her back is because when you're working on teeth all day, you're hunched over. And it ended up hurting her back and destroying her back.

And so that's why she left. That's so scary. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I don't fix teeth. Okay. Lesson learned. Okay, y'all. So now Bachelor Joe is talking to Aish,

and he's like, wow, you have such a beautiful name. It's like, oh, oh, oh, all right, that's great. Okay. Sounds like he's opening a garage door to hell. She's just like, wha-oh. You just dipped into another dishwasher bubble bath. So the women are getting ready. And Leah is saying,

they just need more time to figure out who this guy is. And Anna goes, I'm here for the yacht at the end of the day. I'm not really here for the guy. I have plenty of those in New York. Yeah. And I don't blame her, but at least pretend.

You know, we're all here baking it, ma'am. So they all look. at her like, gross. So then Isha and the Joes are talking. And Bachelor Joe is saying he's having a great. Who cares? So then we go to Brooke saying she doesn't know how she's going to choose or Joe doesn't know how's, oh God, I'm so sorry you guys.

Joe's like, I don't know how I'm going to choose, but it's going to be so hard. And now it's dinnertime. Everybody gets all fancy. And what's her buns? Kathy is trying to figure out drawers and everything's broken and everything's a piece of shit in there. and Kathy is going to fix everything. Okay, guys.

Yeah. And she's like, Kizzy, could you come here? You see this bed? Does this look perfect to you? Yes, it is. Thank you. No, it's not.

Look at these wrinkles on the bed. It's not proper. It's not proper. They're not going to come out unless we wet it. Let's please wet the wrinkles. Wet the wrinkles. And she's just like, she's pointing out all these like little meticulous details everywhere.

And Kizzy is just like zoning out. And so Kizzy tells us, I'm so used to having to fight for my place that it's, Like I see everyone, everything is competition. Growing up, I was always the lead in plays or always front and center. I know I'm not a better stew than Kathy. She's a good stew, but in the back of my head, that little dancer brain's going. She's front and center right now, and you should be front and center.

You're not good enough. And this is where we see pictures of her, like, is the lead in a play? And then doing something else where she's just winning. Yeah. She's like a faithful, like, she's got like John Bonaer Ramsey makeup and she's like dancing and whatever. It's actually hilarious. But she's like, all I hear is your center stage or you're not good enough. And then it comes to Kathy.

And she's like, Kizzy, I can't stand when the caddies are put back with rubbish in them. Please empty the trash every time you pass one. Thank you. She's like, oh, so you think you're the side of the show with your rubbish rules. She's like, as I said, when I played the lead Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, I hate when rubbish are in bitch. Like, oh, I'm the lead of the place. I'm the lead of the place.

So, meanwhile, so Kizzy is, is, that they're looking at all this stuff. And Kizzy notices that as Kathy bends over, that there is, the seam is popping on Kathy's butt. There's like a hole. It's big enough that you can really see it on camera from far away. Like, it's definitely there. It's undeniable. And Kizzy kind of, like, looks at the camera and it's like, oh, my God.

And she says, I probably should say something. But she says nothing. In fact, she just lets, she lets Kathy just go about her business. And I was like, it just was, to me, it was so obnoxious. It's this girl's first day here. She's about to be, like, guests facing, bringing stuff out. I just was like, oh, my God. You are, you are a mean person.

I don't care if she's not as villainous as others, like you. Like, that's, that's just like shitty character right there. And he did it on TV. And we all saw it. Yeah, shame on you. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. Picture this.

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So she they're running plates and Josh is behind her and he's like, oh, you've got a rip in your ass and I was like, well, who doesn't? What kind of thing is that to say? It's how asses are made. But it's the whole. It's a whole. So she's like, oh, my God. So she's trying to like walk backwards so no one sees the hole in her butt.

And Kizzy's like, he he, he, I didn't even know about the rip. She'll never get Joe now. Yeah. So shady. So, and Kathy's like, I've been in cabins for a few hours with Kizzy bending over. And then she hasn't even noticed. I'm watching her. Maybe this is her game plan.

