Watch What Crappens - #3085 RHOP S10E08 Part One: And Still I Lie(s)

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's what happens when there's so much than crap is. Hello and welcome. Welcome to Watch What's Gravins. I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie.

How are you? I'm so good, guys. It is Thanksgiving week here in the United States. So we're just getting ready for, I mean, just a weekend. It's really not that long of a weekend, but a semi-long weekend. So we're excited about that. This Real Housewives of Potomac Day. It's also Amazon Live Day.

4 p.m. will be on Amazon Live, okay? 4 p.m. specific time find our link in bio over at our instagram it's going to be so fun we're going to talk about holiday cookies holiday cooking and house lighting home lighting my house i'm going to give some recommendations on some of the tools that i use for thanksgiving cooking so listen what do you think about that and then um this week our schedule is pretty similar to normal we have our final well hello this week on Wondry Plus that will be the final maybe of the season

maybe ever we don't know but we're going to be doing that later this week we've also got a bonus episode this week maybe a trailer trash of something coming up haven't decided and we will be skipping Southern Charm this week that's the only recap we're skipping because I'm not

doing a recap on Thanksgiving okay that is not how people want to celebrate turkey okay those turkeys have already basted themselves but we will talk about it the following Otherwise, our schedule is the same. So how was your weekend, Ben? Weekend was great.

I went to Dallas, Texas, as many of you know, because I recorded the Orange County reunion from Dallas, where I went to a board game convention. And I think, as I mentioned on Friday, a very different scene from BravoCon in virtually any way you could ever imagine. But I had fun. It was fun stepping into nerddom. And now I am back and I am ready to stay.

step into Bravo and also Thanksgiving Madness. I'm going to, when we're done recording today, I'm going to hop on my laptop and I'm going, I'm trying to get this out as quickly as possible. I'm trying to get out a another NBD fancy newsletter that's going to be, I'm calling it, quote unquote, low lift Thanksgiving, like things you can make that are pretty simple, but will look pretty cool for Thanksgiving. I don't know if I'll be able to succeed on that front. You know, it's like how low lift can like stuffing be but I'm going to try so keep an eye on for that

but that being said low left it's been wonderful low left it's a low lift Thanksgiving but I did love emerging from nerd dim and coming back into Bravo via the great ambassador that is Real House Lives at Potomac

because this episode cracked me up oh my God especially the quarrel at the end cookie Cookie. Cookie. Cookie came in and really cookieed it up. I mean, wow. Geez. I love that also like the controversy around Cookie, like is your reliable narrator or not? Like, should we believe Cookie? We find out that Cookie has been the Wizard of Oz, you know, like the hand moving a lot of the show. At least that's kind of what has been insinuated. And then we see Cookie and it's like, they're holding cookie for good, wicked, cookie for good. They're holding cookie back.

Cookies, you know, waving those nails at people like, oh, you want a piece of me. And yeah, they're holding cookie back and damn, it's cookie. And who knew? I know. And it's so funny because in the very beginning of the episode, as we're about to get to, you know, when, when Kearna tries to start some beef between Monique and Stacey and Monique is like, well, I don't care. Chris can date whoever he wants. I was like, oh, wow, wow, Bravo really, they really lost out on this storyline. Like, they tried to make it a thing and then it just fell flat on, flat on its face.

Little did we realize it would have a, like, it would have a rebirth through Cookie. So I'm incredibly excited to see where this goes. My gosh, I don't know if there's any color purple fans out there, but Sophia is what I'm getting from Cookie. Like, if they did a production of that and they cast Cookie as the Oprah Winfrey role, I would, die. It would be sold out. You know? I just fucking loved Cookie. I want to see Cookie and everything now.

I want Cookie on every show. I need Cookie's messy ass on every show. And of course, she's like besties with Karen. You know, Karen's is like Bestie with the biggest troublemaker on the cast. When they said, the first time I met Cookie, okay, let's just go through the episode because there's so much. Okay, so we are still at Ashley's Pride Parade. you know, I'm so, it's so nice to have a show this week after Orange County that actually starts at Pride Parade, you know, I think we all as a country deserved this, you know.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. We sunset last week on Gretchen's homophobia and then the sun rises on Ashley's Ash, T-O-P persona. Ashtop. Ash top. Which I... You know, ash top. Good for her. Good for her.

So Kierrez trying to be messy. She's trying to get... She's doing whatever she can this season. She's working on overdrive. And she's trying to target Stacey. Little does she realize that Stacey has become the people's hero, despite her slippery nature with the truth. And so Kierna's like,

I'm so unique. Like, Chris Samu's, your ex-husband, right? And Monique's like, yeah. She's like, oh, yeah, because like, Stacy, you are dating. She was dating Chris, just so you know. And again, as we've mentioned about 45 times, it doesn't matter. Stacey was not friends with Monique. So, like, there's nothing inherently messy about this situation.

Yeah, and Stacey's like, wow, K, wow. And Wendy's like, yeah, wow. And Stacey goes, oh, my God, she just met her. And so Stacey's like, oh, my God, stop. I know socially. Calm down. Ladies, calm down. Talk about inappropriateness.

