Watch What Crappens - #3074 RHOSLC S608 Part 1: Fight or Flight Response

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City wraps up its Below Deck crossover stint and dives right into a wild controversy involving Meredith, Britani, and one very harrowing flight home. Plus, Bronwyn and Whitney swap surprising stories about their marriages.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on Bravo con Eons. Bravo con Eve. It's the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Hi, Ben. How are you, I am thrilled and excited. I'm going to my very, very first BravoCon tomorrow. You've been before, but I've never been. I'm a Bravo Con Virgin. I'm so excited. I went around shop for outfits and looks. And we are really excited. In case you missed the announcement earlier this week, we are doing a Watcher Crapins party that's going to be in, Las Vegas on Saturday night at Beer Park. It's at 10 p.m.

So there will be no conflicts with anything. Come join for a fun party that should go for hours and hours. We'll have special cocktails. We'll have special cocktails. We'll have Jenny's ice cream. You know, there's no Jenny store in all of Las Vegas. So get your Jenny's ice cream at our party. By the way, it's also all free.

is not a thing you have to pay. There's no tickets or anything. Just show up and have fun. We all have a great time. You got to buy your booze. But entry is free. But let's like all. People too excited over there.

Penises cost money extra. Okay. You will be paying for whatever penises are available. You will be paying for the penises. But Beer Park is in the is in the Paris Casino, which is right close to all sorts of things. And we're going to have a great time. And we'll just like go hang out and we'll swap stories about everything we've seen and done

that weekend. So come join us for that. We are so excited. Also, this weekend, on Sunday afternoon, we are moderating our very first ever panel at BravoCon. We are moderating the next-gen, New York City panel. So definitely come by and, you know, ask some good questions because we'll be ready for it. You'll get hop on that mic. We're really excited, excited to see everyone at BravoCon. So that's all the BravoCon news.

And of course, the usual news, which is that this recap is available on Patreon. We did a bonus episode this week where we did a trailer trash of Beverly Hills trailer that I think is coming out tomorrow. And yeah, patreon.com slash watch for crappins. And that's the full, that's the full schmigeggy. Wow, we've got now, that's it. Now we got us, we have a Salt Lake City episode. What an episode to power us into BravoCon. I feel like Meredith Marks is going to be fielding a lot of questions this weekend.

And it's going to be real interesting to see how this all. pans out. What say you, Rondell Karam? Good episode. Crazy. I mean, there was so much. Have we ever seen two housewives sit down and talk about how they're going to fuck other people on their old ass husbands? I don't think, yeah. I thought that scene was extraordinary, actually. I thought there was. It was a great scene. I was like, wow, that was interesting. I can't believe they're being so honest. Yeah, it was a very honest thing. I mean, kind of. They weren't really that honest. Let's face it.

They were doing that thing, like if you're a Cokehead and you're looking for something, somebody else to do coke with. You're usually like, yeah, you know, I don't really like that. And then you wait to see if they're like, I do. And then they pull it out and you're like, me too. And then you guys would cook together. That was what these two were doing with each other. They're like, you get extra dick? No, I would never. And if I did talk to my husband first, you get extra dick? Oh, well, no, of course not. I would. Now that time I did get extra dick was amazing. I love getting extra dick. Wait, you get extra dick? No, I didn't say that. I said if, if I could get extra dick. Yeah, I would. would never get extra. I'm getting extra day. I was like, you two are getting extra dick. Just say you're getting extra dick. You might as well at this point. Just bring out the penis. And I loved it. I thought it was great. Because I think it happens in so many more marriages than we think. And, you know, as a gay person, I always think, is this just a gay thing? I think it's, because, you know, gay people are like, I got some extra dick. Hey, how you doing today? Good. I got some extra dick. What'd you do? Got some extra dick. You know, that's how we are. But it's especially on a show like this,

You don't hear that that often. So I wonder if it's always gay people, but those straight people are just on the bandwagon these days, especially in Utah. So we're just going to ignore the innovations of Countess Luanda Lapps. Fine, right. I mean, she was doing this years ago. Well, that's true. But even she did it this way first. She was like, I would never get extra dick.

I've got so much. God, I got extra dick the whole time, you know. I thought the scene was remarkable. First of all, I thought those were the best. episode this season. I thought it had like the campiness, but it also had some really genuine real things. It had controversy. But I thought that the scene with Bronwyn and Whitney was remarkable, not even because they were talking about getting extra dick. It was remarkable because it felt like a very real conversation. It felt like they weren't hitting beats for producers.

And it's not like I feel like these conversations are all superscripted, but there's a cadence to like these real housewives conversations and this one did not have that cadence this felt like two girlfriends chatting and like sharing and bonding i felt like they were literally they were truly connecting over something and we were just watching them and they were seemed excited to have this commonality and excited to trade notes and um to sort of like they were checking in with each other and i thought it was actually such a real moment that i i was like this is this is kind of amazing to watch right now. Like, regardless, they could have been talking about, like, you know, picking out a Swiffer

from the store. And I still would have, I think, had the same reaction. I mean, they were, they were talking about picking out a Fupa from the story. You know, we're sharing your Fupa with other people. You know, Todd's Fupa. Let's be honest. I'm always going to be more excited to talk about Swifers than almost anything in the world. But I just thought it was, I thought it was actually really compelling TV to watch these two

people find, like Whitney and Bronwyn. And like, I never really see them as being like that close. And they had this moment that that was like really cool to watch. Well, they will be now. That's how you need is a commonality. Well, I don't mean it like that. Well, maybe. But I don't mean it like that.

I just mean, you know, that commonality you find with somebody. It's like you can, you know, you can once you like share dick, it's just like a club you're in. You're in the club. Like we both like share dick. So boom. We're on the same WhatsApp. It was also a masterful way of. Ronwin to tackle a rumor and diffuse it in like the span of a minute. Like that's the sort of

rumor that takes over an entire season. And instead it just got sort of consumed by a larger controversy about a fight on an airplane because she addressed it. And then she was like, I would have been fine if he had told me, you know, and then it turned into a whole other story. So she did a kind of an amazing job. And if you're kind of reading between the lines of what she's saying, It's like, oh, okay, well, this puts everything in the context for the season, right? Because it's like, Todd was seen making out with this woman. Todd's doing this. Todd's doing that.

It's like, oh, okay, so he was this whole time. And it's just that you knew. It's one of those things like you can do whatever you want, but don't make me look stupid, which I think is the basic rule in relationships like that. And Todd is just fucking that left and right. You can do whatever you want. Just don't make me look stupid. Now, excuse me, I'm going to change into a hot dog outfit.

Don't make me look stupid while I'm in an inflatable dolphin costume. tomb on TV, throwing someone's talking unicorn overboard, okay? But it also puts into context a lot of the storylines we get on this show, because Utah, as we've learned from Yield Television, is the swing in place. You know, everybody's like, oh, my God, the religion. Now we've got Heather, Heather Gay's Mormon show and the traumatizing religion and all of that. And, you know, all of this religion, religion. So everyone thinks of it like that, but share dick. That's their state flower. is a shared dick because it's all over the Mormon

the state D flower because it's all over the Mormon secret lives of Mormon wives you know there's there's that whole swinging scandal but also this a lot of people online are like they're just stealing this from the secret lives no maams no maims we are stealing this

from this own show because this show started out with allegations of Meredith having a Meredith and Jen Shaw sharing the same guy that they were both fucking in New York. So and then obviously Seth is getting caught today doing whatever and whatever with an Uber. So it seems like this is just kind of a swing in town and everybody's doing it. You know, and oh my God. Something's happening to my chair. What is happening back there? How dare you say that there are allegations of me cheating. I'm

going to shake your chair. Protests. Yeah, but that shit's been around forever. Oh, God, don't even. And then we'll get into the plane stuff too. which, you know, of course, I'm going to get yelled at by the entire internet. But I'm so, I can't wait to hear what your take is. I don't think you'll be surprised. I haven't settled on my take, I'm going to say. I've been thinking, I've been trying to think it through. I'll love to hear your insight.