Maybe she liked what she saw. Like, okay. settle down, Kathy. Well, she got it, though. She's true. So then Ashley's like, so do you cook, Joe? And he's like, yeah, I actually don't mind it. You know, I got a nice little kitchen set up at the house.

Yeah, my kids like to cook, which is great. I've got kids. You guys know that, right? Yeah, it's really important to cook for your kids. Super important. No one's eating their food. All the plates are coming back with like three bites taken out of them. And then Anna has something to say.

She goes, I had a guy one time I went on a date with. And I like, I wore like a hot. Couture dress. Yeah. And I was going to an Upper Eastside place where I lived. And he told me, oh, it's not like you're going to a runway show. So I said, you know what? Get out of here.

Life is my runway show. And if you don't like that, you should leave. I was like, we're making this up as you're saying. Like, I can literally, like, I, as someone who sits here and does this every single day and makes up half the shit coming out my mouth, I know you're fabricating this entire story. And I get off this guy. Every part of it. You did not live on the Upper East Side. You did not have a couture dress.

You did not have a guy that told you that. And shut up. And everybody's looking at her like, gross. You're a gross person. And she goes, Anna, possibly the Antichrist. All right. Her story also makes sense. She goes, Anna belongs with no one but Putin.

You're going to make that other chef mad. No, Putin is mine. This was so funny. She loved Putin. She literally said it on the show. But what's so funny is that this chick's, her story has such a strange arc to it, even if it happened for real. Like if she wore a nice dress and the guy said,

you look like you're going to a runway show and she gets mad at him. She goes, life is my runway show. If you don't like that, you should leave. I think he just complimented you. Why would you sass off to him and be like, get out of here? Life is my runway show. Like, her story makes no sense. Yeah.

So then the opera singer gets to take center stage. They're all very excited to hear opera singing. And she comes out and she's like, Mega, Maga, Mega, Maga, Maca, Maca, Make America Great. Make America Great again. They're like, oh my God. It's beautiful. Beautiful.

And now something by Kid Rock. Boat, Boat, Bag. Okay. And now a little carry underwood for you. And I took my keys into his truck and I got it back. Chaucer's in charge of my days and my nice. Tribute to Scape-O, one of my, one of my friends. Charles in charge of my dreams and my lights. I want, I want, Joe in charge of me.

See what I did there? And I did a key change on it. That even asking. I like a pitch change. All right, guys. Well, tomorrow we've got a variety of activities. I'll have some ideas of who goes wherever the time breakfast comes out. Amy, all right? And she's like, yeah, okay. Well, I want you to think about that tonight.

And then we'll throw someone in overboard when you're ready, Joe. Okay. Every day is going to get clearer and clearer. So now the girls are talking about him. And Alicia, I think, is saying that she has a vibe. She's like, actually, I kind of like him. And then Anna is outside. And she's like, Max, you take my picture. So he does. And she's like, I don't even like this bachelor. He's not even hot. What am I here for? This is bullshit. He didn't even. He didn't even. He didn't even. didn't even criticize my dress and tell me to dress down i mean what kind of man is that but you i'm liking this you're the best because i'm like i'm into like the bourgeois so not like that not him no

like yeah you really sound like you're into the bourgeois taking photos of caviar and bragging about san trope and wearing couture to the upper east side you definitely are like if anyone if anyone sounded like they were a big bourgeois booster it was you anna yeah i don't know she like i like poor people let's do it right now so then kizzy's wanting to get drunk and joe's like oh so do i'm on she's like yeah i want the next night out she's like yeah i'm the same yeah because now i'm single dun dun don't choke don't choke he's like you're single you're single now wow congratulations what did you think about that boys and max is like oh single uh yeah josh's like yes and i can't jo's like oh door that i didn't believe and just opened i'm getting all nervous now man

I don't know how it's going to all go down. Goodbye, Vee. Goodbye. Goodbye. Would bye. Beh literally is not even on this episode. There's so much talk about Vee,

but like she just says literally nothing. So Kizzy's like, she's single now and she's ready to call some fucking drama. So everyone goes to bed. Max is like air boxing for some reason. I don't know why people do that. And now it's the morning. Okay.

because it's going to be time to pick up the anchor, okay? And Joe, Diccan Joe is talking to Nathan, he's like, Kizzy, she's single man. And he's like, oh, Jesus Christ, you're going to try? I'll go with the floor. Are you going to try? He's like, I don't know, I'll see what happens. Oh, exactly.