Talk about length. Talk about girth. Talk about drama. Chris Samples is like, talk about a turkey. Give one to me. Be five, foe. Talk about a fee.

Talk about a fire. Talk about a foe. Talk about a golden goose that's missing. Talk about Jack. Monique's like, yeah, we've been divorced two years, so I would expect that he would date. Kierna's like, oh, so you don't mind. Okay, well, I guess I didn't know then. And Wendy's like, yeah, nice try.

I was messy. And Kieran is like, I don't care what Stacey says. She likes people to think she's not that girl, but I know she's that girl. Isn't it good if you're that girl? Isn't that a good thing? Like when people say, oh, oh, she's that girl. Isn't that a compliment? it depends because if you're like that girl who uh looks out at the highway every day from her

her condo that might not be good for some people for some people that maybe it is cool i don't know yeah but like when people say yeah like if people say like let's just say somebody had once said not saying they did but let's say somebody said oh ronnie you're that bitch that i always thought that was a compliment but now i'm starting to rethink my friendship for somebody said hey wow you're that bitch. I thought it was nice. But now Kieran is making me think it's not nice. Well, I think that that is context specific.

Because you know, like you want to be that bitch. Hey, girlfriend. I'm that bitch. I'm that bitch. I'm like, oh, I bought first coffee. But then but then I guess if you you could contextually be like, I'm not that girl.

You know, it's like a different. I think it's just whatever the that is, diorda's like stacey is not that that she's she's not it she's that so monique's like well he's my ex for a reason i don't want him anymore so i don't care what he does with his life as long as he's as long as she's good with the children um which i like she's so happy to be back she's so happy to be back she is like having the best time she's smiling she does seem actually she just seem lighter and she seems a bit more, I don't know, it's hard to describe, but she, she's just like, oh, whatever. She seems actually like a normal person, not a real housewife, so she's like not being.

That is weird. She is more normal person now. Yeah, isn't she wearing like a tank top or something? Like, she's like more chill and normal. But you know what? She was never, I think just her history on the show and the way that she left the show, there was like such a dark cloud about that whole thing, a dark cloud over it. But she was always really chill and fun until she was, you know, until she wasn't.

And it's like until she was activated until you put an umbrella in her hand, you know? But the thing is that like she was also, she was a little bit presentational because she was always pushing her essential oils and stuff like that. And now she's just kind of like, yeah, I'm just hanging out. So, uh, when Tia is talking and she's like, oh, you guys talk about my bottom. My gosh, Miss Giselle. And Giselle's like, oh, I love it. It wasn't always there. And they're just like joking and bantering about that.

that booty and stuff like that and touching it and you know they're having fun time at the gay bar etc and then and so stacy's turned on by ash top she's like wow there's something that's just appealing about you um and now she's like okay okay well i'm going to clear something up stacey so listen i'm really happy for you to do your business but i was a little caught off guard with your cannabis launch because, you know, the name being Yoruba, the name being in Yoruba, that felt a little weird to me as someone who's friends with Nigerians. So I'd like to speak up. At someone who, um, likes to start shrine fights amongst Nigerians, I was just like a little offended about your name being in Yoruba. So, I'm still offended that you sold kangaroo meat,

ashtop. So I'm offended that you're dressed like can rock right now. Ashtop. personally I'm offended that you're pretending to be a drag queen when you're still like hot girling it up she's like I'm a hot girl but I also have a mustache that's not drag queen that's not drag king and come on ash top so cc says that the name of her um her company is shio um and she was like what is that da and when he's like uh she named it a Nigerian name a Nigerian name ma and she sounds like are you Nigerian. And she goes, well, I have Nigerian heritage. I sometimes receive an email from a Nigerian prince, so I think that qualifies. I found out that in Nigeria, there's only one person left with my last name. And if I just give them my bank account number, I'm going to inherit $50 million.

Well, I took a DNA test. A DNA. No actual DNA. And I've spoken about this with you all of you. I love that she took a fucking DNA test. This is so Kelly from Real Housewives in Orange County. I can say whatever I want. I'm black. They're like, you, what are you going to say you're black? She's like, I took a 23 and me. I'm 3% black.

Well, and it's like, I mean, there's a, I mean, there's a perfectly fine chance that Stacey has like a significantly higher percentage of black, of like, of like, Nigeria. in her than Kelly Dodd has blackness. But that being said, they all are very much giving her the side eye. And at one point coming up, someone says, you know, there's a difference between ancestry versus, you know, basically immediate family. But Stacey's like, whatever. I'm going to go with him. Shio, it is.

Well, it was so funny because Wendy's like, well, as your friend, if you're going to name a Yoruba name, pronounce it correctly, because you're not pronouncing it correctly. And just all starts cracking up. And Tia's like, it's Sajua. Shia y'er. And Stacey goes, oh, thank you for that. I love my Nigerian sisters correcting me. Thank you so much.

We can't claim, Stacey. Stacey has paid for a boyfriend in Nigeria. The boyfriends pay us. We don't do that nonsense. Well, that's another instance of her not being genuine. And Angel's like, yeah, it is giving money grab a little bit. Is Nigerian weed like flying off the shelves? How is it a money grab?

