Watch What Crappens - #3079 RHOP S10E07: Ain’t No T’Challa Back, Girl!

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

Monique Samuels makes her big return to The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Jassi finally gets married!  Both events are brief and maybe not as exciting as we had hoped? But fun times nonetheless. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Are you alive? Hello, buddy. Good. Doing good. Glad to be back. Potomac, yes. Put it in my veins.

Potomac. Yeah, put it in our veins. I don't know if I'm back. I think this may just be an AI simulation of the Ben Mandelker experience. Because as far as I can tell, I don't even know. I am a combination of dead and elated from BravoCon. My first bravo con, we had such a fun time. We really just have to say first and four.

Thank you to everyone who came out to our panel on Sunday afternoon. It was the last one of the con. So we really appreciate you staying to the bitter end. And obviously, thank you to everyone at NBC and Bravo for setting that up for us. They, you know, they showed us so nicely. And also, I also want to thank, you know, our friends at Beer Park and Jennings, who hooked us up with an awesome party on Saturday night. And to everyone who showed up to that, that was amazing.

it was so it was so big and full of love and and that's really how all the weekend was so thank you thank you to everyone who showed up to that the panel to the party and to anything else we really really really everyone who just stopped us to say hello i know this sounds like an oscar speech but this is well congratulations congratulations on winning you deserve it you've worked real hard buddy uh everybody yeah seriously thank you if you want to hear uh what we did and what what it was like we did a crappy hour episode last night about it so go check it out should be out now all right let's get into some real housewives of potomac season 10 episode 10 uh episode 7 guess who's back

yes who's back that's right at long last it's monique samuels her big triumphant return we saw monique samuels sitting by a bar over the weekend she's so pretty so pretty uh that's all i have to say but we didn't actually talk to her though so that's as far as that goes That's the end of the story. Cool story. Yeah, she's rolling. That's going on the autobiography. Yeah.

She is a rolling. Chapter 7. I saw Monique in a bar. Chapter 8. Then we saw Stacey. I didn't talk to her. She was pretty, too. But we didn't get to talk to her because she was across the way.

So, Kiana is getting a salmon sperm facial, which is nice. You know, people are really, really into these salmon sperm facials. Yeah. Does all sperm work like that? Why is it only salmon sperm? What's wrong with, I know. What's wrong with, I mean, human sperm, obviously, doesn't work like that. But I don't know.

Have we just not tried other kinds of sperm? Like, I'm worried about all the other animals out there who are just being jerked off by random people getting crow's feet because they want better skin. Can we just leave the animals alone? Stop assaulting the animals so you cannot have gross feet. Okay? Let the salmon come on his own. Are you, like, down there showing salmon sperm to people just trying them to get jerk off material to get your crows feet gone? Let's leave the salmon alone.

Well, maybe the salmon sperm is just more accessible because we're already doing so many things with salmon. We're already cooking it, smoking it, getting salmon row. I mean, if we're already in there getting salmon row, maybe there's some sperm that's around, that's nearby. So since we're already like up in salmon's business, they're like, we've got all the sperm left over. It's a byproduct of this process. Why don't we turn it into some, you know, it's easier than harvesting, you know, starfish sperm, for instance, because people are already, there's no. starfish industry that's already popping right i don't know that that would be great for your skin anyway you're like why is my skin turning so hard it's like the alligator disease i think it's been

probably good for the salmon like only fans community because there's just you know they've got to keep salmon turned on all the fucking time now you know yeah yeah yeah and like do sammo watch tuna like what gets them off do they like watch tuna tie up they're probably like urns to bears they're Like, it's some fucked up, like, masochistic thing. It's like, I know they want to eat us, but at the same time, I'm so sexually attracted. So anyway, we opened this with Kierna getting spoogeed on by some salmon. So God knows what she was even talking about. And so then we go over to Angel, and she is talking about how she got a full article in 5,280 home.

What was that home? Of our Colorado home. And she wants to. to do it again. Yeah, she basically, their house got featured in the magazine. And I'm surprised she did not use this opportunity to explain why she was sad about it. But she was actually happy for once. And they revamped it.

So she basically is like, I want to do what we do with that house in Colorado. Let's do it with this house in Potomac. Let's get this house into architectural digest or whatever. And Bobby's like, okay, sure, fine. And then we go to Tia, and Tia's like, okay, it goes. Let's call Nana before she falls asleep, okay. Oh, we're calling Nana, you're tindi. Okay, hello, hello, mother.

How are you? What are you doing? Looks like you're having a cocktail by the poolside. Oh, mother. That's how royal it is. So she reminds us that she's part of the royal family in Nigeria. And years ago, there was a social magazine, and I was featured in it, to a salmon. And I think there was a picture and I had a cigarette and that's how my mom found

out I was smoking. I was just going through things and she told me that wasn't a nice salmon and then it turns out he's paying, and he's getting paid lots of money to sperm all over people's faces. So take that mother. I love when she was saying this, she goes, you know, because I was going, my parents were divorced. I was going through trauma. And she put her like, hand on her forehead to be like, isn't it so stupid when children have trauma? She's like, you know, I was being dramatic with trauma. I'm smoking cigarettes, doing the stupid things that children do. So she's sending her daughter a present, and the granddaughter's like, where's my present?

Mom always talks shit about you. And they just all laugh. Because, you know, at a certain point, you just realize talking shit about your mother is like, what you're supposed to do. It's your right. It's your right. Yeah, it's a right. You're right and your privilege. So, yeah, there's this gift coming, and the daughter is upset.

She's like, I want to surprise. I want a surprise. And she's like, you know what? Grandma, Nana, Mom literally talks crap about you all the time. And he's like, oh, what? I don't do. No, no, no. I don't talk crap about you.

Silence. Silence you. Be quiet. Ooh. So, disruptive. So then we go over to Ashley and Monique. And we get to see Monique's new home. And they do it in like those glamorous shots.

But listen, we've watched this show. I miss the old home. Where's the old home? I mean, I think if any divorce is traumatizing to a child, this divorce is traumatizing to me. Like, where's Monex home? Get me Monex's old home. Why is no one affected by how this is hurting me? What about where?

Didn't she have like a giant fish tank in her kitchen? Wasn't that like one of the things from the old home? Yeah. Yeah. I miss that. So, bold, you know, like putting, putting fish in an area where you're going to kill them. It's like, hey, just watch us slaughter all your family members, you know? It was mean and it was glamorous.

