Watch What Crappens - #3088 Below Deck Med S10E09 Part 2: Good Ol’ Unreliable Nathan

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

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Bye, enjoy the show. So now we go to Joe and V, and Joe's like, I've got a good feeling about this charter. What about you? And Nathan, oh, whatever, Nathan, sorry. And he's like, oh, I'm really excited. It could be a good challenge just to. to really do the decky part. We know it's coming.

So everybody gets to work. And then we see Captain Sandy, you know, like, look at me. Just because I'm a captain, doesn't mean I don't work. Look at me. Hand me a shami. I'm going to do a window. This window's filthy. This is disgusting.

This is disgusting. I want the whole deck crew up here. We need a preference sheet meeting before I yell at Nathan. Okay. Everyone preference sheet, but it's an angry preference sheet meeting. And it's not even a sheet. It's an iPad. Preference iPad. But I prefer, you know, like I prefer Zoom, you know. But that's just neither here or there. Okay. The next two days, co-primaries Camille and Patricia with a J. Think about it. With the J.

Yeah, where's the J? I'll let you figure that one out. They're celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Ooh, I'll take it over over here in this tea preference sheet meeting. He wants to treat his friends, Imrod, Andrew McGarr, Dr. Carler, Dr. Rossi, and Mike to a dream vacation. Why does that sound like a murder mystery? It really does. Itinerary requests. On day one, the guests want to indulge in the water toys that the yacht has to offer. Everything goes out, people. Within five minutes, I want to see all those water toys.

God, I love singing my greatest hits. God, if they put the water slide out, put the little crocodile, the inflatable crocodile, put the banana out, put the naughty boys out. If you got a yo, throw it in the ocean every single. single toy out there right away. The group would love to have a romantic party said in ancient times like Cleopatra and Mark Anthony.

Do you know what happened in that relationship? They want to have a special romance like O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown. As long as we're talking about 1994, am I right? They're requesting a night to dinner theme of sexy nightlife of Spain, and they would like a little taste of tapas, sucking pig from Madrid, and intense seafoods from Barcelona. You know,

these themes are very out of the box. Are they? Tapas. Topas in Spain? Topas? Come on, Josh. Josh, you're proving not to be the worst chef in the world, but seriously. Here's an out-of-the-box theme.

Intense seafood from Barcelona. Whoa! Suckling pig. Ooh, crazy, intense seafoods. Yes. And tapas. You know, I've gone skinny dipping with a bunch of hippies, drinking ayahuasca and the sacred valets of Peru,

playing guitar with the drummer from Queen, although I'm pretty sure that when I played guitar with the drummer from Queen, I was still on my ayahuasca trip, so I cannot verify that that actually happened. But the point is I've never been to me. And then we see the photo of Josh naked with rose petals all over his leaner. as he reaches towards the sky. And the sky says,

no, I just fuck any man, really. I'm right here. Sorry. So now on the bridge, Joe and V are talking about how excited they are for the charter. And Sandy goes, oh,

oh, by the way, one other thing. When that sun starts to come up, the boat better be clean on the outside. Otherwise, 40 years. years of, you know, on and off weather. It could happen.

So that's just my threat to you. You know, in the beginning of this season, Nathan had a rocky start because he didn't have a strong deck team. And, you know, now, now he has a strong crew. And he's still struggling. And we're headed into Charter 5. And this is the third charter with this new deck team. And I got big expectations, buddy.

Okay? So I want to see Nathan take charge. I want to see him delegate. And I have a smooth running deck. Fresh in the decks all the time. I'm going to be paying attention, all right? Greens, greens, nothing but greens, all right? Let's get to it.

And just remember, at the stroke of midnight, if I see a streak on this window, then you all will be sleeping for the next eight hours or so as mandated by the employee handbook. Okay, good night, everyone. It's the last. Last midnight. It's the last curse.

So we see everybody getting ready for Charter. And, you know, Kizzy's miserable in Laundry. Love to see it. And so they have to get in their whites. And Max is bringing Kathy a mug of coffee or tea. And she's like, oh, a man after my own heart. I'm sorry. I really know he wants to get married when there's a bit of donut in here.