Everyone get ready for some classic Ben Mandelker rambling as I work through my feelings later in the episode. Yes. Also, go check out a couple things Ben has done on the internet, which we haven't mentioned yet on this show. But you did a really funny Bravo con video, which harkens back to your. classics of two years ago when I was at BravoCon and you weren't and instead made a video series about not being at Bravo, which was really good. And that is up now on our Instagram and I'm assuming your personal Instagram. And also he did a really funny cartoon for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season, which was great because your cartoons are always good, but this was all

new characters for you. You know, those was like the Orange County cast, which is new for you. And Golden. It's like a best of all your jokes shoved in that cartoon. So it's really good. Thanks, Ronnie. Things out. And I'm sorry. I haven't mentioned them before. Also, Ben has a giant weiner. So congratulations to Ben on that. I'll be debuting my new only fans this weekend. Sneak peek at the Watcher Prappance party. So another reason why you have to come to it. Thank you. Ronnie, thank you. That was so unnecessary. Yeah, of course. Oh, and you know what? While we're plugging people, Sorry to make yours less special

But we keep forgetting to do this too We've done it before But we're having our meetup But also Amy Phillips is doing cabaremy at BravoCon She's doing it Thursday Friday and Saturday It's such a good show She's such a funny chick You've got to go see her do it

I saw it last RoboCon We will be there at some point You know, this time to go check around She's such a good performer A great comic and she does great impersonation She's going to be at Planet Hollywood Thursday, Friday, Saturday, just search Cabaretami. That's how I found tickets.

Or you can find link in bio on her, her Instagram, which is Amy Phillips. Okay. So go to, yeah, we'll meet Amy Phillips, I think. What did I say? Is it, I think it's Meet Amy Phillips. Oh, Meet Amy Phillips on Instagram. Yeah, go get tickets for that because it's really, really funny. And we'll see you there, okay?

Yeah. Yeah, actually, I would say, like, thank you for the props on the cartoon and the social media video. those are just like fun things because I sometimes just like to be creative. But like more importantly, people support Amy Phillips. She has been a great friend to us and she's helped us out. She's subbed in when both of us were vacationing over the summer. And she's wonderful. But more importantly, she's also like a great person.

And she's very funny. So go check out her show. Yeah, good check. Okay. Support good chicks. Okay. Yeah. Women supporting women.

Okay. Wow. Women supporting women. Women. Okay. Let's talk about a show where they, I'd say, let's talk about a show where women are always supporting women from Salt Lake City. Well, this was kind of a women supporting women episode in a weird roundabout way because the women did support Britney. And Britney's not the easiest one to support. No, she's not.

Okay. Let's get going. So here we are, Heather's yacht trip. Day three. Daisy is doing her normal, intense thing where she's way too intense walking around. as a Chiefs do, like with her radio where she's like, okay, okay, Captain, all right, Captain Jason, all right, everybody, we're doing this. We're doing it right now. All right. Listen, 10 o'clock is breakfast and 9 o'clock is yoga. We've got it? Have we got it? Have we got it? Is everybody there? Daisy, calm down. It's the first thing in the morning. She's like fiddling with her thing. Like she's talking to the Secret Service president in the United States. Calm down.

Christ saying. The eagle has landed. It's like an actual eagle. She's actually like bringing in an actual eagle. We do everything on a yacht. No question is too big. So Heather is like, so doing this yoga and Heather's like, luxury to me generally doesn't include a leisure, but this is a yoga session in a sisterhood that I could.

really get behind. If you know what I mean, behind, like I would be behind. It's sort of weird. I guess in this analogy, I would be, I guess, tagging Captain Jason. I don't know. It gets kinky. It gets wild. So he tells us to breathe and we're going to breathe. He tells us to bend and we're going to bend. He tells us to dive deep into the world of Mormonism and trying to save people and God damn it, I will have a surviving Mormonism spin off. It will happen. I'm excited to see his downward dog. I'm hoping he'll warrior all the way over to me and inside of me and threw me because I've totally fucked Captain Chase. Shut up, Heather. Okay, so Heather was on, Heather was on Watch What Happens Live. And Andy's like, okay, well, well, Andy, so it's Andy. So he's like, well, Heather,

we just had Captain Jason on and he said that he did not sleep with you. And she's like, what? He said that? I can't believe it. Well, I guess that should be a warning to whoever hooks up with Captain Jason that this is how he's going to deny it on TV. And so Andy goes, so what did you do with Captain Jason? She's like, nothing. But, you know, it's just so Heather. She's like, nothing except we did go on, you know, we were doing press together and he did guide us through the outback, you know, guided. us through lots of different experiences. So it's a typical Heather thing where she's insinuating something and claiming another thing. It's Heather and her black lie over and over again on this show. And for anybody who falls for anything that Heather says, you're crazy. Have you seen the show? This woman does nothing but fucking lie every season, all season, but she does it with a big shit eating grin on her face and everybody believes everything that she says. Do you,

you think that she fuck Captain Jason? What do you think? No, I don't think so. Also, raise your hand if you're the person in America who cares if they did. Like, who is tracking this rumor? Who is like waiting with bated breath to find out more juicy details? Like, if they did, I don't care. I don't think they did. And I still don't care. Like, I just like why. Like, I feel like she's trying to drum this up. But like, I don't really see her. I don't really see her getting with Captain Jason and quite frankly. Yeah, and it's not like she's not good enough or it's not anything like that. It's just the way she tells these stories, you know, it's the insinuation and the wink

to the audience. Like, maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. I don't care. Just stop talking about it and stop asking her about it. I'll bet that's going to be a big thing all weekend. Like, did they or didn't they? I don't care.

There's this girl I used to know out here who was like, you know, she was not very attractive I'm going to say this, right? I have to, I feel like it's part of the story. She's not that attractive. And every time you saw her, she was always talking about a bartender who was like totally into her. She's like, oh my God,

I was just at Drago downtown. Matt, yeah, he's like one of the chief like bartender. He's totally into me. And I'm like, okay, unprofessional. And she would always say this. And I'm not saying that a guy wouldn't be into her. Okay, unprofessional. Just pour my drink.

But she was always saying that. And by the way, I'm not saying, I'm not implying that Heather is unattractive. I'm saying that like, this, I was like, we know you're just, you're, you're, you're, you're telling this, we know this isn't true. And you keep on telling these stories, like, like, you don't have to do this. And now I feel back, now I feel like I've made it sound like I'm saying that, I feel like I'm calling Heather, like, out of Captain Jason's league. And I'm not doing that at all. I'm just saying it's like, sometimes you can tell, you can tell when someone's just sort of like whipping up a story. And it's like, not.