That's the part I don't get. Are people like, oh my God, that's a Nigerian name. I'm getting that. That is the best weed. Yeah, it's not like happy, I guess happy Eddie before the scandal was doing nicely, but it's not like this was taking over American pop culture. So I just, I don't look at Shio or Shoyor and say, wow, what a happy Eddie ripoff? Like, it's just not, I don't know.

But also with Angel, I'm just constantly rolling my eyes because we're entering into week 35 of her complaining about the comments about her face that she altered herself on. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. She won't shut up about that. It's so hilarious. And everything she says, okay, she's like, it's giving money grab. I don't understand that part.

And then she goes, and Stacey, what about the social justice component of your business? excuse me, can I just sell some weed? Why do I have to sell weed for children with cancer? Like, can I just sell the weed? The social justice component is I make you feel better after a shitty day in this shitty world. How about that?

Well, what was funny is that she goes, and what about the social justice component of your business? Is there one? Because, and she just cuts her off and goes, anyway, I just want to see everyone. Thank you for coming. I just like, they just are like, I am not talking about some social justice.

I'm just selling weed. I'm just, I'm trying to cash in on my window that I'm here, okay? I'm trying to leave a legacy for Arabella. Arabella. Angel's like, by the way, at the board game convention, there was a game called Arabella.

And I internally shouted it out in my head. And so, Angel, are you just trying to get your game piece to stand up straight and keep it sash, you know, keep it sash straight? I did think it was weird that the board game went off and started swimming laps in front of me. I was like, Arabella, good for you. Okay, guys, we can't let

Arabella know that her parents are back together, okay? Keep this secret till the end of the game. That's kind of a fun game. The board game is that there is a child who doesn't realize her parents are divorcing and you have to keep up appearances

and if you can make it to the end without a child realizing you won the game. It's dark. but low key kind of good for kids with divorced parents who might be fucking in a pantry

somewhere there are so many people who are like going through divorces listening right now that are like this is not funny what you guys are

talking about why are you mocking our very serious family situation your parents are going through a divorce your game piece is the mom

your game piece is the dad so you have to convince the child who's a better parent and who gets It's like it just gets darker and darker. There is actually something really kind of funny.

Like there is something. Yeah, sounds like one of your games. About like a board game where like you are vying. A lot of board games are like very political. It's like, I'm the USA. I'm Russia. We're doing world domination. But what if the board game was really about divorced parents trying to win over

their children with, you know, gifts and vacations? And like, do you have to do the whole? There's something actually kind of like really hilarious about that, darkly hilarious. We'll get to writing, Game Boy. You guys? Guess what? I'm signing off and I'm making a board game right now. It's called Arabella, love me.

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Angel's a card game. You play for three hours and then at the end, we'll finally get to know her. And then you actually don't get to know her at all. When you get to the end, the final round is Angel confronting you about the fact that you laughed while people were confronting her about her catfish photo. I would like to look through her Uber reviews and like her one stars and just be like, he didn't try to get to know. me. So we had a whole ride from the mall to my home. He knows not one thing about. I'm giving this restaurant two stars while the food was actually quite good and the service was excellent. I felt like ultimately my waiter didn't really get to know me, but I'm looking forward to coming back so that

way he can really get to know me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt you guys. Ma'am, may I take your order? I'm sorry, but you'll get to know me. me. You'll know when you know me. Okay. Ma'am, there's a, uh, tonight's specials is that we have a beautiful angel hair pasta with a fresh, uh, uh, spring pea pasta with walnuts. Um, and does that pasta, does it have a social justice component? Yeah, then don't bring it over here. You'll get to know me. Don't worry. Once you get to know me, you'll see that that's important to me.

So Angel, Angel's like, well, Stacey is totally dismissive of me. Okay, girl, if you don't care about classy, I'll care about being classy for us both. So just pointing out, being classy isn't really confronting somebody over their business at a pride party either. So, well, I wonder. I'm going to disagree with everything Angel says just because I'm officially annoyed at this point. I'm going to give Angel one one thing here. which is that I would not be surprised if there was some scene where Stacey had told Angel, I'm going to sell weed, but I also want to have a social justice component to it.

And Angel is basically saying, like, so where's this whole social justice thing that you said was going to be there, that you were going to profit off of? I would not be surprised if that was the larger context, but I don't remember seeing a scene like that. And they definitely didn't, I don't think they've shown one. So if that is the case, they've definitely made Angel look like such a wamp-womp at this party. And she's probably like, I was just trying to call her out. So I'm going to like, I am going to say that I will keep a tab open on that for the reunion. And if she comes back and says that, then we'll be like, okay, okay, I will give a little bit of vindication to Angel on that front.

Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, she's bored me too much for vindication. Like just close the open tab. I don't even care about it. I'll give it to her. Okay. I'll give it to her. I'll rescind all my comments.

Okay. Just edit all that. Well, we'll give it to her. If it comes up, we'll give it to her. I guess it's not a tab. I'm putting a flag in there. I'm flagging this moment for the audience to be like. I'm burning the flag. That could happen.