I'll see what happens. I don't want anything serious. I don't want to date to anyone. I'm a new man. Oh, God, women are trouble. What am I going to do? So now we go to Amy and Bachelor Joe having a talk. So Amy, he's like, we need to decipher who's going to do these activities.

And he's like, Alicia and Marley, I guess. She's like, perfect. Is there anyone that you think isn't for you? And he's like, yeah, Brook and Lee are someone I'm not going to pursue anything with. I mean, there's just not anything there. That's where I'm at. So get rid of them. And she's like, okay, I'm going to go ahead and say bye to them and get them off the boat.

You just say here so you don't ever have to look at their ugly faces again. He's like, thank you. Like, what a gross pig. You don't even go say like, you guys, thanks so much for coming on. you know i'm not i'm not feeling a connection he just has the lady go do it gross yeah that was it's given definitely some like jisleine vibes so then kathy is right i mean we're all the i mean obviously these are galane i don't know how to say her name i mean i don't think that these are obviously they're not like underage it's not i don't think it's truly

trafficking but there's sort of this element of like here's this lady that does this stuff for me and then i don't interface it's just like weird yeah like here's these these hires and they're only here to please you and they're just not human beings you know like it's just gross yeah you talks about he wants someone with confidence and yet he's not like self-possessed enough just to say like hey thanks for coming yeah i don't really feel the connection but like you know it's great meeting you and have great time in barcelona yeah so kathy is um there's like a moment uh at one point like kathy walks into the galley and max like oh did you change your perfume new perfume today and kathy is telling kizzie you know what

Max is growing on me. Not that he wasn't, but like he just keeps on complimenting me when I, even when I changed perfume. He even understood that I changed perfume. Isn't that crazy? I mean, what happened to the good old days of woman as passive recipient? What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over? Am I right? Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. Hack! Yeah, so she likes Max because he notices her perfume and stuff, which I guess is fair. That's actually pretty impressive, I think. Like, noticing a perfume from me one day to the next? I can't do that. Yeah, so he's paying attention, I guess, but he's the only one giving her attention. So she's like, I guess that's him then. Okay, he's giving me attention.

So then Amy calls Leah downstairs. Okay, so now she has to dump these girls. So Nathan's like, oh, Docang Joes got himself in trouble again. And they're like, what's going on? Oh, he loves trouble. And wait until you. with a drink in him. And Aisha's like, I know, but Fee's like quite keen on him now, and he's going to ruin it, you know.

And I know he wants fun, but he needs to do that without buttering people up too much. Just make sure, you know, then they think he's keen, you understand. And Max is like, yeah. So, and it's like, Joel just wants a bit of fun. So Aisha's like, I know, but he needs to do that. Yes, he can't do that because they're keen. So now we go to Amy talking about keen. Amy is talking to Leah who just

sang her heart out last night and goes I wanted to personally tell you that Joe did not want to personally tell you that he didn't connect as much with you. So don't take it personally even though I am personally telling you he said it did have to do with your personality but don't take it personally

she goes yeah that's fine I didn't feel it either I mean he he's not for me he's he really isn't he's not I I wasn't I totally wasn't into him whatsoever I mean And last time I checked, I mean, his hair collar was sort of close, but I mean, you got to add about like another 100 pounds and get a little bit of a fake tan before you get my, get me all excited. You know what I'm really looking for?

A man to grab me by the bloop. Okay. You can leave now. Before I leave, could you just ask him if you can put on a red shiny tie that hangs down to the tip of his dick? Just want to see how it looks. So now she dumps Brooke next. And Brooke's like, what do you mean? I mean, is this like discrimination against gluten-free people?

Because it's not the first time. Well, I'm sorry I'm not into hot dog buns. Okay, you prick, okay? I'm fun eating your gluteny. So Amy tells Aisha, she goes, guess who he picked? And Aisha goes, who he picked to leave? She goes, Brooke and Leah. What, not Anna?