Like, we know you're not telling the truth, and we don't even really care either way. So why are you doing this to yourself? Yeah, like, obviously, it's not looks. I mean, Heather's a good-looking woman. I mean, she's on a TV show being a good-looking woman. I mean, it's not, that's not even part of it. Yeah, and she looks amazing. But her personality is a girl who's always trying to fit in.

She's always, you know, trying to be with the popular, the cool kids, you know. Big dogs. Here I am at the cool kids' table. You know, she's always trying to tell some story that includes her in that. And it's just so cringy. It's always been part of her personality. But, oh, and even if you did bang Captain Jason, who does that? Captain Jason's fucked like 30 people on Bravo.

Everybody knows he's a man whore. You know, like, so I wouldn't doubt it in that way. But the thing is, like, even if you are fucking, who does that? Just like, be quiet. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know, I'm like, have some cooth. Yeah.

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And everyone does the same thing. Yeah, which, of course, I yelled at the TV. You just brought up someone's husband having an affair from a TikTok, you fucking ding-dong. And then Heather called her out on it. She's like, yeah, but you just called someone out for their husband having an affair. It's not really the same thing, you know. So we see a shot of Meredith and Lisa in their bedroom last night talking. And Meredith is like, oh, yeah, she.

is disgusting Really? Trilly, really disgusting. For whatever reason, Lisa is like She's somehow like reversed. Lisa Barlow is

She is Like somehow She's somehow like Turned around on the bed like her feet are up by the pillow or Edda's death. I was like, what happened to Lisa Barlow? And why are your dirty feet on your pillow right now? Sir Meredith is like, I mean,

Britney, I mean, she thinks it's really cute and funny, and she thinks she's a Disney princess, and you know what? She has the brain aptitude of one. That's right, Princess Jasmine, don't at me. I think you're dumb. And same goes for you, Bell.

Yeah, I was kind of offended, too. I was like, excuse me, Bell did nothing but read books. The Little Mermaid may not have been the brightest, but she had a nice voice, you know. Sleeping Beauty took a lot of naps. I mean, she must have had a Kindle. She slept all the way through high school,

so I'm sorry. She's just not the brightest. She does not have brain cells. Let me tell you something about Cinderella. If she had brain cells, you have gotten out of that fireplace many years before, my rest my keys. Smart people, don't wear glass shoes.

So she goes, well, who was the person in Wizard of Oz who was, they were just like, if someone was missing their brain, that's who it is. I'm like, you can't call people stupid when you don't know who the Tin Man is. You know, someone at NBCU is getting fired. Like, you failed your wicked marketing integration with Salt Lake City. She doesn't even know the Tin Man. I know someone over there is like, excuse me, this is wicked week on Bravo. I'm surprised that when she said, who is the one missing their brain

that they didn't just plug in Cynthia Revo going, it's me. There should have been more wicked stuff woven into this. Somehow like a defying gravity or a just defying gravity, just different duets throughout the episode. Well, the person missing their brain,

that was the 10 months. Yeah, I know him. He's been to be. He's been in the tequila lounge. Yeah, that's why I couldn't go on like the opening trap because I was like, oh, 10-9. Well, okay, well, she could be a Latin woman. Anyone?

All right. Well, you know, and Whitney, she doesn't even bring this to me. She doesn't shut it down. She doesn't have a problem in it. She's not my friend. Suddenly, Meredith is very concerned about people not shutting things down, which is hilarious. So back up at yoga, Brittany is like,

you know, I say something that I think is nice with good intentions. And it's this big freak out pile on. I mean, I think everyone knows it's like the classic hallmark greeting card, which is happy birthday. TikTok says your husband's cheating on you. Like, I don't get it. Your husband was something, fucking somebody in an Uber. What do you want for me?

It was just trying to be nice. Something freak out pile on. I think you need to be prepared for a mountain of shit when you tell, tell a woman in the sisterhood at dinner that her husband is cheating based on a TikTok. And Whitney's like, you're ruining my zin. So the downstairs, Bronwyn knocks on Meredith's door and she's holding the unicorn, which I believe is the unicorn just called uni. They really are not very crazy. They're calling it uni.

But I just want to point out that poor Brittany, like she cannot get any respect, even by the crew on this boat. Because they're all doing yoga and she's the only one without a match. She's like doing it straight on the. Captain Jason has to bring it over. And she still has like her markings on from, I think, her zombie make. up last night. So she just like looks crazy. Her weaves a mess. I mean, she just looks poor thing. She really, she is more scarecrow than tin man. She just looks. She's like all of them. She's like the entire cast of supporting characters. She's the lion. She's the scarecrow. She's the

tin man. She's maybe even a poppy. I mean, she may be a brick from the road. You know, she's the one that was crushed under her house. She's all of them. She's a munchkin. She's the cow and the tornado blonde by. She's the whole gang. So Brahman's like, Meredith, I come bearing gifts. I've got you need unicorn. Oh, that's a gift I can do without Bronwyn. I hate to be like ungrateful and gracious for us.

But you may not realize it, but I'm having a fight right now. And I'm talking it out with Lisa. Oh, well, no, this is, it's actually more of like a sacrifice. Oh, a sacrifice. Oh, in my case, come on in, Entree Lou. Oh, tell me more. I love a sacrifice. And so she's like, well, first of all, are you okay?

Are you okay, Meredith? Are you okay? Let's nod together. I'm like, oh, God, here we go, with two bobbleheads in one room, one scene. This is going to be a lot of different nodding because Ronwins is like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And Meredith's is like, so, are you okay, Meredith? And Meredith, this is like, well, what am I worried about someone with a brain, the size of a pea? No.

Not really. Not really. No, like, come on, come on, yeah. P size brain. And by that, I mean, a vegetable P, not an actual letter P. We're still working on our letters with my toddler. So we only talk about things that get mashed up and put in his mouth. So Bronwyn says, well, I have, you know, I've told her so many times,

Meredith, don't start stuff. And she says, Meredith overreacted again. And another example of her going zero to hundred. And I was like, well, you put yourself in that position. Or rather, you vented to me and then I put you in that position. And you came to her with this. This was you. Well, no, when I see a woman who's filled with hate,

especially if she's got a little metal funnel on her head, 10 woman, hashtag, coming after me over and over again, I'm going to respond. And she can take her own hate and shove it up her. You know what? You know what I'm saying about her what? She can shove that up her P, which is not the letter P or the vegetable P. You decide what B, I mean.

Now, Bronwyn's saying, yeah, I've told her don't start stuff, you know. She's like, you were the one who started all of this, Bronwyn on purpose. You started to fight with Meredith and Brittany on purpose. And now she's like, I'm just trying to help Brittany. The people on this show are so fucking full of shit And it cracks me up Each and every one of them

Is so fucking funny with this Like, I'm just trying to help her Look at me, sweet old Bronwyn Telling her stop starting stuff You started it So Broadwin is like Okay, well, do you want to shove something Somewhere? Because I've got the unicorn

And I'm what do you have in mind, my darling? Well, I don't know, Meredith, this is so weird Is this our first conversation We've ever had together? perhaps. Well, I feel like this is a bad idea, but I don't know. Well, do you, you think that uni floats? Did you say I want to swim? It's like, no one will ever love you like me. Love Jared, cousin of Donnie Osmond. She keeps pressing the button.

Ron's like, oh my God, this is so evil. Should we do it? Let's throw uni. Let's get rid of uni. Let's do it. And so they decide that they're going to put on wax. lackey outfits, inflatable outfits, and go throw the unicorn overboard. I think this is very mean. I don't like it. I mean, I know it's housewives and, you know, they do shady stuff, but this is like someone's property. And this, you know, you're talking about Brittany, she's got the mental aptitude of a 13-year-old.