How dare you in front of Arabella? So Tia's like, oh, so stressful. Who has to come me now that I could have? And so now there's a float, okay, because there's a GNA float, which is, you know, some leggings and some brain issues. I'm still not sure what this business is. So Wendy's like, yeah, and thank God for Wendy, because Wendy's like, yeah, I don't understand how this is the GNA float, okay?

Because that started as a fashion brand. And so we see a flashback to G&A clothing. And then Wendy's saying, and then it turned into us doing a Wobics on the rooftop. So what exactly is GNA at this point? Is it a tax fund? Is it a tax fund? And now do I get on that? I know, right?

So Wendy's, yeah, she brings up very good questions because we really, I think it was last week when we looked up, there's not even a website for JNA. There's no, there's no entity. We don't understand what it is. So anyway, they get on this float and the float is going. And now she's like, well, when I first came out, I told my grandma after church,

and I had a crush on this girl, and she didn't get mad, and then she embraced me with open arms. And then I didn't tell anyone. And she basically tells her, not very interesting story about having a crush on a girl when she was little and then like circling back to it when she was 14 and then not talking about it ever on TV until suddenly actually no never mind I should say she did talk about it a few years ago so I was going to well yeah she said that her and Michael had threesomes with women and stuff and she's she's always liked

women and stuff yeah she's always she's she's always been proudly by at least since she's been on this show so Ashley is telling here and I hey if he's feeling inspired to kiss me you can't just putting it out there. And now she's like, yeah, now my grandma's like, who you're dating now? Who are dating? And I'm like, grandma.

So they are dancing. They're having fun. The float is like shaking. There's like one shot of like the tire of the flow being like, bum, and now they go have a, they grab a bite to eat.

So they all gather around and there's like this big long table and Gizel's like, well, I want to say Monique. I didn't expect to see you. And Monique is like, yeah, I really wasn't sure what to expect, you know, because I haven't seen any of you guys in five years. It's so funny because

they're acting like it's been 15 or 20 years since they've seen Monique. Like, oh, my God, so much has changed. So your child, your child's in business school now. Congratulations. Oh, and your daughter. Oh, I love seeing, you know, her candidacy for to be the, you know, Wyoming State Comptroller. But like, the kids were just five years older, but like, Wyoming State Comptroller. You know, to see one of your children will play Sherry Berry as the elevator. leader, an estate is really something else. It's been amazing.

I say this really because a friend of mine that I went to college with, her name is Brooke. And one of our, one of our listeners, one of our dear listeners, Rtee, who lives in Maryland where this show takes place, she informed me that my friend Brooke is now the Maryland state controller.

And I'm like, how does that happen? That's weird. It's weird to think of like someone like my age. Last time I remember last time I thought of Brooke, it was like we're having lunch in the student center or something like that

and now she's a state controller so whenever we talk about the show I think about Brooke because it's a Maryland show and I think about Brooke being a state controller Comptroller. Comptroller Comptroller Comptroller

I love that job because it's very stressful It's just like getting people free tickets to things Yeah It's like hey do you have a ticket to the state fair Brooke She's like oh yeah I got it I'm the comptroller Also by the way thank you everyone for voting for Brooke.

We love, I had no idea she was running for anything, but I'm glad that people voted for her because Brooke is a, she's a lovely gal. She really was great. So, Giselle's like, wow, Monique. You know, I didn't know what to expect that, but you're so refreshing, your energy, your vibe. I didn't even have to bring a bodyguard today.

And she's like, oh, thank you. Thank you. Same to you, Jezell. You're still terrifying and terrible clothes. And there's something comforting about that. Good to see you. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. So Wendy's like, well, last time we saw you, your life was different, which is my way of saying, what happened? What's going on? What's the update with Quiss? What's going on? She goes, oh, you mean with my ex? It's like, no, Chris from the Bachelor. Of course your ex. So Chris Christie. Okay. Chris Christie. What's going on? Is he still upset over that bridge? I mean, what the hell? Who do you think I'm talking about? Yes, your husband. And she's like, because it looked like you had a good relationship.

And she's like, oh, well, we had a good image. We had a good image. I don't know that you had a good image. And someone posted on Reddit, the picture of the gift of her folding Chris's underwear. I totally forgot. I love that. When she just lifted his underwear and they were, it was like she was making a poster for science fair. You know, it was huge.

It was enormous. So we see some of their life. And Wendy's like, whoa, damn, Monique. I mean, talk about having it. image. You know, Wendy and Eddie. Well, if the alley, allegedly, allegedly. So Monique is like, yeah, and, you know, I wasn't being loved properly. And I wish somebody would have told me because, you know, whoever you married, that person could actually get worse. Do you need to tell you that? Did you? I think that that's just no. Have you seen Kramer versus Kramer? Yeah. Does anybody say,

wow, I married somebody and let me tell you, they get better every day. I've never heard it. Literally never heard it. People get divorced, not. because one of them gets better. Actually, actually, I should say that. Actually, sometimes that does happen. Well, sometimes someone does get better. But, like, yeah, that's, you know, things get worse. So, I think the only, the only way people get better after you marry them is if they had a cold on your wedding day.