I did not see that coming. The Antichrist is still here. And then we cut to Anna going, oh, I need to do some bikini contents. Sure. Just don't share it because we don't need to see it. So now Max is in the galley. And he's like, oh, Anna, she was seeing them so disgusting things and she's not even living. Josh's like, oh, for fuck sake.

But at least the gluten free is off the boat, hey? Because of gluten free. It's just like a category of person. So then it is where we get Anna telling the girls her story. Amy's like, what's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done? She goes, oh, well, I, the same day, decided I was going to Cannes with a person I didn't know. So I went on the carpet, click, click, click, click. The next day flew out.

I'm like, oh, wow, like probably most people do when they go to Cannes for a job to show up. They do the red carpet and they leave. You're a poser lady. Yeah, that sounds like a totally real story. So Alicia is in the van. Basically, we have Bachelor Joe is with Marily and Alicia, but then Joe, Deccan Joe is with kids in the back scene. They're all going on their activity.

And so, like, Bachelor Joe is talking to girls about something. And they wind up in a mosaic class. And Joe, he basically is flirting with her. And he's like, hey, Alicia, you have to put one of your pieces into my mosaic. And she's like, oh, she kisses it and puts it in his mosaic. Like, oh, real smooth there, Joe. same for me yeah yeah and kizzy's getting a little flirt too a little flirt on you know he's like oh put a piece of mosaic in my project because it'll be a memory she's like oh so then bachelor and alicia seemed to be hitting it off and kizzy kisses a piece and puts it in joe's mosaic you guys what a day what a day am i right so now captain sandy is asking amy for some tea and she's like well i think lea was shocked but it's just joe's charter and captain's like i love this i wish we could do every charter like this. Okay, are you kidding me? This is amazing. Has anybody called him

BB yet? Okay, God, I got something special. I've got something special. It is really funny how the entire crew is like so into it. And it's like, it's not like into it like they have to pretend to do an Olympic, you know, obstacle course or something like that. They are all gossiping like, oh my God, they got rid of, they got rid of Leah. Can you believe they got rid of Leah? I mean, she's the opera singer. Like her above Anna? I can't believe she went before Anna. They're all, they're all so invested especially sandy oh sandy wants to intervene so badly but she can't yeah so now we go back to the boat and um kizzy had a fun time and um then we go to decan joe and nathan talking and nathan's asking about the vibes with kizzy and he says it was fun and he's like

but you're in a wee bit deep with v and he's like oh very very deep women's always been my problem That's always been me problem, bro. And Aisha hears them. So she comes right over and she's like, what are you guys fucking doing? He's like, well, we're having women in chats. And real quickly, when they were driving back to the boat, DeCan Joe said to Kizzy,

I speak to you like one of the boys. And she's like, oh, yeah, that's because I'm not looking for anything proper. And how many times do we see this trap? It's always this girl who says, I'm basically just like a guy. Like, I don't even like put my feelings into it. To me, it's just sex. I like don't even care.

Cut to like three episodes later. knocking on the door are you there can i come cuddle can i come cuddle can i come cuddle yeah she's like i am not like fill in the blank the other girls that's right i'm not like the other girls nice to meet you i don't want anything like why can't we just fuck around and have fun and he gives her a high five um yeah sorry i skipped that i don't know how no it's fine i'm just like five hours into this recap i'm like just so predictable let's talk more about richard mulligan um so It's like, listen, I've got no problem with you shagging the town black and blue. I mean, that's fine as long as you, you know, everyone that you do that with is aware of what you're doing.

And he's like, I've been here before, haven't I? I'm just so handsome. It's a constant loop of torture. Yes, well, maybe you need to take some time to reflect, because who's the common denominator? Uh, Captain Sandy. No. Nathan. No?

The starfish out there in the ocean No Think again It starts with J Uh Janice Joplin Yes Janice Joplin is the common denominator

I'm glad we had this talk All right Now mama's set a piece Keep your hand off the goods And that brings us to the end of Below Dick Mediterranean Well thanks for being here everybody We'll see some of you

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