And you can't just take a 13-year-old's toys and throw them overboard. That's not cool. You can't death personal property. It's littering. It's also littering. Yeah. Like, you know, Ariel, talk about, hello, Disney princess. Ariel is right there and like you're throwing shit into her house and that's just not nice. I mean, she would love it. She literally would love it. She'd be like, oh my God, it's a what's Emma called? But don't do that. It's not nice. She's like brushing her hair with it. If you do,

This would be Jared Osmond's cousin of Donnie. This would ruin the little mermaid because then she would be pining for Jared Osmond. Ariel would be his perfect wife. Just says nothing and looks pretty. Ariel, yeah, she can't speak. It's like his perfect one, his perfect one. But also, if you're going to be a mean girl, don't do it. in an inflatable costume.

Like, you already had your inflatable costume moment. And poor Angie, you destroyed her finger. There's one point in the episode where Angie's talking and we see her bandage. There's like blood spots. It's like it's still bleeding. It's like orange and it's like discolored. I was like, this lady needs to go to a hospital. That finger is like disintegrating.

It's infested. Let's not do these costumes. Yeah, like, let's not do it. So Meredith is like, well, I guess I can't throw pretty overboard. But I can throw you in it. So, me, he, ha, ha, ha, goodbye, you know. Yeah, so there, so, Meredith and Bromlin, they are getting dressed as, like, a pink shark and a lobster.

And Meredith is, like, putting on her inflatable costume. And then, like, sort of midway through, she's like, what am I? What am I supposed to? This isn't couture. Wow, this is the craziest thing I've ever worn. Now, someone finding my bejeweled mask. Thank you.

Yeah, so they go out and they throw it overboard. Okay, they get rid of it. And we see Jared's voice. We hear Jared's voice in the water like, Good night, baby. You are loved. So now it's breakfast, and you know, because Daisy's on her radio going like,

All right, it's breakfast, they're all right. It's breakfast. I need everybody up here for breakfast. Have the croissants risen because I got to serve them. So everyone gets to keep the table. And when he's like, everyone is quiet. Is everyone tired? And then everyone's still quiet.

Okay. Meredith, how's your toe? Well, I'm sore. I think I'm going to have to see a doctor when I get back. Thanks for asking. Surprise you're able to string together two syllables with your pea-sized brain. But I'm a survivor. I'm not going to give up.

I'm a survivor. Keep on surviving. All right. And I'm strong. I can deal with a lot of hatred being thrown at me, so I can deal with it. Trevor Projects, love you, mean it, call me. Can't bring me down. Who's Trevor? Is he single? By the way, I have a hard time with hatred, actually. I have a hard time. Well, you're filled with it, Britney. Well, who says I'm filled with hatred? Well, no, we're not going to go there with me, Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, I don't know which one of you guys is talking to me, but I've decided that right. now I'm at Whitney, so I'm just going to rotate my chair and pay, pay Britney, no mind. Now, this is hilarious. You're filled with hatred.

That's like an Ecclare complaining about being filled with cream. No, Ecclare hates cream. Well, people don't realize about the tin man is that, yes, he doesn't have a brain, but he's filled with hatred. He's the most hateful character in the entire Wizard of Oz. What were you going to say about Whitney? Oh, I was just going to say I love... Sorry. Please, I think chocolate clairs always get the right of way.

Like, that's like always stop everything to talk about chocolate eclares. Somewhere in the middle of this, Meredith kind of like rotates away from Brittany. Of course, she's sitting right next to Brittany. I don't know if the producers are like assigning the seats, but they keep on sticking the two of them right next to each other the entire trip. So now Meredith is like turned away and she has her kind of back towards Brittany. And it is so funny. At this point, it's like very funny to me because this is before we get to the darkness of the flight. But like the way that she's just icing up Brittany, it is very mean.

But it's also so Meredith Marsh, like, I'm not going to gnaug me. It's like, twang that's behind me. I was just cracking up. And Brittany is just trying to say stuff. And she's like, I can't even get through to her. This is like the entire scene as Meredith is talking. Britney's just sort of like in the background doing running commentary. I was like,

Brittany's trying to have a scene too, but Meredith will not give it to her. She's just giving her back. I mean, look, I'm sorry. Yeah, it is mean, but what do you think is going to happen when you do that?

I mean, this is a show. Everybody knows you bring up someone's husband as fucking somebody else, which I think it's happened to 90% of this cast by now. You're allowed to get mad and turn your back on someone. So so far in the episode, I'm with you. I'm like, yay. Ha, ha, ha.

Well, and also because Brittany, is, one of the Brittany's problems is that she's trying to frame it like she was doing a good deed. She's like, she's trying to do what Heather did to Lisa. She's like, no, I was a really nice thing. I brought it up. So that way she could talk about it. No, no, no. Right. So, yeah, she turns her back

to her and Brittany's like, well, I mean, who would even say that I'm filled with hatred? That's just ridiculous. And so Meredith is like, we're not going there. We're not going there. Okay, Whitney, Brittany, Brittany, Whitney. So she turns to Whitney. She turns on Whitney. She's like, my problem is with Whitney with me,

it's not surprising. This little pea brain behind me, I barely know. But however, what? Okay, can I say I literally, can I just say like one thing that I literally saw? Can I just say like one thing right here right now? No, she doesn't even know how to stop talking. I'm just going to stop talking. I'm a peed brain hater.

I love peas. But what are you mad about that I talked about it? Wait, are you mad that I talked about it? And then we see a flashback to one day earlier, where Whitney sees the TikTok with Britney. And Meredith is like, well, the problem is we spent the last few days as a group of green. And you were the one who really led the campaign, Whitney. I mean, is this a headline or is this some little troll on the internet that's like, Like, no one has ever seen.

Why do the lines keep changing? Don't throw Whitney under the bus. Don't do that. That's not nice. Don't throw her under the bus. No, shut up. I don't even hear anybody behind me. I'm not talking to you.

It's just don't throw her under the bus. That's all I'm saying. Just, okay, just be mad at me. That's fine. Just be mad of me. You don't know, it's fine. I'm just going to sit here like a princess. But wait, you don't have to say anything, Brittany.

I've got this. This is easy for me to clear up with her. Yeah, well, she doesn't even exist. My point is, you co-signed it, and you didn't tell me, and that is not what a friend does. She did not co-sign it. I'm sorry it looks that way. I told Brittany you have three choices.

First, paper, second, plastic, third, bring a box from home, and then you can carry it whatever. Wait, oh, about this? Okay. Wait, you have three choices. UPS drop-off center, Whole Foods, where you'll have to bring your own box and label, or pickup, which costs $6.99. Oh, wait, no. Three choices. Grande, tall, venti.

I guess there's Trenti's that's four choices. Can we start over? But you either didn't say it, you didn't acknowledge it, or you didn't. Don't acknowledge it, but either you tell Meredith or I tell Meredith. She goes, oh, so that way you were trying to do the best thing. You were trying to do the right thing to the best of your capacity. Okay, trying to play a friend to both giving her a chance to come clean on her own because she's a gossip on my back. She's like, I know where this is going.