That's the only way. Well, it's like, it's like what people say on wedding days. May this be the worst day of your life. So, um. Till death do you part? They wouldn't have to say that if it just. just got better. You know, I mean, the whole thing about vows is like, okay, look at this haughty next to you. They're going to be ugly soon. There's going to be hair coming out of their nose, out of their

ears, out of their butt crack, and you still have to stay with them until you're both dead. Okay? Are you going to do it? If you do it, we'll give you new silverware and, you know, people will chip in for your honeymoon. How about it, kids? She says the first time that she thought she couldn't do it anymore was when her daughter was six months old. So it's been, it's been a while. I always just always, I always think about the two of them having sex. Like, I literally cannot imagine being under him. I'd be like, press flat into the, into the mattress. It's just, he's like a giant. It's like the memory foam when you get up is just like two craters where his hands were. And then like your little body

shape where you were just crushed down, you know? It takes a while for the memory to unmemory itself. It's like the end of the naked gun when Ricardo Monta Blonde falls off the stadium and marching band walks all over him. So she's like, well, I wasn't being loved properly. And, you know, they talk about her kids and how big they are. And she's like, I get emotional when I talk about my kids. I mean, Malani, she's so artsy. Chase, he's a bank now.

I mean, God. He's done so much. He's done so much. They named the game after him. He's such an old soul. one person runs and the other person runs after them I mean he's really done well he's really done well

Monique's like you remember when we went to France and she goes you know you know Giselle you know me and you we've always been like bumping heads but you said some real stuff to me then and you were talking about how when you're with a man and that has had the limelight and then you start stepping

into your own and things become about you and that can cause tension Giselle's like totally Giselle doesn't remember saying that she's like oh I will take credit for whatever I said back six or seven years ago. He's like, was that when I said I hated your five homes and you were a stupid fish tank in your kitchen? Or, I'll take the credit, though.

Thank you. Angels like, guys, a wag is talking. Be quiet. A wag is talking. So, Giselle's. Baby wag. Have the floor. Baby wag. And Giselle's like, well, I remember all of it.

Her being embarrassed about the things that Chris would say to her publicly. And she was always working overtime to make him a pre-year. appreciate her, and she knew one day that Monique would wake up and say, you know what? I don't want to live like this anymore. You might be asking, what was the straw that broke the camel's back in your marriage? I'm like, I don't know if it was a straw. I think it was just like, like, I think Chris getting on a camel would break the camels back. Yeah, Monique's like, actually, we went on vacation, and Chris tried to rent a camel and broke his back.

And I actually left him. I was so destroyed over that broken donkey. Disclamer, this is not fat shaming. This is just that Chris is an enormous human. He's not fat. He's huge. It's not about that. He's a gigantic football player. Yeah, he's a wall of a man.

With the deepest voice we've ever heard on Bravo. I actually, I have to say, I love hearing his voice. No, just his voice is like deep and velvety. Yeah. I'm getting on the camel. I think that's why it takes so long to divorce someone like Chris, even when they're boss, you know, just being bossy. and stuff like, why aren't you doing the chores?

I'm like, say it again. Just say it again. I know. I love when he would talk. I loved it so much. He's like, Monique is my underwear ready yet, yet, yet, yet, yeah. Yeah, that's just a big man.

I remember when he was on, wasn't that like back when Trump was running or something years ago? And everyone was always saying, build the wall. We were like, just have Chris stand there. Save us all some tax money, you know? He's just such a big man. So she is talking about how, you know, when Chris wanted something, he was always very nice. But then once he got what he wanted, he would go back to being an asshole.

And so she put the theory to the test. And he was being really nice to her. So she thought, okay, I'll give him some ass. And then the next day, he rolled over and it was nothing. And she felt like a piece of meat once again. Mm-hmm. Well, I mean, listen, I don't doubt that that happened, but there had to be, I don't take that as an excuse for getting married because everybody would get divorced if that was the case. Everybody's nice for a little ass.

That's marriage, right? Yeah, but he must have been, he must have. He was a jerk to her. Yeah, I'm about to say. How about this man was an asshole? I think even if she just listed everything from the show, we would still be cheering for her because she needed to get out of there. I'm glad she got out of there. Yeah, I'm like, I feel like it's, yeah, I feel like she, I feel like there's probably actually

more to the story, but I, yeah, I want to know the more is what I'm saying. And yeah, that's what you're saying. And so, uh, she said the next morning, she looked at him and said, you will never enter me again. Like, whoa, not enter, ah, she can say, yeah, I said enter. I said enter. And Wendy does the clack, the fan clack thing. Or she's like, hold on now.

So, Monique's like, yeah. I said, no, looking back. And actually, you guys added years on to my marriage because I realized, like, you saved me so much time fighting with him because I was always fighting with you. And they all start laughing. That's like the most positive way to look at your time on Housewives. So now going from Monique and her football man, we now go to Angel with her football man as they go and they look at a house. So, but I will say that it does seem like Bobby, I mean, I don't know. I actually never saw too, I saw like, I felt like I saw standard cracks with Monique and

Chris, but it was like the typical real house stuff. It seems like Bobby and Angel in a good place. But I'm like, because part of me wants to be like, Angel, keep your eyes and ears open. This is, this is one wag is giving you the warning signs right now. Keep, you know, but it seems like Bobby's okay. So they go looking at this house. Bobby's hot as fuck, first of all. Bobby is so hot.