So Max is like, congratulations. So Kathy's getting her two stripes And she's like Kizzy might have beat me to my man But she will not beat me at my job And it's all It's all exciting And Aisha says

Coming into Charter 5 I'm worried that there's going to be a bit Be a bit of residual tension Between Kathy and Kizzy After the kiss I'm just going to shower everybody With positivity Oh

Well maybe not I'll read them fulfilled, but I'll say it with a very positive tone and a smile on my face. So the guests arrive and Sandy's like, hello everyone, welcome to the boat. This is a beautiful boat and we have all sorts of fun things for you. We got toys, so many toys. You can't even imagine how many toys there will be. But if by dawn the next morning and the sun is rising, the toys are not back in the boat, then you and your families will suffer a terrible.

Terrible feed. You might get sunburns. Here's what I want to see before the sun rises on this boat. One, the cow is white as milk. Two, the shammie is red as blood. Three, a water toy. Is someone going to take these napkins from us?

Is someone going to take these napkins from us? Damn it, foiled again. You know, when someone's going to cast a magic spell and you really should listen to all the bullet points. So the guests come and Imron, some guy named Inron, interrupts everything, interrupts the welcome. And he's like, yeah, someone should probably take our clothes from us. That would be nice. I'm like, you are not even the primary. As usual.

How dare you, Imran. Always the guy who's not the primary is going to make this splash. So, yeah, he basically interrupts Sandy's little introduction to demand that someone take the table. from their hands. God forbid they hold on to it for five seconds while sanding. Oh, the cloths. It's the cloths. Yeah, it was like little cloths. Yeah, yeah. I demand you take all of our clothes from us right now.

Okay, that's kind of a good request. Well, he does basically say, I need my laundry done. In fact, as they're going on the tour, he's like, um, I need to do laundry ASAP. Is there like a servant you can send to do this for us? And he's just like, he's here a servant.

Oh, God, that was pretty gross. And she starts laughing and she's like, I think this guy thinks he's being funny. And he goes, yeah, this is the guy you've been worried about. His friend says, this is the guy you've been worried about. She goes, well, I'll grant him the grace. So this might be a joke. But if there isn't, there might be an uprising amongst the servant.

She should meet Ramona Singer, who literally called them servants without, without a wink and a nod on that one season of New York. She's like, we're the servants. So, um, Josh is preparing in the, in the galley and they're leaving the dock and, you know, the usual stuff like, you know, lines and anchors and things like that and, uh, Kizzy is sad. This is funny. Yeah. Kizzy has to do the laundry. And she's like, oh, God, Imron's laundry stinks, which I love for Imron because he's

going to come on here and be a jerk and everyone hates him and he's smelly. Yeah, but also laundry should stink. I will allow him that. Like, I mean, Kizzy, what are you expecting? So then, um, she's making out with it. She's like, but hey, I'm doing this for other women everywhere. Well, there's no other eligible men to make out with, unfortunately. So, Imran's like, I mean, guys, I mean, how do, like, how do I call the servants?

Like, what do I call them? I mean, servants, they're servants, aren't they servants? What else do we call them servants? And this, you know, his friends are mortified. They're like, oh, my God, we can't believe. Yeah, they're like, please stop. God, please, geez, let's stop. So now, um, Josh is wrapping grape leaves.

I love a man who can wrap a grape leaf. Listen, you're, you're suddenly hot to me, sir. And then we go to Nathan, who is in the bridge with Sandy. And, um, he's like, can I just leave the flage infillated. The fenders, sorry. Can I leave the fenders inflated? Can I leave the fletas and fender? What was that? If you, oh, see, this is, this is what happened. You didn't clean the windows by dawn. Now you've been cursed. You've been cursed to say things backwards. Cow was white is milk, shammy, red is blood, hair is yellow, is corn, slippers, pure, it's cold.

So, uh, he's like, Nate, you just remember one thing. Nice is different. then good okay so he's like can i so can i just leave the fenders inflated she goes we're pros remember i mean we're not a floating trailer park geez this guy over here so now um the show the boat is like wobbling you know or like waving or whatever and um a guest falls in her chair and then a dryer door hits kizzy in the head and then i cheer for a dryer door And then Sandy starts looking out of the water with her binoculars. And she's like, oh, my God, a live version of my favorite show is coming to town. Wind.

