Watch What Crappens - #3086 RHOP S10E08 PART TWO: And Still I Lie(s)

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad-free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's what happens when there's so much than crap is. welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way, you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So they are ready to have cookies like Canary and just like my clipins are about to pull out. So now we go to Mama's Halfshell, where Wendy and Monique are going to have a little lunch. Their first time

having a one-on-one since everything happened five years ago. And they're They say hi and everything. And Monique also points out as they get together that Wendy was actually one of the first people to reach out to her after the fight. And she's like, she says that, like, you know, you texted me and everything. And Wendy says it sucks because she feels like they never really got to know each other. Yeah, I just wanted to see like a little camera in Candace's house as she watches scene as she's just like shaking the baby on her knee a little too hard. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing?

A little too. She's also got the cry angle. She was like, hmm, mm, she's taking the baby baby bib into a triangle. She's turned the bassinet into a triangle. She's like,

so they are talking about that, you know, how they didn't get to be friends because she was friends with Candice. And, you know, obviously she was going to be on Candace's side. And Wendy's like,

well, you know, I'm the point. that she wanted to meet up with me because she did something to my friend but you know like she beat up my friend but I'm you know I'm not going to reach out to her but you know I'm also open to lunch

because I love lunch so I came you know people change and they also pay for lunch so Monique is like I give everybody space and even when I saw y'all when I came to pride I was like I don't want to come off like being fake but it felt nice the energy

was really good you know and what's like what's your and Giselle's relationship like and Wendy says it's like much better and she's like even considers Giselle a friend and she's like but you and Giselle need to have a conversation and Monique agrees that they're going to definitely have a conversation. Yeah and Monique's like yeah but you know in the old days I would go hard you know like you come for me and I'm taking your whole block out but that was the old me maybe I'd still do that I don't know like yeah no one changes that much in five years I don't think yeah and Monique's like you know and sometimes forgiveness

doesn't mean reconciliation and I've accepted that and whatever whatever therapy Monique has been to has been great like everything she's saying sounds great so now they're talking about Karen and um Wendy's like well you know Stacy's walked the bomb on me and told and said that Karen had a sense we've been talking shit about me and then Karen didn't come to the reunion but she thanked everybody in the group but me and so they're like oh no I can't believe Karen would do such a thing yeah and um wendy says uh that like yeah cameron was taken right after she was sentenced she was taken right away and i hear that the ladies have not spoken to her they've not spoken to but they have spoken to people who speak to her which is my way of saying do you still talk to cookie because that's

the person who was giving the group information about karen you want to tell me something about cookie i feel like you want to say something about cookie i've i haven't talked to karen but i've heard that she's already written my name and my phone number on the girl stall in the jail. So Monique says that Cookie met Karen through Monique. And, but she doesn't talk to, she's like, I don't talk to her at all. And which is funny because it seems like everyone likes cookie. And Wendy's like, well, but she's best friends with Giselle now. And so Monique gives us this backstory, which is so funny. She goes, well, I met Cookie back in like 2007 at my ex-husband's birthday party. And we had the father of Go-Go there, Chuck Brown. And she told me that she was Chuck

Brown's daughter and you know but and and he's not akin to her who does that if you'd lie about that you'll lie about anything and they show this clip of like cookie at like some concert being like daddy or whatever she was saying she was like it was like a heartbeat it was just cookie being like me me daddy so she lied and said she's Chuck Brown's daughter that shit's funny so she's like well that's a demonic entity right there And I can't be around people that act as if they're your friend. I love all the demons. It's like, you know they're a demon if they say they're Chuck Brown's daughter.

They're a demon. If they're claiming to be heir to go-go and they're not. Demotic. So she's like, yeah, I stay away from that one. So now they talk about pride and meeting the new girls. And Monique's like, yeah, you know, they seemed a little passive. And then I was like, well, I didn't know Wendy was a spokesperson. And she goes, yeah, I don't know why I'm being a spokesperson.

But look, here's the thing. I like Stacey. She's a good person. She has a sweetheart. And I'm tired of the girls gaining up on her. But she needs to acknowledge the way that you move in this group can have people looking at you like, hey, girl, you know. And Monique is like, you know, you feel comfortable. Like this is like your home girl.

Like she's like taking notes on what everyone else is doing and then doing it. Just trying to come for you. Like maybe start to kind of like take a step back and just see who she is. Like, mm-hmm. So now, speaking of Stacey, we go over to Stacey and Timo at Arabella swimming lesson. You can swim, Arabella, swim for mommy and daddy. We're definitely still together. And when she's done swimming, I'm going to get in and show her how it's done.