I'm just going to speed this up for you, Whitney. Yeah, yeah, because I wanted to give her. her the chance to do the right thing, just like Spoke Lee. You know, the TikTok was nothing, but Meredith's reaction is making it a huge thing now. She's pouring fire on the gasoline. No, she's pouring gasoline on the deck. No, gasoline. You get it.

And so, Brittany's like, well, but it's the devil's standard that anybody can say all kinds of stuff about people's husbands, and I say one thing that's meant to be in kind. Well, first of all, no one said anything about you or your, I mean, they say things that Britney's, your boyfriend's a loser, but only because you tell them, like you break up with him every week. They're trying to support you. That's them being kind. But nobody's come out with any gossip about Brittany, and there's plenty. No one's come out at her about her kid or anything like that, in a mean way, at least. Oh, well, here comes the liar.

Bravo. That's actually a pun. You're welcome, everyone. So then Daisy, because in the middle of this, Alicia, like, serves some dishes, and she goes back downstairs. She tells Daisy, they're literally so, they're honestly so noisy.

They're the loudest people I've ever met in my life. I would hate to be hung over around them. Yeah, so back at the table, Brittany's like, this is ridiculous. You guys, this is Meredith. Ha, ha, ha, blah, blah. And she's, like, kind of imitating her and bumping into Meredith.

And she goes, if you. Don't touch me. Meanwhile, Meredith has flicked her hair over her shoulder into Britney's face like five times. And how Brittany does it like wants me. If you don't, don't you dare touch me. Do not touch me. So now they're pointing at each other. And she's like, you touched me.

You did this to me. You're flipping hair at me. And so they're pointing at each other. And Brom was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's trying to stop her. And so Whitney offers to switch seats with Meredith, which is nice. which would have been nice if this were extended later on in the episode on an airplane. Yeah, I have done my exact same thought, by the way.

Like, why did no one switch seats with Brittany? Yeah, they're like, we feel so bad for her. So we left her, you know? It's like, what the hell? So Whitney offers to switch seats. So Meredith is like, well, I think that would be a white idea because I don't need to be near people who are filled with hate. They disgust me. You're filled with hate.

You can go from zero to a hundred in point two seconds. Yes, I can. I can't. And I don't like people who are filled with hate. Everybody at this table knows that. So Brittany is like, yeah, but like, and you, yeah, and you only someone who's filled with hate can do that, can go, can get really angry so quickly. And at this point, Bronwyn, who just throughout this girl's unicorn into the ocean is now

like gathering Brittany in a comforting way, like, no, no, stop, stop. She's trying to be like comforting, like a buddy. She's like, I'm trying to help you. Take a deep breath because it's going to get worse for you later in the episode. So this is nothing. Just take a deep breath. Yeah, Bramwin is pulling Heather here, acting like she's just being nice to Brittany this whole time. She's like, look, I'm just trying to help you, even though I started this whole fight for you yesterday and got Meredith on you.

But she's acting like Brittany's the one doing too much. Brittany is not the one doing too much. Meredith is the one doing too much. Why is Meredith allowed to yell and scream and call people stupid? But then you say anything back to it. And it's like, no, no, no, no. you're just going to make her more upset. Commercials.

Here comes one right now. So, Brown one's like, I'm trying to tell her to start with an apology. Well, I am done with her and you guys want to support her. Then I'll be done with you too. And Heather goes, are you fucking kidding me? In this sisterhood, you would say that? Yeah, well, I'm not. No, I'm not.

Yes. You can't just say, yeah, no, I'm not. because those are contradictory words, Heather, Meredith. I can't even say my name properly. This is absurd. This is not fourth grade. This is not a dodgeball team. This is a sisterhood of people who are surviving Mormonism.

And for Meredith to be okay and to move on from Lisa digging up dirt about her family. She can apply the same spirit of resolution to her conflict with Brittany. Or alternatively, she can get mad at Lisa like the rest of us can because we're doing the hard work in the trenches right now. Okay, Heather. So this is not a dodgeball team. she's mad because she's saying if you're going to be friends with her i'm not going to be friends with you well first of all he does this all the time she does it with people she's doing it with monica currently which i'm sure monica could be like you know with that she could be like she stalked us she blah blah

you know what she goes off on but she was also like that with us like you better not nominate her for a thing or whatever so you're kind of a hypocrite and then for her to say meredith is okay that lisa dug up dirt about her family what dirt we that was never proved that was never proved This is another Heather. That was never proven that she said she dug dirt up on Meredith. Where do we have proof? And what is the dirt then if there's dirt? So I don't like that being thrown in there into evidence because that's totally unproven.

And it's just another case of Heather saying something over and over until people believe it. So then Angie's like, well, I'm not I'm not supporting what she did, but I need to remind everyone. And Meredith's like, well, because we spent two days saying we're not doing that. didn't we just said we're not going to go on tiki-talkie and bring up things of people sometimes and then she's doing it so you're all fine with that then you're all fine no i just meant to say we need to remind someone to find a doctor for me i think i have developed gangrene in my finger as we call it gangrees of course we don't support her showing us a tic-talk you know and she's dying of gangrenees no one's cares. I just wanted to acknowledge that you said gangrenees because that was actually hysterical. Manj's like, well, we

can't support gout dick. And Meredith's like, well, break the cycle. And you know what? This one, this one leads a bad example. And please stop singing K-pop demon hunters on TikTok. It's extremely disturbing to my ears. Have you seen that?

Brittany being like, Who do-de-d-d-because we're golden? And in the sunlight Oh, we are golden You're like Mormon tabernacle choir To go up, up, up to the yacht, Yacht, Yacht, looking for you. So Heather is

Save it to Saigon. I don't want to hear your K-pop Demon Hunter's crap. Keep it to yourself. Heather, I disagree. I would love, I love let's rehearsing her semi like full opera semi show tune so we're just going to throw Britney overboard

I am I will gladly do that well I'm a good swimmer so throw me overboard it's hot in here Brahmin's like Mary can you say something as like a mother or a woman of God here can you fix this please she's like mm-mm mm-mm

they're not going to listen to God they're not going to listen to anyone if God came down and smacked them in their face. They wouldn't even snap out of it. They're so busy trying to get their point across. It's a disaster. It's just a disaster. Mm-mm.

No. No. Okay. Well, while you guys take a break in fighting, I'm going to go change and get packed so we can get off the boat. And Whitney's like, I love my friends. So they all go change. And Brittany is looking around her room packing. And she's like, where's my unicorn?

Where is it? I know. This is, I feel just bad for Britney's daughter. because I feel like Britney just seemed to show more emotion about trying to find her unicorn and then finding her daughter. So Angie is like, she's telling the deck, she's like, I'm going to miss your head, your legs. Remember when I clutched onto them and puked all over them.

That was hilarious. And then Bromwin is like, the best part about leaving this vacation is the knowledge of knowing I won't be traveling with these women because I changed my original flight and didn't fly with them. And I had to rebook everything, including my flight's home. So I picked one where I'd be solo. So it's almost like I knew. I'd be sick of them at this point in time.

But you know what the irony is? I wonder if she had stayed on her flight if she would have been seated next to Brittany and could have saved her since apparently no one else was willing to do that. Yeah. And also, if you cancel one flight, you don't cancel both flights.

I don't understand why she would have had to rebook her flight. Is that something that happened? I don't know. May it may be the round trip. I don't know. Sometimes things are weird. It's like, you know, if you have a layover, like if you cancel the first leg

or if you miss the first leg, You lose both legs, even if you can take another flight to catch up with a second leg. You know, guys. I don't know. It sounded like an excuse to me, but I was like, I would do it too, you know? Yeah, I actually chuckled. I don't know why I chuckled. But when she said that, I chuckled like, ha, ha, ha, that's so true.