Oh, God, look at that. And they actually show us the waves. For the first time ever, they actually put a little graphbook that's like, look, there's the waves. Look how big there. I was like, okay. Normally we just take their word for it. But sure. We got a talk.

We got to talk. Nathan, Nathan, get to the bridge. And then she tells us, now listen, sometimes there's storms and there happen in other places where you have wind effect. So I'd like to introduce my new spin-off show to Netflix. Wind effects. May not be actually, Wendy, but you're still suffering the consequences, starring the girl from revenge.

So everyone, everyone, okay, okay. So, oh, sorry, I thought I was going to go talk to the guests by the setup. That was just my practice. Let's see what else is happening in the boat. before I go and tell me guess what's happening. I just, okay, let me try that again. So everyone, yeah, that's a good starter. I like that. So everyone.

It's a good way to start the conversation. Okay, Aisha, you have to tell the guests, we have to go back to the dock because we're going to go, because it swells. It's lost. I'm overwhelmed. I saw so many big waves out there. The wind is actually happening in real life.

It's so exciting. My heart's racing. Yeah, we're going to go to Villanova because it's, you know, just for the nice, a nice protected marina. And tomorrow our hope is to be able to get off the dock. but we're going to have to see how many episodes of wind effects are released. And so Nathan is back in the bridge with her.

And she's like, weather update just came through. Oh, my God, we're in trouble. So now Aisha goes to tell the guests. And she's like, well, Sandy said to let you know that the swell is picking up a lot. So we're going to head into the marina. And you can watch all episodes now on Netflix. For limited time only. So they're docking.

And so normally, normally, hey, that was a joke. It was a pun on Norma Lee, as if she could get with Captain Lee. Remember? It's like when I said Norma Lee. He didn't even want to fuck her. So normally. I've never to be able to say normally normal again. Oh, wow.

I felt like I'm doing sundown. Hey, that could be a great song for Into the Woods as well. Normally, Norma cannot be normal. Right? That's good. That's where I play. It takes to normally, normally, why can't you be normal? Normally.

So it's time for docking. And V is like, oh, God, it's so hard to be professional around Joe. I mean, I just look at him and I'm like, I want to kiss you. But, I mean, we're on charter. So professional handshake, not blushing. Don't look into your eyes, not seeing the sparkle. And I'm, nope, nope, nope, no, no, no, you're an idiot. You're an idiot.

Okay. Have you not seen this show before? Have you not listened to half the things he's told you? you. I don't feel for you, V. No. Back away. Back away. So they usually, I have to say usually, because I literally cannot say normally anymore now. But they usually docked the boat, like with the butt of the boat against the dock.

But this time they have to do it sideways. And this is like causing Nathan to have like a true mental breakdown because they've never done. They've never done it sideways. So part side, part side. Part side. Part side. Part side. Part side. Part side. Part side. But if it's part side, the lines are completely wrong for portside. And so Imron's eyes like, servants, am I right? Hey, so you're going to use the bow thrusters, the stern thrusters boats? Am I right?

You ever see a fin on a fish? It's like a keel. Am I right? Kills and holes, rotters, anchors, right? She's like, yeah, I don't have a stern thruster. And he goes, you don't. You're American. Good one, Imran.

So Nathan's like, whole season, we've been talking about Sam, too. But now we're going to do it in the marina now. Oh, we just have to do it dockside too. This is just a new challenge from our deck. I'm going to lose my... I'm walking on complete eggshells. What am I going to do with Captain Sandler right now? I pray I can't...

I pray that it goes well. It's not going to go well. I can tell you that right now because Joe's already knocking into walls. So now Imran is blocking Sandy's view. And she's like, excuse me. I need to see, stupid. And he's like, get me a crust of bread.

You dumb bitch? Hey, this is an A docking and you're a B-per. person, so see your way out of this conversation. See, spelled S. Yeah, it's a wordplay. There's a wordplay union starting up. I don't know if you heard. Those guys terrible. So she's like, we need spring lines. Springlines. He's like, ah, that's American to ask Jesus. God. We call them, I was going to try and make a joke about spring rolls, but in America, we call them.