I wish Stacey would just go one-up Arabella at every event that she did. I know. Like at the beauty thing. She'll just do some secretized swimming. She'll just come up and like do Esther Williams and like have like a swim cap. And, like, all the children will be, like, making flower patterns around her. And our bell will be up to the side being like, I can't do that. With a wet sash from the beauty day.

Just like, so Stacey's there with Timo. And she goes, can you try and be happier, Timo? And he's like, I'm smiling. Oh, that's a smile. Okay. So they're saying how to people. She goes, Timo and I are still doing our Evite dates. It was a drought last year.

It was dry. But now it's really. raining. I'm so sorry. Mom and dad have fun, Arabella. Are you okay, Timo? Yes, I'm just a little cold. Okay, well, I'm going to warm you up, right? But not too much because the kids are still here. Please, I'm trying to smile. Now is the time that I smile. So, and then he does try to smile. He's like, why do they swim back forth in pool? It seems inefficient. So, Just swim one way and get to the other side

And then it's over Where I come from, you swim, you go on a river You swim up, you get your grocery, you come back You swim one lap there, one lap back And you are done. Why back and forth? Very American. Stacey, by way, the reason why I always say Now is the time is because one time I flew Laftanza

I had like a layover in Germany And so there was like a German flight crew in Lufthansa's German airline and when they did the safety when I got on my second leg on the Lufthansa flight so the German crew was like it was like Germans

it was like everyone was German on the flight but they had to do it in English and the flight attendant was like now was the time for safety now was the time that I will teach you about how to use the mask now was the time that you put on your seatbelts now was the time like everything was like

now is the time I was like yes yes ma'am now was the time for cocktails Now's the time Now's the time you put on your seatbelt Now the time you put it out She was literally saying Now is the time

Like she would proceed everything with now was the time It was so amazing German people are my favorite I told you the story once But I used to work with this German girl Who was so funny to me Because she did not give a fuck And customers

One time a customer complained about their food She's like yeah this isn't what I ordered And Katrina goes, this is fine for you. And then she just like patted her and walked off. My friend Matt. And the lady kept the food. That was it. My friend Matt always tells the story because he was technically born in Germany, but he's American.

So he called up once to try to get dual citizenship. And he was like, hey, I'm calling because I heard that if you are born in Germany, you can get dual citizenship. And he said, the lady goes, and what makes you think that? But now is the time that your American person can go, fuck himself, goodbye. Yeah, now it's the time, you're wrong. Click. So let's see here. Okay, so Tia shows up.

And Tia is going to, you know, to a swim meet, to your kid swimming, what a good friend date. Want to watch my kid swim? So she comes over. And Stacy's, yeah, Stacy's like, oh, I don't just bring anyone around my family. but Tia's new and she hasn't made any judgments about me and Timo's apprehensive about meeting the group because he's aware of things that have happened but he's okay with it little does she know Tia is here as a spy

a group spy that's right so Tia's like well I was wondering if you lot are free tomorrow evening maybe we could do dinner with Wendy and her husband with me and Rob he's got no friends my husband please I'll even let him be He's desperate He'll even be friends with this Very strange looking man

Who seems very uncomfortable Around around Around happiness Would you like to smile, sir? He's like, I am trying to smile I cannot. I fly out tomorrow.

Could you look happier When you say that? I fly out tomorrow. That was anger. I fly out tomorrow. Okay. That's him happy. That's him happy.

Tomorrow was the time that I fly out. I fly out. So tears like, oh, well, how long are you in town? come for. It's like, Joshua Day. It's like, oh, well, we were hoping to be able to, you'd be able to come to Gisela's event on Saturday. We could be told the women. And Stacey's like, no, I don't think he'll be, he'll be back until next week. It's very unfortunate. So they decide, she's like, well, can I just be a threesome with you and your husband to go to that? And Stacey's like, yeah, Tia's part

Nigerian and British, and she's a princess. Who wouldn't want to be friends with her? And Stacey's, yeah, she's like, yeah, she comes from royalty. I'm not even joking. Oh. And Tia's like, yes, my Tia was in the car. He's being Polish. Who look, I got a smile from Tiamo. Yes?

Now is it, you gave joke, and now is the time that I laugh at joke. Laughing time is now over. So Tia's like, well, do you want him to meet any of the other ladies? And she's like, no, that's why you're here. Now, I'm friendly, but I'm not stupid. There's a history with the other ladies. Well, how do you feel about meeting, Monique? Is that the first time you'd met her?