I was like, speak the truth, sister. And I drank some more red wine. Some more red wine. Were you really sitting there drinking red wine? No, I just, I'm like, I felt like I felt like I was in Cougartown watching the TV, being like, oh, that's so true. I love that. But first coffee, am I right? So now everybody's, it's the goodbye section of below deck.

Everyone's saying bye. Meredith gives Jason her hat. And so basically you think, Sam, whatever, they leave the tip. So then Heather gives her speech. And she's like, guys, this has been so amazing. Being around so many people on our journey of sisterhood. They're like, oh, God, the boat's pulling away. Because we're

Sex And she's like And you know what I do want to apologize On behalf of my friends So there, Christina Applegate Are you happy? Are you happy?

She apologized. Can we all move on? Christina Applegate is at home Like, I told those bitches. She's also having a Coopertown moment. She's also drinking her red wine. Yeah.

So. Now, Brittany is like, oh, my God, I can't believe it. Oh, Britney, Daisy's like, oh, I forgot something. Everybody, stop, stop. Don't get onto your boss. I've got something inside for you. So she runs inside and she comes back out holding the unicorn. And Brittany's like, wait a minute.

I thought that was gone. I thought it was lost. Wait a minute. Why is this wet? And she's like, well, it was in the water. We found it in the water. I was sort of hoping that days would be like, I forgot something. Hold on.

And she just comes out wheeling out Gary, like Hannibal Lecter in a straight jacket. I've been in Bravo jail, but I'm back. Fla, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Father beans. Farther beans. But Brittany looks genuinely crestfallen. I actually, I'm not going to lie. The unicorn was so stupid.

But when she gets in, she realizes it's wet and that they threw it in the water, there was something about like her the way her face dropped like her face drops a lot on the show but the way i dropped this time was like a weird i felt like i saw her as a child and i i don't know like my heart kind of broke for her in this moment i was like yes this was all kind of like you know it was a little produced like okay everyone like have brittany bring a unicorn on the bow and then you guys throw it out like later but there was something where i feel like she just she realized she was the butt of like a big joke and i don't know i felt bad for her I mean, I wouldn't say my heart broke for her, but yeah, I felt, I mean, I feel kind of bad for Brittany, but, you know, she starts it too.

She starts it, but she just starts these wrong fights with these people. And, you know, if you're going to go against, I have to compare it to kind of Angie, because, you know, Angie was in the same position. When she came on, nobody, nobody gave her any mind. They all made fun of her. They all treated her like a big joke. Meredith especially wouldn't speak to her. She was doing the same thing she was doing to Brittany now, where she was turning her back on her. And, you know, she was just treating her like shit and mingirling her really hard. And, and of course, what? I thought you were going to say how Jen Shaw literally threw her shoes in the water off of the boat as well. She did that as well.

Yeah, I mostly edit Jen out of my memory as much as I can because she always made me crazy. But, yeah, but Meredith was really particularly me to Angie. But then Angie, didn't Angie start some stuff with Meredith about Meredith? this has been cheating. I don't even remember what the... I mean, Angie came in hot on Meredith, but by the way, I felt bad for Angie when it happened to Angie

on that episode too. I felt even worse when Jen Shaw like, you know, spilled a glass, not poured a glass of champagne on Angie's head just to humiliate her because she needed to fill some dead air. And now that we all know

and love Angie Kay, it's actually even more horrifying because we know like, we know who Angie Kay is. It's horrifying. It's horrifying. It's horrifying. I don't know horrible horrifying I listen I love me Meredith

marith some Meredith marks one of my I do too house house of all time I know you're not saying that and I think that Brittany is one of the biggest dingbats of all time but regardless of those feelings I just felt really bad I thought the unicorn was so stupid well I guess my point is like she was doing this too she was doing this all we've seen Meredith do this before right so we've seen her do it to Angie and Angie's way of dealing with it

kind of made her a star of the show. Angie was like, no, fuck you. And she would come up right behind her and still yell right behind her. And then try and get in her face again and then call her a trampoline with eyes. And then, like, she was not taking it. And she really stood up and she was really strong and made, that made her season. You know, I mean, that made her a housewife that all of this bullying was terrible that Meredith did. But then it also, it also turned Angie into like a bona fide housewife, right?

So I'm only comparing that Because how Brittany is dealing with it It's just not gonna It's not gonna work You know, she's really got to stand up to Meredith Now Brittany did start it Just like I think Angie started it But if you're gonna start it

And you're gonna go up against the big dogs You have to Yeah I'm not gonna feel bad for you You know what I mean It's a sport So I'm not gonna sit here on the sidelines And cry for you

This is a sport You were the one who started this play And if you can't finish the play Get the fuck off the fields You started it I agree. I think that Brittany is very inapt as a house as a fight starter because she sort of starts them and she doesn't really know how like she's not ready to go to war. She kind of like she cast the first stone, but then she's really bad at like holding her own. And that's sort of been kind of her charm and everything.

But you really see here like she just doesn't she's she's just she doesn't have what it takes to really get in the mix. And that's why she is, basically, I think, a friend of. And I think her role as a friend of is good. Like, that's her lane. But like you said, Angie, you know, like, you know, attack dog comes out. Not calling women dogs. I'm just using the metaphor of like, you know, or mama bear. Mama bear is a better word, better phrase for it.

But, but Brittany just sort of crumbles. But like it's because, and it's like, it's her inability to actually do what Angie was able to do or other people have been able to do, which actually makes me my heartbreak for her a little bit. She's just like, she's so limited. And I feel bad for her because of that. She's limited. But yeah, you know, it's not, and I'm not talking even at the plane yet because we're not even there yet. But at this point, I'm just like, Brittany, girl, if you can't, you know, I think throwing the unicorn overboard was too much.

And I do think Meredith is taking this all, and always does. Take it way too far. But don't start it. Don't start it with the big people. If you can't take it, Brittany, you know, don't do it. So anyway, so they go off the boat and Brittany is now upset because someone threw the unicorn over. So she's like, you guys, who threw this over? Who would do this?

And Bronwyn was just kind of slinking back, you know? Yeah, Brom wouldn't realize. Yeah, she realizes that, oh, this is not landing well. She's like, it was a joke for you weren't part of the joke, but it was a joke for us. And like, and Marilwell, I was with Bronwyn. She's like, you were with Bronwyn? Yeah, uni, you want to. to swim and, you know, you got Tanner and makeup on Orem and you little dip in the ocean,

that's it. I'm doubling down on the joke, okay? It's called yes, anding myself. Yeah, I was supposed to just be a joke that made you laugh. I mean, you didn't know about it, and you never saw the unicorn. You never found it, so you couldn't laugh at it, but it was still a joke. We thought you'd laugh at it. I think it's hilarious.

I just think it's really cruel, she tells us, I just think it's really cruel for someone to try to ruin my gift. I mean, Jared went to great lengths and made a person. message and then this point i was like okay brittany you know you had my sympathy but like this is where she always loses me because she just always feeds us some line of bullshit right afterwards like she did not go to great lengths you go of course there's part of me this just heartless i mean that's the biggest part of me let's face it but the heartless part of me me was um just watching this thinking well you know that unicorn knows how your kid feels so fuck off you know because there's

part of me that's like not going to be okay with brittany because of that shit with her kid Like, I'm just not okay with it. I'm not going to feel bad. And I'm so sorry for your unicorn, but now you know how your fucking kid feels. And there. So there. Kind of.