What do we call them? The fried ones. Egg rolls. So you get egg rolls. Yeah, sorry. Okay, that failed. Just cut that out. You know what?

You know what? Cut that out. Hey, okay, come on. Okay, come on. What's going on? What's going on? You don't have enough lines. It takes two lines.

Two lines. It takes two. I thought one was enough. It's not true. It takes two. Spring lines. You came through. When the journey was rough, it takes two.

It took two. It took two lines of us. Come on now. Hurry up. So Nathan's like, I don't know if I can do it. I'm just like, anything can happen on the seat. Will you kiss me?

Oh, guys, come on, stay present, stay present. Every moment, every moment is a present for the present moment. Come on, guys. So everyone's like, oh, my God. And shows like, oh, my God, what happened? What happened to the spring lines? And he's like, oh, my God, I removed the wrong line. Oh, my God, never mind.

And Sandy's like, oh, my God, leave the line, leave the line. Hello, little girl. Oh, watch You're missing all the flowers And Nathan's like Oh, Joel, come on, go over there, go over there, guys, come on, guys I was like, don't get mad, don't get mad, come on, be calm, be calm, be calm, little one, become, become who out there could love you more than I

Who out there that I cannot supply And Nathan's like, I can't get the line down. I can't get the line to agony. She's like, oh, my God, stop yelling already. And so V's like, it's so much pressure, so much pressure. I've never thought like this before. And Joe's like, well, I don't like it and spoke to like I'm a piece of shit. You shouldn't communicate to anyone in this way.

There's no need for it. And meanwhile, Nathan's running around, like belting at the top of his lungs. Hey, Nate, quiet, Nathan, use your walkie-talkie. Careful the words you say. Charter guests will listen. He's like, Agony, all alone in the night. She's like, stop getting mad. He's like, I'm not getting mad.

I'm just being assertive. Isn't that what you want for me? And Max is like, well, like you work with, he's like, you work with Captain Sandy. She never scream. Look at her. If she got mad, she gets shot the pant. That is all she do. You need to learn like this.

We have the best role model. Just replicate. You do copy paste of doing what Captain Sandy do. Wash, voila. You are best school mama ever. And you wake up to somebody saying, Hello, BB. Hello, BB.

I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, this one off. All right. This one off everyone. Stop yelling. Stop. Use your radio. Come on. Use the radio, Nathan.

You can do it. He's like, copy. So they dock. So they finish docking. Yeah. Everything's fine. Everything's fine, as usual. They really needed Captain Kerry here to be like,

this song, we got to go in poolside. And let me tell you. What happens, Portsod? People die. All right, it's fine. We got in there, fine. There we go. It's fine. He really does the best doomsday docking. I know. Monologues. It's time for a commercial.

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that was such a good opening line. So everyone, he, So we're hearing a different... I'm proud of practice that one. Sometimes it's good to have some lacton loaded. We're in this marina because there's weather. There's no either way to say it. So I'll just sing it.

There storm clouds in this sky. So they're like, oh my God, we're stuck here for the night. And you sing. She's like, yeah, you know what, today's not going to be safe out of there. We're just going to stay here tonight. Listen, I am the captain. I've got a record of Keith. And my record is turning back the boat and refusing to go on the ocean more than any other captain in below deck history.

Okay. So we're staying on dock tonight. Yeah. But the good news is that we decided to dock in the most scenic dock in all of Spain, the Villanova parking lot. Enjoy the view. Okay, great. Guys, just enjoy it. You know, where else can you see the lights reflecting off of the big lights?

You're going to love it here. Okay, so enjoy. Enjoy. It's just not safe out there. It's dangerous. So Nathan and Kizzy are talking in the galley. And Kizzy's like, I actually really hate everyone today. I'm sad.