And he seems nice. Yeah. He's got. And I trust a person who eats on camera. You know, he like fully ate on camera. Remember when he took his whole napkin and wiped his face like this? He's also, we saw, did you see Bobby at BravoCon? No.

When we, when we first, what, okay, so one thing that happened in BravoCon, as we may have mentioned, is that when we first got there, there was like a mix up with our passes and everything. And so we got sent down to the talent entrance, which is where all the. Bravo liberties were coming in and out of. And as we got there, Angel and Bobby came out of the door. And Bobby, I mean, look, you may, you may, maybe got distracted because we had just arrived. We literally had just arrived. But like, wow, Bobby. I was busy calling the police saying, where the fuck are our passes?

How dare you bring me to Las Vegas and then treat me like this? Well, I have to say, I didn't even notice Angel because we were with our friend Erica, Erica Cobb. go check out our podcast. And so Erica knows Angel. In fact, I think Angels on Erica's podcast this week. And so Erica, the only reason why I knew was Angel is because Erica ran up to her. It was like, oh, my God, they hugged. And then I saw Bobby right behind her.

But it just goes to show, like, it's hard to, I guess it's just like hard to get a, get a, get a grasp on Angel's face. It's just between the picture and in person and TV. Was it like morphing? Was it like morphing in a different? Well, I also didn't get, I didn't get to flick through the filter. on the phone. I was like, those kitty cat ears. But I also didn't get to see a lot of her. Wait a minute. Angel's smiling. And it's like, blah. And a big tongue comes out. But also Erica hugged her. So because she hugged her and obscured Angel's face. And by that point,

I was looking at Bobby. So anyway, he's hot. So another thing I'll say is that this is very rare that they go look at a house on Housewives. It's actually a good house. They look at so many shitty ugly houses on this show. It's almost as bad as house hunters. This house was amazing. I thought I loved this home. I thought this was beautiful. It was actually so amazing. I was like, why doesn't Bravo do some sort of like house hunters for their Bravo

liberties? You know, they should do that. That's a good idea. You know? Yeah. So, but then again, remember when they tried to have Reza do an interior design show and watch for half an hour, he's like, you could put a staircase here and like asher turf here and it would look beautiful. And then we watched a whole half an hour and the people just chose not to do anything at all.

Like, it was, you know what? I'm going to put like a lawn, but on your wall. Do you remember he like planted grass on a wall? They were like, uh, the wall is now crumbling and moldy. Thank you, sir. Thanks for coming over. It's so Persian. That was also, I think, a Maryland-based episode. Commercials.

Here comes one right now. Anyway, they look around this house. It's beautiful. I love how as soon as they get to the house, Bobby just runs to go to the bathroom. I was like, look. Yeah. I don't know. Is that, are you allowed to use a bathroom in a house that you're looking at?

Is that? Yes. Okay. When I was looking for houses, my sister kept toilet paper in her purse because they never have toilet paper in the houses, I guess, to make you not use the bathroom. But she always had to go pee. And she was always looking with me. So she brought, yeah, we've peed in many a toilet. How are you going to know you want to live there?

You need to pee in the toilet, see how it flushes. And then you also need to turn on the shower and see how the water pressure is. Very important. That's exactly why every house I looked at, I always took a shower. Exactly. It's important to be naked in the living room, walk around and see if anybody sees you through the windows. It's important to see if, you know, you could have, like, How will this house do with your family?

That's why I always would invite my family over and we'd stay there for a week. You know, it was so hot was how, like, every room they went into, they had to, like, check to see if Bobby could clear the doorframe. And, like, he kept on, like, it always, the doorframe would always hit him in, like, at the forehead. And I was like, oh, God, Bobby is so tall, so tall and so leggy. Yeah. I don't even have a leg thing.

But when he sat down in that chair and, like, crossed his legs. Oh, my God. And those thighs, it was, it was like watching a tree just bend over another tree. I was like, wow. It was like, it was like two cellos just crossing each other. It was amazing. So she's talking a lot. This is an angel scene, so I can't even believe we've talked this long.

But, yeah, she talks a lot. And I'm just like, oh, but the house was very pretty. And then she talks about how home hunting is difficult. But the last time, they did this for like four years. So they've got time. And I would hate to be their realtor. So they check out the house. It's very nice.

And then they sit down to gossip, which is why they're really there. She's like, you know, I wanted to talk about wine and weed Wednesdays, you know, because I could see my friends chilling out here. And he's like, okay, let's talk about your friends. So she's like, you know, let's talk about Giselle calling me a catfish. And then I just started booing. I know. I couldn't believe it. Really? You're still on this because, you know, I just, I felt a little bit blindsided. But like, the other thing is, you know, Wendy, it was very unnecessary. Her just trying to say, what she's saying to you is that you're a catfish. You know, I was just very disappointed in Wendy because she threw sauce on what Giselle was trying to say. I'm like, girl, you're only having this. Okay. You may or may not be, you know, right or wrong. But it's too late to be having this epiphany now. It's way too late. especially because you like you confront to people about this like four times by now okay you just cannot