And so, you know, they just make small talk about the ladies. And Tia tells us, well, I'm Sherlock Holmes today, and I'm going to own it all and take it all the way there. So now she's going to dig for some information. And Timo walks away. She's like, love meeting you, safe travels. Oh, you look like your jaw. Oh, it's your, you're trying to smile.

Your jaw looks like it's head. You don't have to try any more of you. That was the time that I walk off into the woods. Because he just disappears. So she's like, well, I'm a detective. And I get to ask whatever I want. But this is my moment. I have reserved a little bit of benefit of the doubt with Stacey.

Just a little bit. So Tia's joking about how Timo just basically got out of there. And Stacey was like, well, yes. By the way, Monique seems really great. I can't wait to know her just a little bit better. Oh, yes. She sounds like she's been through some things. It was really kind of her and vulnerable of her to share some of her personal details.

And how do you know, Chris, by the way? Could you speak into this flower that I have on my lapel? Oh, I just know him socially. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So you're not close at all. Has he ever talked about his divorce to you? No, no, no.

We just know each other. I showed him one of my camel sweaters. God, he really loved that. He wasn't into it first, but I said, Camels remind us that wise men brought Jesus gifts on his birthday, which is how we know what Christmas is. He bought three, which you got a special deal on. I wear these camel sweaters to remind myself of the time I literally broke a camel. Oh, so you're not close? He's never talked about divorce.

Hey, oh, he's just a nice guy, is he? Well, I do not know that man, but the minute you. She says it. My heart sinks because I don't believe her. I'm just dying inside. But that piece of benefit of the doubt that was reserved for Stacey, it's turning to ashes. I just don't trust, Stacy. Oh, it's such a shame that he can't come to Giselle's events. Stacey goes, well, I do want to be completely honest with you. I don't know that he's at that level of comfort yet in terms of meeting everybody else.

Well, maybe Giselle introduces us to her boyfriend. Maybe when Giselle introduces us to her boyfriend, I'll introduce them to Timo. Oh, so we're waiting for pigs to fly, is it? Princess joke. That's a princess joke. Oh, maybe we can all be transparent. Let's all bring our men, okay? I'll bring my boyfriend, ex-husband, husband.

How's that? How about that? So now we go to the rooftop at the Graham with Giselle, Grace, and Ashley's friend, Brandita. Mm-hmm, Brandeta, who we've seen this season. and on the Love Hotel. So Grace, I mean, Giselle tells us Grace's,

Grace is there. So she's like, Grace has grown and Grace has spent a couple years at college. Really? We didn't know. We only saw 10 seasons

of her going up to college. And, um, she, so Grace has been working with Brandt helping to plan events. So that's how Grace is up to in case everyone was wondering.

And it's like, it's very hot and humid there. You can tell because poor Cal, you know, I love Cal. Cal's one of my favorite gays on Bravo. And this poor guy at this event, I don't know if you saw at one point,

he just, has two, he had two giant sweat patches in the back of his shirt. I was like, this poor guy being dragged to this hot and humid event. He shouldn't be here. Oh, you know, it was so funny. Did you notice this at the Pride event? When they all sat down and had lunch and when Monique was talking about her breakup with Chris, that they put all the gays at a table nearby and the gays just all sat there and watched

the women like they were at, like a live podcast taping. That was so funny. You could see their legs. They were all cheated out towards them just watching the women talk. not even trying to blend in. They're just like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Do you guys know Karen? Love her.

She doing okay? Love her. It also felt like they had to be on deck in case they needed to jump in and help someone out. But like, wait a second, you do not get to talk to her that way. You know, they're like ready.

Like, I got my bitch. I'm ready. I got her back. Yeah. So Giselle is just, they're just getting ready for this GNA party. And Giselle's telling us that Robin isn't even

coming to this party, which is hilarious. that you're throwing a podcast party and your co-host isn't going to be there. Like, why bother? But it's also weird because Robin was at BravoCon. I did see her there. I saw her at that bar.

She was there to promote, she was there to promote traders. She was on the trader's panel. Not to promote traders, but she's on the traders panel. So basically, Giselle says, you know, Robin didn't really like about like how she left the show. She clearly did not. She's really unhappy, obviously. about being dropped from the show.

So she just did not want to go back on the show. I kind of feel like I get that. And like, why would you go back to the show that fired you to, like, help prop them up? But also, like, promote your podcasts. I mean, I know Jazeel can do it on her own. But I kind of think in this case, like you have a podcast with Jazelle, like, I say show up. You know, it's not like we're being like, oh, my God, we wish Robin were there. I say, do it for your friend.

