Watch What Crappens - #3089 RHOSLC S611 Part One: Crazy Rich Explanations

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

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You get it. you get it you get it what do you argue about some crazy thing just flew across your screen really was it behind me or in front of me it looked like a ghost it looked like a ghost it was hope it's a ghost i know that there's a ghost somewhere in this house and i want to i want to meet the ghost where is he or she i guess more i saw something but you know sometimes there are these things like uh if you make like an l or something where are you at come over here and see i've been wanting a guy i'm the only person who wants the ghost i've been looking looking for them and they never talked to me or anything.

I cannot wait to go back. And like maybe it maybe it was me. Like I could have sworn I just saw a white thing go floating across your screen. You might have. But also like we know your camera sometimes Ronnie, you're talking and your camera will just give like a thumbs up. It'll just float up across. So it could have been that.

No, I think you would have known if it was, I hope it was a ghost. I even the piano I got was from the year this house was built, which is 1956. And so I was like maybe if I get a piano, the year that the house was built, whoever died in this house from 1956

will play the piano. I don't know something. Because, you know, no one can, you know, what am I trying to say? No one can stop themselves from playing a piano, even if they can't play it, like me. They'll, like, sit there and like chopsticks or whatever. Anytime someone comes in here, they start chop sticking

or Mary had a little lambing it or heart and souling it. So come on, Ghost. Get off your lazy ass. Maybe you'll, maybe the ghost will play like Heartbreak Hotel or like switch shoes because 1956 is the year that Elvis became famous according to my very quick searching. Really? Well, you know, the song

I practice every day on the piano is I can't help falling in love with you by Who is it? Elvis. Well, made popular by Elvis. UB40 also. I would love it if Elvis decided to haunt you. That's such an amazing find for it. Like, most people just get ghosts of sad children or like crazy old people. I don't want Elvis. I have enough of an eating disorder

with that Elvis over here, shitting out peanut butter, banana sandwiches and, you know, doing his Coke on the, I'm trying to stop all that. You don't need, I am the ghost of Elvis.

You don't need Elvis also making you. You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Stop it. I'm actually much more than that. I know, I described Elvis and I was like, actually, I think I just described my past decade.

So I'm like Elvis without the fame, unfortunately. I'm just, I'm just, that why I saw too. Was that it? There was something that flew behind. me. Did you see? I was looking at a different screen. I swear to God, I was on a different screen. You saw it? Yeah, I saw it. It was like a white. It was like a white thing that flew across. What was it a ghost of a bug? That's not a good ghost. What if I just have a ghost of a bud? No, it was like a white ghost thing. It could also just be a bug. I don't have bugs. Like an actual, like a bug that's floated by the camera that looks much bigger because it's on camera. It's like this is like the today's show for a bug. They're like, oh my God, hi mom. Anyway, let's move on.

This episode of Salt Lake City is so good. I'm wondering that when Andy Cohen teased that the next episode of Salt Lake City may be his favorite of the season and then we got last week's episode, which was nice. Maybe he really meant this episode. Maybe he got confused with the order because this episode, I thought, was tremendous. And in fact, I about like 20 minutes into it, I was like, is this going to be a bottle episode? Is it all going to take place at Valtors? And I actually got very excited for that because really, truly for the first 20,

minutes of air time not well not including commercials we were in or 20 minutes we were in vultors and i was like oh my god this entire show might take place around this table which will actually be amazing television it didn't but it still was amazing television i was it was it was good and i was really really happy for muzzie for having a good episode i mean mussey kind of had a redemptive episode which i thought was very nice because you know no woman in america is as hated as Muzzy right now in the Real Housewives watching community. I mean,

she's really taking a lot of... Richard Rossi is sort of up there these days, huh? Well, she's at least got a lot of the country behind her, but Muzzy, I mean, everyone, Republican, Democrat, no matter what you feel about gay people and trans people, everyone can agree that Muzzy's been an asshole.

But, yeah, I was happy for her for having a nice, kind of redemptive episode where she was somewhat kind. Her eyebrows even looked Do you think it was the, it was the kindness? I think so. Maybe she's in the holiday spirit. I know that someone, I believe, on Reddit, it could have been Twitter, but I think it was Reddit, said that they went to a thrift store and they found Muzzy's t-shirt, the one that

had that frazzled cat saying, everything's fine, everything's fine. And it's like, oh, it all makes sense now. Muzzy graduated. Muzzy, like, found warmth in her hat and she was able to retire her, her souvenir t-shirt. So the, the arc has been completed. Muzzy has found warmth and happiness. So good for Muzzy. Yeah, good for Muzzy.

Good well. Yeah. For this episode, you know, we'll see. So we also got to see Gwen, which we don't see Gwen very often, Gwen with her matching mom hair, which was weird and her gecko obsession. Like, I'm leaving you, mother. So that was fun. But yeah, overall, a pretty good one.