Like, do you ever get in a bead? We're just like, I don't like anyone today. Booh-boo-boo. He's like, oh, sorry, did you hate me too? Hmm. Well, I haven't really spoken to you today. you've been ignoring me he's like well shall we never speak then

she goes should we not just randomly come kiss me in the laundry and he's like oh she's like oh swing and a miss for Gizzy swing in a miss so Captain Sandy checks in on V and asks her how she's feeling and she's like oh my god this was my first time doing it

sideways I didn't mean it like that I want to go slowly I want to go slowly. I wasn't talking about that. So now they're decorating for their luxury ancient Greece dinner. And Aisha is talking to Josh and asking about canopy beginnings or start time. And he's like, all right, we've got grape leaves, oysters going to Tempura. Then I'm going to, you know, I used to do Tempora oysters at a restaurant like 15 years ago.

It was delicious. Haven't done it for 15 years. Surely it will still work. Yeah. What could go wrong with, you know, fried food a la minute? So Josh is like, when I hear ancient times dinner, I think of feeding them grapes, you know, those kind of vibes. He's like, they're like, do you think about the Roman Empire a lot? He doesn't even pick up on really what that means.

He's like, you know, I actually come from a town in England that has a lot of Roman influence called Bath, which has the Roman baths, which I hated going to because I hate baths. And it brings me back memories of Rome, even though I have no memories of Rome because I wasn't actually there. What was the question again? So, yeah, we're doing our, we're doing our Greek, our Greek romantic dinner featuring the inspiration of Anthony and Cleopatra. I was also suggest maybe a great love story like, I don't know, Antigone or maybe a real, real laugh, real belly, heartwarming one like Medea. I don't know. They could go in so many different directions. Adipus?

Mm, love that love story. Great. It's a good one. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good one for Mother's Day. So they, the guests are complaining that they're just sitting in the parking lot, which, you know, you deserve it because you brought Imran. Yeah. He's fit for the big lot's parking lot. So then we go to Kizzy and Kathy decorating and Kizzy's like, I don't even think I've been outside today. And Kathy's like, oh, do you seem a little bit down today? I'm sorry, do I have a hickie right here on my neck? Because he's like, I'm just one of those moods where everyone's pissing me off.

You know, when you have those days? And Kathy's like, not really. Oh, are you cleaning a window while you're setting the table? I am. Sorry. How I stay happy. Did you just windex my forehead? Just like, I did.

I'm restless. So now everybody gets ready for C and let's see, whatever. Because he's like, oh, God, if I'm going to be in the cabins, is there much point to even dressing for this? God, I'll just stay in this. I'm not changing in this. I'm not changing into anything. Uh-oh, Kizzy's starting to spiral.

I know. She cannot deal with being squirled away in laundry and also not have any guys to, like, flirt with. So Sandy, look, checks in on Josh. Hey, those are some impressive grape leaves. What, they're edible too? Oh, wow. You're working on different levels now, Josh.

Wow, very impressed. You know what? Here's a question for you. why don't grapes ever just stay you know where they always leaving you know it's the headline grape leaves yeah i feel so sad so sorry for grape's wife i know you know stay with me right um now everybody's in their greek outfits and kathy's feeding max grapes and um someone calls imron a peasant boy and asks how he likes the wine and he's like not a fan not a fan of this this wine. Okay, well, we can keep trying until you find one that you like. That's not a

problem. Um, and then one guy is like, I love the vibe and the friendship, friendships and us being here on this beautiful boat in this parking lot. It's just fucking unbelievable, right? And they all laugh. So, and it seems like everyone's actually pretty normal except for that one guy. That one guy is just awful. And the rest are just like, you know, they're just kind of joking about the situation. So Josh brings out his grape leaves and stuff like that. And Aisha sends Kathy to Capas with Kizzy.

And Kizzy's just, she's just being a spoil sport. And Kathy's like, oh, how are you baby cakes? She's like, really good. I know I can be grumpy. It's like, if I was in front of the guests, I'd be like, he-he. But I know that in front of you is just fine. You know what? Like, I'm tired of you announcing that you're grumpy. At this point,

just be grumpy because now it's just performative. Now you're just begging people to say nice things about you to get you into a good mood. And no one's taking the bait. It's hilarious. Yeah. She's like, but I know that I can be grumpy around you and that's fine. She says, no, it's not. I need full energy. Okay. Happy to show me. Happy to show me. She's like, oh, fuck off. So then Aisha's clearing dinner and Imron's like, for my 40th birthday, I'm going to steal one idea from your 40th birthday. And the guy's like, oh, is that the hookers or the or the Coke? Ron goes, no, the quotes, the quotes.