Yeah. And do it for yourself. Like you're promoting your podcast on TV. Like, hello. Yeah. Like, but the other ladies are coming, and she's asking about Stacey. She's like, well, I wanted to un-invite her, but you know she called Chris Samuels after we left right. Did you know that? And Brand's like, oh, my God, she did? I did not know that. So the girls are mad at Stacey. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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Remember that show? But she's just not there. So they're talking, they're making small talk, you know, the guys meet each other and the wives, et cetera. And Eddie's asking about where her tea is from. She says she's from London, but born in Nigeria. and they're sort of like trading stories about that, et cetera. Yeah, so, yeah, they make small talk. Like, how long are you guys married?

How long are you guys married? And Tia tells us a story, technically, I was 19 when we met, but we weren't doing anything like that or anything like that. But that's not the only thing I lied about. I used to tell people that I was half Cuban because I thought it sounded exotic as opposed to being Nigerian and English. Like, what's wrong with me? I mean, this is what happens on either.

send a child to an old white boarding school. It's an identity crisis. And I love that, like, for her, she's just, like, laughing it off. It was, like, Caroline Sandberg is like, I went to boarding school, and 10 years later, I'm still devastated by it. So.

I was devastated. I should never have told people I was part Cuban. Ha, ha, ha. People still ask me to put a ham sound. which in a pinini press. Never get over that lie. Can you believe it? The way I would wear those Havana shirts around Eaton.

It's horrifying. So then Eddie talks about meeting Eddie, and he said that they've known each other since they were 17, but that Wendy was never checking for him. And she is like, well, why not? And she goes, he didn't have a car. But then he did get a car. And she was like, yes.

And then he took out insurance on that car And they pretended it was stolen And that paid for their first dinner And they knew they belonged together Damn it So they make small talk about all this And like relationships And yada yada yada and finally

They get to being messy So Tia's like, well I had invited Stacy and her husband today To join us And when he's like Yeah I thought she was gonna be here Why is she not here? Well, he's out of the country

So we couldn't make it Well she did say that out of everybody She felt that I was the safest To be around him Does that make him bad win? Andy? Oh, she said that. She said that. Oh, yes, she did. Me, the safest of Tia. Cuban Tia. Ante Cuban Tia. Tia Tia. Tia. Tia. That is funny if she named, she said, she told everyone she was Cuban and no one said, and your parents named you Ante?

Tia, Tia. The waiter, please. So Wendy is like, Wendy's like, so the person you feel safest to is Tia, Tia that you just met. Tia that does not suck up for you. That tier? Okay. And so Wendy is mad now.

So she calls Stacey. And Tacey's like, Hi, Wendy. How's it going? She's like, Stacey, how all you love? Question for you. We are here on a double date. And my impression was that you were supposed to be here. What happened?

Oh, well, TMO wasn't quite ready for such a big introduction. So we had to pass this time. And Tia's like, ooh, she said he was out of the country, by the way. So now, now it's like another. By the way, this is the real answer. This is the real answer is that Timo clearly does not want to be on TV

and get into fights with other housewives. Yeah, which it sounded is like what she was kind of telling Tia before, where she's like, you know, I'm still uncomfortable with the girls. I'm not sure when I'm going to introduce Tio or Timo, but she had already lied about it. And so I guess she did. decided she's not going to lie about it, but she had already lied about it. I mean, Stacey just can't keep it straight.

So she's like, oh, well, he just flew in today. He just got here this evening. Yep, this morning he flew to England. Then he just got some tea and flew right back. Yeah. Seriously. And so Tia's like, but I just, but, but, but I thought he said, how is this even look? So they're all like, like, wait a second.

Like you just said he just flew out. And I are saying he just flew in. So Wendy says, well, Tia said that you was. said to her that you felt like Tia was the safest person with Timo to be around and I just feel like you're not being the type of friend to me that I've been to you. Because Tia, I really don't appreciate you causing friction between Wendy and me, my Nigerian sister. No, darling, you're creating your own friction because you can't keep up with your story. Wendy, I'm sorry. I regret introducing Tia to Timo first. You are my closest friend in this group and I'm sorry if I

hurt your feelings. Oh, she's full of it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And he's like, well, you know what? We'll have a great time, Stacy, and I'll talk to you soon. So they hang up. And he's like, oh, English bullocks. That's bullshit.

She's full of it. Full of it. Here I am like an idiot defending you. You're on an island, much like Cuba, of your own. And you're actually creating more water in between because clearly you want to stay on an island, a delicious island with beautiful cocktails and wonderful sandwiches. I'd like to add. A fantastic musical.