That is actually hilarious. It was mean and it was glamorous. Things can't be glamorous without being a little mean, let's be honest. Not on Bravo, baby. Yeah. So they try to make us believe that they are still fast friends, but they're obviously not because they have no idea what's happened since the last episode they shot together. So they're catching up and telling us how friendly they are.

And now, Monique has a new. new puppy named Mino and she's also got a new bird okay because things didn't work out great with Tachalla unfortunately poor Tichala when he called it a freak accident but i don't think leaving a ceiling fan on when you have a bird is a freak accident i think that's that happened bad parenting yeah i think that's what what happened yeah chala flew into the ceiling fan i think i feel like i'm just going to say i i could be wrong and i'm sure bird owners could correct me, but it seems like having a ceiling fan at all in a bird household is not wise. It's just, it's just like not the, it's just not the smartest combination of objects and

pets, you know? Yeah. I don't think that's what I'm going to aspire for. Yeah. In planning. Yeah, it's like, it's like having kids and then being like, wow, look, it's a, it's a swimming pool. But don't go it, it's acid, you know? They're going to want to see what's in there. You know, like a bird's going to want to land on the ceiling fan and judge everybody from above. It's only natural. Yeah. I think that's what happened. I remember her losing

the bird and then searching for the bird and putting all over Instagram, like, looking for the bird. Anybody's seen the bird? And then I think she found the bird, right? Right. And then I think she was like, oh, yeah, let's cuddle. It's hot in here. And it's, you know, you saw how it ended. So anyway, Monique was

a very friendly bird. We will, Always remember the way Tachala went up to Wendy. Like, that clip, by the way, is still so funny. It is, I remember that's one of the funniest clips that ever happened on Bravo. And I remember when it happened, I watched it like 10 times back. And it gets funnier, the more you watch it. And when they showed it again, I just, like, I like crack up every single time. Tachala just wants to go, go over and love on something.

And unfortunately, that included a ceiling fan. So RIP Tichala. Plus that bird. So Ashley is telling us. I met Monique nine years ago, and it was love at first sight because we're very similar, you know, in our marriages and how we approach life? And I thought, how similar were you? I mean, I guess you were married to rich guys who could be in, you know, fantasy films. Like, she was, Ashley was married to Gallum and Monique was married to, like, you know, the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk.

But, yeah. Otherwise, I couldn't find many similarities. I don't see many similarities between Michael Darby and Chris Samuels. Like, I really, I mean, it really is. There's, actually, I would say that there's almost no similarities whatsoever, except that they both were wealthy. Well, they were both searching for boys who had stolen their things. Like, Golm was searching for his ring and the giant was searching for his golden goose. Or his beans or, yeah, something or another.

And I feel like the giant and Gollum probably both got divorced at some point, too. So everybody has something in common today. I'm pretty sure Gallum got divorced. I'm pretty sure at some point his wife was like, you know, you used to be a hobbit, but somehow you've turned into this strange creature ever since you got that ring. He's like, I'm precious.

I know you're not calling me, you're precious. That's really offensive. So they insist that they're like besties, and they've known each other for like nine years, okay? And Monique agrees. She's like, yeah, I just love her. And our friendship has just continued to grow. we've gone through very similar circumstances.

And I like that Monique still says similar. Simular. Like it's all fake. It's all being simulated. Also, why did they not give Monique a background? They put her up against this like kind of off white screen. It was like she was coming. It was like someone was being operated on and they were having a vision of Monique.

I was wondering that too. Like, was it, did they change it for the aired version and not the screener? or something where they just didn't have her house yet yet it was on the aired version it was just nothing there maybe it was an error maybe they just forgot but it was full on blank and it wasn't like a cool blank you know on ultimate girl's trip which is coming back in road trip form on ultimate girl's trip they would have they would be also against a blank color but it was like a color would be like a blue or an orange or something but here is just like just blank just a blank beige um so monique still loves Ashley, and she updates us on her life.

She's like, oh, so much has happened. You know, I've gotten 300 pounds lighter because Chris is gone. And was Chris 300 pounds? Because I'm jealous that that was his weight because I would have guessed larger, right? Like he was so big. I would have guessed larger because he was tall and he was big. But he's also, you know, there's like muscle under there. So like I was like, I actually thought 300 was a little low.

yeah because i almost got to 400 and i was jealous of this but maybe it's like in their divorce decree that um she has to like lie about his weight still or something but i love that like a footbug i would care you know it's like oh please continue to let people believe that i'm 300 pounds you know it's like people who always stay the age 28 through their whole lives yeah so as she's like well i'm just liking everything wow it looks great like look at this i mean jakes was born soon after i met you and like milani i mean so she was so little when we first met see i remember your daughter's name so that means i'm a really good friend yeah so we meet the new bird and um what's the new bird's name yeah we do hold on the new bird's name um we did but i don't remember what the new bird's name

is actually to be honest but we do see that tachalla to chala actually was a young bird Tochalla was only two years old And Monique is actually very emotional about it Monique is like Tochalla that was my heart Like I don't want to talk about that Like I get so emotional like Thatchalla was another kid to me

And like of course it's a pet You know pets We're you know we're all attached to our pets And it's tragic when they die Especially when they die young But I feel like it's There's something about birds Like I've never been a burnt owner

So I don't it's like I feel like I see that bond Between people and their dogs Or people in their cats and their cats, but like I feel like I've never really, I just, for some reason, I never thought that to be that, like, that same strong emotional connection, but of course there would be, it's a pet, but she was really, like, she was really distraught still after all these years. Yeah, and she's saying that the bird knows a lot of words. She's like, she knows so many words. She calls me mom. I mean, she's shy right now. Okay, go ahead and talk new bird. And the bird's

like, meow, she goes, that was high. The bird was saying hi to you. She's like, meh. Time to do your taxes. The bird says you need to get your taxes in. the bird loves all her faults on peacock loves it's her favorite show why making up stuff that bird is not talking that's like when my mom would tell people look at ronnie he's a model and i was like this pudgy kid with like one leg shorter than the other hunched over i was not a model why are you telling people that or she would tell people my son is so brilliant he can play any song he hears by ear he doesn't even need Suzuki training ronnie play something i couldn't like she would lie. And I feel like that's what Monique is doing. You know, and you're just setting your

child up for a life of pain by giving them too much confidence and things they can't do. I agree. Stop it, mom. Stop it. Yeah, this is very much like Dana Pam saying that her child can speak Thai and he was like 18 months old. It's like, I'm not sure about that. Okay. This bird was just going, I'm like, there was not a discernible word in there. So, um, Ash is like, okay that's cool um so uh so then now she's asking like what's going on with the men's any men's in the equation just going to butter you up a little bit before we drop the bomb later on that chris samuels might be dating stacey and monica's like no no no i'm just like she's saying that she's more focused on herself and she's like and you know what really sent me on that whole

awakening path the fight and uh ashley and the understatement of the year says well there was an incident that happened a few years ago. I'm like an incident, this like took over your show and took over pop culture and became the thing that people raged about on the internet in 2021 for like months and months and months. Like I'm still like, it's like the only fight on Bravo where I'm like, I don't want to look. I don't want to look anymore. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Yeah, that was a rough patch.