Yeah. So, Marlon. She's like, but he likes steamers. The uni likes steamers. How could you do this to uni? You remember liking steamers, don't you? I can never sleep without you without you again, my darling. This is Jared, loved.

Cousin of Donnie. Your steamer is loved. I am a soldier of love. Do, do, do, do. Dude, dude, dude. That's about it. That song is a banger. I feel like there's young people in this world.

I feel like probably millennials, but especially Gen Z, who don't know that Donny Osmond in 1988 or 89 released a true banger of a song called Soldier of Love. And if you don't know it, you should look it up and make it a thing on TikTok because it is a great song. It is really great. It holds up to this day.

Yeah. Yeah. Donnie Osmond, I mean, listen, Donnie Osmond's a fucking hero. And anybody who doesn't believe it needs to think about this. It was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ogre and peach and ruby and violet and russet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mow and green and oh, darn it. Oh my God, did I forget the colors of the amazing technicolor dream coat? No.

Go, go go, go, go, Ronnie, you know what they say. Go, go, go, go, Ronnie, you'll make it someday. You and your lyrics be reunited at once. This is just a moment you'll get it again. It was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet. Oh my God. Green and yellow. No, it was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and gold and russet and gray.

Oh, my God. What about the Benjamin song? I'm not even a gay person anymore. Do I like vaginas now? I'm right. But we're going to Vegas, so you can experiment. That's also the musical that has a song. There are not a lot of songs about Ben's.

There's a Michael Jackson song. So I appreciate having the pedigree of Michael Jackson, but it's a song about a rat. But we do have a song in Joseph that's about a Ben and I appreciate that. That's like my one song that I have. Oh no.

Yeah. Not he. How's it go? He goes, oh no. It's a Calypso song. Not he. Benjamin. Nana, nah, na, na, nah. They're like trying.

It's like all the brothers are being like, no, Benjamin's good. Don't get mad at Benjamin. He didn't do this. Oh, I didn't know that's what that song was about. I don't remember. But now I'm going to put it on my playlist. I'm going to jam to it.

Yeah, jam to it. I saw the Michael Damien version on Broadway, so I didn't quite have a Donnie Osmond, but I do feel like I got a pretty big icon. Anyway, so ominous music. I'm like everything we're singing. Well, it was Bronwyn's idea. So Brittany's upset and walks away.

So now it's ominous music. And we start getting the true crime date. line music like it was a town a town that everybody loved the most peaceful town in america the sweetest couple you ever saw everyone knew they were meant to be together the minute they saw them at the dancing high school and then like 30 minutes later he was beating her the whole time and then murdered it's like okay you're misleading you're a misleading me dateline person spread the screen faded to black and then all of a sudden I saw green and pink

and I heard Meredith Marks singing No good deed goes on punish Lincoln for good in theaters and 10 days Um Toddler for good Happening right now It is kind of funny how they tied this online Because Brittany's whole thing was like

I only brought that up because I was doing Wicked for good Dool-Doo-Doo! She was And that unicorn defied gravity. I mean, just a lot's going on. So much. So much. No one mourns the stuffed animal in the ocean.

And also, she couldn't be, you know, Britney is having trouble with being popular. So you want to be popular. It's actually kind of all fitting into the musical. She is essentially Elfah. Oh, wow. And she's fingers turning green. Literally. This episode is actually really on track.

Yes, wicked. Yeah. Yes. So we get a classic, classic housewives trope, which is cameras are down and everyone has to say what happened. I thought this one was riveting personally. Sometimes these aren't so good. Sometimes it's like, so we got into the production bands and she was drunk and she passed out. and we got back to the hotel and we had to put her in her room

and that was it. You're like, oh, really? That's all. But this one was like, okay, before we even got on the plane, Meredith was completely out of her mind at the airport. I'm just imagining Meredith going into a Hudson news and knocking over a display of magazines. I'll tell you, you want to say print media is dead, now it's dead. She's stomped on it, Entertainment Weekly. Why do I still have to care about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt?

That's me in a Hudson News. I'm like, why are you still on the covers? Why? Is there nothing to eat here beyond a brioche d'ore or an old bomb pan? Come on, nervous. We're not even in need this. Well, we were all uncomfortable. She was yelling and screaming and crying because Brittany talked about her marriage

and she was making a scene at the airport and I don't even know that she was aware of that. Okay. Well, sounds like Meredith so far. Mm-hmm. And Britney says, well, I was the last one on the plane in our group. And where's my seat? Literally right in front of Lisa and Meredith. So then we hear it for departure.

And then like a wind chime in the back. The sound effects were hilarious. It's like a wind chime. And like a. They need to play the video of Yolanda. They need to have the video of Yolanda coming out as a flight attendant singing that song. Remember when she did that video? The classic song, Does Jiggy is dead?

Um, my dream theme. So then we see, um, the screen goes black. And then we see, we're seeing text messages and Meredith texts Heather. I am livid. And Heather goes, what happened now? Hashtag sisterhood. So I slipped off into sleep and I was, because that's what sisterhoods do. We go to sleep when there's clearly a problem going on in the sisterhood.

And I was awoken by Meredith raging and making a scene. And she was just unhinged. I'm like, in retrospect, why? did like really why did you at this point not intervene if you are so much like the steward of this sisterhood why did you not mollify this my first question when she said this line was where are the stewardesses you can't just have a fit they'll take they'll tase you they'll throw you off the plane i mean i have ticot too i see these are my favorite scenes on ticot well i love fights in like waffle houses or things like that like public public restaurant

It's where everybody just brawls. I love those. And I also love Karen's on the plane who get kicked off of the plane. So I was like, wait, she was raging. Because also you have to remember, this is Heather speaking. And Heather is always trying to make everything bigger than it is and blah, blah, blah. And I don't leave it unless I see proof. So I slipped off into sleep.

Okay, so you were asleep. That's the first thing in evidence. But I was awoken by Meredith raging. Okay. So Mary says, Meredith started reliving what Brittany said, started getting upset, started going off, and she dwelled on it and dwelled on it, and she could not come back from it. I believe that, 100%.

So then we see text from Whitney that say, Meredith is behind her taunting her. She's fucking unhinged. I believe this, too. She was calling Brittany names. She was talking loud about Brittany so that the entire first class could hear. I believe that. I do have a hearing problem.

Are you going to make fun of my ears? Yes. Well, that is true, though. So if she's talking loud, have a hearing aid, et cetera. So you could say that. But here's my thing. She's already been doing this the entire episode.

So we already know Meredith is doing this. So I'm like, so basically it's a continuation of what she's been doing. It's hard because this is a cast of unreliable narrators across the board. So Brittany is, she says, I mean, someone grabbed my seat and shook it. Like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And wine, splash and hair pulled. And I'm just like, I'm taking information because Brittany is one to embellish. I would not be surprised

and this I'm just saying from a perspective like I'm not saying this is necessarily my perspective I would not be surprised if Meredith gets up and holds on the chair and some of her hand like catches Brittany's hair she's like you pulled my hair I also would not be surprised if Meredith does shake the chair and grabs some of the hair

like I don't really know what to believe honestly and I'm just like listening to all these stories and I'm like this is crazy it's crazy I can believe that Meredith stood up to go to the bathroom and you know when you grab onto the chair in front you which you don't really have to do in first class you literally never have to do it really anywhere i'm going to say anywhere you don't have to do it if and this is not just to make excuses for meredith or whatever i don't need to make

excuses for meredith i think she's acted like an asshole this whole episode as i've said over and over but the way the other ladies are telling it is so over the top that i believe if meredith was literally screaming and yelling and pulling someone's hair she would have been kicked off the plane or at least told to stop it. Someone would have done something. I don't believe, I think if she got up behind her and grabbed her seat, she probably did do that a little bit, you know? She probably was like, oh, let me give this bitch a little jostle for sure.