And we also got the moment we only was coming, which was Whitney's, Meredith is an alcoholic storyline, which we knew that was coming. And it was kind of stymied because Whitney cannot do a storyline, right? I mean, it's classic Whitney, you know, just bungling every storyline she's got. But damn it, it got out there. So congratulations to Whitney on starting her season one, part two, or like second half of the season storyline going. Good for her. I know.

You know, it's crazy. We're already on episode 11 of this show. And it feels like we're only reaching like one third, like we just hit the one third mark for the season. It feels like there's still so much ground to cover. So it's wild that like we're already at episode 11 when realistically there's probably like four or five episodes left. But then again, we also did kind of like Muzzy had a, oh look, Muzzy is nice now thing. So they're starting to tie up some things. And we also had like some resolution with bringing in her daughter.

But I just feel like I feel like the season just started. I know that's crazy to say it, but I feel like we're just getting underway. But also Meredith did a classic Meredith thing, which is she did not ever accept responsibility for anything that may or may not have happened on the airplane. But what she has done is decided to start up a feud with Whitney to distract away from it and sort of like do this like a quick patch up with Brittany and move forward. I mean, that is a pro if you've ever seen one. That's just like, that's high level housewife.

Yeah, I think Meredith at one point was like, why am I letting Brittany become the star of this show? I'm dropping Whitney and I'm going to come for the real meet, Heather and Whitney, because fuck those two. And I saw an interview with Meredith, I don't know, some red carpet thing or whatever. And she was like, and they said, well, who's giving you the problems in the second half of the season? And she's like, well, it's the shitneys. You know, you know who they are. Whitney and Brutney, the shitneys.

I was like, oh, here she goes. Oh, my God, Mom, that's so funny, mom. That's hilarious. I designed that for her. That's like I did that for her. Merritt, that's just great, Meredith. That's funny. That's a funny, that's a funny bit, there.

Tell him the one about being a. pansexual. Like, it's so good. That joke is so good. I want to be its dad. Oh, God, I want that joke to call me for advice. Okay, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, episode 611. Ladies Who Launch the sequel.

Mm-hmm. So we are actually driving away from Mary's Church. This is like we are continuing, we are picking up almost directly from where the last one left off. we start with Lisa and Meredith in a car and Lisa's like, oh my God, are you like ready for lunch? Yeah, I'm starving. Me too.

Oh, wow. There's a fly in the car. Look at that. There's a flying in here. Right after I was going over the bug in my house. And I got it. It wasn't a ghost. It was a bug.

It was a mosquito. And guess what? The mosquito is now a ghost. Bye bitch. Wow. Well, that follows a very similar arc to the bug that was in Lisa's car because Meredith lowers the window and goes,

Bye, fly. You can't leave. Mary's service was beautiful, wasn't it? It was so beautiful. It was like, oh, so nice. So beautiful. Yeah, when we first got to the church, though, like, and everyone's energy,

it was, like, so off. It was, like, just so off their energy. Yeah, they were basically, like, why are you here, basically? And then we go to Heather's car where she's driving with Whitney and Heather's like, I mean, they come in, they're all smiles. Nothing's happened. Nothing has gone wrong.

I'm like, well, how did you guys greet them by like frowning and crying and pointing fingers in their faces? You guys smile too. It's called being polite at church. Well, they were kind of awkward when they walked in. They were like, oh my God, look who's here. Oh, my God. They're totally here right now. What do we do?

So Whitney's like, yeah, then pretending nothing happened was what really bothered me because I think they're going to try and spin it. where it's someone else's fault. It's going to be our fault. Yeah. Well, what do you think is like, well, if they're trying to spin it, that's just absolutely impossible. So now we go to Valtors and Angie K's walking down the street down the red carpet.

And Mary explains to us that after the plane ride, everyone is not forgiving and everyone is not healed. So Lord, help us all. So, uh, Valtors, I wish they had put up a card by the way. I think it's like overdue, a card that said, you know, Walter, 1920-something to 20-21 or whatever he passed. I think they did. Oh. When Walter passed, I think they did at the end of the episode.

I think they were like, we dedicate this to Walter, that son of a gun. No one did a rigatoni like Walter or something. I think they did an RIP for Walter. I hope so. They probably did. They probably did. I just want more. Just want more RIPs.

But you know what we-R-P for Kachina-Tuscana, we haven't been there in forever is that place we haven't what happened to that restaurant i don't know i miss it um but there are still all the dormant you know mary still has like the red carpet in front of the vultors for entering for all the ladies and all the guys standing outside like it's so fancy they didn't do a met gala thing like they did the first time though and i think that was a very important part and mary also didn't get everyone like really extravagant gifts this time she got them all beta fish didn't she do that already didn't she already do that wasn't that like what she did the first time no the first time she got them like crazy and strapping in gifts didn't didn't she she got them yeah like yeah i think it was watches

and crystal boxes or something crazy let me see are you looking at a fish yeah the computer mary cospy does anyone have a clip of mary cosby saying this is on redid does anyone have a clip of mary cosby saying she doesn't need fish because we'll start a fish family in her stomach okay that was not made so um so So succession music is playing. I don't know why, but we're at Valtors. But they do in my succession theme. And Heather and Whitney come in.