I'm not going to disregard that. But still. So, um, what is Tia doing here? So did they tell Tia, Tia, you can't just be cute and funny. You have to fight with somebody. So start some shit. Because it seems weird that Tia, like, went to a swimming thing and then is now immediately trying to be like, well, she said I was the safe one.

Ooh, hoo-hoo! And now they're going to have a safety fight. No, no, Tia, Tia was there. wasn't she there for the conversation where she found out that Stacy called Chris Samuels so she Stacy so Tia's like oh like Stacy reached out to Tia she's like oh this is great I'm gonna find out about the Chris Samuels thing Stacy lies and says she doesn't know Chris Samuels so Tia's like hmm this person's full of bullshit and then she goes to she goes to dinner with Wendy and I was like hmm you know she said that I was her favorite because she knows

that like Wendy and and Stacey are close and she also knows that Wendy is going to get this going to be like, wait a second. So, Stacy, and Tia's just like, she's just clever. She keeps her, her cards close to her vest, or her chest, her chest that has a vest on it. And she's like, her vested chest. She's going to see, like, let's see what happens.

Watch what happens live with Tia. So, yeah, so Wendy's like, okay, well, did anything else happen? She goes, well, at Philippe Chau, Angel did mention that she felt that you and her weren't in a great place and you started off well. And she's like, what?

And so we see a flashback to two days ago. Angel saying, yeah, you know, at the airport, Wendy was particularly dismissive, cold and nasty. And yes, I made eye contact. No, hello. How are you? I mean, that set the tone for me for the trip. Because the person who said the catfish comet was Wendy. It wasn't Giselle.

Don, don't, dawn. Oh, God, Angel, Donning. The twist in her own storyline that only she cares about. So, Tia's like, yes, she thinks that she, that you ignored her actually at the airport. Wendy's like, that's not true. She's like, well, in neither is the whole catfish thing. I thought, Giselle said that, but apparently she said that you said it first. And Wendy's like, no, Giselle said it first.

I didn't necessarily say she was a catfish. I was saying, I was defining what she was saying, which I'm so surprised they remember their specifics. I cannot remember a conversation I had three days ago. And they are so, I mean, they, we always talk about how we saw Erica Jane in person. Like Brian Moreland was interviewing Erica Jane. for like a vulture fest thing and how erika jane said that yolanda told her always take notes about the conversations you had and clearly clearly they all do this because there's no i would never remember at this point the stupid conversation like what specifically i said yeah which came

back to a big fight on miami this year when lisa hoxton was like i always take notes of our conversations and they were like you take notes on us how dare you when this advice all went all the way back to Yolanda Foster. You see? Yes, that's right. But Lisa was so stupid because she actually, like, told everyone she was taking notes and she was doing the notes in front of people. And then she made it sound like she was keeping tabs on people, but she was just trying

to keep her story straight. Right. So then basically, Wendy is saying, no, I was saying that Giselle was saying she was catfish. And she was, oh, you were translating for her then? And she goes, yeah, but you know what? You got a problem with me doing that? But you didn't have a problem with the person who said to you to your face that you

don't look how you look on social media. I mean, she attacks me every opportunity she gets. You know what? Kiana and Angel are obsessed. They need that validation. Grown women don't argue about stuff like this. Nevis was a week ago. Go fuck you in that camouflage.

You know what? You know what? You know what grown women to argue about is whether or not that the closest person to someone else. Okay, that's what we argue about, not this. And so they're talking about the party coming up. And Rob is asking where Stacey's from. And Tia says Detroit.

and when he goes, oh, yeah, they got some hustlers out there. Which was pretty funny. I feel like that was a recent, I feel like they, I feel like they, they, they, that's a recent adjustment to the scene. They're like, let's put that, let's put that line in there. So now it's time for the reasonably shady 10 million downloads party. So Kieran is there. She's like, hey, Mommy, what's going on? And Angel, she was with, you know, Kiana, Angel, and Bobby come in.

together and everyone's saying hello and so tia they're talking about where's Stacy and tia's like well i did get her on the phone yesterday when i was with wendy and when i invited him for dinner she said he'd be flying out that night but when we were at dinner she said he had just flown in so cheer on that's everyone yeah so then um angel uh jazelle's using the fan i guess the angel gave her and angel's like oh that warms my heart i just want to know how we can get to know each other better Okay. How can you get to know me better? Do you want to get to know me?