I'm with you on this in the sense that, like, it's shocking to me that there was no intervention, but I don't know, is it different with business class? Is it different because they're celebrities and maybe the flight attendants are like, but we do hear stories of celebrities getting into trouble on airplanes. I think Alec Baldwin, shocker, got to. into a trouble on an airplane at one point. Like, this does happen. So it is surprising.

But at the same time, I also, as unreliable as these women are as narrators, there's too many, too many stories that add up. And the women seem genuinely rattled by it in a way that makes me say, but like, there must be a truth that's in between here somewhere. Like something not cool definitely happened on this plate. I think Meredith has been, I think Meredith went on that plane and acted.

exactly like she was acting on the boat, which is turning her back to her, talking about her like she's not there, but being, you know, saying like, this woman's an idiot and this woman's a this and this woman's in that. Oh, she's got proof, man. I think she was doing it. We just saw her do it on the boat. So to me, it's the same behavior she had on the boat that she has on the plane, but now they're acting like, oh my God, how could she act like that?

What are you talking about? And Heather just chased someone down on the boat, screaming and yelling, trashed off of her face, screaming at them, you did this, you did this. admit it. And to a sobbing person who's like, I didn't do it. What do you? Stop trying to make me admit something I didn't do. And Heather's chasing her off all the boat all over the boat while she's screaming, calling her a bitch and all this stuff. But now Heather's like, someone acted like that? I'm like, have you seen yourself on TV? You acted like that for two days straight. What are you talking about? So that's what gets me mad. It's like the hypocrisy of it.

But yeah, I do think Meredith was probably a huge asshole to her. But my questions are, why, if she was being so bad, A, why didn't anybody say anything to her on the plane? B, why didn't anybody? Because Heather said on Watch What Happens that it was all production in first class. How did nobody record this? Because the first thing your ass is going to do is start recording someone acting crazy. And especially Brittany, because we already know that she's a recorder and she's always saying, oh, ha ha, you know me, the filmmaker or whatever. So she would have recorded it or someone in production would have recorded it. I would think they probably did record it and they were like, you know what?

Well, they just said, you know what? It's probably better if we just like make the listeners try to imagine what it was rather than show it. Because it probably wasn't quite as exciting on camera, but it definitely is not innocent either. And like, you know what? Let's leave it to the imagination. And now we're all here in a tizzy of like what really happened.

You're smart like that. And maybe they'll pull it out at reunion and be like, Oh, unseen for them. It'd be like, it'll be a four-part reunion, but honestly, one part is just going to be dedicated to the Bronwyn and Whitney conversation coming up. Wow, so you guys like extra dick? Okay, one extra episode of reunion.

So Whitney is like, They wanted my phone. They wanted to know if I had TikTok on my phone. They wanted to see Britney's phone. They wanted everyone's phones to see the TikTok. She's acting like as an authoritarian government board of the plane and was like gathering people's phones for a number. inspection. And Lisa's like,

Brutner was like right in front of me. And I grabbed the armrest and I said, Breitner, just give her the fucking TikTok. That's it. And then I sat back. Why does that feel like it's a, it's a, you're sort of breezing over some of the finer details of that confrontation.

Yeah, because you know Lisa was like, oh yeah, you have the TikTok and show it, stupid. Show it, you fucking liar. Yeah, do it. Yeah, you got it. Show it. shaking the seats. I mean, look, I can imagine that those two were being monsters. I think that Lisa is actually pretty shitty in this situation

because my first thought in this was, Brittany was the only person to really stand up aggressively for Lisa at the beginning of the season when they were all talking about our cases. And the fact that Lisa was not able to defuse this, and the fact that she wasn't able to say to Meredith, you know what, let's deal with this when we'd land. Like, it's okay. I love you both.

Like, let's just table this. And like, she wasn't able to. to do that and she claims that she was trying to and maybe now she can have some better perspective of what it's like for people to deal with her when she starts losing her mind but of course she won't but I think it was I think that I think it sounds like Lisa failed Brittany here yeah but at the same time you know when you're best friends

with somebody it's like now you're in the position like are you going to stand up for me this woman just said that my husband was cheating in an Uber so who she brought that on camera so who are you going to stand up for So, I don't know. I mean. Well, you just say, I am standing up for you, but like, let's not have this fight on an airplane. Okay, this is not the time of the place. Let's just relax.

Well, I think Meredith was also extremely fucked up because Meredith has said before that she takes drugs to go on international flights, right? Whenever they say, do you ever take drugs? She says only when I'm on international flights. So you know that she is on something. She's drinking because we know it's also an evidence that wine was spilled on Brittany when the chair was shaking. So we know she's drinking and probably on some kind of benz-o or whatever. I thought that might have been Brittany's wine. Oh, she doesn't drink.

Well, she sort of drinks. No, she drinks. But, yeah, she orders wine in the next scene. But, yeah. Yeah, I think that Meredith was probably really fucked up. And that's the air that Mary is giving her. Like, girl, like, I don't think you remember. And she's saying, like, I think you're so fucked up at this point that you're not remembering what's happening.

And that's the problem. And so I think that's kind of what they're calling out with Meredith, without going all they don't want her to go derinda on her on their asses so they're not saying you're an alcoholic or you've got a drug problem or anything but i think that that's what they're saying right a hundred percent is what they're saying and we see some text messages from the flight and Whitney is texting heather and she's saying like they've been taunting brittany the entire flight and hether's like they are being very mad and when he goes i don't want to fly with these bitches um but again they don't do anything about it so meredith tells us well what happened

is very simple i've antedalisa now brittany and i never engaged with Britney. Let me be very clear. I never spoke to Britney. I never touched Britney. There was nothing. She was, I just started bawling. Actually, I just couldn't take it anymore. I've never been treated like that in my life, well, except for Jared, but he's allowed. Sir Meredith is like, as we were landing and Lisa woke up, I talked to her for about her for, I don't know, probably 10 more minutes, 10 minutes, maybe 15, maybe 4 hours. It's hard to say, pretty much 10 minutes. And just like, when we landed, I turned around and Brittany just melted into a puddle of tears

and then I looked at my finger which had just melted into a puddle of green goo. Well, I wasn't screaming. Oh, but it was horrible. I felt so humiliated. Well, it wasn't physical. And then we hear voiceover echoes, a wind chime, a horn honk, a siren in the background. And Whitney's like, Meredith is completely unhinged. And Mary says, yeah, it was constant.

And Heather's saying it was an awful scene. annihilating way too far So yeah I think that Meredith and Lisa were probably being jerks I don't know if it was to the point of screaming and yelling and pulling someone's hair and stuff

and I just don't know because it's Whitney and Heather for the most part and Mary was sleeping most of the time with headphones and so was Heather So yeah Well Meredith goes

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