And Heather's like, I love beta fish. I love beta fish. Sisters. All of these beta fish are sisters. And Whitney's like, wait a minute. Why isn't this fish moving? They're like, oh yeah, they don't move. And Angie says, he's a snooze fest.

This one, we should call this one Meredith. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And so they're all saying hi. And then Meredith and Lisa walk in. And Andrew's like, oh, your guests are here. And Lisa's like, oh, my God. I love this. This is so sweet.

Oh, my God. Benefesh. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? Do I have to go home with a fash? This is crazy. What do I do with a fash? I love that Lisa said, wow.

You know what, Mary? Like, your service, like, that was so amazing. that was like so from the heart when mary service was like you are soulless what was she saying like she gave them each thing and when it got to uh lisa she's like you with no souls with no humanity you with the long black hair satan i see satan in you and lisa's like wow that was really good that was so good mary yeah that was great they're all making they're making jokes about the beta fish. Bronwyn's like, I mean, a goody bag is usually a gift for me, not a responsibility.

And Heather's like, the more the merrier, I'm an empty nester, doesn't mean I can't care for a fish. I mean, we're a sisterhood of fish that we keep at home. As long as that fish doesn't bother me while I'm writing a new novel, which I'm writing New York Times bestseller. Yeah, but better fish are fighting fish. Like my friends. That was the, that, that punchline was the Las Vegas punchline.

When you're driving down the highway, you see it many miles before you arrive. So, before she even saw it. She's like so proud every time she gets to the end of a line. It's so funny. Like she does this like little nose, this nose scrunch and like, wow, she smikes her eyes like that. Wow, I did it. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

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or listen early and ad-free on Wondery Plus. so they sit down and by the way sorry to interrupt did you see that that montage that someone made of angie k doing slow burns i never even realized i've noticed she does them and i always laugh when she does them but i didn't realize the degree to which angi k will like rotate her head very slowly and look away from something and it is amazing and she does like 10 during the scene she's like i am looking away slowly and flaring my eyes she's like a camera in your house you know She's like a ring camera that it just kind of moves, whatever those little cameras are. So good.

So they sit down and it's quiet and everybody's giving soap opera looks. Bromwin is giving like the telenovela like, hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and Angie's giving her. And then Heather's like, okay, well, so wait a minute, is this Dom from 2003? Remember everybody? That was a hilarious season. And we get the flashback where Mary told the story about how there was a huge. heat wave that killed 5,600 people, but made the best grapes of all time, which I forgot about that. And Heather's like, should I be, should I be looking for the tears of the deceased?

Mary is like, well, I invited you all because this was an important day. And I felt like I needed a group of around me of real friendship. And if you notice, the ones that are not here, which is Brittany, I did let her know why she wasn't invited. So five hours earlier, Mary calls Britney on the phone. It goes, I just want to let you know that I'm having an event today. And I did not invite you because you told me that I was the most ungodly person you ever met. It's like, well, I mean, I meant that in the moment because it felt like you were super mean and God wouldn't be mean. But it was hurtful and I'm sorry, I'm sorry, God wouldn't be mean. Have you read the Bible?

I think a Pharaoh or two would like to have a word. Like, what? I wore my best seat today. A frog fell on me. Where'd that come from? God's unhappy. He's like, okay, you know what? I'm pissed off at them because they did something to me. So just go slaughter the whole village. What do you mean you kept a cow? I'm slaughtering you and your whole family too. Listen, the word smite comes from the Bible. Okay, don't fuck with God. It's not just some nice little Mambi you can push around. Okay. God's like I was just reacting. I was venting to a friend and I'm sorry that you overheard my plague. Yeah, God was mean, but then he saw all the tweets about him. he changed it up for season two, which is the New Testament. So he came back with like, you know, a little Botox and some fillers, new boobs and, you know, a weave and then tried to be nice for a season.

But don't you worry, there's always season three. So Mary is saying that she's like, hey, you know, you know, Brittany apologized and she meant it. And, you know, she's like, and my mouth hit the floor. And I looked at the dog and I said, should invite her? And I was like, give me a paw if I should invite her. Do you have footage of the dog? The dog just peltes his head and doesn't know what to do. So it just lays down.

She's like, and he didn't give me his paw. So I didn't invite her. So if I could, I feel like if she could apologize, you know, then we should be able to come together and understand why we're hurt and what happened. And, you know, who didn't or didn't apologize? Okay, I love that Mary is trying to like be preacher Mary this season and just be sweet. And, you know, we're all falling for this nice, kind new version of Mary. But I'm sorry, you just preached a sermon at church. And now you're coming to this fine dining restaurant that costs a zillion dollars and refusing to invite a girl that you don't like.