Oh, yeah, this one. I've been poor and I've been rich and I choose rich every single time. Okay, you know what, never mind. I take back everything I just said about these guests. But I love the Erica Jane nod. Yes. So the crew is serving the main course now and everyone's like, well, can we give it a slow clap to Josh? Slow clap to Josh.

It's basically what Kizzy is giving to everybody else. So and Josh is like, well, we've got mushroom puree. The noki is truffled. It's also gluten-free, just in case. God, that's traumatizing. The asparagus, red juice, reju, beef. Oh, I hope it's cooked to your liking. God, does anybody here want to kiss me?

No, God, get out of here. Had to try. So he goes back down to the gallery, being like, because I'm a lemon squeeze a, geese, crowd, please. Gee, I can't understand why he's not getting laid. So then everyone is like the dinner is done. guests are going to bed because he's helping with dishes asian kathy are um just hanging around talking and stuff and is he's just because he's just annoyed because that's her thing today and um imran says he's going to

go masturbate so he can be ready for tomorrow guys a real classic so um kizzi's talking to josh and she's like you know what i was just thinking right now i'm not really a yachty you know and i feel like being around people who are super, super yachty, you know, I just find it draining, you know? And he goes, you mean Kathy? He's like, oh, let me guess. It's the person who won the man that you were trying to steal from her. Right. Kathy. And she's like, yeah, I mean, I really like her, but she is really yachty. You know what I mean? Now Kizzy is going to do that thing where she's going to reframe the whole narrative to be like, oh, I'm actually not like, like, I'm happy for her, but like,

I'm also above her. Like, yeah, she may be better at the job than me, but that's because I just don't care about the job because she's like so all about being a yachtie isn't that just so sad she's now going to like change this whole thing as if she is not literally a yacht on a boat about yachties right on a show about yachties right now yeah i like how you say it like aunties yatties yatties yatties yatties ys is so annoying and john's actually very good like he's very sensitive um i think he's annoying but he's also like a very sensitive nice person and he's like so are you feeling left out? She goes, maybe, and he goes, you'd like to be

the center of attention, and I'm not right now. And he goes, exactly. I mean, maybe she's a little on the nose. But he's like, well, I mean, she's just making me feel like a little bit small, you know, and I hate the fact that someone has the power to do that to me. I mean, what the fuck? How can you not feel small when you base your entire self-worth on what men think of you and attention that you're getting from everybody else?

You're never going to feel any self-worth that way, Kizzy. Come on, get with it. You're like such a beautiful girl. You've got such a good personality. Well, you've got such charm about you. And such charisma. You don't have to be like this. Yeah, there's still hope for you.

All those things, attention, male attention, all the things that she is seeking. Those are all fleeting and ephemeral. Okay, they're not lasting. And that's why she will always feel small because she's not really, she's filling a cup that has a hole in it. And it's just not going to work out.

So, Kizzy is. Josh is like, shall I see? stick my penis in that hole. The cup's like, no. All I want is a male. All I want is some male attention for once in my life. Well, you know, I'm here for you. I have to, I have to, oh, I'm sorry, Ben, I didn't mean to cut you off.

No, her saying that she wants to be the center of attention. She's actively the center of Josh's attention at this moment. And she's like, well, not your attention. I just feel like I could get one male to pay attention to me. He's just staring at her like, any more about your deep-seated feelings? It's like, no, God, not you. But I think honestly, one of the best things to happen to me was aging because I've, you know, I think so much of your time being young is spent like, oh my God, what do I look like? And who must to fuck me? And like, am I good looking enough? I'm like everywhere you go. It's like, am I good looking? Like, who's looking at me and who's looking at my friend? I mean, I think that's just such a normal part of growing up. And then there's a certain point where you just go bald and you get chubby and you age a little bit. And there's like no running from it. And you actually have to start like talking to people. differently and like you start having to have other skills in life to um get you by yeah and i

think that that's going to be good for kizzy so maybe we need to check in with kizzy in 20 years um yeah so probably be much more palatable yeah because like in your four the 40s are great because you really do get a sense of just more of who you are i think i don't know i mean i listen i love therapy i think therapy helps you know it's it's great that we have well i love ice cream too, you know? I think it's great that we have, you know, like our podcast is doing well, you know, when you spend so many years in L.A., you know, just trying to make ends meet in trying to find success and try to make it as a writer and trying to make it this and that.