Because weren't we all stuck at home during that time too? We're all stuck at home. It became very political. And it was like, it wasn't like, you know, Normally when there's a fight on Bravo, it's like, oh, my God, there's a fight. Oh, my God, but this one was like, people were very, very serious about it. And I'm not saying they shouldn't have been. But this one did not, people were not approaching it with the same sort of levity that we do other fights on Bravo.

Because there was also much more intense. And it was more intense. I mean, there was a variety of factors. I'm not saying it was wrong. But as a result, you know, I like my fights to be funny and frothy. Sort of like the, you know, like the other Candace, you know, the Kierna, Candid. this what's her face big bird fight you know some things like that so seeing it again you're like ah ah serious stuff yeah and monique has been trained by reality tv you know she's like yeah

it was so hard um but it was childhood trauma and i didn't realize it so now that i realize it's childhood trauma i'm better so who's the friend circle what's the friend's circle like this these days and she's like yeah well giselle's gotten really close to me you know we started a fashion And she's like, why would you do a fashion line with Giselle? Have you not seen this show? Hello. She's like, wow, things really went to shit after I left. I mean, what were you thinking?

Fashion line with Giselle. What is wrong with you? Why would you ever do that? You know? And then we see like footage of Giselle. My favorite thing is when they troll Giselle's looks. I don't even think that the look that they showed of Giselle was like the worst thing that she's worn. But it's still funny every time they do it.

So she hasn't talked to Giselle, obviously. She hasn't talked to or seen Wendy, and it's been five years, which is crazy to think. And Monique's like, yeah, you know, I did talk to Karen before, you know, while she was in the midst of the trial. And I was sending her love and prayers and stuff, but yeah, I knew she was probably going to jail. And now she's like, yeah. And then we have this new girl, Stacey, and some of the things of what she says and what she does, they just don't align. And now she's like, yeah, I don't want to muddy the waters between Monique and Stacey when they haven't even met each other yet. So we're going to wait about three minutes and have Keirna do it.

And it's like on stakes to be like, hey, girl, just to let you know, I went on dates or whatever with your ex-husband. Just not my business. And again, I'm like, Stacey doesn't know Monique. She's not obligated to make a report, like a girl code report. Like, I just thought, like, it's crazy how they're trying to stir this up into something that it's not. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial Picture this, you're standing on the beach when you notice something strange.

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Because that's not going to be $100,000. You're going to need to cook up some more insurance scams. Okay, that's a lot. And also, some people were saying this is why Wendy was actually relatively chill about the staying on her carpet on Wiferswap because she knew she was getting rid of it anyway. It's like, we're going to renovate this shit anyway. So Wendy is like, they go into the garage to look at some stuff.

Eddie is wearing a t-shirt that says, what does it, bring out Eddie? Because at the reunion last year, if you remember when there was this whole thing where T.J. called Eddie. And Eddie texted Wendy to say, oh, my God, DJ said the crazy stuff. They're like, well, bring out Eddie. Let's talk to Eddie. Like, bring out Eddie. Bring out Eddie. So now he's wearing a t-shirt as if this is a phrase that, like, ever penetrated pop culture, which it did not.

And I just feel like it's like the decline of Eddie is so sad. I feel like when we first met him, he's like a professional. he's a lawyer or professional and he still is um but like that's where it seemed like his focus is and then the past like two or three seasons he's just constantly wearing these embarrassing t-shirts and swag and like i know you got to i know you got to make your money and it's i i just feel like i i just had high hopes for him that he just would be like whatever i'm just going to do my lawyering stuff and now just wearing these stupid t-shirts on tv i'm like eddie yeah trying to make his own taglines happen like no one says bring out eddie okay i didn't even know

what the shirt meant when I saw it. I didn't know until you explained it right now. I didn't know either. I just assumed it was some other happy Eddie merch, but then they showed the clip, bring out Eddie, bring out Eddie. And I was like, oh, God, you got to be kidding me. Come on, Eddie O'SFO. Come on. That's pretty sad, actually. So they're talking about this. And then they talk about the trip. And she's like, yeah, they celebrated my birthday. And speaking of my birthday, did you know what really bothered me? My dad didn't call me on my birthday. And Um, she doesn't like that because there was a family message thread. And the dad was like, hey, everybody, it's like Wendy's birthday.

And he sends out a message. He's like, hey, everybody, don't forget, it's your cousin's, it's your other cousin's birthday in five days. It's the five day countdown to your other cousin's birthday. And she's like, but they didn't say, he didn't say, when, was Wendy happy birthday. What the fuck? Yeah, which is pretty fucked up, I have to say. And yeah, so it's, it's, she's like very upset about this.

this. And she's saying, you know, it's crazy that my mom has done such a good job of raising us in love. And then sometimes I forget that my father wasn't part of my life. And she's just, you know, doing all this stuff. And then her mom, her mom calls right at that moment. And she's like, oh my God, mom, what's going on? And Susan's like, I want to ask you a quick question. And she's like, well, can I hold, can I call you back later? I'm having an emotional scene when I'm talking about my dad. And it's going to make me like really like look cool for America. And like, no, no, I have to ask you a question. So, um, Do we find out what the question was? No, but she's so pushy. I like that Wendy's like, Mom, I'm going to have to call you back. Why did you have to answer the phone? Just don't answer the phone. Just press, ignore, and then call her back. But she answers it.

She's like, I can't talk right now. But I have a question. No, but I'll call you right back. No, tell Eddie to wait. Mom, I'll call you back. No. That's why you don't answer the phone when your mother's calling. If you don't have time, just don't answer the, but you know her mom has like access to indoor cameras or something.

She's like, I see you. I see. A crow shows up at the window. It's like, I see you. So then Stacey is having a meeting over her new products. She's, Stacey's whole character. She's just such a troll, and I love this. So she's like, oh, this is the first time I'm seeing my packaging.