So please spare me the forgiveness talk. Okay. Please. But actually, I think it was good that Brittany wasn't there because I don't think they would have had as productive a conversation. It would have gone, it would have gone left. It would have been like the yacht all over again. Yeah, it would have been about Brittany. Yeah.

Yeah, it would have been a mess. So Mary is like, you know, we're just, you know, just say, I'm sorry if that offended you. And how they goes, oh my gosh, that's the magical sentence. Are you listening, Lisa? Are you listening to what Mary's saying? At least like, are you listening to what Mary's saying? Mary's like, is this a fight? Should we be in fight mode?

Well, I'm just saying that there was no apology. And Lisa, you didn't apologize to me. And I was just trying to tell you what Mary said. and I was deeply offended. Please, Heather, you chased Lisa around drunkenly on a bow for two days screaming and yelling that she betrayed everybody with no proof. What is Heather even all? What is Heather ever talking about on this show?

I like that Heather shows up all innocent, like, I deserve an apology too. Yeah, and I love that. Like, she's literally the last person who deserves apology in this situation. And Mary's like, wait, what are you hurt about? And she goes, because I was hurt that this really great, amazing trip ended up in Brittany being corralled off of a plane by us, a sisterhood, sobbing. Well, she was sobbing, not the sisterhood. The sisterhood was laughing. Angie can't even stand Brittany.

And Mary can't stand Brittany. And they were caressing her and helping her. Gosh, that's terrible. And Angie's like, it was really bad and Greek. It was anti-Greek. Well, I never said nothing happened. And then we see a clip of Lisa. And she says, I said nothing to Brittany and I'm not apologizing.

And then we cut back The editors are so good So then we cut back And Heather's like It's called paraphrasing Lisa Well, we never even discussed What happened, Heather So I don't know what you're talking about

This is me called Meredith Just being calm in a restaurant Well tell me what happened That Warranted our trip ending horribly With one of our friends Never wanting to be in the same room as you Or same room as you or you Because she holds both of you

equally accountable. But that's weird. That's weird. Yeah, that's really weird. I don't know why. I was reacting to her very malicious actions. And her reaction was not right time. My reaction was not right time, not right place.

And that's all I was doing, doing something at the not right time, not right place. Well, listen here, girlfriend. It was more than the wrong time and the wrong place. Ah, I'm Meredith's friend. I feel like Meredith was beyond upset. You ever have a Beyond Burger? She was the burger, and it was beyond. Yeah.

Um, yeah, and Whitney's like, um... But what we witnessed was different than what you were saying, because it was like, you were taunting Britney and calling her names. Nah, Meredith didn't even talk to Britney. I did not speak to her once. Not even once. I would say, waiter, could you please pour a glass of champagne over the dirty horse? that nobody loves that's in front of me.

I mean, there's something wrong with that. She had over-the-ear headphones and a movie on or something like that. I wasn't really sure what the movie was about, but I saw a lady crawling out of a television. It looked like an adorable rom-com. It was the ring. Well, I don't know what that is. But it was all an earshot, and she could still hear you.

Meredith was actually diabolical on the plane. there would definitely be brief moments of peace, and then it would slowly pick up again. And it would crescendo. Could someone let Whitney know a crescendo? I mean, thank you. Well, Meredith has ranges of emotions and volume, and we were in the diabolical and disgusting range for two hours.

Oh, two hours or five hours, because you guys change your story, like, every two seconds. And did you see when they were interviewing Mary at BravoCon on whatever carpet they have over there, the blue carpet, whatever? And they were asking her about this, and Mary said, no, no, Meredith wasn't yelling. She wasn't yelling or screaming.

She was just, you know, spiraling. Did not see that. Just while we're all believing everything that Mary says. So Lisa goes, the fact that these girls exhaust are by and made it something that it wasn't, it's kind of like bullshod. And Meredith is like, well, I vented on a pling to a friend for, I don't know, 30 minutes, 30 seconds. It was basically like I just batted my eyelashes and I communicated through eye signals. suddenly I'm the man guy. And now Meredith time changes, too, because before it was 10 minutes and then maybe, okay,

maybe it was 15. Now she's like, all right, well, maybe it was 30, 30 minutes, okay. Well, we were all there. Mary is saying we were all there and we heard it. And if it's not lining up with what she said she did and we all heard it, I mean, well, then, well, here we are then. So Whitney's like, yeah, and Brittany's hair was wet and she was hyperventilating and she was terrorized for five hours.

okay well i slept and i watched two movies so it was not five hours okay try again oh really what movies did you watch then and i started cracking up because so this show and meredith is like i mean it was obvious the movie i saw was kka kha crazy rich asians yes exactly crazy rich asians a documentary about the rise of income and wealth in wealth disparity in China following the rise of certain things like battery operated cars and special minerals no no no no merrith no no no it's a rom-com it's with henry golden cold yeah henry golding of a of a tech company no no no no henry golding and michel yo yeah no you are not in it no no michel yo i'm i'm not michel yo i'm not Michelle. Are you trying to say Michelle me? I'm not really sure what you're going. No, no. Oh, Michelle, yo, not Michelle. No. No. Oh, no. Huh? Well, there was also another movie and I don't recall the name of the movie. Okay. Then what happened at the end of crazy rich Asians? Yeah. Wait a minute. Are we really doing this? Are we really doing this? Come on, you guys. Well, I don't remember. I mean, I think.