Let's play a Kangall. Get to know me. Okay. And she's like, well, there's been some problems. And Angel goes, oh, yeah, but you already apologized. And I've moved past that. But I haven't addressed Wendy's part. Which is funny because Giselle had apologized a long time ago. And then when, and then Angel was like, well, I don't accept it. And then she got mad for like five episodes. And then suddenly she was like, oh, well, well, you apologize. And I accepted that. I'm like, you didn't, you actually never accepted that. I don't remember seeing any scene where you accepted that, except for when you actually accepted it when it initially happened. But then you got mad about it afterwards for the next five episodes. Yeah. And she's like, but I haven't addressed Wendy's part. And you know, Wendy's saying she's calling you a catfish.

I mean, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, that's an example of our interactions that have devolved in a mercurial nature. What? And then just all goes, mercurial nature. Please give me a definition. Please. And on the screen we see mercurial, a sprightly volatile. or thievish person.

Yeah, I don't know if that's the right use of Mercurial in that context. But it is funny. Conversations have devolved in a mercurial fashion. So, Giselle's like, I don't know what this means. I don't even think Angel knows what it means. She has a delayed reaction to like everything we do.

And once she processes it, she wants to talk about it right now. And I don't care about her right now. I care about celebrating me. So Giselle's like, I think Giselle's like, I'm just happy. It's not me. It has to deal with this bullshit.

She's like, And Angel's like, where is Wendy? Where is she? And Jusel's like, oh, God, here we go. So we see Waleigh from Love Hotel. Gross. And Walee does such the Walee thing, which is that he comes in, all smiles and good looking, and he totally ignores Ashley and gives Zelle a big hug.

And it's like all up on Jazeel. And now she's right there. And then she's like, um, hello. And then it's like, they have to actually point out like, hey, there's Ashley. And then he gives Ashley like a hug. Oh, I didn't see you. But he's totally giving her the question. told her, which was totally the way he operated on Love Hotel when he was mad.

He got so passive aggressive. Yeah, he was a jerk on there. And then he was like, oh, God, I didn't know I was going to be on TV. Yes, you did. You signed a release coming in here. Get out of here. And he goes, where's Robin? There it is.

There's the person to ask. Someone finally asked it. So he's like, well, I'm just here for Robin. I didn't even see Ashley. And I guess he's brought, what, he'd bring flowers or something. Oh, I don't know. He brought something. He brought flowers, but he also has a grill in his mouth.

And Ashley is like, oh, really? Like, this is so while he just is going to show up and, like, have a grill in his mouth. But then they show footage of Ashley wearing a grill a few days earlier. So then he does, they do say hello awkwardly or whatever. And he meets Jazzy. And they talk about him being on Love Hotel. And Ashley's like, yeah, he was clearly fake on Love Hotel. I mean, what a jerk.

Like, I was going to put him on my Instagram. Wow. I'm glad you didn't. I'm glad you didn't sully that all important Instagram feed. The Ashley Darby feed. I'm like, have there been photos of Michael Darby on there before? Because I'm sure that they were. The things are. I like Ashley calling him fake when she was probably dating Beavis that whole time. But whatever, essentially. So then Stacey, Wendy, and Eddie arrive and, you know, come in. And Stacey sees Vivian. And she's like, seeing Vivian is neither here nor there. I've let that friendship go. She would put me in the same outfit as other friends, but I will always keep it classy. Pat your hair down and send you on your way because she does do that to Vivian. She comes in. She's like, hello, Vivian. And then she like runs her hand down her hair and pats it. Yeah, she does.

So then Wendy, Wendy is congratulating Giselle on 10 million downloads and all that. And then we see Jazzy and Kay and Angel ordering drinks at the bar. And Giselle makes her announcement. She goes like, hello. Hello, hello, reasonably shady was started during the pandemic. We were bored. Rob and I are friends. We had nothing to do.

So Robin's not here. Something came up. She had to sit on the sofa for a moment. So sorry, she's, you only get me here today. Robin is in bed. Let's face it. And so Wendy's like, this makes no sense. Like, don't have us thinking we're coming to see Supremes and we just get to see Diana Watts.