I'm so exciting. It's the first time I'm touching Shio. Wow, Shio. And so she's with this guy named Andreas, and he's like, I think that's about 95 days as we first talked to. And here we are. How crazy is that? How fast did this come to fruition? Talk about drama.

Talk about Shio. Yeah, it's crazy that something would come to fruition so quickly when you're just slapping your name on an existing product. Isn't that nuts? Yeah, pretty much. Like, what did it take you guys, a long time to learn Photoshop? 90 days is a long time to print out a simple label. So she's like, I'm so excited.

This is Shio. And, you know, we took a DNA test to my family, and we have a significant amount of heritage that comes from Nigeria. So I thought, what better way to pay tribute to pay tribute to stealing Wendy's product than stealing Wendy's product and naming it happy in Nigerian? So Andreas, you have to admit that's pretty good. No, it's hilarious that she didn't steal Happy Eddie by naming her product, just happy. Right.

And so then Andreas is like, well, it's pronounced Chayor, and it's a common Nigerian term that embodies the act of coming together and connecting with friends and your family and your community and stealing their ideas and making them your own. Yeah. So she asked how, the producers ask her how Wendy is going to feel about this. And she's like, well, the name of my brand isn't happy Stacey. I'm not trying to infringe on their brand. It has nothing to do with Wendy or Eddie. Just being happy. I just took the happy part.

So then back in the garage, Wendy is like, so you got your happy Eddie lighters and they're just looking through swag and everything. And there's also some happy Eddie lip gloss. Like, wow, I wonder why they're in debt. So Eddie is like saying how it all works and everything. And Wendy's saying, you know, Stacey, I love her down. But Stacey is starting a cannabis line.

Like, what's up with that? And he's like, oh, so we bring Eddie out and then Stacey goes ahead and starts a cannabis line. Is that the deal? And she's like, yeah, I think it's your fault. But at the end of the day, you got nothing for nothing. And there's room for more than one, just one thing. And, you know, you just need to strain to conceptualize, I guess. You just need to strain to conceptualize.

You just need a strain to conceptualize. And so. Oh, that makes much more sense. I was like And so he's like Well, what should we name it? What should we name our new one? He's like, copycat?

Ooh, that's hilarious. So then we go to Ashley talking to Stacy. They're talking on the phone. And Stacy's like, oh, are you? Ashley's getting ready to go to Jazzy's wedding. And Stacy has decided she's going to go to. So Stacy's like, yeah, I can only be there two hours because I've got to come up, come back and turn up for pride, right?

We're all in the same boat. I'm glad we're going to support her. You know about my cannabis line, right? So one of the gummies is Shio and Yoruba, that means happy. Oh, wait, hold on. You're feeling, you're freezing up a bit. Say it again. Yeah.

And Ashley's like, wow, the elevator really doesn't go all the way to the top with this woman. Like, what the hell? Now you're doing a copycat. I just want to go back to one thing really quickly. I thought it was crazy that they're going to go to this wedding. In fact, what we find out is that they're actually flying all the way to Dallas to go to a wedding for two hours just the way they can come back and go to a gay pride party, not even be like in the, not even be in the parade. They're just going to a party at gay pride. If I were jassy, like, if this were a real world, if it was not a reality TV, I'd be like, what the fuck?

Like, you're going to leave my party. My wedding early so you can go to a party in, like, D.C. Is that what you're doing? Now, I know, because it's a reality show, she's like, oh, God, thank God, you're giving me two hours. Like, my wedding, like, just barely is going to make it onto the TV show. But I just think that's the craziest thing that you're going to only go to a wedding for two hours and ditch it for some lame Ashley Darby party. Well, I'm guessing they're getting appearance fees for. going to whatever party this one hundred percent it was probably already on the schedule i understand

that what like it was probably all set up they've got a built in they're going to do a storyline yada yada yada and then decide to do this and like i get realistically why it's happening but like if you're trying to just you know accept the narrative of this tv show on face value and you're trying not to look into you know all the behind the scene stuff it's a crazy thing to do it's crazy so angels like Well, well, they start talking about, wait, where are we? Oh, no, we go to Angel's house. Okay, so we go to Angel's house now. So Angel is with her sister, and they're eating ice cream at a place called Ice Queens.

What is that? And why don't we have it? I'm going to go. Well, here's the thing. Okay. I enjoy some shaved ice, but I just don't understand why in a world full of Froyo and, and ice cream why we need shaved ice. Like I get it, but like I'm always going to go for ice cream and froyo over shaved ice.

Like I've had shaved ice and it's delicious. It's really tasty. But if I'm going for a cold treat in the summer day, guess what? It's going to be ice cream. That's always going to be ice cream. It always was. It always will be. Yeah, because it's not like shaved ice is that much healthier.

I think people think it's healthier, but then it's got all that juice in it that's not healthier. So you may as well just eat the ice cream. You know what I mean? If you're going to just have ice, then that's okay, you know? That's what you do when you're, like, eating disordered and, like, counting calories and stuff. Not that calories is eating, but you know what I mean. Like, I've done that before.

We're all just to eat ice. And I'm like, this is just as good as ice cream. And it's not, you know, you try to trick yourself. But these two have no excuse. I mean, support the ice cream. I didn't even realize it was shaved ice. I thought it was ice cream. I'm actually, it's liking Angel even more now.

Yeah, I mean, like, look, Italian eyes, shaved ice. what was it like the Taiwanese style like shaved ice they're all super delicious i'm not taking away that they're not good but when you say why don't we have an ice queen i'm like because we have ice cream and that's why and i'm like so like i will have shaved ice but if you give me an option i'm always going to go towards ice cream and i just needed to let that out i needed to state my truth and um you know people can agree or disagree but but now they know we know we're worst and so she's hanging out with her sister and she's talking about the ladies and she's like you know i was invited on this trip and long story short my ass is sitting down at dinner and the

first thing out of jazelle's mouth is so angel i see you on the blogs and the pictures don't look like you and then wendy's like me and said she's calling you a catfish oh yeah asshole lips and giving giving those forced whittaker eyes i was humiliated it's like wow you just called wendy forced Whitaker eyes that was a lot worse than calling you a catfish not only was a lot worse but like you are the you are now like prolonging this issue i'm sorry angel your face looked different this was not a case of some face tune and some filters this was not airbrushing it was looked like a whole different face and you got called out for it and you still can't not only are you not copying to it you could have just been like yeah i know i was like just trying to make myself like you know it looked

a little different, but like, whatever I went with it, because the face that's there was cute, and I liked it. Like, there's a way to, like, laugh it off. But the fact that she is, like, leading into this victim mentality to borrow a Ronnie Karam sentiment is ridiculous. I mean, I'm sorry, you, your face is not the same face. It's not. And so, Giselle is shady you.