Someone went crazy and there was someone who's rich and possibly there was someone who was Asian. But the specifics allude me at this moment, Your Honor. Well, it ended with an Asian person being dragged out of a board meeting for turning crazy. He was very rich, so he got off. No, no. I got this, man. I got this. Okay.

There was a big party. Oh, because a toddler came out with a track suit in China. Oh, it was a great movie. I loved it. Very heartwarming. well I usually remember movies I see oh do you wow look at Angie movie remember her yeah crazy rich Asians has a really big moment at the end think about it I saw it with my daughters who thankfully are out of my life now well I honestly don't remember I mean was it

something with mahjong at this one actually that was surprisingly close mahjong which of course is the name of a very important fashion designer who was featured in the movie. Oh, now she's off track again. Did you watch it, Lisa? She's like, I did. Okay, then you tell us what happened. Then we get a timer of Lisa trying to, like a timer and a score cord come up on the camera. And she's like, okay, there was this guy.

I think it was Asian, but like, who am I to say? So he goes on this plane, and then he stops everyone. And he's like, oh, my God, I want to marry you. Why can't we have peanuts anymore? because like it's crazy like when I was growing up there weren't peanut allergies on planes and so we could eat peanuts but now of a sudden people are going to die like seriously so I can't have a peanut because you have an allergy you know what I mean I don't want pretzels I don't need carbs well unless they're Wendy's but Wendy's doesn't serve pretzels so why am I going to eat

that what are Asian people only into pretzels now do people do Asian people still eat peanuts can I get them on this plane I don't want to marry anybody who has a pretzel breath that's Lisa that didn't happen in the movie What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. Okay, so he was like, I want to get married at a pond or something like that. Or something like that. Or something like that didn't happen.

But they have a big party for them. And Mary's like, oh, is this a good movie? It's like, yeah. And there's like synchronized swimmers. And it's like very exciting and like it's a beautiful movie. Well, I must have been asleep by then. I don't, I must have been asleep then, fine. Oh, wait, then? Were you sleep talking? Because I could hear it for the entire flight that was 10, two hours, five hours, six hours, three. I was sleeping. I wasn't sleeping. No one was sleeping. I heard everything.

Well, that's impossible. I wasn't saying a word because I was either asleep or I was so captivated about crazy rich Asians that I was speechless. So I think you better rethink that, Whitney Rose. Well, I heard you yelling for five rows in front of you. Well, that is impossible. She was sobbing. Who was, Angie was sobbing? How did you hear that from where you? No, I wasn't sobbing. Brittany was sobbing.

Well, I admit the movie was emotional. It was very sad when that crazy rich Asian came in and killed the cow. I mean, talk about a crazy thing to do. Who wants a movie to end with an Asian person in love about to get married and then dying from a peanut allergy? Because Lisa couldn't help herself. Meredith, please stop trying to act like you saw this movie. Well, I did. It was about someone who went into a Chinese restaurant and then went crazy.

I mean, it's in the title. But she was sobbing. Well, then you should have supported her. You were screaming. You lost it. We all saw the same thing. We all saw Crazy Rich Asians. I think that Meredith has.

has the right to lose her shut sometimes. Oh, no, not to friends, not to friends. I would just like to point out again that Heather literally followed Lisa around screaming and yelling while she was sobbing and on the phone with her husband and followed her all the way to the edge of a swim platform where she could have jumped off. I'm not even denying what happened on this plane. I have no idea. I wasn't there. All I know is that Heather as the messenger of being all that's good and calm and how we treat friends. and how we treat friends is fucking hilarious to me.

And the fact that they just let her get away with it every time cracks me out. So Heather's like, well, this requires an apology. Do you feel bad that you hurt Britney? Well, I already told you I feel bad. Well, I feel badly that I hurt Britney's feelings. Unfortunately, Brittany does not feel badly at all that she hurt my feeling, so there's nowhere to go.

And at the end of day, you get nothing for nothing, especially if you're trying to watch a movie and you fall asleep during it, that becomes the key stolen of an argument against you. So she doesn't like me. I don't like her. We don't need to be friends. Everyone can move on.

Well, you know, feeling bad, that's a different, that's a different from saying sorry. Okay. You feel bad. That's different from saying sorry. So, well, I am sorry that she heard me venting and it hurt her. So yes, I am. Oh, so you're not. So you're not then.