Like, I mean, come on. What's the group? Where's your backup dancer? Where's Wobin? Where's Wob? Is she on the couch? does this same she had to deal with a sudden influx of embellish hat orders so she couldn't make it today so they put in a clip of robin being like it's so hard to get out of bed which is so cruel because

that was her depression storyline she was depressed out there like jazzy jazzy appears she almost looks like she's wearing a wedding dress in her uh confessional i'm like okay jazzy we get it she's like i didn't get my my wedding only got five seconds on tv so i'm going to prolong it as much She's like, hand. But she goes, girl, get up off the couch and come support your friend. So Ashley, yeah, Ashley says, you know, she's like, she basically says that Giselle's putting on a brave face, but she can tell that she's really upset that Robin is not there. So Stacey pulls Wendy aside for a talk. And Stacy's like, okay, well, I wanted to rehash last night, you know, because when we talk, it's one way, but then you're in the group and you act another way. And he is like, well, when I first met you, I'd heard a lot about.

you. And I didn't want to form an opinion on you, so I took time to get to know you. I saw your daughter swim terribly and I said, I'm done with her. I got up at five in the morning to come meet you and your husband who couldn't even smile and your daughter because I am interested. Or should I say I was interested. That's called a Princess Diss. Okay, I was interested in having a friendship with you. So when I was there, I invited you to dinner. Do you remember that? Admitted, I said it in Spanish because I was having a Cuban flashback. But, you know, I just still invite you. I invited you to Comeida.

I'm sorry. This isn't college anymore. And Tia's like, well, you invited my husband, and he politely declined. And he said, no. She was, oh, well, he said he was flying out the evening of the dinner, is what I understood. No, he was flying out on Wednesday evening. Don't you remember Wednesday evening? And so then Stacey's like, you know, the problem with you,

no, you told me he was flying out the next day. And she goes, well, the problem with you is, no, there's no fucking problem with me. But the problem with you is, no, clearly there's no fucking problem with you. The problem's with you. Everybody who has seen you has called you a liar. And I have given you the benefit of the doubt.

You thought I was foolish. Don't let this accent fool you. I don't think that accent makes you people think you're foolish. I think that accent automatically makes everybody think you're smarter than everybody, right? Yeah. When I hear that accent, I'm like, oh, my God, it's so glamorous, you know? Don't let this accent fool you. I'm very unintelligent.

So, Tia's like, well, Stacy will say whatever she needs to say to be said. Whatever needs to be said. But she'll slit out of any crook and cranny to try and get out scot-free. And I was a good bloody friend to her for five minutes. at a swim match. But of course she switched on me. So I know today she's not a friend. She's actually a phone.

So Kiarna's like, ooh, here's my chance. Well, let's talk about showing up today, okay? Because let's talk about the who the real friends are. Because last week I thought it was amazing that Moni shared her whole entire like healing journey with her husband. So 10 months after that, I was on the phone with a cookie. And at this point, Cookie is sort of like, has drifted over. Cookies lingering in the background.

He's like kind of looking at everybody ready to jump in. Like, call me when you need me. Cookies here. Don't mess with, when you mess with me, you mess with all of go-go music. So she's like, I was on the phone with cookie. And then the other line, Chris called in. So she clicks back and says over to me,

like, Stacey, you called him and Monique was trashing Chris. And then, like, he treated her like a piece of meat and that they had bad sex. And Stacey goes, what are you talking about? And Wendy actually defends Stacey or she's like, I mean, well, how do you know it was Stacey who did that? And she's like, well, I know it was her.

Why did you do that, Stacy? She goes, I don't know what you're talking about. What? The lies, the link, the drama. And Kieran is like, you know. And she says, why would I say that? And Kieran is like, well, Cookie's standing right here. And she goes, when he's like, oh, my God, why are we doing this?

And Cookies like, because you called him and you told him. And Cookie's like, what do you mean how? With a phone, don't sit up here and act stupid with me. She doesn't start like stupid with me. So when he goes, okay, let me tell you why this is making me very uncomfortable, okay? Because I met with Monique and she told me that if cookie is around, cookie's going to trash her. And if we're talking about Monique, I think it's only right for Monique to be here. Can we get Monique at this party please?

No. Okay, I guess we're going to have to have a cookie scene. So then Stacey just like point, Stacy does this thing where she just points her finger at cookie. Like, I don't know what she's trying to point out. I don't know what she's trying to be like, see. She's just like, she's doing this. Like, I mean, what? Yeah.

Yeah, just ticulating, if you will. The arm is not fully out, but just like a little bit. And Cookie looks here, it goes, don't point your finger at me. Camden was like, calm down, cookie, calm down cookie. You're climaxing too soon, Cookie. So Stacey starts pointing at her. And she's like, point your finger at me one more time, lady. And Stacy just keeps pointing.

Talk about drama. Talk about length. Talk about a finger. Talk about gesticulation. And Karen is like, calm down. Cookie, calm down. I mean, it really is like, come on. Yeah, calm down, Sophia, don't do it.