And Giselle does it, too. So that's fine. But the fact that you can't, the fact that it's hurting you this much, some light shade is hurting you this much, you're not meant for here, okay? So learn how to shape that ice because you need a different job. And also, like this big talk that you're having now,

like, oh, her asshole lips and Farras Whitaker eyes, whatever, you know, you talk a big game behind all their backs. Like, this is what you should have been saying. This is what you should have clapped back with right away. But, you know, she's not. And I just feel like it's so prolonged. And on top of that, honestly, Jaze went and sat down with you the very next day,

saw you were crying and she was like I'm really, really sorry. Like she actually said that and you still continue to bring it up and then you act like things are good and you laugh and you kiki and like you're you're all partying and everything and then the next day you say well I'm not sure I was still very upset and it's like

girl you're a loving you're loving this misery space right now. That's all I can imagine. That's the only way I can explain it. She's like I was humiliated. I was stunned in the silence and her sister's like oh really Giselle, Giselle,

soft focuses on her neck, okay? Because I've seen her at many events over the years, and let me tell you something, I've seen her neck. And it's not the same neck

that's on Instagram. I'm like, wow, so you're going for the neck now. Much better. You two are much better, right? So Angel's like, well, yeah, Miss Wendy,

miss permanent filter. Is that supposed to be a dis? If somebody called me a permanent filter, I'd be like, yes, I made it. But like, we see a picture of Giselle, and for,

sure she is all airbrushed up and we see wendy and she's definitely got the filters but filters and airbrushing is different than just like a whole new face like joselle was shading you because you went too far you obviously adjusted things too far and like it's okay we've all done it like i've seen people and you know they they're they made their necks look like two feet tall i'm like why is you giraffe yourself you know and like you know because you stare at the picture for so long that it become normalized and then you say oh well maybe i'll make another adjustment And it just gets crazy by the end. And I think if you can't laugh at your own vanity in that moment and that you went too far, then you've lost the thread.

Yeah, look, Giselle was being a dick in that situation. I was Team Angel in the beginning of the situation. It's just like, you're on Housewives. This is nothing. Get over it. Let's move on. Okay. So Ingrid's like, well, they gave you a gift because now you know what you're dealing with.

And they wouldn't have come so hard if they didn't think you were some imagined hierarchy. And, you know, listen, you're the only one that lives off of River Road. As far as I can tell. And then we see a map where everybody lives. And Angel has the best, you know, the closest to the river. Potomac, which is a huge thing on the show. Because everyone else lives in the Verbs. Yeah, it's a huge thing.

I wish they had to explain why River Road mattered. But I just have to assume it was important. It's like good real estate. And so then Ingrid is like, is there a certain good doctor in the cow country? And then Angel goes, and we're not talking ranches. No, we're not talking ranches. I'm like, okay. You guys, honestly, I think this entire conversation is way worse than anything that happened that night talking about catfishing.

Yeah, they're coming off grocer, I think, now, which is quite a feat because they were in the right in the beginning. Angel was in the right in the beginning. But now you're like, really with that neck? Oh, yeah, and her forest Whitaker eyes and they're poor. It's like, geez. this started as light shade over a filter damn um so then angel's like well i felt misjudged but i'm going to give it a chance to get to know these individual relations oh god because i'm on tv you know like i angel constantly promising what is this episode seven episode eight constantly promising

that they're going to get to know me and i'll get to know them girl We're approaching the mid-season trailer. I think it just dropped on social media today. Like, you got to, it's time to start getting to know people. So now we go to Tia and she's talking about, Oh, I missed Lexi's birthday party because of this trip to Nevis. But somewhere in between that, Lexi has a party and I'm hearing hodgepodge stories of what happened.

And so she's trying to get out of her family what happened. So she's like, so how to come? go, Sienna. She's like, um, I mean, it was just stressful. And the husband, Rob is like, well, okay, well, someone got cut off the list. And then he got upset about it. So, he posted the address on TikTok. She's like, oh, you see this? I've made it to tiki talkie. Ooh, so he says a bazillion people showed up. And Sienna's like, like random people, we didn't know. We're like showing up. And I was like, it's getting out of hand. I called the police. Oh, I'm sorry. He's like, I called the police five times. Because I was, I was going to shut it

down real quick. Oh, oh, and where were you, Rob, when this was happening, where I was getting out of hand. He was here. She's like, oh, so you didn't call the police, your daughter called the police. What is happening? Rob's like, yeah, because, you know, she was doing such a good job. I let her call the police. I was like, what is, what's going on with this party in the first place? Was this one of those things where Rob was like, if you're going to drink, I'd rather you drink under my supervision than behind my back or something like that. Like, that's kind of the inference that I, that's what I'm assuming is, is, what I'm reading behind between the lines here. There's all these kids showing up from a TikTok invite.

That's hilarious. If the kids are showing up and then people are throwing up on floors as we soon find out. I'm like, maybe that's why Rob didn't want to call the police because there's a lot of quality. Yeah, forgetting it's alcohol or whatever. Like, what's really going on here? Yeah. And Lexi's like, and then, you know,

then someone was standing on the car and I told them to get down. Rob's like, no, he was standing on the car. Who's car? Their car. You weren't even there. Shut up. She's like, well, you weren't there very much. It doesn't sound like.

Where were my babies in all of this? We were the good children. Who were the responsible children who actually still have upside of their lives? One of them was like, someone threw up next to my bed. Oh, no, did they really? Alexis, someone threw up. And she's like, I don't know. I was downstairs.

And I said, it was red. It was red. Gosh. This is why I'm not having kids. So then we go over to Giselle, and she's with Grace, and she's talking about the dad. So this situation is crazy. So her dad passed away, and Giselle is accusing the wife of taking the will, throwing it in the trash can, and then making a new will, and now she's trying to get all the money. And Giselle's like, yeah, my dad could not sign that will because he was, like, he mentally was not able to sign that well.

So we've been in court this whole time trying to get money off of this witch. Yeah. And I fully believe Joselle. I 100% believe Jousel because we saw that dad. We saw the way the dad talked to Jazeel, the way he interacted with her. There's no way he's leaving nothing to Jazelle and those daughters. No way whatsoever. This monster of a woman, she needs to be sent to shut up.