Okay. Well, I am very sorry that I, I said I would ever sit in behind her because that was obviously a mistake because she got over here everything that I was going to say. So I take full responsibility for my seating choice. That's an apology about seats. Yes. And you know what? I'm entitled to my feelings. Yeah, but you lost your right to cry when you harassed her on the plane, Meredith. I lost my right to my feelings. And then the sound effects go, shoo. like the oz went out of control on that.

We had so many sound effects. First we had a boom. Throughout this conversation, first it was a boom. And then at one point there was like a snake rat like. And then this one was like, and then later on there's one trying to solve a mystery. Like,

I love the one that sounds like it's, you're in like a deserted town. And meanwhile, by the way, while they're having this fight, there's like the one where they do that door creek, where it's, yeah, like someone says something and then it goes, and meanwhile, while this whole fight is going on, there's like a waiter behind Meredith, like squeezing lemon onto plates, like, yeah. I like that the waiters or Walters know by now that not even affected by any of the fighting. Well, you lost the privilege to speak about it. Look at me, Meredith. And she's like, wow, well, stop talking. to me that. I've got lost a privilege to speak and why you're talking about?

I'm like a little bit more wine, please. Thank you so much. You told me I lost my privilege to speak. So why should I even speak? Just hang on one second. This is time for, it's time for a speech. Okay, hang me on the four words that I spoke. I'll explain why I said

those words and I'll explain it to this whole sisterhood. I said then because I feel like we got on the plane having your back and whatever happened on the plane swapped that right on its head. and it went to you and Lisa looking like bullies and you were mad and you were telling us all to take notes

and you left the plane and you left the plane and you guys did not seem upset at all Brittany had to be physically carried to customs by us the remainder of the sisterhood so for me to say you lost your privilege to hang your hat on the victim you did because whatever happened the plane on the plane

tipped the scales and you are in the wrong now the scene is over because I had a great speech oh it's still gonna go on okay sure fine I just thought it was a really good speech You may have been watching crazy rich Asians, but the rest of us were watching crazy financially stable Caucasian. And Meredith just shrugs, and then they have a stare off, and everyone's looking at each other, and we hear a couple of booms. And Mary's like, say something.

Well, I lost my privilege to speak, so that's fine. For her not to give me the benefit of the doubt, and to show me grace is wrong. and she should be a human being and not be such a judgmental bitch oh my god I gone mother oh my god she just chopped you I got literal mother

Lisa is like it's okay for you to be upset and Mary says Lisa if I had treated you like that on the plane would you have thought it was okay I think that she thought that was a fucking nightmare and I don't know how I'm going to navigate myself out of this that's not what I thought

I did not think that No, I didn't. Well, why didn't you go through customs with us? Tell me, explain this to me. You know, what is so funny, because I actually have global entry and I should have yozed it, but I forgot that I had it. It's not funny. It was like hilarious because like I have it, but I didn't remember because it wasn't like on my app or anything. That was so good.

Wait a second. Yeah. Wait a second. This is like a lie. It's like so obvious that she's lying. Like you don't add global. Like you don't add global. you don't add global entry to your ticket it's like something that you just have you're like

identified as like this person it's not like you don't like forget um to enter the globe because you're on the globe so how could you enter it it's just like it doesn't make sense like this was so good because Whitney is Whitney was giddy like she had solved you know when Whitney solves a mystery on this show she's always thinking she's solving a mystery and she's like yeah because like it's just like who you are it's like global entry and then they put a like a diagram on her face and started moving it around like an alien ship. And she's like, yeah, because it's not on your ticket. And then they show a ticket on the screen and they circle something.

But we had a screener, so it was blocked what they circled. I don't know if they circled global entry or TSA pre. It's probably like TSA pre. I mean, I will say this, like largely Whitney is right. But if someone else books a ticket for you or something like that, like it can get left off and then you have to speak to a gate agent or something like that. So it is possible not to have it. But I think if you don't have it fly,

if you're Lisa Barlow and you fly to this Caribbean island and you don't have TSA pre when you get on the plane because it's going to go on both sides of the ticket, you're definitely calling someone to be like, um, where's my global entry? You have to add it onto my ticket. Absolutely.

So like this is a bit like, I don't know about that. I think that you were, she was avoiding the pack. Yeah, well, they scan your face if you're in global entry and then you go through the thing. Like you don't really have a card.

I mean, you can have a card, but it doesn't matter. They scan your face, but yeah, I think she was clearly just avoiding being with the other ladies going through global entry. But the only other person that didn't have global entry, apparently, was Brittany. So she ended up still having to go through this line with Britney. But then stayed away from Brittany back there. So as I'm now, like, they go from prosecuting crazy rich Asians to global entries.