Like, it can actually do a number on your psyche, but like, you know, to finally have like a stable job that's doing nicely, like all those things kind of like help you relieve some pressure and you start to realize you can sort of focus on yourself a bit more and you start to realize what you like, what you don't like, and you can just kind of let a whole bunch of bullshit go. And I'm looking forward to that for Kissy. Like you said, in 20 years when she hits 43, unfortunately, it doesn't always work out that way.

We're lucky. Yeah, when it's just not all attention from men, you know, and I know as someone who wanted attention from men too, you know, and it's not just a woman thing, men do it too. Yeah. So, but it's just like, it's just not the way to live. It's sad. It's sad to watch it.

It doesn't work out for everyone. Also, look at Britney Bateman. She's like 53 and she's still in the, like, she's still in her kizzy face. Well, that's true. Yeah, that's true. I guess everybody doesn't change. But I mean, I said like when you get chubby and bald. Oh, that's fair.

There was also that element to it. But yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, just, you know, God, I hope the best for her. But God, right now, she's fucking obnoxious. So now the next morning on the boat, everybody's getting up in the morning. And captain's like, Joe, Joe, wake up the whole crew. Because they are leaving the dock in 15. minutes you understand me into the sea it's time to go i hate to leave i have to though oh god wake up

wake up okay we're going we're going to go get the anchor get the anchor all right now we're out okay we're we're going departure that was a great departure now all we can have to do is drop an anchor and nothing could go wrong here two shackles in the water two shackles in the water not more than two okay how many shackles do we have three shackles in the water no why you have the extra shack on the water had you missed that he's like i was looking back on the finger and she's like oh god stop staring at your fingers geez so then um breakfast time and the anchor is fine everything's fine but nathan it's just fucking up left and right he's not doing so great so um now's water toy time and imron asks max if he can drive the tender and max is like yes of course uh you

can do it. You should do it. Enjoy. Why? You give some handsome the keys. What? How could you do that? What an idiot? So they're like, they're doing that. And then meanwhile, Nathan is, Nathan's in the galley. He goes in the galley and he's like sort of joking around with V and some other people, et cetera. And Captain Sandy comes in. And she's like, Nathan, could you go do your job, please? It's like, oh, God. I'm like. And he's like, and he's like, Like, oh, God, I feel like, I feel like I entombed my body for one moment.

And I got fucking chewed out. I'm working my ass off. Yeah, don't untends your body. You're on the clock. Meanwhile, while this is happening, Max is out in the tender with some guests who's driving it, sir. Don't untends. So, no, you're not really doing your job. Stay focused.

I don't understand why Nathan keeps being goofy. Okay? I need a bosun, not, wait, wait for everyone. A bro son. That was good. That's right. That's right. Mailed that one.

Hold on. Hold on. Did you hear that, BB? Baby, that was so good, baby. Let me go tell the guess. So everyone, I said, you need a bosun, not a broson. Because they're very bro-y. You know, you understand bros, right? You're not. Okay, great. Not going to laugh. That's fine. Okay, so then she gets up on the deck and she sees the tender situation. And she goes, oh, fuck, who's in the tender?

And he's like, oh, Max is way with one of the guests. And she's like, Max, Max, get back to the boat right now, you dumb fuck. So Max is like, oh, let us not go too much far from boat because Captain Sandy will not like it. And he's like, oh, what, is she going to get mad at you? How poor people. You can't let the guests drive the tender. Why is he over there? Get your fucking shit together on deck, Nathan.

You understand this isn't a free for all. I'm now pissed. Get Max back to the boat. And that will end your journey. Boom. I wish. And that brings us to the end of below dick, Mediterranean, everybody.

Wow, what a shit show. Everyone, we will see you for our Salt Lake City recap. And definitely check out our bonus episode on Patreon this week, which was the trailer trash of the Valley. version style and all that good stuff. Thanks for being here. We'll talk to you next time. Bye.

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