And she's like, I'm coming with the truth. And Stacey's like, well, I can point my finger where I want. Like, don't do it. Don't do it, Stacey. You need to go take a bath with your funky ass. Cookie, come down, come on. Someone calm or does. I am calm.

So, Giernan was like, Moni's talking about getting into a good space of copierring with her ex husband and her healing, guys. And Stacy's like, well, no matter how many times you say it, It doesn't mean it's true. Well, guess what? It ain't true since you said you've been in the... What it ain't?

She said, nothing you said have been true since you've been in this goddamn group. And Stacey's like, the only time you get heated, baby, is when it's about me. Usually you're a zero. So today you made it, maybe took it to a two. So I'm happy to see you here, boo. Okay, happy to see you with it too, boo. Your character's flawed, Sisi. I never trust you were in my husband.

She goes, you don't have one. And it just ends. I loved it both. I laughed at both things, actually, because I loved her. She goes, your character is flawed. I love that. Your character is flawed. I wouldn't trust you around my husband.

You don't have one. And that Stacey just sort of like shrugs like, sorry, bitch. You don't have one. Oh, my God. The fact that they spent the whole episode building a case against Stacey, they finally confront Stacey and Stacey wipes the floor. with Kay in the very last line was gold. You can't have

Kay go in to do that. Like you need Giselle to do that. Kierna, because Kierna is just throwing whatever she can against all. She is trying so hard. She just is not there yet. She has no chill. She comes right in the middle of another argument and then she just spits it all out there. It's just, she's

badly done. I mean, this is her third season and she's still just not doing great. I mean, it is getting to be funny now, though, with Kierna. It is. She's just so bad at But Kierna and Angel, like, just being, you know, what, droop and drip or whatever, it is, it's actually hilarious how, like, Angel being such a downer. Kierna just trying so hard. It is, it is hilarious. But really, the breakout star, this episode, of course, was Cookie.

Because Cookie, you know, the way she just snapped at Stacey, like, so quickly. Oh, it was so great. It was hilarious. Yeah. Kiki was funny. Weren't they, like, holding back. Cookie is they're like, come on. Calm down.

Calm down. Cookie, calm down. Yeah, they're like pulled her away. But also, I love that Stacey holds her ground. She's like, I'll keep on pointing at you. You know, they're like, it was great. It's such a hilarious fight. Yeah, Stacey's really not afraid of anybody, which I like.

That's, I think, what everyone is real. Like, that's what's so funny about her is that she has this sort of campy presentation that is, like, it feels very much. like in a 1980s kind of soap opera kind of vibe in terms of like there's like a fakeness about the way she talks that's so QVC which is very funny but we know that she can she really can handle herself and she's very shady and in a way and so like like that dichotomy of personalities is is very entertaining to me and the fact that they have to bring in outside cast members to confront her like none of them can bring her down they are all trying to bring her down you got

Tia coming in, Stacey didn't care. She didn't pay her any mind. So they have to bring in an outside force. And Stacey still just wipes the floor with them. It's amazing how she does it. It's really good. And by the way, Tia, I just want to say also, like, I think Tia is so tremendous, too. Like, I love Tia.

She's so funny and she's so good. She does hold her own as well. Like, it's not like Tia lost this argument. She was, she was just, it was just, it got, Kiana came in and ruined everything. But Tia is like a great addition. Stacey, I mean, like, between Stacey and Tia and Wendy's having her best season that she may have ever had, you know, Ashley's having like a waning season. But I still think Ashley has a totally deserved place. She's having a decent season, I think. Yeah, I mean, but people are like, what is Ashley even doing? Like, Ashley is actually. She's part of this group. Let's, let's not try to fire Ashley. I think Ashley is an essential part of it. Giselle is Giselle. The cast is actually in a remarkably great place. And even though Kearna, an angel are big duds that the fact that they are duds is actually oddly entertaining to me like acknowledge that they're duds the season is getting kind of mixed reviews i think but

i will say it's half a new cast and when you have a new cast you've got to give them till their second season to really get firing i think but i think it's a pretty good season i've been laughing my ass off so i love this season i think by next year it'll be it'll be killer especially with Karen back. I mean, Karen and Tia in the same space is going to be very, very funny. Oh, I think it's going to be wonderful. I think the season's awesome. I'm surprised. I was surprised when I first heard

that there's, like, some people were not into the season because I think it's like the strongest in years. I love it. I think it's great. All right, everybody, well, thank you so much for being here. We will talk to you manana. Bye. Bye. Watch what Crapins would like to

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