And just like, why didn't you use it? You didn't not use it to stay back with Brittany, but then you stayed in line by yourself for five hours. and didn't use it, what happened? Do you know what, don't worry about it, Angie, okay? No, because why didn't you stay by Britney if you were there with Britney? She's like, because I needed space, okay? Like I had my AirPods in and I was listening

to Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, I love him. I'm a Kendrick Lamar girl. And she just starts laughing. Yeah, no, I love Kendrick. Yeah, I love it. I love when he sang the song about cups and like, was in the Acapella movie.

It's like, that's Anna Kendrick. Oh, that's not Kendrick Lamar. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Lisa, we were all there. Mary's like, I can't imagine having to sit next to Meredith in that moment of rage. And I'm not attacking you, Meredith. I know you're not.

But I love you, and I care about you. And you were hurt. And I know that. She's like, well, I didn't have a lot of support at that point. So, maybe you know that, but I didn't feel yourself yet. Just like, Meredith, we love you. We support you. And Angie says, I supported you in that moment.

I did not like what Britney did to you. And I think everyone would agree. And you basically said to me, if I pick Britney inside with Britney, then when you're hurting, then we're done. And I don't want to feel like that. I don't want to have to take sides like that. I didn't say we're done. I said noted.

As in, if you take Britney's side, I recognize you take Britney's side, and I will take none of that. But that's exactly what Brittany said to you, Lisa, if you're going to side with Meredith. And Meredith goes, well, that's not what she said to Lisa. Lisa was threatened. And she said, I'm going to come for you if you don't agree with me. Yeah, yeah. She said, I'm going to have a problem with you if you don't agree with me. Are you sure that Kendrick Lamar didn't sing the Cups song?

I'm pretty sure it was Kendrick Lamar. We circle back to that. Yeah, but you know what? One thing that Meredith did say is that I'm going to have a problem with you if you don't support me. But you know what? She, you know, yeah, she did. And Marrits like, no, I didn't. And her, it's like, okay, thank you, Lisa.

And Angie's like, well, did it occur to you that some of the things that your friends say came out of your mouth, maybe came out of your mouth? And she's like, well, all I said that you said that I said was show me the TikTok. Show me the TikTok. That's all I said. very calmly why does mary heather and whitney have the same story and then you have a different story i'm just trying to understand look it's like jerry mcguire said show me the tic talk show me a ticot right let's stop playing let's stop playing a game of clue okay you know what mrs peacock was a crazy rich asian she got killed by a candlestick in somebody's library or something okay just say you

don't like her behavior and they didn't like that you were upset because that's the bottom line just say that Well, and Mary's like, yeah, but it is, but you didn't, you just never stopped. Well, it's just not possible because I slept. I was sleeping. I mean, you all heard I never saw the end of that very exciting action movie about the crazy people. And, you know, but it put me to sleep. It was so exciting, I fell asleep. And that's just how it is.

Well, and Mary says, you know, the thing is the fact that you don't remember concerns me and I don't think you remember everything. And she's like, well, I'm not going back and forth. And I know what you're saying behind my back with me. So let's not go there with me. Okay, what night? Yeah, suddenly she just pivots to Whitney, and Angie's like, she's not saying anything behind your back. I have not said anything behind your back at all,

except voicing my concern about the situation. Right. Well, I guess I have misinformation, perhaps. Wait, there's one person that I talked to, camera on Bronwyn, who said something to Meredith, who? And then suddenly Bronwyn's in the hot seat. Yeah, now, Bronwyn. But this didn't come out of nowhere there because Mary was saying, listen, I'm concerned for you because I don't think you remember.

So that was Meredith like, okay, so now they're going to pivot to my alcoholism, which I know they're going to pivot to because fucking Bronwyn told me that Whitney's trying to start this behind my back, right? So Bronwyn's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay, well, I'll tell you. Okay, if Meredith doesn't want to, then I will. You and I had lunch and I talked to Meredith, and I asked for her side. And I said, it was told to me that you said you were seen drinking in the lounge. And then we see the clip of Bronwyn asking Meredith, so Meredith, were you drinking? And she's like, yes. So Bronwyn twisting it to be like, yeah, it was said to me that you were seen drinking in the lounge.

And Bronwyn's like, and it's being said that maybe you don't remember what you said, what you, you don't remember what you said. Okay. And she's like, well, I do not have a substance abuse problem. And Whitney goes, I didn't say that though. while it was implied it was implied um yeah brawin what were the implications you walked away will be your conversation with me and she's like well you were drinking heavily and you didn't remember um and you said something how you thought my mom's t-shirt was really awesome and i said sure i can get you a copy if you want yeah because everything is everything is fine and everything has been

fine and it was fine on that flight so Whitney's like but you know what you know how i feel I'll tell you, I think it could be one of three things, okay, okay, three things. Either, you have hatred in your heart, boom, mom, um, uh, you have a, um, you have an anger problem. I'll take anger problem for 200, please. Well, I don't have an anger problem, all right. Or you have, or you have mixing with substances problems. I mean, six problems of mixing subs, I mean, let's, uh, hey, wait, do you think it's fair? based on what I witnessed that I would assume