Shut up Mountain and get nothing from that will. That's, this is terrible. People are awful and this, and this happens all the time. My friend, it's happened to my friend. And that's my burger love it. It's, I'm like, uh, Anna Nicole Smith,

but for real, it does happen. And it's crazy that people would do this. I mean, people are hideous, awful monsters. I'm sad that we don't get to see this person on the show so we could shame them even deeper. Yeah. Well,

any real producer would be over there getting this lady on camera. So get over there. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Well, let's go to a more compelling couple. Kierna and Greg, everyone. So I guess they're getting ready to go to a Wu-Tang concert. So Kianna's trying to dress kind of 90s and Greg has his Wu-Tang t-shirt on and everything.

And they're like, they're hanging out in the only conference. And with a view of, yeah, he is. He's really trying to be fun, fun times Greg this season. It's hilarious. And he's like, wow, you look so beautiful. You're so amazing. I'm so glad to be with you. What a gorgeous woman.

Look at us communicating. God, we're doing, Greg. God, Tuts, I love you. And it's being very, it seems very performative. Yeah. But I love how these shows try and whip people, how they kind of whip people into shape. You know, they see themselves on TV and then they get ripped apart. And then it's like, look, here's my new personality.

love you baby I mean in some ways I mean that's good right I mean if someone's being a dick and then they see themselves on TV and they realize they're being a dick and they say oh I have to act better like if you're acting better

so that way people don't give you so much shit it does feel insincere but at the same time you're still can act better right I mean I think we like it to be more internal like you act better because it's the right thing to do but hey like whatever it takes to get that needle moving right so I'm just

saying that we're kind of like heroes, us audience members. So good job everyone. Twitter bullying is heroic, basically is what we're saying. Keep it up. Keep it up, everyone. So she goes therapy, which is bullshit because we know it was all of us.

So group hugs. She's like, you know, what did you say? The Dr. Lowenstein's of the audience. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, it gives me more security now. And he's like, Oh, yeah, we're working on things.

We're just getting so much better with all of this. And she says, well, what would you say some of the key foundations are that you will put in if you had to build this house? And he's like, oh, number one, definitely communication. God, I'm obsessed with communicating now. By the way, did I mention, did I communicate how gorgeous you look today? God, I love communication. Party. You know, our relationship is like that busy highway just outside the window there.

it's constantly flowing sometimes it gets backed up at the end of the day it gets us to where we need to be right okay yeah that was for you i've grown and it's a freeway you know it's easier to just stay on here than go down a side road that might be more difficult but less profitable um so she's like okay that's a good one communication's big you know because that sets the whole bottom floor in the house for me it's going to be support that's what i love in the house oh god when you're when you're at the point where you're making your, your analogy about your relationship into the house, you're in trouble, okay? I feel like, I feel like you have to, like, go first.

I'm electricity, you guys. That's what I am in this relationship. Yeah, I'm a light switch. I feel like also, like, I think one thing that's really important is, you know, affection. That's kind of like the recessed lighting in the pantry. That's, that's definitely an important part too, because if you can't find your food, then what are you even doing? Am I right?

Am I right? Am I right? Yeah. So, yeah, this was a whole scene of like, aren't Greg and Kearna doing well? To which I say, nobody cares. No one cares. No one cares. Okay.

This relationship is the garbage disposal. Turn it on. Okay. Yeah. So then we go to Wendy meeting Stacey at Cypriana. Yeah. I love that this place kind of like took the Chippriani's thing. But that's so appropriate for Stacey to go to like an off-brantz tripriani.

She's going to go to Sipriana. A rip-off Sipriani. It's a different restaurant. So she meets with Stacey and she goes, Wendy's like, you know what's so funny? Because when you walked in, I saw your nipples. Is it okay? Is it too much? Well, you should have won this for the whole night instead of the German attire you wore that night.

Remember, slut night? This is a ho-dress? You're saying I'm wearing a ho-dress? That's crazy. So Wendy tells us, you know, I don't think that Stacey's a bad person. person. It's just that the space I'm in right now, I enjoy things that aren't too serious and she's not serious. Okay? She's not

a serious person. And I enjoy that. She goes, okay, well, first of all, Dallas for Jassy's wedding. Okay, we're doing Dallas and we're going to go to pride. Do you think she's going to sing? Is Ashley going to sing? Please tell me she's not going to sing. Are we going to leave this wedding to go a wag wedding to watch Ashley sing.

Which, by the way, that's the other thing. This is going to be a cool wedding. It's a wag wedding. It's football players, famous people. It's going to be like, very expensive and lavish. I would say at the wedding, and you know me, I'm not necessarily a big wedding person, but I say at Jazz's wedding over this,

overgoing to Ashley's drag performance. Well, we've always been the gays who are going to choose food over pride. For sure. By way, we mean that on every level. On every level. Every level of that sentence, we mean it. I mean, I'm proud to be gay,

but I'm prouder to have a croissant in my hand. And that's just how it is. That's how I was born. I was born this way. Okay. Crescent pride. So, yeah. So they're wondering, Wendy's wondering if Ashley's going to sing and Facey goes, probably.

And Wendy goes, the gays deserve so much better. It's true. It's true. Do we though? I don't think we do because we're the ones who keep lifting these people up. You know, we're the ones who made Erica Jane think that she should be on a stage. I don't really know that we do deserve more, frankly. that's fair that's fair but look at how much erika has grown as an artist she went from 15 years ago seeing a song like my pussy's on fire to a new song that's like my pussy's on fire so i think that she's really grown tremendously

for range she's gone from half an octave to three quarters of an octave and it's it's been impressive with the same beat yeah so ashley talks about doing world pride and so what is world pride I didn't know that was the thing. Is that another kind of gay pride? It's like the, it's like the bigger gay pride. I thought that always happened in New York City, not in D.C., but maybe it moves around. It's like the big. It's the big one.

It's the biggest, the biggest of all the prides. I like it. So she is going to have a custom-made GNA float, even though nobody knows what this business is to this day. Because is it selling sportswear or is it throwing brain charities? It's like no one, literally nobody knows what this is still. Can we have some custom made GNA product first before the custom made GNA float? A custom made mission statement, a custom made business plan, something like that before we dress up a pickup truck.