it's enough and you can't be mad at the sauce that was put on it it's like a vegetarian screaming it catch up about a hamburger you know be mad at the beef be mad yeah you provided the all beef patty okay like we all saw the photo okay you just cannot keep digging in about you cannot make yourself this big of a victim about the photo that you did to yourself. Yeah, so now she's going to try a second war over it with Wendy, because Wendy was agreeing with Giselle. So he's like, well, this is very unsettling, you know, and you have a right to feel that way,

but just remember you're still friends, and at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And is it really that serious. And I was like, this. Bobby's like, I've heard about this. You've talked about this in six houses that we've gone to look at. he's like ma'am i would rather bonk my head on 12 more door jams than listen to this picture

again about this picture again okay so now we go to um an absolutely fucking god-awful fashion show it's one of the worst we've sat through in a while and that is the gna fashion show otherwise known as josell and ashley going to lunch yes dresses you too Jesus, and I'm not even a fashion gay, but even I'm like, good Lord. And Ash, Ash, she's in some sort of like, what was a green dress, like a weird, like ripple. It looked like, um, kale that sort of had the shape of a kale leaf at the bottom. And she comes, and she's wearing heels that she's like not comfortable in. So she's like sort of teetering over, she's teetering in them like a weird Frankenstein thing.

She comes like into the restaurant. So she sits down with Jazelle. And then, I'm sorry to interrupt you. I think Jaze's outfit that. that I'm talking about was the one she wore to the later event. It looked like she got toilet papered. She looked like she was playing a mummy or something where it was like a sheet going kind of tied over her boobs

and then around the, I don't know. There's some crazy fashions on this show. So, Tia and Kierna join, and Ashley is asking if they were recovered from the Pride parade. And Karen is saying that Pride wore her down to the ground. What a surprise, Kierna got tired. Only Kierna. Kierna's review for Pride, I'm tired.

I was just tired. So, she's like, you guys can't hang. I was hanging out until 3 in the morning, and Tia's like, just meeting Grace the other day. I mean, oh, I'm obsessed with her. What a wonderful child. Can I have her? Can you have my children, please?

My children have parties were teenagers throwing up red stuff by the bedside. Give me grace any day. Well, she couldn't remember your name, so she wanted to call you English. English muffin. I took, ooh, she kind, I would love that. Oh, so Giselle's like, well, you know why Saturday is where I let you all know I'm a bad bitch with 10 million downloads.

Yeah, so they hit the 10 million download milestone on reasonably shady. So that's pretty cool. Yeah, it is very cool. cool. She's saying how they've been nominated for an NAACP Image Award, and they're also one of Black Effects top podcasts,

and so they just want to celebrate. So, like, you know, that's awesome. Good. Congratulations. So Kierna's like, I have to say something. When I was leaving Friday, Cookie called me, and I'm like, hey, have you talked to Karen? Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And she's like, what does da-da-da-da mean? I'm like, oh, no, the da-da-da is actually not

it's supposed to, it's like an insinuates that there's more to it. And then Cookie was like, Why do you keep saying da-da-da-me? Okay, get to the point, da. Okay, well, I'm tired. This story has made me tired. Okay, you can do it. You can do it, Kierna.

Finish the paragraph. Anyway, so Kierna says that when she's talking to Kuki, Cookie was like, hold on. Chris Samuels was calling me on the other line. So Chris Samuels speaks to Cookie and tells Cookie that Monique was trash-talking him. And so Cookie then relays this to Kierna. And Kierna is like, no, that did not have. happen. So then Cookie's like, well, why am I hearing that he had bad sex and treated her

like a piece of meat, you know? And so apparently this is all 20 minutes of that scene we had just, you know, described by them having lunch after Pride. So it's a little confusing. So for, in summary, what it means is that they had lunch. And after lunch, 20 minutes later, K called Cookie probably to be messy, but it turns out that Stacey beat her to the punch by calling Chris first and then Chris called Cookie to be like what the fuck and now Cookie's selling Kay like what the fuck. Yeah. So she's like Stacy did it. Stacey's

the one who called Chris you guys. And he's like, oh, no way. And wait a minute. So wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. And they're like literally in shock that Stacy would do this. I was shocked too. I mean, damn, you call him immediately as you're leaving the place to be like, yeah, your ex-wife

showed up and talked shit about you. That's not cool. But I still think Kay might have called Cookie and told her. they're going to pin it on Stacey. Although Stacey's so slippery, I have to be very careful with standing up for Stacey just because I like her on the show, because she probably did this. Yeah, she probably did. I mean, she's caught in like a bald-faced lie in this episode.

And, like, Chris calling to say, why was Monique saying that we had bad sex means that he did find out something. It could have been a producer, though. It could have been a producer. It was probably Stacey. It was probably Stacey. So, Jazeel's like, wait a minute, we had a sister moment with Monique,

who I've had bodyguards against for five years. But how could she interrupt our sisterhood? And then she calls Chris. And Giselle's like, and Tia points out, yeah, and he's picking up immediately. Like, what's going on here? And she's like, well, I don't. Oh, go ahead.