those three things. I like that when she gave her three choices, the first two Meredith is like, no, not that. Two. No, not that. Or you have a substance problem. She's like, well, I'm out of things to pack. I'm out. What do I do? Like there was

a moment where Meredith looked like, oh shit, I ran out of options. She wished her luck too much. She took door number three. Yeah. So, Bronwyn's like, look, it sounds like you were wrong on the plane. and I've tried to be supportive of you and I've tried to ask a lot of questions

and I tried to have your back because I thought that was a step too far and I appreciate that but then you added this at the table or a conversation no I gave her a chance to tell me herself and she did it and I never said a word I never said what it was

and I never said who said it at all I just said Brahman just told me these things but it could have been any Brahman you think you're the only Brahman on this plan it could have been anyone well now now I've damaged my relationship with Whitney, and I was just trying to help you. Bronwyn gets all mad. Bramwin, you were the one who took her out and started all this telling her that Whitney thought she had

a drinking problem. This is, she blacked out. So what are you acting all defensive for? Like, now you're turning on Meredith. You were the one. These people, you know, you don't. Well, I actually don't think it's so bad. I think, I think that Bronwyn's saying like, hey, just so you know, everyone's saying that you have a drinking problem. You should be heads up is like not the worst thing in the world. Okay. Then why is she acting so defensive? Like, well, Meredith, you know, now you've damaged my relationship with Whitney. Yeah, but Whitney was the one that implied that. So why are you mad at Meredith now? Well, that I can't explain. Well, she's basically mad because she's like, I told you something privileged. I gave you a heads up.

And now you dragged that into this conversation. It's all irrational. Yeah, but Bronwyn is notorious for listening to one thing in a conversation like she did to start this whole fight when she took Brittany to the store to get information from Brittany, went to the store, started asking your questions about people. What, what do you think of Lisa? She's big sistering me and I don't like it. What do you think of Meredith? She looks like she's having a seizure all the time. And then immediately goes, oh, really? Well, she said that you're trying to boss her around and that you have a epilepsy problem. You go into seizures or whatever, which is what started Meredith on this whole thing on this ramp, this particular rampage in the first place.

Mm-hmm. So, Meredith is like, Mary says, well, you do realize you were wrong, right? She said, um, um, somewhat. I was reacting to her behavior. I mean, what more do you want for me? I don't know what I'm going to do with Brittany. So that's all I can say for now. At least it's like, you don't have to have the answer.

It's okay, Meredith. It's okay. I guess, well, because now I'm going to be mad at Whitney instead and she's an easier punching bag. Someone will just pivot that way. Great scene, everyone. Good job. Yeah. So now they're like, okay, let's make this happy and just make insane haws everywhere.

It's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, so. So then Angie and Meredith are working out, and it's wacky. They're just being wacky. They're a wacky pair, aren't they? Wacky. Look at them working out together. And Angie's like, if you can talk, that means you're not working out hard enough. She's like, I do not agree with that.

She's like, thank you. And then we go to Bronlin at home. And she's asking Muzzy for a utensil. She's like, can you pass me that? What's it called? A whisk. Yes, yes. You know, someone who didn't have a baby out of wedlock would have known what that's called.

Mother, do you have to really make everything about that? I do. Yeah. You should remember it's called a whisk because that's what we tried to have your baby, you know, whisked away and everything. Surely you remember. That baby came out. Her head was whipped. before she could even start crying.

Unfortunately, we were a bit too literal on the whisking. We thought when they said you was in a way, you had to actually literally turn them into meringue. What can you do? Everything's fine. Everything's fine. So, Bronwyn's like,

so I was emailing this morning with my attorney about my citizenship. And Mussie's like, oh, so what's happening with that? She's like, she tells us, surprise, I'm not actually an American citizen. I was born in Brazil. and my parents are from the UK, so I had dual citizenship in both. And a few years ago, I decided I want to become a U.S. citizen and get to vote. And I'm just so excited for a jury duty. I'm like, girl, you're in danger.

You're up here. This is a confession. Be careful. Be careful. Last few weeks ago they're talking about your criminal record, and now you're saying you're not even a citizen. You better be careful with this administration. Yeah, Molly, you're in danger, girls.

Yeah, I was like, I don't always agree with you, Bronwyn, but I will still fight for you. Call me via me. But also, it's such an odd time, too, because everyone else is trying to figure out how to get the hell out of this country. Bronwyn's like, give me my citizenship. Yeah. So Bronwyn, so basically she's like,

she's saying, you know, it's funny because like, all my siblings were born here and they all got their U.S. passports automatically. And Lilley goes, and then we had an oops. Okay, mom, you can't tell me an oops to my face. Oops. Oops. They're laughing.

But I couldn't be the only person who thought, oh, really, Muzzy? Not as judgmental now, are we? Okay? That's right. That's right. Talk about oops. Talk about oops. She did it again.

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