Yeah, I can't even find it actually. I went to GNA to have an Instagram. Okay, let's see, Giselle and Ashley. Let me go to link in bio. GNA apparel is what it's called. okay um this domain has flown away okay now it's your turn to get online so if anybody wants to buy gna it's for sale on wicks no so bad why are you there's only seven posts the last post was from 87 weeks ago and it's ashley in a t-shirt and leggings leaning back on a tiny little hotel

chair if like if they don't even have a website is does that mean does their charity even exists then because if they're doing charitable things like aren't there certain kind of um aren't there certain things you have to do like how do we know that's not a scam i'm sorry everyone i don't have my words i'm going to blame it on bravo con i don't have my words this is almost as bad as last week on whichever recap it was where we repeatedly talked about how the tin man had no brain the Timman has no art. Oh, for fuck's sake. This is going to follow me around for the rest of our life.

First of all, that was Meredith Marx's mistake, not ours. Okay? Meredith Mark said it. We didn't correct it, but we were very busy talking about the whole other load of shit that was spewing out at us during that episode. There was so much happening. I'm so sorry, you guys. I'm so sorry, but do you need to email my mother about it?

It's like people I haven't heard from in years. Like, Ronnie, that was the lion. Like, okay, for Christ's sake. Write it on my fucking deathstone, my headstone, or whatever you call it when I die. Yeah, it's, but to be fair, that was, that's, that was a pretty obvious goof on our part. It was, but I mean, out of all the, out of all the horrible shit that comes out of my mouth, this is what's going to follow me to my grave. Is this tin man mistake? Damn it.

I feel like, it wasn't just you. It was me too. Like, I got a lot of it as well. Like, man, you should know. And I was like, I should know. I should know. But when you're talking about, the worst is what you're having a whole conversation about people with pea-sized brains.

And then we're making fun of this. And we're talking about how Disney princesses actually have more brains and Meredith's giving them credit for while we're sitting there talking about how the tin man has brain. Oh, my God. And it was funny because it was the most controversial episode of the season, right? With people like, oh, Meredith did this thing on a plane and blah, blah, blah. And all the comments are about us messing up the tin man heart thing.

Oh, my God. Okay, so let's see. GNA can refer to several different charities or related organizations, including the Gender Identity Network Alliance, the Global News Alliance, a Christian-focused media. Listen to this. Okay. Gender Identity Network Alliance supporting the LGBTQ Plus community

or the Global News Alliance, a Christian-focused media and missions organization. I love that for them. I'd love that for them, by the way. The greater national advocates, a patient advocacy network, and the National Brain Tumor Society, which uses GNA in the names of its fundraising events, like the GNA fusion events. So is that down? Okay. They made it.

They're in the Google description. Okay. So maybe they don't have a charity. It looks like it's an association with a National Brain Tumor Society. So maybe it's that they label their event. Mence GNA, but maybe they themselves don't have a charity. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, well, that's what I say.

Yeah. Good to see that whatever it is, they don't even have a website. And it's shoddy, what they're doing. But whatever. So they're talking about this whole thing, world pride, yada, yada. So Wendy is saying, so by the way, tell me about your brand. What's going on? And she's like, oh, well, I'm launching a line of gummies.

It's a small launch, but I'm very proud. It's a small launch, but it's going to change my family's life forever. Arabella will be so proud. I won't even be able to go to any single event because it's the most important thing that will ever happen to my family of all time. But it's a small event. And she's like, oh, okay, well, what's the name of your brand? Oh, well, the name of the brand is Shio.

She's like, uh, Nigerian would? It means joy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay, happiness. It means happiness. Mm-hmm. Okay, well, you know, like your husband, Eddie. Shia, Oeddy. God, that's a good name. Maybe I should use that. She's like, okay, so why that? And she goes, well, I wanted to pay homage to my recent discovery. And Wendy's like, of your Nigerian wutes. And she's like, yes. And why wouldn't I recognize my African heritage? She goes, well, there's other African countries. Why Nigeria? She's like, because I have an affinity for Nigerians. Look at you. God. Just look at you over there. I would smoke you right now if I could. Wendy looks at the camera. She does Jim Halpern. She's like, really. I have an affinity for Nigerians. Shio, the gummy for people with affinity for Nigerians. So Wendy's like, okay, all right.

This is turning left real quickly. Why is it turning left? I mean, it's too, separate ideas. And so Wendy says that Stacey is giving a single black female. She's like, you have stolen the cannabis idea, my aesthetic a little bit. I love just, you stole my aesthetic a little bit. That's my favorite claim. And now you're naming your product happy. When it happened with the candle, that was my first four in this group. And I quickly learned that people are just copycats. I mean, if Stacey goes and gets a PhD in four degrees, I'm losing my shit. Well, I'm not starting my business to compete with Happy Eddie or in any way to compete with you. I just, just want Eddie to be happy, which is why I named

a Shio. Oh, Shio equals Happy Eddie. I'm going to write that down. I'm going to write that down. So then Giselle has back from court and she's just riding along with Angel. And she basically says that it's like a successful

thing. It was supposed to be over, over, but now it's going to continue on. And the judge is going to look at it. And you know, it's it's going to move forward. So, yeah. So that's the update on that. Yeah. So then Ashley and Stacey go to Dallas with Wendy.

And Stacey's like, oh, my God, I'm so glad I made that decision to reorganize my entire launch to be there for Jazzy and be part of this moment in her life. She's acting like she just put off the new iPhone for a week. It's like, all right, everyone, we said the iPhone will be available in stores on April 30th. It's going to now be May 12th. sorry everyone i think like i think your launch your official shio launch will will survive and ashley's suspicious because she thinks stacy's only going because she and wendy decided to go so she's like i mean this is wag capital capital w a t baby no expense is spared so i'm just blessed we can be there even with this copycat and wendy's like well i would love to stay for the whole thing

but ashley's turning into a man at the stroke of midnight so we got to go So they literally, we see, I mean, it's a super fast wedding thing. We see them, they go say hi to Jassy. They do a shot together and we see like a half second of Darius up at the altar. I think they kiss and then boom, we're out. I mean, it was the fastest wedding we've ever seen on Bravo. I actually felt bad for Jassy. I think she was so excited that this was going to be her moment.