I just want to say, look, I'm team Monique. with Monique and Chris, 100%. But realistically speaking, Stacey literally met Monique an hour beforehand, and she has a social, she has a friendship with Chris Samuels. It's not the craziest thing

that she calls up Chris Samuels and be like, yo, I just met your ex and she was saying this. Like, it's, it just, it's, I understand you want to be loyal to your TV show, but like in the world of life, if you know someone, if you're, like, that's her, her entry into this relationship is through Chris.

It's not that crazy. I'm not saying I agree with it. I'm just saying it's not crazy, crazy, crazy that Stacey would call the person that she already knows and says, hey, I just made your wife and just so you know, just so you know, she's saying this about you. Or that Chris knew that they were going to be shooting with Monique that day anyway, because he would, probably. You know, it's like they have a shooting schedule, you know?

Yeah. And he knew and called Stacey and was like, so would she say, it's like, oh, you know, she was just saying, you know, in your marriage, like they asked her when she realized when she was done and she said when she had to put a do not enter sign on her Vajajay because you only used her for sex and she felt like a piece of meaning. Yeah.

Which still wouldn't be great. I mean, really, in any case, any way it happens, not great. It's not great. It's not, it's like, if I were Stacy, I would not have done it because it's like, yes, you don't know, Monique, but like you're in this,

clearly she's going to be on the show. I'm sorry, it's called a sisterhood. Okay. It's a sisterhood. This is a sisterhood. It's a sisterhood. surviving, Monique, Monique. Is, um, yeah, just to quote, um, just to quote married to medicine.

This is a sisterhood. Oh, I was doing Heather Gay, Heather Gay sisterhood. No, I'm just bringing it all back. But they, they should have a sisterhood off. We are sisters, quad. How could you do this to me year after year? Uh, so Giselle's like, well, I don't care whether or not you're having sex. with Chris, he shouldn't know anything

of what we discussed. You're talking to me and I'm calling Michael Darby. I'm like, but it's like, I don't know, I'm surprised I'm actually defending Stacey on this because at first I was like, oh, that's shady. But now I like, now that sort of talked it out. I'm actually like, again, I just.

You've talked yourself out of being mad as Stacey. Yeah, that's the best way of being like. No, I think Stacey's in the wrong on this one, I have to say. I think Stacey's in the wrong. If this is true. Well, she should, I don't, I don't think she should have said it. I'm just saying that their level of outrage, But they keep on trying to make it seem like Stacey's violated, you know, girl code by even talking to Chris before she even knew Monique.

And it's like, I don't think that's a violation of girl code. And I just think in this case, like, like, I don't, I would not have done it. I think it's tacky. And I think it's not smart. But like, the fact that she did it is not as big of a girl code violation as they're making it out to be because they're really, she doesn't have any relationship with, with Monique whatsoever. So I'm just saying, like, like, they're acting. they're acting you can't compare you can't compare it to like

your Giselle to her relationship with Michael Darby or to Ashley because that's like a deep relationship that goes back many years well I will say I just want to defend Stacy because I love Stacy okay just let me I love Stacy I can't defend her if she did this if she did this she's in the wrong but I will say if we're going to be

talking about sisterhood and this and that if Cookie is so in the sisterhood and she's like up like she's like the best in the sisterhood and she's going to be the judge and the arbiter of everybody's sisterhood levels, then why would anybody be calling her for gossip in the first place? Why would the man's first call be to Cookie? Because he knows she's going to talk shit and spill the tea. So if we're having a sisterhood off, I don't think Cookie's going to win this one

because the man is calling her first to find that information. And Cookie called Keirna, by the way. I think I said that Keirna called Cookie, but Keirner said that Cookie called her. So Cookie's calling to get to get to get dirt as well. I mean, look, it should not have been, say she should not have done it. I'm just saying. Okay. They're going to nail her to the cross. I'm not sure this is a cross nailing. I think this is a like Stacey.

That was wrong moment. Yeah, but it's all adding up. You know, it's like it's like in our Dwello this week. It all adds up. It's all starting to add up with Stacey where it's like one thing and then another thing. And some of the things I think are, you know, not even real. But it's just in their evidence packet, it just keeps adding up against Stacey, you know.

So this was not a good move on her part. Like if you know all these girls are coming for you and trying to get something on you all season, you've already got the thing that you kind of lied about the weed thing. And then, you know, then you name your weed a Nigerian name. And then, you know, it's just all starting to add up against Stacey. But why is it that every time something adds up against Stacey,

it makes me like her more? I just might have so entertaining when she does do things. Like if she called up Chris, it's not right. but like to quote it's not right but it's okay because it's like I don't know it amuses me so much yeah

so um Giselle's like well I don't care whether or not you're having sex with Chris but he shouldn't know anything of what we discussed well you only don't care that she's having sex with Chris now because you have cared about it for the past three or four weeks that you've been trying to make it a storyline

and so now she's got another thing so now they're saying cookies She's going to be at the G&A party. And so Ashley's like, oh, Cookie wants to sing like a Canary, baby. She does. Cookie is ready. And actually, I honestly would like Cookie just to sing just in general.

I feel like she probably has a very good voice. She probably has a nice, like, sort of smoky voice. I think she should be a lovely singer. Congratulations. You've reached the end of part one, of a two-part recap. For part two, go look for the recap. It says part two.

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