Her wedding was going to be on Bravo. It would be this big wag moment. and it just gets shoehorned in like a little montage and then we're back to DC 18 hours for another Ashley Drag King event which is even more offensive like yikes I know right so Ashley does something wacky for the friends

she got everybody like spray painted shirts that have their names their drag king names tagged on them so get ready for a wacky moment I know Ben loves these first we've got Angel who's Oliver her tits Yeah, I didn't mind, I will say this, I didn't mind this one so much because it was just like, I'm just here's, here's everyone's names. I get mad when she says, okay, Angel, Oliver, her tits, and then we have a freeze frame and then a special music and then graphics go up on the screen and then Angel gives a tagline and we spend like 30 to 45 seconds in like each one of these and you're like, oh my God, why is this still going on? one, they just put up their names. They just put their names up and kept them moving. So I was like, as long as it keeps moving, like, it's fine. We can, we can get through this. Like my explanation

of my emotions. God, don't you hate it when they just take up all this time on the show? I've had something that no one really cares about. I know. It's like literally longer than the segment. So then the next one is de grease these nuts. Okay. And I guess that's Stacy. And then, oh, no, Stacey is lick her hosen because she wore leader hosen. Degrees, he's nuts as Wendy. Okay. You know what? Here's the overall thing.

You need drag queens to help you with your drag king names because I think drag queens, drag kings are like newer to the scene and they just need more help. I'm sorry. I've seen a lot of drag kings lately it shows and you guys just need some help. Just ask for help from your sisters, the drag queens, because they come up with good names, you know? Yeah. It's like, you know, male plastic surgery.

how male plastic surgery also needs to get a little bit of help. Like female plastic surgery has done is really good. And, you know, there are women who have these facelifts. You know, if you look at like, God forbid I mention this, but Julia from Miami, you know, she got a facelift. And I don't think any of us even realized until Gertie outed it. I mean, it was, it was flawless. But then you look at, you know, some of the guys that are walking around

of like over 50 in Hollywood. And you're like, oh, my, it's like they took. it's like they took a gram cracker crust from Keebler and knocked out all the crust and put the tin on their face or something like it's just like a big circle and stretch and it's crazy

I mean look at Wayne Newton okay it's just you know the male plastic surgery needs to come up and I think the same has for maybe some drag king yeah conventions listen it takes a village to name a drag king because these are terrible so we have um proper

puss popper and that's Tia which I don't I don't get that and then we get serving jizz who is Giselle and by the angel is there like angels live right there and just like okay Giselle yours is serving Jiz and Angel's like what actually was it Grace I don't remember I don't know who was one of them so then last but not least this girl is helping all the girls feel good helping the baddest to be the bad as they can be she's the come inject her it's just i was like wow that's even worse than mine so they're all so bad dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun moni comes in and so she's like bouncing

around and dancing and like woo and jazelle's just like well hello monique how are you how are you Monique do do do do do like pushing in the buttons to her bodyguard yeah she uh yeah she's calling I thought it was weird because Wendy was like hey Wendy was like all happy but that was the one person that Monique said she hadn't even heard from over all these years but um you know it's it's civil Monique and Jaze say hello and Monique says hi to grace because it is grace because it's right it's not angel because angel is part of angel and adore so that's very kind of And then Giselle says, I'm going to be honest. Monique is somebody that has over the years been on my mind.

After I heard that her and Chris aren't together anymore and she read me for filth. I really want to know her thoughts and who she is post that divorce. So she's setting up the, she's setting up the, she's setting us up for the fact that she's going to become friends with Monique because she's going to recruit Monique to her side for whatever war she's going to go into, I'm assuming against Angel. Yeah, but she's basically like, look, I don't like rubber chickens either, but I will still use them as a weapon if I need to, you know? So she's like, I don't like her, but I'm going to use her. And also she said that when they met her before, she didn't like her because she wasn't authentic. No, when you met her before, you didn't like her because she was so rich and happy. And I'm sorry, but I'll never forget that.

Remember when she was walking through her house like, oh, God, a fish tank in your kitchen? Disgusting. Jezele was so bothered by Monique. But Giselle has to start the narrative that this Monique is the real Monique. And therefore, Giselle is not being fake by being friends with her. She's actually being more authentic because she's being more, she's being friends with the authentic Monique instead.

So she's just laying the groundwork. So that way we all understand why she suddenly is going to be super nice to Monique now. Mm-hmm. Okay. So Wendy's, like, I don't know her, but, you know, she's nice. And the last time I saw her all hell broke loose at that barn, you know, but I don't really know her other than that. And so Ashley says, okay, you know, when I was at your house, you had the dog, the bird, the parrot. And she goes, oh, yeah, I've got a lot.

And Ashley's like, yeah, I call you Dr. Doolittle, but today your doctor, do it a lot. Oh, my God. Someone help. Trixie Mattel, could you please report to Washington, D.C., please. Are there no gays in this town? Somebody help. Someone help. Is Dwight around Atlantic?

And he help someone. Someone find a gay. So they're making small talk. And then Kierna comes in and she decides to be real messy out of nowhere. So she's like, oh, so you know all the girl's here? And Monique's like, no, I only know like, you know, Ashley and Giselle and Wendy. And Karen's like, oh, so you know Stacey? She's like, no.

Oh. And basically, Kierna's like, I thought you would, I thought you would know Stacey. although they take a moment to talk about Techalla because Wendy is, Wendy makes some comment about Techalla about oh like that, you know, then they're like, oh God, Tichala died Wendy. And she's like, oh, well, maybe I almost die. I almost dies. That's probably a good

thing. I was like, oh, too soon, Wendy. Look at Monique's face. Yeah. So, let's see. What are they talking about? So they're talking about Tichala. And she's like, yeah, Tachala attacked me. Like, he's dead. She's like, whips. So she's like, oh, God, I guess we're even.

That's what she says. So Ashley's like So she was funny though So Ashley's like So is this your first pride They're making small talk You know And then Kieran is like

Wow Stacy I'm surprised That you don't know Monique She goes yeah Well I don't know that I don't leave the house So I wouldn't meet anybody And she goes Well she said that she's seen you around

And Stacy's like what And what are you talking about And she's all goes Oh no that wasn't Monique That was Chris Ah She goes oh okay It was Chris Samuels

But that's your ex-husband, right? Don't, don't, don. That's who Stacy was dating. Kierna trying real hard to make this happen. Kierna getting really messy. It's not even her gossip to tell. If anyone, it's Ashley's, so she just stole Ashley's gossip. So whatever, Kierna, just keep on trying.

But to be continued, I don't even know if this deserved it to be continued personally. But there it is, everyone will have to see. how Monique reacts to a total stranger having met her husband once. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We will be back later today with some below-deck Mediterranean. And guess

what? Southern Charm starts this week. Whoa. So we will have recaps coming up for that and everything else. You know, we'll be here all week. Thanks for being with us and we'll talk to you next time, okay? Bye-bye. Bye, guys.

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